221 Comments

  1. Shpip

    Nursing Homes Giving Fake Schizophrenia Diagnoses to Drug the Elderly into Submission

    That’s just crazy talk.

    • Q Continuum

      NYT: “Falsely diagnosing old people with psychiatric conditions to drug them is wrong!”
      Also NYT: “Tie those motherfucking redneck Deplorables down and either give them the vax or shoot them for attempted murder!”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Their only consistency is their lack of consistency.

      • Bobarian LMD

        D good.

        R bad.

    • Count Potato

      “In the US, we’ve long known that it is ethically wrong to force medications on people. ”

      Now do vaccinations.

    • Count Potato

      “While this story revolves around medical freedom later in life, it’s similar to another abusive practice that begins in childhood: the overmedication of children with ADD, which is often used to subdue rambunctious kids for the classroom.”

      From what I’ve read it’s mostly boys.

      • R C Dean

        So, untermenschen. You know, “defective girls” (yes, that is a thing). No need to concern yourself about their “rights”.

      • R.J.

        My daughter has bad ADHD. As did I. My mother saw how those drugs made me a zombie and took me off ASAP. I couldn’t do that more than a few weeks with my daughter. I taught her to cope with mental control instead of drugs. Those drugs are bad.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Just finished watching a miniseries about a fictional chess champion who grew up in an orphanage. Orphanages had a way of dealing with unruly kids.

      https://ew.com/tv/the-queens-gambit-burning-questions-answered/

      Throughout The Queen’s Gambit, Beth struggles with addiction to the green pills first given to her at the orphanage where she discovers chess. The orphanage touts them as “vitamins,” but they’re eventually revealed to be a tranquilizer called “xanzolam,” which doesn’t actually exist. However, the pills seem to be based on chlordiazepoxide, also known as Librium, a forerunner of Valium introduced in 1960. (Indeed, the bottle of pills Beth procures in Mexico later in the series is labeled as such.) Librium is a sedative, often packaged in green capsules like those seen in the show, that was widely prescribed to women in the early 1960s to help treat anxiety.

      But did orphanages really give kids drugs like that? Unfortunately, yes: Many who grew up in Canadian orphanages in the 1950s have said they were given behavior-altering drugs as children. A 2018 BuzzFeed News story also reported on widespread historical abuses in U.S. and Canadian orphanages, including the use of intravenous sedatives. It’s worth nothing, however, that Tevis drew inspiration for Beth’s addiction not from history, but his own life.

      Institutions have been drugging their charges since forever, it’s no surprise that Nursing Homes have joined the party.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Nursing homes have been doing this for a very long time.

        Someone just decided to report on it.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Nona is full of shit – she was nowhere near strong enough to compete with top-level male grandmasters. Now, Judit Polgar was another story – she was never “women’s world champion” for the good and simple reason that she chose to compete against the best. Her sisters were pretty fucking good too.

      • Sensei

        I’ve always wondered on purely intellectual games we make a distinction between men and women.

        Members of the Japan Shogi Association are of two types: professional players (棋士 kishi) and women professional players (女流棋士 joryū kishi). As of 2017, there are no women who have qualified for the professional player group, which consists only of males as a result.

        All professional players are members of the JSA. However, not all women professional players are members of the JSA. Other women professional players belong to a separate female shogi guild (日本女子プロ将棋協会 nihon joshi puro shōgi kyōkai ) or are free agents.

        Competitive karuta

        The Japanese national championship tournament of competitive karuta is held every January at Omi Shrine in Ōtsu, Shiga. The title Meijin has been awarded to the winner of the men’s division since 1955, and the title Queen has been awarded to the winner of the women’s division since 1957. Both winners are known as Grand Champions. A seven-time Grand Champion is known as an Eternal Master. The national championship for high school students is held every July.

      • rhywun

        Chess people are weird and that article does not dispel that notion in my mind.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Chess people are weird

        Hmm. I could probably provide a few entertaining examples of this…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it is not normal for a five- or six-year-old child to be practicing chess for six or seven hours a day. Good grief.

  2. Count Potato

    ‘“At the time I was only talking about not wanting to carry around his family member’s teeth, but evidently it’s expected that after I die they’ll knock out my teeth to be distributed to the family members.”‘

    What?

    • R C Dean

      *jiggles pocketful of teeth*

      Doesn’t everybody do that?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Only for the gold ones.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Isn’t that a Pretenders song?

    • Count Potato

      “Any teeth that the deceased have collected themselves over their life is added into a chest which is filled with thousands of human teeth.”

      That’s not at all creepy.

      • Not Adahn

        Call me creepy one more time and I’ll have a demon eat your soul.

      • EvilSheldon

        Someone is trying to murder Santa Claus.

