GlibFlick: Kung Fu Zombie

by | Sep 9, 2021 | Film, Fun | 285 comments

 

 

In case you missed the  announcement in the Monday PM Links, or just want to watch it again, click here to stream free (with commercials) on tubitv.

This film has everything. Slapstick! Kung Fu! Hopping Chinese Vampires! This film starts strong with a Taoist Priest raising corpses (with high-quality papier-mâché faces) in a graveyard. Non-stop action all the way to the end. Fantastic! Also the dubbing is so good you’d swear it was shot in English (I kid!) This is a comedy which pays loving tribute to a lot of famous comedy teams during the film. You can pick out Laurel and Hardy, and some classic moves by the Three Stooges (eyepoke, slap).

Hopping Chinese vampires are creatures from Chinese folklore known as Jiangshi. They hop along with arms outstretched and feed on the Qi of the living. A fair number of kung-fu movies have featured Jiangshi. If GlibFlick isn’t relegated to the trash bin more Jiangshi movies will hop up in the future.

Some outstanding examples of the hopping vampire genre include:

  • Encounter of the Spooky Kind: With Sammo Hung! Man this is a hard film to get a hold of. It’s your choice of DVD or nothing. I had this on VHS years ago. Absolutely awesome. Chinese black arts, exploding chickens, and Sammo!
  • Spiritual Boxer II: This is floating around on Amazon Prime and Tubi occasionally. The plot feature a criminal hiding in with all the hopping vampires to escape the police. This concept was recycled in The Shaolin Brothers, to lesser effect.
  • Mr Vampire: One of the most popular franchises with hopping vampires.
  • Robo-Vampire 3: Counter Destroyer: This film is totally nuts, with a Robo Cop imitator made out of old tire painted silver, and hopping vampires. Hell yes this is on the review list!

Okay, now everyone is wondering “Is this asshole just going to review vampire movies?” This was part of a two-fer I had originally planned, so this will be the last vampire movie for a while. Let me know what else you want to see. Some suggestions:

  • El Dia De La Bestia: Spanish Priest seeks to bring about the apocalypse by being a jerk to everyone. Really good film, would have a guest reviewer from Spain join me for his fantastic color commentary.
  • Joysticks: Tits! And video games. And King Vidiot. And Joe Don Baker. Truly the most 80’s of the video game movies.
  • Another Yeti Love Story: Life on the Street: I am torn. I could save this for Valentines day, but the idea of reviewing it for a Sasquatch friendly audience is almost too much to bear. I plan on kidnapping an English professor to review for Shakespearean influence found in this masterpiece.

Watch this film if you dare. There are no refunds on the hours of your life you spend watching, because everything is voluntary!

 

 

NEXT WEEKS FEATURE: GlibFlick for Sep 16 will be The Gingerdead Man, schlock horror starring Gary Fucking Busey, directed by Charles Band. Click here to stream free (with commercials) on tubitv.

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R.J.

R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

285 Comments

  1. DEG

    Watch this film if you dare. There are no refunds on the hours of your life you spend watching, because everything is voluntary!

    I’ll give it a go until 9 when I have to join a Zoom.

    • DEG

      Looks like I need an account.

      I’ll pass.

      • The Hyperbole

        You can sign on as a guest (or at least I could), its the last option, a little below the others, no reason to make it easy.

      • R.J.

        Yes. There is no need to get an account. When I use Brave it doesn’t even prompt me to sign in. Select “guest” and proceed with no need for it.

      • DEG

        Shit… I missed that option.

        I’m in and the movie is playing.

        Thanks!

  2. R.J.

    Awesome. This is one of my favorites from the kung fu genre. Enjoy.

  3. Gender Traitor

    I’d be tempted, but TCM is showing Modern Times, and this is the best time for me to watch it.

  4. Aloysious

    Dammit. I would be working tonight.

    I vote for anything with Sammo Hung.

    Hopping Chinese vampires rock.

    • R.J.

      All good. You can use the link anytime. The movie has been out there on Tubi for a long time.

      • Aloysious

        Thanks, R.J.

        Appreciate it.

  5. BethAnnica

    It’s less than 20 minutes in and I already have so many questions about this movie….

  6. Mojeaux

    I am attending a degloving.

    • R.J.

      I had to look that up. Now I need to find a movie where that happens….

      • Mojeaux

        My evening gig (candy money) is as a medical transcriptionist. Around New Year’s, I did a report on a young gentleman who had an unfortunate fireworks accident. Degloving was involved. Unfortunately for my fellow zoomers, I was compelled to describe the accident in detail.

      • Mojeaux

        I should say, a PENILE degloving.

      • Gender Traitor

        So…a second bris?

      • Mojeaux

        LOL I’m not sure. Blasted through the guy’s pelvis and colon to boot. Alcohol may have been involved, but that is speculation on my part.

      • Fourscore

        There’s that bad word again and it ain’t alcohol…

      • Mojeaux

        Heh. The male types on the zooms don’t let me talk about it.

      • Ted S.

        Did drugs fall out of his ass, too?

      • Tonio

        “Heh. The male types on the zooms don’t let me talk about it.”

        I’m totes okay with that as long as I can cover my eyes and scream “eeeeewwww.” I’ll do that MUTED this Friday when I’m guest hosting.

      • blackjack

        I thought a degloving was when that one kid got his fake ID confiscated in that one movie?

      • Chafed

        I thought it’s what happens when UCS gets home from work.

