CRYPTID THANKSGIVING OPEN POST

by | Nov 25, 2021 | Admin, Open Post | 192 comments

SMITH FAMILY INVITE ALL FRENS, BUT NOT WENDIGO, HIM TOO MUCH!

 

SMITH FAMILY JUT WANT SAY HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. WE BUSY COOKING, SO GIVE YOU OPEN POST.

DINNER SOON!

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM SEA SMITH!

 

YOU KNOW WHAT NEXT HOLIDAY FOR SMITH FAMILY?

 

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192 Comments

  1. DEG

    WE BUSY COOKING, SO GIVE YOU OPEN POST.

    I’ll be busy finishing yard work soon. Rain is coming in and I want this work done.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  2. Mojeaux

    Back is about 80% better, so it’s time for me to make some pecan pie.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      “Exxxxxxxcellent, Smithers.”

    • Aloysious

      (❁´◡`❁)

    • DEG

      Back is about 80% better

      Excellent.

      Mmmm… pecan pie.

    • Nephilium

      May the crusts come out as flaky as you would like them to.

    • Mojeaux

      Yeah, so about that pie…

      Just found out my oven runs REALLY hot. 10 minutes before the shortest time according to the recipe, I happened to look at it and blammy. Very very dark brown pastry.

      Now, do I show up to dinner with that or not? I was the only one who wanted it.

      • Nephilium

        Do you have something else to bring? If so, I’ve definitively left things at home I was planning on bringing because they didn’t come out to my standards. It doesn’t mean I didn’t eat my mistakes later on, but I didn’t force others to eat them.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh yes, I am responsible for spuds and green beans. The pecan pie was just for me and all 0.33 people who might also like a piece.

      • Count Potato

        Did you check the thermostat? 🙂

        Glad to here your back is better. Avoid sitting, and try to walk as much as you can.

      • Mojeaux

        Re not sitting and walking around–found that out cooking. Back is much better now.

      • hayeksplosives

        Glad your back is going to let you enjoy the day! 🙂

      • Penguin

        Hi-X – thought you might want to take a look at . Michael Malice discusses succulents.

  3. CPRM

    On the Aaron Rodgers toe thing, CBS Sports radio was trash talking Rodgers about him calling out the WSJ for publishing that he had COVID toe. ‘He wasn’t to be taken seriously, we have to report what he says.’

    Here is the context. (Bonus Big Lebowski reference). As good a journiliziming as writing that all of Trump’s shitty jokes were serious threats from Orange Hitler.

    • Ted S.

      Rodgers is a covid heretic, so everything he says must be taken out of context and twisted in an attempt to humiliate him.

    • DEG

      🙂

    • hayeksplosives

      Ah, a classic!

    • rhywun

      LOL ?

    • Not Adahn

      What the hell you watch that communist shit?

      LOL

      • MikeS

        Best line, for sure. lololol

    • Tundra

      Beautiful memories. Thanks!

  4. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    Have a great Thanksgiving, American Glibbies!

    I shall give a nod to your celebration by . . .

        . . . uhm . . .

    . . . aw, screw it. I’ll just open a bottle of wine and toast youse folks.

    • Nephilium

      A bottle? You need to overindulge, eat mass amounts of carb laden food, then blame the small amount of tryptophan in the turkey for falling asleep on the couch.

  5. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    I hear tell that Native/French-Canadian Wendigo is kind of a dick.

  6. MikeS

    I’m off to NoDak Matt’s to eat and drink too much. I hope all you Glibs have a great day!

    I’ll leave you with a groovy tune that is accompanied by a (I assume) Q-approved video.

    • DEG

      Great band.

