Thursday Morning Links

by | Sep 2, 2021 | Daily Links | 448 comments

America’s last hope

The US Open played on, kind of. They could get a little action inside as Ida came through town.  Tsitsipas skirted the rules once again on his way to a four-set win.  Sloane Stephens routed Coco Gauff. And that was pretty much it.  Across the pond, Portugal had a miracle comeback against the unlucky Irish.  France inexplicably drew Bosnia. And there wasn’t much else eventful in WC qualifiers.  Let’s see what happens today.  And that’s about it for sports, except for the fact that college football starts tonight for the Buckeyes.  Go sink their boat, guys!

My thoughts about all of you

Big birthdays today are baseball HOFer A.G. Spalding, semiconductor pioneer Andrew Grove, baseball commissioner Peter Ueberroth, basketball coach John Thompson, teacher and almost astronaut Christa McAuliffe, quarterback Terry Bradshaw, tennis bad boy Jimmy Conners, ELO’s Mike Kaminski, actor Keanu Reeves, pitcher Jeff Russell, one of my favorite heavyweight boxers Lennox Lewis, the lovely Salma Hayek, infielder Rich Aurelia, and comedian Katt Williams.

OK, on to…the links!

Let the calls for court packing commence! Because this will be the ruling that does it. Oh well, this will hopefully do some good before it gets unwound.

I like the confused old man in the back of this photo.

He deserves more than hate mail. Although I suspect a lot of people will embrace this.  Ratting out neighbors to the government is a German tradition.

What does their sexuality have to do with it? Also, what does their sexuality have to do with their complete misunderstanding of how eviction procedures work?  Also also, stop trying to divide us, NBC, you bunch of assholes.

Let me guess: it’s because of racism? Or perhaps its because the greedy-ass progressive inheritance tax policies that destroy family farms have made it impossible for families of any color to pass their land to their heirs.

You dumb bastard. LOL.

Maybe they didn’t want to come back home. Isn’t that the WH talking point now?  Well good luck selling it.

How nice of them. Any word on the slave labor they’re using in China and how long they’ll get to reenergize?

The only law she broke shouldn’t exist.

You gotta learn to spell. Especially on your interstate travel permit. Which I assume is unconstitutional but is also being applauded by a bunch of idiots.

Rent a U-Haul, you stupid bastard. Then drive the car and other stuff inside it.  Jesus, didn’t they watch a single heist movie in their lives?

Here’s some newer music for you. At least by my standards.  Enjoy it.

And get out there and enjoy the day, friends.  Football is back!

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448 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    The weapons are increasing.

    • invisible finger

      I used to work in a pharmacy. Lots of doctors can’t spell worth shit.

      • invisible finger

        A case of non-brooksing. Ugh

      • Mojeaux

        That’s Gilmore’ing.

    • waffles

      Right, I feel so seen. Thanks sloopy!

  2. Count Potato

    “The fate of the alligator is not known. ”

    In a way, we are all like George.

  3. Count Potato

    “Football is back!”

    I hope the crowds are back too. The fake crowd noise was annoying af.

    • sloopyinca

      Full capacity in the horseshoe. And I’ll be there next Saturday. And the Saturday after that. And the one after that. And then a few more times later this fall.

      • Tres Cool

        yo when you’re in da dirty (937) hmu
        I work 12-hours opposite, but Ill try to make something work.

        Sad I missed Neph, but I can drive 4 hours up there any day.

      • sloopyinca

        I’ll probably be there next Thursday night (probably Springboro area at Roosters). I’m driving up for the Oregon game but will most likely fly for the others.

        Don’t let me forget, as I’ll be scatterbrained all next week juggling work and the drive.

      • Nephilium

        You know… Cleveland Beer Week is coming up.

        And related to last night pondering, Better off Ted is available on Hulu.

      • Agent Cooper

        Hey – My wife works at OSU. We have ‘season’ tickets (well, just 3 games this year) so I’ll be there as well.

  4. Sean

    Germany, where tax evasion is considered a widely practiced “national sport”

    ?

    • Swiss Servator

      The Greeks and Italians laugh.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Also India…

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Do y’all know that in Italy, your property is taxed is partly based on how the outside looks?

        While living there, I found it amazing to see a dilapidated outside and beautiful inside.

      • Akira

        While living there, I found it amazing to see a dilapidated outside and beautiful inside.

        I had the quirky daydream the other day of having a dilapidated farmhouse (I love the look of them) that is actually well-maintained on the inside. I would carefully manicure the outside so that there is always just the right amount of vines crawling all over it, shutters about to fall off, etc.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Similar phenomenon in France, though I think it’s more because of the French nostalgia for the countryside and the old; all my rellies outside of bigger towns are in farmhouses of one description or another, and they all look ancient on the outside and like Architectural Digest on the inside. It is a bit jarring the first time you step across their thresholds.

      • Seguin

        It’s also locked in the minute you put a roof up. In areas being developed they’ll put up a roof first then build out the building later.

  5. waffles

    I do love the music video for today’s offering. The song is fine, but the music video is from a bygone era of music videos. And it does the Hugo thing better than the movie Hugo, which the academy jerked itself off over ad nauseum. Maybe it’s nostalgia, I remember seeing this music video come out on MTV. It was hype, as the kids say today.

  6. DOOMco

    Oh, now the right likes when Scotus doesn’t take up a case

    • waffles

      It’s all about TEAM.

    • Not Adahn

      Welcome back!

      • DOOMco

        I swear, I look down for what I think is a week and then it’s September.

    • blackjack

      I want them to take up a Vaccine mandate case, before I get fired. Seems like a pressing issue for many people lately.

      • DOOMco

        I hope so.

      • Nephilium

        It will be ruled that it’s completely acceptable as long as you can instead pay a tax.

      • Rat on a train

        It is fine as long as private businesses are doing the enforcing.

      • WTF

        Not if it’s because of pressure from the government.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        OMG. Democrats are Anti-Fascist. Their name says it all.

      • DOOMco

        They can’t lie!

      • Rat on a train

        Didn’t you hear? Fascism isn’t socialist. It is only socialism if the government takes ownership. Control through other means is not socialism!

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Facediapertax.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Roberts isn’t going to willingly take on the public health bureaucracy.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        At least vaxtax has a rhyme to it.

      • Festus

        Both of us are going to lose our jobs if the vaccine mandate happens. I try not to think about it. I don’t want to submit but with few real options we might have to. Makes me sick. 59 and 57 years old is kinda hard to start anew. I’ve been desperately poor. I don’t want to be part of the first wave that gets slaughtered before the Courts intervene. I’m just sickened by the whole spectacle of watching our society tear itself apart over basically nothing. The Vax folks want you to die.

      • Drake

        #metoo

        But I’ll accept the firing rather than submit to the new tyrants.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Sucks if that happens. I would make them fire me for that reason. Dont quit. You would let them off the hook. Remember it only took 70+ years for the US government to publicly apologize to Japanese-Americans for interning them.

        My advice is move to Georgia or somewhere else in the South. Employers are having trouble finding employees as our business climate is booming.

        Housing is getting more expensive by the day. Still lots of good areas left if you look.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        On the other side of the lining, the US economy will shit itself some day. Inflation, debt spending, over-regulation, and Commies trying to destroy us will take its toll on our economy.

        Once everyone else is in dire financial straits too, we can all go to the soup kitchens together.

      • Mojeaux

        Festus lives in Canuckistan.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Additionally, ammo and guns are readily available in the South. Even in this ammo shortage you would be amazed at the deals you can find.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Time to move to Alberta, Festus. And don’t forget to vote against The Hair That Walks Like A Man™ in our Federal election on the 20th — the dumb bastard is now saying that if he’s re-elected he’ll pass a Federal law banning any legal challenges to mandated vaccine orders.

        Because he admires China’s “basic dictatorship.”

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The SCOTUS doesnt timely take up publicly HOT cases that impact nearly American.

        ObamaCare, massive Democrat election fraud 2020, Kungflu tyranny….

    • Homple

      The right would have been happy when the Supreme Court didn’t take up a lot of cases. Wickard v. Filburn for one example.

  7. Not Adahn

    So Nike needs to get some PTO off of their books, huh?

  8. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    mornin’ beer buzz col’ kickin’ it

    • Festus

      #metoo! We are a skipping record at this point, Friend.

  9. Festus

    I’m more frightened of the boobs than the firearm.

    • Tonio

      As well you should be, but I think that photo was auto-distorted by WordPress.

