Thursday Morning Links

by | Sep 30, 2021 | Daily Links | 427 comments

Barca beaten badly

The freaking Astros just can’t seem to clinch. And now they’re only 1 game ahead of the White Sox for home field in the divisional round.  Better get it together.  The AL Wild Card race is freaking awesome.  And the Giants and Dodgers keep winning, but LA may (hopefully) run out of games to catch the Giants.  And across the pond, Chelsea struggled, Munich dominated (again), ManUre won at the death, and Barcelona are circling the drain. And that’s sports.

A man for our time

Featured birthdays today are French finance minister (who would fit right in in DC today) Jacques Necker, drummer Buddy Rich, writers Truman Capote and Elie Wiesel, actress Fran Drescher, actor Eric Stoltz, infielder Dave Magadan, hippie jam band dude Trey Anastasio, infielder Carlos Guillen, tennis great Martina Hingis, and actor Tony Hale.

That’s it.  That’s the list. And it’s the weakest I’ve seen in a while. So I’m moving on to…the links!

“I solemnly swear to not understand shit.”

So much for impartiality. Hey, maybe if you understood the constitution as written, you wouldn’t be disappointed all the time.  Also, have some decency and STFU about cases currently before the court. Or recuse yourself.

OK, define “misinformation”. Didn’t these idiots learn anything from their mass banning stuff the last year that has turned out to be true or at least plausible?

“I’m going to exercise my Fifth Amendment right” is something I sure hope to hear a lot of during this fishing expedition.

Here’s some legit climate change happening right before our eyes. I wonder if the retards on the left will understand that this is a cause, not an effect.

Bold strategy

Isn’t this what Joe said to do? Also, he did nothing wrong, aside from picking those shoes he’s wearing.

When a progressive is getting booed in DC, he’s lost the messaging war. But I’ll give him credit for making a public appearance, at least. Also, how did they build that big of a TV set for a baseball game?

Illinois politics in a nutshell. Of course they need to pay lawyers out of campaign funds. Because they’re pretty much all criminals.  And the people keep electing them.

“Come on, there’s no fiasco”, she said before cackling maniacally.

Uh, they’re just pondering charges? Sorry the kid was inexperienced, but negligence is a thing. And even if it was a group of cyclists, what he did deserves punishment.

This is beautiful. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!

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427 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    So much for impartiality. Hey, maybe if you understood the constitution as written, you wouldn’t be disappointed all the time – written by dead white men slaveholders you forgot to add. typical biased libertarian

    • AlexinCT

      The constitution is, like, some old paper written by old dead white dudes that fucked their slaves, like, over a hundred years ago, and it is not longer pertinent in the age of totalitarian globalism, you freaks!

      • WTF

        The leftist justices actually believe that. They think cases should be decided based not the constitution and the law, but on fighting for equity for marginalized groups.

      • juris imprudent

        Irony being Progressivism is rooted in a particular branch of Protestantism and was also a product of now old, dead white guys.

  2. Cy Esquire

    “YouTube is wiping vaccine misinformation and conspiracy theories from its popular video-sharing platform.”

    It’s more a move to eliminate all of the channels holding the Dem’s feet to the fire who shouted to the heavens for 6 months that they would never take Trump’s vaccine and it’s unsafe.

    • AlexinCT

      They decided that not enough people were fooled into believing the idiocy of “scientific consensus” used to peddle their marxist globalist utopian dystopian world, so they have come up with a new paradigm – misinformation – to now outright censor. The problem with letting politics drive science is that it is even worse than letting religion drive science. Science gets things wrong, but you don’t fix that by forcing compliance and censoring dissent: you allow people to argue, use logic, data, and empirical evidence/models to prove they understand what the fuck they are talking about, until the real science wins out. Instead the totalitarians have decided they will coopt science to fool science illiterate morons to bend the knee to the whims of the kakistocracy.

  3. PieInTheSky

    OK, define “misinformation”. – misinformation is when you don’t trust top men enough and the more you trust top men the less disinformation it is.

    • Cy Esquire

      There will be only one truth and that is the narrative. What’s the narrative? Whatever they want it to be. But yeah… corporations are people….

    • Nephilium

      You must trust the latest proclamations of the Top Men though, do not look into the past proclamations of the Top Men, as those words were written by the Deceiver (BOM).

    • AlexinCT

      Misinformation is whatever opposes the agenda and narratives of the kakistocracy intended to keep people in the dark about how inept and evil the fucking top men are that are stealing the valuables and loading them in the life rafts they plan to use to survive the sinking of the ship they have caused. Note that they and their loot will be the only ones in the life rafts. The rest of us are left to fuck off and die…

    • juris imprudent

      OK, define “misinformation”

      Russian collusion.

  4. Count Potato

    “Didn’t these idiots learn anything from their mass banning stuff the last year that has turned out to be true or at least plausible?”

    No, and they don’t care what’s true.

    • AlexinCT

      They learned that you can get away with covering for corrupt criminals and score wins despite whatever the truth is. And they also see no negative with the truth coming out later, cause by then they already got what they wanted, and they can just keep on fucking everyone over indefinitely since there are no consequences.

  5. PieInTheSky

    Here’s some legit climate change happening right before our eyes. I wonder if the retards on the left will understand that this is a cause, not an effect. – you say this but there is a CAGW argument that CO2 melts ice and ice melting shifts the earth which causes worse earthquakes and volcanoes

    • sloopyinca

      I know. That’s why I said some of the retards might say this is an effect from, rather than cause of, climate change.

      • waffles

        If they can convince people that air conditioning and automobiles cause earthquakes they can convince people of anything. I’ve seen enough to know the people are gullible, fearful rubes.

      • juris imprudent

        Climate change is the religion of the anti-religious. If faith demands it – they will believe it.

      • Nephilium

        Local global warming headline:

        Why climate change is making it harder to chase fall foliage

      • AlexinCT

        At least they have not told ugly women I wouldn’t fuck with your dick to withhold sex from their dudes to save Gaia yet….

      • Rat on a train

        Climate change is the reason you can’t keep squirrels away from bird feeders.

  6. Count Potato

    “That weapon was a different gun police found on his property, which was illegal because the magazine held too many bullets.”

    If he can afford a Lamborghini, he can afford to leave NJ.

    • PieInTheSky

      And move to LA like everyone who matters

      • sloopyinca

        Louisiana is pretty cool, but it ain’t that cool yet.

    • Sean

      A wiser man would have already moved to PA.

      Fuck NJ and fuck Joe Biden.

    • sloopyinca

      Why the hell did he let cops into his house?

    • Count Potato

      Also, those shoes look fine to me.

    • R.J.

      Yes. Also stop calling the cops.

    • EvilSheldon

      Kinda my thought as well.

      I’ll bet that the lawyers fees and court costs incurred when pleading down those felony charges, probably pretty close to 80k.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    I just want to say “Well done!” on Joemala.

    I was just thinking earlier: what fun it would be to be a fly on the wall at parties in the Hamptons and Martha’s Vineyard and the Napa Valley, listening to what the big buck Democrat movers and shakers are saying about President Shit-for-Brains.

    “I never thought he’d actually try to do that stupid crap. Can’t we get that senile idiot under control?”

    • AlexinCT

      They are not talking about how bad Biden is. Biden is not calling the shot: they are. What they are talking about is how fucking ungrateful and annoying the unwashed fucking masses are for not just accepting whatever they are told to do by their betters…. That, and how to make the fucking ungrateful serfs that will not just accept the status quo and direction that the inept credentialed leadership class has set for the country, pay for daring to resist what these top men want.

  8. waffles

    As a youngin I was under the impression that Kilauea was always erupting. Like that was it’s deal, like old faithful but with magma.

    • UnCivilServant

      That was my understanding as well.

    • sloopyinca

      Don’t you mean lava?
      /pedant

      • waffles

        The volcano contains magma. And erupting one has lava and magma. Damn, I took the bait.

      • Not Adahn

        Ummm, this is super-transphobic. Like yikes.

      • sloopyinca

        Damn, I took the bait.

        Then my work here is done.

    • WTF

      Yeah, it is actually a pretty active volcano which erupts on a fairly regular basis.

      • slumbrew

        It was erupting when I was on the Big Island in 2018. My only regret from that trip is not taking a helicopter tour over the volcano.

  9. Not Adahn

    Also, how did they build that big of a TV set for a baseball game?

    They called in favors from the trade unions.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    YouTube is wiping vaccine misinformation and conspiracy theories from its popular video-sharing platform.

    Down the Memory Hole.

    It’s as if Orwell had a time machine.

  11. Count Potato

    “As the meeting began, Fiona Hill leaned over and asked me if I had noticed Putin’s translator, who was a very attractive brunette woman with long hair, a pretty face, and a wonderful figure,” Grisham writes.

    “She proceeded to tell me that she suspected the woman had been selected by Putin specifically to distract our president.”

    https://nypost.com/2021/09/29/get-to-know-the-stunning-russian-translator-putin-brought-to-trump-meeting/

    Trump is into blondes, though.

    • Cy Esquire

      She just looks like some office chick. Apparently Fiona Hill is a jealous cunt with low standards?

      • waffles

        It’s kind of hilarious to have your own state department publicly deny that you’re attractive.

      • R.J.

        She may be attractive off work, but she looked like a tired Motel 6 maid at the meeting. Frumpy dress, bad hair, etc.. Easy to disprove that claim.

    • WTF

      It must be that he was trying to “distract” Trump, not because she might be Putin’s mistress.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this, it is too obvious to even have to explain.

