¿Martes, otra vez? Tiempo para enlaces mexicanos, pues….

by | Sep 21, 2021 | Daily Links | 281 comments

Ever the cultural appropriator, I made ramen last night.

You know what?  It wasn’t bad, but what  it really needed was a beef shank.

 

Here’s a few links!

They went Planet of the Apes on this guy because he got some takeout?

Mexico is getting more US-made vaccines.  Don’t care?  No problem.  I’m old enough to remember when pointing out the open border meant people besides Mexicans would cross was the domain of right wing crackpots.

Mexico’s pitch to create a Latin American version of the EU fell a bit flat.  It actually aggravated a few delegations they invited Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua.

That’s it?  We threaten the president on a daily basis around here.

Central bankers rejoice at the protests in El Salvador over Bitcoin adoption. President Bukele pissed and moaned about none of the tech giants adopting the “Chivo” digital wallet.  Then when they made the app available, El Salvador had to unplug the app to connect more servers.  Later Bukele YOLO on more BTC to bring El Salvador to a total of 700.

“They can never beat you if you buy the dips. Presidential advice.”

If not for America and its lack of gun laws, criminals in Brazil might have to figure out another way to get guns.  Its terrible and dehumanizing, but for just $1 a day you can help a Brazilian gangster exercise their second amendment rights.

 

Here’s a tune.  Have a great Tuesday!

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281 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    El Salvador switching to BTC was a gift to the Fed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Seems the glibertariat is out there buying the dip

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I bought it yesterday. Perhaps too soon.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I bought some dip this morning. Also maybe too soon.

      • Rat on a train

        You need to hold onto your drink when around people who dip.

      • Chafed

        How do you determine a “fair” price for bitcoin? I have no idea what moves the bitcoin market.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Reading tea leaves, mostly. Others swear by removing the guts from a mouse, throwing it onto a table and studying the patterns.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I subscribed to @elonsbowelmovementphotos

        The arrangement and orientation of the turds predicts the crypto futures.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      They didn’t necessarily switch though, you can use USD or bitcoin.

  2. Count Potato

    “A man who authorities say made internet threats to kidnap, injure and kill Dominican Republic President Luis Abinader”

    Juvenile bluster?

  3. waffles

    Tucker Carlson interviewing Curtis Yarvin

    I really enjoyed this interview. I really enjoy reading Curtis Yarvin. He’s such a dork. But he’s a dork with a healthy outlook on our current political situation. One that keeps me feeling sane.

    • kbolino

      It was solid. I watched it twice, and I don’t like long form YouTube. A comprehensive and compelling overview of Moldbug’s corner of NRx, and from the man himself.

  4. Count Potato

    “Brazilian authorities working to contain the arrival of these weapons at the two main harbors serving Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are gravely under-resourced. And meanwhile, instead of helping curb the country’s influx of dangerous weapons, the U.S. has focused most of its efforts on pressuring Brazil to fight its illegal drug trade, forcing Brazilian authorities to relocate their meager resources to the war on drugs and leaving an open alley for gun-runners to infiltrate Brazil’s main commercial ports. “The U.S. government is worried about its domestic drug addiction issues, so it has put pressure on my country’s government to focus mostly on the drug trade instead of illegal weapons business,” an officer from the Secretaria Estadual de Policia Civil, Brazil’s civil police, explained.”

    Legalize the drugs and you solve both problems.

    • Chafed

      Shhhhh. You’ll give away the secret.

    • Lord Humungus

      STEVE SMITH WILLING TO VACCINATE EVERYONE; AND BY VACCINATE MEAN…

      • Rebel Scum

        SILLY HOOMAN THINK FAUCI OUCHY ROUGH.

      • Chipwooder

        STEVE SMITH GIVE INJECTION TO HIKERS ALL THE TIME!

      • Bobarian LMD

        INJECTION NOT MANDATORY IF YOU RUN FAST ENOUGH

        spoiler:

        NOBODY THAT FAST.

    • rhywun

      I never bought that; it seemed to go against all the stereotypes.

      • Lord Humungus

        My oldest brother is an actual doctor-doctor; very smart guy. But I wouldn’t trust him to: build anything, make a smart financial decision, buy a sports car, work on an engine, etc etc etc

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        PhDs and Drs have one thing in common, they have always been told that they are really, really smart. And this leads to thinking that they know everything because they are really, really smart.

        About the only thing that saved my dad was swinging a hammer in the eastern Washington winter between getting the Ph.D. and getting the tenure track professorship.

      • Contrarian P

        Sure, that’s true for a lot of PhDs and MDs. But it’s also true for a lot of schoolteachers, politicians, engineers, or whatever. There are plenty of people who think they know everything in all walks of life. It’s not peculiar to one or two professions.

        If you want to know who is actually really, really smart, it’s the guy who has figured out that no matter how smart he might be or how much he might know, he’s capable of being stupid and as full of shit as the next guy.

