Saturday evening FOOTBALL links!!!

by | Sep 4, 2021 | Daily Links | 286 comments

That’s some fine tackling.

Yep. That’s right. College ball kicked off this week. My beloved Broncos coughed up a fur ball in the second half against UCF Thursday night, but the season has at least started.

 

Yes, I’m ready for Mu. As long as it’s followed by Shu and pork.

 

Maybe they should start wearing skimpy outfits again.

 

Now we’re even fucking with the cats heads.

 

I mean, we got balogna here, dude.

 

“Um…yeah…about that whole, “Primate” thing?…

 

Yeah, pretty shitty news weekend, and I’m just fine with it. Peace out Glibs.

 

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

286 Comments

  1. Gustave Lytton

    How dare those passengers act like they’re paying customers and not self loading cargo!

    • rhywun

      Sounds like a lot of it covid theater push-back. I wonder what we can do about that.

    • grrizzly

      In May I flew Delta in Comfort Plus. A passenger sitting across the aisle from me wanted two alcoholic drinks. According to the Delta website, passengers in Comfort Plus can get “complimentary beer, wine and spirits for 21+.” The passenger was saying that he paid a higher ticket price to get his drinks. He was denied the second drink. A whole bunch of flight attendants argued with him about it.

  2. The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

    What’s the naval term again?

    Oh yeah, “supercargo.”

  3. Aloysious

    Well. That nice lady sure knows how to say hello.

  4. Tonio

    As is the custom of our tribe, there will be a GlibZoom Happy Hour / Snarkfest / STFU yournamehere / Mutual Site Improvement Society tonight at 7:00 CT tonight.

    • Tulip

      Still waiting for Swiss to wear lederhosen and yodel.

      • Tonio

        No, you’re not. Trust me on this.

      • Tulip

        Uh, ok. I’ll take your word for it.

      • Animal

        I’m sensing there’s a backstory here.

      • Spudalicious

        No one should have to read that.

    • rhywun

      I’m practicing my fingering tonight. I forgot how hard this is.

      • Gender Traitor

        Not a very subtle euphemism.

      • Chafed

        I thought you weren’t dating

      • rhywun

        I’m not.

      • Chafed

        I can’t believe you’re making me ask. What are you fingering?

      • rhywun

        Heh. An electric keyboard.

      • Chafed

        Punishing the neighbors without mufflers?

      • rhywun

        Nope. I’m not an asshole.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m afraid STEVE SMITH will be by shortly to confiscate your Glibitarians membership card.

      • Plinker762

        Damn near killed’em

    • Mojeaux

      Tonio, I can’t get into the Zoom. It says “The host has another meeting in progress.”

      • Animal

        Same here.

      • The Hyperbole

        I got in and it’s the best zoom ever.

      • Mojeaux

        No, it’s not.

      • Not Adahn

        *applause*

      • Animal

        Not without me it isn’t.

  5. blackjack

    It should be apparent that allowing the government to literally fuck over everybody in the world might just piss some people off. Couple it with requiring everyone to obscure their faces and anger/violence/crime is going to go way the fuck up. It helps to have the government lie to us all, a lot. Fomenting massive panic in people for no good reason is just gravy on the fucked up soup these assholes are serving. I know I keep feeling more and more hopeless as time goes by.

    • Spudalicious

      Yeah, I have no idea why everybody is so pissed off…

      • rhywun

        And I am envisioning all the elites slapping each other on the back at stories like that one.

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    After prepration and three days of waiting for the weather to clear, I’m finally going up river, and my back, while painful, is functional, so I’ll take it.

  7. trshmnstr the terrible

    “Um…yeah…about that whole, “Primate” thing?…

    oh God, now I’m gonna hear about this at work at least once per day for the next year.

    • Animal

      Humans are primates. I don’t see the problem.

  8. DEG

    I like the LFL pictures.

    Fauci said the Mu variant, technically known as B.1.621, has mutations suggesting “it would evade certain antibodies,” potentially including those from vaccines.

    Let us know when you are done playing pandemic. I’ll go live my life normally in the meantime.

