Tuesday Morning Links

by | Oct 19, 2021 | Daily Links | 375 comments

Stop throwing meatballs!

The Red Sox are kicking the shit out of the Astros. Which makes me sad.  Tennessee won an absolute gem of a game against Buffalo last night. The Ohio State-Penn State matchup will be a night game (awesome) and I’ll be there (even better!). Arsenal had to pull some magic out of their ass to draw Crystal Palace. And the UCL gets back in action today. As are the Dodgers-Braves series.  Enjoy!

Underrated film

Big birthdays today include: the person who made the first ever movie Auguste Lumiere, cyclist and speed skater Jaap Eden, pitcher Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, investment banker Charles Merrill, catcher Bob O’Farrell, movie producer Hal B. Wallis, Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson, actor Robert Reed, spy novelist John LeCarre, artist Peter Max, actor Michael Gambon, reggae legend Peter Tosh, Madness’s Woody Woodgate, the real deal Evander Holyfield, pitcher Tim Belcher, actor/writer Jon Favreau, and actor/animator/writer/genius Trey Parker.

Right, now on to…the links!

Sorry, folks. The racism shall continue.

Racial discrimination to remain legal. At least that’s how an honest headline would read.

What a flattering portrait of a clown. ABC should be ashamed of itself.

This will be interesting. I’m especially interested since I deal with a lot of people impacted by this.

Ban concerts. Silly hippies.

Where are they going to house them?

This isn’t gonna go over very well. At least I don’t think it will. We’ll see.

Stop paying attention to these people! Shit, I paid attention by posting this.  Well, make fun of them then. Then stop paying attention.

This is about to come to a head. And I, for one, can’t wait.

Thanks a lot, global warming. Oh wait, this is yet again due to poor power line management by the state-imposed monopoly.

Some important stuff is about to be decided in Texas. By Texans, no less! A couple of them are actually important. Some are stupid.

Here’s a fantastic song. I still can’t understand the few of you who said this isn’t a great band, politics notwithstanding. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!

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375 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Racial discrimination to remain legal. At least that’s how an honest headline would read.

    Divide and conquer…

    • PieInTheSky

      what a retarded justification from the judge. BLA BLA BLA lived experience. totes objective

      • AlexinCT

        I am now convinced that you can’t explain anything – not just the extremely complex, but even the simplest thing – using logic and analytics to people if it leaves them emotionally unsatisfied. Facts & logic are ignored and idiotic emotional drivel is accepted because man wants heroes to cheer for and villains to hate. Telling idiots “It’s racism” meets that requirement and no logic will override the idiocy.

      • Michael Malaise

        Read Jonathan Haidt’s The Righteous Mind.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Lived experience’ is similar to the IC concept of ‘ground truth’ – bullshit and nonsense used by peons to claim insight that they don’t actually possess.

      • whiz

        what a retarded justification from the judge. BLA BLA BLA lived experience. totes objective

        I wonder if they consider the lived experience of whites in lower-class areas.

    • Fourscore

      With so many bi-racial kids being born it’s getting hard to know who to discriminate against. How about no photos or race indicators on admission forms.
      Even names can be indicators so names can be left blank. Use a password instead.

      Gender/sex will be the next point of discrimination…

      • AlexinCT

        There are no “Chicks with dicks”, only “Dudes with tits”….

      • Drake

        Nah – they need to use one of those color palettes like the paint store.

      • Nephilium

        It’s our human color wheel! It goes all the way from Seal to Seal’s teeth!

        –Dean Pelton

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Gender/sex will be the next point of discrimination

        Already is, to a massive extent. If you’re female and marginally competent in high school, you’ll have the opportunity to get an most-to-all-expenses-paid education at one of a dozen schools’ STEM programs. Also, at least as of a decade ago when I was working in the recruiting office, you’ll be recruited by companies at a level equivalent to male students half a GPA point higher than you.

      • PieInTheSky

        And if not sufficiently competent scream discrimination.

        Al least they should be hot and wear skimpy clothing to improve the decor

      • robc

        Back in the mid-90s, I knew a female, black, CS major with reasonably good grades. Companies were backing up a dump truck full of money to her house.

      • creech

        Just put a ‘ somewhere in your first name if you want to signal special status.

      • Rat on a train

        I keep telling the wife to not check White on forms for our kids. Put them down as “Hispanic – Pacific Islander”. Who could imagine Americans needing to hide their heritage for fear of discrimination?

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Fuck the system over…

      • Sensei

        Were they born in the US? That seems “Native American” to me.

      • Rat on a train

        And all humans trace ancestry back to Africa.

      • Brawndo

        I remember telling a liberal acquaintance that the richest person in the world was an African American. They were quite mad when I told them it was Elon Musk.

  2. Sean

    More than 35% of Chicago Police Department employees and 28% of the workforce in the Chicago Fire Department could face disciplinary action after defying Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s mandate to report their vaccination status.

    That’s not a small minority.

    • juris imprudent

      Mayor Beetlejuice claims it is an insurrection!

      • AlexinCT

        Alinsky rules: tell a lie, tell it often, and be serious while telling the lie…

        Orwell’s fiction made real.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, there is a problem with the theory – you bleed the word of meaning and usefulness when you are so transparent in your dishonesty. Oh sure, you can still rally some of the troops, but even they lose enthusiasm; and all of those other people, they keep growing in number.

  3. waffles

    Planeloads of underage migrants are being flown secretly into suburban New York

    Of all the things this administration does, this one strikes me as the most nakedly evil. It’s not just New York, this is happening everywhere. It’s nuts. No way could you get a majority of Americans to support this kind of immigration. It’d be hard to believe it was real if it wasn’t so well documented by now.

    • AlexinCT

      When your electorate refuses to bend the knee and give to the will of the credentialed elite ruling class but you need to keep pretending you are a democracy, you can just elect yourself a new electorate this way…..

      • waffles

        Ok but it is crazy and evil. This is in no way an official public policy. There’s a reason they do it in the darkness.

      • juris imprudent

        Sounds like that human trafficking they keep talking about.

      • Fourscore

        Most of those being trafficked are probably racial minorities and some underage so it’s double jeopardy.

        /sarc (or not)

      • Tonio

        We all know how TMITE would have spun this under Trump: “Administration Separates Juvenile Immigrants from Families”

        And I recall widespread complaints that attorneys and family members were having trouble locating detainees because the record-keeping is so bad.

      • AlexinCT

        Yes, it is evil as shit. But they feel it is justified because to them those of us that refuse to bend the knee are the crazy and evil ones for refusing to accept the order of things they want…

        Our republic is dead. These fuckers are using its skinsuit to keep a bunch of real dumb people that still are convinced government solves problems (while completely missing that the government bureaucracy and political class have no incentive to do anything more than create and exacerbate problems so they can use the crisis to buy votes) in line. With membership in that group dwindling and the fucktocracy being forced to constantly have to “fortify” elections, all as/while more and more people realize the shit is burning down, the powers that be think adding a whole bunch of new government dependents that will vote for free shit and promises to solve problems, is the solution to not having to show their hand and actually going full tyrant.

    • Rat on a train

      Are they using Epstein’s plane?

    • Drake

      Can I get a few of these orphans for my factory?

      • Rat on a train

        The correct term is unaccompanied minor, shitlord.

  4. PieInTheSky

    This will be interesting. I’m especially interested since I deal with a lot of people impacted by this. – thank god for unions ? I got nothing.

  5. AlexinCT

    What a flattering portrait of a clown. ABC should be ashamed of itself.