      • Nephilium

        He’s told you how to pronounce his name several times.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Let me chew on this for a bit. Sounds like something out of a pulp novel.

      • juris imprudent

        Sounds a little hard to swallow.

      • Shpip

        I know, right? Who caries around dead relatives’ choppers?

      • The Other Kevin

        Do they do this for only humans, or does it include canines?

      • Count Potato

        Hopefully, no one has a pet shark.

      • Pope Jimbo

        She should just learn how to grin and bear it.

    • Gadfly

      That is a crazy tradition, but I can see how it makes sense from their point of view. However, I think the more traditional locks of hair is a superior physical keepsake tradition to teeth. I can only assume that this family must have a severe case of hereditary baldness. In any case, that should be the compromise she proposes, that they can’t have her teeth but can keep locks of her hair after she dies.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dude,

        If you have a bunch of chrome domes in your family, everyone knows you just swap in pubes instead.

  3. tripacer

    Nursing Homes Giving Fake Schizophrenia Diagnoses to Drug the Elderly into Submission

    I was told by one of my friends that his kids all have a cough and are given cough syrup when they go on road trips.

    • EvilSheldon

      Choctaw Bingo is a truly great song.

  4. Drake

    I really liked TitanFall 2. It was a shame when Respawn gave up on it – there was a ton of potential still there.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Definitely a strong single player game with some nice mechanics. Actual Titan battles were the most frustrating elements. Beautiful scenery too.

      • Drake

        Actual titan battles were great. Each type had different advantages and you had to adapt your tactics accordingly.

  5. Mojeaux

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Ah, memories of the glorious ’60s. *looks over shoulder*

    • R C Dean

      Ackshually, paranoia is the unjustified belief that someone is out to get you. If they really are, you aren’t paranoid. Just smart.

      /pedant OFF

      • EvilSheldon

        My shrink told me one time, ‘Paranoia isn’t thinking everyone is out to get you. Everyone IS out to get you. Paranoia is thinking that everyone is working together to get you.’

  6. Count Potato

    “‘I’ll explain myself to Congress’: Gen. Mark Milley says he will give full account of his ‘traitor’ calls to Chinese counterpart at Capitol hearing and says they were ‘perfectly within my duties and responsibilities'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10001437/Gen-Mark-Milley-defends-calls-Chinese-counterpart-routine.html

    “General McKenzie admits Biden drone strike in Kabul DID kill seven children, aid worker and two other adults, says there was NO suicide bomber in car and offers ‘my sincere apologies'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10002619/US-drone-strike-Kabul-DID-kill-aid-worker-nine-members-family-defense-official-says.html

    How do these people become generals?

    • Not Adahn

      He has an uncanny ability to remember pronouns. How else?

    • Gadfly

      How do these people become generals?

      The only downside to civilian control of the military is that the generals will become a reflection of their bosses, the politicians.

    • rhywun

      Gen. Mark Milley says he will give full account of his ‘traitor’ calls to Chinese counterpart at Capitol hearing

      ?

    • Drake

      “Sorry we killed a whole family. We really needed to do SOMETHING and they wandered into our drone sights.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        How do you kill women and children?

        You just don’t lead them as much!

        Old Marine joke

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      By doing that sort of stuff.

  7. Count Potato

    “An independent panel at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has voted 16-2 to not recommend approval of booster doses for the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.

    The Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee (VRBPAC) said there was not enough evidence that a third dose was safe and effective for use in those aged 16 and older at least six months after the final dose.

    The FDA is not bound to follow the advisory group’s recommendations but the panel advising against approval makes it harder for the agency to justify moving forward.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10002725/FDA-advisory-committee-votes-NOT-recommend-approval-booster-shots.html

    • Not Adahn

      Even NPR is admitting there isn’t scientific justification for the booster. However, they countered that with “but the reality is” people want it and it will make them feel better.

      • Gadfly

        So, just like the masks then.

      • Not Adahn

        Exactamundo. Of course, their feelings will also need to be validated by making their choice mandatory on everyone. If it’s not mandatory, that means it might not work, and then they’d be afraid again!

    • Sean

      Damn…16-2 is a pretty bold statement on the matter.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Yep.

        But it wouldn’t surprise me if it was ignored anyways.

      • The Other Kevin

        Me neither.
        Biden (whispers): Just take the booster.

      • Nephilium

        Just the tip.

      • Ownbestenemy

        In this case…

        Just the prick

      • Nephilium

        /doffs cap

    • blighted_non_millenial

      My work (healthcare system) was totally prepared to roll out the boosters starting next week…..

      Temporarily postponed for now. No work on when they would have made it mandatory (Deadline for full 2 dose vaccination is 1st of next month).