    • Gender Traitor

      For a moment, I thought you meant a bris.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Defenestration is no laughing matter,

    • DrOtto

      I’m reading this as DEG loving.

  7. DEG

    I love the dubbing.

    • R.J.

      It’s a fine example of the cheap dubbing almost every kung fu film got in the 70s and 80s. Once you hear it enough you realize the same group of people dubbed at least 200 films.

      • blackjack

        So, everybody was kung fu editing?

        (sorry, someone had to do it!)

      • Tonio

        Cultural appreciation FTW.

      • R.J.

        Yes! And apparently my eyesight could not distinguish the odd different fonts in my review, which matched the kung-fu movie editing well. I better start reading the Tonio Guide to Publishing ASAP.

  8. Stillhunter

    Regarding when to resist I’m reminded of the saying: The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is today.

    • Tundra

      Yep.

      We shouldn’t be surprised. We’ve been bitching about this stuff for a long time and this is really a logical conclusion.

      Tonight, revel in the suck. Tomorrow get up, enjoy the fact that you aren’t dead yet, and get to work.

      • Fourscore

        A few weeks ago I planted 10 seedling apple trees. I’m guessing the trees will not bear fruit in my remaining time but maybe someone one day will thank me for it (or not)

        I did plant a lot of trees 25 years ago, many died, many didn’t. Be grateful for the survivors.

      • Tundra

        I am grateful.

      • Stillhunter

        #metoo

      • Stillhunter

        The wife and I had the darkest and probably the most difficult conversation we’ve ever had tonight. She is not interested in the injection and has come to the realization that her flexible, stable government job suddenly isn’t. Time to shit or get off the pot.

      • Fourscore

        Mrs Fourscore and I have rejected the vax as well. The family doc talked all the way around it without an endorsement. I hadn’t planned on getting one and after talking to the doc decided she didn’t need one either. Mrs F wants to travel soon, and her relatives in Orange Co, CA, have really been recommending it.

      • Stillhunter

        We’ve been discussing exit strategies for leaving Minnesota, probably to South Dakota, for a while. But not really much about what happens if the injection is mandatory for feds. She is the majority breadwinner since I left the feds a few years ago. We’ve been downsizing and simplifying some and shoring up finances as best we can. But where this is headed I’m not sure much of that will matter. They obviously have no qualms about destroying people’s lives. The courts are no help, nor is there any real opposition party. I guess we just step up the pace on extracting ourselves from the institutions where they have power over us. After that… I don’t know.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Similar conversation happening and re-happening in the trashy household. My company is large and has many government contracts. The only question in my mind is whether I get the dignity of not being mobbed until November when I return from leave, or whether they contact me while I’m on leave and force me to make the choice now.

        We’ve drawn the line in the sand. We will surrender the financial and lifestyle gains we have made over the past 5 years and live very differently if forced to do so. It’s better than compromising our consciences and getting a shot only to be forced into the next indignity in another 3 weeks.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They implemented the ‘attestation’ program in the DOT which means come September they will have every name that either marked ‘unvaccinated’ or denied to reply. That is my drop dead date. Still considering declining the manager spot and fall under the umbrella of the Union but they are hush hush on their stance and that might just not buy me any time.

        They came for the unvaccinated government workers first. I said nothing because I wasn’t a government worker

      • Ownbestenemy

        end of September…the 20th to be exact.

      • Stillhunter

        My wife definitely enjoys the comfortable modern life, so losing her job is a huge blow for her. I told her getting the injection is her choice, but that it won’t stop at one. Then you get into the unknowns of the serum itself and what potential long term effects it may have that I won’t get into here. I think it’s unlikely she’ll agree to it at this point. I’m proud of her.

      • Tundra

        Sorry, man.

        You guys will succeed. I know it.

    • DEG

      We lost the numbers.

      I spy a Dirndl in there…..

      Yay4Cosplay is in there too. In fact, a double shot of her if you keep looking.

      And mightseduceyourdadtype.

    • Spudalicious

      One of your best.

  9. DEG

    I hate it when they come back to haunt you.

  10. R.J.

    Karate nipples at 36 minutes.

  11. DEG

    Wait, weren’t all the corpses the same?

    • R.J.

      Possibly. But at 43 minutes, the rest of the movie was written from the imagination of a 12 year old.

    • The Hyperbole

      In the morgue? They were showing the final guy every time they dropped a lid on a rejected corpse (a foreshadowing of sorts.) As for the rejects one was a girl, one was skeleton, they didn’t show a few, but the ghost said they were ugly.

      • DEG

        Yeah, in the morgue. I got confused and thought they were showing the same guy for each corpse they checked.

  12. straffinrun

    Checked the news on my Coffee break this morning. Nice to see fascism is going to ramp up.

    • blackjack

      Every single accusation by the left is an admission. Remember how Trump was an authoritarian fascist?

      • Gustave Lytton

        They said if I voted for Trump, the Nazis would take over. And they were right.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Hey Gustave, how is the totalitarian masking going in your neck of the woods? Up here, it seems 50/50 outside, and there is definite non-compliance inside. People aren’t saying anything to me when I don’t bother, and that goes from Corvallis to Portland, albeit on the outskirts there. Also, I am seeing a lot of unacceptable masks, ie the grinder shields.

  13. R.J.

    I love the ghost hat suspended by someone’s hand just out of frame.

    • straffinrun

      I’ll check out the flick tonight. Looks fun.

  14. Tundra

    OK, I’ve had many head injuries, but where is the guest option?

