IFLA: The “Ashijutsu” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of September 5

by | Sep 5, 2021 | IFLA | 27 comments

Lily demonstrates how to take down a larger opponent

 

A mostly nondescript week.  Some tension from Mars being in opposition to Venus which could indicate spats between lovers on Thursday .  If you make an effort on Monday though nothing really bad should happen however.

 

Once the takedown is accomplished, maintain the pin by preventing your opponent from gaining leverage against the ground

 

Honestly, everything in the sky is pointing to general snippiness — Mars in Virgo, the Moon in Leo, and Libra trying to balance both Mercury and Venus… it’s enough to make anyone irritable.

 

Even though she’s only seven months old, she has apprentices traveling from all across the park to learn from her

 

This week’s cards speak to two things:  Abuse by the wealthy (reversed Coins court cards) and the failure to resist it (reversed wands).  Sorry ’bout that.  However, there are at least tow cards there that talk about successful restarts/new beginnings

Virgo:  Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement.

Libra:  Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.

Scorpio:  Page of Coins reversed – Prodigality, dissipation, liberality, luxury; unfavorable news.

Sagittarius:  2 of Swords – Conformity, courage, friendship, concord in a state of arms

Capricorn:  8 of Cups – Giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty. The decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence.

Aquarius:  King of Coins reversed – Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril.

Pisces:  6 of Cups – The past and of memories, looking back, happiness, enjoyment, new relations, new knowledge, new environment

Aries:  Knight of Coins reversed – inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

Taurus:  4 of Wands reversed – Prosperity, increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment.

Gemini:  Ace of Wands reversed – Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition, to perish, clouded joy.

Cancer:  5 of Coins reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy.

Leo:  4 of Swords – Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb and coffin.

 

In case you’re wondering how she gets away with brutalizing other peoples’ dogs, she’s cuuuuute!

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

27 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    “Virgo: Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement.”
    OK I can deal with it, could be worse….

  2. PieInTheSky

    Cancer: 5 of Coins reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy. – fab

    • Drake

      So a normal week?

    • Sean

      Sounds spot on for me returning to work on Tuesday.

      ?

  3. DEG

    Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb and coffin.

    I could use a hermit’s repose.

      • DEG

        Hmm… so I should go have a drink?

  4. Ted S.

    How can she teabag an opponent when she doesn’t have testicles?

  5. Chafed

    There are few things more joyous than watching dogs wrestle.

    • Ted S.

      Watching ladies jello wrestling is one of them.

  6. Q Continuum

    “So my daughter comes up to me and says, ‘I can’t decide if I want to be a journalist or a porn star.’ I said, ‘Well, one choice means you have to whore yourself out in front of millions of people, devalue your intelligence, torch your morals, integrity and self-respect and hang around with scumbags and degenerates. The other choice means you have sex on camera.'”

    • Ozymandias

      As much as I like it, too easy. I give it 6/10 – solid use of an oldie-but-goodie, but…

      • Ted S.

        You’re saying Q-ette is easy?

  7. blackjack

    I know astrology is all about predicting the future, but now that it’s 2021, hindsight truly is 2020.

    • Tulip

      Boo. Boooooo.

    • Steve

      Stolen; thanks for sharing.

    • Ghostpatzer

      BOOOOO!

  8. Ozymandias

    Libra: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.

    Hmmm….I better go check the court’s minute order again.

  9. Mojeaux

    Is something going on with the site, is my iPad on the fritz, is no one talking, or what?

    • kinnath

      Just a quiet day

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The broken side buttons might be discouraging participation.

      • kinnath

        I am using chrome without any problems

  10. Ghostpatzer

    “Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition, to perish, clouded joy.”

    I’ll take clouded joy for $200, Alex, sounds like the best.of a bad lot.

  11. hayeksplosives

    Aries: Knight of Coins reversed – inertia, idleness, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

    Mitherfucker, hold my beer.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Please Lord, not carelessness! Your toys are too dangerous.

  12. PutridMeat

    I just wonder how you have any time to work, write, sleep, given how many baths you must give that dog!