Monday Links of Mondayness

by | Oct 25, 2021 | Daily Links | 334 comments

 

Monday, eh? It feels like it… grey skies, cold, wet and windy. So you get semi-depressing links to reflect this.

Comments away!

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

334 Comments

  1. The Other Kevin

    It is indeed dark, rainy, and windy. I had a hell of a time staying awake today. It would have been a great day to ditch work and sleep.

    • Swiss Servator

      I almost nodded of at my desk a time or two. Thank goodness I am WFH.

    • SDF-7

      I wish I had. We got another COVID email o’ doom from HR — this one was all about the “well, we’re probably all too close to being federal contractors because parts of the company are – so we better all comply” and didn’t even raise the testing option from the last one. At least it was honest and said flat out that “the federal requirement is intended to be broad and include as many people as possible”. Then called it federal law, of course.

      Let’s go Brandon. :grumble:

      • ignoreLander

        Yeah, that’s the same stuff I’m getting. And they made it a point to stress that testing wasn’t an option under the Fed mandate.

        I thought I was going to make it through, but it’s looking pretty well now like I’ll either lose my job, or submit to Big Daddy Sugar in order for him to deign to let me keep my livelihood.

      • Sean

        Burn the building down. Fuck em.

      • juris imprudent

        The fed mandate that has yet to materialize?

      • ignoreLander

        The fed mandate that has yet to materialize?

        No, this is the one for federal workers that they’ve weaseled into applying to any employee who works at a place with a single federal contract. Even though I’ll never be in contact with anyone at the fed, the claim is it applies to me too.

      • DEG

        Yep. The OSHA mandate isn’t public yet.

        From the Reopen NH telegram channel, UNH is going to comply with the Federal contractor mandate. Despite HB 220, which prohibits NH state government or subdivisions from enforcing a vaccine mandate, being law now. UNH is state owned.

        We’ll see how it shakes out.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Just like local sanctuary laws, right?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The commies and their useful idiots are still treading lightly because (1) there is no federal power to mandate Americans get some medical treatment (2) there is currently no federal law even attempting to push the mandate on Americans.

        They are hoping most Americans get the jab based on propaganda and that is not working.

      • Hyperion

        They could care less if anyone gets jabbed with anything. What they care about is that the sheeples obey.

  2. KSuellington

    Young people demand action!

    • The Other Kevin

      Too bad the action doesn’t involve people toning down pushing fear and panic.

      • Count Potato

        It also doesn’t involve anything that would improve the environment.

    • slumbrew

      I’ve seen some short-form documentaries about that.

      • KSuellington

        Even more compelling than the Moms Demand Actuon docs out there.

        And yes TOK, that would be far healthier.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I’m sure the Moms Demand Action and Young People Demand Action series will do some sort of crossover event at some point.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        There seems to be a whole genre of stepsisters demand action, from what I hear.

  3. Ted S.

    I’m glad to see you’re OK and didn’t get caught up in this.

    • Swiss Servator

      “Es wird schon schwierig, denn die Delinquenten waren vermummt.”

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Shpip

    Miguel, a 22-year-old in Scotland, feels the same. “I learnt about environmental problems at school but always understood it as something scientists would fix.”

    Evidently he never learned about tradeoffs, though.

    • UnCivilServant

      Ah, that traditional Scotch name, Miguel.

      Where is he from?

      • Fourscore

        Not from Scotchland, probably

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        He’s Black Scots.

      • Swiss Servator

        So we should Watch them then?

      • juris imprudent

        GAH! Who will narrow gaze the narrow gazer!

      • SDF-7

        Its a bit of a Rorschach test….

      • UnCivilServant

        I couldn’t be plaid to do that.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Irish we would all calm down!

      • Gender Traitor

        If anyone else had made that pun, Swissy would’ve kilt ’em.

      • juris imprudent

        I wouldn’t have pict him to do that.

      • db

        Sometimes he’s does unexpected things, sporrantaneously.

    • rhywun

      Narrator: Don’t believe everything you learnt at school.

  5. Fourscore

    “Young people suffering from climate anxiety demand action”

    I hope I wasn’t so naive (stupid) when I was young. Maybe? I don’t know…

    I suffered a lack of money, booze and female companionship, I don’t think it was any deeper than that.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m sure I was that naive and stupid when I was that age. The difference is, I wasn’t allowed to let myvanxiety rule my life, and the lives of everyone around me.

      • R C Dean

        vanxiety

        Portmanteau of the year, if not the decade.

      • juris imprudent

        Gold, Jerry, pure gold.

      • EvilSheldon

        Damn, a complete accident, too. I never dreamed that i would say this, but thanks OpenBoard!

    • Ed Wuncler

      When I was in high school, I used to think that government created wealth….so I was super naïve when I was young.

    • The Other Kevin

      In my artsy group there was a lot of “Free Nelson Mandela” stuff. Some people were angry about it but we all saved our anxiety for the regular teen stuff.

    • rhywun

      The media pump out these stories to give the impression there’s some sort of groundswell here, when there isn’t.

      Today’s youth are just as angsty about the classics as ever but that doesn’t generate clicks.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        When I was a lad, it was nuclear power. And a bunch of my friends would get arrested and released every weekend down by the power plant. When I was a senior, Global Warming ™ was first talked about, after a childhood of nuclear winter and global cooling.

        Seriously, you would think people would have caught the grift by now.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        When I was a lad, it was all nuclear war, all the time. Same complaints, too — “the older generation’s betraying us!”

      • Ghostpatzer

        I was a lad in the Vietnam era. Big push to get into college for that sweet draft deferment. I suspect that this was a major contributor to the morphing of a college education into a “necessity”.

        My stupidity is evidenced by the fact that I am the only member of my HS graduating class who did not attend college following graduation. Being underage (just turned 17) played a role, but when I turned 18 I sweated out the draft lottery. By then I was too busy getting stoned and hanging on the beach to give a shit.

  6. The Other Kevin

    Today on Amazon I ordered some of those disposable paper pouches you use for loose tea. I looked at one of the “featured” ones and out of curiosity I wanted to see where they were made. It’s not in the product description, but the “most helpful” question was “Where is this made?” and the response was “China”. So I found another one, and it had the same top question – “Where is this made?” This one was made in Germany so I bought it. Amazon may not officially tell you where things are made, but apparently that’s important to a lot of people. I was happy about that.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      I know it doesn’t matter for tea bags, but Grainger lists COO for its products.

      Just putting that out there.

    • UnCivilServant

      Beware – some of those answers are agregated across several products, so you might still get one made in china whereas the person who answered the question got one made in germany.

      Same thing sometimes happens with a single product where the same order page might get you one from any of a number of places.

      But yes, it is the first thing I check.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, that is often one of the top questions on any product. I’m surprised they don’t delete those.