    • sloopyinca

      Jealous harpie is jealous.

    • l0b0t

      Her?!? She looks like Jeanne Tripplehorn.

  12. Festus

    Sotomayer should have ended her dissent with “Look at me”.

  13. Cy Esquire

    WTF was a teenager driving an F250 to begin with? It had the rolling coal mod, that means it was probably paid for by his parents. Can we start holding parents accountable for setting up really dumb situations and then acting surprised when their little angel shits the bed on the world?

    • Nephilium

      Shit… there were multiple girls at my high school who got fancy convertibles for their 16th birthday, and proceeded to total them during the first month of winter. They were rewarded by their parents with new cars.

    • sloopyinca

      I’d venture to say the parents will be held liable in civil court when the lawsuits start, rightfully, coming in.

    • Not Adahn

      How did he do that much damage to the front of the truck?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He ran over IRONMEN.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        Legit lol

      • EvilSheldon

        He hit something that weighs 200 (okay, 150) pounds. That’s what happens.

        Something to keep in mind, if you ever need to drive away from a peaceful protest…

    • waffles

      These people are insane. I wish we could make them shut up, but the powers that be are silencing everything but.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      How much you want to bet it’s a protease inhibitor very similar to ivermectin?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They just got rid of the horsey part.

      • Rebel Scum

        A lot. And it will cost a lot more.

    • SDF-7

      If true, presumably one of the generic preventatives that are harmless enough to take — now patented so one of the Pharma corps can dip their beak.

      And in honor of one of the Birthday Girls….

    • Rat on a train

      Do you have to take it in front of a licensed medical worker or can you self-attest for entry into the forbidden city?

    • Rebel Scum

      Scientists are now saying that a daily pill for COVID prevention is in the works and should be available soon.

      I’ve already seen this movie.

      And, no, I will not be participating in this medical tyranny.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Navarro and Hostin have since tested negative three times since the PCR tests that forced them to leave the set.

    You can’t be too careful. Put them down.

    • rhywun

      Are they still pretending that wasn’t a hoax? Sheesh.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It actually looks like it wasn’t. It was bureaucratic paranoia and incompetence.

        Which is even funnier or scarier, I’m not sure which.

      • Compelled Speechless

        If it is a stunt, whoever did it didn’t think about the message they were sending. So either 50% of the vaccinated hosts of The View got breakthrough cases at the same time despite a roughly alleged 92% effectiveness of the vaccine or 50% of the hosts got false positives on their tests at the same time. Either way, it makes one it doesn’t look good for the reliability of what these idiots are hocking. In the end it will probably go unnoticed. These are The View viewers that we’re talking about…..

  15. CPRM

    Trump supporters hold a banner while US President Joe Biden attends the Congressional Baseball Game

    Get those terrorists out of there! We can’t have ANOTHER Trumpalo attack the ball players!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    These people are insane. I wish we could make them shut up, but the powers that be are silencing everything but.

    There is no Truth but God’s Government’s Truth.

    Hail Leviathan!

  17. sloopyinca

    Anybody else ever buy new socks and then the first time you put them on you realize the stitch is right on top of the toes and every time you stretch them, they rake across that stitch and it bugs the shit out of you?
    Because I’m dealing with that personal crisis at this very moment.

    • Festus

      Costco socks. Yes.

    • UnCivilServant

      I can’t say I’ve run into that particular annoyance.

    • Not Adahn

      When is the stitch not across the top of the toes?

      • sloopyinca

        It usually is, but not always placed as far forward as these socks. Plus the stitch is very pronounced. And you can’t tell it’s that way until they’re purchased.

      • Not Adahn

        Since you’re in TX now, you can get away with wearing tube socks under your cowboy boots.

    • PieInTheSky

      I have my socks bespoke tailored so no. Who buys socks off the rack?

    • AlexinCT

      I hear if you make the socks all crusty and sticky, that problem goes away…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wigwams dude, Wigwams…

      • Sean

        I’m a fan of their “at work” socks.

      • slumbrew

        I half-cleared out the rack of “irregular” Smartwool socks at the LL Bean outlet a few weeks ago.

        Love Smartwool stuff.

    • banginglc1

      Something that I started doing with socks several years back that I suggest to everyone. Throw them all away, all. Buy new packages. Wear them for a couple years and throw them all away again. That way they always match, they are worn out at about the same time, they are always the same brand. I never have to wort socks, I never have to look for the lost mate. They just all match, every time. Best decision ever.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    And now a word from the Get-Money-Out-of-Politics Party

    A group of Arizona Democrats backed by a network of deep-pocketed donors is laying the groundwork for a primary challenge to Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, organizers said.

    Sinema, a moderate Democrat who is up for re-election in 2024, is at the center of a standoff within the Democratic Party over the future of President Joe Biden’s infrastructure agenda, and she has faced blowback for holding up the package from more than the usual suspects on the disgruntled left.

    I guess Senator Hooker Boots is working out as planned. Time to go.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      She’s been a pleasant surprise from my point of view.

      • slumbrew

        Indeed – can’t figure out if she had more principles than I was expecting or is just politically savvy & knows her constituents aren’t as hard-left as her detractors.

      • R C Dean

        Given her history of enthusiastic leftism, I would bet on “opportunism” and “self-advancement” over “principles”.

        She’s probably looking at the election reform activity in AZ, and seeing her margin of fraud diminish. She’s betting on having to get closer to an actual margin of victory.

        As ever, her biggest ally in getting re-elected is the Republicans, who simply cannot seem to put up a strong Senate candidate and run a good campaign any more.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Goddammit. S’posed to be ISN’T working out as planned

    • rhywun

      “Why is some vagrant serving me?”

      • UnCivilServant

        “Work rehab program, probably.”

    • EvilSheldon

      He looks a lot better with the beard.

  20. juris imprudent

    Witnesses said the teen was trying to blow thick exhaust onto the group before hitting them.

    So the little shit wanted to roll coal? Fuck him and the asshole that gave him the keys. Assault with a deadly weapon.

    • Not Adahn

      1. TMITE. Not that I have trouble believing that spoiled 16 year old can be complete assholes, but Gell-Man bids me consider the source.
      2. How exactly was that supposed to work? He pulls in front of the pack, slows down, hits the gas, speeds up, moves into the other lane, gets behind them, then accelerates into them?

      • waffles

        Good question. but I, as a bored human, just want to get angry at something.

      • juris imprudent

        I see the morons in my own part of the country that roll coal. I therefore assume he (and daddy) is one of them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    • Cy Esquire

      I’m curious to see the particulars. You have to roll coal out the back of the vehicle. So, did he pass them and then get back behind them or was he in the process of fuking with the mod while stomping on it to pass them and just wound up ramming them?

      We need to explore the level of his douchebaggery to fully judge him.

      Also, i wonder if this is the kind of thing that is still expungable when he turns 18.

      • slumbrew

        … he in the process of fuking[sic] with the mod while stomping on it to pass them and just wound up ramming them?

        That sounds entirely plausible.

    • waffles

      Environmentalism can be bad but anti-environmentalism is worse. Fuck this little asshole. It seems like the authorities are doing all they can to protect this kid. Wonder why.

    • AlexinCT

      They are setting the example for all that resist… Their will be no statue of limitations or exceptions for those that resist the mandarinate either…

      • sloopyinca

        She was a Nazi who worked at a concentration camp. She deserves what she gets.

        I just wish they’d have gotten to her sooner rather than her getting to live for decades while those whose deaths she helped facilitate didn’t get that chance.

      • WTF

        She was an 18-year old typist. I don’t think she actually facilitated anything.

      • juris imprudent

        Those lists didn’t type themselves?

      • Rat on a train

        The pen is mightier than the sword.

      • sloopyinca

        She participated in the record-keeping of a mass slaughter. The only people working those camps were no-shit actual Nazis. She’s a piece of shit and I hope they hang her.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Actually, there were all sorts of non-Nazis that worked at labor and death camps.

        – Jewish prisoners helped the Nazis exterminate persons. Should they be tried.
        – Locals near camps provided food and goods unless the camps could make all that stuff. What about them?
        -American businessmen helped Nazis before WWII started. IBM extermination computers?

        All the real Nazi leaders who made real decisions are dead. They are going after tokens now.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Soros aided the Nazis in stealing property.

        Hes never seen the inside of a EU Kangaroo court.

        Notice the “Nazis” they go after are distractions from the Nazis currently running Europe?

        If we are going after paper pushers, there are hundreds of thousands that work in the US gov that we should be going after before this secretary.

    • Festus

      Talk about rolling coal. The guy is functionally dead already. The real truth will never out.

      • Cy Esquire

        It’s a woman, who was 18 years old when it all went down.

    • WTF

      …she was a typist at the Stutthof concentration camp between 1943 and 1945.

      According to Der Spiegel, she transcribed execution orders dictated to her by camp commandant Paul-Werner Hoppe…

      What in the everloving fuck? An 18 year old typist? And she is a war criminal because she was working as a typist at a government facility where they were doing horrible things, that she had no part in and had no control over? This is fucking insanity.

      • sloopyinca

        You don’t think someone who prepared and maintained records at a death camp knew what was going on?

      • AlexinCT

        She was told they were cleaning house..

        I am with you sloop that whether she knew better or not is no excuse.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^Absolutely. Justice was delayed in this case but no less deserved because of the time delay.

