Wednesday Morning Links

by | Oct 13, 2021 | Daily Links | 455 comments

Back home to face Boston

The Astros and Braves moved on. Now we just have the Giants-Dodgers remaining to set the championship series matchups.  That happens tomorrow.  The NHL got underway with Pittsburgh and Vegas winning their games. And across the pond, a boatload of WC qualifiers were played with the Swiss being the most impressive.  A full slate of games in the CONCACAF group come tonight. Hopefully the US decide to show up, unlike the Panama game over the weekend. And that’s sports.

I’d almost forgotten she was in Christine

Big birthdays today are English Queen Jane Grey, German man of many talents Rudolf Virchow, baseball HOFer Rube Waddell, cartoonist Herbert Block, British PM Margaret Thatcher, another HOFer Eddie Mathews, singer Paul Simon, NFL owner Jerry Jones, rocker Sammy Hagar, jockey Pat Day, football great Jerry Rice, actress Kelly Preston, yet another HOFer Trevor Hoffman, comedic actor Sasha Baron Cohen, and the moron AOC.

Right, now on to…the links!

Only the beginning

But of course it is. Mainly because the idiots who are tabbed to fix it are the same jackasses who caused it to begin with.

“Going postal” is back. Well, at least on one occasion.

Oh cool. But our southern border has been open forever to the unvaccinated. So I’m not sure what this will accomplish. Not that I wanted them closed, just pointing out the hilarity in this press release.

There’s no way she believes this, is there? I don’t know. She might just be stupid enough to.

What a bizarre story. I bet it’s more common than one would think when this kind of thing happens.

The sentencing will be interesting. It will give a glimpse into what the politicized military plan to do going

Welcome to the modern world, Chicago plumbers!

forward.

And this is how retarded Chicago government is. PVC pipe is a freaking godsend and they had it almost completely banned up to this point?  What a bunch of idiots. Of course they’re still largely restricting it, but they’ll enter the 21st century at some point, right?

But “they have insurance so it’s no big deal”. Oh, it actually is a big deal. What a shock!

Color me surprised. Wait, I mean “gee, who could have seen that coming?”

Here you go. That’s a great song. Enjoy it.

And enjoy the middle of the week, friends!

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455 Comments

  1. waffles

    Kickboxer is excellent.

    • Festus

      It depends upon how many joints you smoked before the video played.

  2. AlexinCT

    But of course it is. Mainly because the idiots who are tabbed to fix it are the same jackasses who caused it to begin with.

    Let me answer your link with another link: reasons….

    • AlexinCT

      Why did this double tap me?

      • sloopyinca

        I cleaned it up.

      • AlexinCT

        I bow to your might, oh lord of the Glibroni blog!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think they waited too long.

      The entire edifice is at serious risk of coming apart right now. They should have started earlier and boiled that frog a little harder. As it stands, they’re going to be holding the bag when everything goes sideways.

      • AlexinCT

        The entire edifice is at serious risk of coming apart right now.

        And you think they care? They have prepositioned themselves to be the ones that survive any collapse with minimal consequences (if any), and they actually believe a collapse will force the majority of the people currently resisting to bend the knee when chaos rules the day allowing them to then do whatever the fuck they want.

        These people are truly evil.

      • cavalier973

        People should plant and cultivate gardens, and maybe a fruit tree or two in their back yards. Get out of debt. Learn to do handyman type work—fixing the plumbing, some carpentry. Then, build relationships with neighbors. When the snotnoggins at the top make their final bid for total control, the people who can live outside the system can tell them to pound sand.

      • AlexinCT

        Yup…

        The people in the trades will become invaluable once the shit hits the fan because their skillset never goes away. Those HR diversity people will however become the first to be lined up and killed when they start bitching about how they want the scarce resources to be distributed to be make sure everyone gets their fair share or they be addressed by their proper pronouns…

      • Akira

        People should plant and cultivate gardens, and maybe a fruit tree or two in their back yards. Get out of debt. Learn to do handyman type work—fixing the plumbing, some carpentry.

        This has been my dream for a while. I’ve been doing wood joinery / carpentry and am looking into blacksmithing. Recent political bullshit only made me focus harder on this; I think there’s a very real possibility that we won’t be able to just get whatever we want from the store or delivered to our doorstep.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It all hinges on the dollar.

        If the dollar hyperinflates, it’s all over. They will not be able to maintain control.

        New York might bend the knee, but there are a bunch who won’t, probably most importantly Texas.

      • AlexinCT

        If the dollar hyperinflates, it’s all over. They will not be able to maintain control.

        Actually they believe they can hyperinflate AND keep control of the currency. Its baked into the globalist plan. They need the hyperinflation to make the debt inconsequential enough that they keep borrowing like crazy for the near future.

      • Stillhunter

        *MMT nods*

      • Akira

        If the dollar hyperinflates, it’s all over. They will not be able to maintain control.

        The media is pushing hard against cryptocurrency (judging from what my Leftist relatives talk about – that’s an almost perfect indicator of what the latest story was on NYT or NPR).

      • wdalasio

        I’m not so sure how well positioned they really are for a collapse. They mostly live in cities and inner ring suburbs. They’re mostly unarmed. They mostly don’t know anyone who has any sort of survival skills. And they’ve increasingly decided to bask in the public eye.

        I think they think they’ve positioned themselves well for a collapse. Because these are the same elites who think electricity comes from a wall and steak comes from a supermarket.

      • AlexinCT

        I’m not so sure how well positioned they really are for a collapse. They mostly live in cities and inner ring suburbs.

        Do not confuse the people in power with the crowd of useful idiots they control that have no fucking clue they are going to be the first ones to take it up the ass when the shit hits the fan.

        The people in power – the political leadership class, the bureaucratic leadership class, and the connected millionaires and billionaires – all have protected spaces and a means to get there quick, as well as protection, they plan to use when the shit happens. Their useful idiots living in cities will be cannon fodder.

      • db

        They also have paid staff to fly their planes, man their guns, maintain their hidey holes, and grow their food. They can only survive as long as they can pay their lackeys.

      • wdalasio

        Or as long as their lackeys don’t decide they can do the same things without them. How many emperors got killed by the Pretorian Guards?

      • AlexinCT

        I am sure they think they have taken “precautions”….

      • Loveconstitution1789

        In the End times, First thing me and my militia are doing is go scavenging for supplies. Anyone we find that are registered democrats are not going to have a nice day. They stole from Americans so were gonna take back what they stole and five to needy folks in the area. War is hell boys and girls.

      • juris imprudent

        The people in power

        What if no one is really in power, in control? What if power is a more amorphous thing? I don’t doubt there are people who THINK they are powerful (a la Hendricks in The Spark) – but what if, in reality, they aren’t near as powerful and invulnerable as they imagine?

        Ah, someone must be in control, right – that’s what you’re thinking. What if that isn’t so?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

        The bureaucracy is full of people who think they’re in control.

      • AlexinCT

        I am am using the term to identify what they call themselves. One can debate if they are in power or not, but that would be meaningless distraction. I think the real issue is they are fucking incompetent asshats wanting to be kings.

      • Gadfly

        What if no one is really in power, in control?

        I’m going to get pedantic and say that there’s a difference here. There are people who are in power, as exemplified by the fact that they can bend much of the populace to their will through threats of violence. But just because they have power does not mean they have control. The laws of nature care not for the threats of man, so no matter how much power they accrue to themselves their actual control is circumscribed by reality. And splitting hairs even further, when just considering social interaction power and control are still two separate things, IMO. The more control one actually has, the less power one must wield to get what one desires.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Certain Lefties and Lefty groups are following the Commie playbook.

        They are delusional in thinking it will work for them when it failed for die hard commies like Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Castro, etc.

        Honestly, Lefties are helping America rid itself of American commies. Incrementalism was working for American commies. They abandoned that for desperate tyranny in 2016 and civil war 2.0.

    • Rebel Scum

      “The president wants to make fundamental change in our economy and he feels coming out of the pandemic is exactly the time to do that,” she said.

      “If we don’t do it now, if we don’t address the cost of childcare… if we don’t address the climate crisis, if we don’t ensure that universal pre-k is a reality now, we’re not going to have the same opportunity to do it for some time.”

      Never let a (or even a manufactured) crisis go to waste.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    I’m sure those tax cheating millionaires will be tripped up when hey deposit the seven hundred bucks cash they got from selling the second car to pay for the kid’s braces.

  4. AlexinCT

    Here is a prediction about this FBI investigation: the FBI will go after anyone that talks about the corruption and their coverup of that corruption to hide the guy they “fortified” the election for from damage until they are done with him.

    And they keep telling us we need even more censorship of social media and the pretend news, because people keep getting “misinformed”…..

    • waffles

      What I’ve learned over the past year is that, yes, they can keep getting away with it. They are guilty as hell but that doesn’t matter anymore. The gov has gone post-modern.

