¿El Martes ya? ¡Tiempo ques enlaces mexicanos!

by | Nov 9, 2021 | Daily Links | 266 comments

I get they think they need to pander to blue pilled conservatives, but there is no reason for the NFL to celebrate Veteran’s Day every year by selling olive drab colored merchandise during the entire month of November.  The camo pattern this year is particularly garish.  Think the Bundeswehr pattern with brown replaced with baby shit tan, pixelated and then turned the contrast up to 11.

 

Now for the links!

Tough times in Mexico with auto production down to its lowest levels in a decade.  Between a hurricane hitting a tourist area, and a shootout in Cancún it means one thing:  another super cheap vacation is in store for me.

Its cool, because Mexico has a gun culture.

Speaking of foreign travel, here’s a rundown of who is allowed to visit the US.

Winning an election is easy.  Its throwing everyone running against you into prison that’s hard.

Its impressive how they can find a way to grift while advocating to continue to be unbelievably poor.

 

C’mon, who hasn’t remade this one? (Its not Hey, Jude)

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266 Comments

  1. Shpip

    Brazil’s indigenous people said on Monday they would tell a U.N. climate conference that the world needs their expertise in protecting the Amazon rainforest to solve the global warming crisis.

    Revert to a subsistence lifestyle? I dunno, seems like a tough sell.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I nearly tripped over my shocked face.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      The stab

    • TARDis

      In that vein, things are bit chilly here in Chez TARDis.

      We had a yelling match over whether the definition of of vaccine had been changed. I presented my 1996 Webster’s II Dictionary as evidence. She all but threw it in my face and pushed me out of her office. Ooopsie.

      Reminds of an old saying: “Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?”
      Answer: “Both, if you please. Show me the facts, I’m man enough to accept them AND admit I’m wrong. It’s not a contest. It’s a quest for truth.”

      • Suthenboy

        “It’s not a contest. It’s a quest for truth.”
        Something most people dont understand. They dont understand the difference between argument and fighting. She Truth be damned, they just want to ‘win’ the fight.

      • Trigger Hippie

        She Truth

        Ah, yes. While sporadic, I’ve been in relationships before.

        /ducks

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m glad I don’t travel abroad, FFS! what a stupid mess!

    • Suthenboy

      They forgot one exemption: unvaccinated illegal aliens. They get a pass. What does that tell us?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        So glad I live up here in the sticks, I think you might like it here Southen, if only for a visit.

      • Bobarian LMD

        But wait about 6 months?

      • slumbrew

        Persons on diplomatic or official foreign government travel

        They’ve got Top Men on the list, so we’ve got that going for us.

      • rhywun

        Some gasbag was on one of the Sunday shows claiming that they jab up the illegals before shipping them around the country in the dead of night.

        OK, then. ?

  3. Rebel Scum

    A day after questioned elections, Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega’s government on Monday set about painting as a historic democratic victory what many of the world’s democracies condemned as a sham.

    Questioning the election is white-nationalist terrorism.

  4. Tundra

    …another super cheap vacation is in store for me.

    Tempting, but I think I’m gonna pass. They used to do a pretty good job of keeping the scumbags out of the luxury areas, but that appears to not be the case.

    • EvilSheldon

      All the dopers have moved their money out of north Cancun. Pity, really. They kept that shit under control.

  5. DEG

    This year, automakers had hoped to recover fully from COVID-19 shutdowns in 2020.

    Huh. The article said “shutdowns” instead of “the virus” or “pandemic” or anything like that.

    “Some parts of the policy are fair and some are burdensome and exclusionary, but overall the revised guidelines are based on clinical and public health evidence,” says Dr. Junaid Nabi, a senior researcher in health-care strategy at Harvard Business School.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

  6. Rebel Scum

    So everyone at Pfizer is a criminal?

    Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla is now attacking the First Amendment.

    Bourla said people who circulate misinformation about Covid jabs and dare speak ill of his product are “criminals.”

    Translation: The vaccine holdouts are costing him money so he’s going to use his platform to attack Americans exercising their rights.

    “Those people are criminals,” Bourla told Atlantic Council CEO Frederick Kempe on Tuesday. “They’re not bad people. They’re criminals because they have literally cost millions of lives.”

    Bourla said life won’t go back to normal until the vaccine holdouts take the jab.

    “The only thing that stands between the new way of life and the current way of life is, frankly, hesitancy to vaccinations,” he said.

    Go fuck yourself and die in a ditch, you tyrannical cunte.

    • ignoreLander

      In the dedthred I made a comment about this story, having clearly misread it. So if you see that, I was mistaken about the point being made, but I still think “AND” is cool….

    • B.P.

      “Bourla said life won’t go back to normal until the vaccine holdouts take the jab.”

      Yeah, I’ve already heard that one. Didn’t happen.

      ““The only thing that stands between the new way of life and the current way of life is, frankly, hesitancy to vaccinations,” he said.”

      We don’t want “the new way of life.” We want the old one.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Framing people who are against either mandates and/or the Covid shots as once again, vaccine hesitant knuckledraggers. Fuck off.