      • WTF

        Of course she did. She was also 18, was indoctrinated since the 1930s, and was going along with official government policies and mandates (we see how hard that is to resist, just look at how many even here at Glibs are willing to roll over and accept the jab to keep to be able to make a living and participate in society; just imagine the differential in pressure coming from the Nazi party in Germany, and how much more serious resistance would be), and didn’t kill anyone or “facilitate” killing anyone. Let the punishment fit the crime. At this point going after a 96-year old woman for transcribing orders as an 18-year old is ridiculous. By that logic every German citizen alive during that time held equal responsibility and should have been exterminated.

      • sloopyinca

        But not everyone actively participated. It’s not like they were rounding up every day Krauts and sending them to work at death camps.
        Also, 18 is an adult.

      • WTF

        I understand your points and I don’t disagree, I just think the reaction is extreme given the circumstances.

      • sloopyinca

        And I get your points. I just don’t think anybody should get a pass because a certain amount of time has passed since the crime was committed.

        It’s like all those 30-40 year old cold cases that are now being solved with DNA evidence. You don’t see too many people saying “nah, let’s not go after him anymore because it was so long ago.”

        I’m a big proponent of justice demanding punishment. She needs to be punished. And since she’s a pureblood aryan, there’s a decent chance a 20 year sentence could mean an actual 20 years behind bars, master race and all that.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        So you dont think statute of limitations are a good idea?

        How is this lady supposed to (1) get a fair trial (2) defend herself at her age (3) defend herself when 99.9% of witnesses are dead.

        You people realize that modern Nazi trials are show trials to distract the real Nazis that currently run Europe?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I for one plan to blame all of those here who accepted the jab as coconspirators of the American commies once Civil war 2.0 is resolved. By getting the jab, you make it harder for us unvaccinated to fight the tyrants.

        You will pay 70 years from now.

      • Rebel Scum

        Shall we hang the kitchen staff as well?

      • Not Adahn

        That camp wouldn’t have existed if people refused to build a road to it.

      • db

        To be fair, those people probably wouldn’t have existed much longer after their refusal.

        One wonders if more people had been willing to put their lives, careers, and reputations on the line for what’s right, before the Nazi machine snowballed to the point of being unstoppable within Germany, what the course of history would have looked like.

      • Rat on a train

        We may get to see the same result soon.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        It was probably a dirt road, so not many people co-conspired to build that dirt road.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t see any real distinction between a dishwasher and a secretary.

        But why stop there? What about the farmers who sold food to the Nazis?

        And, yes, for the vast majority of crimes there is a statute of limitations, at least in the US. Including accessory to murder.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The Allies even let Rudolph Hess live and that guy was Hitlers secretary and secretary for the Nazi Party.

      • Rat on a train

        Furchner’s current whereabouts are unknown. Charges cannot be read unless Furchner, who faces trial in an adolescent court because of her young age at the time of the alleged crimes, is present in court in person.

        So, does she get life in juvie if convicted?

      • juris imprudent

        *golf claps*

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ran out of actual Nazis long ago, running out of token Nazis, so all that’s left are fringe elderly.

        I’m sure there some centenarian Deutchebahn worker that can arrested. Or the messenger boy at a Gestapo building. Or a farmer that sold potatoes to the SS. Maybe not the farmer himself, but his 16 year old son that drove it over that one time.

      • Rat on a train

        In total war, everyone contributes and is thus eligible for bombing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The time to prosecute her was 50-70 years ago. Thousands of Germans (and scores of other nationalities under German control) were complicit in those crimes yet were never charged. Death camp guards who were far more involved than this clerk were acquitted on the grounds of acting under duress

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belzec_trial#Crimes_and_sentences_in_detail

        Her real crime appears to be that she outlived real monsters so she must be made an example of.

    • Cy Esquire

      My daughter is 14 months from being 18 years old. She lives in a much more female empowered society. She’s doesn’t have a fucking clue about life and she’s supposed to be one of the smart ones. I can’t imagine what it would be like for an 18 yr old barely woman to have to live through and in Nazi fucking Germany during WW2.

      This is ridiculous witch hunting. Yes, what happened was horrible and atrocious. But that’s the problem with justice, it can’t undo or even hope to equal the atrocities.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        We all make choices. We have to live with and accept the consequences of our choices. When the Nazi’s rolled into a town, the local 18 year old girls had to make decisions whether to resist or collaborate. The collaborators rightly faced the consequences of their choices after the Nazis were beaten back.

        This wasn’t a collaborator but an actual Nazi who worked in a concentration camp. A quick death is too good for her at any age. I have daughters too and expect them to be able to understand that industrial scale murder of human beings is wrong by the time they turn 18.

      • Cy Esquire

        I can’t get kids around me to stop wearing masks > maybe they’ll help save the world and go volunteer at some injections sites > fast forward 10 years, turns out they helped sterilize millions of people and blood clot a few hundred thousand.

        Monday morning quarterbacking a boiling frog from 70 years later isn’t justice.

      • Rat on a train

        I had a college professor who was a Hungarian-German and member of the Hitler Youth. He told us stories of what it was like. He was too young to remember the early 30s well, but he recalls how the propaganda and group think grew to dominate in the late 30s. They were going to restore Germany and help the common folk. He says, looking back, that he was stupid, but children normally lack wisdom.

        It was difficult to understand until recently.

      • Tundra

        95% of people would go along. Possibly more. Propaganda always works.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’d say there’s a world of difference between being caught up in a movement and being actively involved in the slaughter of millions. Not every German worked in concentration camps.

        And comparing being a worker in a concentration camp with an 18 year old at a Covid vax injection site who gives vaccines to people who voluntary go there for the vaccine is beyond absurd. A more apt analogy would being involved with the Australian police force who go door to door, strip away children from their parents, and then hold the children down while forcibly vaccinating them. And yes, if it turns out that the Covid vaccines kill those kidnapped and forcibly injected children later, those who participated in their murder should be held accountable by needle or lead.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Another point is that very few camps were death camps. Most were labor camps.

        I find it funny that some people on here are falling for distraction tactics used by the current Nazis running Europe.

      • Homple

        “When the Nazi’s rolled into a town, the local 18 year old girls had to make decisions whether to resist or collaborate. ”

        Ask the Scholl siblings about resisting. Oh, wait. They were guillotined.

    • l0b0t

      LOL… she blew off her trial and disappeared a few hours ago.

      • sloopyinca

        Bitch is probably in Argentina by now.

      • Rat on a train

        From what the media tells me, she would fit in in rural America.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Das ist BullSheisse.”

      • waffles

        Good. Now we get to see which lengths they will go to do the damn deal. Which beclowns the whole thing.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Dear cyclists:

    If you want to commit suicide, try a warm bath and a razor blade, instead of riding in the country on roads with no shoulder and a 70 mph speed limit.

    Also, the dumb bitch in Bozeman on her dry land skate-ski trainers in the traffic lane yesterday. I practically had to get in the median to miss her.

    • Nephilium

      Don’t forget the rolling hills that make those roads even more fun to bike on.

      /still rides on roads

      • Festus

        This is why I attached a rear view mirror to the left handlebar. It will slow me down some but would save my life.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yeah, no….

        I’ve ridden one of those recently and said to myself “This is a bad idea.”

      • Nephilium

        One new route I tried out was 20 miles of 40-55 mph two lane roads with rolling hills. Never. Again.

        Festus, I’ve also got the mirror on my road bike. But doesn’t help when the car is popping over a hill and doesn’t see you.

    • waffles

      Did you get her number?

    • Rat on a train

      We regularly get cyclasses who love to ride on our two-lane, no-shoulder roads that wind through wooded country. Last weekend I passed one doing <10 in a 55 zone.

  22. PieInTheSky

    Speaking of climate change

    In Bucharest the summer was one of the hottest in memory, as duration of heatwave not necessarily maximum temps.

    After that Autumn came early and it was a quite cool September. It was a cold September…. Before the…. never mind

    Anyways October is looking to start 3-4 degrees bellow average as well. But it is nice.

    October is nice weather in Bucharest. Cool but not cold, dry, sunny. Lows of 6-7 C highs of 18-20 C.

    And in trivia, the warmest October temp ever recorded in Romania was 39C in 1952, followed by 36C in 1932. The coldest was -22C in 1988 with -19 in 1932 and 1938.

  23. Not Adahn

    Walking into work, I saw a car with a yellow shield/black rearing ungulate emblem on the hood. Since Ferraris are kind of unusual here, I went closer to it, and noticed that it looked nothing like any Ferrari I’d seen before.

    It was this

      • rhywun

        A møøse once destrøyed my cår.

    • waffles

      Seen that one before on an 850 turbo wagon. I dig it, I think it’s fun

    • PieInTheSky

      how very gauche

      • Not Adahn

        Countersignaling is a big thing here.

  24. Rebel Scum

    So much for impartiality.

    But she is wise latina.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Initial funding for the Primary Sinema PAC came from Way to Win, a national network of wealthy progressive donors that spent $110 million last year, with a major emphasis on Arizona and Georgia, where Biden, Kelly and two other Democratic Senate candidates scored victories in historically red states.

    “The people of Arizona voted for Joe Biden and the Biden agenda,” said Leah Hunt-Hendrix, a co-founder of Way to Win. “Sen. Sinema is opposing Biden’s popular policies, which are supported by broad, bipartisan majorities of Arizonans. If she continues to stand in the way, then we’re going to hold her accountable.”