  8. The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

    Mebbe not OT, but at least orthogonal to the present links —

    For my fellow Canucks, we few, we happy miserable few, who face the uncertain prospect of electing a new national government come Monday, I offer up some brief musings gathered from around the Web (mostly smalldeadanimals.com) which may be apropos, given that The Hair That Walks Like A Man™ will probably be returned to the PMO (albeit with a more-enfeebled minority, hopefully):

    To my Conservative Party of Canada friends: while I try to maintain a policy about keeping partisan politics off of [the Web], I have seen more than a few keening, mournful posts from you about the recent “blown” election so I thought I might jot down a few random thoughts in an effort to comfort the afflicted and/or give hope to the hopeful. Here they are:

    1. YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU DESERVED TO LOSE — Sorry, but there you have it. My proof for this assertion: you lost. The Conservatives simply could not articulate a compelling vision of the country that people could get behind. And don’t criticize the electorate as stupid and uninformed. Even to the extent this is true, would you be saying the same if you had won?

    2. GET A PAIR — You have no guts, balls or backbone. Stop obfuscating, backpedaling and apologizing and have the courage of your convictions. People respect that. If you’re a socially-conservative Christian, or a libertarian free-for-all type, or think anthropogenic global warming is a bunch of hooey, don’t be afraid to say so. Be who you are without apology and people will respect you (and might even vote for you even if they disagree with some of your positions). And if you’re attacked by some outrage mob on Twitter remember this: virtually all bullies when challenged with even the least bit of token resistance will fold.

    3. IT’S THE NARRATIVE, STUPID! — Stop wasting all your time defending yourself against opponents’ accusations and go craft your own damned narrative. Promulgate a counter-mythology. Your opponents have been successfully doing so for ages so stop your whining and do the same. Public opinion can be as malleable as hot butter and you might be very surprised that if you presented a simple, compelling message with conviction, people might actually buy into it.

    4. CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS FOR IDIOTS — You are way too deferential to established authority and opinion. The types who produce those hand-wringing/pearl-clutching editorials in say, The Globe and Mail are never going to dig you, so why debase yourselves by even trying? Find a way to get your message to the country over the heads of the mainstream media (it’s dying, so how hard can this be?). You are also way too in the thrall of political consultants, ‘wise men’, pollsters, pundits, elder statesmen, party hacks, assorted mouth-breathers and other nervous-nellies peddling shopworn conventional wisdom. These people know virtually nothing.

    5. NO TRADITION TO UPHOLD = COMPLETE FREEDOM OF ACTION — The only real tradition of Canadian conservatism is being out of power (Jack Pickersgill once famously said of you, “the Conservatives are like the mumps, you get them once in your life”). This fact should be liberating to you. Use it. Anyone who maintains that this or that policy goes against the supposed glorious legacy of the Conservative Party of Canada is completely full of shit.

    6. THERE IS NO SADDER FAILURE THAN A FAILURE OF THE IMAGINATION — Your political failures/lost opportunities in this regard — and an extension of my points #4 and #5 above — seem quite glaring to me. For example, you could bring certain elements of left-wing populism into your tent — the hard-left This Magazine published a piece last year entitled “Canada has an oligopoly problem — and we need to fix it” (about how government coddling/subsidizing of so-called “national champions” had resulted in our paying way more for such things as air travel, telecommunications and financial services, not to mention mere trifles such as food) — which could have been easily written by the “right-wing” Fraser Institute. In a similar vein, you could diffuse/co-opt considerable Quebec nationalist sentiment by giving ALL of the provinces more autonomy in certain areas, which would certainly play very well in the West too. And as for any element of the Canadian socio-political fabric being an immutable “sacred trust” (to quote one of the great Canadian political blarney-spewers), if your opponents are as free-thinking as they claim, they should be happy to explore all options. If not, publicly call them on it.

    — h/t to Eric Strauss

    It should go without saying that, with minor modifications, this same message could be given to libertarians of all stripes.

    • Gadfly

      Seems like good advice to me.

      Be who you are without apology and people will respect you (and might even vote for you even if they disagree with some of your positions).

      Stop wasting all your time defending yourself against opponents’ accusations and go craft your own damned narrative. Promulgate a counter-mythology.

      You are way too deferential to established authority and opinion. … Find a way to get your message to the country over the heads of the mainstream media (it’s dying, so how hard can this be?).

      These three things basically explain Trump’s success, such as it was.

    • rhywun

      YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU DESERVED TO LOSE

      Fortify harder next time. ?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        The Lieberals (not a typo) are slimy, but I don’t think they’re as sophisticated as your Deep State.