  7. Count Potato

    “The city’s February termination notice for Trump’s Ferry Point contract, which still had 13 years to run, stated it was “because the Trump brand is now synonymous with an insurrection against the federal government” and can no longer attract tournaments.”

    Because no Republicans play golf?

    • slumbrew

      I’d be surprised if that was a valid reason for termination as spelled out in the contract, but I’m not some super-smart government type.

      • Ted S.

        It’s in the FYTW Clause of the contract.

    • rhywun

      I’m not sure if there’s a more petty, spiteful politician in America right now. He is so full of hate.

  8. juris imprudent

    who is wanted on 18 criminal charges including breaking a spying law

    In what U.S. jurisdiction did Assange allegedly commit these crimes?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Doesn’t matter, They Spied on US!!!! Trotsky didn’t make it, neither will you!

      • juris imprudent

        Well, unlike the drone killings – where we don’t pretend U.S. law has any relevance, offenses under a criminal indictment really have to have a legitimate jurisdictional component.

      • cyto

        Kim Dotcom would like to have a word with you about that supposition….

    • MikeS

      It’s a secret.

      • juris imprudent

        Why not a drone strike you chickenshit feds, right there in London.

  9. kinnath

    Well now. A guy I was hanging out with at beer club last week tested positive on Saturday. So, he was most likely covid-positive at the club meeting.

    He is fully vaccinated (triple vaccinated on the day after the club meeting) and has zero symptoms.

    I am living in fear that the worst will befall me.

    Or maybe not.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Can I have your stereo?

      • Nephilium

        I’d rather have his beer and mead.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Mild fever, low grade headaches, tired, 3 days or so,
      Or you die in a hospital,

      • R C Dean

        We actually discharge most of our COVID patients alive.

      • Not an Economist

        You discharge them just before the heart stops beating right?

    • UnCivilServant

      Get your fish tank cleaner and horse dewormer, fast.

      • kinnath

        I have my zinc and quinine already.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Meh.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Well, god damn it!

        God damn it to heck!

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        To be clear, that wasn’t to denigrate Kinnaths health, but in regards to Brooksing myself, in mind if not in spirit.

      • kinnath

        We’re good

    • The Other Kevin

      Just don’t take any symptoms for granted. I had allergy symptoms, so I didn’t even think I was sick. The Mrs. had it worse so when we got tested, they gave her pre-emptive antibiotics and steroids to prevent pneumonia.

      • kinnath

        I am fully vaccinated — Moderna which is holding up better than pfizer or j&j,

      • grrizzly

        Because Moderna’s dose is three times bigger than Pfizer’s. They are otherwise mostly identical.

      • Sensei

        ‘Cause you got roughly 3x the amount of mRNA compared for Pfizer.

        Since you are being encouraged to mix and match you can join us over in the J&J / blood clot side.

    • pistoffnick

      It has been nice knowing you, kinnath.

      Sorry about your impending demise.

    • Ted S.

      I’ve always been less worried about the actual disease than the possibility of having to quarantine because someone near me failed a covid test.

      • kinnath

        The question is what obligation do I have to notify people that I may have been near an asymptomatic carrier of covid.

        The question is actually real, because I spent the weekend with a large group of people. One of these people is recovering from some form of cancer that has wiped out her immune system. She is already triple vaccinated, but I may have to track her down and let her know that I might have been exposed.

      • Spudalicious

        Get yourself tested pronto.

      • cyto

        This was the right answer… Easy and free… Should set their mind at ease. If you are PCR negative, you are not shedding enough virus to be contagious

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Do you contact anyone when you have the flu after being around others?

        No? That should be your answer for contact tracing with kungflu.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It’s all fun and games until your dick falls off.

      • Sean

        o_O

      • slumbrew

        Which one?

        Did I not mention that side effect of the shot?

    • Sensei

      But kinnath. You are fully vaccinated. Same as the person with COVID…

    • Tres Cool

      My sister tested positive last week, 2X. 1st was the quick test, second was the pcr test to verify. Other than “G_d I feel like shit” and “Ive never slept this much in my life”, she’s recovering quietly at home. Lost taste/smell, and gets winded easily, but the bitch also smoked 2 packs a day.

      I told her that based on media reports from the past 18 months, it’s unpossible she recovered on her own, so Im planning her funeral arrangements despite evidence to the contrary.

    • Bobarian LMD

      My 74 yo un-vaccinated Mom got it and was better in a week.

      It only kills people who were dying of something else.

      • The Hyperbole

        We’re all dying of something.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Unless you had the vaccine shot..then you don’t die.

      • The Hyperbole

        Not from Covid, true. But you still have to watch out for Alec Baldwin.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Colin Powell* has questions…

        *fits my narrative today

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        82-year-old MIL had it last year.
        “What was it like?”
        “A bad cold.”
        ” . . . oh.”

    • Lord Humungus

      EF has has a client or two who were, unknown to them, positive COVID when she met them.

      And two people – in her office of 8.

      And she never tested positive.

      I believe the transmission is highly variable. I wouldn’t even worry about it. And this is from an unvaxxed guy who has been at airports, stores, several record shows, estate sales, etc etc

      • Mojeaux

        We think my husband had it last February (2020). This past August he and I helped a friend with COVID, and I was around her for a good portion of 3 days, including taking her to the hospital. She’s still in a rehab facility. Anyway, My Dude has to test twice weekly per his work, and he spent a test on me a couple of days after I had taken her to the hospital. He and I both tested negative. If either of us have been asymptomatic carriers, we don’t know about it.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        We know from the diamond princess cruise ship in january 2020 that death rate would be <1% and transmission in <10%. They breathed recycled ship air and not everyone contracted sars-covid19 on that boat.

  10. waffles

    Why does learning make me so tired? The good news is I am getting better at drafting. The bad news is I need to get that better job so I don’t have to do any more fucking drafting. What a week so far.

    • Fourscore

      Don’t sign up for NASCAR if you don’t like drafting

      • Tres Cool

        + rubbin’ is racin’ !

        /noHomo

  11. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    grey skies, cold, wet and windy

    Sounds amazing!

    • Mojeaux

      Right?!

  12. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I was watching Bridget Phetasy’s Weekly Dumpster Fire on YouTube, and a request came in to upload a video for work. So I switched accounts to the work YouTube channel. When you do that, it will continue playing the video you had been watching on your other account.

    So now the YouTube algorithm thinks [US Govt Agency] watches Bridget Phetasy.

    ?

    • Tonio

      Thanks. Was unaware of her.

    • Tres Cool

      I have that same problem with pr0nhub and MS-Office.