  7. Suthenboy

    Huh. I am too lazy and short on time to look further for the text of Ahmad ibn Fadlan’s accounts of his travels. I suppose it contains too much political incorrect content. All I can find are descriptions of what he wrote about, not the actual text translated.
    One of the most interesting parts of it describe a large, hairy man-like beast that the Rus kept in a cage for display. They explained to Fadlan that the beast was a monster from their homeland that had a habit of eating the Rus’s children so they would kill them at every opportunity.
    My suspicion is that this critter was a Neanderthal which means they had survived up until the 9th century at least. It also tells me that our fear of the dark and propensity for believing in the boogy man and various other cryptids is grounded in a fear of real monsters that mankind encountered in the distant past. Those monsters may no longer exist but our bred-in fear of them certainly does.

    Ok…time for a shower. I re-heated the dressing and the smell is killing me. I cant wait to eat some.
    I hope everyone has a fantastic Thanksgiving day. Oh…dont forget to deprogram your family members over some turkey and dressing. It is an excellent opportunity to brainwa….I mean set them strait. I am sure they will thank you and endear you to them, assuring a follow up invitation next year.

    • CPRM

      The John Chriton written (partially directed) 13th Warrior is Beowulf as though it were from the journals of Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan.

      • Suthenboy

        I am familiar with it.

        People dont…hell, cant…just make things up out of thin air. Everything we imagine is based on something we have experienced in reality. It is difficult to say how accurate we can extrapolate backwards into the barely known, unrecorded past but our myths and legends are not based on nothing, that is for certain.

  8. DEG

    Time for some lunch and yard work.

  9. commodious spittoon

    Seen on the road: hand-painted sign hanging on a fence reading: Thank You “Essential Staff”

    • Penguin

      I had a girlfriend who used to thank me with that sign.

      Not no more *sniffs*

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        ?
        “Once your girlfriend had potential
        to tell you that your staff’s essential . . . ” ?

        {sung to the tune of “Vatican Rag” by Tom Lehrer}

  10. l0b0t

    In Florida, he is known as Skunk Ape, there is no Swamp Ape.

    Neph, I think I might make one of those Sleepy Scotsman drinks tonight; it looked delicious. Lasagna is in the oven, the 3 pizzas have been created (the kids looked like The Little Rascals by the end) and consumed. I’m drinking a Baltic porter from Zwiec (9.6%ABV) as they are $2 ea. at the Key Foods.
    I am thankful for and love each and every one of you. I would likely be dead or incarcerated if it weren’t for this wee oasis of sanity for this fish out of water in a world I never made.

    • Nephilium

      When I started double checking on my supplies to make it, I was worried that I had no beef soup stock. Thankfully, I found my jar of it so all is good. The lemon juice seems an outlier in that recipe, but I’ve never made it so for the first one, I will follow the recipe.

      Soup is still simmering, and ready to be eaten. Girlfriend went back to bed to take a nap. I’m sitting here sipping a Celebration ale, after pulling up a 2014 Victory Old Horizontal (that was picked up a couple years ago for about $3/22 ounce bottle) to put into the fridge.

      I’ve spent most of the day playing Cyberpunk 2077 (GOG had it for 50% off). I’m surprised it’s still as buggy as it is, this long after the release.

  11. hayeksplosives

    We got an offer on our Cali house yesterday. Our real estate agent countered to spilt the difference between the list price and the buyer’s first offer.

    Buyers accepted. We signed the acceptance yesterday, and the 30 day escrow period clock started Nov 24. The buyers are putting about half down, so it’s likely not going to fall through due to financial issues on their part.

    We are thankful for that.

    After April 15, I will be done with California.

    • kinnath

      Congrats

    • Cy Esquire

      Where to?

      • hayeksplosives

        We have moved to the Nevada desert! So far it suits us just fine. Though it is odd not to have condensation on the outside of a cold glass of iced tea…

      • slumbrew

        She’s exploiting alien technology at Area 51 these days

      • Ted S.

        She’s already in Nevada. I’m assuming April 15 refers to the end of 2021 taxes.

      • hayeksplosives

        That is correct. California is going to tax us to death in punishment for getting the hell out.