    Something something “nobody I know”…

    • juris imprudent

      I really fucking hate people with that “broad support” bullshit about any extremist (left or right) politician. You’re a fucking, lying piece of shit and don’t deserve to waste the oxygen you consume. If there was justice in this world, anyone claiming “will of the people” would be open game.

      Just the kind of person to lecture me about privilege…

      Hunt-Hendrix was born and raised in New York City. She is the daughter of Helen LaKelly Hunt, founder of The Sister Fund and Women Moving Millions, and Harville Hendrix, author and creator of Imago Relationship Therapy. Her sibling, Hunter Hunt-Hendrix, is the founder of American metal band Liturgy. She is also the granddaughter of Texas oil tycoon H.L. Hunt.[18] She has lived in New York, Egypt, Syria, the West Bank, and San Francisco, and now resides in Washington, D.C.

      – wiki

      • Not Adahn

        HHH?

        Happy Harry Hardon?

      • wdalasio

        It’s the dirty little secret of progressive politics. Their biggest fans are the the extremely rich. Bigger tax burden? No, not after their lawyers and accountants are done doing their jobs. On the other hand, big government means lots of opportunities for cronyism for the politically connected. And, not surprisingly, that politically connected almost always includes the super-rich.

      • AlexinCT

        The connected rich will always be given a loophole to avoid the ass rape the political class wanted to inflict on its political enemies and the middle class.

      • wdalasio

        It’s not only that they don’t get ass raped. They often actually benefit from the government’s screwing. The best example I can think of is Warren Buffet. As much as you hear about the brilliant stock picks, Berkshire Hathaway’s portfolio is mostly comprised of small-to-mid-sized businesses that they buy at a discount because the original owners don’t want to get screwed on taxes. And one of their biggest product offerings is “life insurance policies” that rich people buy to get around estate taxes. I don’t begrudge Buffet and Berkshire their business. But, anyone who thinks that “Kindly Uncle Warren” supports big government out of the goodness of his heart and is anything other than selfishly interested in his bottom line here should have their head examined.

      • DEG

        I pointed this out to a Progressive singing the praises of Warren Buffet.

        He said he didn’t see what Buffet was doing wrong.

      • AlexinCT

        Funny how these team blue mandarinate types are totes cool with evil rich people breaking the rules as long as those evil rich people peddle & support the totalitarian miasma the idiots lap up like a dog laps up puke, huh?

        Let Buffet talk anti big government and totalitarianism, and they would want him hanged & quartered. Which is why most of these super rich assholes all vocally support totalitarians government agendas: CYA.

      • wdalasio

        Which is why most of these super rich assholes all vocally support totalitarians government agendas: CYA.

        No, I think a good many are in on it. Markets are risky. Some other jerk is always liable to come along and build a better mousetrap than yours. Consumer tastes can be fickle. And, even if you do well, you always have to worry about even your suppliers and customers horning in on your profits. A friendly boot on everyone else’s face makes all that go away. Sure, you have to cut the guy wearing the boot in on the profits. And sell a little bit of your soul. But, that’s a cost of doing business, like insurance.

      • juris imprudent

        The new 1099-K for online payment operations (e.g. Pay Pal) kicking in at $600 instead of $20K? Yeah, that’s how you go after the 1%. Makes me madder than hell at the dupes that fall for that bullshit.

    • wdalasio

      They really don’t get it, do they? Sinema is taking her position because running a far left platform isn’t going to win her re-election. Primary her? Great. I’m sure the Arizona GOP is salivating at the prospect.

    • Rebel Scum

      The people of Arizona voted for Joe Biden and the Biden agenda

      But did they?

      And they also voted for senators that I assume have and ran on their own political positions as they relate to the states they are supposed to represent.

  26. Tres Cool

    “You know, I can’t change Texas’ law,” Sotomayor said Wednesday,…”

    No, you can’t you dopey cunte. Learn your place and close your mouth.

    • PieInTheSky

      Sexist racist and transphobic

    • Cy Esquire

      I’d rather she keep going on about her completely partial stances and pre-trial decisions. I hope she throws in some extra condescension and mendacity. No sense in leaving the masks on any longer. They’ve won, and they know it.

  27. Rebel Scum

    OK, define “misinformation”.

    Information inconvenient to the moneyed elite.

  28. Rebel Scum

    “I’m going to exercise my Fifth Amendment right”

    Then it’s solitary confinement for you! (which you were going to get anyway…)

    The subpoenas suggest the panel is ramping up its investigation into the rally held on the Ellipse near the White House and how it fueled the violence that played out that day.

    The government’s goons is what “fueled violence” that day.

    • juris imprudent

      The only violent death was the CP officer that killed Ashli Babbitt – but I don’t think that’s what they’re talking about.

      • Rat on a train

        He stopped the overthrow of the government.

  29. wdalasio

    The ban on vaccine misinformation, announced in a blog post on Wednesday, comes as countries around the world continue to offer free immunizations for COVID-19 to a somewhat hesitant public.

    This sort of thing is why, although I understand the arguments in its favor, I’m growing increasingly skeptical of Section 230 protection. Is there any way you can credibly claim that YouTube isn’t making a substantive statement about vaccines here? I have no objection to any source having editorial content. But, if everyone else has liability for that content, so should the social media giants.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re obviously coordinating with the bureaucracy on this. That’s a first amendment issue.

  30. Rebel Scum

    I wonder if the retards on the left will understand that this is a cause, not an effect.

    Geothermal eruptions are caused by global anthropogenic climate change. It is known.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “You know, I can’t change Texas’ law,” Sotomayor said Wednesday,…”

    Haha, just kidding. And then they all had a good laugh.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Isn’t this what Joe said to do?

    I think he referenced firing two blasts from a double-barrel shotgun into the night. Because that is safe and makes sense.

  33. Rebel Scum

    As Biden entered the ballpark Wednesday night, the Republican side of the stadium greeted Biden with boos. Democrats yelled ‘We Love Joe’ and ‘Build Back Better,’ his agenda’s slogan.

    The WEF’s slogan that is also used by other pols around the world. Curious, that is…

  34. PieInTheSky

    Malicious Envy is the top reason why people support redistribution. That explains why so much of the talk about redistribution is about “taxing the rich” and hating billionaires rather than all of the good that the redistributed money would supposedly do.

    https://twitter.com/AlexNowrasteh/status/1442490969790853122

    From the replies

    Jash
    @Jash6998sh
    ·
    Sep 27
    Replying to
    @AlexNowrasteh
    Let’s not pretend the rich are mostly rich BC of just hard work and not through extreme free market policies starting in late 70s

    Sometimes I hit on a lefty that leaves me curious. How exactly do free market policies generate wealth absent work / value production ?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      extreme free market policies starting in late 70s

      Yeah, sure man, whatever you say…

      Jesus, these people are stupid.

    • juris imprudent

      If you ever want to watch a brain lock up – ask someone harping on “tax the rich” and “fair share” exactly how taking money from the wealthy actually improves the quality of life of the poor. This has nothing to do with wanting to make the poor better off.

  35. Nephilium

    So who’s got the job writing copy for Despair.com? From their newest collection:

    Dystopia
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

    Gratitude
    Don’t blame us for cutting you down, thank us for giving you new chances for growth.

    Media
    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

    • Festus

      That third one really hit the spot!

  36. Rebel Scum

    Harris later did a remote interview in a separate part of the ABC building, and CNN provided additional reporting on the mess.

    Ain’t she all vaxxed up?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “But my point is that there are going to be a lot of things you don’t like” and that the public can change.

    Yes, Sonia, life is like that. Stop pretending you can just wave away everyone who disagrees with you. It makes you sound like a petulant child.

    Grow the fuck up.

  38. Festus

    Whelp. I’m out. I hope you people remember me as a decent person that enjoys a laugh. The next few days will be a trial. All the best to you!

    • Mustang

      What? Festus, you good man?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Last April, Sotomayor acknowledged that she was writing for the future at times. “Maybe,” she said, “a later court will understand I was right.”

    But- MUH PRECEDENT!

    • juris imprudent

      As long as she is writing in dissent, I’m okay with that.

    • Swiss Servator

      She is locked in an eternal struggle with Kagan as to who is the dumbest one on the Court…

  40. robc

    Baseball birthdays that sloopy missed:

    HoFer Robin Roberts, improving todays overall list a bunch, Nap Rucker, Johnny Podres, and Johnny Allen. Plus the two sloopy named. Overall, not a bad list, don’t know what he was whining about.

  41. Rebel Scum

    DA hints at possible charges for Texas teen who ran over 6 cyclists

    It’s all downhill from here.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Does he have a spokesman?

      • Tundra

        Way to derail the discussion.

      • egould310

        Jimbo really stuck a fork in it, didn’t he?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Give me a brake

  42. Pope Jimbo

    AAAAAAAH! We are all going to die! Minnesoda records 31 deaths on Wednesday.

    Minnesota added 31 more fatalities to the state’s COVID-19 death toll Wednesday, Sept. 29, one of the largest one-day tallies of the year, pushing the pandemic total to 8,140.

    Deaths are not reported in a uniform way and Wednesday’s fatalities include 28 that occurred in September, one from August and one that dates to November of 2020, Minnesota Department of Health data shows.

    Nevertheless, the large daily number helps to illustrate how COVID-19 fatalities, a lagging indicator of an outbreak, continue to rise during Minnesota’s fourth surge of infections.

    Quite the shameless deal isn’t it? They admit that the data is garbage and misleading and then follow it up immediately with an exhortation to keep the panic pedal right down on the metal.