        I tell patients “I don’t know” a lot. It’s the truth. Many times I have no clue what is causing the vague pain they’ve had for the last few weeks, the rash on their arms, or whatever. I just don’t know enough to be right all the time, nor do I have the confidence that one day I will. I’m a hell of a lot less confident in my ability to fix your problem than the average voter is in their politician to fix the country’s troubles, I can tell you that.

    • Bobarian LMD

      They’ll give a PhD to anyone these days.

    • Mustang

      My dad got his Ph.D not long ago and the only thing it did was increase his tendency to ask aggravating questions and throw wrenches into the decision-making process. You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t give a shit what a bunch of credentialists think, even if we might agree.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Source, Facebook survey?!

      And you were going to be my latex salesman…..

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Best joke of all TV.

        “It’s Vandelay! Vandelay!”

  5. waffles

    I’m old enough to remember when pointing out the open border meant people besides Mexicans would cross was the domain of right wing crackpots.

    It seems like we just accept this now. I find it hard to believe it, but here we are.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>What would happen if Nancy Grace went missing?

      tie a ragged bloody rag around the old oak tree?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I would rejoice?

      • Chafed

        Accompanied by throngs of other people.

    • R C Dean

      Who?

      • Ted S.

        White trash influencer who went missing with suspicion landing on her boyfriend.

      • The Hyperbole

        I didn’t think she was raised in a trailer park, inked up, or had various baby daddies. Pretty piss poor example of white trash, looks more like spoiled upper middle class kid to me.

      • EvilSheldon

        Gabby Whatshername? Or Nancy Grace?

      • Tulip

        I don’t get the hostility. She went on a trip with her fiance and he apparently killed her. And for all the she’s obviously the aggressor types – they were stopped because someone saw him slapping her and called 911. I just find it sad.

      • rhywun

        This. My only objection is the media frenzy over it.

      • Not Adahn

        Former prosecutor, made a second career out of being hateful in the media.

    • B.P.

      If this guy walked into a flooded swamp a week ago with a backpack and hasn’t been spotted, I’m going to assume he committed suicide there. Also…

      “This came the same day the final resting place of the body believed to belong to Petito was revealed to be marked with a stone cross tribute at the Spread Creek Dispersed Campsite, close to the Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming.”

      Final resting place? They’re going to leave her buried at a campsite in Wyoming?

      • mikey

        Agreed. It was over an hour and I didn’t notice the time.

      • mikey

        Urg. Was supposed to go with the Yarvin/Carlson interview.

      • Michael Malaise

        What a way to incriminate yourself.

    • Chipwooder

      Oddly enough, my mom’s cousins are family friends with that girl’s family.

    • Bobarian LMD

      False dilemma.

      Nobody would ever miss Nancy Grace.

      • Surly Knott

        I don’t know. New to firearms, not enough practice?

    • Spudalicious

      I could do without her screeching into the camera.

  6. DEG

    The host of Saturday’s summit, Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, told more than a dozen presidents and prime ministers at the opening ceremony that such a revamped diplomatic body could better boost the region’s inequality-stricken economies as well as confront health and other crises.

    Why not just introduce free market reforms?

    Thousands of made-in-America weapons are pouring into Brazil and landing straight into the hands of gangsters every day, and the U.S. is failing miserably at stemming the flood.

    I have a solution. Send me the guns.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      That’s your solution to everything!

      • DEG

        It’s a good solution.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Finally!

      • Count Potato

        Do you know who…. oh, never mind.

      • Rat on a train

        Winchester?

    • EvilSheldon

      Keep the guns. Send me the ammo. Magtech 77grn. OTM 5.56mm is really good stuff.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Trick or treat.

    A highly anticipated announcement Monday from the companies Pfizer and BioNTech revealed that their lower-dose Covid-19 vaccine was found to be safe and generated a “robust” antibody response in children ages 5 to 11, based on data from a Phase 2/3 trial.

    Many parents now are waiting for the time when their young children can sign up to receive a Covid-19 vaccine. Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told MSNBC on Monday there’s a “reasonably good chance” the shot will be available by the end of October.
    “I think there’s a really good chance it will be before Halloween,” he said.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It’s the government hiding vaccines in your child’s candy.

    • rhywun

      their young children can sign up

      OFFS. Maybe 1 in a 100 of them – teacher’s pets and the like – are clamoring to get pricked. The rest will be dragged kicking and screaming.

      • Lord Humungus

        Heh – when I was a little tyke, I would kick the nurses in the shins every time I had to get a shot.

        Or the time my mom tried to spank me… I curled up my first with the middle knuckle out just as her hand went out. Bruised her wrist.

        something something True Libertarian ™

      • Lord Humungus

        fist (not first)

      • Bobarian LMD

        Brochetta sock-puppet confirmed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you vaccinate your kids with this shit, you are fucking clinically insane.

      The basis of Pfizer’s own study doesn’t even begin to justify it. They’re measuring antibody response and not protection against illness.