    • Grummun

      done with California

      ::turns head and spits::

    • juris imprudent

      Congrats! And you aren’t done with California until Franchise Tax Board says you are!

      • hayeksplosives

        Ugh, I know.

        The new company paid enough to reimburse moving expenses to cover the income tax, but that is just federal, not state.

        I might have to get an accountant for my taxes this time around.

    • Tundra

      Congrats!

    • Mojeaux

      w00h00!!!

    • hayeksplosives

      Thanks, Glibs!

      Many of you told me 3.5 years ago that I was nuts to move to California. You were right. But it was not all bad, and it was a step on life’s journey.

      And it’s just a 5 hour drive if I miss the beach 🙂

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, as much as I bag on the state – in its current state – it was a great place to grow up. Get rid of half the population and it might be livable again.

      • Ted S.

        There isn’t enough sand in Nevada?

    • DEG

      Congratulations!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      AWESOME!

    • CPRM

      Fucking Squanto was a Twinkie Red Velvet Cream puff!

    • Suthenboy

      Stupid fucks. They actually believe the nonsense that is the modern account of what happened?

      There was a terrible drought and widespread hunger not only for the Europeans but for the Indians as well. They called a truce and pooled their resources so that everyone could eat. The pumpkin pie tradition symbolises the fact that nearly the only food the settlers had to contribute was pumpkin. The settlers survived on a diet of nearly only pumpkin for over a year. Many accounts of the time contain declarations that the writer would never again eat pumpkin.
      The Indians benefitted from that event as much as the Europeans did.

      So these assholes are trying to guilt-trip whites? Look, I already have a mommy I dont need that shit from them too. They can go blow it out of their ass somewhere else. Oh, did they say how much they want, or is this just a front end setup for a demand for money to come later?

      • juris imprudent

        So these assholes are trying to guilt-trip whites?

        Sure, the suckers aren’t in the casinos today.

      • Not an Economist

        Thanksgiving has become a symbol of every shitty thing that ever happened to the American Indians. Doesn’t matter the cause, if it wasn’t for Thanksgiving, it wouldn’t have happened.

    • rhywun

      Participants will beat drums, offer prayers and condemn what organizers describe as “the unjust system based on racism, settler colonialism, sexism, homophobia and the profit-driven destruction of the Earth”

      Red Lives Matter

      Seriously, that program is just “generic protest template” these days.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        So there will be puppets too?

      • dbleagle

        Guess the lesson is to not lose a series of wars to a technologically superior opponent.

        You know the same as an entire series of now dead cultures learned. Hell, even the winners like SPQR eventually succumbed to history.

      • limey

        In some ways it’s not as bad as losing to a technologically inferior opponent.

      • Penguin

        I should’ve got a few of my nephews near there to wear MAGA hats there.

        Could’ve made bank.

    • Penguin

      The main asshole in the picture is wearing jeans, what looks like a t-shirt, and a hipster hat.

      Fucker’s appropriating western culture.

    • Suthenboy

      I have a hunger for knowledge, I always have had it. However, other people’s love life is not not the list of things I want to know about.

    • Q Continuum

      ‘My wife’s girlfriend is in town. Can the three of us come on board and get freaky?’

      I never thought this would happen to me…

      • Not Adahn

        Does owning a plane get more easy women than owning a boat?

        I’m guessing not.

      • DEG

        According to a former coworker who is a private pilot, it gets women. My guess based on what I’ve heard through him is you are correct: Boats get more easy women.

      • Q Continuum

        Both boats and planes = $$$
        $$$ = women
        Boats, however, are more conducive to all day drinking and laying out in bathing suits. Therefore: sex on boats > sex on planes.

      • Sean

        Solid case. Well presented.

  12. l0b0t

    KK, I hope your friend is ok.