  13. B.P.

    “De Blasio’s bid to rid NYC of Trump name could cost taxpayers over $30M”

    It’s been said many times before… The election of Donald Trump broke the brains of untold millions. I think the damage may be permanent.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It’s a relief to know that we are so much more civilized and sophisticated than those primitive iconoclasts of centuries ago.

  14. Trigger Hippie

    ‘The American Psychological Association (APA) defines climate (or eco-) anxiety as a “chronic fear of environmental doom”. It is not a mental health disease but rather a rational response to deep-seated uncertainty and, in the most advanced cases, it can affect a person’s daily functioning.’

    Yes, hysterically calling for policies that will continue to impoverish billions of people and increase human misery and suffering for countless millions more because you’re feeling anxious about the future of a planet that has survived god knows how many volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, meteor strikes, magnetic pole shifts, and solar cycles is a rational response.

    I think what I hate most about these people is the “Fuck you, I got mine” attitude. Climate Justice is the ultimate First World Problem.

    • whiz

      Right. How about government debt and budget deficit anxiety?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Those are just like, numbers, man. Nothing a handful of trillion dollar coins can’t fix.

    • Fourscore

      I don’t remember all the numbers but isn’t the earth supposed to be 4.3 billion years old, the dinosaurs were around about 200 million years ago but yet in the last 50 years humans have done irrevocable damage to the planet unless we spend a lot of money and do what a consensus of politicians force us to do. Bring on Climate Change and turn down the AC as you walk by the thermostat, will ya?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It was never about the planet, just our ability to live in a perfect static world, where nothing ever changes, and all sing Kum Ba Ya around an evirmently friendly LED Campfire.

    • Count Potato

      Rational response, my ass.

    • kbolino

      Everybody’s in a competition to see who can speedrun Conquest’s Laws the fastest.

    • Lord Humungus

      something something nuclear was in the 1950s – 1980s

  15. Sensei

    So work that narrative. So NYC and Portugal are just going to have to suck it up.

    Life in the New York City area might be transitioning into a phase in which the virus is a present but diminished danger for most people, some epidemiologists and doctors say. Vaccination rates are higher than U.S. averages, and some people in the region likely have some immunity from infections during past surges. Masks are required in settings including public transit and schools, and officials mandated vaccinations for healthcare workers as well as employees and patrons at bars and restaurants.

    “New York and New Jersey are going to be in the U.S. where I would look first for the transition to endemicity,” or the point when the virus is still circulating in the background but the disease is more manageable, said Andrew Noymer, an infectious-disease epidemiologist and demographer at the University of California, Irvine. “It’s also, quite frankly, the canary in the coal mine, conversely, if there is a significant winter wave.”

    New York City Inches Toward Covid-19 Becoming Endemic

    • Trigger Hippie

      Huh. And here I thought it became endemic world wide over a year ago.

    • Fourscore

      I laughed at “My First Book of Protest”

      My Mom had a technique for solving child protests. It was quick and effective. We rarely protested the same thing again.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My Mother as well,
        I passed it on to my kids, very effective, it only happens once, in my experience,

    • rhywun

      A is for Activist

      ??

      Please tell me that’s parody.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        For the first time, I thought “I would like to become a grandpa, just so I can read them that book”

      • R C Dean

        I wonder how the rest of the alphabet goes:

        B is for Butthole.

        C is for Cunte.

        D is for Dickhead.

        Like that?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      and scary stories of police brutality meant to ‘indoctrinate’ toddlers”

      While extreme for toddlers, I’m glad to see the needle shifting on the whole “police are good guys” culture/indoctrination. We’ve made it very clear to our children that police are not their friends.

      The other topics are insane.

    • R C Dean

      “Dominating the shelves”. I wonder whether they are dominating the sales, myself.

  16. Count Potato

    “While many women bankrupt themselves to have a baby SUZY WEISS meets the bright young millennials who have already decided they NEVER want children and taken the irrevocable step of sterilization”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10129087/Millennials-decide-NEVER-want-children-taken-irrevocable-step-sterilization.html

    “A Russia woman has welcomed 21 surrogate babies in just over a year with her millionaire husband – and insists she’s still a ‘hands-on mother’ despite spending £67,700 every 12 months on 16 nannies.

    Kristina Ozturk, 24, who is originally from Moscow, wants a staggering 105 biological children with her wealthy hotel owner husband Galip Ozturk, 57, who she met while holidaying in the coastal town of Batumi in Georgia.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10128323/Russian-woman-24-welcomed-TWENTY-ONE-surrogate-babies-just-year.html

    The duality of man.

    • juris imprudent

      So counter to the thesis of Idiocracy?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Galip had a busy year, Damn!

  17. Count Potato

    “San Francisco residents are hiring private security to patrol their streets in bid to stay safe, amid crime spike that has left many fearful of going outside during the DAY”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10128485/San-Francisco-families-hiring-PRIVATE-SECURITY-patrol-streets-amid-crime-spike.html

    “Two San Francisco prosecutors QUIT and join campaign to recall city’s ultra-woke DA Chesa Boudin for releasing dangerous criminals onto the streets – with deadly consequences – and ‘ignoring laws he doesn’t like‘”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10128821/San-Francisco-prosecutors-QUIT-jobs-woke-DA-Chesa-Boudins-office.html

    Totally unrelated.

    • EvilSheldon

      This is how I expect things to end up. Armed private security for the rich, payoff to the local gang boss for the poor.

      • Mojeaux

        The purge, without official sanction.

      • EvilSheldon

        Well, the third part of that is ‘unaccountable police death squads, ala BOPE,’ so it might just be the Purge.

      • KSuellington

        I think I mentioned it before to you but you may have missed it. There is a very good Brazilian movie about the BOPE called “Elite Squad” in English. Well worth a watch if you haven’t seen it.

  18. Count Potato

    “Texas braces for the ‘mother of all caravans’: 1,000 state troopers and Texas Rangers deploy to the border as 3,000 migrants prepare to arrive in days

    A unit of 1,000 state police officers and Texas Rangers assigned to monitor areas along the Lone Star State’s 1,241 miles of border with Mexico is readying to guard against the next surge of migrants looking to defy President Joe Biden’s administration.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10129323/Texas-troopers-Texas-Rangers-brace-thousands-migrants-days.html

    Defy what now?

    • B.P.

      “The caravan consists of 3,000 nationals from Central America, South America, Africa and Haiti”

      Africa? That’s quite a walk.

      • UnCivilServant

        None of these people are walking for much of the trip.

      • R C Dean

        Just the photo ops.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      More proof it’s the Mark, JFC!

    • rhywun

      That is NYC today but I don’t think the enforcement is all that sophisticated. Certainly not in my neck of the woods.

    • wdalasio

      The question that occurred to me reading that was “When does a society become so oppressive that you no longer owe it a duty of loyalty?”