    • R.J.

      Depend on Browser. For Safari, if you go straight to the Tubi homepage, there is a big “Watch Now (free)” button in orange. Just click that and you bypass any request for sign in. Then you could just look up KungFu Zombie from there.

      • R.J.

        If you use the link and get to Kung Fu Zombie, and see the big “Register” white box on the right, just totally ignore it. Press play. It will leave you alone. The only reason to ever sign in on Tubi is if you are saving a queue of films.

    • The Hyperbole

      After you click the link, hit the Play button on the movie and you should get This screen, I circled the “guest” option.

      • R.J.

        Thank you for that.

  15. DEG

    Gotta stop the movie. I’ll finish it tomorrow or over the weekend.

  16. Yusef drives a Kia

    So I decide to do the right thing and buy a fishing license, but because my DL is from Cali, they want 76$ even thoght I have lived here for a fucking year! So now I’m a student at Ferris State, 26$ is much better,

    • Not Adahn

      Getting a degree in wheel design?

  17. DEG

    This was fun, thanks R.J.!

    • R.J.

      Thank you! See you again next Thursday.

  18. blackjack

    Well, I have until Monday to file for a religious exemption. I’m still hesitant, because I shouldn’t need one. I should just be able to say, “Nope, not getting it.” I really don’t want to get it, and I really don’t want to have to get fired and sue for my job back, though. I’m torn between waiting them out and filing for the exemption. I have a hard time seeing them fire a bunch of people for not getting it and dealing with thousands of lawsuits all at once. This is why this mandate bullshit is so evil. I should be free to relax.

    • R.J.

      My boss is in the same boat. He’s out here lurking, somewhere. We were told to complete a survey (mandatory) and state our status. He got COVID and has antibodies to show for it, and does not wish to take the vaccine. I really have no idea what kind of shit email we will get from work tomorrow.

    • The Hyperbole

      I should be free to relax

      You are.

      • blackjack

        If I were younger and not married with child, I would have zero qualms with forcing the issue. Which would be very relaxing. But, here I am.

      • Gender Traitor

        You’re with child??? That should be good for a medical exemption for up to nine months.

        Seriously, best of luck to you. I’m sorry you’re facing this dilemma.

      • blackjack

        I wrote “with children” then shortened it to just one. I’m pretty full, though, maybe I should try the rabbit trick to be sure.

      • Cannoli

        Pregnant women should definitely get the vaccine -CDC

      • rhywun

        Kill two birds with one stone.

      • blackjack

        It’s safe and effective. Just don’t read the consent form that says it’s neither and it’s nobody’s fault when that becomes apparent.

    • Cannoli

      Sorry blackjack. I’m torn too. Part of me feels like if I ask for a religious exemption I’m legitimizing the policy, and it also bothers me that 6 months ago when I was an atheist I still would have had the same objections. On the other hand, I want to push back on this however I can. I hope things work out for you whatever you decide.

      • blackjack

        Thanks. I’m not quite an atheist, but I don’t have any allegiance to any actual religion. I do have strongly held beliefs that I should not take this shot. I guess that’s what they are talking about, right?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        According to FedGov’s definition of religious beliefs, what you described is a religious belief.

      • rhywun

        It’s been my understanding you have to be a member of one of the faiths in good standing in order to qualify – and supply “proof”. Or am I wrong?

      • blackjack

        IANAL, more like a defendant, but the rule says strongly held beliefs are sufficient. That doesn’t mean the city won’t say it’s not and that some lefty judge won’t say it’s totes cool for them to do that, especially with such a noble cause as stemming a super scary pandemic. So, crapshoot at best.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So a true mixing of Church (Whatever the preferred one that will be granted an exemption) and State…almost exactly what the left screams at the right.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        From Dean’s link in the evening lynx:

        Title VII defines “religion” to include “all aspects of religious observance and practice as well as belief,” not just practices that are mandated or prohibited by a tenet of the individual’s faith.[18] Religion includes not only traditional, organized religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, and Buddhism, but also religious beliefs that are new, uncommon, not part of a formal church or sect, only subscribed to by a small number of people, or that seem illogical or unreasonable to others.[19] Further, a person’s religious beliefs “need not be confined in either source or content to traditional or parochial concepts of religion.”[20] A belief is “religious” for Title VII purposes if it is “religious” in the person’s “own scheme of things,” i.e., it is a “sincere and meaningful” belief that “occupies a place in the life of its possessor parallel to that filled by . . . God.”[21] The Supreme Court has made it clear that it is not a court’s role to determine the reasonableness of an individual’s religious beliefs, and that “religious beliefs need not be acceptable, logical, consistent, or comprehensible to others in order to merit First Amendment protection.”[22] An employee’s belief, observance, or practice can be “religious” under Title VII even if the employee is affiliated with a religious group that does not espouse or recognize that individual’s belief, observance, or practice, or if few – or no – other people adhere to it.[23]

        Religious beliefs include theistic beliefs as well as non-theistic “moral or ethical beliefs as to what is right and wrong which are sincerely held with the strength of traditional religious views.”[24] Although courts generally resolve doubts about particular beliefs in favor of finding that they are religious,[25] beliefs are not protected merely because they are strongly held. Rather, religion typically concerns “ultimate ideas” about “life, purpose, and death.”[26]

      • rhywun

        Honestly… there is so much hemming and hawing in that I don’t know what to make of it.

        Some of the passages are downright contradictory.