    Amirzadeh says flight attendants across US airlines are just “over it.”
    Allie Malis, a flight attendant for American Airlines, says air crew are “exhausted — physically and emotionally.”
    “We’ve gone through worrying about our health and safety, worrying about our jobs — now [we are] worrying about our safety in a different way.”

    Boo-hoo.

    Facebook apologized for a “clearly unacceptable error” after the artificial intelligence on the social media network mislabeled a video of black men as “primates.”

    Couldn’t have happened to a better bunch of folks.

      • rhywun

        Well, no. Of course not. Maybe there should be security on flights?

        I worked a number of shit jobs where I was constantly on edge from the human scum that floats in and out of seedy hotels during overnight hours and usually without any security.

        I solved it by getting an office job and never looked back.

      • Sean

        White privilege!

        And, of course, because you’re part of the patriarchy…

      • hayeksplosives

        I want to lock Fauci up in my house with my cat Felix, whose body count is rising sharply by the day despite his relatively small frame.

        He is svelte, fierce, and smart enough to call the bluff of critters like Foochi.

        https://i.imgur.com/aMQOdA0.jpg

      • Sean

        Adorbs.

      • Tundra

        Stunning!

        My wife and I are both horribly allergic to cats, otherwise I’d have one for their sheer contrariness.

        I would name mine Scruffy.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nice.

        The “A-Ha” like animation part way through was a good touch.

      • hayeksplosives

        That is indeed the cat for which my boy is named. But I had never before seen that clip, so thank you.

        Also, that animator was on something stronger than beer…

      • Ghostpatzer

        Prohibition-era animation rules. Seriously trippy stuff in black and white.

      • rhywun

        Wow. That look says “I don’t take any shit.”

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I’ve never had a car with orange eyes before. He is a tiny little badass.

      • rhywun

        My Betty was the opposite of svelte but she had similar coloring and eyes.

      • Ted S.

        Nice pussy.

      • Shpip

        Reminds me of our latest local cat. He just followed the lady who lives across the street home one evening when she walking her dogs, and kinda adopted us all in our quiet little enclave (we live at the end of a cul-de-sac).

        I’ve named him Phantom after his mask, while the wife calls him Lieutenant Tux, playing on a Star Wars prequel character. Not that it matters — cats aren’t known for coming when they’re called.

      • hayeksplosives

        Awww…look at that face!! You can’t say no to that face.

        Felix comes when he is called. He seems to believe he is part doggo. Whatevs. It works for me.

      • Chafed

        I also want you to lock Fauci in a room with your cat.

      • Plinker762

        Stop posting videos which go against our narrative, sheesh.

      • DEG

        At this point, flight crews don’t get the benefit of the doubt from me.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Which is worse, primates or African Swine Fever?

    • EvilSheldon

      You know who else is just “over it?” Everyone.

      Perhaps you could direct your self-indulgent whining towards that brick wall over there; it certainly gives more of a fuck than I do.

    • Agent Cooper

      “We’ve gone through worrying about our health and safety, worrying about our jobs — now [we are] worrying about our safety in a different way.”

      Guess what? Us travelers are miserable, too.

  9. rhywun

    Now we’re even fucking with the cats heads.

    If you’re bored at home “working” and following your cats around when they want to be left alone, maybe you don’t know how to take care of cats.

    Obvious hints are obvious. But this is a thing that is obviously caused by the ‘vid so it is something we must write an article about.

    • Plinker762

      Maybe they should stop taking their cats to the vats.

      Or, even cats don’t like to be stuck with crazy cat ladies.

      • Tulip

        I would buy that for my cat, but I don’t want him to kill me in my sleep.

      • Sean

        ?

    • Not Adahn

      I can tell that article’s fake, because supposedly it’s from the Daily Mail, but doesn’t use the term “moggies.”

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    If you Zoom tonight, don’t show your face or give your name, They are coming, from the Dark, and They. Will. Not. Stop. Until. You. Are. Dead!
    /runs away screaming madly….