    • AlexinCT

      If you are still wondering how & why our education system has become so inept, wonder no more. It was by design, because people not shown how to think independently and to understand the real world would see through shit like this…

      • AlexinCT

        You know bitchez fake that shizz don’t ya??

        /morons

      • Tres Cool

        If Im too drunk and cant “complete”, Ill fake mine.
        Just pull out, grunt and moan, then spit on her back. Off to bed.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Sure, I shoot off a description to them right now. And it will be an in your face description.

  43. PieInTheSky

    In last hour NPR has been puzzling over why oh why child care workers get paid so little. No mention at all of supply and demand. Yet I’m sure all these people have heard of the concept.

    https://twitter.com/robinhanson/status/1443225008134840321

    From the replies

    “Supply & Demand as a majority factor in economics is a dogwhistle for the overly simplistic view that there is no Social Power Inequity in economic exchanges. What’s the demand for food? And what do farm workers get paid? Conversely, why are CEO’s overvalued if it’s a gold gig?”

    “Labour markets are much more shaped by power relations than supply and demand.Employers have much more market power than workers so neither pay nor conditions are determined by supply and demand but by need and ability to exploit.
    You can call it S&D but S is forced and D is exploitative.
    CEOs work the other way because they have leverage and cronies.”

    • AlexinCT

      Marxists always have excuses that never actually are based on any serious reality, but they sure pull hard at the strings of envy/jealousy that too many people have hanging out there…

      • PieInTheSky

        I am fascinated how they just throw endless claims put there with no evidence or reasoning

      • AlexinCT

        FEELINGS Pie, FEELINGS!

        We live in the age of emotional immature people being ruled by appeals to emotion. Reason, logic, and hard facts seem to be immaterial to these people.

    • PieInTheSky

      Also linked in the replies an older article maybe it was covered in the past

      There’s a massive child-care worker shortage and the market can’t fix it

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/there-e2-80-99s-a-massive-child-care-worker-shortage-and-the-market-can-e2-80-99t-fix-it/ar-AAKpzcU

      There is only one solution: public investment. Child-care programs don’t obey the classic rules of supply and demand; many experts consider the sector a failed market. Parents are already tapped out, but the obscene prices they pay don’t come close to covering the true cost of care in such a personnel-heavy enterprise. Only programs serving the most affluent can reasonably charge more to boost wages.

      Raising ratios or relaxing training requirements is an even more horrific idea — threatening the safety and quality of children’s experiences should be rejected out of hand.

      Off course there are standard objective measurements of children’s experiences and they should not be subject to plebeian things like economics

      • rhywun

        Seems like raising children wasn’t all that huge an issue between the beginning of history and a few decades ago. I wonder what changed….

      • UnCivilServant

        Childhood mortality was lowered and the birthrates dropped.

    • db

      I’ll start: child care workers get paid so little because even people who can “afford” to send their kids to day care or hire a nanny can only afford so much. At some price point, the benefit from going to work instead of staying home becomes small, and people make the choice to stay home. So the price has to be low enough to prevent that. Hence, paying child care workers lower amounts.

      I have a friend who has worked at a high end day care center for a long time (probably 20 years now) and she understands this. Why she’s still in the business, I don’t know, but I guess she’s content enough.

      • AlexinCT

        It goes beyond the economics of cost IMO db. I was on the board of my kid’s after school program (my ex volunteered me, of course), and the ladies there (a board of 12 people had 2 males, me and a beta guy), because they had cliques and were always fighting each other and nothing was getting done, elected me president to stop that shit (which I quickly did to all their chagrins). The lady that ran the place still tells me now, more than a decade after I quit that board after my 3 year reign as the director, that she misses me as that was the best 3 years the program had.

        I came to understand the model used by these services to heavily rely on the majority of the bodies working at these places being young college kids pursuing education degrees doing the necessary internship work for peanuts. The program I was on the board for had some 140 kids there. There were 4 full time employees making average wages for that industry and some 18-26 college kids getting paid way below minimum wage for the experience (and we never lacked hundreds of applicants to pick from).

        These programs would not survive if the cost went higher than a certain number, because parents simply wouldn’t think the cost worth it anymore.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        What was the Norm Macdonald bit that was floating around recently, in order to teach second grade you only need to know third grade?

      • rhywun

        My high-school German teacher started a Japanese class while he was learning it.

    • Plisade

      “S is forced”

      We get employees who feel that way some times, not often. My favorite thing to tell them is, “There’s no armed guard at the gate.”

    • Pope Jimbo

      They never explore the idea that there is an alternative to child care. Maybe you could stay home with your children and raise them yourself?

      Childcare is only a “necessity” for the liberated women who decided that they didn’t need a husband and could have a child and a career. They want it all and they want their subsidies to be properly laundered through the govt so they don’t have to admit that the only way they can have it all is by having everyone else pay for it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not just single moms, but two parents where neither one wants to spend all that much time with the kids. Au pair for those that can’t afford it. Also, Heidi Lenhart, would.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Reality is coming for everyone who lives in denial about all the things you can/cant do successfully.

    • juris imprudent

      Finding stupid on twitter is fishing in a barrel.

      • PieInTheSky

        Most barrels contain no fish so fishing in a barrel rarely yields results

      • waffles

        Finding stupid on twitter is like looking for sand on a beach.

      • Not Adahn

        Yes, but some barrels contain lots of fish, so on average you have a decent chance.

        /math

      • db

        my expected value of fishing in a barrel is zero–it’s very unlikely to find one unless you happen to be at a fishery

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hatchery managers aren’t on board with the Willy Sutton school of fishing technique.

    • Rebel Scum

      From memory, prolly butchered: “The first law of economics is scarcity. There is never enough of something to satisfy all those that want it. The first rule of politics is to ignore the first law of economics.”

      • juris imprudent

        That’s from Thomas Sowell.

      • Akira

        That’s from Thomas Sowell.

        Well, it’s easy for a rich white guy to sit there and write stuff like that!

  44. Rebel Scum

    I’m sure she is shaking.

    Arizona Democratic Party leaders are putting pressure on U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema to back filibuster reform in order to pass voting rights legislation and support President Joe Biden’s spending plan. …

    The state committee is giving Sinema until its January meeting to meet the following conditions:

    BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED – that the Arizona Democratic Party will closely watch Senator Sinema’s votes in the coming weeks and if Senator Sinema, does not vote in favor of Filibuster reform to change the Senate rules in order to allow the passage of The For The People Act – voting rights bill, the John Lewis Voting Rights Bill, or other urgent legislation, for example the PRO ACT, that has already passed by the House or if she votes against the Senate Reconciliation Budget Bill, also referred to as the Human Infrastructure Package or the American Families Plan supported by President Biden and the vast majority of Democrats in both the House and the Senate, or if she continues to delay, disrupt, or votes to gut the Reconciliation Package of its necessary funding, then the Arizona Democratic Party State Committee will go officially on record and will give Senator Sinema a vote of NO CONFIDENCE.

    All of that legislation is horseshit that is not the prerogative of the federal government nor does it fall under federal authority.

    • Pope Jimbo

      On one hand, I’m a bit sympathetic. I would be very sympathetic if that resolution was put forth by the AZ legislature.

      After all Senators are supposed to be there representing their state’s interests. Of course our education system has completely failed in teaching that distinction to their clients.

    • wdalasio

      They have a tied Senate and can only pass legislation with the VP’s vote. That’s nowhere anything near any sort of a mandate. And Arizona is a swing state. Why the Arizona Democrats think Sinema is going to fall on her sword to give them a win to shore up a failing president is beyond me.

      • db

        I was thinking about writing something about how rolling over would kill her chances of re-election, but if she did you can bet the DNC would absolutely deluge her with money and support for the effort. She would have a real shot at retaining the seat, regardless of the voters’ opinion.

      • wdalasio

        you can bet the DNC would absolutely deluge her with money and support for the effort

        I’m not so sure they would. Like any business, they’re strategic with their spends. If Sinema gives them what they want, what does she have to hold out for them? Why spend all that money and support on her when there are other races that will be more winnable?

      • db

        I’m thinking it would be worth it to them to hold a Senate seat in a nominally sort-of red area.

    • PieInTheSky

      cant aim shit with it but you can always throw it at the target

  45. The Late P Brooks

    If you ever want to watch a brain lock up – ask someone harping on “tax the rich” and “fair share” exactly how taking money from the wealthy actually improves the quality of life of the poor. This has nothing to do with wanting to make the poor better off.

    A small addendum:

    …taking money from the wealthy and giving it to the government

    • creech

      Brain lock up? Not my experience – said tax slaver usually has a long string of programs to rattle off about how the poor will be helped if only “you rich, uncaring bastards paid your fair share.” Lock up usually only covers the “fair share” definition, which is usually expressed as “I don’t know, but it needs to be ‘more’.”

      • juris imprudent

        They never have a clue how to actually benefit the poor, as most of those programs are for the middle-class (because that’s where the votes are).

      • Akira

        “you rich, uncaring bastards paid your fair share.”

        And you ever notice that a lot of these people are rich, but their definition of “rich” is just slightly above where they are? It’s always those other rich people who need to pay more, not them.

  46. Pope Jimbo

    Dr. Fauci was spotted in Minnesoda with suitcase of cash and a noticeable erection.

    A deadly and highly-contagious rabbit disease was detected this month for the first time in Minnesota.

    The Minnesota Board of Animal Health says that two rabbits died suddenly in Ramsey County earlier this month. Samples from their bodies sent to the USDA’s National Veterinary Services Laboratories confirmed they had Rabbit Hemorrhagic Disease Virus 2 (RHDV2).

