Saturday Morning Gender Fluid Links

by | Oct 9, 2021 | Daily Links | 256 comments

I was told this week, in no uncertain terms, that I am ignorant and hateful. And I can’t possibly be a real scientist. The reason for this is because of my use of the term “female” to describe one of the workers at our shop. “SHE’S NOT FEMALE, THAT’S ASSUMING GENDER!” “But she has two X chromosomes and always refers to herself as our ‘second daughter.'” “THAT IS IGNORANT AND HATEFUL! IF YOU WERE A REAL SCIENTIST, YOU’D KNOW THAT CHROMOSOMES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER!” screamed at me with, no doubt, care and compassion. By a Gender Studies dropout. I was then informed that there’s over a hundred genders, and that new ones are being discovered every day on TikTok. And that before you start talking with anyone, you have to ask their gender and preferred pronouns. The screamer identifies as a They/He/She, which I found very confusing.

God, I love being in a college town.

That said, let’s do birthdays, which include a guy fond of zoos and organs; a guy who was into projection; a guy who was (((accused))); a guy whose birth was an event on the horizon; an OG drug dealer; a guy whose work was nothing to Bragg about; the only Scrooge who mattered; the first link in the chain that finished off Nixon; a pretty excellent woodwind player; half of the greatest songwriting duo in history; proof that shit floats to the top; arguably the best bass player in rock; and the NFLer who carried on the tradition of Mantan Moreland.

All that said, let’s now Link.

 

Well, if you don’t ask…

 

Honestly, I still don’t understand how any of this is a crime.

 

How about this crazy idea: CUT SPENDING.

 

The stupidity is not just ours.

 

Ummmmm…. why?

 

This will be mentioned in next week’s Joemala.

 

It’s “Look at ME!!!” all the way down.

 

Old Guy Music today is a band I encountered in Austin. Shawn has written about three songs, with everything seeming to be a variant of one of those three. But they’re three fucking excellent songs.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

256 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Morning, OM. Have you been inundated by leaf-peepers?

    • Not Adahn

      Foliage is late this year

      • Fourscore

        On the down hill side here, peaked a few days ago, Autumn leaves drift by my window, soon to be followed by the snows.

  2. EvilSheldon

    Good morning!

    Did you ask if…whatever…identifies as a homeless drug addict? That seems to be a typical career path for gender studies dropouts.

    Anyway, back to work. I have a machine room to power up. Yay!

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, that was my thought – what does a gender studies drop out, other than scream at people randomly?

    • Tulip

      They couldn’t hack it as a gender studies major. Wow

      • TARDis

        TBF, I couldn’t hack it either. I’d have to be institutionalized if I had to swallow and regurgitate that garbage.

      • Chafed

        Sure but they/he/she chose it.

  3. Tres Cool

    A dude named “Camille” after you open with the screaming gender-studies person? Confusing.

    But, you know what other guy was also a fan of organs ?

  4. Fourscore

    Good morning Old Man

    What some people call bribes others call incentives. I give incentives to wait staff and service people to remember me. Most times, however, they’d rather forget.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Your ears will be burning tomorrow. Spudalicious is in for several days, and I’ll be doing one of our standard desserts (Humboldt Fog wedges with sliced figs, drizzled with honey) using the best goddam honey I have ever tasted.

      • Fourscore

        Friends aren’t like fish and relatives, friends last longer than three days. Good for you and Spud…

  5. The Late P Brooks

    a Gender Studies dropout.

    Good gravy. You couldn’t even make palatable dog food out of that.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I don’t know that I would have handled that gender incident as well. My response may have included a quip about how when society collapses, it’s morons such as her that are going to find their only usefulness as gagged breeding stock a la the Handmaids.

    • juris imprudent

      You take that and cross it with an incel and you’re on your way to morlocks.

    • Tres Cool

      I think I saw “Gagged Breeding Stock” open for the Indigo Girls.
      Or maybe it was L7.

  7. Tres Cool

    “That ’70s Show spin-off set in the ’90s coming to Netflix with some returning stars”

    Without researching (cause Im a 6-pack in already) didn’t they try 1 spinoff as “That 80s Show” ?

    • SDF-7

      Yes, yes they did.

      One difference this time is they’re bringing back the parents as grandparents for one of the new kids (Red and Kitty Foreman… so at least we can look forward to a few “You’re a dumbass!” moments, one would hope).

      Frankly, the original jumped the shark by season 5 — so I really think they’re beating a dead horse here — but Netflix seems to love doing that, so it is their money to waste. At least it isn’t a puff piece on the Obamas, I suppose….

      And all I could think of for OMWC vs. Gender Dropout was “No soup for you!” — which is why I almost certainly couldn’t run a restaurant in a college town these days. Kick out half the idiot clientele….