    • Count Potato

      “The study, published in the journal Clinical Infectious Diseases, examined 49 people infected with Alpha and earlier strains of the virus – who were asymptomatic or had mild symptoms – between May 2020 and April 2021.”

      That’s a big “or”.

      “But when wearing a mask, infected people exhaled 48 per cent less of the virus, they found.

      The finding was true for both for people wearing surgical or cloth masks.”

      I doubt that.

      “Dr Milton said: ‘Our study provides further evidence of the importance of airborne transmission.”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10002087/Covid-evolving-better-spreading-air.html

      So if it’s airborne, staying 6 feet apart, or plastic barriers, are pointless.

      • R C Dean

        Not mentioned:

        Masks are only effective for a short window of exposure time to a contagious person. Below, say, 10 minutes, you aren’t really at much risk of infection. There’s a reason contact tracing doesn’t care about short, incidental contacts of less than 15 minutes. After, say, 30 minutes, the leakage from the mask means there’s enough virus floating around to infect somebody.

      • TARDis

        My work space has achieved 75% obedience. Now, only the unclean must be masked.

    • Tres Cool

      And who hold the patent on the…..oh, nevermind.

    • R C Dean

      Among the hospitalized patients, 64 percent were unvaccinated.

      36% of hospitalized patients being vaccinated is a higher number than I would have expected.

      For the report, published on Friday, CDC researchers looked at data from 3,689 adults aged 18 and older.

      The participants had all been hospitalized at 21 hospitals across 18 states between March 11, 2021 and August 15, 2021 – but not all due to the virus.

      How people who weren’t hospitalized due to COVID are relevant to a study of how effective COVID vaccines are in preventing hospitalization is not obvious to me.

      Regardless, I don’t see how they get from 36% of hospitalizations are vaxxed to the vax is 70 – 90% effective. Seems like the study should start with what percentage of the vaxxed and Unclean population are hospitalized in given time periods (I would use successive months to also track the effectiveness of the vaccine over time), and compare those percentages. Back of the envelope – if around half of the population is fully vaccinated, and they constitute 36% of hospitalized patients, I’m thinking that the vaccine is more like 50% effective in reducing hospitalization.

      To use made-up numbers,

      Your study group is 200,000 people, half (100,000) are vaxxed, and half (100,000) are Unclean. This roughly tracks the fully vaxxed rate for the US, which is actually somewhere in the mid-50% range.
      36 of the 100,000 vaxxed are hospitalized
      74 of the 100,000 Unclean are hospitalized. This tracks the results they reported.
      The vax prevented 38 hospitalizations or just over half the number of Unclean hospitalizations.

      • Count Potato

        “36% of hospitalized patients being vaccinated is a higher number than I would have expected.”

        It’s a useless number unless it’s known why they were hospitalized.

        Also, unvaxxed people might be less health conscious, younger and more likely to be trauma patients, etc.

      • R C Dean

        It’s a useless number unless it’s known why they were hospitalized.

        True. But the CDC didn’t limit their study to those hospitalized for COVID treatment. We also don’t know why the Unclean were hospitalized. Maybe the numbers for effectiveness are based on the numbers hospitalized for COVID treatment, but I don’t get the impression the study made that distinction, based on the statement that it included people not hospitalized for COVID.

        You go to analysis with the data you have, not the data you wish you had.

      • Tres Cool

        Working in a hospital, you likely know this number. But Im basing this statement on what I hear the employees say: “Got a sinus infection and went to the ER”.
        Certain people will wait and present at the ER for anything. One woman a few months ago said, “my baby had a toothache, and wouldnt stop crying. I spent 6 hours in the ER waiting to be seen!”

        Uh…you dont clog a hospital with trivial cases.

      • Animal

        Uh…you dont clog a hospital with trivial cases.

        Our oldest has been an ER NP for some years now, and has worked admissions a lot. She informs us there are two types of people working admissions; you can be a SIEVE, or you can be a WALL. She was always a WALL. Somewhat notorious for, for example, when a sixteen-year-old girl comes in at 2:00AM wanting a pregnancy test, turning them away to go to the free clinic in the morning. Apparently the term for that is TURF TO THE STREET.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed it is. And for people who really should have gone to urgent care or just don’t need to be admitted, its TREAT AND STREET.

      • R C Dean

        People on Medicaid don’t pay a penny for medical care. They routinely come to the hospital ED for trivial shit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        What happened to the life or limb model that parents used to follow in regards to an ER visit.

        Only time I took my kids to the ER was a skull cut from jumping off a table and a fever we couldn’t break and he started talking delirious

      • Nephilium

        People on Medicaid don’t pay a penny for medical care.

        This would be the operative portion here. I’ve read reports of some people using ambulance rides as free taxis, since they won’t pay for it.

