IFLA: The “So… Tired…” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 10

by | Oct 10, 2021 | IFLA | 94 comments

Too… tired… to stand… but… must… keep… fighting…

 

IFLA

Stuff!  Like, in the skies and such!

The week begins with “aw shit, duck and cover” with MERCURY RETROGRADE lining up with Mars and the sun to blast us with harsh vibes.  Fortunately, that breaks up quickly.  What’s not so fortunate is that MERCURY RETROGRADE links up with other celestial events afterwards, to wit:  Saturn goes station direct this week, so finally that big boy will begin to make some progress through the zodiac. Saturn’s progress is very very slow.  There’s a reason Saturn is associated with lead. But on Friday, Venus will pass between MERCURY RETROGRADE and the aforementioned Saturn, portending a major breaking of a romantic relationship.  Possibly by death, but MERCURY RETROGRADE’s style is a bit more “partner discovered engaging in unsanctioned relations through a completely improbable series of coincidences.”  So we non-celestial-worthy types might get some entertainment out of it.  Tuesday-ish we’ll be subjected to the opposing forces of MERCURY RETROGRADE (purely random nonsense) and Jupiter retrograde (misrule) so I’d avoid parking meters or downtown areas in their entirety then.

Next week:  A loved one is needed in order for you to keep your shit together.

This week has a lot of cards that refer to embarrassment.

 

Horoscope for the Week of October 10

Libra:  The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Scorpio:  The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble, deceit, glory.

Sagittarius:  Three of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

Capricorn:  Judgement – Change of position, renewal, outcome. Another account specifies total loss though lawsuit.

Aquarius:  King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Pisces:  Four of Cups reversed – Someone sees through your bullshit.

Aries:  Two of Coins reversed – Enforced gaiety, simulated enjoyment, literal sense, handwriting, composition, letters of exchange, a joke at your expense.

Taurus:  Queen of Wands – A woman who is fond of a child, love of comfort, openness, discretion.

Gemini:  Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

Cancer:  Eight of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

Leo:  Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages, rule, management, bills, bill collectors.

Virgo:  Queen of Cups reversed – You know when you have a nice romantic evening, but your date gets so sloppy drunk that you don’t have sex?  Yeah, that’s what this card is.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

94 Comments

    • Tonio

      Great video. Thanks. I love how she brings up that plate tectonics used to be a crackpot idea and wasn’t accepted until the 1960s. Also that double-blind methodology was developed to debunk pseudoscience claims.

      “Society of Truth-Loving Men.” Von Hoven is my new hero. Never heard of him before. Thanks.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      But which cinnamon? True cinnamon, or cassia? I can’t spare 11 or even 6 minutes.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I love it when she gets into politics. It’s perfect reminder of how stupid smart people can be.

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    “Virgo: Queen of Cups reversed – You know when you have a nice romantic evening, but your date gets so sloppy drunk that you don’t have sex? Yeah, that’s what this card is.”
    What if you’re the drunk?

  2. Not Adahn

    It’s great chili weather: cool and a bit on the gray side. Completely unlike San Antonio where it was invented. Go figure.

    • CPRM

      I made chili on wednesday. My chili cooks for hours, so by the time it was done I wasn’t hungry. Some in the freezer, a bit in the fridge.

  3. Raven Nation

    Pisces: uh oh

  4. CPRM

    Taurus: Queen of Wands – A woman who is fond of a child, love of comfort, openness, discretion

    I think I saw that movie on Pornhub.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: Three of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

    That’s the ticket!

    *puffs out chest, struts around homeless shelter*

  6. Not Adahn

    I started rewatching The Expanse. So far season 1 is better than I remembered it being. I don’t know if I’ll make it through before S6 is complete (1/14/22?)

    • rhywun

      I wonder if Amazon has deigned to put out a hardcopy of either S04 or S05.

      • Raven Nation

        Blue-ray for s4

      • rhywun

        Sweet! Wish-listed.

        I thought they were going to push it on Prime forever.

    • CPRM

      I love Thomas Jane, but I couldn’t get into it.

    • Not Adahn

      Wow. They foreshadowed the S4/5 bombardment in S1.

  7. Tundra

    Leo: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages, rule, management, bills, bill collectors.

    I think I’ll ignore this and enjoy more Killer Lily pics!

    • Not Adahn

      She’s started digging up pine saplings that are in her way to the chipmunk nests. I’m surprised at how shallow the root systems are.

      • Tundra

        Your yard will be rodent free in no time.

      • Jerms

        I have two dogs that have destroyed my lawn trying to catch moles. They smell them and by the time they dig the critter is gone.
        Gotta figure out how to get the moles myself to save my yard.

  8. gbob

    I demand a refund. Your projections failed to warn me that I would have a knife pulled on me yesterday, and a gun put to the back of my head about a half hour ago.

    Boy, driving an Uber is fun sometimes.