  13. JG43

    Happy Thanksgiving! I’m making my second batch of green bean casserole this time with the golden mushroom soup as one of you suggested. Smells delicious. I still put my usual “secret ingredients” in: minced shallots and mushrooms sauteed in butter and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. I also like to top it with a mixture of french onions and chow mien noodles for a little extra crunch.

    Now I’m going to have beer or three.

    • C. Anacreon

      I offered to make a green bean casserole as my contribution today. “Yuk!” replied my wife. I said, “but you like green beans, mushroom soup and fried onions,”. Her answer was, “but I don’t like them together“. Sigh. At least there’s punkin pie.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “Native Americans gather to mourn….”

    What are the odds they’ll be woefully outnumbered by white-eye liberals?

    • Nephilium

      The girlfriend is on one now. As it’s a holiday, and I’m home, so I’ll kick one off at 20:00 Eastern. Link (as usual) here:

      Zoom/Happy Hour/Cocktail reviews

  15. Count Potato

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    From Tundra’s twatter link:

    I’m thankful to live in America, the land of the free. -Mike Pompeo

    ????

    Not sure if serious.

    • C. Anacreon

      No longer the “home of the brave”, though.
      Watching the Macy’s Parade, and there’s a lot of people sitting alone on floats, outside, with masks on. I’m sure by now someone has told them they have absolutely zero chance of catching covid while alone outside, but let’s never let facts get in the way of a good health panic.

      p.s. I’ve also noticed that the people who wear masks alone outside also tend to be very smug about how smart they are. Am I the only one noticing this?

      • Count Potato

        Scientists realize how little they know. The I LOVE SCIENCE people think they know everything.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I’ve also noticed that the people who wear masks alone outside also tend to be very smug about how smart they are. Am I the only one noticing this?

        Why are you talking to people who wear masks outside?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Sometimes, the virtuous masked force themselves upon you, kinda like virtue-signaling rape.

  17. l0b0t

    Ever since one Turkey Day in Army back in 1991, I’ve always watched Harold & Maude on Thanksgiving. This year, I just can’t; too emotional. Cat Steven’s Trouble makes me weep.

    • KSuellington

      Two years ago I started the Thanksgiving tradition of watching Captain Ron after dinner. Hilarious flick, It will not make you sad.

      • dbleagle

        “Hey said gorilla, not guerilla. GORILLA, GUERILLA. Huge difference.”

        In fact, we used a few lines from the movie today while sailing.

      • Ted S.

        Dad and I watched Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House at dinner since it was on. The movie is almost 75 years old, but it’s still funny because it’s true.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I hope you had a ham dinner to go with it.

      • C. Anacreon

        Our black maid just came up with the slogan for an ad campaign, which I will take credit for, that saved my career and us from bankruptcy and losing the house we just built.

        “Give her a ten dollar raise!”

        That’s actually what happens in the movie, the exact line IIRC. Makes it easy to understand better why some might resent that era.

      • l0b0t

        I thought that Gussie also starred in the Wham ad campaign?

      • Ted S.

        She was probably boning Bill Cole.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Nobility of dissent not so noble now?

    A Nantucket man presented Biden’s motorcade with the middle finger Thursday as the unpopular commander in chief made the holiday stop during his stay at a billionaire’s island compound.

    ——-

    Biden has received ugly welcomes during other recent trips to the heavily Democratic Northeast.

    In September, North Jersey residents heckled Biden and also gave his motorcade middle fingers. “Resign, you tyrant!” one man shouted as Biden toured a storm-damaged neighborhood.

    And last month, Biden told a child on a Connecticut playground that “I like kids better than people” — as a crowd nearby bellowed “F–k Joe Biden!”

    I remember when they wanted to give the Medal of Freedom to that woman who flipped President Cartoon Villain off.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I think that woman won some elected position.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    p.s. I’ve also noticed that the people who wear masks alone outside also tend to be very smug about how smart they are. Am I the only one noticing this?