    According to officials, RHDV2 is a highly-contagious virus affecting both domestic and wild rabbits. The pathogen poses no threat to humans, nor are other species known to be susceptible.

    Fauci was muttering “not yet, not yet but soon!”

    • Nephilium

      Maybe that explains why I had a headline in my newsfeed the other day along the lines of “After COVID-19, will we be ready for the next pandemic?”

  47. AlexinCT

    Another one bites the dust. At this point it would be easier to keep track of which one of these horrible incidents of racism pan out to be real vs. the number that we find are staged/fake.

  48. Tundra

    Good morning Sloop!

    Thanks for delivering a group of really solid lynx. I especially like the one about naked meat-mogul guy, who apparently has never heard of this little thing we call a “garage”.

    It still sucks that they took away his guns.

    Great song today! Easily in my top five of the theirs.

    Get them before they get you, people!

  49. juris imprudent

    You’ve got to be kidding me.

    Lewandowski, a longtime top aide to Trump, was removed as chairman on the same day that allegations surfaced that he made unwanted sexual advances against Trump donor Trashelle Odom.

    • db

      is that for real

      • Tres Cool

        If Corey was hittin’ both of them….not bad.

    • AlexinCT

      Appeals to emotion targeting immature people…

      /check

    • Raven Nation

      I’m a little confused. Is this an actual attack on DeSantis or is it parody? The reason I ask is the names of the newspapers in the headline screen shots starting around 1:20 in.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    “Six scientists with different experimental evidence debate the existence of the vaginally activated orgasm (VAO).”

    [insert nerd incel joke]

    • juris imprudent

      Incels don’t insert, that’s their problem.

    • Cy Esquire

      IYKYK.

    • AlexinCT

      NO FUCKING WAY???

      You telling me the government’s case based on made up shit also was unconstitutional? What I am really fucking surprised to find out is that they didn’t coopt the court to ignore that and still fuck these enemies of the mandarinate over.

  51. The Other Kevin

    Preseason hockey started last night Toews is back after missing a year with some kind of mystery illness. I probably won’t see any games in person due to the vax mandate, but I am looking forward to seeing how this Blackhawks rebuild turns out.

      • The Other Kevin

        I hope you’re wrong, but there are lots of expectations and so lots of opportunity for disappointment.

    • Translucent Chum

      Wings will suck again. Anyway, all games are going to basically be on ESPN+. You can get the hulu/disney/espn+ for like $13/month. I’m using a vpn so I can be out of market and get all the wings games televised without messing with actual cable or the local RSN. Just a FYI.

    • Tundra

      That’s fucking cruel.

      Also funny.

      But goddmmit you freaks, choose veganism for yourselves, not your kids, not your dogs. Clueless fucks.

      • AlexinCT

        These vegetarian (and vegan) priests have let their own fucking children starve to death, why is anyone surprised to see they are abusing animals?

        I loved the way she pulled the dog away from what it really wanted to eat ,not once, but twice, then killed the feed. When her experiment went south..

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s almost as if Dogs are strong carnivores and cats are obligate carnivores. Humans can survive on a veggie diet because we’re obligate omnivores. Except for the pig, your pets are not.

      • PutridMeat

        “obligate omnivores” – I don’t think so. We are historically omnivores, opportunistic eaters. But not ‘obligate’

  52. Pope Jimbo

    Minnesoda guy from my hometown is about to break all sorts of color barriers. All-Black American crew to climb Mt. Everest.

    A Minnesota native will be part of the first-ever all-Black American expedition to the top of Mount Everest. Their goal is to bring more diversity to the great outdoors.

    Growing up in Detroit Lakes, Eddie Taylor went to national parks with his family to enjoy the great outdoors. Now, his love of nature is about to come full circle.

    Taylor is one of nine Black climbers who will attempt to reach the top of Mount Everest next year.

    “Not a lot of people who look like me have been up there, and I think for someone looking to do that, not seeing someone who looks like themselves out there, really makes things harder.”

    In addition to the monumental achievement, Taylor hopes the climb draws attention to the barriers African Americans face to outdoor spaces and shows other members of the Black community that they belong in nature just like everyone else.

    “If you can show that we can go do this, this is at a high level, someone else can say, ‘I can go outside. I can go camping. I belong in the mountains. I belong outside climbing.’”

    He’s not wrong. Our campgrounds have been lousy with Sherpas ever since Edmund Hilary dragged Tenzing Norgay up Everest to show them what they were capable of.

    • Plisade

      “all-black” =/= “more diversity”

      • Not Adahn

        Of course it does. “Diverse” is an antonym for “white.”

      • Akira

        “Diverse” is an antonym for “white.”

        This used to be just a slogan of nutjob white supremacists, but racialist Left has made it true.

    • Rebel Scum

      Their goal is to bring more diversity to the great outdoors.

      Every time I hike there are people of all stripes on the trails.

      “Not a lot of people who look like me have been up there, and I think for someone looking to do that, not seeing someone who looks like themselves out there, really makes things harder.”

      This racist horseshit is so tiresome.

      • R C Dean

        Not a lot of people, period, have been up there, so . . . .

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Many blacks do seem to have an aversion to rural areas. My brother went fishing with a buddy of his, a black guy from East St. Louis. My brother noticed that his buddy was visibly nervous, and the guy said “You know how you feel when you’re in an inner city neighborhood? That’s how I feel here.”

    • Sean

      How is that considered a carbine?

      • PieInTheSky

        I dont know i am not a lawyer

      • EvilSheldon

        Same way my AR ‘pistols’ are considered pistols.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Raising ratios or relaxing training requirements is an even more horrific idea — threatening the safety and quality of children’s experiences should be rejected out of hand.

    A failed market, you say?

  54. Count Potato

    “Inspired by ‘radical’ politics, the CHE Cafe attempts to reopen at UCSD

    The CHE Cafe at the University of California, San Diego, a space that pays “homage to the Argentine revolutionary” Che Guevara, is attempting to restart this year after operating off-and-on since 1980.

    As its constitution states, the cafe is “a unique meeting and gathering space for radical/leftist/progressive political groups and events.””

    https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=18226

    IANAL, but I could I just burn this place down?

    • PieInTheSky

      Is such homophobia acceptable at University of California, San Diego?

    • Swiss Servator

      Wait until they find out what he thought of black people and gays…

      • juris imprudent

        Revan-CHE!

    • Akira

      IANAL, but I could I just burn this place down?

      The line I always hear from the Left when BLM burns down a building is “it’s just property” and “they probably have insurance anyway”, so I’m sure they’d be fine with it.

  55. DEG

    YouTube’s new rules will prohibit misinformation about any vaccine that has been approved by health authorities such as the World Health Organization and are currently being administered. The platform had already begun to crack down late last year on false claims about the COVID-19 vaccine.

    Nothing to see here… more along to Rumble, bitchute, or Odysee.

    The 18th time thieves tried to steal meat mogul Evan Wexler’s exotic sports cars, he ran naked from his bed with a loaded semi-automatic rifle to fire warning shots from his porch.

    You don’t fire warning shots, but otherwise, he did nothing wrong.

    Two co-hosts — Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro — had to walk off the set live on-air after receiving false positive COVID-19 tests. Harris later did a remote interview in a separate part of the ABC building, and CNN provided additional reporting on the mess.

    According to the report, Harris’ office asked ABC to administer PCR tests within 24 hours of the interview.

    That’ll help with the false positive.

    • Pope Jimbo

      So he actually implemented the Joe Biden Home Defense plan and they are on his ass? That doesn’t seem right.

    • EvilSheldon

      He used deadly force against another person, absent an unavoidable threat to his life. That’s wrong.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    A Minnesota native will be part of the first-ever all-Black American expedition to the top of Mount Everest. Their goal is to bring more diversity to the great outdoors.

    Climbing Everest? It’s attention whores, all the way up.

    • Pope Jimbo

      It would be perfect if instead of Sherpas they got a bunch of beta cracker dudes to carry their gear up Everest.

      “No, man you don’t have to kneel to me, but you do have to lug this backpack up a mountain”

  57. Rebel Scum

    What’s plan C?

    Democrats had pitched parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough on legalizing millions of undocumented immigrants by making a change to the date for when undocumented immigrants within the United States can apply to adjust their legal status.

    But MacDonough told Democrats that the option was a non-starter, according to a copy of the guidance obtained by The Hill. Democrats are pursuing other back-up plans with the Senate referee, according to a source familiar with Democrats’ strategy.

    Changing the registry date is a “weighty policy change and our analysis of this issue is thus largely the same” as for Democrats’ previous proposal to provide legal permanent resident status to some immigrants, MacDonough told Democrats in her guidance.

    “It’s unfortunate. I disagree with her … but we’ll go to plan C,” said Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.).

    • Pope Jimbo

      Was Plan B to kill all those undocumented kids the day after?

  58. PieInTheSky

    Two years ago, a video of a Turkish butcher flamboyantly seasoning a steak went viral

    Now Nusret Gokce, aka #SaltBae, is a multimillionaire with a chain of restaurants

    The Times met the man behind the hype (most of it, his own)

    Now he’s opened a restaurant in Knightsbridge, London, with £630 steaks on the menu.

    “In the old days, nobody said that they were a butcher,” he says. “They would feel not good about it. In Turkey, you would ask a kid, ‘What would you like to be?’ He or she would say, ‘A doctor, an engineer, astronaut.’”