  11. rhywun

    “Um…yeah…about that whole, “Primate” thing?…

    *snort*

    So this happened more than a year ago and it was reported around the world at great length.

    Why is this “news” again?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Primates? the World? You have no idea what is coming at your world, nothing but devastation, and lamentation. You are to be cast aside and blown to the interstellar winds, like the weak species you are.
      You have 200 Earth years.

    • Chafed

      Slow news day?

  12. Sean

    PSA: Be careful out there on the roads, kids.

    There was a heavy police presence around here today. I saw multiple traffic stops, which is unusual in a post covid world.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Silly Human! I would worry about the lizards in your midst, ID them, while building a planetary defence, you will need it,

    • Tundra

      City manager told the mayor that the stupid covid policies are affecting revenue. Gotta balance that budget on the backs of the innocents.

      • Yusef the Other

        Covid? the Yutani make the Klingons look peaceful, and we just pissed them off!

    • limey

      heavy police presence

      That’s a double entendre when discussing ‘merican law enforcement personnel.

      ????????????????????

  13. Ghostpatzer

    “30 pounds of turkey ham”

    Destroying his meat was the proper response. There is only one true ham, whose name is “pork”.

  14. Tundra

    I went to my kids’ school’s opening night football game on Thursday. D2, so pretty low key.

    It was surprisingly fun!

    • Ghostpatzer

      Pretty cool that he’s playing, they play some good football in D2. There is nothing like watching your kid succeed.

      • Tundra

        That was a terrible sentence. Sorry.

        Both my kids go to the same D2 school. I went to the first football game of the season (they beat the everloving shit out of something called Western Oregon). My son is not on the team.

        My daughter, however, is on the cheerleading squad, which is why I was there. She was amazing.

        There is nothing like watching your kid succeed.

        This times a gagillion. I can’t figure out how someone like me ended up with such fantastic kids.

        Also, yes. It was surprisingly good football. Wide open, lots of creativity and fun. Will return.

      • Chafed

        The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

      • MikeS

        True. Mrs. Tundra is quite a woman.

      • Chafed

        Pics or GTFO.

      • Lackadaisical

        The daughter or the wife, or both?

  15. Sean

    http://www.cloverhillwinery.com/

    We went wine tasting today and picked up a couple bottles of local wine.

    Most patrons were maskless. ?

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Wife doing crossword “what’s a ‘Gary Johnson moment’?”

    “Aleppo?”

    “That fits… what’s Aleppo?”

    • limey

      The unlikely gift that keeps on giving.

    • rhywun

      Bless her heart.

    • Yusef the Other

      Ha!

    • hayeksplosives

      There is a fantastic clip of Andrew Heaton and Bragg telling “Libertarian Dad jokes” in which one goes thusly:

      Q: “How do you disappoint a Libertarian with just one leppo?”

      A: “What’s a…”

      /stands up and walks out …

      The whole thing is rather cute. https://youtu.be/XMIIahxK5Jk

      • kinnath

        The videos are the only worthwhile part of that site anymore.

  17. I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

    Monster Zero approaches! run!

    • Ghostpatzer

      I sense another installment of the Yuniverse is about to drop. Looking forward to it.

      • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

        Many,

  18. Shpip

    Flight attendants are safety professionals trained in dealing with everything from a medical emergency to a potential terrorist incident.
    “We’re not here to serve you a coke, we’re here to save your life,” is how Amirzadeh puts it.

    Yeah, keep telling yourself that, sweetie. As Dennis Miller once put it, “You’re a waitress in a bad restaurant at 35,000 feet.”

    I go out of my way to be nice to them, though, the same way I’m cordial with the cart attendant at my country club or the manager of my favorite bar. There’s one important difference, however: flight attendants, along with pretty much every other low-level functionary involved with air travel, can make your life really difficult if they feel slighted by you.

    • hayeksplosives

      Dennis Miller once put it, “You’re a waitress in a bad restaurant at 35,000 feet.”

      Larf.

      • pistoffnick

        Curse you, Tundra!

        That was my first thought.

        Good ‘mats song.