    • CPRM

      yes, it’s mentioned in the article. But that was on at the same time as that 70s show. This one is nostalgia click bait. I never like the show, but Kurtwood Smith is always entertaining.

      “Bitches, leave.”

      • Tres Cool

        Don’t forget he was in RoboCop and Dead Poets Society.

      • EvilSheldon

        Nice. Clarence J. Boddicker is my second-favorite movie villian.

    • rhywun

      Nostalgia is a hot commodity these days.

      It always has been.

      I think what they meant to say is “we’re all out of fresh ideas”.

      • hayeksplosives

        Happy Days was filmed in the 70s, set in the 50s. That 70s Show was a nod to Happy Days and was filmed in the 90s-2000s, set in the 70s.

        This figures to be more of the same. Nothing really new.

        (I’m a sucker for The Wedding Singer movie’s 80s tributes—cracks me up every time)

      • rhywun

        Maybe it’s just me but the 50’s seemed alien to me even during the 70’s.

        But the 90’s don’t seem all that different from current year. Subtract the cell phones and hair gel and you probably couldn’t tell the difference.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        yoga pants.
        And just in general, the amount of women who are built like swimsuit models these days, as compared to when I was in my prime, is astounding.
        Probably a combo of the increase in working out plus better eating?

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Somehow I don’t think Rhywun is paying attention to either of those things.

        But to Rhys point, we have lived through both the nineties and now, which kinda makes them seem, well, seamless. But, as I was mentioning to the wife the other night, I love baggy pants. Corduroys to be exact, and they are anathema to the current fashion of skinny jeans.

        Also, the sixties were such a change, with baby boomers coming of age between the ’50s and the ’70s. That was the real cultural dividing line.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        Well I live right next to the “Gayborhood” in Philly and can tell you that dudes are tight as hell as well.

      • Ted S.

        Ricardo Cortez was the ultimate Sam Spade.

        (And there was that Bette Davis movie, Satan Met a Lady, in between.)

  8. The Late P Brooks

    The screamer identifies as a They/He/She, which I found very confusing.

    “Mongo? He’s more of a ‘what’ than a ‘who’.”

    • slumbrew

      Don’t forget Patriot.

      Also, watch Patriot if you haven’t seen Patriot.

      Patriot was awesome.

      • slumbrew

        Hey. Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration…

  9. westernsloper

    gastric reflux

    • Fourscore

      OMG! Same symptoms as Covid. Joe’s got Covid! Give him another shot !

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Dizzying rationale from the logic merry-go-round

    Dorit Rubinstein Reiss, a professor of law at UC Hastings College of the Law, who has written about the legalities of vaccine mandates in law journals, told ABC News that earlier COVID-19 vaccine mandate lawsuits argued that the orders were unconstitutional since the three available vaccines were only authorized for emergency use by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

    None ended up being successful, she said.

    That argument lost ground in courts after the FDA fully approved the Pfizer vaccine in August, she noted.

    “If you’re at the point where you are saying this is like the Nuremberg trials and the vaccines are experimental and could be dangerous, you don’t have a good example,” Reiss said.

    Reiss said the reasonable accommodations provision of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 requires employers to make special accommodations to employees, such as those based on religious beliefs.

    “It is a statutory right, not a constitutional right,” she said.

    It’s not illegal if the President commands it.

    It’s not experimental if the FDA says it’s not.

    Rights are created and granted solely at the whim of the Executive branch.

    • hayeksplosives

      These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

    • Brawndo

      “sorry, you need a better argument than ‘this shit would have gotten the entire bureaucracy hanged at Nuremberg'”.

      Also. Pfizer has not received full FDA approval. Comirnaty (or whatever) did.

  11. Ted S.

    half of the greatest songwriting duo in history

    Betty Comden’s birthday is in May.

    • Gender Traitor

      Must be either Rodgers or Hammerstein.

      • Gender Traitor

        Seriously, though, L & McC apparently could only work their magic together. Never cared for either guy’s later efforts on their own, except for maybe the last part of “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey.”

      • Tres Cool

        Not Peaches or Herb ?

      • Ted S.

        I think there were six different Peaches over the years.

      • Ted S.

        No love for Lorenz Hart?

  12. Cy Esquire

    In other news, i spent all of last week celebrating my birthday in strange ways including hunting goat head and khaki weed plants for hours on end in my back yard. Holy shit those things are evil. The goat head is proof that god isn’t all love and hugs. They’re absolute proof that at best he’s an indifferent trickster with a twisted sense of humor!

    Also of note, weed killer doesn’t kill goat head or khaki weed plants. Hands, knees, rake and a wheel barrow are the go to tools. Also, make sure you have some kind of mechanical massager for when you try to get out of bed the next day.