      • The Other Kevin

        When I see “new way of life” all I can think of a huge increase in his standard of living due to a pipeline of money that goes straight into his bank account.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “The only thing that stands between the new way of life and the current way of life is, frankly, hesitancy to vaccinations

        Hey fucker, I wasn’t particularly vaccine hesitant until y’all pulled this covid bullshit. Now I’m sure as hell vaccine hesitant. You burned 100% of the goodwill and trust I had in the medical system, and then some.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is going to be an all out effort to not end up hanging from a rope for those guys, so I expect the rhetoric to get even more shrill and bombastic in the near future.

      The cost of admitting their lies is now extremely high.

    • Suthenboy

      What utter horseshit.
      Misinformation thy name is Albert Bourla.

      A. the vaccinated can catch and spread the cooties so they must mask up and social distance blah blah.
      B. the unvaccinated are responsible for the spread of the cooties. They are criminals so must be charged and imprisoned for disagreeing with Albert, something for which there is no law or legitimate charge.

      Take your pick Cupcake. Which is it?

  7. hayeksplosives

    What’s the State Department’s Covid vaccine requirement for crossing the border from Mexico?

    I mean, they require one, right? Because this virus is so deadly and a clear and present danger, right?

    • KSuellington

      You don’t even need a test to walk across the border. Seriously. My buddy and his family flew down to meet us in southern Baja last summer. Because they flew from Tijuana they flew back there and walked across the border no test required. Because we flew from SFO we had to take the Vid test. Science!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yet. I hear that will be changing. For legal entries.

    • R C Dean

      Flying back:

      Vax card and negative test within the previous three days, or

      Negative test within the previous day.

      Going somewhat from memory here – I looked at it several days ago.

  8. Rebel Scum

    We all know what the real culprit is.

    President Joe Biden is repeating President Barack Obama’s strategy from ten years ago on high gas prices: he is blaming gas companies for “gouging” and forming a “task force” headed by the U.S. Attorney General to investigate the alleged abuse.

    In an interview with Cincinnati’s Local 12-WKRC on Monday, Biden responded to a question about high gas prices by saying: “I have the attorney general taking a look at whether or not these gas companies are gouging people.”

    There is no inflation.

    Prices of processed turkeys are up 40.7 percent compared with a year ago, data from the Department of Labor’s Producer Price Index showed Tuesday. That’s even after falling a seasonally adjusted one percent in October.

    It may be hard to even find turkeys in some parts of the country this year. The Wall Street Journal reported that turkeys were 60 percent out of stock. Cranberries, yams, and sweet potatoes are also low in stock.

    Grain prices are 40.8 percent higher than a year ago, driving up the prices of our largely grain-fed turkey crop. Beef and veal prices are up 41.5 percent compared with a year ago. Overall, food prices are running 10.5 percent higher than a year ago.

      • Spudalicious

        A disco revival is just around the corner.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        But I look terrible in ’70’s fashion.

      • EvilSheldon

        Not everyone can rock sideburns and a handlebar moustache…

    • The Other Kevin

      I was at Target and Walmart this weekend. It’s not every shelf, but there are definitely sections that are completely empty. Humidifiers and crackers were the ones I remember.

      • Rebel Scum

        For some reason every Food Lion I go into is short on frozen breakfast items.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Breakfast sausage has been out of stock for a week.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        No V8, most branded coffee is out, only generic, I’m stocking up again, it’s only getting more costly,

      • cyto

        It is starting to look quite Soviet.

        For you young folks, when we were growing up in the 70’s, stories about the Soviet Union included footage of empty store shelves and long lines of people waiting to buy rationed food.

        They would have “show stores” for westerners who visited that normal people were not allowed to go to… Attempting to demonstrate communist utopia with plentiful goods available to all.

        I never thought it would be possible here in the US.

    • Lord Humungus

      The local grocery store was out of diet Tonic except for the little cans.

      The next day, however, I went to another store – same chain, just a mile or so away – and there was plenty.

      Weird.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Its the 70’s all over again, without the awesome cars, Jill Ireland, or anything else that made the 70’s cool.

      • TARDis

        So hot, it’s forbidden?

      • slumbrew

        They’re not allowing hot-linking – copy & paste into a browser.

      • TARDis

        I keep forgetting that. Thanks.

      • Lord Humungus

        Works for me, sailor.

      • TARDis

        Sailor? I don’t drink that much.

      • slumbrew

        That is quite the domain name.

      • Not Adahn

        And misleading! The bobs were covered and there was no vagene in frame!

      • Ted S.

        Walkabout is on TCM tonight.

      • Lord Humungus

        That’s a strange little movie… but AG is nude quite a bit so ::shrugs::

      • Ted S.

        I never understood why she and the kid brother didn’t just go out the way they came in.

      • KSuellington

        No quaaludes, but we do have an inept President, inflation and high gas prices!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Skateboards, Farrah Fawcett, the Sex Pistols,

      • The Other Kevin

        … the beginning of The Other Kevin era….

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        But, will this rid us of the scourge of the Fake Boobs?

      • Tundra

        I was watching Lethal Weapon on the plane last week and was slightly embarrassed that they didn’t edit out the boobies (older lady sitting near me). That said, the girl who jumped had the perfect 80’s boobs, complete with tan lines.

        I leave the fakies to others.

