¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Oct 12, 2021 | Daily Links | 347 comments

Four more meetings and I need to make some graphs for a lady in Amityville, NY.

The horror.

 

Lets get linking!

This guy in The Bahamas would have an easier time if he knew how to swing a hammer.  But he did inspire today’s music choice.

Whoa. Holy Ruger P90 Batman!

Mexico would like to know what they used before candles.

Not only is that clearly a guitar, Mexicans clearly have never seen Desperado. None of this would be necessary if not for Indiana’s loose gun laws.

Another misleading headline.  They can’t  ring back the dead.

Two weeks ago…how did I miss this gem from the free shit brigade?

He got COVID and survived…who the fuck cares AP?

I need a ruling here. The Bolivian Air Force may have ruined a Glibertarians.com running gag.  There are currently 867 active inside jokes on this website

A couple guys in the RED HORSE unit I was deployed with did this to a CMSgt that nobody liked.  In the middle of summer. In southern Iraq.  He deserved it.

 

Today’s music choice.

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347 Comments

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      LOL, way good LH!

  1. Rebel Scum

    Mexico’s president presented details on Monday of a proposal that is likely to squeeze out hundreds of private power generating plants and may provoke complaints under the Mexico-U.S.-Canada free trade accord known as the USMCA.

    This is a shocking development.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It certainly will generate some controversy.

      • Not Adahn

        The government never welcomes challenges to its power.

      • Plisade

        #resistance

      • Not Adahn

        Watts a few more nationalized industries here and there?

      • SDF-7

        They’ll fund magnet schools for the purpose.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Ohm my god, the puns are shockingly bad!

      • rhywun

        Someone’s angling to grab more power.

      • Sensei

        Spark some strong words?

      • Animal

        Just more current affairs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is more of an impedance to the grander plans

      • SDF-7

        Stop resisting!

    • SDF-7

      Only if they amp it up. Otherwise it may be re-volting.

    • Not Adahn

      Are we sure that’s even legal? We should get Coulombo on the case.

      • SDF-7

        It may take a little while. I hear he went on a fishing trip and there’s an alternating current.

      • Animal

        Yeah, he needed some time to get himself grounded.

    • juris imprudent

      Brown-outs in Mexico?

    • db

      I’m going to wait to comment on this until Mho-jeaux is here. She’ll know how to conduct a better discussion.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’m keeping an eye-on you.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Ohm myy!

    • The Gunslinger

      Well, I would guess there are probably 3-phases to their plan.

      • The Gunslinger

        A. Close private power plants.
        B. Open Mexican power plants.
        C. Profit.

      • Rebel Scum

        Watts wrong?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thanks Swissy, that getting too amped up,

      • Ownbestenemy

        He may have thrown a shunt into our plans but it will just branch the current puns and we will send it to ground!

      • Animal

        Yeah, these comments are real joules.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      What do the ZAPatas have to say about this?

  2. Not Adahn

    RED HORSE

    Was it amazing?

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Martha Sepúlveda Campo, 51, was ready to die on Sunday.

    Days before, she had been all smiles while joking with her son and having a beer to celebrate what would have been her death by euthanasia.

    Sepúlveda would have been the first patient without an immediate terminal prognosis — those expected to live for six months or less — to receive euthanasia in Colombia, a country considered a pioneer in the right to a dignified death, both in Latin America and globally.

    But on Saturday, a committee from the center where she had planned to undergo euthanasia, the Instituto Colombiano del Dolor, reversed the decision, saying Sepúlveda does not meet the requirement for being terminal.

    Is Colombia suddenly suffering a shortage of drugs to OD on? Christ, this supply chain problem is way worse than I thought.

    • Tundra

      Helium should be available. Quick, painless and no mess.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nitrogen. More abundant on earth, and no funny noises.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Since my predecessor did absolutely jack shit with the schedule for the remaining portion of the year and obviously didn’t refer to it when he approved leave for everyone, I am left holding the bag getting to move people’s shifts. Rookie mistake on his part really, but damn.

    Plus I get to make a tech go to OKC who is absolutely bonkers regarding COVID (except around us…for some reason). FAA has said, its fine, go and we aren’t taking “its scary” as an excuse anymore. Her hold up? That the hotel she stays at might have COVID lurking about. No shit…what insanity.

    • Sensei

      See if you can make the tech fly Southwest.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They are our preferred carrier for travel. But we also offer a sweet deal to drive during COVID. This means OT for travel which is costing the taxpayer some pretty pennies.

      • juris imprudent

        That will have her out of your hair longer.

    • Not Adahn

      Now I want a Del Rancho steak sandwich.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Have her ride the rails. Railroad worker strike looming.

  5. rhywun

    He got COVID and survived…who the fuck cares AP?

    He even likes the right Brazilian soccer team. *swoon*

  6. Not Adahn

    “I’m sure that if the government of Guerrero invests in cultural matters, we will have a pacified state,” he said.

    About that translation…

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Truth, justice and the American Way

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will no longer conduct mass raids on workplaces where undocumented immigrants are employed, according to a new order by Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

    The real problem, Mayorkas said in a memorandum released Tuesday, are “exploitative employers,” not unauthorized workers.

    “Under the previous administration, these resource-intensive operations resulted in the simultaneous arrest of hundreds of workers,” DHS said about the change. While the raids attracted attention and made headlines, the agency says they “were used as a tool by exploitative employers to suppress and retaliate against workers’ assertion of labor laws.”

    The announcement is part of a shift in strategy under the Biden administration that puts a new emphasis on going after businesses and employers that violate labor laws. In addition to halting mass raids, it supports the idea of exercising prosecutorial discretion to spare workers from charges if they witness or are the victims of abuse or exploitation in the workplace.

    What else is there to say?