    • Sean

      You need a flame thrower.

      • Stillhunter

        True. But I’ll add that most people don’t realize that understanding how the plant reproduces and timing is everything. Killing a plant after it has sown seeds is useless. Same for plants that reproduce vegetatively (I.e., carbohydrate stores in the roots underground).Typically, but not always, it’s only helpful when the plant is in the growth phase, usually spring to early summer. Bottom line is research the best methods for each plant.

  13. Tres Cool

    “Im not sure how any of this is a crime”

    FTA: “”I’m not going to tell the IRS that your $300,000 was paid to Donna Heinel at USC to get Sabrina into school even though she wasn’t a legitimate basketball player at that level.”

    I’m going to guess wire-fraud and/or tax evasion, if the DOJ waited to see if they tried to deduct that $300K as donation.

    • TARDis

      wasn’t a legitimate basketball player
      SMH
      Hey FBI/IRS, now do Hunter Rembrandt Biden.

  14. TARDis

    Man, Ms. Burnett can’t go a day without ranting about OMB, can she? That must be the only aphrodisiac she has. You’d think he raped her on Celebrity Apprentice or something. I guess she is just spewing what her master’s tell her.

    • TARDis

      *master’s lapdogs*

  15. Zwak, sensual panzer

    I hear you on the college town thing. I was born in a college town, grew up in a college town, and now, after 30 odd years away, I am college town adjacent. And not just “Town With College in It” but small towns that only live because they have a university. The hubris really needs to be clobbered by nemesis.

    And now, the used bookstore is closing. Son of a Bitch!

    • Tres Cool

      “…but small towns that only live because they have a university.”

      See also- any town or city near a military installation.

      • Tres Cool

        w/o fact-checking, Im pretty sure Wright-Patterson AFB is the largest employer in this region.

      • Gender Traitor

        …especially since NCR and GM/Delphi bailed.

      • Tres Cool

        Hah….I used to invoice Delphi $200K+ annually, for emissions testing on their coal boilers.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was a permatemp admin at the Interior & Lighting Systems engineering center in Vandalia until I got fed up with a problem co-worker (a direct-hire admin – not a lowly contractor) that management wouldn’t touch. That’s how I ended up in CU Land.

      • slumbrew

        But I can’t imagine being in a military towns gets you smug, hectoring lectures from Gender Studies drop-outs

      • Tres Cool

        Depends on if you’re near Milley’s troops.

      • R C Dean

        If it’s an Air Force base . . . .

    • Not Adahn

      College Station, TX?

      • juris imprudent

        Every rule has its exception.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Could you repeat the question?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “It will be easier for courts to point at the losses and make it easier to reject the new ones,” Cohen said. “I think you’ll see fewer attorneys taking up those cases too.”

    Reiss added that the mandates have shown to increase vaccination rates in public and private companies, especially in the days leading up to their employer’s compliance deadline. In most cases, such as hospital systems in New York, North Carolina and California, vaccine rates among staff ended up over 95% when the deadline came.

    “The mandates will have some impact regardless of what happens in the courts,” Reiss said.

    If we keep tossing these legal challenges out, eventually the plebs (and their attorneys) will grow despondent and submit to the yoke.

    Forcing people to get vaccinated by threatening their livelihood results in more vaccinations.

    And he disappears up his own asshole in a veritable circular reasoning coup de grace.

    • rhywun

      Forcing people to get vaccinated by threatening their livelihood results in more vaccinations.

      It’s like brain science or something. Us mere mortals wouldn’t understand.

    • Brawndo

      Reiss added that the mandates have shown to increase vaccination rates in public and private companies, especially in the days leading up to their employer’s compliance deadline. In most cases, such as hospital systems in New York, North Carolina and California, vaccine rates among staff ended up over 95% when the deadline came.

      How to lie with stats 101. If your company is 70/30, and you fire most of the unvaccinated workers, you now have 95% compliances! Coercion *does* work

  17. Not Adahn

    Oh, this could be your ticket to the gravy train.

    Kick xer out. Video the subsequent protest. Get some of that sweet antiwoke grift!

    • westernsloper

      “Today I am one year without alcohol,” she wrote. “A lot of really cool things started happening when I stopped drinking. I started making conscious decisions in every area of my life. I learned how to actually address my stressors instead of numbing them, and by doing so I realized you can’t selectively numb. If you numb the bad, you also numb the good.”