      • Spudalicious

        I hauled many, many, MediCal patients because they got a free ride. We’d pull up in front of the house, and they would walk out to the ambulance, MediCal card flapping in the breeze.

      • Sean

        That’s messed up.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Among the hospitalized patients, 64 percent were unvaccinated.

        The participants had all been hospitalized at 21 hospitals across 18 states between March 11, 2021 and August 15, 2021 – but not all due to the virus.

        Mid-50% range may be the average across the US, but I’m metropolitan areas will have a higher vax rate. Could even be mid 60% range. I’m assuming most of these hospitals were in metropolitan areas.

        The findings effectively show there is no difference in hospitalizations between vaxxed and unvaxxed. Restricting to virus-related hospitalizations would be more informative, but the CDC did not do that. There’s no plausible scenario where they didn’t run an analyses looking at only covid-related cases. Interesting that they only chose to publicize the numbers for all hospitalizations and not covid-related.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The findings effectively show there is no difference in hospitalizations between vaxxed and unvaxxed

        Oops, I inverted the numbers… nvm on that. Though, this would now better explain why the CDC only released number on all hospitalizations instead of their analysis on Covid-related hospitalizations.

      • R C Dean

        metropolitan areas will have a higher vax rate

        Maybe, maybe not. The populations with the lowest vax rates would be found in metro areas – POCs and Ph.D.s (although the Ph.D.s are statistically insignificant).

    • Ghostpatzer

      A true succubus she is, draining the vital life forces while you sleep.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        But she also brings YOOGE…..tracts of land

        (also, in searching for the Monty Python “tracts of land” gif, I found this. You’re welcome, gentlemen https://media.giphy.com/media/afhHrUYJRfRoA/giphy.gif)

      • Tres Cool

        For some reason, YT or Python, Monty, PLC Ltd. took down the aussie “Bruce” bit. It makes me sad.

        Im going to bed. Some of us work tonight. I really miss Rufus.

      • Ghostpatzer

        That is quite a tract of land. Or two. Whatever, thanks for the mammaries!

      • Q Continuum

        +2 jubblies

    • PutridMeat

      For a moment, didn’t think it would reach the sea. At the pace it’s been going the past week or so, it almost certainly will!

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Looking good.

  9. Count Potato

    “REVEALED: How Biden quietly ended deportation flights to Haiti a week ago and sparked border surge with 10,000 Haitians now living under Texas bridge: FAA bans ’embarrassing’ drone flights overhead showing squalid camp

    The Biden administration has been accused of trying to cover up the extent of the migrant crisis after the Federal Aviation Authority (FAA) issued a flight ban over the US-Mexico border to stop drones capturing footage of the more than 10,000 people living camped out under a bridge.

    The FAA implemented a two-week flight ban over the Del Rio Port of Entry and the International Bridge in the city of Del Rio, Texas, Thursday night, claiming the move was for ‘special security reasons’ to prevent ‘drones interfering with law enforcement flights on the border.’

    The ban effectively grounded a Fox News drone hours after the network released shocking footage showing thousands of migrants living in squalor under the bridge as they crossed the US’s southern border and waited to be processed by Border Patrol.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10001453/FAA-BANS-drone-flights-showing-10K-migrants-living-filth-Del-Rio-bridge.html

    • Tres Cool

      “…thousands of migrants living in squalor under the bridge…”

      Well, I wouldnt really expect luxury accommodations.

      • rhywun

        That comes later when the bennies start rolling in.

      • Spudalicious

        Still better than Haiti.

    • R C Dean

      And the Texas Department of Public Safety, which is pissed about the Biden open borders, immediately put the reporter on one of their choppers to resume overflights.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Jesus, We can’t do anything right anymore,

    • Ownbestenemy

      They could have put a floor on that TFR so media could still fly drones to capture footage…but ya, for ‘law enforcement flights’

    • Gadfly

      My question is how are 10,000 Haitians getting to the US-Mexico border? Haiti is an island in the Caribbean, with many, many countries closer to it than Mexico. Hell, the US is closer to Haiti than Mexico is, so if they were taking a clandestine boat ride you would think they would just go straight there. Are they wealthier Haitians who can afford transport to Mexico? Or is someone paying to bring them in?

      • Drake

        I’ll take a wild guess and say George Soros.

      • R C Dean

        The apparent utter lack of curiousity about an apparent conspiracy to get thousands (or more) illegals to the border is mind-boggling. Sure, some of them walk the whole way without any kind of support. But many are transported to the border. The transporters include cartel coyotes, but I doubt that there is absolutely no outside funding or involvement. Do we really think the cartels are transporting people from Haiti to Mexico?

    • The Other Kevin

      At what point does “Biden’s bad month” become “Biden’s bad presidency?”