      If I were that guy, I really don’t think I could imagine myself being willing to fight for Lithuania’s independence. For what? To be treated like a conquered people anyway?

      • R C Dean

        “When does a society become so oppressive that you no longer owe it a duty of loyalty?”

        Hard to pinpoint, but I would say, sometime earlier this year.

      • Gender Traitor

        At what point do you start owing a society a duty of loyalty?

      • juris imprudent

        Birth, because before that you are an unperson.

      • Gender Traitor

        Does that apply to any society I might happen to have been born into?

        (BTW, I’m being uncharacteristically serious.)

  19. tarran

    A very interesting podcast episode by James Lindsay: Welcome to the Second Enlightenment

    Basically he argues that we are in the opening stages of a revolution for information that is equivalent to what the original Enlightenment was to material wealth. He says that Enlgihtenment 1.0 didn’t create a marketplace of ideas so much as a feudalist system for information transmission. He says that the wokeists detected the vulnerability of the information aristocracy’s grip on power and took the lead in exploiting it, but that the wokists will have only a transitory dominance because their Marxism means that they are incapable of outcompeting other factions that have a better grip on reality.

    I’m only 20 minutes into it, and am not yet converted, but think it’s a very interesting take.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Hi tarran LTNS (KK)

    • kbolino

      I’m not a fan of audio-only presentation, but I’ll give it a listen.

    • Tundra

      Thanks, tarran. It’s in the queue!

  20. Sensei

    Fully in possession of his intellect he is.

    Biden repeats debunked Amtrak story for fifth time during presidency

    For the fifth time during his presidency, Biden told a story dating back to when he was vice president about a lighthearted encounter with former Amtrak employee Angelo Negri.

    “I commuted every single day, 263 miles a day, on Amtrak from the time I got elected United States senator,” the president said. “I got to know all the conductors really well, they became my friends – I mean, really, my genuine friends, I’d have them at my home for Christmas and during the summer.

  21. kinnath

    Tea leaves: Read into them whatever you want.

    Democrats sue USPS over “egregious” delays that threaten to impact Virginia’s race for governor

    The Virginia Democratic Party is suing the U.S. Postal Service for allegedly failing to deliver election-related voter materials on time, claiming that the lapse “threaten[s] to disenfranchise thousands of Virginia voters” just ahead of the state’s consequential gubernatorial election.

    The suit, filed on Friday in a U.S. district court in Richmond, Virginia, cites a “significant delay in election mail” in Albemarle, Portsmouth, and James City, calling the dysfunction “particularly egregious.” The delayed mail reportedly represents a quarter of all ballots in these three jurisdictions.

    The suit specifically names Gerald Roane, the USPS Virginia district manager, and Frank Veal, the USPS South Atlantic division director, and plaintiffs in the case.

    “Thousands of ballots delivered to postal facilities by the general registrars weeks ago are still outstanding and, weeks later, have not yet even been scanned into USPS’s system. Even if these voters do eventually receive their ballots before Election Day, the slowdowns promise that they will not have sufficient time to send them back with assurance that they will arrive in time to be counted,” the two wrote.

    If you can’t trust the USPS to fortify your election, who can you trust?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      They’ll still be able to vote in person correct?

      • Ownbestenemy

        You want to kill people?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Just the old and sick.

      • Drake

        That desire seems to be growing.

      • juris imprudent

        Life in prison ain’t the deterrent it used to be.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        You want to kill people?

        Somedays, very much so.

    • rhywun

      Election Day is in November, I dunno what they’re talking about.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m trying to stay pessimistic, but these are not the actions of a party that has the election in the can…

    • juris imprudent

      Democrats sue was enough for me. Whatever they are suing over, they are wrong and mendacious – until proven otherwise.

      • cyto

        This.

        It is clearly misdirection. Perhaps the goal is to obtain some sort of consent decree that advantages them. This was a major play in 2020, used to gain a number of huge (and exta-legal) concessions.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Yup. Democrats successfully used friendly settlements to change government policies that congress or state legislatures would not change.

        Its straight up fraud and judges should be striking down all past/future settlements on election rules unless they have legislature approval.

      • cyto

        I cannot fathom how any of that is legal. Somehow you can just change the law in a meeting with a DA and a DNC lawyer? I really don’t think DAs have that power.

        But the incompetent folks over at the GOP did nothing…. So there is that…

      • Hyperion

        Are you assuming that democrats (faux Marxists) care about what is legal? LOL. By whatever means it takes, bro.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Its NOT legal. The constitution specifically states that only state legislatures and Congress can change election rules. Not the judicial or executive branches of state or the federal govt.

        The SCOTUS should have thrown out election 2020 and made the House vote for president under the constitution. Guarantee that democrats never try to pull that bullshit ever again.

  22. wdalasio

    So, I have a simple question for these young people so upset by fear of ecological disaster. What exactly are they willing to give up to achieve their demands? Are they willing to give up their social media accounts? Or maybe their time at university? Maybe they’d be willing to settle for a career of going to the mill every morning, rather than their desired career as a “social media influencer” (whatever the hell that is). The bottom line for these young people, what price are you willing to pay?

    I don’t want to hear about what they’re willing to demand someone else give up. Most of them have demanding other people give things up for them for the majority of their young lives. Most of them have lived the bulk of their lives to date as kept men and women. Not that there’s anything wrong with providing support for children. But, that’s also part of the reason why we don’t place much weight on what they have to say. They’ve never had to worry about trade-offs. Mom and Dad (or the state) have borne the burden of that challenge for them.

    So, I really don’t want to hear all that much about young people’s demands until they’re willing to name their price.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Tradeoffs? Don’t talk about—tradeoffs?! You kidding me? Tradeoffs?!

      • Ed Wuncler

        “There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs.” – Thomas MF’n Sowell

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        I ❤️ that guy.

      • whiz

        What you did there, Jaime, I noticed.

    • kbolino

      But that is their price. Other people sacrificing for their benefit is the sine qua non of their moral narcissism. They are the most righteous to have ever lived, and so it is only right that the burden be borne by those who willfully destroyed the world (read: were born a few years earlier).

      • Ed Wuncler

        But isn’t that Leftism in a nutshell? From climate matters to economics, the Left always require those who they want to impose their worldview on some sort of sacrifice. Look at the rich and powerful who clamor for gun control. They either live in gated communities or hire personal security guards to protect them while us peons have to depend on the police to help us…..and if they don’t help us then tough titties.

        “Comrades!’ he cried. ‘You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink the milk and eat those apples.”

        G. Orwell knew what the fuck he was talking about.

      • kbolino

        Yes, you are probably right. There’s certainly a common theme from the French Revolution to Marx to the default-left youth (thanks to the education system).