    The mandarinate and its agents have no shame. They can only experience anger at those that see through them and their lies.

    Think this through. What is supposed to be a serious news network, after clear revelations that they had been lied to and used by a corruptocratic shadow entity, feels no need to strike at that entity for making them look like fucking idiots, but instead continues to try to do damage control for the fucking evil shitbags.

    I guess they must really be pissed at the Durham report and what it will say to feel something this blatantly stupid was necessary. Then again, reality that conflicts with what these statist assholes and especially team blue serfs want to belief so they can feel superior, is simply ignored by them. This is a mental disorder…

  6. Not Adahn

    Assuming the Chronicle’s description is accurate:

    Yes
    No
    Yes
    No
    No
    No
    Yes
    Yes

    • SDF-7

      I’ll take “What does Not Adahn say during sex for $200”, Alex.

      • AlexinCT

        “Who’s your daddy?”

      • db

        Would post link to Madeline Khan’s little song in HOTWPI, but Youtube won’t give it up without me signing in, which I don’t do.

      • Not Adahn

        You forgot “Not the bees!”

    • PieInTheSky

      1 is so typical Americanneze silliness

      2. No. to many can issue bonds already.

      3. Meh. I dislike religious exemptions in general but sure

      4. Don;t see the point

      5. Probably? I dunno.

      6. Depends maybe on the mental state?

      7 & 8 lower taxes is good but too many exemption are not so dunno

      • R.J.

        Regarding 7 and 8 – need to read more. I do agree that property tax is getting out of hand, but shouldn’t that be handled by universally raising the exemption? It’s at 25,000, discussing raising to… $40,000? How about $80,000? Find me a decent house in a Texas town under $150,000 nowadays.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^. I’d be fine raising it to $2M and set it to increase by $1M annually.

      • R.J.

        Seconded. The amount of revenue brought in by property taxes is huge. That money will eventually be used against us if the state turns blue.

    • Rat on a train

      It is emotionally satisfying, but I am opposed to the tax exemptions. They already get survivor benefits.

      • Not Adahn

        One might hope that envy would lead to other people demanding the same tax exemptions.

  7. juris imprudent

    When I see this, I start to think Youngkin is going to win in Virginia.

    Without Donald Trump to kick around, McAuliffe was “straining to motivate the liberal voters in his increasingly blue state.”

    Well that and slamming your own foot into your mouth about parents not having any say over how their local schools are run.

    • Rat on a train

      Everyone Is Reading Too Much Into Virginia’s Race for Governor
      If we win, it has national implications. If we lose, it was an outlier decided on local issues.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s why I think they know they’re going to lose. Otherwise it would be exactly as you imply – Democrat outlook favorable!

      • Rat on a train

        I am still surprised at the number of Youngkin signs I see. I was surprised when I saw about a 1 to 1 ratio in the city of Fredericksburg. I was really surprised to see a nearly even ratio when I went to Reston.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If Youngkin doesn’t win, this state is fuuuucked. The Dems will Californize it even further and faster.

      That said, McAuliffe is in trouble. People here are pissed and the Loudoun County shenanigans are making the situation particularly bad for Democrats as that part of the state is their base.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yesterday I saw a single, solitary, sad-looking soyboi standing on the Vienna town green waving a McAuliffe sign. By himself.

        He looked so pathetic that I felt sorry for him, just for a second.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’ve got a few signs in my neighborhood, but I live around a bunch of college profs. No surprises there.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ditto – my neighborhood is wall-to-wall wealthy bourgeois proggies, and there are a few McAuliffe signs, but they’re outnumbered by Youngkin signs 5-6 to 1.

        It’ll be interesting.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Speaking of Loudoun County

        Loudoun County, VA – Last Friday, the Superintendent of Loudoun County Public Schools finally broke his silence and spoke to the reports of how an alleged sexual assailant was allowed to go back to school, wearing an ankle bracelet, where he allegedly proceeded to sexually assault a second student.

        It is clear to any reasonable person that Superintendent Ziegler was aware of the May 28th alleged sexual assault when he claimed at a June 22 school board meeting that he was not aware of any records of sexual assaults in bathrooms.

        But who else knew? The schools board claims they weren’t aware of “specific details” – it stands to reason then that some were apprised of general details.

        Take a look at the video below from the August 10th school board meeting where the transgender bathroom policy passed:

        -Chairwoman Brenda Sheridan calls out the name “Jessica Smith,” who had signed up to speak but did not appear.

        -Jessica Smith is the mother of the girl who was allegedly assaulted on May 28th.

        -Right after Sheridan mentions her name, Superintendent Ziegler (far left) walks a handwritten note to Sheridan.

        -Meanwhile, on the other side, school board member Ian Serotkin (far right) nervously looks up, picks up his phone and appears to send a text message, then looks at Sheridan and Ziegler.

        We’d sure love to see that note and text message.

        The parents aren’t going to be satisfied with just the resignation of Beth Barts. They want the scalps of the entire school board and the superintendent. This should be entertaining.

    • R C Dean

      I hope Youngkin is just running that on a loop in his ads.

    • Rebel Scum

      “I’m a totalitarian and I can prove it.” – Terry McCunteface

  8. Festus

    Tor Johnson! He used to feature in National Lampoon. I loved those comics!

    • SDF-7

      Oh dear Lord, the comments… Twitter is such a cesspool.

      • Rat on a train

        I don’t know. I liked

        From “Biden set to preside over unprecedented economic growth” to “Quit complaining and lower your expectations.” Quite a narrative shift we’ve had over the past ten months.

      • waffles

        It’s amazing how stable 2017-19 was all things considered. Biden failed to deliver on every single damn thing the rubes thought voting for him would bring.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m apparently responsible for killing Colin Powell. Who knew?

      • Rat on a train

        You share that kill with many millions of others, so an X millionth of a kill.

      • waffles

        No it was me.

      • Brawndo

        Is this the power of being unvaccinated? War criminals die?

    • PieInTheSky

      “Expectations” are a bitch. You Americans need to get cut down to size a bit with your “oh look at us we have better customer service than Europe” schtick.

      Anyway true “environmentalism” will imply a massive reduction in “expectations” so this just sets the stage. Old fashioned enviro loonies were more honest about this than the more recent ones who do not want “The People” to realize they need to lower their living standards.

      • AlexinCT

        For the people peddling this true environmentalism shit, the solution they want is big number of people, preferably their political enemies, killed to fertilize Gaia…

        At least the Nazis had spiffy fucking uniforms.

    • AlexinCT

      I went to the store yesterday and in some isles they solved the problem of missing items by stacking the product the long way instead of the deep way to make the shelves look less bare…

      Someone link Bernie Sanders telling us all that having to stand in line to get food is a good thing please…

    • Fourscore

      I can remember WW2 rationing. Many folks had a work around. In fact, it was almost like rationing didn’t exist.

      Supply/demand is for the little people.

    • Lazer

      I’ll warn you now; DO NOT READ THE REPLIES!! Holy fuck, people are stupid

    • juris imprudent

      Where have you gone Jerry Brown, America turns it’s lonely eyes to you…

    • waffles

      Some asshole in the comments is going off about his German cars, sheesh. 😉

      • sloopyinca

        That trolling was warranted.

    • Tonio

      “I just realized there was so much stuff I didn’t really need.”

      “As long as basic needs are met.”

      There you have it, folks. The communist serf mindset. And when those (undefined) basic needs are not met, we all know it will be because of the anti-vaxers and anti-maskers.