    • Drake

      If they didn’t want illegal immigration, it would end in a week.

      • juris imprudent

        They are making up for the previous 4 years.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Shows that Trump’s immigration policies made an impact. Trumps next 4 years should set Lefty schemes back a decade.

    • rhywun

      Maybe they would be less exploitative if they weren’t hiring illegals in the first place? Gosh, I dunno.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — I’d have no problem with a focus on enforcement of not hiring / exploiting illegals if it meant drying up the jobs market and hence the incentive to come here illegally.

        Want the labor? Get work visas like you’re supposed to.

    • Sean

      Really lends credence to that theory about displacing American workers, eh?

    • Ghostpatzer

      The real problem, Mayorkas said in a memorandum released Tuesday, are “exploitative employers,” not unauthorized workers.

      *checks out local lawn care dudes*

      Trouble in paradise. We are all Tulpa exploitative employers.

    • R C Dean

      it supports the idea of exercising prosecutorial discretion to spare workers from charges if they witness or are the victims of abuse or exploitation in the workplace.

      “So, tell us, Jesus. Do you want to stay in this country? Because we’ll let you stay if you tell us your employer has been abusing and exploiting you.”

      Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

      • db

        Cue all the “epidemic of human trafficking” and “domestic slavery” articles.

        Not that there aren’t real cases of domestic slavery. That shit is unconscionable. But there will be a rash of stories about it that sweep the real problem away.

  8. Rebel Scum

    They can’t ring back the dead.

    Well you can call but they will not answer.

    • SDF-7

      Frankly, I think it would be worse if they did….

      • hayeksplosives

        +1 Monkey’s Paw.

    • db

      What about *69-ing the dead?

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not into cold-packing but as long as it’s not my relative, go ahead.

  9. Drake

    I guess I can kind of understand an native American not liking Columbus – their ancestors came here, killed all the people who got here earlier, and were doing okay when Columbus showed up.

    But an African guy in the Bahamas? I know some of his ancestors got screwed, but would he really rather be in Africa?

    • R C Dean

      were doing okay when Columbus showed up

      Well, except for the periodic starvation, constant low-level warfare, and consequent rape, maimings, killings, and slavery.

      • Drake

        And human sacrifice.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ^ this, watch some Dan Carlin,

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Yeah, but other than those minor inconveniences they were doing great.

      • ignoreLander
      • Stillhunter

        But enough about the modern world…

    • hayeksplosives

      We’re they doing ok though? They were still fighting with other tribes, chewing on deerskin to soften it enough to wear, they hadn’t figured out how to smelt iron or write stuff down (except for Mayans (who then went under), Aztecs were sacrificing people, eskimos were ass raping kids as a cultural norm, the Mississippian culture (mound builders) were plowing all their wealth into graves. Etc etc.

      Unless the rest of the world had a Prime Directive going on, the overthrow of the Americas was going to happen inevitably.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Those with the Weapons rule those who do not, it’s ever been so,
        /ROME!

    • Loveconstitution1789

      AmerIndians mostly welcomed Europeans. By the time we realized governments lie, cheat, steal, and enslave you it was too late.

      To be fair, our grandest form of government were multi-tribe councils.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wait…when did it move to 5.5? Wasn’t it just 3.5 last week?

      • Breet Pharara

        Inflation affects us all buddy.

      • Not Adahn

        that number probably includes the $1.5G that the Rs already agreed to.

      • R C Dean

        That gets it to $5TT. Where’d the other $500BB come from?

        Confident prediction: when the dust settles, the Repubs will compromise for $6TT.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Nothing left to add.

      • Plisade

        Inflation.

    • rhywun

      OMG the replies….

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. DON’T YOU DARE TAKE AWAY OUR MONEY. Fuck it seriously…just get this all over with.

      • hayeksplosives

        This is one of the reasons I tanked a retirement account in order to buy a house outright last week. It will be harder for them to take my property than to take my money or just devalue it to the point it doesn’t matter.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Exactly, if Shit goes down, it’s yours, Molon Labe.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        To be fair, everyone who has a mortgage will own the land when the shit hits the fan.

        I get spending retirement funds on land but Its a free-for-all in the apocolypse.

      • kinnath

        The wife and I closed on a tiny house in small-town Iowa last week.

        We are officially slum lords now.

      • Stillhunter

        I’m showing this to my wife. This is exactly what I told her. I want to buy land. She’s not convinced yet that keeping our money in a retirement account is bordering on stupidity.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Everyones retirement accounts will be nationalized or vaporize.

        Land is important but owning outright or with a mortgage will still effectively be your land once everything goes tits up.

  10. Tundra

    Whoa. Holy Ruger P90 Batman!

    Huh?

    Ah, you mean next to Salma.

    Thank you, Señor!

    • db

      Yes, and please, don’t point that at the extremely hot lady you’re standing next to.

    • Nephilium

      Not this Desperado?

  11. Rebel Scum

    They will be dismissed and put on a list.

    A substantial number of the military’s most elite operators, including Navy SEALs and fighter pilots, are seeking an exemption from the vaccine mandate, and many of those individuals are planning a change of career if an exemption is not granted, the Daily Caller has learned. Active members of multiple branches of the armed services, who spoke to the Daily Caller on the condition of anonymity so they could speak freely, described being subjected to pressure campaigns and experiencing worsening morale as the Pentagon rolls out its mandate before the end of the year.

    Davis Younts, an attorney representing dozens of troops who are seeking religious or medical accommodations for the vaccine mandate, said that most of his clients are not going to comply with the mandate even if they aren’t granted an exemption. “My clients, the guys I’m representing, and the SEALs I’ve spoken to, are what we’re calling ‘hard no’s’… that means you’re going to submit a religious accommodation request, you’re going to submit a medical exemption based on where you’re at… and then if it’s not approved, they’re not going to take the vaccine.”