      • AlexinCT

        The party of stupid politicians has basically accepted the fact that the crime syndicate party turned the entire federal bureaucracy into a crime syndicate under Obama – with plans to take that to new levels when they replaced that guy with the queen of crookery they thought they had rigged the election for – and continues to cover for them because they want to be invited to the cocktail parties and have the propaganda arm of the crime syndicate write nicely about them. The criminal gangs and the political cucks are hard at work trying to finally get the guy that fought them gone (and I wouldn’t be surprised some “accident” happens to that guy so they can finally get rid of him), to make sure that the unwashed masses realize they better fucking shut up and let it all be.

        In the mean time they continue to plunder, rape, and raise the bar of what criminal behavior is now the norm, and are loading the life boats with their loot while telling us the Titanic is not sinking despite the heavy list that has the bow under water already…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t excuse Bush from this either even though Obama ramped it up.

        Cheney et al made it a point to lie us into wars and oversaw the massive increase in the surveillance state. They knew what they were doing.

      • cavalier973

        Yep.

        I voted twice for W. I am disappointed in myself, for falling for the “left-right” paradigm. They are all on the same team, working toward the same goal(s).

      • Surly Knott

        Left & Right — two wings of the same bird of prey, the State.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Gore would have been way worse.

        All Bush’s election did was kick start civil war 2.0. Obama was the token Black american to prevent Black Americans from fleeing the Party of slavery.

      • Festus

        ^ this, this indeedy-do.

      • AlexinCT

        Many people make the mistake of thinking that government will not abuse the power they grab in times of crisis (especially when it is their guy in power). For example, that vaccine they now tell us everyone must get, or else, was once considered the most evil thing ever and something none of the people now demanding it be mandated (not to be confused with 2 guys on a date) would ever take when that orange guy ordered it made and was in the WH. They made a 180 and don’t even admit to themselves some people can’t follow along with that whiplash inducing move (minorities which were abused by government and then told avoid the vaccine under Trump, for example, now not wanting the thing).

        I want to point out that never liked things like the Patriot act one fucking bit, and only reluctantly went along with that idiotic idea because of all the rules put in place to force the bureaucracy to stay transparent and not abuse the power. We all saw what Obama’s people ended up doing with it, and I am not going to be surprised to find out that it happened even under Boosh. The difference is that if it had happened under Boosh and we had found out about it, there would have been demands that heads roll, and they would have rolled.

        We are at a point where we simply can’t allow government to get more power today, because no mechanism put in place to curtail the power and more importantly punish its abuse will endure or be used when one party literally has the ability to abuse power with impunity.

      • R C Dean

        The Dem and Repub parties are just separate marketing campaigns to fundraise for the TEAM BE RULED uniparty.

      • wdalasio

        Sort of. The problem is that there are people, in the GOP, at least, that aren’t part of the team. Yes, the party, overall, is terrible, but you do have Republicans like Paul or Massie or, hell, even Donald Trump who are there uninvited.

      • AlexinCT

        They still are in the minority and their own party is against them for not being part of the cabal…

  5. waffles

    PVC pipe is a freaking godsend and they had it almost completely banned up to this point?

    I review quite a few land development and storm drainage plans these days. I can tell you that some municipalities require all storm drains to be reinforced concrete pipe (RCP) where hdpe and pvc would be much better. It’s wild.

    Even more wild is some plans switched to RCP when they couldn’t source HDPE during construction.

    • AlexinCT

      Look who is getting paid. Then look at their connections. That will always explain real bad and expensive (to the tax payer) decisions made by municipalities…

    • hayeksplosives

      Thomas Maddie in his excellent short film about building up his property in Kentucky from scratch mentions PVC specifically as a reason he’s able to do things with the natural rainfall there than what Thomas Jefferson was able to achieve at Monticello.

      PVC has enabled incredible leaps in health and happiness around the globe.

      • hayeksplosives

        Maddie?

        Fuck Apple.

        MASSIE.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Predictive, yay. Auto-correct, nay.

      • Not Adahn

        I had a hardbound collection of environmental science papers from 1971. One of them went into great detail how PVC was going to kill off every living thing on the planet as the carcinogens leached out.

      • AlexinCT

        Was it written by the same racist that banned the use of DDT allowing Malaria to kill of millions of black and brown bodies?

      • Akira

        The “I Fucking Love Science” types really never consider the history of science. If they did, they would probably know that science frequently takes a wrong turn and has to back out, and also that new discoveries are often shouted down by the scientific establishment before being proven correct. That’s why it’s a monumentally horrible idea to shut down debate because there’s currently a “consensus”. That would paralyze science.

  6. Nephilium

    Well, even if they didn’t have insurance, Walgreen’s can just write off the losses from all the theft, right?

    • sloopyinca

      Wait, you’re right.

      This is just more corporate greed!

    • invisible finger

      They had other options. For example, they could have just raised the price of all items in their S.F. stores to $951.

    • rhywun

      You don’t even know what a write-off is, do you?

      • Sean

        🙂

      • Nephilium

        But THEY do! And they’re the ones that are writing it off!

  7. AlexinCT

    But “they have insurance so it’s no big deal”. Oh, it actually is a big deal. What a shock!

    I am starting to feel very confident this is exactly the result the political class was aiming for. They will now blame it on racism, and then put government stores there (where the old rules that you could plunder at will are going to be done away with). And they will then remind these people that without them, they wouldn’t have anything…. Stay on the plantation, y’all.

  8. Not Adahn

    Interviewing a candidate for a lab tech job. The name on the interview invite was a fairly typical “Dimond.” The actual name (per the resume) is “Diamond.” At least I’m hoping they didn’t misspell their name on their resume. Then again, I’m wondering if there’s a “Boy Named Sue” thing going on, since their last name is “Sales.”

    • AlexinCT

      Start by telling them you identify as a sane person and don’t want to deal with this shit…

    • waffles

      Are you going to ask? Is there a tactful way to broach that one?

      • Not Adahn

        If they’re hired, I’ll ask their gossipy coworker.

      • sloopyinca

        Sure. Just ask how they spell their name. Then point at the resume and the invite and ask what that’s all about.

      • db

        Yeah, since there’s an actual mismatch, just make it a polite inquiry into what the correct spelling is.

    • Pine_Tree

      I’m hoping for your (and their) sake that they overcame their parents’ silly naming, and are a good candidate and responsible adult. That happens, too.

      • Not Adahn

        Work history shows them constantly employed since college. They changed companies three months ago, but I understand the company they transferred to it pretty horrible.

        Their HR psych profile dinged them for being too independent, flexible and laid back.

        The second greatest trick the Devil played was creating “HR professionals.”

      • Festus

        HIRE XIS PERSPON!

      • ignoreLander

        dinged them for being too independent, flexible and laid back

        First off, the idea of an “HR psych profile” is sickening, but I do know it happens. But really, that’s a negative? To be independent, flexible and laid back?

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. They were looking for “works with others,” “structured” and “driven.”

      • juris imprudent

        Which could be summarized as “wears harness happily”.

      • Festus

        You misspelled “bridle”.

      • EvilSheldon

        “Look buddy, I’m here for the job. Let’s leave my private life out of this.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “HR psych profile”

        What is this? CSI Foundry?

    • hayeksplosives

      I cannot recommend the book “the No Asshole Rule” highly enough.

      Do not try to override your gut in the interview.

      • Not Adahn

        Considering all of the previous “Diamond”s I’ve met before have been strippers…

      • AlexinCT

        Beware strippers name Chlamydia!

      • Festus

        Herperella puts on a hell of a show and does encores!

      • db

        I’ll have to read that.

        I have several rules when hiring (for engineers):

        They have to be engineers at heart–long time interest in technical topics, technical hobbies outside of work, etc. Nothing sucks worse than hiring someone with an engineering degree who doesn’t give a shit about engineering, and only wants a paycheck.

        99% of employee problems can be solved at the hiring phase. Make sure you’re hiring someone who can get the job done–develop your BS detector finely.

        Make sure they will get along with their colleagues. I don’t want to be friends with them, but people with difficult personalities aren’t worth the trouble. It’s not too hard to find technical people who are also friendly and honest.

    • Ted S.

      Shouldn’t it be “Rhombus” anyway?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, Xe’s a carbon crystal with a coating of hydrogen.

  9. Rebel Scum

    “As the global economic recovery continues to gather steam, what is increasingly apparent is how it will be stymied by supply-chain disruptions that are now showing up at every corner,” Moody’s wrote in a Monday report.

    Maybe allow the market to function.

  10. Not Adahn

    Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to relax Chicago’s plumbing code to ease the financial burden on homeowners and businesses sailed through a City Council committee Tuesday, paving the way for expanded use of plastic pipe and construction of more “gender-neutral restrooms.”

    At the behest of newly appointed Buildings Commissioner Matthew Beaudet, the Zoning Committee signed off on several changes.

    One would allow expanded use of PVC plastic drain, waste and vent piping, which is now confined to above-ground uses in residential buildings no higher than three stories.

    The changes would allow PVC drain pipe to be used for the residential portion of buildings up to 60 feet or five stories high, even if a portion of the building houses commercial space.