      • Count Potato

        How come none of these kids read Animal Farm?

      • Ed Wuncler

        Why read Animal Farm when you can read some Ta-Nehshi Coates?

      • juris imprudent

        It isn’t the how-to manual that 1984 is.

      • cyto

        Orwell and Huxley Under-sold it by a wide margin.

        I always thought it was hyperbolic…. Then it came to my world and I realize that they were giving a watered down version.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Conversation heard in my house.
        Son: “My generation is so much greener than yours”.
        Me: “Great. Turn off the fan in your room when you’re not there. You are wasting electricity and it’s not doing you any good if you are not there.”
        Son: “Huh? But my room is too hot. Can we get a window air conditioners just for my room? It’s too hot when I sleep.”
        Me: “Well take off the blanket and just sleep under the sheet.”
        Son: “But I like the feeling of being under a blanket in a cold room.”
        Me: “And stop taking such long showers. It’s wasting water. We’re in a drought.”
        Son: “But I like long showers.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        I see we share some common ground….

      • Ghostpatzer

        Son: “But I like long showers.”

        I was about to ask #2 son why he takes such long showers. Then I remembered the good old days and decided against it.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        True.

      • rhywun

        lol

      • Ownbestenemy

        A typical yell from house OBE “finish it up, you aint a porn star!”

      • creech

        The granddaughter lecturing us about climate change has announced she’s going with her sorority friends to Cancun for Spring Break. To be fair, she’ll need to get away from not so Happy Valley after tPSU loses three more games after being ranked as high as #4.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I would run that schtick into the ground until the kid completely realized the error of their ways.

        Cut off tissue (trees are dying so you can jerk off).
        Cut off TP for same reason.
        Limit their food intake to simple foods like beans in a can, bread and water.
        Make them walk everywhere.
        Sell off all their electronics to offset their carbon footprint.
        ….

  23. Fourscore

    Afghan refugees take on the illegals crossing the border

    “They’re taking our jobs”

    I must have missed something, wasn’t there 13-14-15-16 K Haitians in one group just a couple weeks ago?

    • UnCivilServant

      They’re going to forcibly inject her while she’s undergoing treatment if the scheduled time comes along.

    • rhywun

      “extremely rare”
      “only 8 have died”
      and on and on and on

      How does it compare to her chances of dying from the ‘vid? Hmmmm?

      • Sensei

        You should really lump the J&J reactions together with it. Essential they same theory of operation. Also Sputnik-V if you could get any kind of reliable information from countries that use it.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        How much do you push this. Can you afford to say f off when the booster is mandate? Asking for a friend

      • R C Dean

        I’m pretty well set that I will refuse the booster, even if it costs me my job.

        A man’s got to have a line in the sand, and that one will do just fine.

      • rhywun

        Well said.

        I can muddle though somehow. I’ve done it before.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Posted on the overnight thread that my son’s tenured CS Prof just got canned for not providing proof of vaccinaction (he may or may not be vaxxed, but refused to provide the proper papers on principle). I guess that was his line in the sand.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        They revoked tenure?

        Holy shit. I never thought I’d live long enough to see a University do it (or even admit that it could be done). They’ve crossed the Rubicon with that one, methinks.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Not quite final yet, but he is not permitted on campus as of today. The sprout is pissed, that’s currently his favorite Prof, and as a CS major he is in a pickle now.

      • ignoreLander

        They revoked tenure?
        Holy shit. I never thought I’d live long enough to see a University do it (or even admit that it could be done). They’ve crossed the Rubicon with that one, methinks.

        Funny, that is quite the shield they use when some soy leftist egghead calls for the extermination of every single Republican in the country.

        [INSERT BULLSHIT HERE]-Studies Prof: We need roving band to icky gun owners to exterminate anyone who voted for Donald Trump.

        Reasonable People: Hey Watsamatta U administration, if this isn’t illegal, it sure is divisive and inflammatory.

        Admin: Hey hey hey whoa there bucko. This professor has tenure, nothing we could do even if we wanted to!

  24. UnCivilServant

    For some reason I’m still sailing the high seas and watching Lower Decks. I will give them some credit, while there are moments of pure cringe, they have improved their storytelling.

    • slumbrew

      You should go to the box and feel shame.

      AFAICT, everything on Bravo is garbage, save Top Chef (mostly).

      • Raven Nation

        Lower Decks =/= Below Deck.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to have to agree, since I don’t even know what the second show is. I’m talking about the Animated Star Trek comedy.

      • slumbrew

        *checks*

        Ah, thank you.

        UnCiv, I apologize – you may exit the penalty box.

      • Sensei

        LOL

        My wife watches that.

      • slumbrew

        Because I do like Top Chef I have more exposure to Bravo shows than I’d like.

        Hot garbage, the lot of them.

        (though the real-estate shows are compelling due to the real-estate porn)

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t think I’ve even seen ads for the channel in some time. I couldn’t tell you what their programming consists of.

      • rhywun

        After who knows how many seasons, I’m kind of Top Chef’ed out. Same with Project Runway – not sure if that is still on Bravo anymore. The creeping wokeness was getting to be too much.

        Never heard of Below Deck.

    • Sensei

      Lower Decks was surprise hit for me.

      • UnCivilServant

        While I predicted the reset button at the start of season 2, the demotion wasn’t necessary, aside from the occasional whine about people ignoring his rank, the character dynamic could have stayed largely unchanged.

  25. Sean

    Uh oh…looks like Manchin might be caving.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Every man has a price.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Nice. Of course, if some enterprising cost-cutter tried to cut their bennies the shit would really hit the fan.

    • rhywun

      ???

    • Ownbestenemy

      I like it..but to stay on target, they shouldn’t block traffic.

      • The Hyperbole

        It’s okay when I agree with the message. Climate change or police brutality?… run those assholes over.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Some person did run a car into the crowd.

      • rhywun

        The top level is pedestrians and bikes only.

      • Hyperion

        This requires tanks. Tanks is always the answer. I thought the Biden admin was learning from China? Meh, bunch of lightweights and pussies.

      • rhywun

        It’s like a catwalk up there. Tanks would probably plunge through to the roadway below.

      • Hyperion

        Well, sounds like the typical Biden move. I mean unless he was saving the bridge to give to the Taliban.

    • cyto

      As not seen on network tv……

  26. Count Potato

    “Abbott’s vaccine order is just as oppressive as Biden’s. Neither politician is willing to tolerate deviation from the one business policy he thinks is best.”

    https://twitter.com/reason/status/1450674140512329729

    Drugs? Ass? This is still retarded.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s on Twitter, so by default, I assume some form of mental defect.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Yes, assdrugs. But, any way you slice it, reason is being idiotic on this. And they get pretty beat up in the article comments. Of course, there are the same “I am the only real libertarian here, and I think it is totally as bad” shitheads.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Unreason uses bots to keep the comments from being totally against the commie staff.