      • Tundra

        Is there a bad ‘Mats song?

      • pistoffnick

        Gary’s got a Boner

      • Tundra

        Nope.

      • pistoffnick

        Buck Hill

      • Tundra

        Nope.

        Related.

  19. I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

    I can make a complete ass of myself, and no one even cares, I love this place!

  20. rhywun

    Man, the cicadas are on fire this weekend. Reminds me of long, lazy childhood summers.

    • Ghostpatzer

      They sure are. Stayed mostly muted on the Zoomer due to unwanted background noise.

  21. rhywun

    Yeah, something’s up with WordPress. I don’t use the up or down buttons but yeah, they don’t work. Mostly I notice the layout has changed in subtle ways. Like replies indent with less space, there’s less space between my name and my comment, things like that.

    These changes confuse and scare me.

    • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

      It’s OK Garth, remain calm,

      • Ghostpatzer

        Compromising WordPress is the first step to galactic domination.

      • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

        After the Starlink went Solar, WP and it’s ilk went away like the Dinosaurs,

    • Chafed

      Yeah, the layout on my phone is all screwed up.

    • MikeS

      I’m using Firefox on Windows 10 and I’ve had no issues with the site at all today.

      /not bragging, supplying data points

  22. Fourscore

    A good day of honey production, there will be enough for every Honey Helper to get enough on their hands and their shirts, with a little practice. It has not been a record year, because of the summer long drought but the bees decided to put in a little overtime, apparently.
    Next week we’ll clean up the residual and move the bees to an unknown location, thus insuring complaints will be minimized come Sep 19th.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Sweet! Wish I could join you.

    • limey

      ?? congrats, 4×20, king of the bees.

      • pistoffnick

        Bee 1: Who are you and why are you stealing our honey?

        Fourscore: I am Fourscore, King of Bees!

        Bee 1: Oh king, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By exploitin’ the workers — by ‘angin’ on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an’ social differences in our society! If there’s ever going to be any progress–

        Bee 2: Well I didn’t vote for you.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        “Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”

  23. limey

    If a party in your neighborhood is keeping you awake, is it reasonable to invite yourself to it?

    • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

      Yes

    • EvilSheldon

      Absolutely. Walk-ins make the party.

    • Mustang

      Yes, seriously.

    • Q Continuum

      Go get laid! Or at least drunk.

    • DEG

      Yeah.

    • MikeS

      Did you ever think that maybe you are the rude one for not excepting their invitation?

      • MikeS

        accepting, even.

  24. J. Frank Parnell

    I mean, we got balogna here, dude.

    Beef bologna, even.

    • Chafed

      Wow! I never saw that before.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        IIRC John Belushi was a fan and got them the gig.

  25. hayeksplosives

    I have two dozen Fuji apples on my tree that are ready RIGHT FREAKING NOW.

    I’m gonna just have to give them away at the market I think.

    • Gender Traitor

      Peel ’em, core ’em, throw ’em in a pot & cook ’em down into applesauce. Then freeze it. Then eat it only partially thawed.

      Teh awesome. [Disclaimer: I have never made sauce from Fujis.]

      • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

        oooooh, tasty,

      • Gender Traitor

        If I had molds and popsicle sticks, I’d make saucicles (and regular popsicles from Barq’s Red Creme Soda.)

      • Aloysious

        Apple butter would be divine.

        On home made bread.

        With coffee.

        Yum.

      • hayeksplosives

        These are real beauts. I’ll try giving them away at the golf club but if no takers, then apple butter it is.

        At least I know shit from apple butter.

        2021 crop from my little Fuji tree: https://i.imgur.com/Jej63HX.jpg

      • pistoffnick

        I bet those would make some nice hard cider.

      • Aloysious

        Globes of beauty.

    • Fourscore

      Send them to Kinnath. He’s got this one simple trick…

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Mu variant

      Moo variant???

      *stocks up on cow dewormer*

    • rhywun

      Translation: Lockdowns comin’.

      • Q Continuum

        +2 weeks to flatten the curve

      • Tundra

        Glad I set up a gym in the basement.