      The injury rate rate from the vaccine is guaranteed to exceed the COVID injuries by an order of magnitude, and God only knows what long-term effects there will be.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        If you vaccinate your kids with this shit, you are fucking clinically insane.

        ^^^. I recently read a parent on another site bragging about “doing their part” by getting his 2 year old enrolled in one of the trials. Glibs is an oasis of sanity.

        This country is done. The divisions are too deep.

      • ignoreLander

        This country is done. The divisions are too deep.

        ^^^^
        I don’t understand why more people aren’t taking the idea of a national divorce seriously. What possible outcome could be better than that? Wouldn’t they be overjoyed to be rid of the hoi polloi?

      • Chipwooder

        How do you make it happen, though, with no neat geographic divide? I like the idea of turning major cities into independent city-states, myself, but you never see much advocacy of that.

      • Bobarian LMD

        How do you make it happen?

        Walls around NYC, LA and select other locations.

      • Gadfly

        There are never perfectly neat geographic divides. Even in the case of the secession that led to the US Civil War things were not as neatly divided as often imagined (see the county level results for the 1860 presidential election for an illustration of this).

      • EvilSheldon

        Abusive partners are often reluctant to let their victims leave.

      • R C Dean

        Without the hoi polloi to abuse and feel superior to, Our Master’s lives will have no meaning.

        There will be no peaceful divorce. There will be no devolution of power from DC to the states. This ends in blood or a totalitarian police state that would make the Stasi blush.

        Sorry to go all black pill on you, but that’s how I see it. Today, at least.

      • ignoreLander

        I’m actually 100% with RC Dean on this one, despite it sounding like I’m hopeful. In millions of cases, you have examples of political division, within a single household. New scale it up to streets, then cities. Now metro areas. Finally, to states. There’s no feasible way whatsoever to make it work. But I can dream….

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Civil war 1.0 was also brother vs brother. The revolutionary war only had <5% of the colonists fight. Civil war 1.0 had a higher percentage fight but it want over 50%.

        Civil war 2.0 will have bloodletting and mass migration of the democrats when they surrender. Their only hope is to flee to communist china, cuba, or north korea.

        There is just no way for American patriots to tolerate commie democrats trying to destroy america from the inside out and use government to enslave america. Democrats just refuse to play by constitutional rules. There is no middle ground anymore.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        But Abe said no.

        “But the bell rang!”

      • Mustang

        Take one industry you know very well and then try to divide it cleanly, knowing everything you know about human nature. I also think a national divorce is the least-offensive action, but it would still be an unmitigated disaster.

      • Compelled Speechless

        With the way the economy is being run into the ground at the moment, an unmitigated disaster is inevitable. We’re not going to get to just live as comfortably as we have been. It’s all been built on debt and false promises and there’s no way we’re being steered out of it by an increasingly power mad but hopelessly incompetent technocracy. Hopefully enough people can realize it early enough to see that a national divorce and whatever mess comes of it, is probably the least messy option.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This

        The interruptions to the supply chains are vastly underestimated and take a while to manifest in the markets. And it’s destabilizing the credit markets.

        They also take a long time to correct.

      • creech

        Surely they aren’t so dumb as to not notice the hoi polloi are largely responsible for the food they eat?

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Narrator: They Are.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Actually, they believe all that BS about solar and roof-top gardens, veganism and bicycles. They really, really do.

        They are utiopists. They really think that all that is holding the world back from being a paradise is that people don’t believe hard enough. That and overpopulation.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Just like the democrats formed the Confederate states of america to separate from the USA, they then shot at US troops at fort Sumter.

        Democrats cant and wont separate from the USA and leave for commie china. Unfortunately, civil war 2.0 has to be resolved. The bloodletting will come.

        Lefties overplayed their hand and thought America would embrace communism. They were wrong and are now trying to burn America to the ground in a desperate “if we democrats cant have america then nobody can” plan.

        Civil war 1.0 also didnt have the shooting start immediately. Both civil wars really got going with a national election though.

      • Chipwooder

        I took the J&J shot when work mandated it. I felt dirty doing it, but I need my job.

        This? Fuck no. No one’s conducting a science experiment on my children.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        99.95% of COVID deaths are people 18 and older. 80.5% of COVID deaths are people 65 and older. It is prima fascia absurd to be putting so much effort into vaccinating kids and masking kids and focusing on vaccinating young adults. If the CDC was following the science, they’d be putting out targeted advice to retirement homes and other places with large numbers of elderly folks giving them different (more stringent) advice than they issued to daycares. What did they actually do? Offered the same toolkit (masks, vaccines, social distancing, testing, contact tracing, etc.) and included a disclaimer of “it’s really important you do this for at-risk populations”.

        honk, honk.

      • kbolino

        Enough older people DGAF that it wasn’t as effective for controlling people to focus on them. They briefly tried scaremongering about younger “healthy” people but that wore thin quickly when they all turned out to be like 500 pounds with rare genetic disorders or some shit. So now they’ve moved on to kids. The stories I hear from coworkers and friends make it clear that it is 100% theater. But like the TSA, the theater has a purpose (and a massive budget).