      • Festus

        I grew up with those old late-fifties films. Or maybe in a past life my ship was torpedoed?

  10. Not Adahn

    Admittedly, I haven’t driven a lambo this millennium, but where TF would that Pelican case even fit? I don’t even think it would go in the passenger seat.

      • Count Potato

        Remember when Corvettes and Porsches had package racks?

      • Not Adahn

        My Z3 had a luggage rack available. It went on the trunk, and honestly looked pretty nice.

    • R C Dean

      Love the caption: The stolen Lambo was likely returned to its owner.

      But maybe not?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Something tells me they won’t be in a hurry to notify them. They might get to it a couple of years after after they’ve liquidated it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I had a Glock 17 stolen years ago as part of a break-in. Serial number was submitted to the police as part of the process.

        I talked to the detective about seven or eight years later as part of another theft case and wondered aloud about the gun. He looked it up and lo and behold, they had recovered it five years earlier. Nobody ever notified me and they disposed of it after it sat in their storage for a while.

      • DOOMco

        Protect and serve!

      • sloopyinca

        “Disposed of it”, lol. Sure they did.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m sure it’s in the private, unregistered collection of a cop somewhere.

      • db

        It’ll show up at a crime scene.

    • Not Adahn

      Real luxury space communism has never been tried!

    • Swiss Servator

      “Women hardest hit”

      • DOOMco

        Keynes mentioned in the first line had me on the floor

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When the fiat currencies ultimately implode, they’ll be talking about this one little minor thing Keynes didn’t get right, but the rest of his theory was great.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Capitalism ruined Keynesian economics.

        Capitalism ruins everything, honestly. It certainly ruins Communism.

    • Mojeaux

      “Excess leisure time” brings us things like BLM and Antifa.

    • Agent Cooper

      Wall-E is not a documentary.

  11. Surly Knott

    Wait, so now we’re executing people as part of the eviction process?

    [Eviction link originally had hilarious typo. -EF]

    • UnCivilServant

      Reduces rent recidivism.

    • Not Adahn

      STEVE SMITH HERE TO EVICT YOU… FROM CONTINENCE!

  12. Fourscore

    Back of the envelope math shows black farmers’ numbers dropping but the size of the farms growing larger. So same as white farmers. Could it be that agricultural efficiency has grown and we don’t need so many farmers?

    “How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen Paree?”

    /ex farm kid

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Or maybe it’s because the economics of small farms aren’t working anymore and the property taxes are killing them.

      • WTF

        Property and inheritance taxes. It gets to a point where they have to sell the property off just to pay the taxes.
        But we still pretend we live in a free country.

      • Nephilium

        But they can just by some of Berkshire Hathaway’s insurance to cover those inheritance taxes!

      • DrOtto

        They refer to inheritance tax in the article as “laws of inheritance”. They just can’t drag themselves to bad-mouth any form of taxation. Also, the USDA gets the lion’s share of the blame for discriminatory lending. So basically, it’s government all the way down getting in the way of success.

    • pistoffnick

      Farming is too much work for too little reward.

      /also ex farm kid

    • TARDis

      stop trying to divide us, NBC

      That ship sailed awhile ago. During the “Yes We Can” era, I believe. I’d say we are more divided than ever before. Now the state just needs to get our guns, and the full-on purging can begin.

      • TARDis

        Reverse-Brooksie #2.

      • Agent Cooper

        NBC News is worse than CNN #changemymind

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nice

    • Not Adahn

      Pate and Dent then allegedly drove Jaggers the unincorporated town of Pahrump,

      Look, it’s HE’s neighbors!

    • AlexinCT

      She “believed” he had hurt one of her kids? Believed? Yeah, sure…

    • DOOMco

      Are we Gary Plauche’ing on a hunch?

    • Tres Cool

      I want everyone in that story to get the death penalty.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      The suspects had reason to believe he molested one of their kids. Maybe the torture was to get him to admit he did it. The problem with torture is that people will admit to just about anything so you stop torturing them.

    • Agent Cooper

      If only he were Viggo Mortensen, he would still be alive and getting his revenge.

    • Not Adahn

      *wild muppet applause*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Please don’t trigger memories of that SF article from a couple of years ago.

    • TARDis

      LOL.

      Better call the GA EPD, the run off is probably polluting the Hooch.

    • Tres Cool

      The day I akshually take time to worry about Cardi B’s house flooding….hopefully someone will find me swinging from a rafter in the garage. By the neck.

  13. PieInTheSky

    Today in weird happening I get a google maps notification that someone shared their location with me. I aint expecting this and the name does not immediately ring a bell. I click and it takes me briefly to someplace in the US of America and then stops. I assume it was a mistake. I remember the name as the guy who made my kitchen furniture which married an Americaneze chick and moved to America (which sucks because if I need replacements for my furniture I need to go to a different company as his closed)

    Apparently he is somewhere near Eastern Allamakee Highschool which is near someplace called Prairie du Chien which is a silly name for an US town.

    • PieInTheSky

      Goddamn Americans stealing our furniture makers

    • Not Adahn

      Eastern Allamakee Highschool

      Isn’t that were Animal went to high school?

      • PieInTheSky

        I know about Allamakee county but not sure how many highschools are there

      • Fourscore

        Prairie du Chien is Wisconsin, but good furniture makers are always in demand everywhere

    • Desk Jockey

      In an attempt to not dox myself, I live within 15 minutes of there

      • PieInTheSky

        sorry to hear that. can you not move someplace better?

      • Sean

        ??

    • pistoffnick

      Prairie of the Dog, Wisconsin is a nice town!

      Do ya like dags?

  14. DOOMco

    I haven’t been on too much here, but I’m usually around in the discord.
    At the risk of doxxing myself, I’ll ask people here for a hand. Ladydooms teeth really took a hit during pregnancy, and we’re now chasing some of those bills.
    And then her car died. So now I have an extra car payment that just muddied some plans.

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-laine-keep-
    her-teeth
    I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t think I needed to.

    • Nephilium

      DOOMco:

      Corrected the link for you.

      • DOOMco

        Thank you.
        I blame Biden.

    • sloopyinca

      Says campaign not found.

      • sloopyinca

        Nvm don’t. I found it. I hope.

      • DOOMco

        Nephilium got it right for me.

      • Fourscore

        Pretty lady needs healthy, pretty teeth

    • DOOMco

      Update: ladydoom sees you.

      “Thank you. This is what community is all about.”

      I’m moved. It really means a world to me.

    • Tres Cool

      If pregnancy ruined her teeth, you knocked her up the wrong way.
      Then again, if you’d done that, she wouldnt have gotten in that situation.

      • DOOMco

        Wait, have I been doing it wrong?

      • Tres Cool

        Brah, you missed the previous comment on “Up The Pooper Cooper”.
        Id explain it, but our Family Friendly® rating and simple decorum prevents my instruction.

      • DOOMco

        I’ll do a Google search.

    • DOOMco

      “Can you tell them all that I’m very grateful for all of them reaching out to help us- people who they haven’t even met face to face. That I went from a huge panic spiral to a sense of relief, and that I’m able to actually go to the playground with our daughter rather than budget and plan and sell everything left.”

      • DEG

        This is excellent news.

  15. rhywun

    Tsitsipas skirted the rules once again on his way to a four-set win.

    Maybe he just needs to take a wicked dump every hour or so.

    Loved McInroe riffing on it. And the booing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It can be invigorating.

  16. rhywun

    He deserves more than hate mail. Although I suspect a lot of people will embrace this.  Ratting out neighbors to the government is a German tradition.

    Instead he gets to play the race card so nothing else happens.

  17. rhywun

    Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer renters who are behind on rent are slightly more likely than non-LGBTQ renters who are behind on payments to fear eviction within the next two months, at 47 percent and 46 percent, respectively.

    OFFS!

    What a ridiculous article.

    • Nephilium

      What? You mean a difference that’s probably well within the margin of error isn’t blatant proof of homo/trans/queerphobia?

      • AlexinCT

        Appeals to emotion is a powerful tool in the quiver of arrows used by people with really evil agendas they need to hide behind “wanting to do good”. Social Justice is nothing more than appeals to emotion targeting the people’s usual envy/jealousy of others by presenting something in an as negative as possible way (often with zero relation to reality).

    • WTF

      Hey, here’s a novel idea – pay your fucking rent.

      • DOOMco

        Look, you have to wear a mask everywhere because the social contract says so.
        I also don’t have to pay rent because reasons.

