I Don’t Get It

by | Sep 11, 2021 | Beer, Food & Drink, Social Media, Society | 73 comments

You’ve seen them.  Smug, silent, ingrates completely convinced of their own superiority over others in society leading pointless lives devoid of reason and meaning.

But enough about the average shopper at Target.

This is my review of Drekker Raspberry Coconut Crumble Raspberry Slang du Jour sour ā la mode:

I want to take a moment to explain this meme thats been around for several years but has come to define basic political discourse for the past year or so.

The Wojack:  A nearly childish drawing of a bald white man with a blank expression on his face.  Nobody is really sure where this came from but the earliest known use of it was on 4Chan boards dating back to 2009.  A poster from Poland popularized the drawing.  In essence, the Wojack is overwhelmed by a number of thoughts and emotions resulting in an outward expression of nothingness.  This changed during the Trump era when it became the image used to depict anti-Trump elements online along with the NPC meme.  The Wojack evolved to the Soyjack, where the conflicting thoughts and emotions erupt.  Where the NPC depicted somebody without an opinion and simply follows along base programming without any thought to change it, the Soyjack does have a predictable opinion.  An opinion defined by outrage at the thought one can defy the cultural orthodoxy (the programming if you will) of the day.  An opinion constantly driven by his overwhelming emotions, and thus easily trolled by—

The Chad:  Another product of the 4Chan hivemind, the Chad is a stereotypical alpha male.  In general, the Chad is successful with women, and comfortable in his worldview in spite of his non-conformity with the cultural orthodoxy of the day.  Generally depicted as a blond haired, blue eyed white guy with a beard (I thought it was supposed to be Gavin McIness when I first saw it), the Chad covers a variety of races and ethnicities.  To be a Chad is a state of mind, not necessarily a worldview and certainly not an ethnicity.

Bear in mind, on any two issues these characters can exchange places and it is not a formal depiction of the right and the left.  Case in point.

So for example when you see this, the point is the Soyjack is a bitch crying about the Chad not caring about whatever it is the Soyjack is mad about.  Its doesn’t have to be humorous, it just has to be accurate in its portrayal.

 

This is probably the screwiest beer I have ever reviewed.  This barely had any passing resemblance to beer, in that it came in a can and it contained alcohol.  At its base is a raspberry sour ale.  It happens to contain both lactose and coconut which give it an almost dairy like quality.  In short, this is a beer smoothie that is so usual I might actually buy it again just to troll people calling it hipster juice.   Drekker Raspberry Coconut Crumble Raspberry Slang du Jour sour ā la mode:  3.5/5

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73 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Way to ruin a Sour,
    Howdy!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It was a lot better than I thought it would be.

  2. prolefeed

    Slice of normality last nite: party with neighbors, no masks, people shaking hands, some visiting Californian referring to “Mussolini” … aka Loathesome Newsom.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That was funny,

    • CatchTheCarp

      Hahaha..not what I expected.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I can’t stop watching & LOLing

  3. Chafed

    You took one for the team this week MS. Thanks.

    Also, that’s some interesting meme research.

  4. Ghostpatzer

    Chads are cool. I hear they like to hang out in Florida.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      But why?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Something’s gotta cool Florida down.

  5. Not Adahn

    Drekker Raspberry Coconut Crumble Raspberry Slang du Jour sour ā la mode

    Pithy.

    • Fourscore

      I was lucky to quit drinking 40 years ago. Missed another surprise.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Smallest size is a mini-keg, ’cause they need that much real estate on the container to affix the label.

  6. LCDR_Fish

    Re: vaccine passports- a couple places here in Lake Placid said that proof-of-concept vaccination was required on their websites – but in person, nobody has said anything to me walking into their joints so far. Pics on Twitter later- will prob just do one thread for the entire vacation.

    • Not Adahn

      I’ve never actually seen an “Excelsior pass” in real life.

