Sometimes it’s very difficult to get into the proper mindset to cast a horoscope when there’s so many adorable distractions around, but we’ll give it a go.
This week is dictated by the progression of the moon, as the other planets are being antisocial. Monday is a good day to try something new in your love life (or to try and start one) with the Earth passing between the Moon and Venus then. Later on Thursday, something similar happens but with Jupiter, so focus on leadership/management issues then. It’s also a particularly good day for standup comics, though I have no idea if comedy clubs are even open on Thursday nights, and I’m far too lazy to see the specific hours involved to make late Wednesday night/Thursday morning count.
Scorpio gets off to a kind of rough start, compared to the possibilities. It’s not bad, it’s just that the good stuff is either left behind in Libra or has moseyed on ahead into Sagittarius. Now, since the sun has moved out of Libra, the Mars/Mercury duo take on a different meaning. It’s a good sign for merchants, arbitrage, traders and the like. Bad news for lawyers.
How do you draw so many cards reversed?
Scorpio: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity.
Sagittarius: The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment
Capricorn: The Blank Card – No advice. Try again later.
Aquarius: 4 of Wands reversed – prosperity, increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment.
Pisces: Ace of Swords reversed – Great force used against you, or your use of force results in disaster
Aries: 3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.
Taurus: 9 of Coins reversed – Roguery, deception, voided project, bad faith.
Gemini: 4 of Swords – Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb
Cancer: 7 of Swords – Design, attempt, wish, hope, confidence; also quarrelling, a plan that may fail, annoyance.
Leo: 5 of Swords reversed – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishono\r, loss
Virgo: 5 of Coins reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy.
Libra: 7 of Wands reversed – Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. Uncooperative bouncer. It is also a caution against indecision.
Meh, I’m puerile ~90% of the time. Sometimes petty, especially when it comes to politicians and douchebags. But I repeat myself.
Less good.
Downright terrifying!
This is the best I’ve gotten since you started this series. Thanks, I’ll take it.
Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishono\r, loss
Fitting for starting a new job tomorrow.
Best wishes to you.
Thanks!
Good luck!
Thanks!
I also wish you well. Horrible Leo horoscope this week. Ignore and conquer!
Thanks!
I’m catching up on old threads from when I was in Florida. I’m watching “RoboVampire” now. Wow. Bunny hopping vampires. Wow.
Good luck! I hope you are wildly successful!
Thanks!
Playing the start-up lotto again.
Added benefit: The company is too small to be effected by Biden’s mandates. LET’S GO BRANDON!
Go get ’em, DEG!
Thanks!
As others have said, I hope everything is awesome tomorrow.
Thanks!
You might find this of interest: One of these, fitted with a Parker-Hale 5c sight, followed me home from Florida.
Noice!
I won an auction for one of these the other night:
https://forum.vintageairgunsgallery.com/walther/walther-lg-55t-dst/
No tyrolean stock or DST, but I am quite pleased.
Nice!
Those are both beautiful! Congrats all the way around!
You’ll do fantastic!
Thanks!
Remember, don’t bang the cleaning lady.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/436919601328494355/
No fishing off the company pier.
Good luck at the new gig DEG.
Thanks!
Time to get some work done outside before the Sun goes down.
“Capricorn: The Blank Card – No advice. Try again later.”
Seems appropriate for current legal situation. I suppose it could have been worse.
Virgo: 5 of Coins reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy.
That makes much more sense than last week,
Sagittarius: The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment
Marriage?
*makes warding-off sign*
The rest, I’ll take.
Did your last wife insist that you thread comments?
That does explain things.
And people think *I’m* acerbic.
It’s been a long month.
And people
thinkpoint out that *I’m* acerbic.FIFY
Does this mean my husband will forget to get me orange chicken while he’s out?
Thanks for assisting with my meal choice today!! Yuuummm
I ended up with Thai instead because not a single one of the many Chinese places around here has the option to order extra white rice on Uber Eats.
Happy to help!
mmmm… orange chicken.
*scratches head*
Aquarius: 4 of Wands reversed – prosperity, increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment.
“I feel pretty, oh, so pretty!”
I really look forward to Lily! What a great pup!
She makes up for the shitty Leo horrorscope.
Gemini: 4 of Swords – Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb
and another thing about that Meghan McCain………… – DJT45
I won’t get to watch the Packer game today. But they are wearing their new ‘throwback’ uniforms, that people are saying are awesome, but they are literally a copy of a local HS.
It’s a throwback to the uniforms the Packers wore in the 1950s.
I liked those 1929 blue uniforms, although I wish that the TV rules didn’t require the numbers in the circle on the front to be so big.
Those uniforms were in black and white!
Also, the only ones that looked any good were the 75th ones.
Ah yes, the Halloween 1994 game when they completely fucked up the Chicago Team’s celebration.
Lily with one of her good friends, Ginger.
I prefer Mary Ann.
Ted get’s it.
Threesome is the correct answer.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=mary+ann+harry+belafonte&atb=v198-1&ia=web
Ted is totally correct, although DEG raises a good point.
Same with WKRP – Jan Smithers vs. Loni Anderson.
Threesome.
Relevant.
Drool
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24640-N-Us-Highway-85-Newcastle-WY-82701/2069503675_zpid/
BIG DROOL
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/LOT-14-Redwing-Ln-Sundance-WY-82729/2076956305_zpid/
Only with Lots 13, 15, & 16. Still doesn’t have enough trees but looking better.