      • Festus

        Get up. Go to work. Earn some cash and then have your fun. It’s a simple plan. Most of us figured it out with our first lawn-mowing job.

      • rhywun

        But that’s too hard because of all the oppression and hate.

      • Festus

        Some clients didn’t oppress the lawn service guy. “Wanna come in for an iced tea? Well, thanks Ma’am!” Others would just invite me in to smoke weed and watch Letterman that they recorded the night before. It didn’t pay all that well but it was probably the best job ever! Strata Council, Confidential!

      • DOOMco

        Grounds at a not fancy golf course was just the warm version of being a liftie in the winter.
        People just give you weed.

      • Festus

        And sex! (it was the early 80’s)

      • DOOMco

        I was born too late.

      • Jerms

        I used to deliver groceries in Brooklyn as a kid. Some fat old guy used to request me and only me for deliveries. I still remember his bad hair piece and sunglasses. He would invite me in and offer me a joint. I remember he had posters of Rock singers (i forget which ones) without their shirts on all over and he would ask me if i liked his posters. I told the Jewish old lady who managed the store and she thought it was the funniest thing ever. “Jeremy! Your boyfriend needs a delivery today. Dont drop the change.”

      • Festus

        Some invitations were accepted, others not.

      • Ozymandias

        That is awesome.

      • rhywun

        LOL

    • Drake

      slightly more likely… to fear

      Is there a fear scale I’m not aware of?

      • Festus

        The clawing your own eye’s out hasn’t been reached quite yet. Give it time.

  18. UnCivilServant

    What is worse, brand new shoes that haven’t been broken in, or shoes that have been almost worn out?

    • AlexinCT

      Yes…

      • Festus

        Why not both? I go through them every three months. The comfy ones lose grip and it takes a few days to wear in the new ones. I’m on the cusp right now and my dogs are barking!

      • Fourscore

        I’ll take “What are new shoes?” Alex, for a $100

    • DOOMco

      Worse feeling? New.
      Worse if you step in a puddle? Old

      • Festus

        Doom!

      • DOOMco

        I’m back, baby!

      • UnCivilServant

        I don”t believe you.

        Where’s the jeep?

      • DOOMco

        dad’s garage. I have the top of the engine apart now, and I’m putting seat heaters I got last Christmas in the seats.

      • Tundra

        DOOM!

        How’s little Doomette?

        And momma?

        And Bridger?

      • DOOMco

        She’s great!
        We’re up to two/ maybe a three word sentence.
        “Dada up” was the first one.
        Vocab is expanding now so that’s nice.

        Lady is good, other than her teeth.
        And the LC has been sitting. I’m hoping to get it together Enough to bring to the warehouse at work so I can get more time on it. Not easy when it lives at my parents.

    • UnCivilServant

      Worse as in worse for your feet if walking more than a mile at a time.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Haven’t been broken in. Since my daily footwear is boots.

    • PieInTheSky

      I though modern shoes do not need to be broken in

      • UnCivilServant

        Only if you have ISO standard feet.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t even attempt to wear metric-sized shoes on American feet.

  19. Festus

    I’ve been having a hard time posting comments for the last two days. Cleared my cache and still no go sometimes. It’s probably just my aged lap-top.

  20. Festus

    Those people laughing at the suffering of the gator should be prodded into the shallows at spear-point. Cruel fucks.

    • DOOMco

      I wouldn’t cry.

    • Tres Cool

      Now do bull fighting.

      • Festus

        Don’t get me or Tulip started…

    • The Sleeper

      I recall a story a few years back about a three year old, who was chomped on by a gator and dragged into the water, right in front of his parents who could do nothing except scream as their kid was drowned and eaten. Oh, and this happened at Disneyworld.

      The only good gator is a pair of boots. Fuck gators.

      • Festus

        It’s not about the reptile. Laughing at anything suffering should earn the old shun-shoulder. Oh, Fuck off Tulpa!

  21. Evan from Evansville

    Thank you for your kind words. Things are better than they have been in two years, though I am still frequently stupid. Haven’t had a seizure in god-knows-how-long; am not inundated with hallucinations anymore; and am on my own making money doing my thing.

    I’m only sad that others remember the truly bad parts, whereas they’ve been deleted from me. I rather enjoy some of the bizarre, former realities. Especially my family as actors. I actually think that’s funny and have worked out the routine that I’ve used frequently at get-togethers. It’s like a Seinfeld scene. Just play it up.

    Seriously, thank you all. I’m kickin’ it and in 11 days it will be the 2nd anniversary of The Incident. I’m proud and happy of my (sometimes flawed) recovery. Life ain’t gonna stop throwing you shit. Do your best to rise above it. Keep on truckin’. It ain’t always a blast, but cessation is a far worse outcome.

    • DOOMco

      Keep it goin man.

    • Nephilium

      Glad to see you’re getting better Evan.

    • Tres Cool

      “It’s like a Seinfeld scene. Just play it up.”

      Jerry, these are load-bearing walls !

      Nice recovery from a nearly life-ending event, Evan. Appreciate each day the sun comes up- you possess a worldview that exceeds most people your age, ‘specially in the more civilized parts of the planet.
      And always, kill Hitler.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Hey Evan, missed the post last night to comment directly in. Great, post. Good to see you keeping on keeping on and improving.

  22. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Corgan is a weird dude, but he sure has made a lot of good music. Siamese Dream is a masterpiece.

    Go sink their boat, guys!

    History suggests that the boat is already listing at the dock. But miracles can happen!

    • sloopyinca

      The only miracle is Kevin Warren still being employed when he’s the dumbest fuck in the world.

    • Festus

      Seconded on Siamese Dream! That’s a great album.

      • rhywun

        Yep.

      • Festus

        I don’t think that there is a single plop on that entire record.

    • Agent Cooper

      I also like the stuff on Melon Collie and Adore.

    • PieInTheSky

      gay

  23. robc

    For a change, sloopy picked up the 19th century baseball HoFer, probably because he is known for other things. In case you didn’t know it, Fruit of the Loom owns Spalding, which means Berkshire Hathaway owns Spalding.

    [insert 30 rock corporate ownership chart here]

    He did miss pre-war player Monte Pearson, who outranks Rich Aurilia.

    After Spalding, its a meh day.

  24. Count Potato

    “Podcast host Joe Rogan says he has Covid-19 and used ivermectin, a drug typically used on livestock that health experts have urged the public to avoid.”

    https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1433361819079434242

    CNN ran a bunch of similar bullshit stories “horse dewormer” with no mention that ivermectin is FDA approved and widely used to treat humans around the world.

      • DOOMco

        Ooooo

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Also *cough*

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I would like to see them start running stories about people using ‘fruit fungus’ to treat bacterial infections.

      • DOOMco

        You really going to use old cantaloupes for your infection??

      • Tres Cool

        No, Elton John.

        …think about it

      • Akira

        And they use urine from pregnant mares to treat menopause symptoms!

    • Tundra

      Billions of doses delivered around the world. Even to children. It has amazing anti-parasitic and antiviral properties. The dude who discovered it got a fucking Nobel Prize.

      If there is such a thing as a miracle drug, this is it.

      However, it’s off patent and easy to manufacture.

      TMITE and the Medical Industrial Complex hate you and want you to die.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The refusal to treat early is evil.

      • Count Potato

        Most GP’s are telling patients to take Tylenol for fever (which isn’t even a good antipyretic) and that’s it.

      • EvilSheldon

        They don’t want you to die, dead people don’t buy drugs. They want you to live a long, unhealthy, drug-dependant miserable existence.

        Aside, it’s really past time for me to get back into the lifting routine…

      • Tundra

        Disagree.

        They absolutely want those of us who won’t be scared into taking all their fucking drugs to die. The ghouls are actively cheering when someone unvaxxed or whatever dies so they can dunk on them and scare the rest.

        Evil.

      • TARDis

        You’re both correct. The disobedient must be killed off. The obedient can stay on the evil money program. There’s a reason the Food & Drug Admins are one unit.

      • Tundra

        And yes. Move a lot, lift heavy shit, eat good food and get yourself out in the sunshine.

      • Fourscore

        And avoid little kids, sleep well (as you can) and wash your hands.

        /experienced non-doctor

      • Fourscore

        Oh, and don’t fall down*

        *Very important

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I haven’t seen much about this but I am very curious…

        is ivermectin a good replacement for every useless cold medicine?

      • UnCivilServant

        It might be overkill for most colds.

    • Tres Cool

      Oh, it was front & center on Drudge, with no mention of clinical applications (FDA approved) and use on humans.