      Ya, well with thoughts like that she just killed any chance of going out with me. No way I am putting up with that nonsense.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Come on, sloper, it’s not all bad. Ladies who stop drinking are looking for alternative methods of stimulation.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Remus wrote in the letter that the request comes amid “unique and extraordinary circumstances.”
    “Congress is examining an assault on our Constitution and democratic institutions provoked and fanned by those sworn to protect them, and the conduct under investigation extends far beyond typical deliberations concerning the proper discharge of the President’s constitutional responsibilities,” Remus wrote. “The constitutional protections of executive privilege should not be used to shield, from Congress or the public, information that reflects a clear and apparent effort to subvert the Constitution itself.”

    We were seconds away from a coup and the complete usurpation of Constitutional government.

    But now the dark shadow of authoritarianism has been lifted. God bless America!

  19. Tulip

    You are far more patient with that person than I would be. Given the problem finding employees, as soon as that got better, they would be gone.

    • Tulip

      I need coffee

      • PieInTheSky

        i on the other hand had too much

    • Old Man With Candy

      This is New York. It matters not if the person is flaming incompetent or even dishonest- termination will be a remarkably drawn out and expensive process that will still land you in court.

      • PieInTheSky

        that is why in NY City you talk to the sanitation workers union for termination

      • Not Adahn

        I didn’t read that as being an employee, on the assumption that if it had been, WebDom would’ve set xer straight.

  20. hayeksplosives

    Regarding the prohibition against even discreet Jewish prayer at the Temple Mount:

    Bar Lev announced on Friday that Israel Police would appeal the ruling because “a change in the status quo will endanger the public peace and could cause a flare-up.”

    A “flare up”? Some sort of spontaneous chemical reaction that happens when (((they))) stand quietly and reflect?

    Or are they referring to the completely involuntary violent overreaction by adherents to the Religion of Peace (TM)? Because naturally the judge wouldn’t want to focus on the actual crime; focusing on the thought crime is far less likely to get the judge killed.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Full faith and credit

    Since coming into office, Biden’s administration has canceled billions in student debt, but only in certain cases. For instance, $1.1 billion in debt was canceled recently for borrowers who attended the now-defunct ITT under the current “borrower defense to repayment” program after officials said the institution misled students about grant aid.

    During his campaign, Biden said he would eliminate student debt for borrowers who come from a family making less than $125,000 and went to a public university.

    “You get all these degrees and you get all this debt, and you get in a position where you can’t get a job because no one is hiring, or they’re hiring at very low wages … I’m going to eliminate your student debt if you come from a family [making less] than $125,000 and went to a public university,” he said in October 2020.

    Biden has also previously said he was “prepared to write off $10,000” in student loan debt, though many in his party have called on him to cancel up to $50,000.

    We tear up our obligations. We repudiate our debts. It’s who we are.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Coming soon: rebates to the kids who worked their way through college. Right?

      • TARDis

        *points at Ghostpatzer*

        Lookit the comedian over here.

        On the bright side, it might create a few more Glibertarians.

    • hayeksplosives

      Thus creating new perverse incentives to get useless degrees that the market doesn’t want.

      Mike Rowe:

      “[E]very person I know who is happy and successful has several things in common – a skill that’s in demand, an insatiable curiosity, an aversion to debt, a willingness to be uncomfortable, a strong sense of gratitude, and a deep understanding of who they are, and why they do what they do.”

      • juris imprudent

        person I know who is happy and successful

        Now I get the screeching resentment from the ranks of the offspring of the affluent. They see such people and it compounds their own misery.

    • Sean

      “where you can’t get a job because no one is hiring, or they’re hiring at very low wages ”

      This is the polar opposite of reality in 2021. FFS.

      Everything they say and do is predicated on lies.

      • Nephilium

        $15/hr is no longer a living wage! Fight for $50/hr!

      • juris imprudent

        Just like taxing the rich is all about their fair share, the real amount is never enough.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Now do the debt ceiling.

  22. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’, all. Old Man Music is nice, but was expecting something from a birthday boy. Have some oboe from the first album I ever purchased – 13 year old me thought the album cover was cool.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwuS8YedHM

  23. PieInTheSky

    Pork chop Normandy style: served with an apple flavored cream sauce (ready in 30 minute)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6885ZmOdgNA

    does cream sauce work with pork or is it too much?

    • TARDis

      Why yes, yes it does.

      • Ted S.

        That recipe calls for veal, not pork.

      • TARDis

        Doh! We always use pork for schnitzels. I don’t think I’ve had veal at home since living in Germany.

    • Ghostpatzer

      does cream sauce work with pork

      These euphemisms…

    • westernsloper

      A cream sauce works with anything.

      • Tres Cool

        He said, “In french cooking, the sauce makes the meal”.
        I suppose thats why they prefer cologne over a shower.

    • Tulip

      I love his accent, sigh.

  24. Not Adahn

    Difficult to glib from the dog park. There is a dog here wearing a legit cowbell.

    • hayeksplosives

      Dachshund or Great Dane?