    “Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me. Now, if you ask a kid, they want to be Salt Bae. They see me as an idol. I’m an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time.”

    https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1443195956758040576

    • AlexinCT

      Hitler did what he did because he failed to become a butcher. Or was it an artist? Anyway we need to make sure nobody ever fails at something cause Hitler…

  59. Rebel Scum

    I guess it depends on what the meaning of “is” is.

    These rumors are total garbage and a disgusting lie. These old, tired attacks on conservative women are based on a falsehood that we can’t achieve anything without a man’s help.

    I love Bryon. I’m proud of the God-fearing family we’ve raised together. Now I’m getting back to work

  60. Certified Public Asshat

    Posts continue to circulate online falsely claiming that COVID-19 survivors don’t need vaccines because of natural immunity. In fact, that protection is variable and not long-lasting, so vaccines are still recommended. Here’s our recent look at this claim. https://t.co/NHiepR24T1— AP Fact Check (@APFactCheck) September 29, 2021

    Why does this not work both ways? If you want better protection from covid than just vaccination, get infected too.

    • Akira

      In fact, that protection is variable and not long-lasting

      Yea, the vaccine offers much longer lasting protection. By the way, don’t forget to get your Pfizer™ booster shot every six months for the rest of your life!

      • Rebel Scum

        And keep updating the term “fully vaccinated” to match. (which is a term about as retarded as “full semi-automatic”…)

    • Rebel Scum

      In fact, that protection is variable and not long-lasting,

      In fact, it seems that the entire history of virology and immunology has suddenly ceased to exist.

      so vaccines are still recommended.

      For instance, until recently it was considered dangerous to get a vaccine for something from which an individual has already recovered.

      • R C Dean

        If you’ve recovered, there’s no benefit to the vaccine, so whatever risks it has, however small, mean you shouldn’t get it. This ain’t rocket surgery.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        And if you didn’t recover, then you don’t need it, either.

        (u know, cuz ur ded)

  61. PieInTheSky

    t isn’t just natural gas. Europe needs more coal from Russia too Flag of RussiaRock

    European utilities are being forced to ask Russia for extra coal supply to ease an energy crunch ahead of winter. But it’s hard for Russia to really boost sales on such short notice

    Having largely turned away from coal for years in an attempt to green its electricity generation, Europe is now in a conundrum

    The region’s gas storage sites are only partially full, LNG suppliers are favoring Asia, and intermittent renewables aren’t able to fully meet demand

    https://twitter.com/SStapczynski/status/1443458609929539587

    And the EU is fining Poland millions because they won;t close a coal mine that the Checks say it is close to their border and environmentally unfriendly

    • Tundra

      Poland seems to be the most sane country in Europe. Possibly on the planet.

      • AlexinCT

        Funny how a history being brutalized by evil people from Nazis to marxist forces you to not want or be able to play stupid games, huh?

    • rhywun

      I would say I told you so, Europe, but… you never listen.

  62. The Other Kevin

    This whole going after Sinema thing is example #298,494 of how out of touch they are. Biden was billed as a “moderate Democrat” just like Sinema. That’s why people in Arizona voted for both of them. But Biden’s gone full left and she’s not on board, so she’s the problem.

    • juris imprudent

      You take the bait and we make the switch – it’s like America doesn’t understand the Democratic party.

      • The Other Kevin

        After all these years voters still haven’t figured out they’re being lied to.

      • AlexinCT

        The republican political party is a party of lying status quo shitheads that want approval from a media that hates them. The democrat party is a crime syndicate, and the people that support them are mentally disturbed and actually admire the ruthlessness of the crime bosses.

    • EvilSheldon

      Judging by the audit results, the people in Arizona didn’t vote for him…

  63. The Late P Brooks

    If you want better protection from covid than just vaccination, get infected too.

    Plague Parties!

  64. Rebel Scum

    We must remove the undesirables from polite society.

    Sebelius said, “I think what President Biden has done is balance between what the science says and trying to cajole, encourage, make it easy for people to follow the science. When that turned out not to be as effective, then he turned to more hardened mandates. But what people don’t have a right to do is make other people sick, put other people in jeopardy, risk other people’s lives, risk children’s lives. So I think the president has been walking a line of balancing science and safety and security at every step along the way. Hoping that the mass majority of the American public would follow that lead.”

    This angle really grinds my gears. Either the vax works or it doesn’t (and will not work for a coronavirus…). How about we let people practice medical autonomy and personal risk assessment.

    She added, “It’s a lot like secondhand smoke. You have a right to be a smoker. The science is very clear what smoking will do to you, what cancer will be caused, what kinds of health conditions. You have a right to be a smoker. You don’t have a right to smoke next to my desk, to blow smoke on people, on my children, to force me to live in a housing facility where I am subjected to more smoke. That is a line that we have in this country, which delineates what your individual rights are. I think we’re looking at very much the same situation. OSHA, you’re absolutely right, has always provided guidance and mandates about safety in a workplace. This is not a safe workplace if I’m working with a person that may make me and my family sick. That’s not acceptable.”

    Actually it is not like that at all.

    • The Other Kevin

      All this vaccination talk is just one big exercise in circular reasoning. Instead of being honest and saying vaccines can keep people from being seriously ill, and that’s it, the argument is that vaccinations protect you and everyone around you, but not from unvaccinated people, so everyone needs to be vaccinated so they can be protected even though they’re not.

      • Akira

        And there are all these lies and contradictions from the “public health” establishment, but we’re still treated like the crazy anti-science nutjobs because we don’t immediately believe and obey them.

    • Count Potato

      Well, it is in that second hand smoke is bullshit.

    • R C Dean

      Actually, it is just like secondhand smoke – the risk the Unclean pose to the Elect is vanishingly small, just like the risk of second hand smoke to non-smokers.

      Or, what the Potato said.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      You could use the same argument for driving, and I’m sure they will.

  65. Pope Jimbo

    WORLD ENDS FRIDAY!

    The new Enbridge Line 3 pipeline will become operational on Friday.

    Now witness the power of this fully armedbuilt and operational battle station pipeline. PumpFire at will, commander.

    Enbridge says the upgrade and expansion of its Line 3 pipeline across Minnesota is complete and will become operational on Friday.

    The Canadian-based company’s President and CEO Al Monaco said in a statement Wednesday that the pipeline “will soon deliver the low-cost and reliable energy that people depend on every day.”

    The project was completed despite stiff opposition from local tribes, environmentalists and others, saying that the 337-mile pipeline violated treaty rights, would worsen climate change and would risk spills.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Doh!

      Now witness the power of this fully armed built and operational battle station pipeline. Pump Fire at will, commander.

      • db

        Poor Will!

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        STEVE SMITH PUMP AT WILL. AND BOB. AND JOE. AND…

    • Tundra

      That’s actually great news. How soon before the dumb fucks try to blow it up?

      • Count Potato

        How many people in Minnesoda read the New Yorker?

  66. db

    If I were a “mogul” of anything, the very first thing I would do is make sure I lived absolutely nowhere near New Jersey.

  67. Evan from Evansville

    This is embarrassing: I always knew the name Hüsker Dü, but I couldn’t think of anytime that I’ve heard their songs. I thought it was just a joke name like The Lone Rangers (which is hilarious and Airheads a great flik).

    I just got started listening to Zen Arcade. I’m like 3 songs in. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I’ve been a drummer in like 8 bands, not counting hundreds of just live jam sessions in bars/etc…and it’s fucking blowing my absolute mind away. I’m ashamed that I didn’t know about this, but mostly just curious why I wasn’t exposed to it. Granted it happened well before my origination, but I still listen and love Muddy Waters and other shit that came well before my time.

    This is interesting. I am…feeling a fall-in-love vibe with a band for the first time in doG-knows how long. This is a bit crazy, and I’m in love with it. Swoon. The way a drummer can swoon to something hitting him that hard. Wow.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I thank Tundra for this. Little Miss Information got me started on this kick.

      Thank you. I legit mean it.

      • PieInTheSky

        I still dont know how these people find this obscure music

      • Evan from Evansville

        Meh. Age? Nationality? I just learned that Dave Grohl didn’t like that people were calling Nirvana’s Nevermind ‘brand new’ or something. Something along the lines of: “What we were doing was nothing new! Hüsker Dü was doing it a decade before us.”

        And listening now…um…there’s a lot of truth to that. That album is blowing me away.

      • The Other Kevin

        In my teen years I started listening to WXRT in Chicago. And I still listen to it. It’s been consistently great for decades, and it’s where I’ve always found music that most people would consider obscure.

    • Tundra

      You’re just beginning. Candy Apple Grey is my personal fave, because it contains one of the finest pop songs ever recorded.

      Coincidentally, I linked a Nova Mob song up above. That was Grant Hart’s band after Husker broke up. Also be sure to check out Bob Mould’s solo work, includng Sugar.

      I’m glad you found them. They’ve been part of my life for more than 40 years

      • Evan from Evansville

        Oh, that wasn’t a coincidence. That Nova Mob song and The Rabbit Hole it led to directly led me to Zen Arcade. But I must listen to that album first. STOP TEMPTING ME. I can only get SO erect.

    • egould310

      Husker Du is the beginning of the beginning. The primogeniture. Flip Your Wig will… flip your wig.

      Green Eyes https://youtu.be/-Odqi72sbrY

  68. Tundra

    The pandemic must be over.

    Check out the “we’re gonna make a profit” spin. Idiots.