  10. Tonio

    Electronic Vaccine Passports are HERE NOW: Virginia Department of Health Announces Launch of QR Codes to Verify COVID-19 Vaccination Status

    RICHMOND – The Virginia Department of Health today announced the addition of QR codes – a type of barcode that can be scanned with smartphones – to Virginia COVID-19 vaccination records.

    QR codes – short for “quick response” – are commonly used in retail, logistics, and other sectors. The technology allows anyone to show proof of vaccination with a digital or printed QR code instead of a paper card, and without the need for an app. As more and more employers and businesses respond to calls by President Biden and Governor Northam to require that employees and customers be vaccinated, QR codes will help improve the consistency and security of vaccination information while protecting individual privacy.

    A person vaccinated in Virginia can visit vaccinate.virginia.gov to obtain their free vaccination record with QR code, which can then be saved to a phone gallery, printed on paper, or stored in a compatible account.

    QR codes contain the same information as paper records, but in a format that offers greater security and efficiency. Because the QR code is digitally signed by the Virginia Department of Health, it cannot be altered or forged. Information from QR codes is only available if and when the individual chooses to share it. Businesses and employers that choose to verify an individual’s vaccination status can scan QR codes with the free SMART Health Verifier App. Individuals do not need to download an app to use QR codes.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I. Gotta. Get. Outta. Here.

      • Animal

        That house down the road from us is still for sale. And Alaska needs more Glibs.

    • Gadfly

      Because the QR code is digitally signed by the Virginia Department of Health, it cannot be altered or forged.

      I am not an expert, but this seems doubtful. Does anybody know if this statement is actually true?

      Information from QR codes is only available if and when the individual chooses to share it.

      Also doubtful.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        In VA, the ABC stores will scan driver’s license to challenge them against DMV’s system. I’m not sure how it works exactly but the idea is they immediately tell if an ID is real that way.

        An acquaintance in high school bought one of those special printers + hologram kit and started selling fake IDs for $200. He also figured out to add scannable barcodes that weren’t flagged when run through DMV’s system. They were indistinguishable in everyway from Gov issued IDs. The vax QR code should be easy in comparison.

        He eventually got shutdown by the FBI. I figured someone ratted on him.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Does anybody know if this statement is actually true?

        As with many technologies, the ease of breaking it will be highly implementation specific. As with most cryptography, the most common “hacks” of digital signing involve finding a way around the lock rather than picking the lock.

      • PutridMeat

        OT – put some stuff in the forums on your doc. Hopefully that’s an OK way to provide feedback.

    • Animal

      I have a (non-government) vax record from Wal-Mart, where I got the Moderna shots. It does have a QR code on it. Of course, my decision was purely voluntary, and based on my age and other factors, not least of which is Mrs. Animal’s health. And downloading and keeping the record was also voluntary. Nobody’s ever asked me for it, but we’re still figuring on eventually returning to our globe-trotting ways, and figured I’d eventually be asked in Germany, or Ireland, or some place with different rules.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well I have something to discuss with my state rep tonight at their fundraiser.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Can’t they just put a receiver in the stores to capture the signals that the nanobots are sending?

      Why all this QR bullshit?

      • Not Adahn

        The chip shortage has impacted nanobot receiver production.

  11. Animal

    Things are finally starting to cool down here. Soon it will be fall. Soon.

    It’s been fall up here in the Great Land for some time now.

    • Ghostpatzer

      So, winter is a week or two away?

      • Animal

        Something like that. Looking at some light snow in the forecast next week.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        We’re probably right behind you.  **HEAVY SIGH**

  12. commodious spittoon

    I just received a halfway cut-off, prerecorded call that ended by warning, if they don’t hear back, “We’ll be forced to take impeachment against you.” Hell, guys, I didn’t order the drone strike.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Belated congrats on your election to the office of POTUS.

      How’re the puddin’ cups?

      • Pope Jimbo

        You know poor old Joe wants two scoops of ice cream so bad, but he can’t have them because all things Trump must be repudiated.

  13. Nephilium

    Here and already pissed off at work on a short week coming back from vacation. But I’ll be kicking off the Zoom/Happy Hour/third thing tonight at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Tonio

      Welcome back! Thanks.

      You have no idea the chaos that erupted in your absence.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Yay!

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I hope we get a rundown of Vegas! But not til after I join…

      • Nephilium

        Well, I do have something I’ll be offering free to anyone who wants it from Vegas…

      • Ted S.

        I’m sorry to hear you picked up a VD in Vegas.

    • Drake

      Did they want to sell their best tech to China’s little buddy?

      • Sensei

        Supposedly Australia reneged on some $39bn (over God knows how long) deal with France for diesel boats.