  9. B.P.

    “Perhaps the most sweeping exception [to the vaccine requirement for entry into the U.S.] is for travelers with passports from any country where fewer than 10% of the country’s population has been vaccinated.”

    I touched on this the other day. COVID is such a grave danger that we needed to crater our economy, put the public health army in charge of all of our daily activities, etc., but if you’re from an underdeveloped nation that hasn’t adhered to the “science” you can come here. I know the folks that rule us don’t care about the blatant contradictions they rub in our faces, but in this instance they can have their science or their equity, but not both.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Can’t let San Fran upstage him.

  10. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Winning an election is easy. Its throwing everyone running against you into prison that’s hard.’

    Apparently not.

  11. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    My dad is in Spain right now. I am gobsmacked by the hoops he had to jump through to get there. The world is fucking insane.

    • Rat on a train

      Can he get into Mexico easily?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I wonder if medical coders have added “coincidence” for insurance purposes yet.

    • Ownbestenemy

      WTF….how can anyone take that seriously.

    • Endless Mike

      All I know is that the only way to take one of those out is with a sharp cut at the nape of the neck…

    • slumbrew

      They’re super serial, you guys.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      At least we know what it’s like to be ruled by children now.

      • Fourscore

        Little Anal? What’s up with that? Used to be easy when it was little a–hole.

    • Aloysious

      Looks like a troll.

    • rhywun

      WTF.

      And on “Gender Day”, even.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      That’s some real Science there.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Ahh… the puppeteers have been activated.

      This memes war.

  12. KSuellington

    “It means one thing: another super cheap vacation is in store for me.”

    It is pretty late for a hurricane to be hitting southern Baja. The area from San Jose del Cabo to La Paz is absolutely fantastic. We’ve been down there ten times in the last 11 or so years. We always rent a beach house as we don’t much dig the resort scene. We usually see more goats on the beach than people. Some unbelievable surf and offshore fishing there. El Mar de Cortez me encanta.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      If they make boosters mandatory for international flights, it’s Mexico for us from now on.

      • KSuellington

        Hey you mentioned that you were going to Tahiti soon. Where at there? I’ve always wanted to go to French Polynesia and I actually took a gander at flights from SFO and they weren’t that bad. The current Vid bullshit there seemed a bit much with our kids as they are not vaxxed, but if you are it didn’t seem that bad. Happy travels!

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        We’ll be in Moorea most of the time. We got some really inexpensive tickets, something like $800 round trip. I won’t be certain we’re going until we actually land. There’s a bunch of paperwork that we need to have in order and we have to get Covid tests tomorrow. Then there has to be enough pilots to fly the plane. We were scheduled to go in September, but French Polynesia went on lockdown so we would have been confined to our hotel.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, we are supposed to go to Turks the day after Christmas. I’m very concerned about freak lockdowns.

        On the other hand, we have an amazing insurance policy that will pay if I get the ‘vid and have to quarantine at the resort. That might not be horrible

  13. DEG

    Vaccine mandate opponents testify at NH State House

    Michael Burkett of Hudson says he’s refusing to take the COVID-19 vaccine, and on Jan. 4 under the Biden vaccine mandate, he will lose his construction job.
    “I’ve been there 32 years. I don’t blame them for it,” said Burkett, one of a few dozen opponents to the COVID-19 vaccine mandate who testified before a legislative study committee Monday in Concord.
    The six-person House and Senate panel is looking into “medical interventions including immunizations” and by Dec. 1 has to complete a report with any recommendations for 2022 legislation.
    The committee was created in a new state law that prevents anyone from being forced to be vaccinated in order to get a “public benefit” such as public assistance or admittance into a public building. The law exempts schools, day care centers and health care providers.
    “We are all living under a cloud of suppression it seems with no end in sight,” Burkett said. “I am one of many who is not willing to accept the new norm as normal.”

  14. DEG

    More on Sununu’s announcement that he won’t run for Senate

    Gov. Chris Sununu shocked the Republican political establishment from Concord to Washington, D.C. Tuesday by announcing that he is shunning a 2022 run for the U.S. Senate and will instead seek a fourth term in the State House corner office.

    Sununu had been courted by Washington Republicans to run for U.S. Senate in a match-up against with U.S. Sen. Maggie Hassan, but the governor decided against a run for national office, although he did not rule out holding a post in Washington at some point in the future.

    In fact, Sununu did not rule out a potential run for president eventually, and in the meantime, he said he would be open to serving in the Cabinet of another Republican president’s administration.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If he runs for president, maybe at a candidate townhall he can have his state troopers in the audience.

      • DEG

        Heh

  15. DEG

    Gorham, NH extends mask ordinance

    A mask ordinance will remain in effect in Gorham for at least a few more weeks.