      • Q Continuum

        You guys still renting or have you gotten your mountain bunker set up yet?

      • Tundra

        Happily renting.

        We actually ended up in a really nice spot. The neighbors are a mix of everything, but we are 10 minutes from the mountains.

        Denver feels as far away as Minneapolis.

        I’ll shoot you an email.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And reformulated mRNA “vaccines”

  26. Q Continuum

    “Facebook apologizes for mislabeling video of black men as ‘primates'”

    Facebook coming out as Creationist?

    • Chafed

      WTF is going on in that video?

  27. I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

    Now I’m writing about genetically altered Reptiles, am I nuts?

    • creech

      Hershey’s chocolate syrup?

      • pistoffnick

        You got your Chocolate on my Peanut butter!

  28. Tundra
    • Q Continuum

      I mean… she’s not wrong…

    • rhywun

      No idea what floats around in that chick’s head.

      • Tundra

        I’d like to hang out with her for a couple hours.

      • rhywun

        Me too and I only want to hear about Doom Generation.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m beginning to think it would be fun.

      • Chafed

        Neither does she.

    • MikeS

      I didn’t know until I looked at her Twitter page, but Oprah is her newest target.

      • MikeS

        I encourage everyone to check out her Twitter page and her murder hornet scare.

      • Suthenboy

        Hmmm. Says largest species of wasp…not true.
        These are fairly common here: https://www.si.edu/spotlight/buginfo/cicada-killer-wasps

        Fortunately they are non-aggressive. They are also very powerful flyers and a joy to watch. Their sting is incredibly painful but it is nearly impossible to get them to sting. If you see one, leave it alone. You dont bother it, it won’t bother you.

      • MikeS

        Yeah. That one made me chuckle.

      • Chafed

        ?

      • rhywun

        LOL

  29. Q Continuum

    Mrs. Q feels bad because she unintentionally got someone fired this week. We are replacing carpet in the basement; she stayed home while I was at work. One of the guys, likely an illegal from her account of his barely intelligible English, started making lewd comments to her and then insisted she give him money to pay for his lunch. She called the company and the guy got fired on the spot. Now she feels guilty about it.

    Fuck that, I hope his slimy ass gets deported.

    • creech

      Unfortunately he knows where you live. I hope all the self-defense items were not lost in that boating accident.

      • Q Continuum

        That possibility was not lost on me.

    • Suthenboy

      Feels guilty for what? That guy sounds like prison material to me. Had she not called it isn’t unlikely that that situation may have escalated beyond lewd comments. I have seen those kinds of pieces of shit before.
      She did the right thing.

      • Q Continuum

        That’s what I’m saying too.

      • Suthenboy

        Well tell her this – creeps like that don’t just target her. They target every woman they run across. She has no idea what other woman she may have saved a lot of grief for by standing up for herself. She stood up for them as well. Guilty my ass. She should be proud.

      • DEG

        Yep.

        She did the right thing.

    • commodious spittoon

      I have to say, as someone on the receiving end of some very unwelcome, sexually charged remarks, I fully support your wife’s decision. People shouldn’t be able to get away with making sexually explicit comments like that. She didn’t look 17 and calling me a pedophile isn’t even the right term.

      • Suthenboy

        It isn’t really about sex. It is a kind of bullying.
        One thing you can bet your last dollar on…in the end bullies are cowards. They only prey on whomever they perceive as weak. Dont be weak.

    • Chafed

      Tell your wife your internet lawyer friend said she did the right thing.

  30. UnCivilServant

    Greetings from the road.

    Reached Knoxville. Should be going to sleep. Just wrapping up a few bookkeeping items, figured I’d say hi.

    • Plinker762

      Are you going to visit the sunsphere?

    • Suthenboy

      It makes me more than a little bit suspicious that the left is so hell-bent on having everyone take a vaccine that appears to not be very safe or effective. Maybe it is just my tin-foil ways but something is a bit off about the whole thing with me.

      • rhywun

        At this point it just looks like the Jets and the Sharks rumbling. The issue is beside the point.