    PVC pipe also would be permitted for residential use underground “if it’s separated completely from the commercial use. But if they’re both using the same, then it would be cast iron,” Beaudet told aldermen.

    “These expanded options for residential use will be a tremendous asset to homeowners seeking to stay in their homes and for multi-family residences, especially affordable housing,” the new commissioner said.

    Even with the changes, Chicago would retain its longstanding requirement of copper pipes for drinking water. Some cities allow “other materials” to be used, but after consulting “industry groups” and the Department of Water Management, City Hall decided not to relax that part of the code.

    It’s nice to know that if you’re ever low on cash, there’s always a supply of recyclables at every building!

    • Festus

      We all know that cast iron lasts much longer than PVC. SCIENCE!

  11. Sean

    “Going postal” is back. Well, at least on one occasion.

    Yeah, but were they vaccinated?

    • cavalier973

      Some of them got their shots

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t you read the paper?

    The biggest part of Biden’s vaccination plan relies on emergency workplace safety rules that will soon be issued by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA).

    Once those rules are written, 24 state attorneys general have pledged to fight them.

    Some legal experts suggested the OSHA rule could be blocked if challengers can show the government cannot prove there is a national “grave danger” as required by law.

    They declared an EMERGENCY! They don’t do that unless there is a grave danger.

    • hayeksplosives

      Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease…

  13. AlexinCT

    There’s no way she believes this, is there? I don’t know. She might just be stupid enough to.

    WE CAN JUST PRINT A BUNCH OF PLATINUM $1 TRILLION COINS!

  14. Rebel Scum

    U.S. to open Mexico and Canada land borders to fully vaccinated people

    And everyone else who is not an American citizen regardless of medical status.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    It will be interesting when the judges in those cases bar the press, put everyone under a gag order and seal the trial transcripts because of all the medical misinformation.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen expects increased prices at grocery stores, restaurants and elsewhere to eventually ease up once supply chain issues are resolved.

    “I believe it’s transitory. But I don’t mean to suggest that these pressures will disappear in the next month or two,” Yellen told “CBS Evening News” anchor and managing editor Norah O’Donnell on Tuesday.

    Except it is never intended to return to “normal”. So it is transitory…to a new abnormal.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, nice bait and switch the Dems are pulling there.

  17. Rebel Scum

    ‘This case began with a call for accountability and Lt. Col. Scheller will demonstrate to senior leadership how to accept accountability for his own actions,’ Parlatore said.

    Except senior leadership will not be held accountable.

    • juris imprudent

      Accountability seems to stop about the O-5/O-6 line.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    construction of more “gender-neutral restrooms.”

    No more urinals?

    But think of how much water will be wasted. There will have to be a rule for that.

    • ignoreLander

      But think of how much water will be wasted. There will have to be a rule for that.

      Low flow toilets. Which wreak absolute havoc on sanitary mains. But hey…. Progress!

  19. Festus

    Good Lord! I dislike every team that advanced in their respective play-offs. Must be Wednesday.

    • Festus

      The worst day of the week. (Pace, Mojo)

  20. juris imprudent

    I’m hoping the coal-rolling asshole (and his daddy) end up liable for all the damages and that their insurance company tells them to pound sand.

    • Swiss Servator

      “intentional act”….claim denied.

  21. rhywun

    I bet it’s more common than one would think when this kind of thing happens.

    Well, yeah. It turns out that most people are taken aback when their loved one turns into a different person. And in current year they will get attacked if they don’t “celebrate” it.

    • Not Adahn

      Lick the munt, transphobe!

      • Festus

        “Munt” That’s nearly as funny as “Shenis”! (hat tip to the gaijan for that one)

    • EvilSheldon

      A friend of mine actually had this happen – other direction though, his wife transitioned to a man. They’re still married, and seem to be quite happy. Partly because he self-describes as, ‘Not the straightest guy ever…’, but mostly because his wife-nee-husband wasn’t a giant self-absorbed asshole. Sadly, that doesn’t seem to be the case here…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, some people react differently. Kudos if it works for him.

        I know I couldn’t handle it. I like what I like.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Committee OKs revamp of Chicago plumbing code to expand use of PVC pipe

    PVC is the standard for all sanitary sewer and water line pipe (and roof drains for that matter). Why the hell would they not be using it?

    Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to relax Chicago’s plumbing code to ease the financial burden on homeowners and businesses sailed through a City Council committee Tuesday, paving the way for expanded use of plastic pipe and construction of more “gender-neutral restrooms.”

    Thanks for joining the modern world, massa gubmint.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      One of the best projects I did at my last house was lay/bury PVC to divert water away from a corner of the basement that would get wet after heavy rain. I tied in the downspouts and sump pump.

      That corner was (hopefully still is) dry.

      • AlexinCT

        THE RUNOFF MADE THE FROGS GAY!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen expects increased prices at grocery stores, restaurants and elsewhere to eventually ease up once supply chain issues are resolved.

    She devoted her entire tenure at the Federal Reserve Bank to a desperate attempt to create inflation. Does anybody seriously believe anything has changed just because she’s wearing her Treasury Secretary hat now?

    • Festus

      Janet Yellen is not stupid, she is evil. Carlson called her a reptile the other night. Surprised he hasn’t been cancelled yet.

      • AlexinCT

        She is part & parcel of the reset machine of the globalist movement. That makes her evil as fuck.

  24. Not Adahn

    Are you a fan of Erasure, but thought the “Always” video was missing that certain je ne gay quoi?

    • Festus

      Gah! I used to have a subscription to Heavy Metal when it was good. That was not good.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Their HR psych profile dinged them for being too independent, flexible and laid back.

    Something something briar patch.

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah. Did I mention that the opening was for night shift?

  26. Rebel Scum

    Walgreens will close five more San Francisco stores, a company spokesperson confirmed Tuesday, citing ongoing organized retail crime as the reason.

    I, for one, am shocked at this development after the government legalized theft.

    • Festus

      “food deserts”

      • The Other Kevin

        I was thinking that too. Give it a month and you’ll see stories about how poor black people can’t get life-saving medications.

      • Fourscore

        In St Paul the pharmacies just get burned down but at least the shoplifting problem has been solved.

  27. AlexinCT

    So anyone that is current on the news knows that revelations like this were a given. Many people ask why the people that don’t want to admit this keep talking about weather that only affected one airline. The answer is simple although I have heard nobody provide it: by law, if an airline is forced to cancel flights for any reason other than weather (acts of god), they incur the financial burden of putting up any and all affected clients. The cost of putting the passengers stranded by the cancelation of over 2K flights a day into a hotel room, with meals, would bankrupt anyone in today’s broken reset economy.

    • Festus

      It doesn’t matter, Friend Alex. Money is free and fungible, Silly Man!

      • AlexinCT

        Only for government, I thought. Private entities still have to follow rules…

    • waffles

      The NPR this morning blamed everything except this. There is a coordinated effort to hush any talk of organized labor rebellion.

    • The Other Kevin

      That is an excellent point. Another thing to consider is that the people calling off aren’t explicitly stating they are protesting. They’re just following procedures and taking their leave, but there happen to be many more of them than usual. As far as I know, nobody has officially told the airline this is a protest.

      • db

        It may be just that they expect to be fired and are using up their sick pay. I’m not sure how airline sick pay works though. I do know that in general, they only get paid for hours actually flying, and possibly a nominal amount for training.

    • UnCivilServant

      Huh, I thought he was dead.

      • Not Adahn

        I might not really be him — they all look alike.

      • AlexinCT

        Before you disappear someone you need to break them completely then put them back in the public to sing praises for Big Brother and to lament their sins. Expect this from Ma sooner than later…

        Read 1984.

  28. cavalier973

    “ The 16-year-old driver was using his Ford Super Duty pickup to “roll coal” on the group of cyclists as they trekked along Old Highway 290 in Waller. Instead, he ran them over. The cyclists’ injuries range from fractures and soft tissue injuries to traumatic brain injury.”

    That sounds racist

    • db

      I’ve had a couple of jackasses “roll coal” on me in my car in the past. Both times, I was headed to the range and they would have shit their pants at knowing what they would have faced, if I weren’t a stable, sane, live-and-let-live kind of guy. Someday one of those guys is going to roll coal on D-FENS and find out.

  29. Shpip

    My wife’s grandmother came down with COVID a few weeks ago, and passed away Monday morning. Damn shame, but consider

    — she was the only person in her nursing home who refused the “vaccination”
    — when she tested positive and was taken to hospital, the docs couldn’t find any reason to keep her there (clear lungs, no fever, etc)
    — she just stopped eating over the weekend, essentially deciding that it was time to check out of life
    — she was 16 days short of her 102nd birthday

    De mortuis and all, but the woman had a mean streak a mile wide. Add in some cognitive issues, and the old gal was damned unpleasant to be around the last several years of her life. The family has noted her demise more with relief than sorrow.

    The only thing that annoys me about the whole episode is that her passing will be labeled another COVID mortality, and used as a cudgel against #DeathSantis.