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Maybe science follow them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That would make us look like the Nordic countries we loved before 2020 but said we’re icky after 2020.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        “So now I understand why Sweden is to be pilloried in the press for ‘not going with the consensus’, as opposed to being watched, to see if we can learn something from the Swedish experience. Modern science is ‘the consensus’ — and whether it is true or not doesn’t seem to matter anymore.”

        That is from the comments on this article https://unherd.com/thepost/elites-have-lost-faith-in-enlightenment-rationality/?mc_cid=c95408da8d

        It’s just fear-mongering coupled with ignorance. As Scruffy put it above, ain’t nothing dumber than a Dr outside their field.

    • Gadfly

      A highly anticipated announcement Monday from the companies Pfizer and BioNTech revealed that their lower-dose Covid-19 vaccine was found to be safe and generated a “robust” antibody response in children ages 5 to 11, based on data from a Phase 2/3 trial.

      Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t the COVID vaccine manufacturers been given legal immunity for any issues that may arise from the vaccines? If this is correct, then what cause has anyone to trust such a statement? It’s easy to make claims when you know you won’t be held accountable for them.

      • Drake

        It’s really safe for them – less so for you and your children.

    • Lord Humungus

      The teacher looks as if she had gotten hit in the head – several times. That punch drunk expression.

      • Chipwooder

        As a guy I used to know liked to say, “She looks like she was beaten with misery.”

    • slumbrew

      Inflation ruins everything.

    • Sean

      $84K should get you a hotter teacher.

      QFT.

    • Rebel Scum

      Guilty.

    • Chipwooder

      IMG Academy is almost entirely attended by elite athletes who can likely have their pick of girls their own age. One of them went for THAT woman?

      • R C Dean

        I’d need a full body pic before I render judgment.

        Plus, teenage boys.

      • Bobarian LMD

        THis.

        17 yo Bob would have worn that out.

        This though:

        it said that he stopped talking to the teacher when it ‘became weird’

        Imma say, she got clingy.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Sometimes, there’s just no substitute for experience.

      • DEG

        Kinks could be involved too.

      • Rat on a train

        Extra credit? Was there an exchange for grades?

    • Gadfly

      $84K should get you a hotter teacher.

      Any port in a storm.

      • AlexinCT

        NE PLUS ULTRA!

    • Tonio

      Yeah, and those two goals are mutually exclusive. It’s going to take a lot of energy and land to up food production and distribution.

      This will also be used to further the war on meat.

      • Sean

        This will also be used to further the war on meat.

        🙁

      • B.P.

        You’ll still be able to get a decent steak at the French Laundry or the Met Gala.

      • R C Dean

        Well, somebody will, anyway.

        Anyone not a member of the nomenklatura? Doubtful.

      • Chipwooder

        YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS, PROLE!

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s going to take a lot of land to produce energy, what with the solar wind farms using up all the real-estate, as well.

      • Ghostpatzer

        This will also be used to further the war on meat.

        Careful with that. A beef shank is not to be trifled with.

      • Count Potato

        Euphemism?

    • kbolino

      Every video and picture of that m-fer is fake as hell. It’s probably some Obama birth certificate-level rope-a-dope but still. It’s unnerving afterwhile.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Anyone who fell for Obama’s delay in complying with the constitutional requirement that all presidents be natural born citizens were warned that democrats are liars.

        Caring that presidential candidates follow the few constitutional requirements is important.

  8. Lord Humungus

    My son has apparently taken it upon himself to play Doom (2016) by hitting everything with the butt of the shotgun.

    • R.J.

      Yeah! I used to see how far I could get with just the chainsaw.,

    • commodious spittoon

      Some chad/masochist did the whole of Doom with the laser pistol, whatever it’s called. I love the thing. Great sound effect, instant projectile. But only when I’m sniping the pond scum zombies or when I’m mopping up.

      I finally played Doom Eternal last week, and I’m disappointed. I don’t think I get the gameplay loop. It felt constrained and unfun compared to 2016.

  9. Sensei

    Incredibly annoying video, but good recipe for ramen.

    3 Dollar Homemade Ramen | But Cheaper

    Too much ginger for my taste. I’ve now made it twice and cut the ginger by 2/3rds otherwise you won’t taste anything else. Chili oil should be required. You don’t need much, but the kick really helps. Same with the dashi.

    There are five basic elements to ramen: noodles, tare, broth, topping, and aroma oil

    Essentially if you don’t use the dashi and chili oil you omit the tare and aroma oil.

  10. Rebel Scum

    The real problem is the soy-face expression.

    A new image emerged this week that appears to show Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wearing blackface which comes as voters went to the polls on Monday to cast their votes in a snap election.

    • Gadfly

      Not really news, as everybody knew he partook in that behavior before the previous election – his party has now won* twice since the revelations first surfaced.

      *Both times as a minority government victory while losing the meaningless popular vote statistic, but still victories.