    • rhywun

      I’ve seen several of these on Rogan already.

      TMITE are high-fiving each other right now.

      Here is a typical example full of misleading slander from the woke brigade that have taken over the NY Post “news” page.

      • Nephilium

        And when he (overwhelmingly likely) survives, nothing at all will be mentioned.

    • Drake

      The Z-pak and monoclonal antibodies probably had more to do with his speedy recovery.

      The real controversy here is that covid is almost always very easy to treat in the early stages – and every effective treatment has been blocked and / or banned by the authorities. The NIH recommended treatment for covid in the early stages is… nothing. Just wait around until you get better or end up in the hospital in dire straits. The HCl / Zinc / Z-Pak cocktail is very effective at keeping people out of the hospital – so it was suppressed by the states and mocked in the media.

      Unless you are a rich celebrity with access to sports doctors will to prescribe the right drugs, you get no treatment until you are literally dying.

      • Drake

        The FDA is talking even talking about banning NAC supplements – because they can help prevent or lessen the severity of covid and a bunch of other conditions.

      • Count Potato

        OFFS!

      • kinnath

        Over the counter Quinine and Zinc supplements seem to be effective in half a dozen cases that I know of.

    • Ozymandias

      Someone had an amazing graph on Twitter of the Covid death rates for African countries that had been using Ivermectin to treat some other disease (it’s on-label use, I believe) vs. the African countries that hadn’t.
      It was stunning. Basically – those that didn’t had that normal Covid double spike graph – and those that had been using it basically had a flat/noise line along the bottom. Correlation may not equal causation, but holy shit – get Ivermectin.

      • DOOMco

        I’ll look, I saw that one the other day

      • Akira

        It was stunning. Basically – those that didn’t had that normal Covid double spike graph – and those that had been using it basically had a flat/noise line along the bottom.

        If Ivermectin were correlated with a 0.00001% decrease in the COVID death rate, it would still be demonstrably more effective than masks and lockdowns.

      • Drake

        I like this one.

      • waffles

        The dunking on Ivermectin as deadly horse dewormer is stupid. Of course people are overdosing because people are dumb. But defining your point by the dumbest people on the other side is disingenuous as fuck.

      • R C Dean

        Its like anything on the gray market. If Pharma’s subsidiaries the FDA and the AMA weren’t blocking it, then it could be prescribed at the proper dosage, and pharmacies could provide it at the proper dosage.

      • Pine_Tree

        Any of y’all have a good “how to” and “when to” guide on using Ivermectin for this?

      • Surly Knott

        This seems to be a good resource.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      hos mad that healthy 54 year old didn’t die from covid.

    • B.P.

      I was on a text thread with some folks who were carrying on about what an idiot Rogan is for using ivermectin. Why should someone care what someone else is ingesting to attempt to head off a pathogen? Wait, I know: Cast out the heretic.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Ivermectin is listed by the WHO as an essential drug.

      It is mainly used against parasites but its antiviral positives might come from attacking the mosquitos as they suck your blood.

      The media are liars, so if they dismiss something, there is something they are hiding.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What does going off the gold standard have to do with white babies?

    • WTF

      Overturning Roe v. Wade doesn’t make abortion illegal, it just means people in the various states get to vote on it and decide for themselves.

      • Festus

        Technically, the voters in the State decide. No individual decides anything. Don’t we hate this shit?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Don’t we hate this shit?

        Not when it comes to murdering people

        /minarchist

  25. Loveconstitution1789

    “You gotta learn to spell. Especially on your interstate travel permit. Which I assume is unconstitutional but is also being applauded by a bunch of idiots.”

    Of course its unconstitutional.

    Article IV, Section 2.
    The citizens of each state shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in the several states.

    Article I, Section 10.
    No state shall enter into any treaty, alliance, or confederation; grant letters of marque and reprisal; coin money; emit bills of credit; make anything but gold and silver coin a tender in payment of debts; pass any bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law impairing the obligation of contracts, or grant any title of nobility.

    BTW: The Constitutional clause that prohibits states from passing any Bills of Attainder is how the Founders sought to prevent tyranny from stupid shit like vaccine restrictions. states are making not getting a vaccine a crime by preventing movement among the states and forcing their employers to fire them.

    Crimes that are Constitutional apply to everyone and dont change based on the winds of politics or junk science.

  26. EvilSheldon

    Hey VA Glibs! I’m gonna be shooting the USPSA match at Fredericksburg this coming Sunday (9/5). Would any one be interested in a late lunch/beer at Gourmeltz afterwards?

    • PieInTheSky

      I’m gonna be shooting the USPSA match – shooting is easy but will you be hitting the targets?

      • EvilSheldon

        I will. Really fast, too!

      • db

        Shoot Alphas, really fast.

      • Not Adahn

        “No Mikes, just happy little alphas”

  27. Rebel Scum

    “Presented with an application to enjoin a flagrantly unconstitutional law engineered to prohibit women from exercising their constitutional rights and evade judicial scrutiny, a majority of Justices have opted to bury their heads in the sand,” Sotomayor wrote.

    “No federal appellate court has upheld such a comprehensive prohibition on abortions before viability under current law,” she wrote. “Taken together, the Act is a breathtaking act of defiance — of the Constitution, of this Court’s precedents, and of the rights of women seeking abortions throughout Texas.”

    Now do every single firearm law contrasted with 2A and court precedent.

    • WTF

      “Emanations and penumbras” are more sacrosanct than actual enumerated rights.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      exercising their constitutional rights

      Fuck off, mass murderer!

  28. Rebel Scum

    LGBTQ people of color and youth are especially at risk for eviction, which advocates say could affect their ability to find housing for years to come.

    *rolls eyes*

    • Festus

      I’m a business owner and I would rather not hire a pink-haired harpy for my customer service desk. That makes me the “bad guy”. Sure.

  29. The Other Kevin

    When that song came out I had graduated from normal college and I was taking art classes in Chicago at night. I remember listening to it as I drove up there. Good memories.

    • Mojeaux

      My “drawing 1” class is not “Hey, it’s day 1! Here’s how you draw a circle, and this is how you shade things and how to look at light”. It’s “Hey, it’s day 1! Here’s a difficult still life, then we’re going to draw that still life falling off the table, and then draw it in a heap on the floor. And for extra good measure, we’re going to do some shading on a very difficult-to-draw sculpture.”

      There seems to be no beginning drawing. It’s picking up where I left off in high school … 36 years ago.

      I can bite off more than I can chew on YouTube. I wanted some remedial training. I’m a little peeved.

      • UnCivilServant

        🙁

        Though I suspect no art teacher wants to teach remedial art.

      • Mojeaux

        Maybe so. I’m going to stick this out this semester because I actually CAN do the work, but I can do a while lot of tutorials on YouTube, too.

      • R C Dean

        I’m going to stick this out this semester because I actually CAN do the work

        While revisitng the basics always has value, if you can stretch to do the work, that sounds like a good class for you.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks, RC. That was a perspective I needed to hear to put my mind right.

        My OCD wants to start everything anew if I haven’t done something for a while.

      • The Other Kevin

        Some do. I used to teach beginning drawing at a community art center. I took it as a personal challenge to find a way to teach someone with 0 skills how to draw. To me art isn’t just belching your feelings onto a canvas. I like the idea of craftsmanship and technique, and I see a lot of science in the process.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m really sorry to hear that. I have had some classes where they just throw you in the deep end. But I have also had some where they explain the step by step sequence you use to draw. The best drawing class I had was at an atelier in Chicago. This is the technique they taught: https://www.sightsize.com/

        I may have some time in the next week or two for an online class. I’d be happy to talk about drawing instead of painting if you’d like. I really hate to see someone who genuinely wants to improve but doesn’t have the right resources.

    • Festus

      I was killing it when Siamese Dream was released. “Top of the World, Ma!” We all know how that movie turned out.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Black U.S. farmers’ struggle to get debt relief

    Aren’t all farmers?

    extends painful history soiled by racism

    I thought being required to farm back in the day was the problem…

    • Drake

      The soil is racist?

    • Festus

      Cotton be White!

  31. Rebel Scum

    Any word on the slave labor they’re using in China and how long they’ll get to reenergize?

    Next you’ll expect nike to recognize the existence and sovereignty of Taiwan.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Tourist’s allegedly fake COVID-19 card with ‘Maderna’ vaccine gets her arrested in Honolulu airport

    Fake vaccine, fake vax card. What’s the problem?