    The ordinance has been extended until Nov. 22.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Interesting date chosen.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Heh

  16. Lord Humungus

    Some WW2 fun:

    Digby Tatham-Warter

    re: Operation Market Garden,

    During the battle, Digby wore his maroon beret instead of a helmet and waved his umbrella while walking about the defences despite heavy mortar fire. When the Germans started using tanks to cross the bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat. He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car’s observational slit and poking the driver in the eye.[1]

    Digby then noticed the chaplain pinned down by enemy fire while trying to cross the street to get to injured soldiers. Digby got to him and said “Don’t worry about the bullets, I’ve got an umbrella”. He then escorted the chaplain across the street under his umbrella. When he returned to the front line, one of his fellow officers said about his umbrella that “that thing won’t do you any good”, to which Digby replied “Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?”[7] Digby was later injured by shrapnel, which also cut open the rear of his trousers but continued to fight until A Company had run out of ammunition. Despite the radios being unreliable as Digby had predicted and the bugle calls being used most in the battle, the message “out of ammo, God save The King” was radioed out before Digby was captured.[8]

    • Swiss Servator

      So I just needed an umbrella…

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        It was the prototype for the one used in the Kingsman movie.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Was that before or after the buttsex?

      • Spudalicious

        And a bowler. That seemed to matter too.

    • slumbrew

      Sounds like a pleasant(?) combination of giant brass balls and literally crazy.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Facts first.

    Rittenhouse is captured in videos running away from the scene of the first shooting. In one video played by prosecutors, some people are heard yelling, “Why did you shoot him,” as several individuals start running after him.

    Grosskreutz, who was later injured, is seen on Rittenhouse’s left, the prosecution said. A video clip played by the state shows the moments Huber, holding a skateboard, approached Rittenhouse, who was on the ground, before getting shot and staggering away, eventually falling down.

    The clip also showed the moment of Grosskreutz’s shooting, who then ran away as Rittenhouse stood back up.

    The person recording approaches Grosskreutz, who is kneeling on the ground as he holds his bloody arm, yelling for a medic. The clip then shows Rittenhouse walking away from the scene with his hands up, as armored vehicles drive by him, and people nearby yell, “he shot them.”

    That’s some mighty fine context, CNN.

    • The Other Kevin

      That is an absolute master class in dishonesty.

    • slumbrew

      holding a skateboard, approached Rittenhouse,

      I suppose that’s technically correct – when you’re trying to kill someone by smashing them in the head with a skateboard, you are both holding the skateboard and approaching that person.

      • cyto

        This is surprisingly rampant. Almost none of the corporate media has even a mention of prosecution witnesses verifying the self defense story.

        More bizarreness… I have seen a bunch of legal analysts talking about the case from the point of view of “this victim was the nicest guy in history who selflessly helped people”….. As if that would be even the slightest bit relevant, even if it were not made up out of whole cloth.

        Really weird. A self defense case.. but they focus on how scary a gun is, how he ran away instead of rendering aid (as people are trying to kill him)… And every mention talks about white militia member white nationalist, wanted to kill someone…. Anything other than the facts or testimony.

        Why? I just don’t see why they keep picking these hills to die on.

      • The Other Kevin

        Because they’re not dying on those hills. They still have a significant part of the population convinced that Trump told people to inject bleach, colluded with Russians, and called white supremacists “fine people”. Now they’re trying to add “white supremacist murders 3 people in cold blood and gets away with it.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We live in a post-truth society. CNN could say the moon is made of cheese, and 70 million people will believe it.

      • EvilSheldon

        There’s nothing bizarre about it – the corporate media is on the side of the rioters. It’s exactly what it looks like.

  18. Ownbestenemy

    The persons that have so far taken the stand today are fire.

    • DEG

      I’ve watched some of the live feed from Rekieta Law. Oh boy, the prosecution is having a bad day.

      • juris imprudent

        Worse than yesterday? Good lord!

  19. Shpip

    Vanderbilt University’s Latin American Public Opinion Project polled 2,997 Nicaraguans between June and August as part of their Americas Barometer survey.

    Who else but an American university would run an opinion poll in a country where it’s illegal to have certain opinions?

  20. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Today is the 32 anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

    • Swiss Servator

      I remember being so happy, thinking a new, freer world was coming. Whoops.

      • R C Dean

        Turns out the wall really was keeping the commies in. Huh.

      • TARDis

        My German uncle living in Berlin used to say similar things. Such as, “Put the wall back up.”

      • Rat on a train

        Fascists according to the official name.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I had been to the wall (on both sides) the year prior. I was amazed when the news came out.

        Like RC said, it just freed the commies on the other side and removed the stigma from the ones on our side.

  21. Rebel Scum

    *faints*

    Republican Rep. Paul Gosar posted a photoshopped anime video to his Twitter and Instagram accounts showing him appearing to kill Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and attacking President Joe Biden.

    Ocasio-Cortez tweeted in response Monday saying a “creepy member” of the House had “shared a fantasy video of him killing me.”

    “And he’ll face no consequences bc @GOPLeader cheers him on with excuses,” the New York Democrat added.

    As part of the initial tweet, Gosar asked, “Any anime fans out there?” …

    Gosar is portrayed as a cartoon anime-type hero and is seen attacking a giant with Ocasio-Cortez’ face with a sword from behind. The giant can then be seen crumbling to the ground.

    Another scene shows Gosar flying through the air, swinging two swords at a character with President Biden’s face.

    Gosar did not respond to CNN’s request for comment seeking an explanation for the video and its meaning.

    It’s just a metaphor. ///FightLikeHell

    • The Other Kevin

      Oh great. She’s already convinced herself that the people on 1/6 were this/close to raping and killing her.

    • Ted S.