    • Lord Humungus

      Demi Rose 10 years from now: “Demi Rose showcases incredibly large pencil up her hoo-haw”

      • AlexinCT

        It will be a baseball bat…

    • AlexinCT

      That’s a lot of ass…

      I like me some ass on a woman, but that feels like you are hitting Tres country..

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Pert derriere.

  11. The Other Kevin

    In news unrelated to any of today’s links, Indiana’s economy continues its boom despite the rest of the states struggling with crushing debt.

    • Sensei

      Indiana to Illinois gun exports?

      • Lord Humungus

        It’s a booming business

    • The Other Kevin

      Remember those old Nazi propaganda films with arrows coming out of Germany and landing on every part of the world? It’s like that, with with Indiana at the center, and guns instead of arrows.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Georgia too. We gained 1 million new residents from 2010-2020.

      So many out of georgia plates on vehicles seen daily. Not just around interstates either. We had quite a few out of staters staying with family as I would see those out of state plated vehicles for months.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      She’s just happy to switch from the Nicki Minaj brouhaha to something else.

    • rhywun

      She’s not wrong.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Stopped clock.

    • Lord Humungus

      +1 Where the white girls at?

    • Chipwooder

      It’s not about race, contrary to the comment of the Stupidest Woman Ever Put on Television. Plenty of dumpy looking white women go missing and it’s not a national story. It’s about a young, thin, cute blonde woman going missing.

      • LJW

        Pretty dead women = clicks aka ad money

    • Gadfly

      As someone pointed out on twitter, the fact that missing women are usually done in by boyfriends/husbands of the same race would in part explain the continued focus on missing white women even in our inclusive modern era.

    • Michael Malaise

      She’s not wrong but technically she is part of the problem.

  12. Rebel Scum

    China can’t meme.

    How a gun-happy nation spends its #FourthofJuly weekend

    • EvilSheldon

      I mean, yes? That’s almost exactly what I did, but with more drinking and burgers, and better accuracy…

  13. The Other Kevin

    The guy on the horse photo is apparently causing a lot of outrage in places. At first I reflexively thought, “the Dems are sure going to use this against their opponents”. And then I realized a Democrat is in charge of the guy on the horse.

    • Lord Humungus

      and it’s apparently really good take out.

    • R C Dean

      If the narrative isn’t pushing “Trump’s fault” yet, give it time.

      • Bobarian LMD

        We accidentally enforced some of OMBs left-over policy!

      • Ownbestenemy

        It’s the white supremacy that Trump promoted and is why we must purge all ranks and replace with Kathy the kindergarten teacher who teaches love is only obtained through anal sex

      • B.P.

        Tell me more about this Kathy…

      • Ownbestenemy

        She eats paste, enjoys BIPOC poetry night at a culturally appropriate coffee house and likes jazz. I’m not sure you want to know more

    • Chipwooder

      I’ve ridden a horse once in my life, when I was 12 years old, and even I know that the “whip” in the picture is the reins.

      • EvilSheldon

        Great photo though. It’s really doing the job.

    • The Other Kevin

      I feel like I might be a good writer for the Bee. “Joe Biden expresses outrage, vows to bring down whoever is in charge of border security.”

    • one true athena

      It’s a cudgel against the border patrol and having any border at all, really. They don’t care about the Haitians or ‘treatment of migrants’ – the progs are gonna use it as another way to pull back enforcement.

      • kbolino

        Yep, the goal is to poison that well. Turn the situation into a mess, claim the mess is inevitable, conflate the outcome with the ostensible goal, politically neutralize pursing the goal.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Trump showed that america can have a plan to control immigration at the border and it works. Lefties hate that.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Twins, Basil, twins.

    Guinness World Records has certified two Japanese sisters as the world’s oldest living identical twins at 107, in an announcement Monday coinciding with Respect for the Aged Day, a national holiday in Japan.

    Umeno Sumiyama and Koume Kodama were born the third and fourth of 11 siblings on Shodoshima island in western Japan on Nov. 5, 1913.

    They were separated after elementary school, when Kodama was sent to work as a maid in Oita on Japan’s southern main island of Kyushu. She later married there, while Sumiyama remained on the island where they grew up and had her own family.

    The sisters later recalled their difficult younger days. Growing up, they said they were bullied because of prejudice against children of multiple births in Japan.

    Busy with their own lives for decades, the sisters rarely met until they turned 70, when they started making pilgrimages together to some of the 88 Shikoku temples and enjoyed being reconnected.

    • Chipwooder

      Growing up, they said they were bullied because of prejudice against children of multiple births in Japan.

      That’s a weird one.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s because you know one is evil, but you can’t tell by looks.

      • Michael Malaise

        Island nations are fucked up.

    • B.P.

      What about massively obese twins on tiny, matching motor bikes?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ??

      • Bobarian LMD

        Rule 34, I’m not gonna judge you.

      • rhywun

        “That’s Incredible!”

      • B.P.

        Hey now. Fran Tarkenton needed the money.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Signs of the end times.