  7. Mojeaux

    I have noticed that the unvaccinated and those who oppose being mandatorily vaccinated are the targets of some memes by the left that are, in fact, good memes. It’s dismaying that they may be learning to meme. But just because I don’t like a meme doesn’t mean it’s not a good meme.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Linkies?

      • Mojeaux

        I went looking and now they all seem lame. LOL They get to me when I’m scrolling FB, but then I thinned out my FB feed. It’s probably the people who post them because I thought better of them than that and…also, some of my family, with whom I do not want to be at odds.

      • Mojeaux

        The truth is, memes are only shared around and popular/funny in the echo chambers and never really make an impact on those whom they represent. They’re never going to change anybody’s minds or hearts.

  8. CPRM

    These memes just remind me of a dumbed down Maddox. The Alphabet of Manliness will be required reading when the new age dawns under the kings of the Dank Memes.

  9. Mojeaux

    As for the 9/11 ceremonies today, I will not be watching and I do not want to think about it. A) Dust will start flying and nobody likes dust in their eyes and B) we are so far from that USA it might as well not be the same country. A few ceremonies is not going to change that. and C)

    the terrorists won.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Can’t say I disagree with (C). Alas, Freedom, we hardly knew ye.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        There’s an Internet saying going around: “If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.” The place I saw it attributed it to “Marty Soote.”

      • Mojeaux

        And yet, were I to post that on FB, I’d get the howlers talking about how it’s not tyranny and “your rights end where my body begins” and “‘my body my choice’ doesn’t apply when everyone else is affected.” And no, they won’t even listen to an alternate viewpoint, there are no sources they would consider valid, you’re not going to change their minds, and they won’t hesitate to cut you out of their lives.

        It hurts, even when I shouldn’t care.

      • Ghostpatzer

        It does hurt. This is why I left Facebook; it is distressing to learn that people you’ve known all your life are not who you thought they were.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        It’s certainly one of the reasons I left FB, but I was also appalled that a service which had become a digital “public square” was rapidly turning into a censorious mouthpiece for The Received Wisdom of Our Moral and Intellectual Betters, which was more shocking to me.

        I miss FB Marketplace, simply because I found some decent deals on there, but I don’t miss the rest of it. I’d been pulling back for a couple of years, slowly backing out of FB groups that I was previously a member of as they became more unhinged for one reason or another. I finally got to the point where FB was a net negative for me, so leaving was logical.

        FB’s basically a hothouse environment for extremeophiles.

      • Mojeaux

        I am on one group there that I really like. Every post is moderated and politics is strictly forbidden. Also, I like marketplace. Whenever I post on my own wall, it’s just something silly and/or it’s about my books.

      • The Other Kevin

        It has also gotten into real life. A lot of people have been supportive of us while we’re in quarantine. And maybe I’m being too sensitive about this, but some people are asking if I was vaccinated, and you can sense the judginess when I tell them No. My immediate family was pretty blatant about their feelings.

      • Lord Humungus

        Yah – my best friend in elementary through high school was this nerdy chubby kid who was also smart as hell. We had a lot of fun hanging out together, listening to punk rock, cruising the suburb in his Valiant, going to parties, etc. He was also cynical about politics and religion : Church of the Sub Genius, Jesus Christ, Physicist, etc etc.

        Now he’s a lockstep Democrat; lives in Austin, supported Warren for president, etc. I had to block him on FB due to the sheer amount of stupidity I see. And this from one of the people I thought was the smartest guy around. It’s – needless to say – disappointing.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Intelligence != Wisdom

        Something I try to keep in mind for myself when I’ve daydreamed my way into PWNING ALL OF THEM that don’t see it my way.

      • Jerms

        I saw that meme posted by a few lefties when Trump was prez. I forgot what they claimed he was being called a tyrant.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I still struggle with the fact that I didn’t get to see what really happened – I had no overview of events in real time. Other than planes hitting the Towers and Pentagon, I had no information beyond that, as I and my colleagues were pretty much in a panic on the streets of DC, and I was not able to get home until ~3pm. Not sure why I feel like I need to have the perspective of watching from a distance, but there it is.