      +1 Kathy Griffin

    • R.J.

      I was hoping the CNN article would link to the original anime tweet. Of course not. And let’s just sweep under the rug all the shit done during the Trump years, such as when a nice lady did a picture holding Trump’s several bloody head, or the various statues of Trump with a tiny dick, or the constant violence porn from the left overall….

      • cyto

        Even the little stuff… Pretty much every large event had a giant blow up Trump in diapers.

    • Ed Wuncler

      The best thing that the GOP can do is disregard her because either way she’s a victim. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before but she reminded me of this girl in college who used to dress provocatively when we went out to the bars. If guys were gawking at her she would complain that she was being ogled but if no guy would talk to her, she would complain that she was being slut shammed over her outfit.

      AOC is an attention succubus who craves any notoriety be it positive or bad because she’s a narcissistic dimwit.

  22. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    X-examination not going great for defense’s first witness in Rittenhouse

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not at all.

  23. Lord Humungus

    Brain Implant Translates Paralyzed Man’s Thoughts Into Text With 94% Accuracy

    A man paralyzed from the neck down due to a spinal cord injury he sustained in 2007 has shown he can communicate his thoughts, thanks to a brain implant system that translates his imagined handwriting into actual text.

    The device – part of a longstanding research collaboration called BrainGate – is a brain-computer interface (BCI), that uses artificial intelligence (AI) to interpret signals of neural activity generated during handwriting.

    In this case, the man – called T5 in the study, and who was 65 years of age at the time of the research – wasn’t doing any actual writing, as his hand, along with all his limbs, had been paralyzed for several years.

    But during the experiment, reported in Nature earlier in the year, the man concentrated as if he were writing – effectively, thinking about making the letters with an imaginary pen and paper.

    Q’s output would be: (•_ㅅ_•)

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Q’s output would be: (•_ㅅ_•)

      LOL

    • Tundra

      Lol!

      That is pretty fucking cool, though!

    • Ownbestenemy

      QFT

      (•_ㅅ_•)

    • cyto

      That was a long way to go to get to that (admittedly excellent) joke.

    • Not Adahn

      In unrelated news, General Dynamics announced the release of its T5 autonomous weapons system

      • UnCivilServant

        Why the dutch angles? Is it so difficult to hold a camera level?

  24. cyto

    I watched a few minutes of the Rittenhouse trial moments ago… My first.

    The attorneys seem to have lost their minds.

    First:. Looks like the defense is calling witnesses now… So did prosecution rest? If so, what happened to a motion to dismiss. No chance the state met their burden.

    Second:. They recalled a photographer. Defence elicited so e testimony about the state asking him to change his testimony. He testifies that the meeting became tense and they kept asking him to revise his statement… So he sought representation from a lawyer.

    State starts objecting to every question. They sound incredibly defensive. When they start questioning the witness, the guy gets super aggressive….. And bizarrely badgers him about describing the meeting as tense. It was super tense as he tried to convince everyone that the meeting was not tense.

    So strange. Has nothing to do with anything. But they really hammered on this guy to admit that although they asked him to change his statement, “nobody ever asked you to type out a new statement”.

    Witness made it super clear that he did not trust the prosecution as far as he could throw them by being very careful about his answers….

    So the prosecution just accused him of having a bias… WTF? It is your witness…

    He badgers him about having a bias… Actually asks him if he wants Rittenhouse acquitted. Missed opportunity… “Are you asking for my opinion about the guilt or innocence of the defendant?”. Wish he had said that.

    A flurry of objections ensue.. largely from the bench. Judge calls a 10 minute recess, probably to get the prosecutor back on track before he gets eye witnesses to say that they believe he is not guilty.

    I dunno what is going on. The whole thing had nothing to do with Rittenhouse and guilt or innocence. Just looked like lawyers pissing in each others Cheerios.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He is burying himself with this cross-exam. That is a sound witness

      • cyto

        Are we into the defense case …. Or is this rebuttal or some such as still part of the prosecution case. I really just walked in for 5 minutes and was stunned by what I saw.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Defense’s case now.

      • cyto

        Prosecutor is in bizarro world now.

        Trying to discredit his former witness by detailing all of the criminal acts he saw Rosenbaum commit… Then asking if he saw Rittenhouse observe the act??

        As if the defense is going to be “I saw an arsonist endangering others, so I killed him”.

      • R C Dean

        Evidence helpful to the defense. I’m guessing he’s trying to pre-empt something? That the defense could never get in.

        The real action will be the defense’s self-defense experts. Many opportunities for them to pick up testimony from the prosecution’s case.

    • R C Dean

      Apparently the judge dismissed the charge for . . . violating curfew.

      What a clownshow.

      Judges can issue directed verdicts on their own motion, is my recollection. I think the prosecution managed to put on evidence supporting every element of a self-defense claim. Its tricky with those, because the defense has to prove them with a preponderance of the evidence, and I can see a judge thinking “the prosecution really helped the defense, but could a reasonable juror not find self-defense? Maybe.”

      Putting Rittenhouse on the stand would be a real Hail Mary, at least in a normal trial. Given the blithering incompetence of the prosecutors so far, maybe not such a gamble in this case.

      I’m feeling a compromise verdict coming on – conviction on the first killing.