    Hundreds of birds migrating through New York City this week died after crashing into the city’s glass towers, a mass casualty event spotlighted by a New York City Audubon volunteer’s tweets showing the World Trade Center littered with bird carcasses.

    This week’s avian death toll was particularly high, but bird strikes on Manhattan skyscrapers are a persistent problem that NYC Audubon has documented for years, said Kaitlyn Parkins, the group’s associate director of conservation and science.

    Stormy weather Monday night into Tuesday contributed to the deaths, she said.

    “We had a big storm and sort of weird weather and lots of birds, and that’s sort of the perfect combination that can lead to bird-window collisions,” Parkins said.

    “It seems that the storm might have brought the birds in lower than they would have otherwise have been, or just disoriented them,” Parkins added. “The effects of nocturnal light on birds is also quite strong, especially when it’s a cloudy night.”

    • Chipwooder

      Hell, we used to have a bird or two do a kamikaze run into our sliding glass doors. My wife started putting seasonal decals on the doors for exactly that reason.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Why I am afraid to clean, or have cleaned, my windows.

        (I wish I knew why hummingbirds have stopped coming by after a few good years. I don’t think I am making any of the most common feeder mistakes.)

    • Urthona

      And how many of these birds happened to be Muslim?

      • rhywun

        Bird shit doesn’t melt steel girders!!1!

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        lol

  16. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Has there been any discussion of how the Haitians are getting to Mexico?

    • Chipwooder

      From what I’ve read, these are people who have been in South America for a while, not recent arrivals. Now, why a bunch of Haitians who have been living in Peru, Honduras, etc are suddenly making a run for the Rio Grande en masse…..I don’t know the answer to that one.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        I heard that many had jobs in South American countries, but the recent economy killed many of the jobs. Also supposedly they heard that Joe Biden was letting people into America.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        How would they get that idea?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        It’s a mystery.

      • Plinker762

        Better call the Scooby Doo gang because I bet it involves an old man in a mask.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m hearing that a lot of them aren’t Haitians, just claiming to be in order to get status.

        They’re running now because if they get deported, they’ll be sent to Haiti.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Right near da beach… boyeee!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        That’s Jamaica.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeh, I knew. But reminders of Dave C.

      • Sean

        Ha ha!

        /Nelson

    • KSuellington

      So I didn’t have a condom with me. But I said what the hell, when’s the next time I’ll be in Haiti?

    • Urthona

      Inflatable duck rafts.

      • rhywun

        That’s how the Taliban will invade.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Who ever has duck raft navy on their 2021 bingo card is rich today

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1 Fusilli Jerry

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I had to read that headline 3 times before I understood it. Head butt? Rifle butt? I guess if I lived in SoCal I would have understood right away.

    • I. B. McGinty

      The butt procedure checks out.

    • Urthona

      Illegal Butt Procedure is the name of my jazz ensemble.

    • EvilSheldon

      Riverside. Enough said.

  17. KSuellington

    I only made it through a couple sentences of that dumb ass article on Brazilian guns. That place has gun laws that make California and NYC look very lenient and yet I had many Brazilian friends robbed and even kidnapped at gunpoint.

    One night when I lived there my buddy wanted to buy blow there to impress the chick he was trying to bang. So I drove everyone to the favela. When we got to the house I got freaked out as there were military police everywhere. At least three cars with their lights blazing. I thought the place was getting busted. No, no said the Italian guy directing us, they are the security. So, under the watchful eye of the heavily armed police a cocaine drive through was happening. Maybe, just maybe, the dealers would somehow, someway be able to buy some guns even if the US banned them all tomorrow. What high school level intellect writes this bullshit?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Science bitches!

      Driven by the COVID-19 Delta variant, 99% of new cases across the Lehigh Valley and the country are caused by this strain. Although the college is not asking the labs they work with to test for the strain, Goldstein said that “if you have covid, you have Delta.”

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Lafayette Sucks!

      /Lehigh

    • rhywun

      Mandatory testing, likely a lot of false positives, and likely nobody got sick.

      Nevertheless we must panicdoom.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Anything worth doin’…

        -Jimmy Dugan

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Yeah, it’s become “zomg covid!” and not, “OK, covid. How many are really sick, how many died” and so on.

        All this freak out over nothing.

  18. rhywun

    I’m watching a live soccer match on FS2 of the North and Central American league competition. It’s in Suriname (don’t ask). One of the players is this guy, and yes, it is as hilarious as you might expect. The guy is as thick around as any other two players on the pitch.

  19. R.J.

    I was inspired by the ramen and made my own. Great dinner.

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Sean Spicer
    @seanspicer
    How do 15,000 Haitians end up under a bridge in Del Rio, Texas and catch the Department of Homeland Security off guard?

    Easy to do when you are chasing the next poll high, that is how

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Saw that. Even takeaway, even chains?

      Payging Raven….

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Rayven; soz.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Never apologize

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oops. Mea maxima culpa.

        (Nut @ et you OR thim.)