      • Hyperion

        Assdrugs? How do you use those? And I mean, where do you get them?

  27. Lord Humungus

    this was on Alex Berenson’s Substack:

    URGENT: Covid vaccines will keep you from acquiring full immunity EVEN IF YOU ARE INFECTED AND RECOVER

    What the British are saying is they are now finding the vaccine interferes with your body’s innate ability after infection to produce antibodies against not just the spike protein but other pieces of the virus. Specifically, vaccinated people don’t seem to be producing antibodies to the nucleocapsid protein, the shell of the virus, which are a crucial part of the response in unvaccinated people.

    This means vaccinated people will be far more vulnerable to mutations in the spike protein EVEN AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN INFECTED AND RECOVERED ONCE (or more than once, probably).

    It also means the virus is likely to select for mutations that go in exactly that direction, because those will essentially give it an enormous vulnerable population to infect. And it probably is still more evidence the vaccines may interfere with the development of robust long-term immunity post-infection.

    Aside from that, everything is fine.

    • Tres Cool

      Grab your tin-foil, but I saw where someone posited that “this virus was a beta-test- the vaccine weakens the immune system, then they release the REAL virus”.

      /makes a Reynolds Foil hat

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        But then only us Heathens will be left, what then?

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Saw this last week. Disturbing.

    • Count Potato

      I read the paper that substack article links, and it didn’t seem to support what he’s claiming.

      • Count Potato

        “The reason why people who acquire natural immunity gain antibodies against the N protein is because the irregularity that occurs with viral replication (compared to normal cellular replication) will cause a cascade of cellular events where our cells recognize that something is not right and illicit an immune response.

        So if viral replication may be a requirement to notice certain proteins we can understand why vaccinated individuals may not be able to produce antibodies to the N protein.”

        OK, in order to be infected with covid (infection, not merely a case of it being detected in the nasopharynx) viral replication must occur. Even more so for symptomatic infections. More infection, more chance to gain antibodies against the N protein. So if the vaccine works, it would reduce replication, and reduce the chance of gaining antibodies against the N protein. If the virus mutates to have a different spike protein, such that it prevents the vaccine from working, then it would not reduce replication, and therefore would not reduce the chance of gaining antibodies against the N protein.

        There is going to be a quiz tomorrow, but it’s an open essay on why no one uses tetrodes.

      • Count Potato

        Thanks, I’ll read that later.

  28. Trigger Hippie

    Anyone seen Suthen around? Seems like he’s been MIA.

    • db

      I was thinking the same thing last week. I haven’t seen him around.

      • Lord Humungus

        COVID got him /not serious

      • Trigger Hippie

        Gotcha, thanks.

    • slumbrew

      Blackjack is MIA as well.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I was also wondering where he was. I miss that guy.

    • The Hyperbole

      His last comment was over two weeks ago, he must have gotten tires of our shit, can’t really blame him, many of you people can be insufferable.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Yes, we are truly deplorable.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        But not as deplorable as he is. That’s why I love him so.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Don’t talk about yourself that way! it’s unbecoming of you,

  29. Count Potato

    Before Halloween, be proactive by addressing these issues in advance and use it as an educational opportunity to discuss stereotypes, bias and cultural appropriation. Many children and families don’t realize that their costume choices are potentially hurtful or offensive. For example, a child who may be interested in Native American stories and history wants to dress up as a Native American person. Consider it an opportunity to talk with them about how Native American dress is not a costume. Instead, it is an essential part of identity, unique to each different tribe with their own customs and ways of dress.”

    https://www.adl.org/education/resources/tools-and-strategies/halloween-when-the-goblins-ghosts-and-stereotypes-come-out

    “Before Halloween, be proactive by taping open your parents eyelids, and forcing them to watch reruns of F-Troop.”

    • Lord Humungus

      Oh noez! I might offend someone.

    • Trigger Hippie

      “Remember kids: Everything you do or say is problematic to somebody no matter how innocuous or innocent the intent so we’re going to just have to suck all the joy and fun out of your childhood.”

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      So my lab coat from the Wuhan Institute of Virology with the name tag of Sum Ting Wong is a no?

      • Tres Cool

        + Hoh Lee Shit

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Well, at least it’s not covered with Sum Yung Gai sauce.

      • Ted S.

        Their lips are sealed.

    • juris imprudent

      reruns of F-Troop

      The tribe as portrayed by (((the tribe))).

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        +1 Mel Brooks,
        “yeesh, they darker than we are”

  30. Tres Cool

    Ya’all are too uptight. Decidely un-funky.

    For a booster shot, take this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsWAnZ3d64I

    “Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
    The desired effect is what you get
    When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.”

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      With lyrics like that, I was kinda expecting Bootsy Collins.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        He’s playing bass.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        No, that ain’t Bootsie, he’s badass!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I pity the, oh never mind……

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      OK, that’s just funny!
      I think I like it….

  31. Lord Humungus

    The Democrats always go for broke. And why not? It seems to be a winning strategy in the long run. They are apparently willing to be kings of a dung hill.

    All Eyes on Virgina

    News out of Washington today is that Democrats are “close” to a deal on a stripped-down reconciliation spending binge that will be only perhaps $2.2 trillion instead of $3.5 trillion (though both figures are lies, as the real cost will be much higher). The most important aspect of this story, if accurate, is that Democrats hope to be able to close the deal by this weekend, and pass both the reconciliation package and the “bi-partisan” infrastructure bill that the Senate passed back in the paleolithic era.

    Democrats think they need to get it done by this weekend because they are in a panic about the Virginia governor’s election now just eight days away. Recent polls show Terry McAwful tied or well within the margin of error with Republican Glenn Youngkin. Virginia has in the last decade or more flipped purple if not totally blue, electing Democrats to statewide and national office by double-digit margins. That the race is this close shows how unpopular Democrats have become.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      So, ZEROcare redux.

      And in ’22 they will not understand why they lost the house, but the R’s will fail to reel this shit in. Again.

      • TARDis

        Click says the ratchet. They will enjoy their perks and pretend they are in a different party. When the majority of the Cons say the cunt Cheney, Shit Swampney, and Screwsie Collins need to go, then I will say they are a different party. There is only one party, the Swamp party. Change my mind.

      • Swiss Servator

        Is that you, Block Insane YoMamma?

      • TARDis

        *chuckles*
        Nope. Never posted on TOS.
        I generally avoid the name twizzling, but fake righty fucks just make me pissy, even more so than the lefty spewing progtards.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^ I don’t see any difference between McAuliffe and Youngkin. Two sides of the same coin.

      • juris imprudent

        The Democrats seem to see a great deal of difference.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Tis better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.