    • The Hyperbole

      Jesus, man. Did they at least tip you well .

      • gbob

        Pfft. Passengers never tip.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        So, just the tip then.

      • hayeksplosives

        I have always tipped my Uber drivers except for one inept and rude one.

        When I have an in-and-out business trip I vastly prefer Uber to messing with a rental car.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Euphemism?

      • CPRM
      • gbob

        First was an angry confrontation with a Pakistani uber driver over a dispute in the airport parking lot.

        Half hour ago was me doing a pick up in a housing project. Customer never showed up, so I canceled. As I’m ready to drive off, the passenger hops in my car (my bad for not locking door immediately) and disputed me not being willing to take him. Some back and forth as I ask him to leave, then he pulls a gun on me and tells me he’s going to smoke me on the spot.

        He didn’t, as you might be able to deduce.

        It’s been a weekend, thats for sure.

      • CPRM

        a Pakistani uber driver

        taking all those good Cabby jobs from all the other knife-wielding Pakistanis. Fucking Uber.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dude! Remind us where you live?

        I took Uber once, a few years ago (someone else’s account). Tipped $5.

      • CPRM

        Last I recall he was around Beefalo, USNY or some such.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Glad you’re OK. You going to go mimic your avatar now?

      • db

        Yikes. I’m assuming there’s a way to report that to Uber and the police such that the miscreant can be identified.

    • Not Adahn

      I hope you left the passenger a scathing review.

      • Ted S.

        The passenger would probably threaten him again.

    • westernsloper

      Holy crap! Kind of makes my day look good.

  9. hayeksplosives

    Is it too much to ask for Aaron Rodgers to get sacked a dozen times today?

    • Ted S.

      They didn’t call the penalty when he was tripped.

      • hayeksplosives

        Ok, I’ll settle for the pick he just threw.

  10. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Joke away, ya bastards!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Better than the usual Doom and Gloom,
      Cheers!

  11. MikeS

    Pisces: Four of Cups reversed – Someone sees through your bullshit.

    At least this isn’t bullshit: Happy John Prine Day!

  12. Jerms

    In King Kullen just now skirt steak $25.99 a pound. What the hell happened?

    • hayeksplosives

      Elections have consequences.

      • Q Continuum

        Stolen elections have consequences.

        FIFY.

    • Sean

      Fucking
      Joe
      Biden
      And the CCP.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Lets go Brandon!

    • Jerms

      BBQ guests are getting London Broil I guess.

  13. Ted S.

    Only one photo?

  14. R.J.

    I was just reminded that Soylent Green was set in 2022. Something to look forward to next year. Perhaps a real world vs. Soylent Green comparison?

  15. Sean

    Season 3 of Tacoma FD is rocking it.

    • MikeS

      Strong. Like retarded bull.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        So, like Vin Deisel?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Hold my pivo.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Seems a logical choice to me.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Elle a l’aire gentille.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        air. rouillée!

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Back in college, I knew a girl whose dad was an ATF agent in Fresno. Apparently, he had a trunk full of seized full-auto’s in his Crown Vic once, popped into a 7-11 or somesuch, comes out and it’s gone. Stolen. It was recovered an hour later, just around the corner. Seems that whoever stole it, took one look around at it, realized it was a cop car, and just bailed. Did not want to be the dude busted for that GTA. The trunk was still full of the MG’s.

      • DrOtto

        The one stolen car case the cops would actually attempt to solve.

    • Ted S.

      Why don’t they just blame the unvaxxed?

    • rhywun

      Saw that. That shit doesn’t happen in my neighborhood.

      /knock on wood

      • Sean

        Awwww. I was gonna hit you up for some Tide.

      • Ted S.

        You’re going to eat some Tide pods to tide you over from those small BBQ portions?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        rhywun, where is Nassau Co. in vax cards?

      • rhywun

        I wouldn’t know anything about Nassau County. Haven’t been there in a decade or more.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      You know, pretty soon stores are gonna start charging people to get in and then start closing the unprofitable ones.

      This is when we will be informed of the food and dish detergent desert.

      • rhywun

        Already happening, minus the start charging to get in part.

  16. Sean

    Got some takeout bbq for lunch today. Portion sizes are down. ?

    • Ted S.

      Just trying to keep you from getting fat(ter).

      • Sean

        I weighed in at my normal 148 lbs this morning. I think I’m managing ok on my own.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ~10.5st

      • Sean

        ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Chockolat rettion increased. Now in more convenient quarter-ounce* size!

        *Yeah, metric, yada.

  17. Timeloose

    Inspired by Tulip’s fermented hot sauce articles I prepared and jarred my own today.

    Three different types:

    Habanero, onion, mango, pineapple, and ginger.
    Jalapeño, kiwi, and chive.
    Roasted poblano, Serrano, onion, garlic, and cumin.

    • Tulip

      Ooh, those sound good