    The direct consequences for refusing a lawful order to get vaccinated are unclear as of now, and will likely vary from case to case. Republicans on Capitol Hill have wrestled with the Biden administration and Pentagon leadership on whether or not those who refuse the mandate can be dishonorably discharged, and the Army has said that “continued failure to comply could result in administrative or non-judicial punishment – to include relief of duties or discharge.”

    • SDF-7

      The mail from HR on the mandate dropped today.

      I *think* I’m spared (for now at least) as I don’t work with parts of the company directly dealing with the Fed / contracting. (It calls it out, so I’m assuming I’d know if I was part of that). If I cared to go onto a site I’d have to do jab or testing — but since they pushed me to be remote, I’ll just avoid that issue. We’ll see what really happens.

      Kind of annoys me that the email starts off citing the Fed contracting Executive Order then says “to comply with the federal law” though — it explicitly is NOT a law, you ninnies… even kids who paid half attention to Schoolhouse Rock would know that.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’m getting really annoyed at this push to claim it’s a “law”.

    • Tundra

      When did these guys become ‘operators’?

      Hello Operator!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      almost like they want to create a “dark” army, careful boys, they will bite!

    • Q Continuum

      Miami, as fucked up as it is in general, is relatively sane politically.

      /UMiami, MS Physics

    • rhywun

      I’m confused with all the Arts.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Why would, considering Acevedo’s track record, any city consider hiring him?

      • Not Adahn

        Ask Houston and Miami.

  12. Q Continuum

    I sit on my deck at 7500′ with impending snow, smoking a cigar and drinking champagne on my 40th birthday. Yes, I was born on evil Columbus Day (trad.).

    https://archive.is/0Wmd8

    Titty Birthday Tuesday.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well happy birthday to you and may you enjoy it to the fullest…

    • db

      Happy Birthday to you!

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday, my brother!

      Make it count!

    • SDF-7

      Happy Birthday, Q.

    • juris imprudent

      Hope your day is a bust, I mean filled with busts.

    • The Other Kevin

      Happy birthday! Thanks for buoying our moods in these dark times.

      • Q Continuum

        No matter what they take from us, tits are eternal.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Happy birthday! Nice gif(t)s, too.

    • Lady Z

      Happy birthday!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Birthday Cheers young Man!
      /Tall Cans! for Q!

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Happy birthday, Twoscore!

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Ride it til the tits fall off buddy.

  13. Not Adahn

    Q for the lawyers:

    In re: the LCPS covering up the rape in the bathroom, aren’t school officials “mandatory reporters” who are required by law to tell the cops when a sexual assault has occurred? Or is that not a thing in VA?

    • Q Continuum

      Only if said assault doesn’t contradict THE NARRATIVE.

      In all seriousness, if people don’t get fired/lose their jobs/get sued into penury I formally call on G-d to give Loudon County the Sodom & Gomorrah treatment. As a birthday wish.

    • db

      Yeah, that is beyond fucked up.

      • db

        My guess is that it’ll turn out that the school authorities did all they legally needed to do regarding reporting, but colluded with their bosses to cover it up.

    • R C Dean

      Of course they are:

      5. Any teacher or other person employed in a public or private school, kindergarten, or child day program,

      Failure to report a rape is a class 1 misdemeanor, one step below a felony, with penalties of up to 1 year in jail and/or a $2500 fine. I can imagine no dispute whatsoever that there are people who should be criminally charged for failing to report this case.

      • Not Adahn

        How are you at writs of mandamus?

      • R C Dean

        In Virginia? Non-existent. My Virginia license expired more than 20 years ago.

    • Tonio

      So, the mandatory reporting means that the school employees have to notify the school administration, and someone has to notify social services. But there is nothing requiring that anyone tell the victim’s parents anything about that.

      • R C Dean

        About 90% of the time, its the parents being reported. And telling them you are reporting them is likely to result in more abuse of the child.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Magic potion is magic

    Conventional wisdom says that if you’re vaccinated, and you get a breakthrough infection with the coronavirus, you can transmit that infection to someone else and make that person sick.

    But new evidence suggests that even though that may happen on occasion, breakthrough infections might not represent the threat to others that scientists originally thought.

    Ross Kedl, an immunologist at the University of Colorado Anschutz School of Medicine, will point out to anyone who cares to listen that basic immunology suggests the virus of a vaccinated person who gets infected will be different than the virus of an infected unvaccinated person.

    That’s because vaccinated people have already made antibodies to the coronavirus. Even if they don’t prevent infection they still “should be coating that virus with antibody and therefore helping prevent excessive downstream transmission,” Kedl says. And a virus coated with antibodies won’t be as infectious as a virus not coated in antibodies.

    An unvaccinated person, however, can infect you even if he does not have the virus at all.

    SCIENCE! tells us so.

    • Ghostpatzer

      the virus of a vaccinated person who gets infected will be different than the virus of an infected unvaccinated person

      What?

      Even if they don’t prevent infection they still “should be coating that virus with antibody and therefore helping prevent excessive downstream transmission

      Oh, OK. I forgot about the studies demonstrating viral antibody coating. No wonder I flunked virology.

      • The Other Kevin

        I must have been asleep when they covered the M&M Theory of Virology.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Melts in your mouth, not in your hand; that’s why masks work.

      • R C Dean

        So, if the virus is coated with antibodies (Narrator: that’s not how antibodies work), wouldn’t that mean that transmitting that virus is actually inoculating the other person with antibodies? Wouldn’t that be a good thing?

  15. db

    FWIW, I preferred El Mariachi to Desperado.