      • cyto

        I hope they don’t put the kid on the stand. I only see downside.

        The first killing was the least photographed….

        But

        They have a mentally ill guy who just got out of the mental hospital, is on video committing many crimes and is reliably reported to have directly threatened to kill Rittenhouse…. And a witness who saw him attack Rittenhouse seconds after someone else (who was at least acquainted with him) shoots a gun… Yelling FU and grabbing for the gun.

        Prosecutor went to great lengths to lead testimony elsewhere. “He was just falling when Rittenhouse fired the first shot, wasn’t he?”.

        “No, he was lunging for the gun”.

        If they cannot find self defense by a preponderance of the evidence….. Wow.

      • B.P.

        May I assume there will be rioting after the verdict either way?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Maybe not. Biden is in office now. There’s no real upside to the Democrats to let that happen.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Distraction from the shitshow that is the rest of the country right now?

      • Ed Wuncler

        I wonder if the Big City mayors like Garcetti, De Blasio, and Lightfoot would tolerate another shitshow like last year’s riots. In Chicago, the city and the residents are still feeling the effects of that eventful Spring.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I just don’t see how the Dems can spin it to energize their base.

      • Ed Wuncler

        Inflation, supply chain issues, the Afghan Withdrawal debacle, urban areas crime waves, and now riots? I think the Dems would brutally stamp the riots out because they know that if they allowed this shit to happen again, they would be destroyed during the Midterms.

      • B.P.

        I’m not sure the D establishment has the left’s paramilitary on a leash as much as they’d like to think. I suppose the police in Kenosha could actually police a riot and the bail money could dry up, though.

      • cyto

        Also… Why did he dismiss the curfew charge? I mean, he is out or he isn’t. And there is a clock.

        Did he find fault with the order? Find selective enforcement violated some due process?

      • Creosote Achilles

        Two reasons. First, the Prosecution never entered any evidence that there was, in fact, a curfew in effect. There was one witness (a detective) who mentioned it, but that guy’s testimony got struck. Second, the curfew was later ruled invalid by the state courts.

    • slumbrew

      I will see your Stiletto Boys and raise you some Geto Boys

      • l0b0t

        Feeling playful, I’ll throw down some Boogie Boys.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, the sounds of my youth.

      • l0b0t

        Sweet! I saw them at Janus Landing in St. Pete in 1988. They were Riot Grrl, before that was even a thing.

      • l0b0t

        That was amazing.

      • Not Adahn

        Best song from that. If you haven’t seen the whole thing you absolutely should.

      • l0b0t

        While going down an Oi rabbit hole, this was in the sidebar – Little Bob Story doing Switchblade Julie from 1980 – https://youtu.be/AR5Nj0FVa0s

      • juris imprudent

        “I don’t have a monkey on my back,
        I got the whole damn zoo on my back.”

    • Ozymandias

      Thanks, Scruff. I may reach out to the guy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Be forewarned, I think Kirsch is Aspergers. He’s been on top of all the data and is absolutely doing massive amounts of work putting the stats together, but his personality is a bit overbearing.

        His interview with Robert Malone on the DarkHorse podcast is a good example of what I mean.

      • DEG

        I forgot his name but was suspicious based on the writing style. Then he mentioned Malone and the podcast, and I said, “Oh, that guy. I’m done reading.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        FWIW I think Kirsch is actually doing good work and knows what he’s talking about. He certainly has the background to do so.

        But like I said, I think he’s in that special class of personalities that drive people away because they come at you like a freight train, non-stop.

  25. Lord Humungus

    Today I started clear coating our new back fence. What a pain-in-the-ass. I’m slopping clear coat all over the place, trying to get it to stick to the rough (ahem) wood siding. Drips all over the place. I used half a gallon just to do two sections/one side only.

    One project I wish I had never started – I should just let it slowly rot, which would take some time given it’s treated wood.

    • R C Dean

      As someone who has done that, I would have recommended a sprayer. If you’d asked.

    • slumbrew

      Can you spray it on?

      • TARDis

        It’s a two person job. One person sprays, the other rolls in the globs that appear.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Kinky

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      The problem with spraying it on in overspray/wind.

      I’d recommend a thick-nap, relatively narrow roller. Used such a rig with great success on wooden fence in the past (used with transparent stain).

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        **HEAVY SIGH**

        “…spraying it on is overspray/wind…”

      • Lord Humungus

        That’s the next plan – after conferring with EF, who loves to paint rooms (especially when I’ve been gone on business trips)

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “Those people are criminals,” Bourla told Atlantic Council CEO Frederick Kempe on Tuesday. “They’re not bad people. They’re criminals because they have literally cost millions of lives.”

    Swallow your tongue and die, you shrieking retard.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      California Governor Gavin Newsom said he decided to cancel his planned trip to Scotland to attend the United Nations Climate Change Conference after his children expressed disappointment that he would miss spending Halloween with them.

      But of course…

      Jesus, they think we’re retarded.

      • ron73440

        Jesus, they think we’re retarded.

        Are they wrong?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Probably not

      • Ed Wuncler

        They’ve gotten away with quite a bit these last two years with regards to COVID. And what’s worse is that the mandate lovers despite being lied to a million times defend pieces of shit like Newsome and Fauci…..so yes they do have a good reason to think we’re retarded.