      • PieInTheSky

        No one needs more than 20 different type of thing.

      • Not Adahn

        He never drinks… that.

      • Rebel Scum

        I really only have chardonnay, but sometimes merlot or pinot noir.

      • juris imprudent

        “As long as basic needs are met.”

        And I get my shiny new iPhone!

      • Sensei

        Well that’s different!

      • juris imprudent

        Truly a necessity.

      • Rebel Scum

        You get to live in the pod and eat the bugs.

      • EvilSheldon

        People who get abused long enough develop (unhealthy) coping mechanisms. This is one of them.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Correct. Unvaxxed will be smeared as domestic terrorists. It is inevitable. Domestic terrorists will be the wreckers and kulaks of the American communist experiment.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      American Pravda

      It’s really quite remarkable.

      • PieInTheSky

        Adevărul which means the same thing in Romanian still is a newspaper, it was privatized in 1989. Although it is more like a tabloid these days.

    • Rebel Scum

      Just two weeks to flatten the curve, comrade…

  9. l0b0t

    Great band (as is Big Audio Dynamite), and fantastically apt song for these times. This one is one of my faves – Stay Free

  10. rhywun

    This isn’t gonna go over very well. At least I don’t think it will. We’ll see.

    If by “it will not go over well”, you mean “it will be completely ignored”. Because it will be completely ignored.

    • ignoreLander

      [Morgan Freeman Voice]: He’s right you know.

  11. Rat on a train

    The The Ohio State-Penn State matchup

  12. PieInTheSky

    As are the Dodgers-Braves series. – GO Dodgers

  13. Festus

    The powers that be have decided to punish the unclean. The northern half of our province has been put under more stringent control. The far west of the region which always votes Left was exempted from the the new rules. The ridings that vote overwhelmingly Tory Blue are being punished. You tell me what the fuck is going on here. This is not my country anymore.

    • rhywun

      What a coincidence. My country isn’t my country anymore either!

      • Fourscore

        Good thing there isn’t a draft, young men/women wouldn’t have anyplace to hide out for the duration.

        Lee Greenwood hardest hit

  14. juris imprudent

    KDW in splendid form:

    Joe Biden belongs to the Pillage Party. And he does not have to negotiate with Republicans nearly as carefully as he must deal with the other Democratic Party: the Freakshow Party. The Freakshow Party has been on the progressive scene for a long time, and if the Pillage Party is The Grapes of Wrath, the Freakshow Party is Last Exit to Brooklyn. It’s the “Shout Your Abortion and Show Me Your Pronouns!” party. The three legs of that wobbly stool are the Jew-Hating Weirdo Left (Sharpton, Farrakhan, Omar, Occupy types, etc.), the Loopy White People Left (NPR, vegan bakeries, college towns — everywhere you see a Subaru covered in bumper stickers), and 2SLGTBQIA+ (which I really hope is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s email password). Its natural occupation is that of hall monitor.

    • rhywun

      This week’s company newsletter had a blurb encouraging us to add our pronouns to our LinkedIn profiles.

      • juris imprudent

        When I start seeing military officer e-mail sigs with that I’ll know it is time to hermit up.

      • AlexinCT

        We are done already

        What happened to “Kill a commie for your mommie” or doing the certifiable?

      • Rat on a train

        Attention to orders.

        … blah, blah, blah …

        Signed James Smith,
        Captain MI Commanding
        He/Him/His

      • Gustave Lytton

        Forgot the RLTW or AATW

      • AlexinCT

        HR Idiot: You should add your pronouns to your profiles to help people understand you.

        Alex: I identify as either an attack helicopter or a nuclear multi-megaton device, depending on my mood..

        HR Idiot: Erm, that’s OK, but we are being serious about this, and that sounds like you are making fun of us.

        Alex: So am I. I am dead serious. And I am hoping you are not ignoring me and/or making fun of what I identify as..

        HR Idiot: Yeah, you don’t need to do this..

      • juris imprudent

        HR Idiot: Yeah, you don’t need to do this..

        Alex: Funny, neither do you.

      • AlexinCT

        That would have given away that I was trolling the fucking idiot…

      • db

        Response: delete LinkedIn profile

      • rhywun

        Except I might need it if they fire the unclean.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “Fuck off, that is my personal account and none of your damn business.”

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, I kinda like that better.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You can put it into dormant status (probably eventually deletes?) but that’s what I did when I saw Linkedin was doing pronouns.

        Plus I was tired of recruiters and salesman.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I did that when I was hired last year.

        “I am not looking – leave me the hell alone.”

      • Not Adahn

        rhywun

        Allons-y/Biden

      • Brawndo

        Aren’t “I”, “me” and “you” technically pronouns? Seems like a fun way to troll these assholes

      • Michael Malaise

        I always say you/me. It causes some serious cognitive issues.

      • R.J.

        Youse / Thems

    • slumbrew

      It’s the sort of thing that gets you called an “elitist” by people who think this is a put-down even though they are fully aware that you work at a magazine founded by a guy who installed a harpsichord on his yacht.

      Great line.

    • Rebel Scum

      which I really hope is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s email password

      He stole this joke from me. But I stole it from someone else, so it’s w/e.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Saskatchewan Health Authority
    @SaskHealth
    Your risk from COVID-19 is not determined by age, fitness level or community…your risk is determined by vaccine status. ~78% of all new cases & hospitalizations in #Sask in Sep were unvaccinated or partially vaccinated people.

    https://twitter.com/SaskHealth/status/1450191878255783940

    whatever you think of the vax this statement is retarded. A government agency saying shit that is obviously false should be seen as a problem.

    • AlexinCT

      Tell lies, any lies, to get them to do what they are told!

    • UnCivilServant

      So they’ve doubled down on flat out lying.

      Got it.

    • Rebel Scum

      No. As with every other respiratory illness the risk is determined by comorbidities with age being the primary risk. This cunte is lying. And you cannot vaccinate for a respiratory illness because they mutate constantly. That is why there is a yearly flu shot. And that is why everyone periodically gets the sniffles from the common cold.

  16. AlexinCT

    Punching down on the Potato gives me a stiffy

    If someone had written a book where they told you this is what the media would be like in the future some 20 years ago, most people would have stopped reading because of how rediculous the premise was. But this is our reality today…

  17. PieInTheSky

    YouGov
    @YouGov
    Priti Patel is considering removing the right to anonymity on social media to tackle online MP abuse.

    78% of Brits think everybody should have to disclose their identity when signing up, with 37% saying it should have to be displayed on the profile

    https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1449993800412184576

    online polls are not relevant but still…

    • PieInTheSky

      Then again I never know if such sites report the data or just what the government want them to report as data

    • Festus

      George!

  18. AlexinCT

    Why da fuq do people that want to cancel everyone for things someone in their family tree, or worse, too often just with their skin color or sex plumbing, did something bad sometime long ago, surprised to find out that logic cancels them as well?

    Grandstanding idiots seem to be immune to logic…

    • PieInTheSky

      based on the timestamps you were second to the joke

    • Festus

      ^^^ ooooh! That was good!

    • db

      THANKS EDIT FAIRY!

    • Rat on a train

      Did the government CAF the plane?

  19. Festus

    Ha ha! My news about the E-mail thread from the dead one came home to roost. Fuckers tried to cancel me. My own company. The Emperor indeed has no clothes.

    • Swiss Servator

      “Fuckers tried to cancel me. My own company.”

      How?