    • The Other Kevin

      The story of how he made El Mariachi is amazing. Done on a tiny budget with a borrowed camera. He subjected himself to pharmaceutical trials to raise funds.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “The US$7,225 production was originally intended for the Mexican home-video market…”

      • DrOtto

        Yeah, heard his tale on Howard Stern in an old interview when Stern could be entertaining. It is one one the few interviews where I listened to the whole thing.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      All three, they are in my collection, and they all treasures to me, what a great Tale!
      “Tne thousand dollars?, you wouldn’t kill me over ten thousand dollars”
      /Mutters, oh yes I would,

  16. Rebel Scum

    Hey, buddy. Quit doing that.

    Prosecutors say a man attacked a Lakeview woman who asked him to stop pleasuring himself on the street as she walked her dog. It happened on the 2000 block of West Belmont around 11:40 a.m. Wednesday, October 6, according to prosecutors.

    “I saw a pregnant woman walking towards him and warned her,” the victim wrote on a neighborhood message board. “That’s when he proceeded to run at me with a closed fist and punched me in the head and I got knocked to the ground while still holding on to my dog.”

    Assistant State’s Attorney John Gnilka said James Caesar, 26, punched the woman repeatedly and continued to punch her after she was on the ground. Bystanders intervened, and Caesar ran away, he said.

    The woman showed the police a picture she took of the man, and cops located Caesar nearby. He punched one officer in the face and tried to bite another cop’s hand, according to Gnilka.

    Surprisingly, he was not shot by the cops.

    • db

      Some dog.

      • Bobarian LMD

        You should name your dog Shithead!

      • R C Dean

        My first thought, too. Somebody did that to Mrs. Dean while she was walking the Dean Beasts, we’d be picking pieces of perv out of their teeth for a week.

    • rhywun

      Pro-tip: Don’t talk to mentally-disturbed individuals yanking it on the street.

      What the hell is wrong with people?

      • EvilSheldon

        Eh, the ability to handle violent social deviance isn’t something that we pop out of the womb with. And a lot of that cultural knowledge is being lost, or out-and-out perverted.

        A class on recognizing and avoiding dangerous people should probably be taught in schools. But I’m sure you can imagine how that would end up.

      • rhywun

        But I’m sure you can imagine how that would end up.

        OMG yes. The headlines would span six columns.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        “Republicans. Conservatives. Libertarians. These are the ENEMIES IN OUR MIDST!

        Lesson One: how to spot these atrocities, these . . . wastes of human DNA.”

  17. waffles

    They are making me take a drug test for my stupid part time ski instructor job. During a labor shortage? This is silly.

    • Q Continuum

      No more meth for you.

      • waffles

        Well yeah, that’s why I am getting the job.

    • SDF-7

      Of course they are. Don’t you know the street value of that mountain?

    • Ownbestenemy

      As soon as you take it…go outside and smoke with the rest of the ski instructors

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yep

    • R.J.

      Why yes! I take drugs! Is the test to determine my ability to identify them?

    • violent_k

      They mean test it for quality and freshness. Nothing to worry about.

    • ignoreLander

      Drug testing ski instructors? Why don’t they drug test Cheech and Chong while they’re at it?

      I’m guessing this isn’t CO since it’s legal there….

  18. The Late P Brooks

    They are making me take a drug test for my stupid part time ski instructor job.

    They just want to be sure you’re taking enough.

  19. Gender Traitor

    OT – more GlibFit-related: Twisted my ankle stepping in a dip on our blacktop driveway Friday morning. It doesn’t really hurt anymore, but it’s still a little discolored and VERY puffy. When I go to the Y tonight, would a recumbent cross-trainer have little enough ankle movement not to aggravate it? https://www.nustep.com/product-category/t4-series/

    • Nephilium

      Up to you, but looking at it, and having a recumbent stationary, I think you’d be going full rotation on the ankles on that.

      • Gender Traitor

        The foot pedals just go back and forth, not around like a bicycle.

    • Tundra

      Try it. It will only heal if you use it. Personally, I would just walk on the treadmill.

    • Bobarian LMD

      First thing I’d do is fix the driveway.

      But a recumbent trainer might actually be worse than a stand-up, because the step can rotate independent of your vertical axis.

      • Gender Traitor

        The dip was one of two where my front tires usually land, but I’d parked off to the side from where I typically park. But we do kinda need to get the driveway redone. Our OCD neighbor across the street just got his driveway completely re-blacktopped over the weekend, and he’s as anal about his driveway as he is about his lawn. We’ll ask him if he’s happy with the job they did, especially after winter. Gotta save our nickels and dimes for that – mucho dinero!

  20. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Motherfucking varmints made a nest in my car engine again. Other than parking in a different spot, any suggestions to keep them out? I drive at least a short distance almost every day, so they must set up housekeeping real quick.

    • Q Continuum

      Get a cat.

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, then the cat will move in

    • Not Adahn

      What kind of varmints? Sean had a list of things that squirrels (and I assume other rodents) dislike, smell-wise.

    • db

      Maybe some sort of noncorrosive repellant spray?

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      At least I got them this time before they did damage. Last time it cost me my entire KOVID Kash check from Big Daddy Trump to fix the air handler at the fricken dealership (because all the small local mechanics were forced to shut down, while the dealers were allowed to stay open)

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I think I might try my own capsaicin spray when I get back from my shooting & chilling cabin week. Thanks for the suggestions!

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      You could try some of this stuff.

      Worked reasonably well for me back when I lived in the accursed Lower Rainland™.

    • Stillhunter

      They go in there for the heat. I doubt this is an option, but leaving the hood up is a cheap/simple fix.

    • db

      wow

    • Tundra

      I remember that pic. Epic!

      Yamaguchi.

      • C. Anacreon

        Mmm…Kristi Yama-goose-me.

    • Sensei

      Alert the FBI.