    • DOOMco

      If she wears a fake mask it’ll protect everyone else.

    • Ozymandias

      Fake pandemic, too.
      It all works.

    • Agent Cooper

      Nurses fill out the cards. Mine says Pfizer but the handwriting is not easy to read.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Youre in the system and thats how they know.

  33. DEG

    In an unsigned opinion, the majority wrote that while the clinics had raised “serious questions regarding the constitutionality of the Texas law,” they had not met a burden that would allow the court to block it at this time due to “complex” and “novel” procedural questions.

    Huh. I figured they would have blocked it.

    A German regional official’s plan to let authorities receive anonymous online tip-offs about potential tax evaders has prompted a flood of hate mail, with some accusing him of reviving habits from Germany’s totalitarian past.

    Danyal Bayaz, the finance minister in southwestern Baden-Wuerttemberg state, on Thursday retweeted some of the messages sent to him on social media that included racist references to his Turkish family roots.

    Yes to hate mail, not to racist digs on him.

    Last week, Matt Marrazzo, a senior manager at Nike, posted on Linkedin that employees at the sportswear company’s corporate offices in Oregon would have the week off from work.

    “Take the time to unwind, destress and spend time with your loved ones. Do not work,” the post reads. “This past year has been rough – we’re all human! and living through a traumatic event! – but I’m hopeful that the empathy and grace we continue to show our teammates will have a positive impact on the culture of work moving forward.”

    Nike already offers employees flexible schedule “Summer Hours.” Nike managers say the new move prioritizes the mental health of the company’s staff and leads to increased productivity at work.

    I wonder what the real reason is for the time off.

    Whichever is correct, the Texas Department of Public Safety gets to sort it all out. At the request of DPS, Harris County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled over the driver of a Lamborghini Huracán recently and found a plethora of illicit contraband inside the small supercar, according to HCSO Deputy Thomas Gilliland.

    Which Glib is missing?

    • DOOMco

      I’m just here for an alibi

  34. Rebel Scum

    D5 CRU and @TxDPSSoutheast conducted a traffic stop and it’s believed the Lamborghini was stolen. The vehicle was seized and the investigation led to the seizure of over 100 Lbs of marijuana, meth, cocaine, guns and $230,737 in cash! 2 in custody. @HCSO_D5Patrol @HCSOTexas

    No way all that fit in a Lambo.

    • EvilSheldon

      Probably not, but it’d be fun to try…

  35. Pope Jimbo

    The Other Kevin are you in this movie?

    Snyder and a production crew of 10 gathered hundreds of hours of footage in Pyeongchang. After returning home, he and Weggemann pitched a sled hockey documentary to an NBC executive, who asked if they could pull it together for the Stanley Cup playoffs six weeks away. They said yes, though neither was sure they could. Synder and his crew scrambled, flying around the country to do additional interviews.

    “We didn’t sleep for six weeks,” Weggemann said.

    The end of the film includes an observation from goalie Steve Cash that crystalized TFA’s approach: “What we want to do as athletes is use the Paralympics as a platform to show off our abilities rather than our disabilities.”

    • The Other Kevin

      That link isn’t working for me. I haven’t heard of it, and I wasn’t interviewed, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t appear in some game footage. Do you have a different link? I’d love to see it.

      • The Other Kevin

        I have seen that. Well worth a watch. It was fun for me because that year 5 of those guys played with me in Chicago (Roybal, McKee, Lee, Dodson, Misciewicz). And I’ve either practiced with or played against almost all the other players.

        I can’t remember if I’m in it. If so I would have been “anonymous skater” in the background during practice or a league game.

        I don’t think it’s the same company, but before COVID hit someone was looking for extras for a film about the 2002 Paralympic sled team in Salt Lake City, who won the first gold for USA. I hope they make that because I know a few of those guys too.

  36. Jerms

    So Biden asking Ghani to lie about the Taliban and how strong they were is not going to get any traction either? I mean its on tape. WTF?

    • DOOMco

      Clown world

  37. Aloysious

    Thanks for that pic of the lady and her guns, sloop.

    It got a rise out of me. ?

    • creech

      A couple of 45s, right?

  38. Rebel Scum

    Poor, colored women hardest hit.

    “Today, a new law takes effect in Texas that directly violates the precedent established in the landmark case of Roe v. Wade. This all-out assault on reproductive health effectively bans abortion for the nearly 7 million Texans of reproductive age,” Harris said in a statement.

    “Patients in Texas will now be forced to travel out-of-state or carry their pregnancy to term against their will. This law will dramatically reduce access to reproductive care for women in Texas, particularly for women with low incomes and women of color,” Harris, who reigned as one of the most left-wing Democrats during her time in the U.S. Senate, continued.

    No mention pf the unborn poc’s.

    • Tundra

      I’m confused. You still have six weeks to execute the procedure, correct?

      • DOOMco

        Why do you hate procrastinators

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll tell you tomorrow.

      • Rebel Scum

        I haven’t decided.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Because they do it for money not the love of delaying things.

        I vastly prefer the amateurcrastinators.

    • Agent Cooper

      Now do the 2nd amendment!

  39. Mojeaux

    My friend is still on the vent, approaching day 14, but she is getting better, so they are going to do a tracheotomy, take her off the vent, and put her in long-term care.

    • UnCivilServant

      Improvement is still good.

    • DOOMco

      Prayers heading out!

    • DEG

      It’s good that she’s improving.

    • Sean

      It’s heartbreaking to know that they could have been treating her with therapeutics which might have prevented this.

      Or at least shortened her suffering.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Heading in the right direction, glad to hear it. When will you be able to see her?

      • Mojeaux

        Once she’s in long-term care.

  40. Rebel Scum

    Like Ireland, Scotland seems rather intent on being enslaved.

    The certification scheme will only be introduced later this month once all adults have had the opportunity to receive both doses of the vaccine. Children and adults that are ineligible for vaccination will be exempt.

    From Friday, people will be able to download a PDF copy of their vaccination certificate, with a personalised QR code, to print off instantly or store on their mobile phone. …

    “We believe that a limited use of vaccine certification in certain higher risk settings, could help us to keep businesses open and prevent any further restrictions as we head into autumn and winter.

    “They will be for use in very limited settings and never for public services such as transport, hospitals and education. This is a significant step forward and not a decision we have taken lightly but it is in line with certification in other European countries.

    “The original protective measures such as wearing a face covering, physical distancing, hand washing and isolating when necessary are still key to reducing prevalence of the virus but getting vaccinated remains the single most important step that any of us can take to keep ourselves and others safe.

    “Ensuring that as many people as possible get vaccinated remains a key priority and the Scottish Government will continue to do everything we can to improve on the already high up take of the vaccine.”

    Sure…

    • Rebel Scum

      Dangit.

    • TARDis

      “And the pawl on the ratchet goes click click click, click click click. All though the town.”

      Sing it with me now.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Scots are a broken people.

      A very large portion of them have been agitating for communism for a while now.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Longshanks bred the resistance right out of them.

  41. Nephilium

    Well… further cementing my guess that this Viva will be smaller then the others I’ve been to. Those who were booked at the backup hotel (the Gold Coast) just got notifications that their reservations were moved over to the primary hotel (the Orleans) as there will not be a special Viva shuttle running non-stop this year. The fact the Orleans has the rooms (rooms in previous years sold out the year before) is somewhat telling.

    Also received confirmation that Charles Phoenix will not be there for this Viva, but is planning on returning in fabulous form for the next one in Spring.

    Still going, and still planning on having a good time.

  42. Tundra

    This Malice quote becomes more relevant every day:

    “I don’t want to change your mind or argue with you, but I don’t want to share a country with you either.”

    How does the divorce happen, do you think?

    • DOOMco

      Hopefully, peacefully.
      The schools are a good opening right now. The feds are saying states can’t say “no mandates”.
      Let’s get some more serious standoffs than pot.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I want the divorce to be amicable and a result of migration and the legislative process.

      I fear that economic cataclysm or accelerating authoritarianism will cause it to happen quickly and with bloodshed.

      • DOOMco

        A fast break with the legislative body working out the dumb “who pays for ft sumpter” after.
        Then a migratory period.

        I’d also love to have counties or towns vote to join neighboring states pre/during the break

      • db

        There’s a ton of things that would have to be worked out. The complete list would be astoundingly large–it would be an incredibly massive situation to handle. Just to take one thing I’m familiar with, what would be done with the National Airspace System? Most people don’t think about it, but the navigational systems, charts, and procedures for all air travel in the US is handled by a single Federal agency at this point. Splitting it up, while not strictly impossible, would take a lot of resources.