      • Festus

        Just tried to take my commentary away from the stream. I’m good, they just didn’t want to hear it.

      • Festus

        Tried to take away external text. “This email is from an External sender etc.” I wasn’t supposed to be in on the flim-flam.

    • PieInTheSky

      The media should not give attention to people who oppose the good works of the government

    • AlexinCT

      You want the media to report on this? It might encourage the “domestic terrorists” in the US that refuse to comply with their betters orders to bend the knee and accept the reset to not do what the people in charge want them to…

    • Swiss Servator

      I suppose they would know fascism when they see it…

      • Rebel Scum

        But they have to rely on the Germans in order to have any efficacy…

      • whiz

        That would be cool except it would kill my poor knees.

      • ignoreLander

        That looks like MAJOR pain waiting to happen. One of those exercised which ironically, you need to be in pretty good shape before you can do it.

  20. Jerms

    I still can’t understand the few of you who said this isn’t a great band, politics notwithstanding. Enjoy it.

    It took me a long time to appreciate the Clash. I wasnt into their more popular songs like Rock the Casbah and London calling so I never dove into their other lesser known songs until later in life. Couldnt believe what I had missing out on all these years.

  21. db

    Many of the typical issues that occur in storms were at fault, including vegetation on power lines and lines slapping together from wind,

    Yeah, those happen, but only in really badly maintained or designed systems. They have learned basically zero lessons from the 8/14/2003 blackout report.

  22. Festus

    There’s this Supervisor at one of my sites that never shuts up about politics. Last night she was listing all of the “Celebrity Trumpers” for the edification of her crew. Full go for the people just doing their jobs, she was mostly ignored. Who doesn’t know that Clint Eastwood or Ted Nugent is a Republican you stupid bint? Everyone that needs to know!

    • Festus

      If I were a Christian or Conservative Jew or Sikh or Muslim would I have grounds for a grievance against her “hate speech”?

  23. l0b0t

    Here is a nice little bio of Hollywood’s perennial bachelor, Paul Lynde – https://youtu.be/HaqAc0Cghgc

  24. PieInTheSky

    7-foot tall statue of Harambe erected in front of New York City’s Charging Bull by a social media platform under development. The company says the statue “represents the millions of everyday people who struggle under a system that enriches wealthy elites.”

    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1450245865403260929

    • Festus

      Some people never understand the meme.

    • SDF-7

      “Startup desperately tries to generate buzz ahead of product launch / IPO. News at 11.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      by a social media platform under development

      It doesn’t have to make sense, just make sure it gets media play.

    • R C Dean

      It looks photoshopped to me.

    • Rat on a train

      How harshly is public exposure treated in NYC?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Wouldn’t outside of Stonewall Inn be a better location for Harambe?

      • R C Dean

        He was a gorilla, not a bear.

      • Sensei

        Nice!

    • Not Adahn

      That is the most racist pile of bananas I’ve ever seen.

      • db

        “Come and take them.”

        Molon Harambe?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Is it Harambe or just an ape for the WSB redditors?

    • Rebel Scum

      The bull represents a bull market, which is good for everyone. I don’t get the point of this or the girl they put in front of the bull.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of petulant children

    If Nick Rolovich had bothered to explain himself even a little bit, perhaps he’d be worth your sympathy. If this grown man of 42 years had articulated his actual objection to the COVID-19 vaccine instead of deflecting and obfuscating like a petulant child, perhaps he’d be worth your respect.

    Instead, the former Washington State coach allowed himself to be removed from a $3 million a year job — an amount he almost assuredly will never see again in his lifetime — with no explanation for why he refused a life-saving shot that more than 189 million Americans and billions around the world have received. If Rolovich’s refusal to get the vaccine is a stand on principle in the face of a mandate from the state of Washington that he doesn’t agree with, it would be instructive to hear more than the few mumbled words he’s offered since it became obvious in July his unvaccinated status was going to be the only reason to pay attention to his football team this season.

    That’s the most confusing part of this entire saga that ultimately led to Rolovich being fired Monday when he failed to receive a religious exemption to the vaccine mandate, triggering his termination. What does he actually stand for? What does he really believe? And why would he give up not just on this job, but any legitimate hope of a fruitful career in college coaching, over a point he hasn’t shown any interest in trying to prove?

    Maybe he doesn’t owe you or anyone else an apology or an explanation, you shit flinging crybaby. Maybe you should explain why your belief in the magic potion is so fragile that you are compelled to engage in this sort of personalized smear campaign against someone willing to take a stand.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s one way to spin the story of a man giving up a $3M salary because he won’t compromise on his principles.

      WHY WON’T YOU JUST COMPLY?

    • Rat on a train

      I thought no means no, with no explanation needed.

      • R C Dean

        Only if you’re a teenage girl?

    • Grummun

      over a point he hasn’t shown any interest in trying to prove?

      Perhaps he doesn’t care to make the effort, when he knows he’s up against those who will lie, misdirect, and generally argue from bad faith?

      • Rat on a train

        They don’t believe he has a legitimate reason. They don’t understand that no reason is required.

      • juris imprudent

        I think the sportswriter is miffed because a college coach is what he wishes he could be, but can’t, so therefore NR must be some kind of nut to give that up.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In a year when the vax madness has subsided, someone will hire him again for $$$.

      I’m more offended by the amount of money he is making via the NCAA and their cartel than I am by his refusing to take the vax. That is the selfish part. To profit off the work by the kids who can’t make any $.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yep, $3M a year salary to coach a college program no one cares about.

    • Drake

      Only illness ever that the vaccinated fear more than the unvaccinated.

      • whiz

        Excellent. That should go on a T-shirt or in a meme.

  26. Sensei

    Speaking of “it’s happening”.

    Nuclear Fusion Edges Toward the Mainstream

    But investor interest in fusion energy continues to slowly rise, and the number of start-ups in the field is multiplying, with an estimated 1,100 people in several countries making their living at these firms. An industry is taking shape, with a growing network of companies that supply highly specialized equipment, like the components of the powerful magnets that fusion devices require.

    The British government even recently saw the need to issue regulations for fusion energy — a kind of milestone for a burgeoning industry.

    No one knows when fusion energy will become commercially viable, but driving the private investments is a rising alarm about global warming.

    • SDF-7

      Huh… maybe it is getting closer if governments are getting ready to relegate it into “way too expensive” territory / strangle it in its crib.

      Cheap energy might actually drive plentiful economies, and it is pretty obvious at this point they don’t want that for the proles, after all…

    • PieInTheSky

      Not in our lifetime

    • Not Adahn

      No one knows when fusion energy will become commercially viable

      Can I put down $1000 on “not in this century?” Payable to my heirs of course.

  27. Jerms

    Whats up guys and five girls? A few months I posted about a situation where I had bought my daughters a golf cart to tool around the neighborhood in for Christmas. Teenage girls, figured there wasnt too much to worry about worst case scenario someone falls off and breaks a wrist or some stiches—the thing only does about 12 mph.
    A few months ago one of my daughters friends fell off of the back of it and got seriously hurt. Cracked skull, brain bleed, broken neck. Absolutely awful and my wife and I were racked with guilt and I cant even imagine what her parents went through.
    The girl has recovered physically, took a few months but her neurologist actually gave her the go ahead to get back to playing sports, everything was looking like she was fine.
    The girls mom just pulled her out of school for a while, it seems like she is having a serious problem with impulse control and has been acting very differently ever since the accident. Acting very promiscuous, sending nude pics to people even after she got herself in hot water for doing so the week before. She snuck out of a sleepover and met up with a HS school senior (she is a freshman)
    Im not sure if the neurologist think it, but her family and my wife are convinced this is all due to her head injury, I tend to agree and Im just sick to my stomach over what her and her parents are going through. Do you guys think it makes sense that she was given the ok to play sports even though shes having all of these other issues?