    No, you’re not. They also seem to be predominantly female.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    And- I was talking to my friend this morning about some dumb bullshit; shutting down pipelines so oil goes by rail in tank cars, it was.

    He said, “That’s what Biden’s handlers told hm to do.”

    Blaming “the handlers” and looking at Biden as some sort of obedient puppet gives him a pass he doesn’t deserve. He obviously is an eager collaborator in this shitshow.

    Look at his nominees. Listen to what he says. He’s in it neck deep. He’s no patsy.

    • Tonio

      “If only Comrade Stalin knew.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yet it’s quite possible that Comrade Joe doesn’t actually know.

  21. Tonio

    Just a reminder that there will be no PM links today, because holiday.

    You can continue to get your Glib on here until Glibflick rolls around at 7:00 PM Glib Time.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all.

    • Count Potato

      What is tonight’s glibflick?

  22. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I got booted from the hospital when my friend got wheeled up to surgery prep. Non-complicated appendicitis. They thought they might discharge her tonight, but her procedure is slightly delayed, so they may end up keeping her overnight. I hope they do keep her, because she’ll need robust pain management.

    I’m home (well, at neighbor’s house) about to eat the turkey that neighbor ended up cooking.

    • DEG

      Sorry. I hope things go well for her.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Friend will be kept overnight. She has a pretty bad infection due to the appendix. I really hope these motherfuckers I work with don’t send a bunch of tickets my way. I have a feeling I will be running around a lot tomorrow.

      • Sean

        Sorry to hear about your friend.

    • Count Potato

      I hope she’s OK.

  23. Trigger Hippie

    No bitching about my personal life or the state of the world today. No snark, no hate.

    I love you all.

      • Not Adahn

        So when you’re pouring the foundation for a house, will a body placed there negatively affect the lifetime of the concrete? Would you need to put a thicker moisture liner in?

  24. IRBE

    Happy Thanksgiving to one, all and this site! Great hiking weather and beautiful hike this morning. Lost $100 to my son shooting archery for dollars. I thought I had beaten him but he hit 3 straight bulls on the last round.

    Turkey on the smoker; hour to go. Finishing the rest of the sides, popping open a Stella and about to cue of Alice’s Restaurant.

    Plan is to over indulge on carbs and alcohol. Plan success is high likely…

    Group W Glib-benchers: Stay active and stay well..maybe skip a meal this weekend.

  25. rhywun

    I love an afternoon nap with pleasant dreams mixing with what’s on TV. I might have to go for another one later.

  26. Not Adahn

    Another hour and fifteen minutes and the turkey comes out, then the only thing left to make is the gravy the dripping will provide.

    I was going to make a French 75 since I’m having Gruet with dinner, but I’m out of lemons.

    • hayeksplosives

      My Turkey is coming out of the oven in 10 minutes to rest while I make the gravy and bake the rolls.

      It’s coming together…

      • Not Adahn

        The gravy was fantabulous.

        This is the first Thanksgiving with a pup that I let in the house. It really changes how you have to handle carving and packing the leftover turkey.

      • Ted S.

        We had one of those boneless 3-lb. Butterball breast things. Sonny was staring very intently at Dad and trying to get his nose up on the kitchen island.

        I had a Muscadet with dinner.

      • juris imprudent

        You also don’t have to worry about picking up scraps from the floor.

    • slumbrew

      We polished off a bottle of Gruet rosé earlier. A fine choice!

    • Q Continuum

      NEW MEXICO HEYOO

  27. Lady Z

    It’s been a pretty good day. Hike with the hubby and doggo, charcuterie and beers on the patio, and it’s about time to start roasting the duck. I know I don’t pop in often, but I love you people. Happy Thanksgiving.

    • slumbrew

      ?
      I like that these holiday posts bring out the lurkers and semi-lurkers.

      Happy Thanksgiving to all of you people!

  28. Nephilium

    Currently watching Bruce Campbell in the (so far) gloriously cheesy Black Friday.