      • blackjack

        So, as long I get you for my judge, I’m fine. Most actual judges? Crapshoot. If I do file an exemption, it will basically say that it’s my strongly held belief that I not take drugs I don’t need and that I not treat diseases I don’t have. Also, it’s my belief that mankind is addressing this virus in an incorrect and immoral way. History will show how wrong headed we were. When they stop laughing, they will rule against me, I suspect.

    • Gustave Lytton

      dealing with thousands of lawsuits all at once

      The courts will summarily dismiss all of them, consolidate them and hold a lead trial, or just drag out the process so the plaintiffs can’t go through with it or just get the shot.

  19. R.J.

    I forgot about the stolen James Bond theme music in this. It just randomly pops up. There was one movie I rejected in my queue that had literally stolen the entire album Tarkus by Emerson Lake and Palmer and blared it over each action scene. No doubt the non-dubbed music was totally different.

    • Festus

      That. Is. Awesome!

  20. J. Frank Parnell

    OT: Here it comes.

    The Los Angeles Unified School District will require all students 12 and older to be fully vaccinated against Covid-19 by Jan. 10, the district said Thursday.

    LAUSD is the first major school district in the United States to mandate the vaccination for eligible students.

    Students who “are part of in-person extracurricular programs” like sports or band will be required to get their second dose of vaccine no later than Oct. 31, according to the district proposal.

    • rhywun

      LAUSD is the first major school district in the United States to mandate the vaccination for eligible students

      And I’m sure they’re all patting themselves on the back for that. ?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Well duh, of course they are.

        “A medical and scientific consensus has emerged that the best way to protect everyone in our schools and communities is for all those who are eligible to get vaccinated. This policy is the best way to make that happen.”

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Oh yeah, and more to your point, they are proud of being first:

        “When we look at other immunization requirements — polio, rubella, hepatitis — that we’ve had in schools for generations, we are going to see other districts follow L.A. Unified’s lead,” said Nick Melvoin, a board member.

      • blackjack

        If my kid was twelve, I’d start working maximum OT and put him in private school. There’s no way in hell he’s getting this fucking shot. None, period. I will make anyone who tries to inject him regret it, post haste. I’ll take a double dose before he gets one.

    • Chipwooder

      And yet they don’t require their teachers to do so, do they?

      • Chafed

        Nope

  21. BethAnnica

    I feel like palm leaf hats are going to make a huge comeback after this.

    • Festus

      Fuck off, weirdly alluring Tulpa!

  22. Mojeaux

    @Tonio, there’s a new Tulpa in pending. @BethAnnica, I have assumed you are female, so I will add you to the unicorn list. If you were not before you came here, you are now.

    • R.J.

      Yes! She’s good people. Please add.

  23. The Hyperbole

    Great movie R.J. The final battle was well worth the wait, I Hah!’ed out loud at least four times.

  24. Fourscore

    I’m at a loss, I see the impending Biden Mandatory Vax (BMV) coming not the pike, maybe sooner than expected. Anyway, urging old people to get the vax just seems counter-productive. Geezers are resource consumers, for the most part. Between SS, Medicare and associated admin costs we really put a crimp on the economy.

    It would seem much smarter to discourage even recommending BMV for those sucking the taxpayer titty. Prolonging the life of a non-productive old timer just doesn’t make sense. For what reason? To stay in a nursing home an extra 90 days? When they put the “no visitors rule” in effect I knew a few, then I couldn’t visit them, then I couldn’t go to their funeral.

    A nursing home is not not a spa. Grandma isn’t there until she gets better. There’s a reason old people are encouraged to get vaxxed and it’s not based on compassion. Just as a mandatory vax for the younger crowd is not based on compassion.

    • Fourscore

      An extra not in the last paragraph, a bonus of negativity

    • blackjack

      None of this is health based. The entire medical community seems to be in lock step with totally irrational, political bullshit. I’m switching doctors after realizing that mine is uninterested in reality anymore. This turned political about 10 minutes after it started. It’s only gotten worse since.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The resources Grandma/Grandpa are personally consuming is a minuscule portion of it. Everybody gets their beak wet- CMS, state/local senior services unit, long term care industry, medical industry, big and little pharma, old people warehouse construction and maintenance companies, investors and speculators, the regulatory bodies of all of the above, etc etc.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      4x, this was all written in an old outdated book, I read once, heck I still have a copy,
      I will not accept the Mark,

  25. rhywun

    LOL I just looked at the Aussie Rules stats for the first time in months. Apparently they’re in the middle of playoffs. My team didn’t make the cut. In the grand tradition of almost – but not every – sport result I care about going against me, there is one team worse than mine this year. Yay!

    • Mojeaux

      Speaking of sports, my husband just got the Chiefs season handed to him on a bronze platter. XY took newspaper as an elective this year and they do fundraising, natch. One of them is for parents to work the ticket booth until the end of the first quarter. Free SRO tickets, but who sits at a football game anyway?

      • rhywun

        “bronze” *snort*

        Nosebleed? And I hope it’s multiple tix.

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t know if SRO is in nosebleed (“seats close to God”) or where. No, just one ticket per parent, I guess. I do as few live games as possible. I like my cushy recliner right in front of my teevee, tyvm.

      • blackjack

        Once you’re in and possess an ID, you weasel your way to the good spots. You just gotta have backup to run the booth while you do it. First rule, do it now and only turn back when faced with real consequences. As long as you can, keep going where you want to be. Fuck permission.

      • rhywun

        seats close to God

        That’s the spirit.