        For instance:
        Who would pay for maintenance, upkeep, and improvement of the Global Positioning System, ground based systems like WAAS, VORs, and other navigational aids? What about charting and upkeep of instrument procedures? What about air traffic control, radar systems, and weather radars?

        For another example, what would happen to NOAA, the National Weather Service, and all the satellite and ground based systems they maintain and operate?

        All of these things can, of course, be funded and operated by private concerns, but I’d be willing to bet that after a hypothetical split, you’re not going to have one side be Libertopia.

        If a split has to happen, it had better be peaceful and without acrimony because as much as we like to criticize the Federal Government for its overreach, there are a lot of essential services it provides. Again, these services could certainly be provided by private entities, but the division and funding would not be easy. It would be easier if the two parties could agree on what is “essential” and how to maintain it.

        This is the fundamental problem with our Federal system now: it has become more and more centralized, until it now represents a nearly untangle-able knot.

      • db

        And, even multi-use things like the GPS system are run by other agencies that would also need to be divided.

      • waffles

        How did Alexander deal with the Gordian Knot? Exactly.

      • db

        I get it, but cutting that knot will cause a lot of shit to fall to the ground, metaphorically. Picking up the pieces will be an incredible task. That’s why it’s important to recognize whether a separation is necessary, and make the responsible adult decision to do it peacefully and orderly, over time, rather than to force a catastrophe.

      • waffles

        It will be nearly impossible to have such a process not ultimately be damaged by bad actors. Kind of like the reconstruction period is probably the best we could hope for.

      • DOOMco

        Yeah, look how long it took Brexit to happen. And that was just from the eu.

      • db

        But the entrenched interests that benefit from the current situation and/or those who want to mandate strict control across the country regardless of regional preferences will use/are using the fear of catastrophe to prevent rational discussion of how to solve these problems.

        IMO, the best way is to devolve power to the states in a renewed federation. If people want to live in a California-style socialist democracy, so be it. But if people in rural/suburban Pennsylvania don’t, they should be free to choose that as well.

        The benefits of the US as a geographical and economic contiguous entity are self evident. The failures of our political system risk all of that unnecessarily.

      • DOOMco

        Therea tons to work out. I suppose when someone leaves they leave though. The “old US” would hold that stuff for the most part.
        Yeah there’s not a split that suddenly has libertarians running the show.
        But I think there are chances to start over. The minarchy chia pet.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When the dollar fails, all will become clear.

        That is the glue that holds the system together.

      • db

        As an international reserve currency, it can be manipulated and inflated to fund all manner of things we can’t afford, at the expense of savers and investors. If the rest of the world gets fed up, or if another country like China were to make a successful play to supplant the US dollar as the main reserve currency, it would all come crashing down, yes.

        I feel like the rest of the world has just as much to lose by the US dollar collapsing, so it won’t happen before, e.g., China draws a supermajority of major economies into an alternate reserve currency to soften the effects of a collapsing dollar.

      • pistoffnick

        The FAA should be privatized and paid for by the people who use it.

      • db

        All of these things can, of course, be funded and operated by private concerns, but I’d be willing to bet that after a hypothetical split, you’re not going to have one side be Libertopia.

      • l0b0t

        Jiminy Cricket, DB; you really are my brother from another mother. First you link to my favorite album from one of my favorite bands. Now, you bring to mind my favorite Dead Kennedys’ song – “Anarchy sounds good to me until someone asks who’ll fix the sewers, would the rednecks just play king of the neighborhood?”

    • UnCivilServant

      It doesn’t.

      The commies don’t want to give up ruling over the non-commies, and the non-commies shouldn’t make the stategic error of giving the commies a captive population of moderates to abuse with a lot of messy borders.

      Even if there is a pretend divorce, there is a war within the decade.

      • DOOMco

        Sadly this is probably accurate

      • TARDis

        Agreed. Divorcing only delays the bloodletting, which could be even worse.

    • DEG

      Some folks involved with the Free State Project have been talking about it for NH for a while. Recently published in support of secession.

      I think a national divorce would be just as ugly as most divorces.

      • db

        There is so much benefit to having a federal system of government, wherein individual states can govern themselves according to their local populations’ wishes, but also normalize relations, travel, finance, etc. within a national system.

        The tragedy is that we have the structure already built–but it is so overgrown with weeds and ugly edifices and decaying structurs haphazardly nailed to it, that people are talking about tearing it down rather than stripping it back to its fundamental design.

      • DEG

        You need everyone involved to keep a relationship going, but only one to destroy it.

    • TARDis

      Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Scott Gottlieb, who is a Pfizer board member

      • blighted_non_millenial

        I think I see part of the problem.

    • db

      I’d imagine you’re just the guy to start such discovery, possibly.

      • Ozymandias

        One of Ozy’s favorite quotes: “If you’re going to start talking about how shitty everyone else is, you’d better make damn sure your shorts are clean when discovery starts.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I see that the two top FDA vaccine regulators just “retired.”

      One might wonder whether or not they have any opinions to share on the current situation.

      • db

        NDA says nah.

      • Tundra

        The Mail (of course) has a story on it.

        Turf battle?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The source did not suggest that there was any disagreement between Gruber and her superiors over the safety and efficacy of COVID vaccines, but rather that she was frustrated with inter-agency turf struggles.

        While disappointing, it presents opportunities for exploitation of the situation to a positive end.

  43. Festus

    Gah! Need to take my snark to the vault and leave my lovelies once more. Multiple chins up! We’ll get through this even if it ends up as badly as we envision. You people mean more to me than I can drunkenly imagine.

  44. Count Potato

    “New San Francisco Initiative to Pay Individuals Not to Shoot Others

    A new program in San Fransisco will pay people at high risk of shooting someone not to pull the trigger to help alleviate rising gun violence in the city.

    The Dream Keeper Fellowship is set to launch in October and pay 10 individuals $300 each month to not be involved in shootings, Sheryl Davis, executive director of the Human Rights Commission, told Newsweek in an interview Tuesday.

    Davis explained that the program is not “transactional,” but will rather focus on making investments in communities most impacted by violence.

    “It’s not necessarily as cut and dry as folks may think. It’s not as transactional as, ‘Here’s a few dollars so that you don’t do something bad,’ but it really is about how you help us improve public safety in the neighborhood,” she said.

    Participants will be paired with life coaches from the city’s Street Violence Intervention Program and will be considered “community ambassadors” who work to prevent violence. They will work on their professional, personal, and community development and will be thought of as “partners” in engaging community members and decreasing violence…

    It’s being funded through the Dream Keeper Initiative, which is San Fransisco’s effort to redirect funding into the Black community. The initiative supports a variety of programs, including an art complex, youth development and education, guaranteed income programs, and homeowner promotion says Mayor London Breed’s office.”

    https://www.newsweek.com/new-san-francisco-initiative-pay-individuals-not-shoot-others-1624676

    OFFS!!

    • db

      Do you have to itemize all the people you didn’t shoot to get a payout?

    • CPRM

      So they pay someone to ‘not shoot people’ AND pay a ‘life coach’ to work with them. This is how you get that sweet sweet graft going.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Still advocating the big lie and voter suppression.

    Asked during a nearly two-hour interview at his golf club last week what reforms he thinks could fix the system and restore confidence in American elections, Trump listed several things he hopes states will implement to reform the system.

    “Voter ID is very important,” Trump told Breitbart News. “Frankly, going to paper ballots is better than anything you can do — paper ballots. Going to paper ballots. You know, Canada uses paper ballots. I think going to paper ballots would be the best thing if you want to have accurate elections. Countries that do paper ballots — solidly watched paper ballots — those are the ones that work. And stop the mail-in ballots unless it’s for military and overseas or very sick people, people that just can’t vote — and they have to have some kind of a real excuse. I think paper ballots, same-day voting would be great. Those things, you’d straighten out your elections.”

  46. Count Potato

    “I spent last night thinking of medical work arounds for this horrific law, until it is rectified in the courts.

    So, this is what I would tell my daughter or her friends if they were in Texas.

    [I know this isn’t enough, but as a mom, and doctor, I am sharing my thoughts].

    Get on Birth Control

    Now.

    Any form that is reliable.

    Oral Contraceptives, Nuva Ring, Norplant, IUD.

    Something.

    Now.”

    https://twitter.com/darakass/status/1433051908554514438

    That’s some out of the box thinking.

    • DOOMco

      You couldnt do that last month!