    • rhywun

      It never fails to amaze me that passing a blowout spending bill works in Democrats’ favor during an election.

      What the hell is wrong with people?

    • Grumbletarian

      Right, and Gavin Newsome was a whisker away from being recalled.

  32. DEG

    I was setting up my new work laptop today and managed to forget the password. Oops. I recovered.

    FRANCE 24 spoke to several young people suffering from climate anxiety about their fears and sentiments of betrayal, grief and a loss of hope.

    Unless France 24 smacked them upside the head and said, “GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!”, France 24 wasted its time.

    Last month, Yahoo News reported CIA officials had drawn up options for former U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration for dealing with Assange while he was holed up in the Ecuadorean embassy in London, including assassinating or kidnapping him.

    I’d be surprised if the CIA didn’t have such plans.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Does that mean that if I’m wearing the yellow shirt and my hands aren’t up, someone can shoot me?

      I’m so confused.

      • hayeksplosives

        No, only if you’re wearing the Yellow Badge of the Unvaccinated. Then you’re fair game.

      • Hyperion

        Here’s the part that bugs me. Why was that asshole pointing a weapon at someone if they weren’t shooting at the time? I mean he hit a person who was not an actor in the scene? Is he just a really bad shot or was he pointing a gun at just someone? If they were not shooting and he was just randomly pointing a gun at someone, what the fuck? I mean, do not point a fucking gun at me, whether or not you think it is loaded.

        We know Alec is a fucking asshole, that is a known.

      • db

        According to what I have read, he was practicing cross drawing his weapon and training it on the camera for an upcoming shot.

      • db

        Also, probably he is a bad shot. I’d imagine that for dramatic purposes, the shot involved him drawing and firing directly at the camera. He probably missed the camera and hit the people adjacent to it.

      • Hyperion

        I really do not like that. Obviously, that was a real gun, not a replica for films or whatever. Never point a gun at someone unless you plan to shoot them.

        Did it magically ‘discharge’ on it’s own? Is he a cop?

      • db

        I’m not excusing it, just saying what I’ve heard. From what I also have read, it is standard safety practice in the film industry not do allow pointing at people. As I wrote a few days ago, I think I remember the Matrix commentary included a discussion of how they got shots of people shooting at the camera, which involved, obviously, blanks as well as armor glass between the shooter and the camera and crew.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, I get it. The problem is the media. They report these stories and then the immediately get to work trying to spin it for their preferred political agenda, not the truth.

        They obviously love Alec because he’s a gun grabber and I’m sure they wanted to turn this into a guns are bad, mmkay story.

      • Count Potato

        Only an idiot assumes a gun is unloaded.

        So he didn’t check his gun first, then cocked an SA, pointed it at something he didn’t want to shoot, then pulled the trigger.

      • Hyperion

        I can assume the gun is unloaded, but I don’t get to point it at someone and pull the trigger to find out.

        Yeah, that’s what I get, but he’s so sad and it’s totally not his fault.

      • TARDis

        Only an idiot assumes a gun is unloaded.

        I had this discussion with my gun averse spouse. She did not get it.
        “The gun guy (girl) said it was safe.”

      • Hyperion

        “The gun guy (girl) said it was safe.”

        Said what was safe? I’m confused.

        I learned from the time I was a kid, 10 years old, and I was given my first gun, you NEVER point a gun at someone unless you are ready to shoot them.

        I think I told this story here or on TOS. But.

        I was hunting with a guy in IN, we were hunting small game, I think rabbits. We were walking through a woods and I was looking at the ground, maybe for mushrooms because I think we were looking for those as well. I look up and there is the business end of the barrel of a rifle, about 3 ft in front of me, pointed directly at my face. I took one and then 2 steps sideways to my left and said, actually yelled ‘Point that fucking gun at the fucking ground!’. Guy was walking with the gun over his shoulder pointed directly behind him. I never went anywhere with that asshole again, once is too much.

      • hayeksplosives

        Lots of things were wrong with the chain of events that led to the fatal shooting.

        The most jaw-droppingly awful link in that chain is that members of the crew took that very gun and went target shooting for fun.

        Really? Was that allowed, or did they just do it because they wanted to? And then they commingled the live rounds with the blanks??

        This seems to be more on the “armorer” than on the actor. But he has more money so he will be the primary target of the lawsuits.

      • Hyperion

        Maybe train ultra stupid gun grabbing commies like Alec Baldwin, proper gun safety before allowing him to have one in his possession?

      • MikeS

        Well, he was also the Producer..i.e the Boss, so he has that going against him.

      • Hyperion

        “Well, he was also the Producer..i.e the Boss, so he has that going against him.”

        But he’s never been known to be an overly cocky aggressive asshole who thinks it’s OK to assault other people, so he has that going FOR him.

  33. hayeksplosives

    I was reading that White House spokesman Andrew Bates feigned ignorance of the “Fuck Joe Biden” and “Let’s Go Brandon!” phenomena.

    He’s either lying or is truly that out of touch. I could see saying “I’m not going to dignify that with a response” but to pretend it’s not happening? Really? Come on, man!

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/white-house-claims-ignorance-on-popular-lets-go-brandon-and-f-joe-biden-chants?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_campaign=daily_shapiro&utm_medium=email&utm_source=housefile&utm_content=op_ed

  34. Hyperion

    Boa tarde, unwokesters, shitlords, and imaginary libertarian women.

    Manchkin

    Manchin is a piece of dung. Anyone who trusts that slimy weasel are in for a big disappointment. WV, primary that fucking asshole.

    I just got back from the West Vagina… err, I mean West Virginer.

    The first thing I did there, wife and I were in our hotel room and I looked out the window and across the street I see a bar. So I said to wifey ‘I would like to have a beer and there’s a bar across the street’.

    So we went over.

    Well, that was not a bar for that hotel. It was a local joint and there were only locals. Nothing but drunken hillbillies. We loved it. I think it scared my wife at first, but everyone was friendly and talked to her and then she really enjoyed it. The high point was that one of the young chicks behind the bar… I think the chunkier one with purple hair was serving me beers, and on the 2nd one, my wife says ‘What are you drinking?’. So I said ‘Heineken of course’. And she points at the bottle on the bar in front of me, so I looked at it. When I looked at it I see that it was 0 alcohol beer. And then wife says ‘I took a picture of that and sent to my niece and she said ‘What is wrong with your husband drinking beer with no alcohol in it, is he OK?”. So I called purple hair girl over and said ‘Did you look at that beer?’. And she says ‘What’s wrong with it?’. So I said ‘There’s not any alcohol in it’. She looked sort of shell shocked and says ‘OMG! OMG! I’m sorry, why did I do that!?’. Anyway, everyone near us were laughing their asses off. One guy says ‘Hey, all the imports are in the back’. So she seemed sort of pissed because they were teasing her and she says ‘I know that!’.