        I’m with you. I’d much rather watch on TV. The occasional live game can be fun as a sort of “event” but otherwise… meh.

    • grrizzly

      “My” team is the exact opposite after the regular season. Still, it wasn’t as good as the last year.

  26. kinnath

    Saw my first Trump 2024 flag in real life this weekend.

    • rhywun

      Good grief no. Just… no.

      • kinnath

        Trump is giving a speech in Iowa in early October. I expect it will be packed. He’s quite popular among the deplorables here.

      • Fourscore

        I saw one yesterday in Podunkville. Also the local (and only) grocery in town had Big Mouths @ 16 a dozen plus tax. Thanks again.

      • kinnath

        You are welcome

      • Chipwooder

        If he were half of what his detractors say he is, I’d vote for him. But he isn’t. He was an okay president who did some good things and some bad things, and he was absolute dogshit at picking advisors. He’s not some goddamned savior.

      • rhywun

        I like the theory which someone posited that the reason his advisors were shit was because nobody better wanted to be associated with him i.e. have their career destroyed.

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t believe that. He’s terribly short-sighted.

      • kbolino

        It’s a little from column A and a little from column B.

        There’s no way he was getting decent advisors, and he also was in way over his head. He was tenacious (or self-absorbed, take your preferred interpretation) enough not to quit even when it was obvious he couldn’t do much.

      • Spudalicious

        None of them are. There’s always good and bad. We’re at the, “whose going to do the least amount of damage to the country”, and even that’s up for interpretation.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +1 wrong sort of lizard

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      They were all over rural Montana when we were there this summer.

    • Mojeaux

      Watch the cantaloupe heads begin exploding.

    • The Hyperbole

      I drive by a half dozen every day, they’ve been up since January at least.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It’s pretty Red up here, Many Trump ’24 flags,

      • blackjack

        Oddly, there’s none to be seen here in L.A. During the election-ish thing back in November ( remember, before every bit of news turned bad?) the cops were taking down Trump signs. And the lefties were shooting at the caravans. Not quite Portland, but in the same vein.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Up here, the caravans would have shot back, with prejudice

      • one true athena

        I’ve seen one – some van with a zillion stickers on it. Not exactly a great example of sanity, unfortunately.

        Last year I actually saw a car with a Ron Paul bumper sticker. very exciting to see in the wild – I think I was up in Culver City at the time, iirc.

    • Not Adahn

      The slogan I’ve seen is “Trump ’24 Or Before”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Keep calling them terrorists, if it makes you feel better, they are the current GOV of Afghanistan, Bitches!

  27. Chipwooder

    Have any of the totalitarians explained why they are so terrified and loading their diapers for if they believe in the vaccine? If it works, what the hell do you care what other people are doing? Make them own up to admitting that the vaccine doesn’t actually do what they claim.

    • Mojeaux

      The virus/vaccine is the weapon, not the reason, to capture power over the masses. It couldn’t have played out better for them if they’d planned it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Who says they didn’t plan it?

      • rhywun

        It seem ridiculous but once again nothing surprises me any more.

      • Hyperion

        They absolutely planned it. That’s why they genetically modified the virus and covered it up.

      • Mojeaux

        I believe it was a man-made virus for the purposes of biological warfare. I also believe it leaked from the lab by accident.

        They did not have a ready response to this. If they had planned to release it, they would have already had plans in place. They winged it until they didn’t have to wing it anymore.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, at first they thought it might be serious, but they quickly learned it was pretty minor. Then, they didn’t let a crisis go to waste and here we are. Fuck.

      • blackjack

        This. It stopped being about anybody’s health ten minutes in. It’s about power.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Because, I think, they’re still hoping it can be eradicated and things can go back to pre-covid more or less. Failing that, that it can be managed as a minor disease with minimal cases/hospitalizations/deaths.

      • rhywun

        I’m seeing plenty of evidence that a lot of people couldn’t care less about things going back to normal.

        I find that very alarming.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^x2 People want this because they for once in their miserable fucking lives feel they have power over another human being.

      • kbolino

        The discrepancy between Internet people and real people on this seems vast. Even flaming lefties IRL don’t seem too keen on this dragging out forever.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        I think this depends greatly on where you are IRL.

        For us, much of where we spend our time is in a town whose county (the town is the only real population center, so essentially *is* the county) has instituted showing vaccine papers at every restaurant and bar, and numerous other business have taken pride in requiring the same, even when not compelled to.

      • Mojeaux

        taken pride in

        Yes. That’s head-slammingly awful.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Yup. One thing I loved about living there was that even with the general political leanings of the town, the people were very not in-your-face about things (this was mid-2000’s). Built some friendships with folks because of common activities and shared interests, even though we saw things quite differently, politically-speaking. You know, the way friendships are supposed to work.

        That’s not completely gone, but boy, the social signaling is REALLY strong there, and people sure take pride in knowing – and showing – they’re doing their part…

      • creech

        Sounds like a fun gig opportunity for anti-authoritarians: go around to these restaurants, ask for table for six; when they ask “papers please” you tell them to take a hike with a parting comment that “Guess you don’t care about the $400 we would have spent and the 25% tip we’d have left.”

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Heh, I love it.

        Have a good friend that is doing true yeoman’s work speaking against it all here locally. There are quite a number of – dare I say – diverse folks (i.e, people from very different political stripes) that are willing to speak up, but definitely in the minority.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Even flaming lefties IRL don’t seem too keen on this dragging out forever.