    • Animal

      Well, isn’t that interesting?

    • R C Dean

      Why did I just picture Borat’s character from Talladega Nights as the French ambassador?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Australia: “Your ambassador is currently being detained due to COVID restrictions. We’ll get back to you in a few months”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I blame Trump

    • Urthona

      I don’t get this one. Why are they pissed exactly?

      • Sensei

        See above. France thought it had a deal to give them conventional subs.

      • Urthona

        lol.

        How does this administration manage to fuck up every single thing it does?

      • Animal

        A fish rots from the head.

    • Ghostpatzer

      This seems familiar *walks away whistling*

    • Tonio

      Rubes from Texas. I think things like this will have an effect on tourism both for Covidians and the unvaxed.

      • Urthona

        My mother canceled her trip to Canada recently because she’s unvaccinated and they require vaccination.

        She actually got COVID a while back and didn’t feel like there was any reason to get vaccine with her natural immunity.

      • R.J.

        That was truly awful and reflects badly on the normally civil residents of OKLATX

    • wdalasio

      The Alliance is now calling for harsher penalties to anyone who assaults a restaurant worker.

      We must protect our valiant frontline heroes!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh please give server’s ‘hero’ pay and extra judicious protections.

  14. slumbrew

    I love that Chat Faker song & video. The pins on those ladies…

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The FDA Advisory Panel just pissed all over the booster shots in their recommendation.

    Some good news.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “What vote? CNN isn’t running a story on a vote…boosters now!” /Biden WH

      • kinnath

        https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/17/health/fda-vrbpac-booster-meeting/index.html

        FDA vaccine advisers vote to recommend booster doses of Covid-19 vaccine in people 65 and older and those at high risk

        The FDA panel took two votes:

        1) 65yo and older should get a booster under another EUA not a supplement approval to the full pfizer approval.

        2) 16-64 should only get a booster after talking to a physician and determining if they are at high risk.

        CNN of course leads with the recommendation to give boosters to old people.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Geesh it was a joke.

      • kinnath

        Sarcasm meter has been broken for months.

        Supply chain is fucked. No idea when spare parts will be available.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yepper! I found some duct tape and an old oil can and made a temporary one from a hairdryer.

        Okay, playing fallout 4 again

      • Sean

        I might hit level 175 tonight, depends how distracted I get on settlements.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I got Sim settlements mod and it’s a time sink

      • TARDis

        Level 175? How do you get that high? Doesn’t the game story end long before that?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Building settlements…that’s how ?

      • Sean

        I didn’t even go to Nuka World until way over 100.

        I think level cap is way into the thousands.

        @OBE…yup.

      • TARDis

        Ah, so 3D sims? Can you create a libertarian social house too?

      • Sean

        Well, I’m dumb. I don’t know how I wrote 175…shoulda been 150.

        I’m seriously burnt from the week.

    • grrizzly

      Without boosters we’ll have to double-down on masks and social distancing for protection.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We should start a prank company selling millions of body condoms to school districts. I don’t imagine it would be a hard sell and then pack it up like it never existed

      • Ghostpatzer

        Prophylactic measures against the ‘vid. I like the cut of your jib, sir

  16. LCDR_Fish

    From my nerdery- I enjoy some of these anime cellphone games like Princess Connect:ReDive and Arknights. Does anyone else on here play Arknights? – i have a mission option to visit a friend’s base but unlike some other games, seems a little difficult to connect to random folks as “friends” even for stuff like this. After I check back, I can post my username if anyone wants to invite me or vice versa.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sounds like a Chinese data mining operation to me

    • Sensei

      Is it bad I know the anime?

      But no cellphone games for me.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Real games need a console at least, or A PC at best,

      • R.J.

        Cellphone games can be good. “Day of the Tentacle” was reissued on cellphone, for example. Great time waster.

    • Ownbestenemy

      But they saved one life

  17. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    7pm Eastern tomorrow Elon’s civvy crew is supposed to splash down

    • Not Adahn

      Who was the last one voted out of the capsule?

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      **SIGH**

      Yeah, they’re probably bangin’ each other. Bail out while the bailing’s good.

    • creech

      What would Heinlein think?

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Huh, Curtis Yarvin was on Tucker Carlson’s show for a full hour and a quarter:

    https://youtu.be/zsGbRNmu4NQ

    An excellent interview even though Tucker only talked for about a minute total once Yarvin got going.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not hard to do. Curtis can be talkative.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But that is pretty damn remarkable.

      If you had asked me a couple of years ago if Mencius Moldbug would be interviewed by the most popular conservative talk show host in the country, I would have laughed at you.

      Side note: I went to college with Curtis. Didn’t know him well but was aware of him at the time.