      • Tres Cool

        Im hoping MinPin.

      • Not Adahn

        Bernese

      • PieInTheSky

        I think it is spelled Béarnaise

      • Not Adahn

        The slang term here is “berner,” which is odd since I don’t think any of them have been to Nevada.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        In Nevada, they call them Basque.

      • slumbrew

        Don’t get saucy with me!

    • Ted S.

      What the dog park needs is MORE COWBELL!

      • Not Adahn

        They let the dog off leash in the woods and use the bell to keep track of him.

      • Chafed

        Smart but annoying.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    “This authority is already being put to use, as it is currently being used to cancel the interest owed on all federally-held student loans. Now it is time for you to honor your campaign pledge and use this authority to cancel all student debt,” lawmakers wrote in their letter to Biden on Friday.

    “With a single signature, you can improve the economy, create new jobs, transform the lives of 45 million Americans, narrow the racial wealth gap, and maintain the trust of voters,” they wrote.

    W’d be crazy not to.

    WHEEEEEEEE!

    • Sean

      “maintain the trust of voters”

      *falls out of chair*

      • rhywun

        The correct voters.

    • hayeksplosives

      “and maintain the trust of voters,” they wrote.”

      Just not the trust of would-be creditors. What could possibly go wrong?!?

    • Q Continuum

      “cancel the interest owed on all federally-held student loans”

      It’s all funny money anyway, just print more.

    • Ghostpatzer

      The pen is mightier than the sword contract.

  26. juris imprudent

    The Varsity Blues crime was subversion of the meritocracy! It corrupted the noble practice of selective college admissions. And dammit they were doing it on the cheap – if you want your legacy spawn accepted, you donate enough to fund an endowed chair or construct a new building. If you can’t understand the heinous nature of that it is little wonder you think Jan 6th was just a protest gone wrong and not an existential threat to our glorious system (and persons) of governance!

    • Q Continuum

      If you wanted your kid to be accepted to Harvard with lousy grades you should have made sure xe was a deaf-mute minority in a wheel-chair.

      • Ted S.

        Or had the correct political views, a la David Hogg.

        And ask Dr. Chet how donating to one’s alma mater helps in getting one’s kid accepted for admission.

  27. ignoreLander

    IF YOU WERE A REAL SCIENTIST, YOU’D KNOW THAT CHROMOSOMES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER

    This is actually true — chromosomes determine biological sex. “Gender” is akin to “unicorn”, or “government fiscal responsibility”, i.e., it doesn’t exist.

    • PieInTheSky

      it doesn’t exist. – nonsense. in proper languages nouns have gender

      • Sean

        Which leads to this conundrum:

        https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Were-Cow

        “Interestingly, the prefix “Were” is traditionally masculine, whereas “Cow” denotes a female bovine. It’s not known whether all Were-Cows are female or whether a male human afflicted with this condition would change gender during the transformation. ”

        Ponder that.

      • PieInTheSky

        Werefolk are icky wither way need to be hunted down

      • CPRM

        Zombie Were-Butts or GTFO

      • ignoreLander

        in proper languages nouns have gender

        Narrator: “In English, nouns don’t have gender”.

      • ignoreLander

        Which isn’t to say we don’t call damn near everything “she”. Nature, ships, countries, concepts….

    • juris imprudent

      Perfect riposte: As a scientist, I’ve seen chromosome damage. It isn’t pretty.

    • rhywun

      True but that crowd has been deliberately pushing “gender” as a euphemism for “sex” for decades. Now it means whatever is convenient for the “argument” at hand.

  28. Old Man With Candy

    Our new obsession: Saperavi. I think it might also be the name of one of the genders.

    • PieInTheSky

      From Georgia the country or Georgia the state? Or the local stuff American vineyards shamefully appropriated?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Local. It does superbly here. Ditto Rkatsiteli.

      • PieInTheSky

        too bad we cannot have a wine exchange program

  29. Ghostpatzer

    “(CNN)Nearly two weeks after a racist petition to bring back slavery circulated at her daughter’s school, Julie Stutterheim is still angry.”

    Jonathan Swift has a sad.

    • Brawndo

      “a petition to bring back slavery”

      It’s just the democratic process!

    • straffinrun

      I like how they had to throw “racist” in that line. People might have thought it was a nonracist petition to bring back slavery.

      • Not Adahn

        Well, if it was a petition for labor camps for the unvaccinated and those who deny SCIENCE! or DEMOCRACY! it would have been fine.

      • slumbrew

        I’m certain you could get someone to defend enslaving white people as not racist

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “THAT IS IGNORANT AND HATEFUL! IF YOU WERE A REAL SCIENTIST, YOU’D KNOW THAT CHROMOSOMES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER!”