    • UnCivilServant

      You know, you wouldn’t have this panic if you hadn’t gotten into the habit of treating murdering the child as birth control.

      A real contraceptive doesn’t risk damaging your ability to have children, and doesn’t kill an already living person.

      Or, you could have listened to our advice all along and started taking responsibility for your own actions.

      • waffles

        This is incredibly disturbing to me.

      • db

        It’s the Motte and the Bailey, I’m guessing. Use the reasonable argument to encompass and protect all the harder-to-argue effects of the proposed policy. When critics bring up the side effects, redirect the focus to the reasonable bits.

    • Nephilium

      Now let’s move those to being OTC.

    • Pine_Tree

      And ya know, not screwing somebody you’re not married to is a thing too.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Pshhhh, look at this patriarchal fuddy fuddy over here! ?

      • CPRM

        Next thing you know he’ll be blaming rape victims because they said actively courted a sexual encounter!

      • Sean

        I don’t want to live in that world.

      • pistoffnick

        Fuck you, specie-ist scum! The state won’t allow me to marry my chimpanzee girlfriend!

      • UnCivilServant

        Aren’t you already married? Wouldn’t that be a violation of laws against bigamy?

    • waffles

      Holy shit. women were using abortion as birth control. That’s so fucked up.

    • db

      You know, I spent years thinking that it would require a particularly insensitive and deranged personality to consider abortion to be just another form of birth control, but I guess it’s more common than I thought.

      I struggle with reconciling the self-ownership argument for abortion rights with the right of life for all human beings. I can’t find a way to separate the idea of the sovereignty of the individual from the potentiality represented by a fetus. So I have to conclude that it’s better to err on the side of preserving life than to extinguish it.

      Clearly the responsible thing to do is use birth control or abstinence to avoid ever having to be in the situation of deciding whether an abortion is appropriate for a particular person. But I just can’t figure out why people would think it’s ok to avoid prophylactic measures and let it go that far–to the point where that decision becomes necessary. Why do people back themselves into that corner?

      • Pine_Tree

        Regarding the question implied in your penultimate sentence: It’s because people are horrible, evil, and selfish. Period. And made more so when they can easily find echo chambers (social media, etc.) that tell them they’re not.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Why do people back themselves into that corner?

        Because it’s not a corner for them. They’ve so fucked up their consciences that they see it as akin to picking a scab.

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t pick at scabs, that’s counterproductive.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s just confirmation that the law was needed.

      If abortion is your first line of birth control, then you’re a sincerely fucked up individual.

      And I’m willing to bet money this woman insists on wearing a mask, yet doesn’t say a word about using a rubber to her daughters.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And yes, I’m showing my minarchist leanings here.

    • B.P.

      “That’s some out of the box thinking.”

      Well, except for the IUD.

      • waffles

        *uncomfortable golf clap*

  47. Ozymandias

    Hey, kids, I may be tied up (not that way) when next story installment drops, but I should be around in the comments after 12 CST.
    Hope you all enjoy.

  48. Rebel Scum

    No whites please.

    In an effort to welcome back students to campus, the University of Wisconsin-Madison will host a “Welcome BBQ” intended only for students of color.

    The event is scheduled for September 12, four days after the start of the academic year at UW. It will be free of charge to attendees, according to a flyer obtained by The College Fix.

    “All are welcome, intended for self-identifying people of color,” the flyer states.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “self-identifying people of color”

      Many lulz followed.

      • CPRM

        When I went to a UNLV/Wisconsin game in Las Vegas I self identified as Wisconsin Alum and took a bunch of free shit from their tent. I was not a Wisconsin Alum.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        At least long enough to see if the spread is any good.

    • db

      Wouldn’t that be an “Unwelcome” BBQ for many students?

      Kind of like an “Inconvenience Store?”

    • B.P.

      It’s a trap!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The New Segregationists

      It really is a reactionary movement.

    • CPRM

      Who was it that said ‘Segregation now! Segregation forever!’ ? A soothsayer?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I dunno, but I bet it was a Republican.

      • l0b0t

        Giggle, snort, chortle.

        Also, the comments in that vid you linked last night about the ANA training… HOLY BALLS!!!

    • CPRM

      Also, all those black kids will be sad when they find out BBQ in Wisconsin means sloppy joe.

      • db

        Better than “chipped ham barbecue.”

    • rhywun

      “Purple is a color. Gimme some brisket.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Viking fans would get a worse beat down in Wisconsin than some cracker trying to crash that party.

    • robc

      Story that I think I have told before, back on TOS, about my days in grad school in Madison.

      The school paper (not the Cardinal, the less blatantly communist one) had a “cartoonist” who decided to have a series criticizing Chief Wahoo (he was only 28 years ahead of his time) for being racist.

      In one cartoon, that wasn’t exactly funny, but actually hit a point, Chief Wahoo brought in his friend, Sambo. The point being, obviously, that Sambo was clearly a racist caricature and so was Wahoo.

      That was not how it was taken. A black student group stole the entire issue of the paper from all the stands and burned them. They could not seem to understand that the cartoonist was on their side. It was hilarious.

      • Pine_Tree

        See also Huckleberry Finn

      • l0b0t

        But wasn’t Sambo from India? He lived in a tiger-infested jungle and turned them into tiger butter; what’s the connection with Africa?

  49. Sean

    It’s amazing how a couple days away can reset your brain.

    Watching storm damage coverage this morning is also a sobering reminder to appreciate what I have.

    Feeling pretty blessed today.

    • UnCivilServant

      Sneezing a lot? 😛

    • Sean

      Follow up: GF returned to work today. To a flooded classroom. She ain’t happy.

      • DEG

        Ouch. Sorry.

      • db

        Tell her to have all the kids dress up as pirates and have a pirate themed welcome back party. Then hand out kid-size mops and have them swab the decks.

      • Sean

        While that is an awesome idea, the kids don’t return until next week.

      • TARDis

        Get her some male strippers in pirate outfits then.

  50. wdalasio

    If a split has to happen, it had better be peaceful and without acrimony because as much as we like to criticize the Federal Government for its overreach, there are a lot of essential services it provides.

    I understand your point. But, there’s really no reason the two countries couldn’t cooperate on a lot of those matters. I mean, the U.S. and Canada jointly manage NORAD, as just one example. Really, and maybe I’m just being naïve, it’s only the fact that the two peoples try to share one government that puts us at odds. In fact, I’d venture that disunion might actually have the unexpected effect of moderating both populations. The presence of the “other tribe” completely at odds with one’s way of life has, I think, been a radicalizing element in American politics.

    • R C Dean

      Its cost/benefit. Is the federal government imposing more burdens than the benefits it provides? Until fairly recently, I would have said no. But as we speed toward a totalitarian nanny state, my calculus is changing.

      Fundamentally, at some point fairly recently, I stopped regarding the federal government as legitimate, for my values of legitimate. It has zero “goodwill”. This is purely transactional for me now.

  51. Rebel Scum

    Transparency.

    According to an admission obtained from the State Department, Biden officials recently directed federal agencies to scrub their websites of official reports detailing the $82.9 billion in military equipment and training provided to the Afghan security forces since 2001.

    The scrubbed audits and reports included detailed accounting of what the U.S. had provided to Afghan forces, down to the number of night vision devices, hand grenades, Black Hawk helicopters, and armored vehicles. …

    The State Department admitted to removing the reports but justified the move as a way to protect Afghan allies. According to a spokesperson:

    “The safety of our Afghan contacts is of utmost importance to us. The State Department advised other federal agencies of to [sic] review their web properties for content that highlights cooperation/participation between an Afghan citizen and the USG or a USG partner and remove from public view if it poses a security risk.”

  52. PieInTheSky

    David Frum
    @davidfrum
    Americans used to smoke cigarettes on airplanes. They once thought drunk driving was funny. They long regarded spousal abuse as a private matter between husband and wife. They changed. They can change on gun ownership too. Latest in @theAtlantic

    https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1433405955748806656

    • UnCivilServant

      You’re right, Eradicate Hoplophobia – Arm Everyone!

    • waffles

      What if they pass a law requiring liability insurance for gun owners and it ends up being trivially inexpensive, like 5 bucks a year.

      • KSuellington

        That is probably not to far off what it should be if the insurance didn’t cover criminal acts committed with a firearm. Your car insurance certainly does not cover criminal acts. These ejits thinking this crap up don’t consider such a basic fact in their silly ass pleas for gun insurance.