    • Michael Malaise

      “could face prison for up to six months or a fine of up to $4,000.”

      Seriously. It’s time to awaken the ghost of Patrick Henry.

  21. Tulip

    Dog’s surgery went well. They were able to save the tooth (yay) and when they were doing the second biopsy on her foot, they were able to remove most of the thing – not quite a cyst. So, that’s good and she doesn’t need a toe amputated. The look she gave me when I left her at the vet, though, is haunting me. Abandoned and betrayed. I hope she forgives me.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Doggo will forget as soon as he sees you, Good Master, taking care of your loved ones!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        She, sorry

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I hope she forgives me.

      They always do. That’s what’s so amazing about dogs.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Get the Peanut Butter flavour!
        GET THE PEANUT BUTTER FLAVOUR!!!
        PEANUT.
        BUTTER.
        /ceases channeling my pup

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Yep, they were, Back In The Day.

        I have no idea if they still are; we feed our pup ridonkulously expensive treats which she (thankfully) loves.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Aw.

      Dogs is spensive.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        My dog’s middle initial is “C”.

        My vet asked me what the “C” stands for.

        I said “Costly.”

      • Tulip

        Yes they are. I have pet insurance, but still.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dogs are dear, cats are a bit cheaper.

      • Tundra

        At least you get a solid return on your money, right?

      • Tulip

        This year, yep. The cat has no health problems.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ah, Katzenscheisserbuchse.

      • Tundra

        Yes, exactly.

    • Sean

      I’m sure some steak will go a long way on her forgiving you.

    • DEG

      It’s good the surgery went well.

    • EvilSheldon

      God. Damn.

      How does that dude even walk, with balls that size?

      (When’s the next Gourmeltz meetup?)

      • LCDR_Fish

        I should be good any weekend in Oct.

        Yeah, he jumped in 2019 too – vid on his page. I’ve missed both of them because Matt can’t plan anything properly ;p

      • DEG

        The jump was awesome.

        I’m passing through Virginia in October to go to and from the Tom Woods 200th show party.

        I need to work out some details, but it looks like I’ll be passing through Virginia mid-week.

        I have a friend from college in northern Virginia. Meeting him will take priority over meeting Glibs, but, I think once I settle on a few more details we can all work something out.

        I would love to stop in at Gourmeltz. I’d stop in even if I’m by myself.

      • Rat on a train

        A couple of us are close enough we could possibly make a mid-week meetup.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I’m on evening duty in Oct, so can’t make it, but it’s a great place to stop by any time.

      • Rat on a train

        Not this weekend. I’m going to the state fair.

    • Tundra

      No no no no no.

      No.

      (Cool, though)

    • Sean

      ?

      Memories…

    • Fourscore

      Makes me want to start drinking. Nice

    • Spudalicious

      Those are awesome.

  22. Rebel Scum

    I smell bullshit.

    Nurses from across Virginia delivered a desperate plea to the public on Tuesday as some warn the state is on the verge of a “patient care disaster.”

    During a virtual press conference, the Virginia Nurses Association said worsening staff shortages are putting health systems at risk of collapse.

    Meanwhile, the state is reporting its highest COVID-19 hospitalization rate since mid-February, according to data analysts. A recent report also noted that the more than 2,000 patients currently hospitalized with coronavirus statewide represent a nearly 10-fold increase from the number recorded in mid-July.

    “The vaccine isn’t working so you have to get the vaccine.”

    Various VNA members described feelings of frustration and fatigue on Tuesday. They detailed moments of devastation as they comforted family members and held patient’s hands overnight so “they wouldn’t die alone.”

    “On Monday, I had a 40 -something year old man, a big man, hold my hand and squeeze it so hard that it hurt and tell me how afraid he was.” said Aliese Harrison, an RN focused on critical care at Johnston Memorial Hospital.

    Fascinating.

    • Sean

      Maybe give him some Ivermectin?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The hospital won’t do it because the NIH hasn’t approved it and by staying within NIH recommendations they’re immune from liability.

        It doesn’t matter if he dies or not.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Yeah, we’re getting the same “Our health care system is only moments away from TOTAL COLLAPSE!” crap here in Alberta.

      If it’s really true, people will not draw the correct conclusion, which is that our single-payer system is an expensive piece of shit that can’t even handle 300 COVID ICU patients in a province of 4.4 million people. Our Chief Medical Officer of Health should be hanging her head in shame, and our Minister of Health should resign in ignominy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And everyone of them had 18 months to prepare for such a surge.

    • one true athena

      Who knew that would be a consequence of mandatory vaccinations for healthcare workers??? I mean, that’s so shocking.

  23. Not Adahn

    Apparently the airlines no longer let you travel with a pet unless it fits under the seat in front of you. 🙁

    Now I’ve either got to board her or spend four days of each trip to see my aged parents with her in the car.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ?

      More details. Maybe we can help.