    And I supposed skin color has nothing to do with race.

    Cannon fodder in the War on Objective Reality.

  31. Q Continuum

    “two weeks after a FAKE racist petition to bring back slavery circulated at her daughter’s school, Julie Stutterheim is still angry”

    FIFY.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, it’s probably already been revealed as a hoax but CNN will never bother its readership with such trivialities.

  32. PieInTheSky

    Well as the temperature in my house dipped to 16 C I turned on the heat. I think I slightly overloaded the installation with water as the pressure in the system is a bit high but as air is eliminated it is getting lower. Also this means officially beer season is over and red wine season is in full force.

  33. PieInTheSky

    Goddamn 6 shots of espresso is just too much.

    • Not Adahn

      That was my breakfast during spring semester. I’d make a sextuple espresso, pour it into a to-go container with some ground chocolate, and trudge off to my 06;00 PChem 2 lab.

  34. Brawndo

    Never forget that Chuck Schumer made excuses for the FBI and ATF agents during the Congressional hearing on the slaughter of American citizens at the Branch Davidian church. He said it was unreasonable for law enforcement to know that incendiary devices shot into an area filled with flammable gas would result in a conflagration and that their judgement shouldn’t be questioned.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “If you’re at the point where you are saying this is like the Nuremberg trials and the vaccines are experimental and could be dangerous, you don’t have a good example,” Reiss said.

    “But Doktor Mengele assured us these were completely legitimate experiments, conducted solely in furtherance of medical knowledge.”

    • Not Adahn

      Does she got it going on?

    • westernsloper

      As an older lady, she has so much confidence and maturity, which is really sexy.

      This is how I feel about Winstons mom.

  36. Trigger Hippie

    “Last night, Republicans filled the leadership vacuum that has troubled the Senate since January. I write to inform you that I will not provide such assistance again if your all-Democrat government drifts into another avoidable crisis,” McConnell wrote in the letter to Biden.

    Sure Mitch, sure.

    Expect the same speech with minor tedious variations again in a couple months after they kick the can down the road again.

  37. Tulip

    Yusef -buy sugar. It keeps.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I shall, thanks!

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Fingers were pointed

    White House press secretary Jen Psaki was grilled Friday about President Biden’s poor polling numbers.

    Psaki placed at least some of the blame on Americans “who’ve decided not to get vaccinated.”

    When in doubt, blame the Unclean.

    • Tulip

      Well, she’s not wrong. People who don’t want the vax don’t want Biden either.

      • Brawndo

        Reminds me of all the conflation the media does between brainless Trump supporters and people who don’t want the clotshot, while they conveniently forget to mention that Trump is one of the biggest cheerleaders for this vaccine. IIRC, he mentioned at a rally that everyone should get vaccinated and he was boo’ed.

    • Drake

      So the vaccine makes people approve of Biden? That is a weird side-effect.

  39. CPRM

    Man, this word salad is sports writing now?

    “Dumboriss Smith has lips the size of michellin [sic] tires.”

    Insulting the intelligence of Black people is as old as slavery. When you repeat over and over that Black people just aren’t smart, it makes it easier to justify owning them and making them do your work for you under penalty of brutal punishment or death. Once you can no longer own them, you keep using that lie to justify the myriad, systemic laws in place meant to keep them as second-class citizens.

    During the height of the 20th century Jim Crow era, anti-Black imagery that exaggerated the size of Black people’s lips was prevalent in everything from ads for pancake mixes to ashtrays, the caricature often highlighted by painting the lips bright red.

    That’s quite the non sequitur.

    This whole thing is over a WS Journal story (may be pawalled?) That only quotes that one line of an e-mail from 10 years ago. WTF is the context? Don’t know.

    • rhywun

      Don’t know.

      Also, don’t care.

      • CPRM

        Well, they’re pushing to get Gruden fired over it. I mean I don’t give a shit, but I hate this cancel culture journalism.

      • rhywun

        Me too. I guess I’m getting weary from TMITE and their divisive tactics.

  40. Sean

    So, I find myself with an abundance of super hot peppers at the end of the season. I’ve shared some and put more than enough away in the freezer, to the point of being low on space.

    I can share one, maybe more, care package to a fellow hot pepper aficionado. Anyone interested?

    Warning, these are super hot ?.

    Limited to 48 states only. No Tulpas.

    • PieInTheSky

      Limited to 48 states only. – RACIST

      • Sean

        I don’t want some weird Customs Agricultural Swat team on my door step.

      • CPRM

        Oddly enough, for hot peppers it’s a SWAT team made up all the firehouse chili winners from around the country. Asset Forfeiture for the (chili cook-off) Win!

    • CPRM

      Hell, you already have my address. I’ll take any these other folk won’t.