        Sure, but they’ve been trained to blame the anti-vax anti-mask Trump-loving Deathsantis-worshipping science-haters for dragging this out, because if those stupid deplorables would just do the right thing this would all be over.

      • Gustave Lytton

        i think there’s a difference between the totalitarians and ordinary people.

      • rhywun

        The alarming part is how many people are in fact supportive of totalitarian thought.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        …people old enough to remember the Iron Curtain, yet.

      • rhywun

        I do see much higher compliance among the set who weren’t around for any of that.

  28. UnCivilServant

    Flagstaff has on average only 83 days where it gets precipitation each year.

    My arrival in the city was in a thunderstorm.

    • blackjack

      I’ve been in Flagstaff when it’s whiteout blizzard conditions. Thank the dogs I had an electric vest on. My riding partner didn’t and he suffered badly. It was a sudden storm and not predictable. Warm and sunny when we rode to the canyon and the storm when we rode back. I want to say it was in October.

      • UnCivilServant

        I haven’t seen much of the city yet, it’s dark. But I need to find a grocery store and restock some travelling supplies.

        I suspect prices will be better here than at the Grand Canyon.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I have never been through there without Snow, even in September, consider yourself lucky,
      /Safe travels

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well ya..its monsoon season and this year we have had a significant amount.

    • Stillhunter

      Flagstaff area checks all the boxes for my ideal location. Every time I’ve been there, I don’t want to leave.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The courses are all up and down, and in the mountains that’s a nightmare, been there, played that,

      • Stillhunter

        I don’t mind a little up and down. Or was that in and out…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        58, golfing up and down Mountains kills ya, hills are fine,

      • rhywun

        I just like the name “Flagstaff”. What the hell kind of name is that?!

        /never even been in the vicinity of Arizona

      • rhywun

        That’s awesome. I just assumed it was somebody’s last name.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I bet I’d love it if not for the snow.

        Watching a lively thunderstorm to the north.

        Saw many cute dogs today; it was like a Kennel Club calendar.

      • rhywun

        LOL vicinity of Buffalo native here. What snow?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Well, wanna become a Zonie?

        Flagstaff used to have a KFC buffet. I saw the NAU campus paper there; IIRC it was poorly written.

      • rhywun

        Sure, why not? If things become too intolerable here.

        I don’t actually DO anything here; just live my life, shop, etc. I can totally see it getting worse – like, them starving me out.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        From what little I’ve seen:

        Pros: along I-40 and -17, cute, historic, walkable.
        Cons: still rugged, slightly isolated from nearest towns.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Toxeth:

        I think you accidentally put your other “pros” in the “cons” column… those ALL sound great! 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dumb gownies? Maybe they’re less woke compared to the Ivies, public and private.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Does the snow tend to stick around all winter, or come and go?

      • Stillhunter

        Comes and goes mostly. I was there in early January once when we were hitting record lows back home (-55F). Highs were in the 30s to 50 with one day in the 60s. Lows below freezing and dipping into the teens. Tough for snow to hang around in those conditions.

  29. Kwihn T. Senshel

    At risk of upstaging Trashy’s sharing of Psalms, I came across this today in my reading and hope it’s ok that I share.
    The bolded section below was a gut-punch, as my initial reaction to these situations is to judge, get angry, lose peace, etc. Although I may choose to resist some of what’s happening, vigilance on my own heart is paramount. Can’t lose sight of that, but I often do.

    (Excerpted from Psalm 35)

    Fierce witnesses rise up;
    They ask me things that I do not know.
    They reward me evil for good,
    To the sorrow of my soul.

    But as for me, when they were sick,
    My clothing was sackcloth;
    I humbled myself with fasting;
    And my prayer would return to my own heart.
    I paced about as though he were my friend or brother;
    I bowed down heavily, as one who mourns for his mother.

    But in my adversity they rejoiced
    And gathered together;
    Attackers gathered against me,
    And I did not know it;
    They tore at me and did not cease;
    With ungodly mockers at feasts
    They gnashed at me with their teeth.

    Lord, how long will You look on?
    Rescue me from their destructions,
    My precious life from the lions.
    I will give You thanks in the great assembly;
    I will praise You among many people.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      This is what got to me,
      “But in my adversity they rejoiced
      And gathered together;
      Attackers gathered against me,
      And I did not know it;
      They tore at me and did not cease;
      With ungodly mockers at feasts
      They gnashed at me with their teeth.

      Lord, how long will You look on?
      Rescue me from their destructions,
      My precious life from the lions.
      I will give You thanks in the great assembly;
      I will praise You among many people.”

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Aye. Part of the power of reading through these again, in the past week or so, is the immediacy of the text. For example, the “all my enemies” and “those arrayed against me” sections were always somewhat distant for me, emotionally. Not anymore.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      That one hit me pretty hard last week. It is informative on so many levels. As a guide on how we are to approach the suffering of others during this conflict, as an exposure of the asymmetry of response that we’re seeing, as a clear view of the types of oppression to expect.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m saying goodbye to a young one, he’s leaving manistee for the big city, and all i can tell him is to be nice, and trust no one

      • tripacer

        Shit from Shinola; don’t trust Whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The Lord loves a working man.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house.

      Don’t you’re upstaging trshy at all.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Thanks. And, HA! Your quote reminds of a time long ago in Sunday School when we were learning of that passage:

        My teacher, being a good woman that wanted us to internalize these truths, asked us all to bring a bowl to class where we could see this principle for ourselves. The windowless classroom was alternately light and dark as each child took turns placing his/her bowl over the light bulb.