    • invisible finger

      “came down” with covid or merely “tested positive”?

      • AlexinCT

        Dying with Kung Flu is not the same as dying from Kung Flu. At 102 a bad meal or fart can kill you…

      • Loveconstitution1789

        When people stop eating, they typically stop drinking liquids too. You get some of your daily water intake from foods.

        You can only live about 7 days without water and that is for a young healthy person.

        We all die. 102 was a good run.

    • AlexinCT

      Sorry for your loss, BTW.

    • cavalier973

      Lived in a nursing home, refused the vaccine, stopped eating, died.

      From whom did she get the ‘rona, if everyone else was vaccinated?

      102 years old. Born in 1919? So, survived the Great Depression, WW2, the Cold War, the “War on Terror”. I bet she had some interesting stories, if she were the type to reminisce aloud.

      • Shpip

        The wife has heard stories, like back in the depression / war years, when Grandma Martha would go out with her husband. She couldn’t afford stockings, so she’s use a grease pencil to draw seams down the back of her legs.

        Other memories had more ominous implications. Martha remembered the run on banks that followed the collapse of the Florida Land Grab of the 1920s, so she didn’t trust said institutions. My wife gets a call from granny a couple of years ago to come visit. When she does, Grandma gives her bank envelopes containing $15K that she’d kept stuffed in various dresser drawers for God knows how long, with instructions to put it somewhere safe in case Granny’s son, my father-in-law, fell onto hard times.

        I’m sure she had more stories to tell, but I never tried to draw them out of her, because the bitterness of her own questionable decisions (like talking her husband out of going into business with his brother) would invariably bubble up, and I didn’t feel like being a target of her vitriol.

      • cavalier973

        “He won 65 of the 69 fights he fought from 1928 to 1933, weighing in at about 118 pounds. He lost two and had two draws.“

        Nice.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sorry. Every family has one of those, don’t they.

    • db

      I’m sorry to hear of her loss.

    • Drake

      Almost 102 – I won’t come close to that.

    • Festus

      Sorry, Man. Some people become sweet in their elder days and others just turn viper. 102 is a pretty good run, aside from anything else.

    • Fourscore

      “the old gal was damned unpleasant to be around the last several years of her life.”

      Sounds like my kind of good timin’ woman

    • Mojeaux

      My dragon lady supervisor always told me that people don’t stop being assholes just because they’re dead. She valued keeping the truth about people.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Hopefully there will be pushback.

    Boeing said it will mandate Covid-19 vaccination for its approximately 125,000 U.S. employees by the Dec. 8 deadline set by a presidential order requiring federal employees and contractors to receive the shots

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      From what I understand and I could be wrong, the EO hasn’t actually been formally issued and what has is essentially just a press release. If that’s the case any company pushing the above line as an excuse is full of shit.

    • ignoreLander

      Boeing said it will mandate Covid-19 vaccination….set by a presidential order

      Maybe this exists and I just haven’t seen it, but why hasn’t anyone done a supercut of all the lying snakes standing at their little podiums just months ago, stating no uncertain terms that “there will be no mandate” and “it isn’t the government’s job” (Psaki said that second one)?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    A terrifying prospect

    Some Democrats just want to see something — anything — make it into law. They fear that failure to pass either the Build Back Better bill or a $1.2 trillion infrastructure package that has some Republican support could indicate to the American people that Democrats are incapable of governing when in control of both the White House and both chambers of Congress. It is not lost on Democrats that they used precisely that argument to wrest the House from Republican control in the 2018 congressional midterms.

    “The stakes are too high,” veteran Democratic pollster Celinda Lake told Yahoo News, “and the voters will not forgive Congress for doing nothing.”

    Let me put your mind at ease, Celinda. There is NOTHING I would rather see than a complete absence of “productivity” on the part of Congress. They should all go home, and stay there.

    • Nephilium

      Some Democrats just want to see something — anything — make it into law.

      Something must be done! This is something! We must do this!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        An acquaintance wanted Elizabeth Warren to be the nominee for 2020 because “Agree or not with her ideas, I feel like she can get stuff done.”

        What, get what done exactly? You know, stuff.

      • AlexinCT

        They would pass around Hunter’s peace pipe and bury a hatchet in her forehead?

      • EvilSheldon

        That puts her squarely in the ‘stupid and energetic’ category, and Clausewitz knew exactly what to do with those types…

    • rhywun

      the voters will not forgive Congress for doing nothing

      LOL. What color is the sky on your planet?

    • juris imprudent

      I would be thrilled if Congress produced a normal budget on time for a change, without larding it up with everything on Santa’s list.

    • ignoreLander

      the voters will not forgive Congress for doing nothing

      I’ll never forgive Congress under any circumstances, but “doing nothing” is the only thing they can do that won’t make me hate them even more.

    • Rebel Scum

      and the voters will not forgive Congress for doing nothing

      I won’t forgive them for the communistic agenda.

    • AlexinCT

      No parmesan cheese infested carpet to fucking navigate on your knees looking for stuff for the pipe? Not a good collectable!

      • UnCivilServant

        “Accessories sold separately”

      • AlexinCT

        I knew this was a racket to make me pay premium for shit to complete the fucking set!

        Hey BTW, UCD. Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie collector set? It is kind of pricey at $599.00.

        But she comes with Ken’s house, car, boat, and half of his bank account, 401K, and personal investments….

      • UnCivilServant

        Fake.

        None of that stuff was in Ken’s name, it all belonged to his parents. I mean, has that nardless laybout even held down a job?

      • AlexinCT

        Mattel is sending out assassins to stop you from ruining their gig…

      • TARDis

        Must I? I must.

        Mother sees her young daughter playing with her son’s GI Joe and Barbie.

        “Honey, Barbie comes with Ken, not GI Joe.”
        “No, mother. She comes with GI Joe. She only fakes it with Ken.”

      • AlexinCT

        It’s that Kung Fu grip that all the ladies want, man…

        Besides.. Someone told me Ken wanted GI Joe too…

      • dontreadonme

        It’s comments like these that bring me back to this site when I should be working.

    • Festus

      (teen-aged Chinese hookers sold seperately)

  32. db

    Someone posted a link to the more famous of Bach’s two Tocattas and Fugues in D Minor last night.

    I prefer Bach’s other toccata and fugue in D Minor, BWV 538

    • cavalier973

      So…you can’t handel the first one?

      • Festus

        Bach off!

      • cavalier973

        I Ravel in these sort of puns.

      • cavalier973

        Speaking of Ravel, he is most famous for “Bolero”, but his orchestration of “Pictures at an Exhibition” is really what I admire him for.

      • db

        Emerson good works.

      • rhywun

        “Pictures at an Exhibition”

        Yaaasss – love it.

      • Festus

        Owned it on vinyl!

      • Surly Knott

        Calvin Hampton’s pipe organ transcription is awesome.

      • Shpip

        but his orchestration of “Pictures at an Exhibition” is really what I admire him for.

        It was a Modest accomplishment.

      • db

        Keep that up, and I’ll Durufle you.

      • Not Adahn

        Whoever keeps organizing these pun threads should be ashamed and put a stop to them.

      • cavalier973

        db started it

      • db

        Are you suggesting you be appointed to as the pun action tracker?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You’re all going on a Liszt.

      • juris imprudent

        Now don’t go getting superSubelius.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I always liked the notepad with “Chopin Liszt” at the top. Maybe I am easily amused.

      • Not Adahn

        Swiss is going to bellows at us.

      • Mojeaux

        Nah, put the pedal to the floor.

      • Swiss Servator

        Again?! *NARROWS GAZE*

      • db

        I learned a piano arrangement of that lo these many years ago. I love that piece.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        It came loaded on the household Macintosh, is how I learned of it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s only about five melodies running at the same time in that particular piece.

  33. db

    I went to the grocery store yesterday evening to get some essentials. I haven’t seen shortages for a while in our stores, but last night they were nearly out of tomatoes, onions of all kinds, and bottled water. Fine on TP and everything else I bothered to look at.

    • cavalier973

      Start stocking up, now

      Back in the great TP famine of ‘20, I was visiting every Family Dollar, Dollar General, grocery store, and gas station, looking for this very important product. I couldn’t even find half-eaten corn cobs.

      • db

        I have a decent stock of TP that I’m keeping secret from the GF. If shit gets real again, I break it out and be a hero. Otherwise, I’m a weirdo.

      • cavalier973

        Hmmm…

        Is your shit sometimes not real? Like, you know you’ve just taken a dump, but the toilet is empty?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ghost poopie!

        I didn’t just invent this; I remember it from ’95 or so.

      • Rebel Scum

        I have a decent stock of TP that I’m keeping secret from the GF.

        Same. I swear that woman uses a roll a day.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Leave a stack of single squares near where she does her business.

        I got my wife to cut her TP use by 50% because she paid more attention to how much she really needed.

    • RBS

      Stores around here have been randomly out of random things.

      • Nephilium

        Same here. I’ve also noticed the knock off paper products are still lingering around on the shelves.