    • Sensei

      Personality change after a head injury is definitely a thing. I can’t speak more about it however.

      • Fourscore

        While not trying to make light of your friend’s daughter this sort of behavior is not unusual with teen age girls. I am speaking from personal experiences.

        /Sees missing screen from bedroom window

      • Ownbestenemy

        Correct. Wife was not the same after her TBI. Don’t know if it was “oh shit I almost died, so I am going to live life to the fullest” or if something switched on/off with new neural pathways created.

    • waffles

      I’m so sorry you, your daughter, and your daughter’s friend are going through this. Sounds like a nightmare. My folks were very anti-litigation up to and including me getting brutally attacked by a neighbors off-leash dog. So I can’t imagine being the kind of parent to turn this into a legal battle. Seems hard to prove either way. I hope you keep your chin up. FWIW your daughter’s friend’s behavior isn’t totally out of line for what a teenage girl might do and blaming the golf cart accident isn’t going to short up any parenting deficiencies. Although they do say by the age of 13 or so friends have more influence than parents. At any rate, good luck, hoping for the best.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sorry man, that sucks.

    • Festus

      Ah Fuck! Watch your six, Jerms, this is not going away. How greedy are they?

      • Jerms

        Im not sure if they plan on suing, Until this week I was actually driving my daughter and this girl to school in the mornings and the mom and my wife were pretty friendly.
        Strangely this family was in my shoes a few years ago. Their new labrador puppy took a huge chunk of another girl in the neighborhoods face during a play date. Girl was actually airlifted to hospital the wound was so bad. Unfortunately the girl has a brutal scar on the left side of her face. Im pretty sure they got sued for that.
        I just hope this girl gets better. If they take legal action I’ll deal with it and whatever happens happens.

    • Mojeaux

      *ahem* 19 girls. I made a list so I wouldn’t forget.

      I’m so sorry you’re going through this, Jerms. I wish there was something I/we could do.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. That sucks.

      So sorry to hear about your travails. Sending good thoughts your way.

    • KSuellington

      Damn Jerms, I’m sorry about that. I know there is no way you don’t blame yourself, but I will say don’t blame yourself as this was a freak accident. I don’t think letting a teen of this age drive a cart is in any way, shape, or form irresponsible parenting. In a short time they will be able to drive something far more dangerous and powerful than that thing. A head injury can definitely cause personality change, but then again being a teen can also cause it. Also, when someone has just experienced a traumatic injury or event that can cause a “fuck it, I’m living my life completely on my terms” stage. Hopefully it’s one of the latter two explanations.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    It’s hard to imagine anyone working their entire adult lives to get a head coaching job at a Pac-12 school only to give it up for the right to more easily contract and spread a dangerous virus. But if that’s how Rolovich wants his career to end while antagonizing his employers and embarrassing common sense, he certainly has that option.

    The question is why.

    The real question, utterly terrifying to a credulous simpleton such as you, is, “What if he’s right?”

    • juris imprudent

      The vaccine, to the extent that it does anything, is to reduce the risk of development of a severe case to the vaccinated. It does nothing in terms of spread, yet the morons (media, bureaucrats and politicians) continue that chant. Makes you wonder what “misinformation” really means.

      • R C Dean

        It seems to reduce the severity of illness from a variant that is being displaced.

      • invisible finger

        “to reduce the risk of development of a severe case ”

        That wasn’t the original intent. Don’t let them move the goalposts.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes, let remember that the original vaccine goal of OWS was an efficacy of 50%.

    • rhywun

      The tone of the quoted passages… I can’t even with that sniveling arrogance.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s a cultural flaw at this point. People have been taught to paper over a weak understanding of a topic with smug condescension.

  29. Festus

    Just by-the-by, Broom Guy from yesterday was not Festus. I’m not that fat and pliable. Still in training.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Blackpool is the ballroom dancing capitol of the world as well. What are those underpaid ballroom dancers going to do for extra money now?

      https://youtu.be/7VvDGHkPQtI?t=93

    • waffles

      I always knew it as Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Is that not right there in its name?

      • Festus

        My best friend from childhood’s Dad was from Blackpool!

      • PieInTheSky

        what did he think of the quality of the Blackpool strippers?

      • Festus

        He was career Royal Navy. He had more tales of Singapore Girls. You know, rolling coins into slots and ping-pong balls.

    • l0b0t

      They buried the lead – “Other changes include… a ban on dancers taking mobile phones into performance areas.”

      This would seem to indicate that local council members fear being photographed at the titty-bar.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL. That’s exactly what it is.

    • Not Adahn

      You recognise them by their names – broad, unsubtle allusions to sex and glamour like Secrets or Medusa or Platinum Lace.

      WTF beeb?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    The British government even recently saw the need to issue regulations for fusion energy — a kind of milestone for a burgeoning industry.

    “The government wants to regulate us. We’ve hit the Big Time!”

  31. PieInTheSky

    Korea’s solar energy project backfires

    https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2021/10/371_317264.html

    Thousands of solar energy facilities have been built in rural mountainous regions in recent years, in line with a government policy to increase the ratio of renewable energy sources in the country’s energy mix.

    However, many of them have become danger zones as the removal of trees for their construction has heightened the possibility of landslides, becoming a major headache for local residents during the nation’s annual rainy season. What is of more concern is that the installations are feared to end up destroying the landscape and environment through massive deforestation.

    very green. so much environmental. Not unlike wind in Germany, tearing down forests.

    • SDF-7

    • SDF-7

      I thought Mexican Sharpshooter’s slapping GIF was for Jesus… talk about taking things Americans would do….

    • Ownbestenemy

      What a day already. Coffee in a cup, WFH in sweatpants and a hoodie. Cooler weather is here (keep a light jacket in your vehicle Hayek). Finally got rid of the air hockey table the teens so desperately wanted and only used once, setting up the Tiki Bar in a nice little ‘ell’ formation with the gas grill. As NA pointed out, sweater weather for the dogs.

      • pistoffnick

        “…sweater weather for the dogs…”

        You know who else likes sweater puppies?

    • PieInTheSky

      you just hate women’s pleasure

    • PieInTheSky

      In the sun? never.

    • waffles

      The wife’s boyfriend meme is played out, now it’s wife’s boyfriends. The problem with cucks is that no degradation is enough, they always want more. I have no doubt that people like this exist but I think they are too proud of their shameful lifestyle to write into an advice column.

      • EvilSheldon

        The problem with cucks is the problem with pervs in general – a large subset of them insist on making their kink a full-time part of their personality, rather than keeping bedroom stuff in the bedroom/convention center/occasional public park where it belongs.

      • juris imprudent

        With that advertisement, I’d sooner open up an HM link.

    • Fourscore

      Very unprofessional. A couple squirts of sugar water before opening the box would have prevented this, although it certainly looks staged.

    • AlexinCT

      After this display I am sure asking her if you can squirt on her face would leave her totally unfazed…

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I was curious to see what Barstool Sports had to say about Washington State (nada), and I found this:

    We had the legend Chelsea Handler on our podcast this week and we talked all about her new tour Vaccinated and Horny (aka describing Chelsea, me and a bunch of other people), comedy, life, and her new boyfriend Jo Koy and we learned a thing or two. For all the men out there looking for a way to win over a girl, these 6 words will get the job done. “Your Smile Makes My Dick Hard” that’s it. That’s all you gotta do.