    • Q Continuum

      Just wait for the mail-in vaccines.

    • rhywun

      Now they can just add them to the vid death list.

    • Nephilium

      Just wait until the definition of “fully vaccinated” changes again.

    • juris imprudent

      What a lovely statement on the competence of our govt, at both levels.

    • R C Dean

      No word on how they thought they had given a million ore vaccines than they actually had. Why do I suspect we paid for a million more vaccines than were actually given?

  29. Sean

    So, getting turkey today was harder than it should have been. The first Boston Market apparently now identifies as a Wendys. *sigh* We were just there last year!

    The next closest didnt answer their phone. Fuck it, let’s go anyway. Only doing preordered catered meals. No in store purchasing. Grrrrr.

    Call the next closest one. Yes, we’re selling food. Third time is the charm. Yay. Headed on over and got our stuff.

    Definately added some extra time to our travels. Traffic was pretty light though.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Yeah, looked like early Sunday morning traffic around here. Mrs.MYB and I took in a great Chinese restaurant since it was just the two of us this year. Happy Thanksgiving! to all y’all!

  30. DEG

    I’m getting my snow tires swapped on Saturday. Just in time: First snow Sunday night into Monday.

  31. Fourscore

    Absolutely pitch black at 5:18. Some friends dropped by earlier and left me a Thanksgiving dinner. I had already had my Frozen Turkey Dinner but I’ll eat the fresh cooked one this evening. Nice folks, concerned that I’m alone.

    Good that we have the Glibs this day and every day, thanks to everyone that holds this group together and shares most of the same philosophy. This has been a winning year as more and more folks realize that our government is the cause of the problems. It’ll only get better.

    • rhywun

      Jeebus. I skipped that story this morning. What the hell is wrong with people?

      I do wonder who walks down the Parkway at 3am. Something seems missing from this story.

      • Sensei

        Only thing would be a broken down car. The road is such that you really don’t have access as a pedestrian.

        Or there is a relationship between them of some kind. There may be more to this story.

      • rhywun

        Why do we keep having to do these writers’ jobs for them?!

      • Sensei

        Mr. Toscano said that, in the early hours of Nov. 1, Mr. Santiago had recently finished a shift and was driving to a friend’s home. Mr. Toscano said Mr. Dymka had been walking against traffic in a werewolf costume, adding that it was not clear why he was walking along the highway.

        https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/25/nyregion/new-jersey-police-officer-car-home.html

        I’m not a fan of the NYT, but they generally get more info more slowly.

      • rhywun

        I guess in this case we have to contend with the usual weeks of stonewalling that is granted to cops.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Why do we keep having to do these writers’ jobs for them?!

        ‘Cause they’re dumfuxx.

      • C. Anacreon

        He worked an LGBT diner,
        No one could get hit in the Parkway finer.
        ..

        /Billy Joel

      • westernsloper

        BOOOO!

  32. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just got back from two Turkey dinners, both wonderful, and all completely female, except for myself. I carved the turkeys and watched it snow,
    Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

    • Sean

      Pimpin ain’t easy.

      Did you take time to mansplain the proper way to carve?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I showed them the proper way to use a long Steel, most were my nieces, so it wasn’t all that, except teen girls are still psycho, and Angela still digs me,

  33. Ownbestenemy

    Dinner success. Sourdough stuffing was awesome. Turkey awesome. Taters mashed with gravy awesome. Beer…..next

    • juris imprudent

      Are there sourdough breadcrumbs, or was that home-made?

  34. juris imprudent

    Had a big plate of ribs that were absolute perfection (dry-rubbed, 4 hrs @ 225), baked beans, onion rings and cole slaw — take that tradition!

    On my second tall mug of shwarzbier. Dessert still to come, and a final digestif of some type.

    Portland is on the verge of knocking Colorado out of the MLS playoffs. Surprised that no one ever commented on how CA and TX got shut out of the playoffs – all six teams.