      • Sensei

        Also if in NYC and want non-sushi everyday reasonable Japanese food I can recommend:

        https://ootoya.us/

    • This Machine

      Late reply, but +1 Runaway Horses

  21. The Late P Brooks

    In Provincetown, Mass., this summer, a lot of vaccinated people got infected with the coronavirus, leading many to assume that this was an example of vaccinated people with breakthrough infections giving their disease to other vaccinated people.

    Kedl isn’t convinced.

    “In all these cases where you have these big breakthrough infections, there’s always unvaccinated people in the room,” he says.

    Those sneaky bastards!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      They’re everywhere. Please inform Homeland Security if you know of any unvaccinated people and where they might be hiding.

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

      Show your work, assholes.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Where will this hyper-politicized aspiring gun-grabber land next?

      *sigh* He’d be a perfect fit for Chicago.

    • EvilSheldon

      Did you get to use your AK?

    • Q Continuum

      Tundra: Machine Gun Tours for all your mag needs. Colfax just west of Union.

      • EvilSheldon

        Cool, Alan is still around? He always used to have a booth at the western 3-gun events – good times!

      • Q Continuum

        He was when I was going there a few years back. I love that place.

      • Tundra

        Thank you! I need some stuff (and apparently yet another CCW class).

  22. The Late P Brooks

    More studies are emerging that suggest there’s something different about the virus coming from a vaccinated person, something that may help prevent transmission.

    Whatever it is, University of Colorado’s Kedl says it’s one more reason getting vaccinated is a good idea.

    “Because you’re going to be even more protected yourself. And you’re going to be better off protecting other people.”

    They are extremely enthusiastic about those shots, aren’t they?

    • rhywun

      It’s almost like we’re the guinea pigs in another phase of testing.

    • R C Dean

      When I was asked if I was going to get the booster here at work, I said “No, I’m a Moderna test subject, so I can’t take the Pfizer booster.”

    • Translucent Chum

      I guess it depends on whose nudes he was sending.

    • Not Adahn

      NBD. He sends nudes to everybody.

      • Q Continuum

        “Hey Mom! What do you think of my big, hard cock? You birthed this! Well done!”

    • Ghostpatzer

      Schepisi is my State Senator. She’s actually not horrible; in NJ that equates to a “British 10”.

    • Not Adahn

      That’s some ’70s-tastic fashion for a 1980s music video.

  23. Q Continuum

    Where’s my First of Firsters? Dammit dood, I need a partner in lame schtickville.

    • Swiss Servator

      From all the hints he dropped, most likely waiting for his first child to be born.

      • db

        Or maybe…her first child?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *hears whistling sound overhead*

        I wouldn’t have guessed in a hundred years that he was having an actual kid.

    • rhywun

      It’s crazy how the left is so adamant about running away from this policy they’ve been pushing hard for so long.

    • EvilSheldon

      And an asshole. My only hope for the selection is that Terry has all the personal charisma of a Canada goose.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “transformative”

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Tuesday that she’s “disappointed” Democrats must lower the price tag of the $3.5 trillion social safety net package and suggested they may have to make some sacrifices.

    “We have some important decisions to make in the next few days so that we can proceed. I’m very disappointed that we’re not going with the original $3.5 trillion, which was very transformative, but whatever we do, we will make decisions that will continue to be transformative about women in the workplace,” she said at her weekly press conference at the Capitol.

    Pelosi stressed that the final package, despite the lower cost, will still be “transformative” and “will produce results.”

    Economic suicide is transformative, right?

    • Rebel Scum

      “will produce results.”

      I suppose inflation qualifies as a result.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It brings on many changes.

      • Not Adahn

        And you can take or leave it as you please?*

        *offer not valid in Columbia.

  25. Rebel Scum

    But Howe did they succeed?

    Two hundred and forty-five years ago, in a forgotten battle that saved Washington’s Army, a handful of American soldiers accomplished a feat exceptionally rare in history. They successfully prevented an amphibious landing by thousands of British soldiers.

    On October 12, 1776, while crouching behind a woodpile, Colonel Edward Hand gazed in astonishment at the sea of Redcoats in front of him. Married to an American, the Irish immigrant doctor had resigned his position as a surgeon’s mate in the British Army immediately before the Revolution began in 1774 and thrown his support to the Patriot cause. Although he and his twenty-five expert marksmen faced more than four thousand British Redcoats intent on landing, Colonel Hand maintained his composure.

    Under cover of the morning fog, Lord William Howe had transported his troops by sea up the Long Island Sound to Throgs Point in the Bronx in hopes of trapping the Continental Army in Manhattan after the Battle of Harlem Heights. Fortunately for the Americans, high tide made the peninsula more of an island. To step foot on the mainland, the troops had to cross either a single bridge or a narrow strip of land wide enough for only one or two men at a time.

    • creech

      Howe? Courage and a defendable choke point. Hesitation on the part of the Brits. Military history is probably full of such incidents. For example, at Burnside’s Bridge during Battle of Antietam, Union forces could have easily taken the bridge on their first foray but troops seeing the first guys in line fall will frequently halt, regroup and retreat when pressing ahead would have been the right thing to do.

  26. Sensei

    My son came home from college for the weekend. He’s headed back to Gettysburg, PA. He just crossed the Susquehanna on his way back.

    Susquehanna Hat Co

    Does anyone know where Bagel St is?

    • Ghostpatzer

      LOL, thanks. Haven’t seen that one in a while.

    • Ghostpatzer

      My youngest is on his way to Scranton, stuck in traffic on I-84. But he’s got some salt bagels, can’t get decent ones there.

      We visited Gettysburg 3 years ago, he really liked the school, and we liked the town. Hope your son is doing well.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Lol, i didn’t truly appreciate that tune until I drove the Central Scranton Expressway from I-81 into the center of town. One mile of steep twisting downhill excitement worthy of an amusement park. I can absolutely see a rig losing it on that stretch of road

      • db

        You know the man who told me about it on the bus as it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania, you know he shook his head, shrugged his shoulders, and said, “Boy? It sure must’ve been somethin’! Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas! Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds–of mashed bananas.”