      • Ghostpatzer

        I saw it first hand. Something I will never forget.

      • Mojeaux

        As you know I used it as a character point in Proviso. I wasn’t there. I can’t imagine. It was hard enough watching it on TV real time.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I wish I hadn’t seen the Pentagon on fire as I scrambled to figure out where to go & what to do. I didn’t ask for or want an “on-the-ground” perspective. Wishful thinking. But yeah.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

  10. Ted S.

    Not Drekker Noir?

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      The Shat’s picture as James Tiberius Kirk holding what is (I presume) an early prototype phaser rifle always confused me for one reason: why the Hell does a phaser rifle need a little antenna on its stock? Is it also an AM/FM radio? (NTTIAWWT . . . )

      • Chafed

        I don’t think that appeared in the series. It looks like something from the pilot. Roddenberry made some significant changes between the pilot and the the series launch.

    • Tulip

      The I do, in fact, want a dragon fire pit.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        ?

  11. trshmnstr the terrible

    Each evening they come back, howling like dogs and prowling about the city. There they are, bellowing with their mouths with swords in their lips— for “Who,” they think, “will hear us?” But you, O Lord, laugh at them; you hold all the nations in derision. O my Strength, I will watch for you, for you, O God, are my fortress. My God in his steadfast love will meet me; God will let me look in triumph on my enemies. Kill them not, lest my people forget; make them totter by your power and bring them down, O Lord, our shield! For the sin of their mouths, the words of their lips, let them be trapped in their pride. For the cursing and lies that they utter, consume them in wrath; consume them till they are no more, that they may know that God rules over Jacob to the ends of the earth. Selah Each evening they come back, howling like dogs and prowling about the city. They wander about for food and growl if they do not get their fill. But I will sing of your strength; I will sing aloud of your steadfast love in the morning. For you have been to me a fortress and a refuge in the day of my distress. O my Strength, I will sing praises to you, for you, O God, are my fortress, the God who shows me steadfast love.

    Psalm 59:6‭-‬17

    • Ghostpatzer

      Amen.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Amen, I read a few psalms for a friend last evening, she needed a hand,

      • Plisade

        Psalty.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Ps’all Good

      • blackjack

        “And then Jesus circled back 7 days later..” Psaki 7:21

    • Animal

      From modest fountain blood-red Rubicon
      In summer’s heat flows on; his pigmy tide
      Creeps through the valleys and with slender marge
      Divides the Italian peasant from the Gaul.
      Then winter gave him strength, and fraught with rain
      The third day’s crescent moon; while Eastern winds
      Thawed from the Alpine slopes the yielding snow.
      The cavalry first form across the stream ‘
      To break the torrent’s force; the rest with ease
      Beneath their shelter gain the further bank.
      When Csesar crossed and trod beneath his feet
      The soil of Italy’s forbidden fields,
      “Here,” spake he, “peace, here broken laws be left;
      Farewell to treaties. Fortune, lead me on;
      War is our judge, and in the fates our trust.”
      Then in the shades of night he leads the troops
      Swifter than Balearic sling or shaft
      Winged by retreating Parthian, to the walls
      Of threatened Rimini, while fled the stars,
      Save Lucifer, before the coming sun,
      Whose fires were veiled in clouds, by south wind driven,
      Or else at heaven’s command: and thus drew on
      The first dark morning of the civil war.

      Marcus Lucanus, Pharsalia, Book 1

    • Q Continuum

      “Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.”

      – Walter

  12. Lord Humungus

    Happy 9/11 Day, everyone! 🙁

    Enjoy the surveillance! And the TSA!

    • Lord Humungus

      LH Jr was only 6 months old. I was a stay-at-home dad back then. Flipping through the channels I came across CNN which showed one of the twin towers on fire in NYC. There was a mention of a plane hitting it. Based on the smoke I was thinking a little Piper smacked into it by accident.