    • rhywun

      I noted with pleasure that both LA teams are out but other than NYCFC I am not paying too much attention this year.

    • juris imprudent

      This is one of those dilemma things isn’t it? You want to enjoy that such an asshole had to grovel, but you hate who he groveled to.

      • hayeksplosives

        I wonder if Musk will pile on. He hates JP Morgan, he hates communism, but he also has a Tesla plant in China…

      • Sensei

        Yup.

        Musk has had to grovel to the CCP. My bet is he stays silent here.

      • grrizzly

        I don’t care enough about Dimon to really enjoy his beclowning himself. I find it much more depressing that so many Western institutions are effectively controlled by the CCP.

      • Sensei

        + 1 NBA

      • rhywun

        This. It’s getting a little ridiculous.

      • Winston

        I find it much more depressing that so many Western institutions are effectively controlled by the CCP.

        Civilizing effects of free trade..

    • rhywun

      Boss.

  35. hayeksplosives

    Tryptophan is a helluva drug.

    Nap time!

    • hayeksplosives

      I wish we could send those morons 1500 years in the past and see what their priorities are in that setting.

      • Q Continuum

        “??????????????✨
        @CausingTrebleTV
        ·
        Nov 23
        Replying to
        @peta
        God I wish I was the turkey ??”

        LOL

    • Suthenboy

      They are just a bunch of low rent grifters. They could care less about critters. It is all about donations for that lot.

    • Sensei

      Do we have an idea where this trained professional was?

      • Sean

        Nope.

    • R C Dean

      I did larf at “Finnish her”.

      • Suthenboy

        The rifle dude does NOT know how to hold a rifle. Ouch.

  36. IRBE

    Guttural sound, loud and long; dog vomits up 2 gizzards and 1 turkey kidney….”she just yaking up a bone…” –Cousin Eddie

    • Ted S.

      It’s all the fault of those unvaccinated 13%.

  37. Gustave Lytton

    I can’t stand the sound of Tulsi’s voice. I’d rather have nails driven into my eardrums.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      She can drive nails into my eardrums anytime she wants.

  38. westernsloper

    Yep, I am going to link to link to this on this day. Hope you all had/having a great day!

    • rhywun

      some on social media who have gone to early screenings have called out a particular part of the film that they describe as racist

      STOP THE PRESSES! NATIONAL NEWS EVENT!!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Unless they both learned their English in London’s East End.

      Seriously. The Spousal Unit and I flew from Heathrow to Charles de Gaulle once and we had a pilot on Air France who’d obviously learned his English from someone who was a Cockney. When he made the approach announcement, I understood this guy’s French better than I understood his “English.”

      • Sensei

        I’m always very impressed when I hear an English as a second language speaker speak with a distinctly British accent as opposed to just their native language’s accent.

      • mikey

        When we lived in Germany to help with my German I’d watch a How To Speak English TV show.
        It was funny it was so upper-class Brit.

  39. Tres Cool

    Im off to work, kids.
    Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.

    And in honor of the season…

    Why do native americans hate snow?
    Because it’s white and settles on their land.

    /sees myself out

  40. hayeksplosives

    My cat has never had turkey before tonight. I tossed him a few bits as I was removing the usable leftover turkey meat from the carcass to put in the fridge.

    He’s a fan.

    I’ve created a monster.

  41. hayeksplosives

    Oh FFS.

    Look at this ridiculous “sky is falling” article on the new variant of COVID.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

    Headline says in all caps “WORST VARIANT EVER”.

    All I could think of was the Comic Book guy on Simpsons.

    • hayeksplosives

      I realize it’s poor form to reply to oneself, but if this overwrought headline were actually true, and this new COVId variant is that bad, then it’s time to haul Fauci, the Wuhan-Tang clan and everyone involved in approving and funding the “gain of function” research in front of an international court for crimes against humanity.