      • Suthenboy

        Bingo.
        Most of those people are crazy and not like Steve Martin’s wild and crazy guy. They are violent nuts looking for any excuse.
        Word to the wise: stay away from ‘protests’. You cant stir shit without getting it on you.

      • I identify as a Giant Fire Turtle

        So nice to live in a small town, we don’t have any crap like that nor would we stand for it, it’s a simpler place here, I like it,

      • Q Continuum

        Step 1 to avoid trouble: don’t go looking for trouble.

        Further: I come off as glib (drink!), but I actually do hope they start turning downtown areas of these privileged White PNW towns into Black Hawk Down. Then the dipshit Commie locals might actually wanna do something about it. Or at least it’ll be entertaining.

      • Suthenboy

        Antifa has tried bringing their shit to working class towns and various ‘burbs’. It didn’t turn out well for them. I notice a distinct lack of that activity now. They are sticking to commie leaning large cities these days. As far as I am concerned they can have ’em.

  31. Suthenboy

    Ah. Good news. My hardback collection ‘The Law, The State and Other Political Writings’ came in today. I got it for my son and he is anxious to read some Bastiat. I am very pleased with that and cant wait to hear his take on it.
    I need to drive down to LSU and beat the crap out of his Econ professors.

  32. Brochettaward

    Slowly but surely The First is being revealed to me. Every second the anticipation builds and builds, bringing me closer to a euphoric release that will wash over the Glibertariat and later world like a tidal wave of dreams. I am the vessel.

    • MikeS

      I am the keymaster.

      • Brochettaward

        In The New World, keys will no longer be needed.

      • MikeS

        Well that’s fucking great. So what am I supposed to do to pay the rent?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Uncle Sugar?

      • Chafed

        The pole awaits.

      • MikeS
      • Chafed

        Whatever pole works for you.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I have a big bayou with your name on it, right behind ny house, plenty of hungry boars, come on up!

  33. PudPaisley

    Here’s a real nice Tom Petty cover I was listening to last night and tonight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td8To6gb3qA

    A nice little bonus is the fiddle player’s outfit. Oh, and the body inside the outfit. The fiddle playin’ is pretty sweet too.

    • DEG

      Yes.

    • MikeS

      Thanks for the link. Very nice cover.

      I’m on the fence with Blackberry Smoke. The radio songs of theirs that I know kinda flirt the line between Americana (good) and Nashville Pop (ver’bad).

      • PudPaisley

        I’ve seen them 3-4 times live and they put on a good, no nonsense show. They don’t really have any great songs, but they have a lot of good ones. I wasn’t real big on them at first, but they’ve grown on me over the years.

      • PudPaisley

        Maybe I can veer you off course with some La Crosse, WI country, courtesy of my friend Cheech (Gregg Hall). His real name is Greg with one G, but he’s always spelled it with 2 G’s because that’s how Gregg Allman spells his name. That’s his actual van in the video. I remember how happy he was when he showed it to me right after fixin’ it up.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxx4sXh5DmI

        This is a funny one:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNsXFQHbGFQ

      • MikeS

        Not bad. Not bad at all.

        1) The van was cool a hell.
        B) Is that an authentic Willie Nelson sig on that Texas flag?

      • MikeS

        Another good one. And the blonde is a hard would.

      • PudPaisley

        Where are you located, roughly, in NoDak? Every once in a great while he plays in Fargo and his live shows are great. Lots of rocked up outlaw country / blues / 70’s hippy jam type stuff. He also did a fantastic Merle tribute at the venue in the video. The venue in that video is one of my favorite places to see a live show, Leo and Leona’s out in the middle of nowhere up on top of a ridge. It’s an old roadhouse type place. When you walk in the back room it’s like stepping back in time to the 50’s.

        Here’s an example of the rocked up country I mentioned, courtesy of a Ray Wylie Hubbard cover I recorded.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSKgWIOUR2E

        And a Johnny Paycheck tune I recorded at the end of the night after a 3 Hanks tribute. Some of the 3 Hanks stuff is on my youtube page.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgVglmb4CdU

        I got lots of video from a Willie and Waylon tribute he does every year. I still need to go through it though and see how it turned out before deciding to edit and post it.