        And then there was me. Who brought a glass bowl.

        I may have been something of a handful.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Truth is Truth. I have no monopoly on it, nor would I want to.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’ll take the Lords word, no matter who quotes Him,

  30. commodious spittoon

    Fifth Column guest Josh Szeps on whether he worries about Australia’s covid policies becoming normalized: “They’re so obviously egregious that they would be the stupidest way to try to smuggle in permanent inhibitions on liberty.” This after admitting that their states of emergency declarations have no effective deadlines if their premiers decide they don’t, and that a major concern is the unwillingness to reopen by politically overcautious officials who don’t want responsibility when infections, inevitably, pick up. No, he’s not terribly concerned because the Australian government is so much worse for civil rights in other domains.

    That is… not exactly reassuring.

    Oh, and he’d rather be living under Australian lockdowns than living in Florida right now.

    So, an interesting but frustrating conversation. He’s much too pollyannaish about Australia’s prospects on either the covid front or the authoritarian front. And this conversation was recorded before shithead’s speech today.

    • Chafed

      I have heard him before. The guy rubs me the wrong way. He tolerates no risk and thinks freedom is optional.

    • straffinrun

      Asshole.

    • rhywun

      I can’t keep up. Stop the world, I want off.

    • Hyperion

      “What a difference a year makes.”

      I dunno, lying liar chipmunk face CCP tool is still lying.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not only him but the NIH director, Biden pre-presidency, Psaki, and on and on said it. They knew they were lying.

      With a grain of salt cause Jack Posobiec can be full of shit from time to time but for some reason, I don’t doubt it.

      Jack Posobiec Flag of United States
      @JackPosobiec
      ·
      5h
      USSS, FBI and DHS task forces were set up ahead of Biden remarks to monitor “violent revolt speech” online, per US official

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        They know what’s coming. They’ve probably wargamed it a hundred different ways. The economic collapse from the firing of the 15% of people who are going to refuse the shot will happen by the end of the year and the violence will start shortly thereafter.

  31. straffinrun

    Joe says he’s “running out of patience” for people like me. That sure sounds like threat if not a full on declaration of war.

    • Hyperion

      Here’s this red line, Joe, cross it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “Go ahead, knock it off”
        /Bob Conrad

      • straffinrun

        The only way he’s getting the compliance number he wants is through good ol fashion state violence.

      • rhywun

        That’s why the chickenshit outsourced it to our employers.

        Same as it ever was.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        1) Ruin the livelihoods of the wreckers and kulaks
        2) Use the inevitable reaction from the wreckers and kulaks to justify state violence

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        ^This is the plan. Those who don’t see it are blind.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And that is all it is. Present that raw data that this will turn the tide, make your case to the American people…nah, fuck it…turn the vaccinated population into your personal mob to repeat history.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Only for certain people. Seems that the postal workers, that nearly touch every American’s lives, will be exempt from the forced vax plan and be treated under the OSHA rule of vax or test regularly.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Just refuse, you won’t be cancelled, just not Gov affiliated, there will be work, for now,

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        While there are carve-outs for USPS and teachers(?!) and the like, I was reading this affects something like 80 million people.

        Now, some of those will have already had the shots. And some will comply, while others won’t.

        Still, though, are we really talking about putting potentially MILLIONS of people out of work within the next 30-90 days? And these aren’t just the “non-essential” workers from last year’s fracas, but are from across all education, job-type, and socioeconomic strata.

        Seems like madness.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No damn clue. There stated goal was 70% vax and now its looking to be 100% by hammer or otherwise.

      • Plinker762

        sickle?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ?

      • creech

        Carve-outs? Are you kidding? I thought the teachers, in particular, were dying like locusts. Didn’t know that the chicom virus had agreed to leave them, and postal workers, alone so they couldn’t pollute the children who go home to kill grandma.

  32. Gender Traitor

    I decided I needed some escapism, so what better than Fred & Ginger on roller skates?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      A link?

      • Gender Traitor

        Watching it on Turner Classic Movies. It might be out on the intertoobz – search for the two of them dancing to “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Ahh, thanks!

      • Gender Traitor

        (from the movie Shall We Dance.)

      • Gender Traitor

        I have not. I love how the poster(?) starts the title in English and ends it in what I assume is Japanese.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I remember liking it a zillion years ago on IFC or wherever.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes.

        Shall We Dansu?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hmm.. wiki says that was the original title in Japan, and pronunciation is “Sharu wi Dansu?” which sounds a lot like “Salary[man] Dansu”. Pun or coincidence?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Not my department! You know whom to ask. All I can think of is Mr. Sparkle, “? for lucky best washu!”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        desu ka

    • rhywun

      Does getting drunk count as escapism? Asking for a friend.

      PS. Getting the “comment-post” thingie and having to retype a comment (twice) does not count as escapism. ?

      • Gender Traitor

        Hmmm…didn’t get that, but while watching the movie, my laptop lost it’s internet connection, so I had to reconnect.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve been deprived of my escapism by New Mexico’s stupidity.

        And I was out of Diet Dew, which led me on a merry chase that involved nonexistant safeways*, stores that were out of stock, and a resignation to stopping in at Walmart. 🙁

        *The GPS swore it was there, but there was nothing.

      • Gender Traitor

        It was a typo on the GPS. They weren’t Safeways – they were safe spaces. At least you’re out of NM now.