    I don’t even really know who Chelsea Handler is. I have heard the name.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m gonna try that at the bar tonight. Pray for my success.

      • db

        I presume you’ve already set up a GoFundMe for your legal defense fund.

      • EvilSheldon

        Only after the medical bills are taken care of.

      • juris imprudent

        See, I thought you might have a tooth giving you trouble and this was the cheapest way to get it taken out.

    • Rat on a train

      Just like all the “world famous” restaurants. Yea, I guess as long as one person in Germany has heard of you.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Definitely not changing my opinion that Handler is unfunny and is only “relevant” because she’s an unrepentant skank, which speaks to the moment.

  33. Rebel Scum

    University of North Carolina can continue to consider race as a factor in admissions process, judge rules

    They are trying to keep out the darkies because white-supremacy.

    • whiz

      I wonder if the judge would have ruled that way if the policy tended to bring in more whites?

  34. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Thanks for all the lynx!

    But mostly thanks for a great song.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Steele dismisses James Bond comparisons

    Because it is an insult to Bond, James Bond.

    but dossier did leave his life shaken, stirred

    Go to hell, you dishonest cunte.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What?

      Somebody made that comparison in seriousness?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Jesus, they did.

        Steele is a sniveling little liar for hire who fled the country in order to avoid being deposed over his completely fabricated hit piece. He’s a piece of shit that deserves to be laying face down in a ditch and forever forgotten.

      • juris imprudent

        laying face down in a ditch

        And put there not by enemies but by the people he thought were his friends.

    • Not Adahn

      Don’t rub it against crazy?

  36. Festus

    Whelp, I stood up for myself again last night and now it is time to stand down. Have a great one if you can manage it!

    • Mojeaux

      Night, Festus! Have good sleeps.

  37. Rebel Scum

    Farm equipment is scarce and pricey. The John Deere strike has farmers worried.
    Farmers say they sympathize with the desire for better wages, but they face equipment and parts shortages. A long strike could affect the food supply chain and their bottom lines.

    I guess I should strike because I design subdivisions that I can’t afford to live in.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      That’s a bit beyond sanity, IMO, but you do you Dennis.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of judges giving the high hat to the plebes….

    Minnesoda judge tells parents that mask mandates in school don’t cause harm to children, refuses to stop them.

    VIRGINIA, Minn. — A judge has denied a request by nearly 300 parents for a temporary restraining order against a northeastern Minnesota school district’s face mask mandate aimed at protecting students and staff from the deadly coronavirus.

    The order by St. Louis County District Judge Robert Friday was entered last Friday stating “the issue before the court is not the political question of whether masking should or should not be instituted by the school district,” but “whether requiring individuals to wear masks while in a school building violates their rights such that they would be irreparably harmed.”

    If the parents were smart, they’d hold their kids out of school. A small district like that would be financially crippled if those kids don’t plant their asses in a seat.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Also obligatory is this tidbit added by the journalo covering the story as straight fact, not a quote from someone:

      The lawsuit erroneously claims that, to date, no widely accepted medical or scientific studies have demonstrated the efficacy of masks in stopping the spread of COVID-19 in children.

      The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has cited multiple studies that show cloth masks can help reduce the spread of COVID-19 in all people and “can both block up to 50-70% of these fine droplets and particles and limit the forward spread of those that are not captured.”

      I love the part about the scientific proof that it stops droplets and particles. Since the new hotness is that it is aerosolized and not spread by droplets, that study isn’t relevant. But try explaining that to a journalo.

    • db

      What? I was under the impression that the school district collects taxes regardless of whether the students show up.

      • l0b0t

        Here in NYC, funding is tied directly to attendance. The taxes are still collected (boy-oh-boy are they collected), but the divvying up between facilities is related to how many students are using them.

      • Swiss Servator

        Yes, but the lion’s share of their income is from the State, and that is dependent on student numbers.

      • R.J.

        Depends on the state. Mostly they collect taxes from you regadless of butts in seats.

      • db

        You know, after these responses, I recalled that PA has a very socialistic school tax. From what I can recall now, school taxes are lumped into a big fund statewide, and then doled out to local districts, presumably based on student head count and probably some complicated and increasingly woke scoring system. I happen to live in a district that ends up funding other districts, on net.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t think so. Our local school tax (STEVE SMITH APPROVED) doesn’t even get shared across the county AFAIK. There has been talk of leveling the funding across the state by the state picking up a larger share of the tab (with alleged local property tax relief as the payoff). But I don’t believe that has gone anywhere.

      • db

        Really? I remember having a discussion with old boss, who was a school board president, about this about 15 years ago. I could swear he told me this.

      • db

        Here’s some information on PA school funding. It’s unclear from this to what degree local taxes are redistributed, but this shows how various districts’ takes are calculated by a formula that references a base year and a number of factors, including student count, “poverty,” district median income, fraction of students who are ESL, etc…

    • Rebel Scum

      aimed at protecting students

      That is not what the masks are for.

      “the issue before the court is not the political question of whether masking should or should not be instituted by the school district,” but “whether requiring individuals to wear masks while in a school building violates their rights such that they would be irreparably harmed.”

      I’d say forcing kids to wear a bacteria incubator on their faces damages their rights.

      A small district like that would be financially crippled if those kids don’t plant their asses in a seat.

      They don’t still get the tax money as long as the kids are technically enrolled?

      • Pope Jimbo

        No, I think the kid has to have an ass in the seat to get reimbursed by the State.

        That is why they have in school suspension and do everything possible to keep from expelling students.

  39. juris imprudent

    Taibbi has an review of The Bidens up along with a brief interview with author Ben Shreckinger – fucking A. A sample…

    Schreckinger does an excellent job using the old show-don’t-tell method of revealing through the Biden tale the bipartisan nature of corruption and favoritism in America. For instance, it turns out even Joe Biden’s most fanatical enemy after Trump, Giuliani, had once done a favor for Joe, giving Biden’s niece Missy a job as a legislative affairs staffer in Giuliani’s administration. This happened at the same time Biden was ripping Giuliani’s own presidential campaign rhetoric as limited to “a noun, a verb, and 9/11.”

    More to the point, Giuliani ended up in his post-mayoral life supporting himself by doing what many American ex-politicians stoop to: whoring himself out to wealthy foreigners with legal problems or lobbying needs. Giuliani in this respect has proved virtually without boundaries when it comes to his willingness to serve the most disreputable clients around the world, but as Schreckinger notes, he was not alone in this. In fact, he and Hunter Biden ended up feeding from the same trough

    • PieInTheSky

      I mean yes so what? What will change? What impact will this have?

      • EvilSheldon

        Taibbi will make his mortgage payments?

  40. Rebel Scum

    San Francisco – One person died and two others were injured in separate falls from upper-level seating during a concert at the Chase Center in San Francisco on Sunday night featuring the band Phish.

    Way to leave me Phishing for a narrowed gaze.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rebel Scum sets the hook.

      • db

        I’d have gone for a different angle.

      • juris imprudent

        Swiss will avert his eyes from this kind of baitin’.

      • The Other Kevin

        He’s going to cast his narrow gaze on us for sure.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We’ve ruined his sunny disposition.