      • R C Dean

        Then they raise the requirements for coverage until it isn’t trivially expensive. Like, minimum limits. And, of course, requiring coverage for criminal acts.

        This isn’t about insurance. This is about driving legal gun ownership out of society.

      • EvilSheldon

        I actually hold liability insurance for my occasional work as a firearms instructor, as well as legal and civil defense coverage if I have to use a gun in self-defense. Neither one is trivially inexpensive, but they’re not putting me in the poorhouse either. Gun ownership is very safe, by any objective standard.

    • DEG

      Frum can go fuck himself.

      • PieInTheSky

        But did you even take the trouble to mail the poor man a rusty chainsaw?

      • UnCivilServant

        Why waste a perfectly good refurbishment project?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Keep pushing, asshole, I’m sure that the wild animal you have backed into a corner is going to continue to just make angry faces and growly noises.

    • rhywun

      Americans used to smoke cigarettes on airplanes.

      And now you can’t suck a vape which is completely harmless to everyone around you and it ain’t because of “health concerns”.

      Just like gun control ain’t about “safety”.

      • PieInTheSky

        vaping kills teh childrunz

    • UnCivilServant

      At this point the question is what doesn’t treat Wuhan… The mRNA vaxxes I guess.

      • kinnath

        Vaccines don’t treat anything

      • db

        True. What they’re supposed to do is act in lieu of, and in advance of the need for treatment. But these ones don’t do that very well, it seems.

      • robc

        They seem to work about as well as flu vaccines regularly do.

        Which is mostly okay.

      • kinnath

        The vaccine seems to be very effective at preventing death in high-risk populations. So high-risk populations should be vaccinated.

        Everyone else, not so much.

      • TARDis

        Well that’s why soon they’ll be mandating a second flu shot every year. 60% goes to 94% doncha know.

      • PieInTheSky

        But they help milkmaids have a glowing skin *

        * probably an urban myth

      • robc

        Actually, I don’t think it is.

      • UnCivilServant

        I know. The remark was that it seems pretty much everything is “an effective treatment”. Though maybe the nanoparticles are too, but no one has ever tried it.

      • kinnath

        I know you know.

        Just taking the opportunity to be a bit dickish. 😉

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Horse dewormer to horse poison.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Rookie mistake teaching your orphans how to read/write

      • DOOMco

        She’ll need to know her numbers at least to hand me wrenches for the truck

    • Sean

    • TARDis

      Aww, there’s the cute little tyrant of tooth decay.

      I had no idea that pregnancy could cause periodontitis or gingivitis. Good Luck.

      • DOOMco

        She’s worth it.
        Thank you everyone. Ladydoom says she wants to send cookies to you guys. She’s really blown away.

      • TARDis

        Cookies, I love cookies. Hey wait a minute, don’t they cause… oh never mind.

        Dude, I just dropped $500 on crown yesterday, and that was just my part. Dental insurance almost sucks as bad as medical these days.

        I also got a brief encouragement to go ahead and get my second Pfizer jab to go with it too.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dental insurance has always sucked though, hasn’t it? And many dentists upsell. But to be fair, the equipment is expensive.

        Veterinary insurance seems an even worse ripoff.

      • Sean

        My last dental visit did not include any mention of clot shots, and I didn’t wear a mask.

      • TARDis

        I got the impression she was being pressure by her frightened patients. There was a recent email from the practice essentially stating they were taking precautions but it was none of anyone’s business if the staff had been jabbed. It was my fault for bringing it up by mentioning my status.

      • DOOMco

        One of the first dentists she went to accused her of not being the best on foods or brushing.
        That woman drinks no coffee, no soda, no junk food.
        I eat like garbage in comparison, and I’d say I’m “normal”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Ein Kind, ein Zahn.”

  53. Pope Jimbo

    One of the biggest hurdles to having a national divorce would be that our split isn’t regional like it was in 1860. It is more of a rural/urban divide.

    For example, if it was decided that the union was done and states had to join new countries, Minnesoda would be schitzo. Slightly more than half the people live in the Mpls/St. Paul metro area. They could swing an election to join some New Liberal States. If the Outstate Minnesodans have to move, who is going to fill up the countryside?

    If you decide that counties can decide to join whatever new countries arise, the metro area is going to be an island. How does that work with borders and things like that?

    • UnCivilServant

      We wall in the cities and charge them for all the food/water/power they take in.

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        I have long argued for building walls around the big, blue cities.

      • DOOMco

        They wanted that.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They say they hate walls though.

    • KSuellington

      Yup, California is absolutely the same. There is a reason there is a State of Jefferson movement here in the north state.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Even Maryland is all red outside of the Baltimore/DC metro area.

    • EvilSheldon

      If a serious economic collapse accompanies the ‘divorce’, the population of the big cities will drop like a shotgunned pigeon.

    • robc

      My recent suggestion was to start with the largest cities (NYC, LA, Chicago) and convert them one at a time in descending order to a city-state. Grant them 1 senator each, the state they leave behind still gets 2 (we can grant the city-states 2 if it makes it constitutionally easier to do). We will know when to stop.

      The question would be how large to make the city states. NYC would obviously include the 5 boroughs, but how much else? And if it includes anything else, would it take parts of NJ and CT? I think that is going too big.

      Would the Chicago city-state be just Chicago or all of Cook County or even more of Chicagoland?

      And I don’t want to even try to think about LA.

      • robc

        For Chicago, answering my own question, but locals could chime in, I would think Cook and DuPage counties.

      • DOOMco

        I like this idea.

      • R C Dean

        You’re going to want the city-states bigger rather than smaller, if they idea is to confine their lunacy somehow. More or less, the “metro” area (which I know begs the question of what that really is).

      • DOOMco

        Average commuter range?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        That gets messy in places like DC/Philly/Baltimore where commuters may be going any one of three directions, and often come from places a couple hours away.

      • robc

        But wants you get fairly suburban, the lunacy fades a bit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        NYC, Chicago, Portland (and others) are already city states.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      IMO, there will either be voluntary migrations or there will be less-than-voluntary migrations. The alternative is conquest of one side over the other.

      I see five-ish sides in this fight.

      First is the prog-fascist mainstream and their various clingers on

      Second is a coalition of secular pluralists clinging to the liberal order of the mid- and late-20th century, including classical liberals, non-woke atheists/agnostics, and some christians

      Third is the Christian Nation™ “take back our nation” cultural conservatives clinging to a sterilized view of the country pre-1960s

      Fourth is immigrants and other religionists with not much of a dog in the fight

      Fifth is a small but growing group, mostly coming from 2 and 3, who have realized that their previously held preferences are either untenable or undesirable. Mostly secular pluralists who don’t like the ease with which their order was overtaken and cultural christians who have realized that they need to choose between culture and christianity.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Civil war 2.0 is over with a few months once the bloodletting starts.

      There are zero all democrats states. In democrat states, the cities completely control the state but there are non-lefties that live in rural areas and some in cities.

      In republican states, a city or two might be controlled by democrats and democrats sprinkled around the rural areas.

      You block the roads into democrat cities and they starve/surrender.. Kungflu hysteria supply problems exposed this weakness of democrat cities, like NYC.

    • PieInTheSky

      Is there anything Trump can’t do to hurt America?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Holy shit. The “Wrong Way” signs are a nice touch.

    • UnCivilServant

      Soo… I should not drive through Philly tomorrow?

      *I don’t generally drive through Philly anyway.

      • Sean

        https://www.511pa.com/

        Looks like 95south is having some issues currently.

        *shrug*

    • DOOMco

      Wow. We missed it up in NH, even though my phone was warning me all day.

    • DOOMco

      Brilliant

    • R C Dean

      So, if I’m following, unvaccinated populations aren’t protected by masks (because that’s what the data shows), but vaccinated populations have to wear masks in order to be protected?

      I’m really curious as to how that works.

      • TARDis

        I look forward to actual scientific studies that conclude what a crime and a farce this plandemic is. Will the cowed and brainwashed youths grow up to abhor the statist liars, and demand freedom and accountability? Will the criminals be punished?

        *giggles*
        I crack myself up. It’s just a fantasy, I guess.

      • Akira

        My guess is that it will go down just about like the Japanese-American internment – there will be acknowledgements of wrongdoing decades later, but nobody who played a part will actually be punished. The best you’ll see is a payout (from taxpayer dollars, of course).

        And even that’s a little optimistic. I don’t believe it will end until the people pushing it are no longer in office, so I’m devoting my political time and energy to accomplishing that.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That is some weapons grade stupid.