    • TARDis

      They’ll be ready for the camps before they even graduate.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Pay no attention to the actual education! Schools are primarily there for serving food!”

      • Sean

        I was going to go for a NJ joke, but it’s been a long week. ?

    • rhywun

      Those waivers — which allow school districts to receive reimbursements for the meals they serve — have continued, providing free meals to all kids through June 2022.

      LOL

      Whatever could be going on here.

  19. Count Potato

    “NEW: Gun Industry Targets Asian Americans as First-Time Gun Owners and Future Pro-Gun Advocates, New Violence Policy Center Study Reveals”

    https://twitter.com/VPCinfo/status/1438546034448343044

    “If the marketing efforts targeting the AAPI community gain traction, the impact will be measured not only in dollars and cents in gunmakers’ coffers, but in increased death and injury among Asian Americans.”

    https://vpc.org/how-the-firearms-industry-markets-guns-to-asian-americans-conclusion/

    OFFS!!

    • Animal

      Roof Koreans FTW.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I ‘member!

    • rhywun

      All those AAPI drug gangs are kicking themselves for not having thought of carrying before now.

    • Q Continuum

      Violence Policy Center = Advocating policy that maximizes violence

  20. Toxteth O'Grady

    Rand is on Hannity tonight.

  21. Count Potato

    “Teen gets USB cable stuck in penis in backfired attempt to measure length

    Subsequent X-rays revealed that there was a veritable Gordian Knot of USB wire inside the teenager, which required surgeons to make an incision in the region between his genitals and anus to yank it out. They pulled the spooled end through the hole first, cutting it free from the rest of the wire before removing the remaining bits — literally pulling the plug.”

    https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/teen-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-penis-in-attempt-to-measure-length/

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Meh, let he who hasn’t jammed a USB cable up his urethra cast the first stone.

    • Ghostpatzer

      So they *dons sunglasses* yanked his crank?

    • rhywun

      “See, Herb, 14 inches. I told you I wasn’t lying.”

    • TARDis

      They don’t have rulers in the UK?

      • Count Potato

        They’re just figureheads now.

      • TARDis

        That’s what I see, when I glans in their general direction.

    • Spudalicious

      They lacerated his taint?!? He’ll never be the same.

    • R.J.

      Now that is some quality drugs there people. But it is no degloving. Keep trying.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why not sell them at auction and roll the money back into some general fund? Doesn’t make for neat videos I guess.

    • rhywun

      I’m in favor of the death penalty lately for anyone committing noise pollution. This is a good first step, I guess.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The booming systems are what drives me nuts. Y’all got that problem in NYC?

      • rhywun

        Like, bass speakers blasting out of the trunk shit? Yeah, sometimes.

  22. Count Potato

    “A French lesbian group carrying a banner that reads, “Lesbian don’t like penises” at Bordeaux Pride over the weekend was confronted by antifa. The antifa threatened to burn the women with a flare & accused them of transphobia.”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1438230768891871232

    • Not Adahn

      Suck the girldick, bigot.

    • Animal

      You can’t make this shit up.

  23. Count Potato

    In other news, supporting Larry Elder or Nikki Minaj makes you a white supremacist.

  24. Ozymandias

    ‘Jeanue had managed to secure unprecedented control over the Titanfall multiplayer apparatus — utilizing something the community refers to as the “Blacklist.”‘
    Interesting, but meh.
    ‘“At the time I was only talking about not wanting to carry around his family member’s teeth, but evidently it’s expected that after I die they’ll knock out my teeth to be distributed to the family members.”‘
    Too weird.
    “My favorite activity in the game has to be the customization and renovation.”
    That was funny.
    “It’s interesting to see an older Buffy who doesn’t have to worry about school stresses, romantic drama, or rival Slayers.”
    Younger Buffy was cuter.
    “Essentially, what this means is that it is a violation of human rights for an individual to be given medical procedures or pharmaceuticals without their voluntary, informed consent.”
    Nursing homes have been engaged in the sedatization of their patients as long as I’ve been alive.
    Things are finally starting to cool down here. Soon it will be fall. Soon.
    Great song – and the video was… whoof. THOSE are some attractive ladies; Absolutely smokin’. (Sorry Q, but Chive doesn’t come close to gals who can skate and look like the trio in that video).

    • R C Dean

      “Younger Buffy was cuter.”

      Damn straight.

      • commodious spittoon

        I never watched Buffy. I think I fell off the very cusp of that age demo. I liked the red-headed friend better between American Pie and How I Met Your Mother. It’s not a definitive thing, it’s just where I landed later. Sarah Michelle Gellar is for me a Weird Al Yankovich reference. Going back and looking at the two of them, Alyson Hannigan is much hotter.