    Anyway, I drank 1 and a half beers with zero alcohol in a totes redneck dive and I didn’t die. Do I get a prize?

    • Hyperion

      Oh, I should just add this important statistic.

      I was in Walmart, several other retail stores, a hotel, and several restaurants and bars.

      Overall, the mask wearing ratio was about 80-90% not wearing. Some places, 100% not wearing. Of the overall 10-20% wearing, about 90-99% of those were under 30.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        about 90-99% of those were under 30.

        I keep hearing this from people and it interests me because I’m seeing the opposite. I’m seeing some masks on the 20-somethings, but most are on 40-55 year olds.

        I’m seeing some increasingly paranoid behavior from people, in general. 10-20% masked at the arboretum, which is 100% outdoors. I even saw a couple probably around 50 wearing masks and nitrile gloves outside at the arboretum today. I saw a masked family come to our church’s trunk or treat last night fully masked and promptly turn around when they saw how packed it was with heathens enjoying the outdoors without masks. *sad trombone* That event was 10-20% masked, too, and 100% outdoors. These people are lunatics. Whether they’ve been driven insane or it’s finally socially acceptable to fly their nutter flags, I question the sanity of and the safety of my kids around people who mask outdoors.

      • Hyperion

        To be honest, a pretty large percentage of the mask wearers were teens or tweens. I’d say about half.

        But overall, in WV, no one is wearing a mask. People from MD would have immediate cardiac arrest upon seeing it. That might be WV’s only saving grace outside of building a wall to keep them out.

  35. Tulip

    I watched ‘The Planets’. I’m still trying to decide if the voyages records/photos/etc was the most hopeful gesture humans have ever made, or the stupidest.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      We will do more than that I hope, we are destined for the stars ultimately.
      Regarding the record and player that went with Voyager, maybe a map to our house and a description of how tasty we are wasn’t such a good idea,

      • cyto

        Even in a million years, it won’t have gone all that far. Even in a star trek style galaxy, teeming with interstellar travellers, nobody is ever finding that thing.

    • Hyperion

      It doesn’t really matter. We are never meeting any other intelligent living beings, unless we achieve faster than light travel. And for now, that is science fiction.

      The distances are unfathomable, pretty much beyond human comprehension.

      It’s sort of depressing, maybe, but it’s reality as we know it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We still need to get off of this rock and spread out, it’s what Humans do, C’mon! it’ll be fun…

      • Hyperion

        Yes, we do, me, you, and Elon agree on that. But we are not going to other star systems with our current technology. And there’s no other habitable plants in this solar system.

      • cyto

        Depends on your horizon. Mars is habitable in limited form with tech available this century or the next.

        But Venus is the real long term first step…. Maybe a thousand or ten thousand years from now… Transforming the planet is possible, and there is enough gravity to hang on to an atmosphere.

        In the mean time, a magnetic field generator and a few hundred redirected comets could have Mars in a livable state within a few hundred years.

        Or we could fall to the vagaries of AOC style socialism and kill off civilization in the global war that follows the worldwide economic collapse…

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, I sort of said not with our current technology. There’s no life on Venus, period. It’s hot enough on the surface to melt lead and the atmospheric pressure would crush humans flat.

        Mars is colder than fuck. And it’s dry as fuck. There could be some simple life there, but even that is doubtful.

        I still think we try to colonize the moon and mars asap.

        My original point is that we are not toing to ever meet other intelligent life at our current level of technology.

      • cyto

        Well… Not at their place…

  36. The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

    I can’t seem to post a link anymore. Weird.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Yep. I’m now denied the ability to post links anywhere. Anyone amongst TPTB wanna weigh in on what I’m doing wrong (or who I’ve pissed off)?

      • Mojeaux

        Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Larf,

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        First thing I try.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “Swharma”

    • hayeksplosives

      Lots of things were wrong with the chain of events that led to the fatal shooting.

      The most jaw-droppingly awful link in that chain is that members of the crew took that very gun and went target shooting for fun.

      Really? Was that allowed, or did they just do it because they wanted to? And then they commingled the live rounds with the blanks??

      This seems to be more on the “armorer” than on the actor. But he has more money so he will be the primary target of the lawsuits.

      • cavalier973

        You know that it was a purposeful act of satanic worship, right?

        *spooky eyes*

  37. Tundra

    Anyone subscribe to ESPN+?

    Works great on the tv but won’t stream on my laptop. WTF?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Never tried laptop…only from our Andriod TV.

  38. Hyperion

    Looks like the Raiderzzzzzzz is number one in the AFC. How about that? Kermie was dissected and roasted, what I heard.

    • cavalier973

      “ Schroeder also denied Prosecutor Binger’s request to bar the defense from referring to Rosenbaum, Huber and Grosskreutz as rioters, looters or arsonists. The judge said those terms would be allowed if the defense can produce evidence showing that’s what they were.”

      • cavalier973

        “ “If more than one of them were engaged in arson, rioting, looting, I’m not going to tell the defense you can’t call them that,” the judge said. The judge also ruled that the two deceased men and the injured man could not be referred to as victims.

        “The word ‘victim’ is a loaded, loaded word,” he said. “‘Alleged victim’ is a cousin to it.””

      • cyto

        That conversation shows that this case never should have been brought, and never should go to a jury. A directed verdict of not guilt should be in the cards.

    • cyto

      Barnes fired a warning shot in their live stream Sunday.

      Said prosecutor was planning to suborn perjury…. And said people have been assuming that nobody could check.. But they have a big investigative team and they know they have been lying. “you will get caught and we will pursue it.”

      Specifically.. A witness says he heard Rittenhouse saying things about wanting to shoot people… He implied that using FBI footage and evidence, they can prove that he was never within 100 yards of rittenhouse.

      Also… Said prosecution has been lying in the media to taint the jury pool.

      Also… Said prosecution was trying to use anonymous witnesses so they cannot investigate them.

      Also.. Said prosecution tried to sandbag with a last second expert on use of force… So they could not vet them.. (Or it took that long to find a credentialed professional who would say that it is not self defense to shoot someone who is trying to kill you).

      Alos… Implied that the guy who pulled a gun and got shot in the arm fired his gun to start the whole thing.. As a way to stir things up.

      Also… Judge not allowing testimony about the extensive criminal background of the attackers nee victims.

  39. Hyperion

    Heh, watching Sunday Night Foozball, Sea Chickens and Saints. My initial opinion is that they both suck. What is a Gyna Smith? Also, who is playing the QB on the Saints?

    I know, some of you might not want to watch this, I mean if you are a KC fan, you might be too busy crying.