      • Sean

        I’m mostly out of Ghosts. These are the next tier up and hotter. That ok?

      • TARDis

        Yikes! You got a formula for anti-antifa pepper spray? That stuff sounds painful.

      • CPRM

        🙂 Hell yes.

      • Sean

        ?

    • Tulip

      Have you dried any?

      • Sean

        Nope. I already have a bag of dried Carolina reapers in the pantry “for emergency use”.

    • This Machine

      Tempting, but I just got a quart bag full of Birdseye chiles from the Thai market in town and that’s gonna tide me over for a while.

    • Contrarian P

      Sure, I’d be interested if they aren’t already claimed.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Tragedy and heartbreak

    While some groves may have received only patchy fire damage and will recover, every burned giant sequoia is a loss, Brigham said.

    “When you stand by a tree that big and that old, 1,000 to 2,000 years old, the loss of any is a heartbreak,” she said. “You can’t get it back, it’s irreplaceable.”

    Nothing should ever change.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Trees aren’t replaceable? Huh.

      • juris imprudent

        NOT IN MY LIFETIME! It’s like you’re saying me and my feelings aren’t the center of the universe.

    • CPRM

      Killing the Big Tree lobby makes room for all the Bespoke Seedlings. Equal sunlight for all!

    • Stillhunter

      TBF, if forest fires were allowed to burn as they have in the past, the trees wouldn’t be killed very often. Only extreme intensity fires can kill sequoias. The massive build up of fuel is the cause.

    • R C Dean

      You can probably sell old growth redwood by the pound. Any trees that were killed are worth a fortune. I’ve seen old growth redwood, and it is gorgeous.

      They’ll probably be landfilled, though.

    • Akira

      Nothing should ever change.

      Same mentality that leads American lefties to whine about Cuba being potentially “spoiled by capitalism” or primitive peoples leaving the stone age standard of living and adopting modern technology. They want the world to be their personal museum so they can spend vacation there and then come back to their luxurious homes full of high-tech conveniences powered by fossil fuels.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Should be great for making Jiffy Pop

    • limey

      THOMAS NEWDICK

      That is a fairly gender-fluid name.

      • rhywun

        EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!

    • robodruid

      I thought they scrubbed the laser 747, how can they fit it in a C-130?

  42. Not Adahn

    So, for those in NYS wanting ammo…

    minutemanmunitions.com ships to me, and they are having a code this month (Take10) that drops the price for 115gr 9mm below $0.40/rd. Thy have 124 and 147 in stock, but those are slightly more expensive. The also have BHPs in stock, but I have no idea if those are any good or not.

    • PieInTheSky

      No one needs more than 100gr

    • westernsloper

      I may have or may have not went and shot guns yesterday. Here any blm land is open for blamming away. It is disheartening how the redneck hillbilly fuck chops just leave their targets/flatscreen tv’s, old sofas, any fucking thing they want to clean out of their garage out in the wild. I truly hate people sometimes. The newly built AR is a joy to shoot though. I mean if I had built an AR I would imagine it would be a joy to shoot. Luckily being a Biden voter I despise guns and gun owners.

      The fuck is a BHP?

      • Sean

        Bonded hollow point.

      • Stillhunter

        If it were rifle, then boat tail hollow point is an option.

      • Stillhunter

        Although that’s more typically BTHP, I’ve seen both.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Right there with you on hating those fucksticks.

        Bags of Dildo.

      • Not Adahn

        Bags of Dildo

        I saw them at Lilith Fair.

        What? I was going through an experimental phasDON’T YOU SHAME ME!!!!!

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        I just love the plural of a singular.

      • CPRM

        The fuck is a BHP?

        Blonde Hippy Ponies. It’s an insult worse than Dog-faced Pony Soldier.

      • westernsloper

        Aaaaah. got it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am surprised that BLM hasn’t said “Look, you can shoot here but see how irresponsible you all are? Just dumping your shit all over the place; no shooting allowed”

        Happens here too. People will take out TVs and shit and shoot em. I get it. Do that. But clean up after yourself you idiots.

  43. Raven Nation

    On the college bribery thing, I believe the prosecution revolves around tax fraud. The whole plan was bizarre but if you’re going to make 6-figure lies to the IRS, that’s piling on the stupidity.

    • juris imprudent

      They pleaded not guilty to fraud and bribery conspiracy charges in the case.

      Nothing about tax fraud – at least not yet. That should have been the easiest charge to prove, vice the cheap moralizing the prosecutor has been campaigning on.