      • Not Adahn

        I try to see my parents once or twice a year. Now I have a pup. I was just going to bring her with me figuring that a few hours of being stuck in a kennel, while sucky was better than leaving her behind. There are some great boarders here, but they ain’t cheap. $80/night seems to be the puppy rate.

      • Tundra

        My dogs love the puppy resort. Board her, fly and enjoy yourself.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        That’s over $100 CDN/night!

        Holy moly.

        On another note, we always used to factor the cost of boarding into the total cost of a trip. Just part of the bill.

      • Tulip

        Yes, just part of the cost of a trip. The dog walker takes my dog home with her when I travel and she gets so spoiled. Her grandchildren all want to come play with her and fight over who gets to have her sleep on their bed. I’m always amazed she comes home.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^Yep. We rarely as a family travel with an overnight but hire a trusted house sitter when we do. Just part of the cost.

        I pay ~$100/day for someone to drink our beer, watch tv, eat pizza, and let the dogs in/out (plus water the livestock). It’s a good gig for a retired uncle or college kid. Much cheaper than boarding for 3 GSDs and easier being away knowing the house is being watched. Plus the dogs can’t be boarded anyway because we give them their vaccines instead of a vet.

      • Rat on a train

        I paid a neighbor’s kid to watch the cats when we were gone for a month. He also mowed the lawn. We’ve cared for pets when neighbors were away.

      • Tulip

        My neighbors usually take care of the cat (neighbor is only person other than me that the cat likes) if it’s just a day or two. Longer time I pay someone. I take care of their cat on occasion or bring in mail etc. Best way. I bring back a gift as well.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      That restriction was always the case in Canada.

      Our dog would juuuuuust fit under the seat, but we wouldn’t do that to her. We board her with friends who love her. Or at least, we did back in The Before Times, when we were allowed to travel and I wasn’t being discriminated against as a filthy unvaxxed in a system of legalized segregation.

      C’mon, SMOD!

      • Not Adahn

        They used to transport them kenneled in a climate-controlled baggage area. And for the small ones, as long as they were cute, they didn’t care if they were on your lap.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        And for the small ones, as long as they were cute, they didn’t care if they were on your lap.

        I’m glad that part got nixed. Not that I’ll be flying anytime soon, but I had a bad experience on a flight next to a girl with a Yorkie devil in her lap.

      • one true athena

        I would guess not, but maybe the restriction is only for baggage handling, and they might let you gate check a crate, like the strollers?

        sorry, all I can think of.

    • The Hyperbole

      Ship her Fed-ex.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        “When your package absolutely, positively has to get there before your dog dies of terror, thirst, hunger or oxygen deprivation.”

      • Not Adahn

        FedEx Express does not accept live-animal shipments as part of its regular-scheduled
        service and does not transport household pets such as dogs, cats, birds, and hamsters.
        FedEx Express may accept certain shipments of live animals such as horses, livestock,
        and zoo animals

      • The Hyperbole

        They supposedly don’t ship beer either but that never stopped a Glib before. What FedEx doesn’t know won’t hurt them. immobilize Lily (plaster of paris will work just stick straws up her nose first) and make sure to pay for the overnight delivery.

      • Tulip

        Please, don’t ever get a pet. Please.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How soon, NA?

      • EvilSheldon

        FedEx does, however, ship reptiles and spiders. Very effectively, too.

    • westernsloper

      I would drive anyway. Fuck flying in this day and age.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yep, a lot more fun, Bella and I would stop and explore, Doggos love a new scent!

      • Tulip

        Yes. One a car trip shortly after I got my dog, the first toll booth gave her a treat. At every toll booth she would stick her head out the window and beg.

  24. Winston

    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/democracy-in-masked-america/

    Lasch fretted that the democratic spirit was slipping away by the late 20th century. The level of servility on display that day outside the school suggests it might be altogether extinct—at least, among the professional-managerial upper crust in the metropoles, those who occupy the commanding heights of business, tech, media, and academe. But the rest of the country must resist, and masking is probably the better battle to pick, given the sheer unreasonableness of the practice and the visible new caste system it’s creating.

    Interesting that the ultramontainist Ahmari is has the anti-clockdown stance while David French is a lockdowner .

  25. UnCivilServant

    Mmmm… Poutine and Pie.

    Good dinner.

  26. Winston

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Fauci

    Huh Fauci is third-generation immigrant New Yorker who went to an Ivy League school.

    Yet…

    https://brownstone.org/articles/the-wrecking-of-new-york-city-accident-or-design/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Fauci and his co-author reject this completely in favor of “rebuilding the infrastructures of human existence, from cities to homes to workplaces, to water and sewer systems, to recreational and gatherings venues.”

    It’s a wild and radical vision. Once you use your decoder ring, cut through the thicket of pseudo-academic promises what you find in this article are three main points: 1) we need to get rid of large cities because human contact spreads disease, 2) we need to curb or end international travel because that spreads disease, and 3) we need government to control our lives completely because we all do things that spread disease.

    • Winston

      Interesting contrast to Sohrab Ahmari who is a Catholic convert New Yorker born in Tehran.