Not many trees in eastern WY, but way cheaper than western WY
I don’t see a house.
Nope – just 40 acres of happiness
Mule sold separately?
Yummy! Wife is also warming to WY. Basically anywhere but a city. Land, a crick, some woods for grands to get lost in and peace of mind
Looks cold, windy, ronery and the ceiling is too low. Other than that, it looks nice.
You’re right. I don’t’ see any downsides, either.
This guy gets it
No water.
God I hope the ceiling is insulated. WY gets a bit cold in the winter for bare metal.
Those galvanized panels are just decorative. You can see it in the, I assume, unfinished bedroom ceiling.
Hmmm…Let’s do the later.
Anyone link this yet? A seemingly rare, feel-good story.
I don’t believe it. Those are just a myth.
All of them deserve a beer
OMG this sort of anarchy can not be permitted. At the very least they need to undergo at least 200 hours of training and obtain proper licensing from the government.
Hmm, I’m guessing Solkjaer will be looking for employment tomorrow.
Sounds like Sloopy is going to be insufferable tomorrow too.
I’ll get it started early:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you wanted a good match, you should have gotten up early to watch the women’s final in Moscow.
Well, ports backup is reduced by 40 containers
https://twitter.com/USCGPacificNW/status/1451717900448919553?s=20
Same ship, different day
https://twitter.com/CoastGuardCAN/status/1452308588286861316?s=20
Pay no attention to this. There must be a Republican or at the very least somebody unvaccinated that is to blame.
I’m enjoying this series: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0g1kSwASIt1rJeYNvlYqGuzQ2TakjBan
Cool!
And I thought the US media was fawning. She, and the rest of the Gauleiters, should fear they are in danger of neck stretching. That their own evil actions brought upon themselves.
https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/security-fears-follow-dr-bonnie-henry-even-during-royal-victoria-race-1.24365721
You would think that a health official who needs a security detail would clue someone it…
I wonder how much of that story is propaganda.
All of it?
Times Colonist? Such a problematic name for a newspaper.
Hear, hear.
The feel-good story of the day.
So they were vaccinated, outside, and ran a marathon with masks on. These people are insane.
Doing a smoked tritip following this…figured why not listen to a pretty lady
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7SqVWn19T4
Strips were on sale this week.
Double strip day – lunch and dinner.
https://youtu.be/GAnRAHYP6wU
Thought of you when this showed up in my playlist this AM. Way too much screaming, but the last three minutes or so are worth it just to see the other voice actress in tears from laughing so hard.
The are both cute as can be.
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I don’t follow.
Sorry. A few months back posted a video featuring the same actress and you made note how cute she was.
Ah. ?
Cute doesn’t make up for the humidity. They’re making a good go of hiding it, but I feel the immersion sauna dripping off the screen and beginning of inescapable heat sickness.
From memory I think they said 34C. Yup…
Tritip is the one, true BBQ.
I’ve changed my mind…I’m going to treat as a brisket and take up to 200. Doable if you wrap to retain some of the low moisture
Whole Foods and Sprouts did not have any turkeys this weekend. Son found some reasonable sized ones at Kroger today. Effed up supply chain. Let’s Go Brandon!
One and only roll of turkey bulk sausage at Meijer – meant for our brunch today – turned out to be bad. ?
(We didn’t eat it – TT smelled it as soon as he cut the package open.)
You guys obviously need to learn to lower your expectations.
Sorry that your treadmills were late, GT and TARDis. Clearly you are spoiled and decadent.
/Brandon Administration
One would think they would want us to have our green energy treadmills delivered on time. This way we could be disconnected from the power grid and power our own homes with our decadent corpulent bodies.
My wife has already endured 30 years with me. How much lower must her expectations go?
That’s a bummer. Glad you won’t be getting Salmonella or something though.
That’s not salmonella, it’s covid.
There is now a big branded truck in Manhattan vending edibles and weed by the gram. G/d bless America.
We’re ‘allowed’ 5 deer this year per license but each deer after 1 requires an additional $2.50 tag. I bought a license and 1 bonus tag so I can take two. I’m not sure I want 2 or even if I can get one but I’ll sit out like a squirrel in a tree waiting, waiting. Bucket list fulfillment anticipation.
Good hunting 20×4!
GlibChallenge: How far can you make it in this article before throwing up? It builds and builds, so be forewarned.
I made it almost to the end. There’s just so much going on that is the worst of everything. It’s really quite remarkable.
I didn’t throw up. I laughed at the idiocy of the excerpt you posted.
Sign of the times: During the Packer halftime show, there was an ad for a granite countertop company or somesuch advertising their short lead times, which I’m assuming is a reference to the supply chain issues.
Oh, I see the Vikes are playing the Cowpokes in the primetime game. This won’t end well.
Tritip rubbed and almost ready to hit the smoke. Also decided some pork chips too since I had thawed them and almost forgot about them. They are sitting in a marinade.
Since I’m doing hickory, they can share the smoker
Forgot Pic
https://pasteboard.co/rOiYvY9WBwjF.jpg
Yum….but did you get the tiki bar set up?????
Half way! That photo was at least using it for food prep
?
Where’s the gun?
Also a apple jalapeños bbq sauce for the pork. Brussel sprouts, potato salad and a salad. Then people can decide if they want pork or beef.
Good looking piece of meat.