    Although this story does lay waste to the OMG VARIANTS scare.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Except that if you factor in the “improvements” they made, then they will lose a bit over a million dollars on the deal. But sure, you sold it for more than you bought it for. I guess it is better than losing all $6M.

      I put “improvements” into quotes because I saw an article yesterday (but can’t find it now) that says that the facility had a bunch of leakage that needed to be repaired and it still didn’t work well enough to even store the PPE.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s government accounting. The “improvements” were paid from a different fund.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Inconceivable

    The top border official in the Biden administration admitted to being caught off guard recently by the spike in delta variant coronavirus cases among migrants at the border.

    “What I didn’t expect was the tragic rise of the delta variant,” Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said during a Monday speech at the Migration Policy Institute’s annual immigration law and policy conference in Washington. “I did not expect to be in late September where we are.”

    Mayorkas, who has for months refused to speak on the risk that infected migrants who are released into the United States pose to border communities, said upwards of 20% of that population are sick with the highly contagious disease.

    “Sick”?

    “highly contagious”

    Hahahahaha.

    I do, however, believe Mayorkas is full of shit.

    • The Other Kevin

      Caught off guard. Because nobody could have possibly seen this coming.

    • juris imprudent

      It gets better – did you know we’ve have had COVID restrictions tamping down crossings?

      • rhywun

        OFFS.

  70. DEG

    NH Journal on the protest at yesterday’s NH Executive Council meeting

    WMUR was at least a bit more honest and called the folks behind the protest “anti-vaccine-mandate” instead of “anti-vaccine”.

    Amid shouts of, “We know where you live,” a mob of angry, anti-COVID-19-vaccine protesters forced the cancellation of Wednesday’s Executive Council meeting before it could get started.

    Anti-vax activists associated with the group ReOpenNH were protesting the Council’s consideration of a $27 million contract to expand the state’s efforts to promote and distribute the vaccine.

    The dozen or so protestors effectively took over the meeting, roaming among the attendees shouting complaints about access to Ivermectin for COVID-19 treatment, repeating false claims of “thousands of deaths” from the vaccine, and warning vax supporters they would be treated the way Nazis were treated after World War II.

    “You’re going to be held accountable,” one woman cried. “Maybe not now, but years from now — Nuremberg trials!”

    “FEMA camps!” shouted a man wearing a Karen Testerman for Governor t-shirt, referencing a conspiracy theory about government roundups of non-compliant citizens first circulated by progressives against then-President George W. Bush.

    • UnCivilServant

      So… what really happened?

      • db

        Agitators opposed to the “anti-vaccine-mandate” crowd showed up in a false flag op to discredit opposition to the mandate?

      • Not Adahn

        They were originally going to have the meeting at a FEMA camp in Nuremberg, but it was cancelled due to Covid.

        I may have gotten the details wrong.

      • DEG

        A bunch of folks not affiliated with Reopen NH, but who are also opposed to the vaccine mandate and the Federal contracts being considered at the meeting, decided Reopen NH wasn’t confrontational enough. So those folks got up and disrupted the meeting.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      referencing a conspiracy theory about government roundups of non-compliant citizens

      Didn’t this actually happen though during Katrina? I recall recently watching video footage of the National Guard going to door to door in New Orleans, forcibly disarming residents, and then confiscating any firearms in the house. I assume if the residents didn’t comply, they would be rounded up (if not shot). Without the roundup threat, the gun owners could have just said “no thank you” and slammed the door on the NG without repercussions.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Well, when you go after people who just want to be left the fuck alone by threatening their jobs if they don’t inject a foreign substance that they desperately don’t want to inject then those people are going to get worked up. Maybe not Nuremberg but hopefully this shameful episode will one day be looked on with the same horror as the vaccination of Atlanta black folks in the 1890s newspaper story someone posted a few days ago.

  71. db

    Can anyone recommend software (preferably Linux but Windows will work too) to rip audio tracks from a DVD? I bought a boxed set and assumed that the audio from one of the live DVDs would be duplicated on CD but that was not the case. I’d like to have the audio tracks separate for easier listening.

    • PieInTheSky

      Is that legal?

      • db

        I own the physical media, it should be legal in the US to make a backup copy.

      • Mojeaux

        It is. It’s called format shifting.

    • rhywun

      VLC? I think you can access the separate video and audio files but not sure if the audio tracks are in a format you can listen to.

  72. PieInTheSky

    Putin broke 2 weeks of self-isolation to meet in person with Erdogan, who seemed unimpressed with the Russian president’s self-proclaimed antibody level.

    “It’s very low,” Turkey’s leader said. “My antibody level, for example, is above 1,000.”

    https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/1443251291438858251

    • db

      Oh great, another big dick contest for Biden to get drawn into. Wish I could find a link to that piece of art with Obama and Putin swordfighting.

      • rhywun

        I am relieved that you cannot find a link to that piece of art with Obama and Putin swordfighting

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Erdogan vs. Putin is the rivalry we deserve.

  73. The Late P Brooks

    Can anyone recommend software (preferably Linux but Windows will work too) to rip audio tracks from a DVD?

    Is audacity still around?

    • db

      I have Audacity–will it do that?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That’s a good free DAW, I use Sonar Producer myself, but it’s pricey,

      • db

        I have Ardour DAW installed on one machine, but it doesn’t have a DVD drive in it. I wonder if it can do the track separation.

  74. Lackadaisical

    Uh, they’re just pondering charges? Sorry the kid was inexperienced, but negligence is a thing. And even if it was a group of cyclists, what he did deserves punishment.

    More than negligence, right?

    In the process of purposeful reckless operation of a motor vehicle he caused injury.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I missed it by that much…sorry Count, didn’t see you already got it.

    • Rebel Scum

      Good lord…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      These people are lunatics.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I have to disagree with Cooke here, this kind of shit isn’t funny anymore.

    • rhywun

      It just makes me want to move to Florida. ??‍♂️

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, hot, humid, buggy, stormy, and flat is looking strangely good. At least there’s a lot to do there.

        Rodney D while filming Caddyshack in FL: “It’s like a sauna with gnats!”

    • The Other Kevin

      H/T to Scott Adams, but the best way to hide from the FBI is to pack a backpack, tell everyone you’re going to a vast wildlife preserve, and then don’t go to the vast wildlife preserve.

    • Cy Esquire

      Form the comments:

      “fly’s-ointment
      1 hour ago

      Having just watched the video, it looks like he is a member of Meal Team 6.”

  75. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Last of the daylight on Svalbard. All I can think about when watching this (besides how HAWT her boyfriend is), is: “What kind of rod? What kind of bait/lure? What kind of fish?”

    • PieInTheSky

      watching what?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Looks like Grim’s had a trim.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Looks like Grim’s had a trim.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Double-post?
        Not this shit again?

    • Ownbestenemy

      My guess…cod or some other white fish.

      One day I will get to the land of my people.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        And arctic char ?

    • R C Dean

      Could still be a false flag. I kinda doubt it, but its way too early to rule out this was antifa (molotovs being kinda their signature), which is none too pleased with the Dems these days. The American flag mask could be simple misdirection.

    • rhywun

      “They’re stealing our schtick!”

      /Democrats

      • The Other Kevin

        Molotovs for we but not for thee.

    • Sean

      Gravy Seals

      LOL

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s stupid enough to be Antifa.

  76. Nephilium

    In today’s dumb animals test positive for ‘vid:

    African lions at Akron Zoo test positive for COVID-19

    The lion care team noticed mild coughing, sneezing and decreased appetite in some of the lions. Zoo workers collected fecal samples and sent them to the Ohio Department of Agriculture’s Animal Disease Diagnostic Laboratory in Reynoldsburg for testing. The positive samples will also be sent to to a National Veterinary Services Lab for additional testing, the news release says.

    • Rebel Scum

      My cat sneezed this morning. We’re all doomed.

      • The Other Kevin

        If you can’t get that cat to wear a mask he must be euthanized. For safety.

    • R C Dean

      Zoo workers collected fecal samples

      “OK, who wants to jam a Q-TIp up a lion’s nose? Anybody? Would you rather pick up lion shit?”

      “Dude, we pick up lion shit every day.”

  77. Rebel Scum

    Someone find Bill Pullman. We are going to need a rousing speech.

    A Megacomet—One So Big, It Was Previously Misidentified As a Dwarf Planet!—Is Approaching Our Solar System

    In 2014, two astronomers at the University of Pennsylvania, Pedro Bernardinelli and Gary Bernstein, discovered a similar celestial object. It appeared to be much bigger than the Great Comet, but its precise size had remained unclear. In fact, it was initially misidentified as a dwarf planet, but was later reclassified as a comet after it showed signs of activity.

    Now, scientists from the International Dark Energy Survey Project have determined that the new “megacomet”, named Comet C/2014 UN271, has a diameter of a whopping 160 km! Its mass is more than ten times the mass of the Hale-Bopp, and it’s currently heading towards our solar system.

    • R C Dean

      100 mile diameter? “Signs of activity”?

      THAT’S NOT A COMET!

      • R.J.

        MEGA COMET should be a new Cryptid.

      • db

        It’s MAGA Comet. It’s the greatest comet, huge, really, and the classiest.

      • Rat on a train

        Does it have us caught in a tractor beam?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      International Dark Energy Survey Project

      Shit like this is why I left the physics program for engineering.

      I for one, welcome the SCOD.

    • Mojeaux

      Someone find Bill Pullman. We are going to need a rousing speech.

      *surreptitiously wipes tears off face*