      • Fourscore

        Wish they would have cancelled the VN War so I and 100s 0f 1000s would not have missed Halloween, Xmas , July 4th, many permanently

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I don’t think they believe we’re retarded. We know they’re lying, they know we know they’re lying, we know they know we know they’re lying, and they don’t care.

      • slumbrew

        … [T]he purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control.

        Theodore Dalrymple

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, it’s self-justifying kabuki theater that they use in the end to fuck us all. The truth and correctness are irrelevant.

    • The Hyperbole

      So he’s not dying?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Now, it is true that the governor is ill… slightly ill.
        *nose grows longer*

    • slumbrew

      A nice $360,000,000 payday.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I notice “indemnify” gets used a lot.

      • Drake

        Good deal for a pharma that has yet to get a single drug or vaccine through a clinical trial.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If clouds can make love with the sky, that is what it would look like.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I thought that was what a double rainbow looked like.

    • Sean

      Nice!

    • DEG

      Pretty

    • Tundra

      Gorgeous!

      How’s the pup doing?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        See below for Vikings references

  27. Ownbestenemy

    Imma just say that I said this as soon as she sat down and uttered her first words

    Ownbestenemy on November 9, 2021, 11:45 AM [+]
    [Mute]
    [Nuke]

    This old lady testifying is America’s Grandma. There better be a meme of her face on Rambo’s body

    And now GRAMBO is trending. Glibs, the tip of the ball!

  28. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I almost just lost my dad’s dog…I dropped the leash by mistake when we were approaching the door after pottying. I lunged for the leash, she sensed something was “off”, and did a Robert Smith move on me, got past me. I did a Chris Doleman and literally threw myself on the leash as it flew by me. Now I have some fun road rash.

    Fuckin a

    • Sean

      That sucks.

    • slumbrew

      Flight-risk dogs are stressful. Sorry, KK.

      My giant scaredy-cat just runs back to us/the house at the drop of a hat.

      Except for that time, early on, when I clipped her to a heavy, metal chair – it wasn’t that heavy and when she pulled it over, sparks flew. Thank god she wrapped it around a tree down the block or she’d still be going.

      Per my friend, “I’ve never seen [slumbrew] move that fast”. Apparently there was quiet a bit of profanity on my part as well.

    • Tundra

      Disregard my question up there ^.

      I’m glad you got him. I have one of those and luckily I think I can outrun her, but still.

      And by ‘Robert Smith move’ I thought you meant he stepped out of bounds to lose the game. I was confused.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Don’t you disparage my favorite Viking of all time!

      • B.P.

        I thought she meant the dog got all moody, put on pale makeup, teased her hair into a giant arrangement, and made a bunch of sad, bleating sounds.

      • l0b0t

        Never forget, if not for that sad sack with a foo-foo haircut, the world would never have had this gem – Just Like A Dream.

        Fun Fact: J Mascis played lead guitar with G.G. Allin & The Murder Junkies.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      I was just talking about trained dogs vs not trained dogs today.

      Remember folks, you are responsible for your dogs in many locals. Its better to get a dog trained than have your dog do something to someone else. dogs have paired with humans for mutual benefit. Dogs are used to being trained by humans.

      Dogs are easily trained to heal by your side while walking and never run without a command.

    • DEG

      I like Tastykakes, but not those Tastykakes.

      • creech

        What are you, some kind of commie?

      • DEG

        Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes are my favorite.

        Coffee Kakes are next.

      • creech

        OK, you are forgiven. I once had a buddy whose Dad worked in the TastyKake Plant on Hunting Park Ave. Claimed the quality control was really good, even though rather fat rats were running all around the building.

  29. trshmnstr the terrible

    Literally just got a medical bill in the mail from the delivery of kiddo #2. Her first birthday was on Saturday…

    The Healthcare system is irretrievably fucked.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Damn. We got ours a couple of weeks later but without insurance, we have been on the hook for a shit ton of money.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      The Healthcare system is irretrievably fucked.

      Muh Canadian provincial healthcare system would like a word.

    • Tundra

      Yeah, we are looking at some of the MediShare systems right now. I am trying my damndest to leave that fucked up model behind.

  30. I'm Here To Help

    I had a pleasant, and very unexpected, surprise today. My agency had a town hall to let the managers know how we are supposed to validate vaccination status for our staff. They also talked about the medical and religious exemptions. For the religious exemptions, the stance was basically that there was no objective way to measure whether a belief was “deeply held” and therefore they would basically take a very liberal approach to granting the exemptions. They raised the point that we have been in a max telework environment for the past 18 months and that we seem to be doing just fine. So the reasonable accommodation that they will give those with an exemption was that they could continue working from home, but that they would have to follow the steps (negative test, masks, social distancing) when they did have to come into the office.

    I wasn’t expecting that to be the result…

    • slumbrew

      Excellent.

      Federal-mandate aside (we have some fat govt contracts), I suspect that’s how my company is leaning. They’re trying hard to limit the impact, AFAICT.

    • Ownbestenemy

      FedGov agency?

      • I'm Here To Help

        Yes, federal government.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good to know. I would assume, though I shouldn’t, it would be Executive level wide such a directive.