    • R C Dean

      Between Lox Ave. and Schmear Way?

      • Ghostpatzer

        Heaven, although it does not go well with GlibFit.

  27. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Just got directions & details from the VRBO owner, so Tulip & I will be live on Zoom from a roaring fire in western VA this weekend. Plus I could shoot my pew pew shooter for y’all if it’s not too dark.

      • TARDis

        I may have to stay sober enough for this one.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s never too dark when there are muzzle flashes!

    • Sean

      Weapon mounted light.

  28. Q Continuum

    Got too cold outside, now I’m in the basement playing Cyberpunk. Where is everyone? Do I need to post more titties?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Sure, the Redheaded ones definitely,

    • Not Adahn

      East coast driving home time.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Maybe like a party crash, as opposed to a Computer crash?

    • straffinrun

      I’ve only seen parts of Chapelle’s newest. Part I saw was him asking the LGBTWHTEVER people to not attack black people. Super lame and weak take. How about they lay off everybody?

      • Stillhunter

        He had some bad takes, but it’s worth watching. Besides being hilarious as usual, the end is where it all comes together.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Where are our armchair antiauthoritarians of yore?

    As I have previously argued, Republicans like DeSantis (who is vaccinated, by the way) are functionally conducting human wave attacks against Joe Biden’s approval rating, sacrificing their own loyal base for cheap political wins. The extent to which this is a conscious calculation may vary, but the practical effect is that the pandemic continues; Biden is blamed for it; and that (probably) does more damage to Democrats’ vote totals than the GOP loses in dead voters.

    This ruthlessness must be met with bold, uncompromising action to save life rather than end it. A minority of Republicans insist they absolutely will not choose to get the vaccine? Fine. Force them to do it.

    ——-

    No doubt Biden hasn’t already taken this path because of the predictable Republican response. Fox News and all the Republican governors would scream bloody murder at the prospect of quasi-forced vaccination. After some short-term backlash, the resultant end of the pandemic and rapid economic recovery would impede their plan to win back Congress and the White House in the next two election cycles.

    It’s always wise to take the reaction of one’s opponents into account in politics. But this is a fight worth picking. A recent CBS poll found 55 percent of Americans think private businesses should be allowed to mandate vaccination, and 57 percent would prefer to vote for a politician who supports mandates. This is a great wedge issue (even a quarter of Republicans support mandates), and it would put Biden on the winning side of a culture war battle that makes the GOP look pro-pandemic. The sooner he implements mandates, the sooner Biden can enjoy the credit for conditions finally returning to normal.

    Yes, by all means. No travel. No work. No food. Drag the kicking and screaming refuseniks into the street, strip them naked and forcibly vaccinate them in public. Shame them. Humiliate them. Only then can the healing begin.

    That’s what leadership means.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      i read this story in a book somewhere, they called it a prophesy, Maybe My Flying Spaghetti Monster God was right.

    • Urthona

      Love it.

      Republicans aren’t REALLY opposed to vaccine mandates. They just want to hurt Biden’s covid recovery.

      Speaking of which, go look at graphs of Southern states. The delta variant is wrapping up shortly. Surprised Biden isn’t trying to take credit for all that but the timing is a little off.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        But where are the stacks of Bodies? The entire thing is a scam and a lie

    • rhywun

      Love the totally not creepy at all illo of Pretend Dr. Biden attached to the little totalitarian’s article.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Writers like that act like DeSantis is some kind of anti-vaxxer and is hypocritical for having accepted the vaccine into his life, but they fail to notice that Florida’s vaccination rate is less than 2 percentage points below California’s and ahead of IL, MN and MI, states with Dem governors. They need to reassess their assumptions.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s nothing terrifying at all about someone who refuses to acknowledge the agency of anyone who disagrees with him. It’s almost as if they would be willing to justify any kind of action against them for their own good up to and including exterminating the ones who cannot be brought into the light and redeemed.

    • Rebel Scum

      A minority of Republicans insist they absolutely will not choose to get the vaccine?

      I don’t think it is only R’s.

      Force them to do it.

      It’s your funeral…

      a culture war battle that makes the GOP look pro-pandemic

      It is not a matter of being pro or anti. The disease is endemic and is never going away.

      The sooner he implements mandates, the sooner Biden can enjoy the credit for conditions finally returning to normal.

      The intention is to never return to normal, you deluded, ignorant tyrannical cunte.

    • straffinrun

      “Pro pandemic”. Didn’t know straw men could get COVID.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I note that Yahoo’s disabled comments. Because of course they have.

      • Gender Traitor

        Our goal is to create a safe and engaging place for users to connect over interests and passions. In order to improve our community experience, we are temporarily suspending article commenting

        Because nothing says “community” like us talking and you listening.

      • TARDis

        They all got got tired of being ratio’d. CNN, Yahoo, etc.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If you want to end the republic, a lot of cops (I presume that’s who would drag people into the street), and a shit ton of health workers this course of action sounds like a plan. Fucking crazy shit and fundamentally unserious thank God but Yahoo, you sacks of shit, just because it’s been written doesn’t mean it needs to be published.

      • straffinrun

        The intense pressure they are putting on the unvaxxed makes you think they are worried about the long term effects and want it done before conclusive evidence comes out. “ Welp, we are all in this boat now and there’s no point in looking back now.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They want to remove the control group.

        Desperately

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe but maybe you’re assigning rationality to the irrational and I’m not sure which is worse.