      • Ownbestenemy

        HA! In the Age of the Internet, it amazes me that some people will believe this. He weasels his way or tries to, out of the mire of his own creation.

        https://twitter.com/Jaaavis/status/1450199344863399939

        “I’m not going to let parents come into schools and actually take books out and make their own decision,” McAuliffe said. “I don’t think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Okay, so I am starting this this week also. More coffee and work for me

      • db

        We’ll lt you off the hook just this once.

    • invisible finger

      Must have been a combination of nosebleeds and low oxygen from the masks

    • Brawndo

      They would have died from Covid anyway, going to a super spreader event like that

    • PieInTheSky

      I have no idea why English subtitles are necessary though

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Are they speaking?

      • PieInTheSky

        I did not notice

      • PieInTheSky

        too much clothing

      • Sensei

        Trying to keep with the halloween theme.

      • PieInTheSky

        For some reason that band name reminded me of a cognac brand ABK6

      • PieInTheSky

        Sorry, No Posts Found

        Nope.

        SO how big is HALLOWEEN in Nihon?

      • Sensei

        It’s an excuse to party in Shibuya.

        But from what I’ve read become somewhat more common in other parts of Tokyo and the the Tokyo area. But it’s all related to partying, no actual “trick or treat”.

      • PieInTheSky

        well obviously. “trick or treat” is silly. And you risk getting marijuana edibles.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m just surprised that Yasushi Akimoto hasn’t been revealed as a bullying perv.

      • Sensei

        #Metoo

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not even a false accusation of being a creep. Most I’ve ever read is that the lifestyle is extremely regimented and controlling and some of the girls were/are bullies.

    • PieInTheSky

      AmStaff are dangerous.

      • slumbrew

        Bullshit.

      • PieInTheSky

        I know an old lady who was stabbed by one in a dark alley when she did not give up her purse with the pension money in it

      • slumbrew

        Pretty sure that was a Bulgarian.

    • Tundra

      Sweet boy! Thanks, KK!

    • slumbrew

      Awww.

      Same coloring as my girl:

      https://ibb.co/HCrJjHj

      Hate the docked tail (though Staffies can break theirs).

      • Ownbestenemy

        Beautiful…

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        What a cutie!

  41. Rebel Scum

    Planeloads of underage migrants are being flown secretly into suburban New York in an effort by President Biden’s administration to quietly resettle them across the region, The Post has learned.

    So the *administration is trafficking children.

    • invisible finger

      Cuomo and Spitzer still have desires.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    They don’t believe he has a legitimate reason. They don’t understand that no reason is required.

    Exactly, which is what pisses me off about the whole “religious exemption” misdirection.

    “Fuck you, I am an American; free, white and 21′ should be the extent of the “explanation” needed.

    • invisible finger

      21? They got to you, too, Brooksie.

    • PieInTheSky

      “Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

      ― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

      • EvilSheldon

        *tips hat in direction of Bucharest*

    • Drake

      Footnote – if The State suspects you of something, you are guilty.

      • juris imprudent

        +1 ham sandwich

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ll take the ham sandwich over Beria.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too bad Rosanna turned out to be a dullard like the rest of her hippy commie family.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Local police should show up to her house, sans warrant and say they want to have a look around, every day for the rest of her life.

      Which is what I would say – but since I actually believe even her dumbass should have protections from the state, she needs to go fuck herself with a rusty spoon.

    • rhywun

      “And if you’re a lefty and guilty as sin, you don’t have to hide anything cuz we got your back.”

    • Swiss Servator

      “So why does Antifa hide their faces?”

  43. Evan from Evansville

    I frequently play poker/blackjack with my brightest/oldest students. Fuck that book. As long as we follow Rule # 1: Speak English, I don’t care what we talk about.

    I tried it today with my second-best group of four 13-year-olds. Very shy, ‘specially the girls. Last Fri I played with the two boys but they didn’t want to play. They are…VERY private and shy. So was I and so it goes.

    But today all four played blackjack with me. I impressed upon them how difficult the game is, that it’s one for adults. Takes time to learn, but as long as we have fun and speak English I’m thrilled to provide it in any way that I can.

    Tomorrow morning I don’t have morning classes. I ALSO…have a very rare and odd contact here…to get weed…which I have….and am stoned….so I get to coast out this evening for as long as I want. Don’t have to leave the house ’til 2:20 or so and only have to teach from 3-6. It’s…pretty sweet. Tonight’s my mid-week night off.

    • PieInTheSky

      strip play poker/blackjack ? 13 seems a bit young for that dude.

      • Ozymandias

        OMWC raises his eyebrows

      • Pope Jimbo

        If you paid attention, you would have noticed that right after he raised his eyebrows, he lowered them. And then did that over and over.

        It is called “waggling”.

      • slumbrew

        I thought that was Riven’s thing?

      • Evan from Evansville

        The only one stripping is me as I strip away the candy I used as chips.

        For the first time in forever those girls were excited (subtly) to take part in the class. Feels good to be a performer and finally get a response from the crowd. /only normal things applied!

        I do have a 6-year-old who is very smart and loves to play my back like a piano. I love music and everything about it, but even I think that one is creepy and could get me into trouble of not-my-own cause. She’s so smart for her age. I don’t bark at my kids. It may be crossing the line. Sigh.

    • whiz

      I hope you’re teaching them to count cards.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Not yet! Well, kinda! I have taught them about the 52 cards and the percentages of getting what you want, to some extent. The easy shit of picking up a pair or whatever.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Why thousands of PG&E customers across SF Bay Area lost power in light rain

    Probably because the CA government is assho.

  45. Pope Jimbo

    Ilhan Omar: Bridge Builder

    MINNEAPOLIS (FOX 9) – Speaking on Monday, Representative Ilhan Omar threw her support behind two candidates taking on Mayor Jacob Frey for Minneapolis mayor, while telling votes not to rank Frey at all on the November ballot.

    During the news conference outside Minneapolis City Hall, Rep. Omar urged Minneapolis voters to rank candidates Kate Knuth and Sheila Nezhad.

    Minneapolis uses a ranked-choice voting system, so second choices matter. Rep. Omar made it clear that no matter who voters choose, she doesn’t think re-electing Frey is the right move.

    If Boy Mayor Frey wins, it will be interesting to see if he decides to fuck with Omar. I think the mayor might have enough local pull to start cracking down on some of the ballot harvesting that goes on. That would definitely not be good for Omar.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m betting on the common sense of everyday New Jerseyans.

      Murphy in a landslide.

      • Drake

        Yep. And voting in NJ is now fortified with extra vitamins, just in case.

      • Sensei

        Without a doubt. I’m still a bit taken back that the channel only has (as of now) 622 subs.

        They’ve got to find some non-US citizens and inactive YouTube accounts to subscribe to the channel.

  46. Pope Jimbo

    MINNESODA INSURRECTION

    More than 1,000 left-wing protesters gathered at the Minnesota Capitol on April 4, 1937, to support Gov. Elmer Benson as he tried to persuade the legislature to pass a $17 million aid package for the unemployed. About 200 of the protesters stayed overnight in the senate chamber after someone jimmied open the doors with a knife, and two organizers were later convicted of the gross misdemeanor of preventing senators from assembling.

    On the afternoon of April 4, 1937, more than 1,000 supporters of Gov. Benson gathered at the Capitol to insist on a $17 million aid package for the unemployed. The protest was staged by the People’s Lobby, a short-lived branch of the Workers Alliance, and Benson gave a speech bemoaning the resistance of a “reactionary senate” and corporate interests to hiking taxes on the wealthy.