      I went to the grocery store.

      Came back and saw the second building on fire. And then I watched… and watched… the falling bodies, the constant replay of the _JET_ hitting one of the towers. And then the first one came down. The CNN newsman seemed oddly unconcerned. As the smoke/dust began to clear I kept expecting the tower to still be there. Nope. After the second one went down I decided it was time to buy some gas for my truck.

      As I drove it seemed oddly muted – like no one was driving fast or honking their horns. I filled up. I saw some teenage girl crying and then hugging her dad. I got home; EF was heading back from her Technical Writer job of the time.

      • Mojeaux

        You never knew how ubiquitous airplane noise was until it wasn’t there anymore.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        In the days following 9/11, I watched plane after plane take off from DCA airport, knowing they were empty of passengers, and the airlines were just repositioning them to operational airports. I called them “ghost planes”. We didn’t know when or if DCA would ever reopen. None of the hijackings originated at DCA.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Our temporary offices were in Rochelle Park NJ, in the flight path for NY airports. Standing outside the entrance for a smoke break, every time a plane passed overhead we’d all look up, wondering who was piloting it.

      • Suthenboy

        I was stuck in the bed when the news broke. I knew what was happening the instant I saw it. I couldn’t get out of bed so I just leaned over the side of the bed and puked on the floor.

        20 years and the Taliban are still breathing.

    • Animal

      I was at work. At the time I had a job with a small medical device company in Colorado. After the second plane hit, the owners told everyone to go home, realizing that no real work was going to get done that day.

      Before I left I told the owners that I was pretty certain I’d get recalled to active duty, as I had just left my last assignment four years prior. I went home and told Mrs. Animal, “I’ll get recalled.” I held a specialty, Medical Logistics Management, that the Army was supposedly short of.

      I never got recalled. And while I thought of volunteering to go back on active duty for the first few post-9-11 weeks, seeing as to what a Charlie Foxtrot the whole thing ended up being, maybe it’s just as well I didn’t.

      • Suthenboy

        It is better that you didnt.

    • blackjack

      I was at a girlfriend’s house, still sleeping. She came in yelling that we’re being attacked. I was like “what?” She said, “Hold on.” and started trying to find something on the radio. Then she gave up and turned on the TV instead. There, on the screen was one of the WTC towers with the smoke coming out and the announcer telling us that terrorism is suspected. Mid sentence, the second plane hit and the newsroom started wailing and screaming live. The lack of airplanes for the next two weeks was very strange. The lack of freedom thereafter was even more alarming.

    • Jerms

      I posted this the other day, I was right down the block working on Maiden lane. I’ll never forget the screams from the girls in my office every time we saw another person jump to their death.
      Our building got evacuated and when the first tower fell a huge black cloud came rushing over me and I couldnt tell if it was buildings coming down or just dirt.
      I shit my pants and walked over the Manhattan bridge to Brooklyn. Second tower fell while I was on the bridge.
      After I got home I hung out with my Turkish girlfriend who talked for hours about how everyone was going to hate Muslims because of this. What an asshole she was. Very good looking but terrible person.

  13. Loveconstitution1789

    As we remember 9/11/01, I decided to read over the Federalist Papers. While Hamilton was wrong about not needing the Bill of Rights, the Founders were correct about future generations needing to fight for Liberty and freedoms or they will lose them. The BoR has only slowed down American Commies from ignoring the Constitution.

    Federalist 1-10

  14. hayeksplosives

    Bloody Mary time!

    Brigantine restaurant. Oh yeah.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Enjoy lunch,
      Cheers!
      /short cans..

    • Ghostpatzer

      Brooksed. Oh, well.

  15. limey

    Those memes are too far down the meme hole for me. I like to look at the funnies on Powerline now and then.

    Saturday evening! Various sized cans!