  34. Festus

    That actually was a good tune, Sloop, even though I have an aversion to ’80’s bands that wear more make-up than their girlfriends. At least they played musical instruments.

    • rhywun

      EatB stand the test of time.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    If all that seems confusing, that’s because it is. Biden made listening to members of Congress a signature of his negotiating style. He has dispatched his top aides routinely to Capitol Hill to explain the particulars of his domestic agenda. Listening to lawmakers has the understandable effect of emboldening them, which may not be what the White House needs at the moment.

    It sounds like he’s losing his patience. He should just chain the doors of the Capitol shut and tell them they cannot emerge without a bill he is willing to sign.

    DEMOCRACY!

    • rhywun

      Biden made listening to members of Congress a signature of his negotiating style.

      OFFS.

      • Festus

        So locking the doors, blocking the windows and piling firewood against them is an acceptable negotiation tactic, now. When do I get to wake up?

    • Festus

      Hate leads to victory.

    • PieInTheSky

      looked just at the first one but she needs a lot of glibfit.

      • Fourscore

        Scared me to almost death. “Say it ain’t true, Joe”

  36. db

    On PVC pipe: A friend of mine who owns a plumbing business is seeing wholesale prices at nearly 10x pre-COVID pricing. He can’t give potential customers more than 5 days of a guarantee on material costs, and supply houses are requiring orders to hold pallets of pipe and fittings for him so that he can issue solid estimates to customers. They won’t hold material for more than a week for any plumbers in the area.

    • PieInTheSky

      I blame the unrestrained free market myself. more regulation will fix this

    • Drake

      He knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

      • db

        “Youse can go drown yourself in a pile o’ piss!”

      • UnCivilServant

        If your piss is able to form a pile, you may want to see a doctor about that.

      • db

        He may have said “pool,” but the accent sounded like “pile.”

      • Not Adahn

        Maybe he’s in Antarctica?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I wanna buy that guy a beer.

    • Lady Z

      This guy needs to headline in Australian Letterkenny.

  37. Mustang

    From the CNN article: “‘Border controls and mobility restrictions, unavailability of a global vaccine pass,’ Moody’s wrote in it’s report.”

    Lack of a global vaccine passport? The Great Reset is here.

    • PieInTheSky

      Just use the EU Digital COVID Certificate like all civilized Europeans.

    • rhywun

      global vaccine pass

      Millions of leftists just creamed in their jeans. The Holy Grail of “world government” is within their grasp.

      • Mustang

        Biden’s Build Back Better monstrosity is named after the WEF’s plan for the Great Reset.

        I mean…I guess that could be a coincidence…

      • Rebel Scum

        “Leaders” all over the world have been using the slogan. I knew what was up as soon as it was revealed as Biden’s campaign slogan.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

  39. Lackadaisical

    https://www.joplinglobe.com/opinion/susan-estrich-here-comes-the-ax-and-i-say-hooray/article_fb2c6088-286a-11ec-be11-9fc8e9d22697.html

    Someone posted this yesterday, very interesting read.

    Basically she doesn’t want to have to think about other’s personal choices and she’s like to have meetings without masks, so you have to get the jab, otherwise she can’t write her shit articles and go get coffee.

    My favorite is when she admits she just wants the unclean to ‘leave’. Really getting into some dangerous thinking here.

    • Lackadaisical

      Also, Q mentioned the possibility of having to mask Q-ette, that he’d leave.

      That’s exactly the operation I’m in the middle of. My son is slightly speech delayed, and not being able to see others faces can only make it worse, so we feel we have no choice. Also we know that vaccine mandates are coming soon too, and NY makes it impossible to be a two income homeschooling family, even if parents have part time work, it’s basically not possible to do.

    • cavalier973

      She is only writing what she is told to write. Still, I am interested to see what the commentator class is going to trot out over the next couple of years, when people are having to get a “booster shot” every couple of months, just to stay alive.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t think she has to be told explicitly what to write, she’s been told what to feel instead, and this is just the expression of it.

      • cavalier973

        You’re probably right. How much of all this do you think she actually believes?

      • Lackadaisical

        100%

    • Lackadaisical

      #1 is disappointing, #11 had to have implants, #18 looks like the most fun.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Or just execute an old one well. Joseph Campbell had a few ideas on this.

    • UnCivilServant

      They. Can’t.

      The corporate culture rewards conformity and following the party line. They’ve bled creatives for years, and have no one left in a decicion-making position capable to coming up with new ideas or taking risks on new ideas.

    • LJW

      We introduced our youngest to the first 2 last year. Was surprised Disney didn’t edit bad orange man from the 2nd one.

    • Not Adahn

      Hear me out — what if we make the kid a BIPOC LGBTQ?

      *checks bank account for bonus cheque*

  40. Rebel Scum

    (((Disinformation)))

    Over-the-counter aspirin could protect the lungs of COVID-19 patients and minimize the need for mechanical ventilation, according to new research at the George Washington University.

    The team investigated more than 400 COVID patients from hospitals across the United States who take aspirin unrelated to their COVID disease, and found that the treatment reduced the risk of several parameters by almost half: reaching mechanical ventilation by 44%, ICU admissions by 43%, and overall in-hospital mortality by 47%.

    “As we learned about the connection between blood clots and COVID-19, we knew that aspirin – used to prevent stroke and heart attack – could be important for COVID-19 patients,” said Dr. Jonathan Chow of the study team. “Our research found an association between low-dose aspirin and decreased severity of COVID-19 and death.”

    Unpossible. The only remedy for convid is the magic potion jab.

    • Lackadaisical

      Makes sense if the main mechanism of death is just clotting.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The narrative is shifting. It’s not an accident.

    • cavalier973

      Quercetin, Vitamin C, Vitamin D3, Zinc

    • Certified Public Asshat

      You can’t get NAC anymore either.

      • PieInTheSky

        why? here it is in every fitness store.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        FDA banned it last year as a supplement because they consider it a drug.

        Read (IMO): Too many people found out it can help recovery from COVID.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don;t understand (not trolling). what does “they consider it a drug.” mean? It is not addictive or stimulant or psychedelic. And I know of few side effects.

      • Sensei

        The US has some strange laws that make a difference between supplements and food versus pharmaceuticals.

        This impacts what can be sold and where and how.

      • Rebel Scum

        I bought some recently, unless it is something different.

    • The Other Kevin

      WTF is with Israel and all these studies? Why aren’t they on board with the Fauci narrative?

      • RBS

        It’s all part of their Zionist Agenda.

  41. Gustave Lytton

    Next up for Chicago, will they relax their electrical code? Unlike pretty much everywhere, they require metal conduit inside the wall for residential work.

    • Fourscore

      I saw that in Waukegan one time. I asked why and the answer was one word. Unions. Crossed the street to another jurisdiction and bought the plastic boxes and finished wiring a garage

    • AlexinCT

      I thought it would be a piece dealing with Kim’s 2000 comfort women and how he plowed the shit out of them with his YUGE 10 cm dick…

  42. The Late P Brooks

    So here comes the ax, and I say, “Hooray.” I don’t have to waste my time trying to understand the knuckleheads who are making schools and stores and workplaces dangerous. Nope. They just need to leave.

    Br careful what you wish for.

    “Here comes a candle to light you to bed And here comes a chopper to chop off your head!”

  43. DrOtto

    I didn’t realize Kelly Preston had passed last year. *Has a sad*

    • cavalier973

      An idea I am noodling is that, if all these military personnel are given dishonorable discharges, then whose side do they join when the FedGov tries to go full tyranny?

      • db

        One of the questions on the Form 4473 is “Have you ever been discharged other than honorably from the US military” (Or words to that effect). I think, but am not sure, that a “yes” answer may be disqualifying for purchasing a gun?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Govt doesnt get to dictate who can buy a gun. Their is an absolute protected right to keep and bear Arms for all American not in state custody for crime.

    • AlexinCT

      So why just catholics? I suspect this will give everyone with a religion an exemption…

      Or is this an out for the people that realize their demand to force all military personnel to get the jab is going to mean they have to separate some 150K people plus and basically breaking the US military in the process?

      • Lackadaisical

        Maybe that’s the goal? /Adjusts tinfoil

  44. PieInTheSky

    Ida Bae Wells
    @nhannahjones
    Replying to
    @D_B_Harrison
    CRT’s proponents don’t argue it’s about teaching history. That’s not what CRT even is. Embarrassing.

    https://twitter.com/nhannahjones/status/1448075957324161026

    tell that to the ones advocating for it in schools.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Over-the-counter aspirin could protect the lungs of COVID-19 patients and minimize the need for mechanical ventilation, according to new research at the George Washington University.

    Didn’t the CDC just say people should stop taking a daily aspirin tablet for their heart?

    How vewwy vewwy stwange…

    • Sean

      Quite the coincidence.

      🙄

    • Festus

      Yeah, and apparently the other one will shut my liver and kidneys down because I like to tipple a bit. Fuck off and die, I don’t believe anything they say anymore.