    • PieInTheSky

      I don’t know what the tax on the rich is there, but I say double it. Income above100k should be taxed at least 10% in state tax anyway. over 500k 20%.

  47. Pope Jimbo

    I’m surprised that there are so many stories about people going to fired for not getting vaxxed. It seems to me that this is only giving comfort to those refuseniks.

    With so many stories from all over the country about workers risking their careers, those who are on the chopping block have to be feeling better about their position. They aren’t the only one.

    I would think that the MSM would be spiking those stories because they undermine the Narrative. Just like they spike any mention of therapeutics or side effects of the jab.

    What is going on? Does the MSM have no immunity to a good sob story? They can’t help themselves?

    • waffles

      They can’t help themselves.

      • Urthona

        Correct. They are actually gleeful about it too and it shows.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am not so sure it is angled as sob stories though. More like a public flogging.

    • Pine_Tree

      Partly that they can’t help themselves, yeah.

      But mostly they’re cheerleading it. To them these are celebratory stories of crushing/hurting the resistors. Celebratory and threatening to others who are pushing back.

      They’re feeling their oats.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Don’t they realize though that they are sowing the seeds of their own destruction?

        Like I said, if I was unvaxxed and looking at termination and there were no stories about others fighting the mandate, I’d feel demoralized and like I should bend the knee because I’m the only one and The Man will crush me.

        With all these stories, I’d feel much better. It won’t just be me getting canned. Now I feel like I’ve got numbers behind me.

      • Urthona

        I was pleased that Delta chose to ignore the vaccine mandate and I’m seeing other companies delay too. With covid cases plummeting I’m hoping this just gets harder and harder for companies to justify.

      • invisible finger

        “Don’t they realize though that they are sowing the seeds of their own destruction?”

        They are too arrogant to understand.

        I could write a book about how every single decision made by newspapers in an attempt to increase circulation only helped to reduce circulation by trying to appeal to people who don’t want their product while slowly angering their existing customers (including their advertisers). And that ignores all their dumb decisions that were an attempt to cut costs (and cut more circulation).

        One shouldn’t be surpised that TV and radio news outlets have the same track record of dumb decisions, it’s just that newspapers got a head start.

    • Rat on a train

      They shouldn’t be allowed to quit. There is a worker shortage. They should be forced to work for no pay until they submit to mandates.

    • robc

      My 25-year old nephew is going to lose his job in November for not being vaxed. His previous employer called and offered him a job sayiing, “We figured you were going to be out of work soon, so we thought you might come back.”

  48. Certified Public Asshat

    Lucky charms, cheerios, sweet potato fries, grape juice & watermelon all score at least twice as high as eggs, cheese & beef in a new healthfulness metric. Do we really want this for front-of-package labelling, warning labels, taxation and company ratings?https://t.co/YgdJCMrpFk — Ty Beal (@TyRBeal) October 18, 2021

    That’s just real science.

  49. Ownbestenemy

    In the Air Traffic/Technical world: We are gathering databases of 2nd/3rd level support to step in when we lose a chunk of our ATC and Technicians and need to control traffic or fix equipment.

    My advice…airline travel is going to suck in the coming months if they don’t grant the accommodations, which last I heard, sit at around 2500 requests in Air Traffic/Techs alone.

    • db

      I suspect we’ll lose our control tower, because the controllers there are contracted retirees and students. The contractors are required to be vaxxed by the community college, so if our local Class B controllers drop out, I’d expect the tower contractors to be asked to come in and work the local Approach sectors, for which they’ll get paid a bit more than supervising the student tower controllers.

  50. Zwak, sensual panzer

    Massively irritated right now. I am scheduled to have an injection in my back tomorrow, but I just remembered I need to have a Covid test beforehand, which was never scheduled even though the surgery center was who scheduled this last time. If this gets put off, I am going to be pissed.

    • Urthona

      Nowadays they can do it quickly. That’s probably enough time.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good. Youngkin is wedging McAuliffe in between the teachers unions and the voters. Make him own it.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s good but McCunteface is part of the machine. He will not be allowed to lose. ///eternalcynic

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        McAuliffe is going to be the next governor of VA. You can count on it. Just like all the FUD before the CA recall vote ended with a whiff, this will, too. VA is too far gone.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’ll bet you a bottle of moderately-priced booze that Youngkin wins.

      • R.J.

        This is a good bet. Trshmnstr should take it. Good get some cheap wine out of the deal.

    • juris imprudent

      On a little closer inspection – I think that is some kind of fake.

      • juris imprudent

        Well fuck, apparently not.

  51. Tundra
    • AlexinCT

      Which one of those two is scarier?

    • Mojeaux

      The purge is nigh.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      The last 3 tweets you guys posted has destroyed any hope for Western Civilisation

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Scroll down for the Chinese elementary school mortar practice.

      Not kidding.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The VocEd we need in our schools!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s actually hilarious.

      She lost her ancestral victim cred and is crying about it. I’d use every opportunity to remind her of her blood guilt.

      • Rat on a train

        I demand reparations.

  52. KSuellington

    I’m really digging the “Let’s Go Brandon” meme happening at the moment. I have even started seeing it written in chalk here in SF (which I like a lot as it is not destructive at all and combines with the wholesomeness of the phrase). It’s the perfect amount of disdain mixed with subtlety and humor. It would be cool to see a GoFundMe (or other crowd funding that wouldn’t nuke it) to buy billboard space across the country to put up that simple message. Shit, if the “Birds aren’t real” people can get their message out like that and get coverage it should absolutely be possible. I have zero social media use outside of here so I wouldn’t be the best to get it out there, but I’d absolutely throw down twenty for it.

    • Mojeaux

      “Let’s go Brandon” is the new “Who is John Galt?”

    • slumbrew

      I want to laugh but did that dude just break his neck? JFC.

  53. db

    A record of gas prices (from my mileage log app) in Western PA

    Jan 2020: $2.83
    Aug 2020: $2.46
    Sep 2020: $2.54
    Oct 2020: $2.39
    Nov 2020: $2.17
    Dec 2020: no record
    Jan 2021: $2.49
    Feb 2021: $2.96
    Mar 2021: $3.09
    Apr 2021: $3.06
    May 2021: $3.06
    Jun 2021: $3.20
    Jul 2021: $3.26
    Aug 2021: $3.36
    Sep 2021: $3.24
    Oct 2021: $3.35

    • Drake

      Let’s go Brandon!

    • db

      These are average monthly prices from my log; I threw out some low outliers, because I occasionally drive into Ohio to take advantage of the tax difference (Usually more than $0.35 per gallon cheaper right across the border from PA).

  54. wdalasio

    I would think that the MSM would be spiking those stories because they undermine the Narrative. Just like they spike any mention of therapeutics or side effects of the jab.

    What is going on? Does the MSM have no immunity to a good sob story? They can’t help themselves?

    Well, that’s just it.. There’s a tendency to assume evil is some sort of diabolically thoughtful, masterfully manipulative, ethos. More often than not, it’s just retarded. More often than not, you’re not dealing with the mentality of a Bond villain or a Richard III or a Mephistopheles. You’re dealing a mentality that barely advanced beyond high school popularity contests to fit in with the in-crowd.

    They don’t spike the stories because they don’t have some sort of nefarious, well-thought-out plan of conquest and destruction. They’re simply holding the people who lost their jobs out to ridicule so that the rest of the popular kids will think they’re cool.

    • db

      The banality of evil.