        But most importantly, did you get the Dew???

      • Chafed

        Yes and so does watching porn.

  33. Gustave Lytton

    Watching the movie. This is good stuff.

  34. Yusef drives a Kia

    Good night kids, my back say’s no Mas!

  35. This Machine

    Goddammit could they at least put Civil War II off for a couple more years?

    That said, I’m glad to see 21 governors (as of the posting of this comment) vow -or at least make vowing noises- against this blatantly authoritarian bullshit decree by this morally bankrupt narcissistic mid-stage dementia patient dancing via communist marionette.

    This ain’t Australia.

    • rhywun

      Have no fear, Joe will “get around” those recalcitrants.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I never thought I’d live through Logan’s Run. Can I at least have Ustinov surrounded by cats and quoting Old Possum?

      • rhywun

        I’d move to that DC.

      • Ted S.

        Sorry that the whose knobs ESPN has been gobbling made the final.

      • Ted S.

        There should be a “players” in there, of course.

      • rhywun

        We’re never going to hear the end of it on finals day.

        Well, Raducanu is not obnoxious in the way that Fernandez is so I’ll root for her.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We should invite this person to the site 🙂

      Isley
      @IsleyResistance
      ·
      11h
      If you’re a Libertarian and your main adversaries are other libertarians, you are doing it wrong.

      Cause she is definately doing it wrong.

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      I’m glad to see 21 governors […] against this

      How many of these governors were already allowing sweeping vax requirements in their states, though? (not asking you in particular, just bringing it up)

      I suppose it’s good that they might actually find a spine, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Like you said, “vowing noises”

    • Gustave Lytton

      You didn’t want a Domestic Internal Defense mission??

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The sooner the better, before I’m too old to get out of the way because I’m already too old to participate. But good on the govs, now to look and see if what my spineless wimp of a gov thinks about this.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So he didn’t address the fact that employers are being mandated by the feds to take an interest other than stating that’s what was done? He’s a piss poor lawyer and is lying by omission.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      And yet the teachers are exempt, are they not?
      Hey! School board! Leave them kids alone.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Catch the beginning of the decline and claim credit. See also: Workplace injuries/deaths and the establishment of OSHA (seriously, have a look-this is what they’re doing).

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’. Really nice of the administration to help me narrow down my list of potential retirement destinations.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hmmmm….maybe we should make IN our next vacation destination. Try to get down to Brown County ahead of the leafers. (And good morning, ‘patzie!)

      • Gender Traitor

        Tito!!!

        I did not. I have a full acoustic sit-down drum set – one that’s nicer than I deserve – bagged up in the basement (in the finished “music room”) ‘cuz I can’t bring myself to part with it, plus congas, djembes, doumbeks, bodhrans, etc., but I’m mostly retired from gigging, so I have to curb my GAS (Gear Acquisition Syndrome.)

      • Ghostpatzer

        Yeah, I need to curb my GAS as well /old man problems. But sounds like you already have quite the collection.

  36. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    whats goody ?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! (And Stinky and Sean and – somewhere up there – Fes!) ::checks local news headlines. Decides to ignore base active shooter report/lockdown and pedestrian strike down the street and head straight to the traffic report:: No accidents reported along my commute route yet, so…so far so goody?

      • Tres Cool

        Since I typically listen to WHIO while Im working, thats all that was on most of the overnight.
        And it was a big nothing-burger.

      • Festus

        Locally they have just passed an ordinance to dismantle the homeless camps and start fining the indigent $150 fines for panhandling, shooting up and shitting on the sidewalk. I for one welcome this change. Why should a few malcontents that didn’t even grow up here hold my City hostage? They will never pay the fines but that’s the point. There used to be vagrancy laws on the books.

    • Festus

      To quote my paternal Grandfather, “Oh fer fuck’s sake!” That’s how it is today. ‘Mornin’ all!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin’, Festus! To quote my maternal grandmother, “Conio!”

      • Festus

        Conio = Cunte. Something that I knew thirty years ago but had forgotten. Thanks, Patzie!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Conio is not considered nearly so vulgar to latina as cunte is to anglos. Abuela was the sweetest old lady you’d ever meet. “Conio” was used in contexts where we might say”shit”, like stubbing your toe

      • Tres Cool

        For some reason I initially read that as Tonio.

        MOAR BEER!

      • Ghostpatzer

        MAS CERVEZA!

      • Tres Cool

        POR FAVOR !

      • Festus

        My paternal English Granny said “Shite!” when she got angry. “Everyone of you Rosses can’t finish a goddammed thing! (She was speaking of her six children and husband at the time but the acorn falleth not far from the mighty oak). I miss her dearly. Alzhiemers and I never got to hold her hand. Dusty in here now.

  37. Tres Cool

    WRT GT’s percussiveness: A good way to get the blood moving is always Sheila E.

    • Festus

      Yep. She always got the blood movIng toward the appropriate appendage. Too bad that loathe “Latin music”

      • Tres Cool

        cause you got no rhythm, honkey

      • Ghostpatzer

        Pendejo!

      • Tres Cool

        Def not latin. And I hate myself for not hating this. Horsepowar.

    • Ghostpatzer

      ! Also, Sheila E – would.

  38. robodruid

    Good Morning All.
    yesterday was difficult, hopefully today will be better.

    • Sean

      Just call a lid and go back to bed after some ice cream.

    • Tres Cool

      suh’ cuz

      • Festus

        Not MUH LYNX!