    • db

      cool!

      • db

        351,185 ft = 107 km

      • CPRM

        Heh, my timing was great, the final cheers came right as Shatner got off the boner tip.

      • CPRM

        Shatner is gonna be cancelled, he’s talking about how scary ‘The Blackness’ is.

      • CPRM

        And Bezos agrees! RACIST!

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Next up for Chicago, will they relax their electrical code? Unlike pretty much everywhere, they require metal conduit inside the wall for residential work.

    That makes perfect sense. You don’t want a stray bullet to start an electrical fire, do you?

  47. Lackadaisical

    “What a bizarre story.”

    Filed under ‘men’s mental disorder on the rise, women hardest hit’

  48. Rebel Scum

    Martial law.

    Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker (R) on Tuesday announced he activated the National Guard to help test school children for Covid.

    Baker activated 450 members of the Massachusetts National Guard for two missions: 200 members will support Covid testing in K-12 schools and up to 250 member will be used to offset staffing shortages at the Department of Correction (DOC), the governor’s office said.

    • Drake

      Let me guess, they fired the prison guards would won’t get vaccinated.

    • Rebel Scum

      It will be Alex Jones…topless…

    • PieInTheSky

      I still not get why people keep using that shit

  49. The Late P Brooks

    “The axe will never fall on me. Hey, this ditch is full of dead people. Why did you bring me here?”

    • Festus

      “smells bad”

  50. Sensei

    The PVC pipe BS is done for the benefit of the plumbers’ unions. It takes longer to install and (arguably) more skill.

    NYC has the same BS requirements with BX (armored cable) and RX (Romex) electrical on commercial installs and I still think residential. Again this is done for the benefit of the electrical unions. The reason given is rodent damage. I’ve never heard of rodents damaging line voltage wiring, however. You’d think they’d self destruct.

    • Sean

      We see rodent chewed wiring in attics from time to time. It’s rare, but not unheard of.

      • Sensei

        Good to know. Is chewed up enough to short out or create a fire hazard?

      • Sean

        Yes.

      • Lackadaisical

        One they mandate putting in the ‘green’ soy flavored wires they’ll fix the rarity of the problem.

      • Sensei

        + 1 Mercedes Benz

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s tough being rich, beautiful and famous. Poor Emily.

    • Festus

      She cried all the way to the bank and her parents handed her a great set of tits and a handkerchief with a fresh-cut onion in it. Poor me! I got groped by a pop-star.

      • PieInTheSky

        I got groped by a pop-star. – was that even proven? She literately owns all her fame and fortune to appearing topless in that video. Lovely tits though. Nice ass.

    • juris imprudent

      It had never occurred to me that the women who gained their power from beauty were indebted to the men whose desire granted them that power in the first place

      Good thing she makes a living on her looks and not her intellect.

      • Mojeaux

        A woman’s world is often a beautocracy.

  51. Pope Jimbo

    This is how you use victimhood. Teacher/coach who is in hot water because a couple players on his team held down a kid and sodomized him says that he is being unfairly targeted because he is a native american.

    On Tuesday, Parendo explained his decision to quit after accusations of player misconduct canceled the season.

    Derek Parendo (credit: CBS 3 Duluth)

    “I felt I’ve always been singled out. I’ve been targeted. This is just the straw that broke the camel’s back,” Parendo said.

    He says he was not at the school when the alleged attack happened, but he says people are threatening his family.

    “When the principal told me he didn’t know if I was going to be safe in school, that was it. The environment that I have lived in for the last 13 years has been horrible, and I’ve tried to move past it and around it, and I’ve seen very little movement in the change in environments,” he said.

    Parendo believes members of the school board and administration treat him differently because of his Native American heritage. The school district wouldn’t comment on that.

    Sure some poor kid got something shoved up his ass, but the important thing is that a man has been hassled.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well I guess if they didn’t want so much sodomy in the Proctor High School, their mascot shouldn’t be a proctologist.

    • Festus

      I’ve lived on the REZ. It’s worse than you think it is.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Related to the aspirin thing- you had better stop taking the gingko biloba, too.

    Because abundance of caution.

    • PieInTheSky

      Ginkgo biloba also comes from China. Coincidence? I think not.

      • AlexinCT

        They cut it with Kaiju bone powder?

  53. Not Adahn

    Did you know Facebook was far right? It’s twoo!

    Tier 1’s criminal category is almost entirely American street gangs and Latin American drug cartels, predominantly Black and Latino.

    • Lackadaisical

      Wait… who is racist again?

      • Not Adahn

        Everybody who’s not paying them?

  54. Ownbestenemy

    Dude….I hope my teens friend is just being blah but he sent a very depressing text.

    Hey I wannna say thank you bro for the good times we had some amazing laughs it was fun but sadly all good things come to a end eventually an I’m sorry if I was ever a nuisance an or a shitty friend just know I’m sorry for doing this it’s not anyone’s fault but my own for not asking for help I do hope you continue to live a wonderful like an thank you for all the good times

    I don’t want my kids to have to go through that

    • AlexinCT

      Sounds like a cry for help… Or attention…

    • Festus

      Not to be trifled with. Teens be fucked in the head. Do whatever you can!

    • Nephilium

      Fuck. Hoping for the best for your kid and their friend.

    • Mojeaux

      Do you know the kid’s parents? Will they take him to the hospital if they see this? As Alex said, he wants help or attention. It’s hard to tell.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah can’t tell. No we don’t know the kids parent.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The teen boys did. Their friend lives right next to school and their little group mobilized. I am proud that they recognized that something just wasn’t right.

    • Rebel Scum

      Kid needs to learn to proofread.

      • Rebel Scum

        That sounded callous. I use humor to cope with the world. The gf says I’m “on the spectrum”, whatever that means.

        Hoping for the best here.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same here. Between my wife and me, our reactions are not received well in some circles.

      • rhywun

        Ditto.

        Kind of runs in the family around here.

  55. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. I can sorta understand why Chicago is hesitant to deal with updates to plumbing code. It isn’t like they have happy memories of water there.

    A skilled telecommunications worker inspecting a cable running through the tunnel discovered the leak while it was still passing mud and forwarded a videotape to the city, which did not see anything serious and began a bid process to repair the tunnel. The CTC tunnels were never formally a public responsibility, as most of them had been dug clandestinely, many violated private property[2] and the collapse of the operator had failed to resolve ownership and maintenance responsibilities. Meanwhile, the mud continued to push through until the river water was able to pour in unabated, creating an immediate emergency.

    Over the next month, mud and then water began leaking into the large abandoned train tunnels below the river. Soon, a car-sized hole opened up, and a flood of water filled several miles of the old tunnel, as well as all the nearby underground buildings, storage areas, and basements in the big city. No one knew where the floodwater had come from, but something had to be done quickly. Some of the underground structures already had 40 feet of water. A reporter spotted a spiral of water in the river, and soon city workers rushed to fill the hole with sand, mattresses, and cement. After 3 days, the water leak was blocked, and the water was drained from the businesses and tunnels. This man-made “leak” cost the city about 1.95 billion dollars.

    • UnCivilServant

      Easy fix – burn down the city again.

  56. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    First off, let me thank Gadfly for the amazing article he shared last night. Nothing like greeting a beautiful, chilly sunny day with an article that makes you want to go back to bed. Kudos, Gadfly!

    I’m not sure if they have pulled their collective heads out of their asses, but I know that CA wouldn’t allow PEX. In a seismic area. Plumbers have pull, baby. But good on Chicago for joining the mid 20th century.

    Idiots.

    I enjoyed the supply chain article. Every journalist and politician wants a nice simple explanation. Look dipshits, you close gyms and restaurants and a year later I can’t buy steel, foam or resins. It’s an amazingly complicated system that no one could possibly understand, map, forecast or manage.

    Except that staying the fuck out of the way works every time.

    Thanks for the Echo. Never gets old.

    Have a great day, people!

    • Mojeaux

      Wait, what? Why can’t you have PEX in an earthquake region?

      • Tundra

        Jobs program for plumbers. You’d be chasing leaks for weeks.

    • db

      I’m really hoping that orgs like FEE and people like Don Boudreaux, David Henderson, Veronique deRugy, etc., get together to compile information on, study, and issue papers on the obvious results of this unintentional experiment in command economy. Even with all the “big data” on supply chains, the information problem still will always exist, and planned economies can never function effectively and efficiently like a market can.

      • creech

        The supply chain is incredibly complex. Some of these “journalists” should read and appreciate “I, Pencil” just to understand what knowledge, human action, and hard work goes into something as simple as a pencil. I wonder if a barista understands what it takes to deliver that latte to their customer at Starbucks in Manhattan.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

        The government keeps sticking its fingers in the pot and screwing around with a system that cannot be centrally managed. The more they fuck with it, the worse it gets.

      • Akira

        Pencils come from the office supply store and lattes come from the machine. It’s not that hard at all. In fact, those things are too expensive anyway; we should have the government take over production so that we can have more equitable distribution of pencils and lattes.