      • straffinrun

        Could be they are thinking this on a sub/unconscious level. Most authoritarian boot lickers don’t follow “Know Thyself” despite thinking they are oracles.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        As an unvaxxed, I look forward to being paid to impregnate 20% of the worlds women one we find out the vax sterilized people.

    • Nephilium

      I like how this:

      Fox News and all the Republican governors would scream bloody murder at the prospect of quasi-forced vaccination

      comes after this:

      Fine. Force them to do it

      Where did the quasi come from?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The present situation is quasi.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        It will be enforced by the Quasi Stasi.

      • Ghostpatzer

        From the bell tower?

    • ignoreLander

      Now, there are no doubt many reasons Biden’s approval is down. The shrieking tantrum from the mainstream media over the American empire being humiliated in Afghanistan plays a part, as does the general tendency for presidential approval to decline following inauguration. The relentless drumbeat of conservative propaganda takes its toll as well.

      Welp, I’m out. Nice knowing y’all.

    • rhywun

      Blocked

    • Ghostpatzer

      Wife’s uncle had a place in the Hideout not too far from there, had some good times back in the day. Poconos are gorgeous.

    • Tundra

      Gorgeous!

      And yes it does.

  30. grrizzly

    A weekly Mass. update.

    According to the latest numbers, the vaccinated now account for 44% of all Covid deaths in Massachusetts. Last week it was 41%.

  31. straffinrun

    Knew Dave Smith was going through some kind of trouble, but today he finally released an episode and his newborn had to have open heart surgery. Rough to listen to, but it sure helps put things in perspective. My kid was in ICU for a week after she was born and we didn’t get to take her home for a month after that. Listening to Dave talking about it brought me back to that time. Wishing Dave all the best.

    • Tundra

      Yikes, straff, I didn’t know that. Sounds like she shook it off, and then some.

      I listened to Dave’s episode while I was walking today. It made me really fucking grateful for my healthy kids.

      I wondered why he was in NYC so much lately. I assumed his wife just wanted to be near the hospital or something. Never occurred to me that something was wrong.

      Go Victor!

      • straffinrun

        It was scary, but not open heart surgery scary. V is for Victor!

    • straffinrun

      She starts almost every other sentence with “I”. Self absorbed POS.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I can’t help but imagine her flicking her bean to the thought of people losing their jobs and as a result their financial security and all that comes with it. I just wish she was better looking.

    • Rebel Scum

      I can write fast, particularly if I don’t have to think too much.

      Having breezed through your article I gathered that you think very little, if at all.

    • rhywun

      you don’t get to disappear forever

      Watch me.

    • TARDis

      People like her bring out the worst in people. Then I realize I sound a bit like they do. Just a bit, and I feel bad about it. “Words are violence, so I may harm you. Silence is also violence, so I may still harm you. Not complying with our wishes is a crime punishable by violence and deprivation.” I briefly wish them harm too. Soon I feel better, calmer… because I have a conscience, unlike this shit filled cunt.

      Good Lord, how many of them are there?

      • Q Continuum

        Humans are mostly garbage. Accept it and move on.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Everyone has those impulses, the good people suppress them through their better nature though. She, on the other hand, wrote an article celebrating those impulses. She’s scum.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Millions. And they all want cake.

      • Sean

        There’s enough of them that violence will be the correct answer.

      • R C Dean

        Self-defense is a thing, TARD. And at some point, the people keeping their hands clean behind the scenes and egging others on to attack you become legitimate targets.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

      • EvilSheldon

        How does that meme go? ‘Always has been…’

      • R C Dean

        Don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Were in civil war 2.0 now and war is hell. Democrats started this civil war too but many innocents will suffer.

    • Q Continuum

      Fuck. Off.

      • TARDis

        and DIE? And die, right?
        *slurps cheap bourbon*
        What was I saying? Never mind. I’m better now.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “presidential appointee on U.S. Holocaust Memorial Council”.

        That’s rich. Who better to memorialize the Holocaust than a Nazi POS who advocates giving the ax to a large segment of the population?

  32. Ghostpatzer

    Right here at the top:

    “Four more meetings and I need to make some graphs for a lady in Amityville, NY.

    The horror.”

    Okay, we need a ruling here. Can a narrowed gaze be imposed as pun-ishment for content, or is it restricted to comments?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It means buy body armor because they’re going to need it.

    • straffinrun

      There will never be a compromise possible with these people. They have proven that repeatedly. Divorce is the only option left that doesn’t necessarily have to include mass violence.

      • Rebel Scum

        that doesn’t necessarily have to include

        They necessarily mean to rule you, so…

    • EvilSheldon

      The obvious paranoid answer – they (whoever they are) know that the vaccines cause long-term immune system damage, and they want to get the latest generation of Health-As-A-Service subscribers signed up as early as possible.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Tin foil ain’t what it used to be. I honestly can’t come up with an alternative rationale for giving this jab to little kids.

      • Gadfly

        The alternative rationale is more stupid: a monomaniacal focus on checking the “do something” box for this issue.

      • Tundra

        Not paranoid – spot on. Heath care is sick care. Big Pharma will die if you get super healthy.

        Kids are already developing a ridiculous number of chronic diseases. These evil fucks are ramping it up.

      • Urthona

        That would be hilarious.

      • Ghostpatzer

        This was in the news back in Spring 2020. Got memory-holed right quick. Central direction of research is a bad idea; there may or may not be anything to this, but the door was slammed shut before anyone could find out. How many other possibilities have been suppressed?

      • R C Dean

        How many? All but one – Merck’s patented new breakthrough drug, Mecterivin.

    • Urthona

      How though? Did anyone read the FDA rejection of boosters? I don’t see how they approve it.

      • Ghostpatzer

        What’s that acronym again? Uh… oh, FYTW. Yeah, that’s it.