        The blonde is hot. Not sure about the Texas flag sig, but I’m guessing it’s Willie’s. He’s a pretty hard core country fan. He got to be an opener for Merle not long before he died and I know he was really psyched out for that.

      • MikeS

        I’m a little under 2 hours north of Fargo.

        Ray Willie is one of my favorites. That was a really good job on DPD. The paycheck tune, too. Fun cover.

        I’m hooked. If you think of it, let me know if he ever gets up my way.

      • PudPaisley

        I will. He’s easily in my top 5 favorite artists. I have lots of his stuff on my youtube page. He also does tons of great tribute shows with lots of musicians. He’s got a couple country albums, but I think his wheelhouse is jammy outlaw country / blues / rock. Americana I guess. I heard some of his master recordings for his new album and it’s really good. It’s back to his roots. He writes great lyrics, too. Here’s a greatest hits.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTDA7dhm9tE&list=OLAK5uy_kNUm8exDJaOzXRoaNXrIxVnqF-iCC-YJM

        And another really rocked up Ray song with friends for a mid winter jam session at the bar. This whole show rocks. Song list is in the description.

        https://youtu.be/ooDLmvzPDqg?t=5719

        I should go to bed now. I have a long day of work tomorrow trimming bush(es). Glad you like him.

      • MikeS

        Shoot. That was supposed to be a stand alone comment. Oh well.

        To go with the convo Hyperbole and I had last night regarding good truck driving songs, here’s another Chuck Meade cover.

      • PudPaisley

        That’s a good one.

        My Dad was a truck driver. He wasn’t into using the CB, but he can do great impressions of different types of people who use them.

    • Chafed

      That’s a beautiful cover.

    • Festus

      Sunday afternoon leather-clad chicks were always ok in my books. They’ve been wearing the same outfit since Thursday afternoon but you can bet your first born that they’re not wearing panties anymore.

      • Chafed

        I’m looking forward to your book. You have a million great stories.

      • Festus

        Everything happened so fast until things stopped happening should be the title. Brushing up against the edges of sub-cultures is enlightening.

  34. Chafed

    How do I set up the link in my name some of you have?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      My guess is that it involves transfer of Bengimans to TPTB.

      • Chafed

        I’m willing to negotiate.

      • MikeS

        (((you people)))

      • Chafed

        Lol.

    • MikeS

      Edit your profile and add a website?

      /wild guess

      • Chafed

        I tried editing my profile and adding a link to YouTube. You can probably guess the video. So far nothing. Though WordPress being WordPress, it might work tomorrow.

  35. Festus

    Hello Friends! My brain is cooked off but I don’t have to drive tomorrow so it’s a wash.

    • Chafed

      Is Judy letting you sleep in?

      • Festus

        Letting? The Queen Commands! We’ve a problematic set of stairs to be rid of before winter. I had the bright idea to wrap a tow-chain around it and put the truck into 4-low but noooo… “Wait until son-in-law (actual building contractor) comes over for a look!” Never get to have any fun anymore.

  36. MikeS

    I’m having one more beer. The question is, should I have another whiskey?

    • Festus

      Always end on even numbers. Or something.

      • MikeS

        I like that rule.

      • rhywun

        My 4th double vodka cocktail agrees.

      • Chafed

        And he’s still fingering. The man can hold his booze.

      • rhywun

        No, I stopped fingering hours ago. I don’t have quite the setup I need yet.

      • Festus

        Just get me wasted and I’m halfway there ’cause if my mind’s tore up, then my body don’t care!

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Was she buns-kneeling? Were you wheelin’ and dealin’?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        “buns-up kneeling”

        Way to screw up a dumb joke.

    • westernsloper

      Of course.

      • MikeS

        The thing I really like about this place is friends that only think of my well-being.

    • Chafed

      One bourbon, one scotch.

      • hayeksplosives

        Dammit, apparently I waited too late for zoom.