    • DEG

      That’s good.

  31. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    ICYMI final reminder: If there is a Zoom on Wednesday, I will buy any veteran that attends a drink*, in honor of Veteran’s Day.

    *I’ll send $5 via the electronic payment system of your choice

    • Ted S.

      $5, same as downtown.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Save my $5 and give it to the guy who screams at clouds

  32. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So my kids’ friend whose asshole father took her to get vaccinated without the consent of his ex-wife (or the kid’s) just went back to the Walgreens with her mother and told the pharmacist that she was vaccinated against her will.

    Wish I could have seen the look on the pharmacist’s face.

    • creech

      That’s probably illegal. Had it been an abortion, however……………….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        With any luck, it will end his custody rights.

        I’ve heard stories of exes who use the kids against their former spouses, but never seen it up close. The guy is deranged and has been putting the kids thru hell for the past four years.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It was for the greater good and nothing will happen, depending on the state of course.

    • Count Potato

      That’s awful, but they very good at one thing — making money.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Turned off replies. Nice.

    • DEG

      I like how Pfizer limited replies.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      SCIENCE SMITH SAY RELAX!

    • Ownbestenemy

      So once science has your back you have that Peloton ‘help me face” and start sweating?

    • l0b0t

      Is that real? That can’t be real? Is the bubblegum monster going to have its way with the grey person?

  33. trshmnstr the terrible

    This highlights why I was less than enthusiastic about the VA elections. Just because somebody has an R after their name doesn’t mean they aren’t a squish on woke marxist culture.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I was aware of that BS early in the primaries.

      That said, I’d vote for the corpse of Pinochet over any Democrat right now.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I doubt many people actually think Youngkin’s freaking awesome. He’s just the not McAuliffe which is a bit better than the not not McAuliffe and that’s about it.

      • DEG

        A friend of mine that lives in NOVA doesn’t like Youngkin but loathes McAuliffe. He voted for Youngkin to keep McAulliffe away from office.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ayo. Kill your heros.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, Cat’s Meow. I have been very drunk in there several times.

      • ignoreLander

        Re: this exchange, below:

        Michael Malice
        @michaelmalice
        ·
        22h
        He has ten times the YouTube following you do
        Maybe a dimwitted child can show you how to use a search engine, grandpa
        Quote Tweet
        Keith Olbermann
        @KeithOlbermann
        · 23h
        Replying to @TheQuartering
        So you, an anonymous tweeter, took a rumor created by a nearly illiterate substacker, decided it was true and told somebody ELSE they don’t get to hide? When you have a fact – or just grow some balls and appear on Twitter under your own name – you can say that. Until then STFU

        I’m not able to see it, Twitter always wants a login. What was said earlier?

    • Ed Wuncler

      I’m slowly red pilling my wife. While she’s not a flown blown libertarian, she’s less susceptible to the media’s lies and the government’s bullshit.

  34. The Gunslinger

    Finally reading through Ozy’s post from earlier. I found my response to my bosses next time they ask me I don’t want to be vaccinated:

    I have a “fundamental human right to be free of unwanted medical interventions”

    • The Gunslinger

      Why I don’t want to be…

      Damnit I even proof read it.

  35. Hyperion

    Wait… Wut??? Where’s muh hipster juice? This is a trick isn’t it? I’ve already not fallen for enought tricks today.

    Good bejeebus, what a day.

    My wife decided to go back to work, and she’ll be working for… wait for it… the federal fucking government, lolololol! This is going to be great! But at least she’s 100% remote, like me, so that works.

    And then, I’m sitting here relaxing at 7:30pm. I know that’s not late, but it’s been a long day and so I was already chill and in my bathrobe and and my wife comes here and says ‘can you talk to this guy at the door? I don’t know what he wants’. So I go to the front door, jammies and bathrobe, and it’s this guy who works for some crony company of BGE and he wants to sell me solar panels. And I said ‘Man, these are rentals’. So then he starts his thing about ‘dirty energy’ and apparently wants me to sign his petition. So I said ‘How are you saving me money?’. And he starts again about ‘dirty energy’ and I said ‘Man, you see I’m pretty much chilled for the evening? I don’t really want to talk to you, send me an email or something’. And he says ‘Oh I don’t have your email address’. And I said ‘Yeah, and you’re not getting it, good night’.

    Goddamnit, get a real fucking job and leave me alone!

  36. DEG

    James O’Keefe on Hannity about the FBI raid on O’Keefe’s apartment.

    In the interview, it came up that the Feds now have some or all of Project Veritas’ donor information.

    • Gender Traitor

      So they found what they were looking for.

    • Hyperion

      We’re getting closer and closer to a Soviet or Chicom like system, so you at least have to give them credit for making progess.

      • Suthenboy

        Totalitarians/communists are always and everywhere the same. Most people dont remember what the Soviets were like. They also think ‘That cant happen here’. It is happening right in front of their noses and they cant see it. Sadly we are stuck with those dunces.

      • Q Continuum

        Humans = trash.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, turns out the hairless monkeys are not as impressive as we once thought.

      • rhywun

        Some humans, not all.

        It is entirely possible to rise above baseline trash level.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Fukkit – nevermind. It’s just highlights