      • R C Dean

        And the evidence that mRNA vaccines significantly elevate the incidence of cardiomyopathy is piling up. The Scandinavian countries are pulling it for men under a certain age.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Commies in America spreading the chinese commie biological weapon. Who needs foreign enemies when you have “Americans” doing criminal shit like medical testing on kids.

  33. Yusef drives a Kia

    QED,
    “Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don’t mean to do harm; but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.” –T.S. Eliot.

  34. Q Continuum

    In 1.5 months, the youngest Gen Xers will turn 40. Feel old?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Feel? yes, am? not at all, young one….

  35. Mojeaux

    My ulcers are not gone. They were unable to do the surgery laparoscopically and because of scar tissue and will have to do it robotically at some date in the future. So I got 5 holes punched in my belly fer nuthin’. Because it’s Tuesday and Tuesday hates me.

    • straffinrun

      That sux. Sorry MJ.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Oh fudge. The gods must be crazy, this has to get better soon.

    • R C Dean

      Around these parts, robotics is just jumped up laparoscopy. So you’ve got that going for you (the small incisions, I mean).

      Takes a different machine, so they have to rebook you.

      • Mojeaux

        Yep. It was explained to me that the articulation is different and more refined.

        Also gonna have a different surgeon.

    • grrizzly

      Grrr.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I’m so sorry to hear this news, Moje.

      Prayers and heartfelt thoughts of good will.

    • db

      Sorry to hear that. Can they do the robosurgery soon?

      As I said before, at least with a robo-surgeon, you won’t have to wear a mask, right?

      • R C Dean

        Ackshually, patients don’t wear masks during surgery, at least not under anesthesia.

      • db

        It was an attempt at levity

      • rhywun

        The one thing that surprised me the most going under the knife last year was how cold it was in the operating room. I hated how they bundled me up in that full gown with the tubes and shit coming out of it because it was so warm… until I got to the operating room.

        Also, the hospital is one of those dumpy old buildings in NYC with the hallways and guest rooms to match, but the operating room looked like something out of the future. A spotless, dust-free future.

      • Mojeaux

        Shit, I didn’t get the joke at first, then realized what you meant. Oops. ?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Dang… Sorry it didn’t work out this time. Here’s to a smooth robot surgery in the near future! ?

  36. juris imprudent

    Attn TPTB – I’ve submitted my Gurri/Lasch article for review.

    • R C Dean

      ASU? You bet. They can hold their own with the SEC gals. Plus, its shorts weather about 10 months of the year. Maybe 11.

  37. kinnath

    Fun with numbers

    https://usafacts.org/articles/preliminary-us-death-statistics-more-deaths-in-2020-than-2019-coronavirus-age-flu/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ND-StatsData&gclid=Cj0KCQjw5JSLBhCxARIsAHgO2SfaVNgqvDlw4CbZQPh8mW2eHWAt7p4pUzpjbHjI5fA514ltCGhb9E4aAmFjEALw_wcB

    2020 had nominally 500,000 excess deaths.

    The death rate spikes up considerably in 2020.

    Broken down by age ground the 25-44 group has the highest increase in death over the 2015-2019 average.

    Buried in another table for 2020 deaths, the 25-44 group is a small fraction of the deaths from Covid-19.

    Thus, the pandemic shutdowns cause a 40% increase in deaths in 25-44 people while covid itself is a non-factor.

    Three cheers for the people in charge.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      In a just world, more than a few of the people in charge would be hanging from tall buildings by their genitals.

      • kinnath

        2020 has 572,000 more deaths than 2019. Covid was 377,883 deaths in 2019 (per the CDC). So 200,000 excess deaths not the result of covid.

      • db

        in my link below, I wrote about the lost person-hours of life not associated with COVID infection

      • kinnath

        I remember reading it and being overwhelmed.

        I am not interested in calculating lost person-hours or something like that.

        I see a graph showing that young healthy people (age 25-44) had the highest percentage increase in death at a time when the world was being shut down. So it is pretty damn clear the shutdowns killed lots of people.

        That’s a picture that can be explained in 5 sentences in a facebook post.

      • kinnath

        You can ask almost anyone one of semi-average intelligence why a excess hundred thousand young people died when they were all supposedly locked out of their jobs and trapped at home. They didn’t die from Covid. So why did they die?

        That’s the message that needs to get out. Not an actuarial analysis of person-hours lost.

      • Gadfly

        FYI, I ran the numbers a while back, and almost the entirety of that balance of excess deaths is attributable to pneumonia (see fourth table in the linked article). At most there were 50,000 more deaths in 2020 over 2019 that are not explained by some sort of respiratory disease, balanced out by approximately 30,000 fewer deaths due to non-respiratory causes among the elderly (probably due to COVID being a harvesting event) for a total of about 20,000 extra deaths that need some other explanation. It does look suspiciously like the 15-44 crowd may have experienced a 15% increase in deaths due to as yet undisclosed reasons (full death statistics seem to lag about 1-2 years behind the subject year), so it is possible that the reaction to the pandemic caused these, but the magnitude is not anywhere near the impression you got.

      • kinnath

        yeah, I forgot about that.

      • db

        I should probably edit it or isse an addendum–somone, maybe robc, had an interesting alternate method of calculating the lost years

  38. trshmnstr the terrible

    Sitting on the front porch of an Airbnb farmhouse in SW MO, enjoying the sounds of livestock, crickets, and the kid playing with her echo. The temperature is perfect, just the tiniest nip in the air, the humidity is minimal, and the only sign of human life outside of my own family is the occasional motor in the distance.

    Life is good. There’s tons of stress and uncertainty when we get back home, but life is good and God is good.

    • commodious spittoon

      just the tiniest nip in the air

      They tend to be smaller.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nice!

  39. straffinrun

    Who’d have thought Australia had a Fugitive Slave Act.