        /rich Leftists who have never held a job outside of academia, media, or government

    • juris imprudent

      Would PEX even be appropriate with slab foundations? That’s almost exclusively what you get in CA.

      • Tundra

        Sure. I believe it’s run under the slab with the appropriate sheathing. Also, I’ve seen it run through the attic on refurbs. And in-floor radiant heating is just pex in the slab.

        PEX is an excellent product.

      • Mojeaux

        Sharkbites (same company with Pex) does God’s work.

    • Gadfly

      First off, let me thank Gadfly for the amazing article he shared last night. Nothing like greeting a beautiful, chilly sunny day with an article that makes you want to go back to bed. Kudos, Gadfly!

      Thanks! I will say, a sunny day is a great way to forget about problems, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

    • PieInTheSky

      listen to your betters serf

      Also to low sodium can be bad for some people

      • AlexinCT

        Lack of sunshine (natural vitamin D) and salt are going to be acknowledged as main reasons for so much depression someday…

      • Mojeaux

        Hyponatremia #FTW!

    • Ownbestenemy

      First aspirin now salt? Fuck off FDA.

    • UnCivilServant

      Fuck you, cut spending and dissolve the FDA.

      • juris imprudent

        Can’t dissolve the FDA, it’s full of salt.

    • Sean

      “There is very little that the average consumer can do,” Lurie said.

      Other than reading the label. FFS.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or you know…cooking for yourself…not buy the item…don’t eat fast food…

        Nope, very little that the average customer can do

      • Rebel Scum

        This is just another means of control.

    • Tundra

      Fix your insulin resistance and your kidneys can handle all the salt you want.

      Most people are woefully deficient in electrolytes.

      • Mojeaux

        Been hospitalized for dehydration after a surgery that went awry. I couldn’t hold anything down and I was thirsty as hell. Severe hypokalemia damn near killed me. I have been through hard-labor childbirth, but having straight K shoved into my arm that burned hotter than the fires of hell was way worse than anything I have ever experienced.

        I swore I would never roll my eyes at any celebrity whose show couldn’t go on because of dehydration.

        One other thing: I would rather starve to death than thirst to death.

      • Ozymandias

        Dr. Tim Noakes’ book “Waterlogged” is an absolute tour-de-force of how human hydration got co-opted by GatorAde. One of the great parts is his review of some of the ancient wisdom and early “studies” on dehydration – which were largely just people recounting the unfortunate instances of people getting lost in the desert. In one noteworthy case, it was a whole cavalry unit in the “wild west.” My favorite part of that is the guy who eventually crawled back to the base after a couple of weeks – he was sustained only by a seething hatred in his heart for the dude he believed had abandoned him. The amazing thing is that within days of receiving food and water, he was fine. No permanent damage – but those two weeks?? Oooowhee!

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, if I could have kept any water down, it wouldn’t have gotten that far. They had to pump me full of saline and a banana bag.

        In defense of Gatorade, I don’t drink it until I’m craving it, then I know my electrolytes are off. If I’m craving salt, same thing. If things taste too salty, I know I’m okay.

    • Urthona

      My father (before he retired) was a food scientist and is currently
      on the board of Monell Research Center.

      The Obama administration sent his people their updated salt guidelines to review.

      They sent them back saying the low levels of salt intake they recommended would eventually be fatal.

      Looks like they are at again.

      Note that if you do not have hypertension there are no known negative consequences to consuming a high amount of salt.

      • Tundra

        And if you do have hypertension, it’s not because of salt.

      • Festus

        I’m pushing 60, weigh 175 lbs and stand 5’11”. I smoke and drink way too much but I’m in better shape than most folk my age because I work my ass off. This is the key, work your ass off! So many people my age have just given up.

      • Rebel Scum

        Note that if you do not have hypertension

        Runs in my family but so far so good for me.

        there are no known negative consequences to consuming a high amount of salt.

        *munches on bacon*

        Word.

      • PutridMeat

        Note that if you do not have hypertension there are no known negative consequences to consuming a high amount of salt.

        And, at least AFAIU as a semi-literate non-physiologist, the impact of high salt on hypertension is not a chronic effect, but transitory. i.e. a high salt diet will not cause or maintain hypertension. Nice summary. Not the authoritative final answer – it never is in science contra the current zeitgeist – but good information/intro.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yeah, morning show is all over that. ‘It’ll be gradual so we won’t even notice it!’

      Also some asshole is using the speakerphone on their cell phone in the dining area. Completely oblivious.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck off

      Drop the carbs and watch how quickly you start dropping water weight and lowering blood pressure.

      It’s not the salt, you lying assholes.

    • kbolino

      After awhile, you start to realize that the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on “unhealthy” food, etc. is not meant to be won. The thing is its own purpose: control. Politics is about rewarding your friends and punishing your enemies. Having more ways to do that is always preferable to having fewer.

      • Mojeaux

        They started the war on unhealthy food started with the food pyramid, demonizing fat. What do you replace fat with when it’s outlawed? Sugar. Nobody would eat your products otherwise.

        Funny how diabetes and obesity really gained traction after the food pyramid was introduced as scientific fact.

        Low carb was known to mitigate or prevent diabetes back in the early 1900s.

      • juris imprudent

        Someone once said war is the health of the state, right? Must’ve had some kinda clue or something.

      • AlexinCT

        As I tell the idiots that vote for government to solve their problems: no politician or government bureaucrat wants to solve any problem or they would be out of a job. What they want is more of them to keep you voting for them.

    • Rebel Scum

      You need salt to survive and the gov’t recommendation for intake is already too low. Fuck off.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Internet has been spotty past couple of days and I love getting messages from the company that offload their problem to me. “We see you are having trouble getting online” “It appears you have an issue”

      No…everything is good on my end. Now stop blaming me and fix your shit.

      • CPRM

        Hey, Cox built a nice little arena for Rebels Basketball! STFU about your internet!

        (The old basketball court was turned into an art gallery and (when I was there) had the old Rebels mascot still painted on the floor, I’m guessing that is gone now.)

    • Ownbestenemy

      Grrr…I need coffee

      • PieInTheSky

        I recommend Kenyan

      • R C Dean

        The knock on Kenyan (and Ethiopian) coffees is they tend to be on the acidic side. Mrs. Dean can’t drink them for that reason.

        I like ’em. A light to medium roast, generally.

      • PieInTheSky

        tend to be on the acidic side – that is their number one appeal

      • Not Adahn

        Not a fan of African coffees… except for yrga cheffe. Which is possibly my favorite.

    • waffles

      I know. I can’t imagine a worse choice to come after Wolf.

      • juris imprudent

        The two Republican assholes in the last primary so thoroughly turned me off I wouldn’t vote for the winner against Wolf. I opted to not vote at all (there wasn’t even a Libertarian nutcase on the ballot) for governor.

    • creech

      By 2023, he will be Governor Shapiro. But he will still be an asshole.

    • PieInTheSky

      accountability bro

      • CPRM
    • Ownbestenemy

      It’s like Hitler to the Germans. Just never speak his name and nothing ever happened.

    • Shpip

      Buccaneers removing Jon Gruden from team’s Ring of Honor

      I’m guessing that they’ll remove the Lombardi Trophy that he coached the team to from their front office as well. No? Well, why not?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Unless those fucking hypocrites give back all the money they made because of gruden, They wont change my mind that Gruden got shafted.

  57. Sensei

    The 2022 BMW i4 is the electric BMW sedan you’ve been waiting for

    The grill remains ridiculous. And in a desire to out Tesla they took the biggest screen they could find, used two or three of them and stuck it across the entire dashboard.

    I’m sure it actually drives quite well. What I’ll be curious about is the reliability. My experience with BMW is that have 15 to 25 Canbus devices controlling everything in the car. And they break regularly. They are a PITA for people with non dealer scan tools to diagnose. They are also usually a PITA to get to.

    My Model 3 has only three body control modules. They do everything from manage the HVAC to control the seats and work the headlights and wipers and all the rest of the non driving functions.

    • PieInTheSky

      Walking on the sidewalk I almost tripped on a cable someone was using to charge their car.

  58. Festus

    Mojo! Sorry to hear that it didn’t go as planned. Did you at least get to watch some sexy-times? Next time, Robo-Sexy!

    • Mojeaux

      Nah, bruh, no sessytimes. Just dozing in my recliner like an old person.

  59. Sensei

    More “good” news!

    Rolling Stones retire classic rock song ‘Brown Sugar’

    The Rolling Stones retired one of their most popular rock songs due to lyrics that depict the horrors of slavery.

    The Stones have not played the 1971 hit “Brown Sugar” on their current tour and said the blues classic has been removed from their setlist.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Probably an unpopular opinion, but they should retire Sympathy for the Devil.

      I can’t be the only one annoyed by the woo-wooing the entire song.

      • kinnath

        One of my favorite stone’s tunes.

      • Tundra

        My favorite.

        Soon to be retired, I’m sure.

    • CPRM

      So, they’re not playing it because it says slavery is bad?