      • Raven Nation

        True, but also:

        “On a phone call where Abdelaziz is heard saying, “Sabrina is loving USC!” Singer also is heard saying, “I’m not going to tell the IRS that your $300,000 was paid to Donna Heinel at USC to get Sabrina into school even though she wasn’t a legitimate basketball player at that level.”
        “You’re OK with that right?” Singer asked.
        “Of course,” Abdelaziz replied.
        “I’m going to say your $300,000 payment was made to our foundation to help underserved kids,” Singer said. “I just want to make sure you’re OK with that.”
        “I am,” Abdelaziz replied.”

      • juris imprudent

        Oh I hear you, but that isn’t the charge.

  44. limey

    Did shift on no sleep got home made four sandwiches even though only two intended eat all four fall asleep on couch get up shower accidentally pull stitches in gum holy flowerbed ouch this will never heal sit in damp towel watching the same youtube video I fell asleep during previously it was okay go to bed shortly repeat but just like that I’m down to part time which should help move me along in the right direction I’m just glad I managed about 30 minutes of poor quality sleep that should carry me through until tomorrow

    • Gender Traitor

      You may either be pregnant or going through menopause. When was the last time you had a period?

      • juris imprudent

        [insert Orson Welles clapping gif]

        So perfect for the post preview and intro.

    • Not Adahn

      Tomorrow tomorrow or today tomorrow?

      • CPRM

        Yesterday’s Tomorrow.

      • Not Adahn

        I thought that was Straff or IFH.

      • CPRM

        No, Straff is in Today’s Tomorrow.

      • CPRM

        Or maybe it’s tomorrow’s yesterday. Time travel gets me all confused.

      • Not Adahn

        I guess John Titor finally made it home.

    • CPRM

      You need to drink more. helps me sleep passout for for my daily nap.

    • Stillhunter

      Umm… you may want to rethink that editor/proofreader thing, just sayin’.

  45. juris imprudent

    The hell with Escape from LA, we really need to wall off California.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Let it burn

    • TARDis

      No need to wall it off. It’s filled with traitors and invaders. Why should the USA give it up to the enemy?

      Option B: Neutron Bombs. About a dozen should do it.

      I’ll take in a Glib refugee family, if necessary.

  46. juris imprudent

    Ethereal, just fucking ethereal.

  47. Ownbestenemy

    What a beautiful morning in Vegas. We are at the temps that are absolutely perfect. Low 50s at night and 70s-low 80s day.

    It’s FIL bday so cupcake baking and buttercream mixing in store along with a supper for the old man. Wife is making 40 cupcakes to shape like the big 7 0. Nowhere enough people to eat 40 cupcakes but that isn’t the point.

    • CPRM

      When I moved out there from Wisconsin I didn’t take a winter coat. But apparently I adapt quickly. When it hit 70 I went and bought a winter coat.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    So the vaccine makes people approve of Biden? That is a weird side-effect.

    According to an article about the California recall, it turns you into a Democrat who hates uppity black folk what don’t know their proper place on the political spectrum.

    Sounds legit.

  49. Not Adahn

    Apparently 24h of rain followed by above-50 degree temperatures results in late-season mosquito hordes. Fuck you global worming!

  50. Not Adahn

    Back to the debate over whether or not air filters in your central air/heating do anything for your home air:

    I did my quarterly swap this week. Today was the first day since May that I didn’t completely fill the vacuum’s dust cup.

    Ofc, maybe the vacuum is just broken.

    • CPRM

      Maybe your dog is shedding less in the cooler weather?

      On the other hand, I have a boiler system, not a forced air system, and dust in this place is insane.

      • Not Adahn

        She had a burst of shedding coincident with getting spayed, but otherwise she doesn’t shed very much.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s not about filtering the air you breathe. The allergen filters do nothing except increase back pressure on your system.

      It’s about keeping the HVAC ducts and air exchanger cleaner and less prone to mold growth.

  51. straffinrun

    I respect democracy and therefore will respect the results of that high school petition. So, what were the results? For some reason that was left out of the article.

  52. straffinrun

    All these gender things are too confusing. I say we call people by the object that makes them orgasm.

    • Sensei

      So Princess Manko?

      • straffinrun

        It’s Princess Chloroform, thank you very much!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Whatever you say Godzilla.

    • R C Dean

      sock/socks?

  53. prolefeed

    To weigh in extremely belatedly on the Texas law on what books can be in public schools: The law is intended to end teaching CRT – aka “white people are inherently evil theory”. Except they broadened it to prohibit teaching that any race is inherently evil.

    I don’t think it is necessarily censorship for schools to set standards for what types of books can be purchased using taxpayer money – unless you think there should be no standards whatsoever. And prohibiting teaching straight up racism seems like an appropriate standard.

    • Akira

      And prohibiting teaching straight up racism seems like an appropriate standard.

      The stupid thing is that CRT already meets the definition of racism under existing laws, but the “progressives” have invented this notion that wypipo cannot be the victim of racism.