        Well, cheers, fellow west coaster 🙂

  37. wdalasio

    With regard to the flight attendant matter, I think part of it is COVID theater, but not all of it. The airlines have seemed to make ignoring the satisfaction of the customer something of an art form, even pre-pandemic. I mean, seriously, who looks at flying as anything more than a misery one has to endure to get where one has to go these days? In addition to COVID theater, there’s security theater, the airlines canceling flights mid-trip, wild delays, and a plethora of other indignities. And I’ve little doubt the feds writing the airlines massive checks to essentially do nothing has only worsened the incentives. At the same time, I’d be shocked if flight attendant staffing or training or experience hasn’t declined. And when that happens, the ability of the flight attendants to deal with a difficult customer with some finesse gives way to “SCREW YOU! RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAH!!!”, which, unsurprisingly only escalates situations.

    • rhywun

      Aside from the various theaters, this stuff was bound to happen when flying became affordable to the riff-raff. Treating everyone like cattle is part of keeping costs down.

  38. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Glibs.

    Not my normal time on a Sunday. But I’ve got more driving to do today.

    Plinker, I’m afraid I don’t understand your question. Knoxville is an overnight stop because it fell at the limits of yesterday’s sane driving time. I would have answered last night, but I went to bed more or less immediatly after updating you lot.

    I would have had an update ten minutes ago, but my laptop randomly decided to disconnect from the hotel network.

    Here’s a butterfly I photographed in my Dad’s garden since I don’t have any impressive scenic pictures yet.

    • Tres Cool

      I’m certainly no entomologist (dont even play one on TV), but that seems more like a moth than a butterfly.

      • The Hyperbole

        Its a Western Tiger Swallowtail butterfly, what it’s doing in New York I have no idea.

      • Tres Cool

        Visiting Niagara Falls ?

      • Not Adahn

        Butterflies aren’t terribly smart.

      • Tres Cool

        Close enough I suppose.

      • Sean

        Maryland, I believe.

    • Gender Traitor

      Lovely, no matter what kingdom/phylum/class/order/family/genus/species it is. (Ooh! Sciencey stuff I remember!) And pretty flowers, too.

      Be careful out there. Drive fast (to reduce your time at risk) and talk back to the cops.

  39. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! Had to cut short our visit to Fort Rowdy when it started raining yesterday afternoon, and the Dragons game got postponed. If it dries out enough today, I have to weed-whack the yard. That’s what’s suh/goody. You?

      • Tres Cool

        Jugsy is having 2 of her friends from Corn County up here today.

        #FatGirlParty!

      • Sean

        “Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. “

  40. Lackadaisical

    Getting rained out at camping, do here I am, going things chill for an hour like the forecast says so I can make some eggs. Tent is holding up surprisingly well.

  41. Not Adahn

    Consolidating the ammo scraps, the mags are starting today loaded with a mix of SIX different kinds of ammo!

    3 kinds of CCI Blazer (112, 124, and 147 grain)
    TSA 124gr
    some early 21st century Winchester WinClean 115gr that I bought off of the back of a truck
    Wolf Polyformance 115gr

    I haven’t had a malfunction in over 3000 rounds, I’m about due.

    • Sean

      112g ?
      Don’t think I’ve seen that before.

      • Not Adahn

        That’d be a typo for 115

      • Not Adahn

        This weekend the “serious” gun club isn’t doing anything (the organizers of USPSA and IDPA are taking a break/prepping for the 9/11 Charity shoot) so there were (as of Friday) 16 of them slumming it at KF&G today. We’ll see how things go.

      • Sean

        Good luck.

      • Not Adahn

        Thank’ee.

        I typically do better against them at a KF&G event that at a USPSA one, since they mostly shoot Carry Optics and those new-fangled technogadgetries aren’t allowed at KF&G. I shoot irons exclusively, except for bullseye.

    • Not Adahn

      That’s what he gets for being the Samoan face of White Supremacy.

    • Gender Traitor

      Dlaczego nie oba?

      • Sean

        You can never have too much kielbasa.