    • juris imprudent

      Uh-huh, and Some Girls?

    • Lackadaisical

      My wife uploaded all her music to the gulag and deleted it off her computer HD to ‘save space’. She now has no music.

      Anyway, I have a copy of Brown Sugar and will play it whenever I want.

    • wdalasio

      I thought it had been established more than 40 years ago that Brown Sugar was the Stones basically acknowledging that they were ripping off black blues music?

      Meh. We live in an age of retards, I guess.

  60. PieInTheSky

    Ivermectin as a SARS-CoV-2 Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis Method in Healthcare Workers: A Propensity Score-Matched Retrospective Cohort Study

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34513523/

    • Grummun

      Study conducted in Domincan Republic because you couldn’t run a study on Ivermectin in the US.

    • Urthona

      Note that “significant” means statistically. It’s 2%.

      I’m not saying people shouldn’t take it if they want, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Waste of time.

      • Grummun

        I read that as 1.8% infection rate in the study group vs 6.6% in the control group, 75% drop. p-value of 0.006 is not huge, but it’s what passes for significant these days.

  61. Pope Jimbo

    Kudos to CPRM. Wisconsin once again dominates the “Drunkest Counties in the US” competition.

    The Midwest is home to the 50 drunkest counties in the United States, including one in Minnesota and a whopping 41 in Wisconsin.

    24/7 Wall St. identified the 50 drunkest counties in the U.S out of 3,106 counties using data from the 2021 County Health Rankings and Roadmap report by Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the University of Wisconsin Population Health Institute

    • CPRM

      My county isn’t on the list. I blame the methodology: “The rate of excessive drinking is defined as the share of adults who report either binge drinking or heavy drinking in the past 30 days.” Who do you report it to?

      Binge drinking is defined as consuming in a single occasion four or more drinks for a woman, or consuming five or more drinks for a man. Heavy drinking is defined as consuming more than one drink per day on average for a woman or consuming more than two drinks per day for a man.

      5 drinks? that’s called breakfast.

      • Urthona

        I see. Wisconsin is the state where people are the least likely to lie about drinking.

      • R C Dean

        What are they counting as a “drink”? An ounce of ethanol?

        One or two drinks per day is heavy drinking? Getouttahere.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m guessing a fifth.

      • slumbrew

        More creeping neo-prohibitionism. Heavy drinking as 2+ drinks a day is rediculous.

        Don Draper laughs at your bullshit definitions.

  62. PieInTheSky

    Bulgaria announced the sinking of the ship with toxic urea cargo

    https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/short_news/bulgaria-announced-the-sinking-of-the-ship-with-toxic-urea-cargo/

    goddamn Bulgarians messing up the Black Sea.

    “The Turkish ship Vera Su, which hit the shore near the protected area ‘Yailata’ in the northern part of the Bulgarian Black Sea coast, has sunk. It has 3,000 tons of urea on board, which could cause an ecological catastrophe in the Kaliakra Nature Reserve, home to many protected seabirds and endangered marine species.”

    Also goddamn turks.

    “Greenpeace expressed its anger at the negligence of the Bulgarian authorities and warned about the possible irreversible consequences for the environment.”

    I am sure expressing anger will help.

    • UnCivilServant

      Isn’te urea just piss?

      Urea serves an important role in the metabolism of nitrogen-containing compounds by animals and is the main nitrogen-containing substance in the urine of mammals. It is a colorless, odorless solid, highly soluble in water, and practically non-toxic (LD50 is 15 g/kg for rats).[6] Dissolved in water, it is neither acidic nor alkaline.

      I’m pretty sure the Black Sea will be able to bounce back from getting pissed in.

      • Mojeaux

        A buildup in the body causes gout.

      • UnCivilServant

        Kidney disfunction is a horrible thing.

        But that quantity going into a body of water the size of the Black Sea is going to dissipate relatively quickly, and being a very common organic compound, it’ll be broken down soon enough. We might see a bloom in some species not normally so fertilized, but it’s too early to freak out.

      • Mojeaux

        I know, just passing along randomidities, a la Cliff Claven.

      • PieInTheSky

        well too much nitrogen fertilizer hurts soil, I assume the sea is the same.

      • Not Adahn

        algae blooms, fish kills…

    • Lackadaisical

      3000 tons doesn’t sound like a lot, but I guess I’m not sure what normal concentrations are like. Once you start dealing with seas/(real)lakes and oceans, things get massive in quantity.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        We used to have a saying in the nuclear Navy. Dilution is the solution.

        75% of the Earths surface dilutes anything man can come up with.

    • R C Dean

      irreversible consequences for the environment

      There are very few “irreversible” consequences. Chernobyl has recovered. The big oil spills generally are recovered within a few years.

      • Akira

        Yea, people have a vastly distorted image of how fragile the environment actually is. Whenever some hydroelectric dam or oil pipeline might negatively impact some species or another, there are tons of protests to “save” them, then the project goes through and they just adapt or move to a different habitat a short distance away.

        Nature adapts and overcomes, but we’re led to believe that if one species suffers an inconvenience, they’re all going to die, then every species that depends on that one will die, and so on until the whole planet is a barren wasteland.

  63. Mojeaux

    If that rocket blows up, I’m sure Shatner will have LOVED going out that way.

    • db

      It was cool they played the intercom audio between the passengers on the way down. Shatner seemed pretty impressed.

  64. Tundra

    Text from daughter:

    “only girl in the weight room again lol”

    • UnCivilServant

      So, she goes to the gym when it’s otherwise empty?

    • PieInTheSky

      what is her age so I can have a proper reply?

      • Tundra

        19. Knock yourself out.

      • PieInTheSky

        Strange age not really proper but not that creepy either. Is she wearing yoga pants or booty shorts in the gym?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pie going in for the kill.

      • juris imprudent

        Tundra, the gloves dropped.

      • Tundra

        Nah, after years of CPRM, I’m immune.

        I expected this sharing her tweet, anyway!

        I’m just proud of her for lifting three times a week. She’s getting pretty strong.

      • db

        oh. Sharing her *tweet.*

        I read that wrong, and started checking to make sure my browser wasn’t blocking images.

      • CPRM

        Hey! Hounding Tundra about his daughter’s status in The Glibs Breeding Program is my gig!

      • PieInTheSky

        As I said countless times I am only in it for the green card.

      • db

        Glibs Breeding Program? Is that like the Howard Families, but an attempt to select for a lack of social filters rather than longevity?

    • Urthona

      The rest skipped leg day. They’ll pay later.

  65. PieInTheSky

    One Serb was shot and six police officers injured on Wednesday when police fired tear gas to disperse a crowd that became hostile after raids on suspected smugglers in a volatile area of Kosovo populated by the Serb minority.

    Kosovo police said officers met resistance in Mitrovica as they carried out an operation to seize smuggled goods in several towns on Wednesday.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kosovo-police-fire-teargas-disperse-serb-crowd-mitrovica-2021-10-13/

    I would say Serb lives matter but not really.

    • Lackadaisical

      I’ve always had a soft spot for Serbs.

  66. Ownbestenemy

    A moment of silence for covid deaths on this managers meetings….so fucking tedious. No moment for my family members that died…you know…normally? I bet the FAA had more deaths by other means than we did from COVID.

    • Drake

      I bet the FAA will have way more vaccine related deaths than covid deaths by this time next year.

  67. db

    Shatner doesn’t want to be doused in champagne

  68. db

    Shatner just said to Bezos (unscripted) “What you have just given me is the most profound experience in life. I hope I never recover from it.”

    • db

      He’s absolutely loving it

  69. PieInTheSky

    TikToker wins ‘lumpy’ oat milk war with Lidl

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58887591

    I remember when my friend in duchland said thy had an oatly shortage and no other brand was as good for coffee. I still take the one that comes form mammalian tits.

    • rhywun

      You mean it’s not supposed to be lumpy? ?

  70. Not Adahn

    Is it wrong that I’m planning on when to take lunch based around when the SF post drops?

    • UnCivilServant

      It depends, are you planning to read the post while you eat?

      You can always put that off until later.

    • db

      Unexpected? no
      Unjustifiable? no
      Wrong and naughty? oh so very yes

    • rhywun

      Oh lord, it’s Wednesday, isn’t it.

      • UnCivilServant

        That reminds me, why are the days of the week named for Pagan gods?

  71. kinnath

    Local news says that MidAmerican Energy is predicting heating bills will be 46% to 96% higher this winter.

    Thanks Joe Biden.

    • Sean

      Yikes.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Shouldn’t be super shocked though. The Climate Crusaders have always made it pretty clear that they want energy prices to increase so people will clamor for “alternative energy”.

    • rhywun

      Mine is included in the rent and it’s radiators so I guess I can look forward to the landlord dialing it down on us.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    French girls, they want Cartier

    Italian girls want cars

    American girls want everything in the world that you can possibly imagine!

    So triggering. Such misogynist.

  73. The Late P Brooks

    I would say Serb lives matter but not really.

    That’s the spirit!