Friday morning substitution links!

by | Nov 12, 2021 | Daily Links | 425 comments

Eminently punchable face.

 

I don’t see how Rittenhouse doesn’t walk free, soon after ending arguments.

Let’s do some linkage!

 

Never change, Joe. Never change.

 

Yet another reason to avoid social media.

 

That irony that Austria is leading the charge is not lost.

 

Well of course they would look like that, they would be Martians.

 

This is my shocked face.

 

“I fart in your general direction.”

 

Have a great day, Glibbies!

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425 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    It was called the Negro League, or has that been white-washed too?

    • Nephilium

      It’s still called the Negro League, just like the NAACP stands for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. You still probably shouldn’t refer to the leadership (or members) of the NAACP as colored people today.

      • Lackadaisical

        It’s people of color, thank you very much.

      • Not Adahn

        Did you know it’s not only racist to refer to a black person as a monkey, it’s racist to refer to any character played by a black actoras a monkey.

        Even if that character is a mandrill or othered old world tailed primate. Such as, say Rafiki in the Lion King.

      • Nephilium

        Even Porch Monkey? (NSFW)

        I think we could reclaim that one.

      • juris imprudent

        Yet People Of Color is perfectly fine. Fuck the stupid language games these assholes all play. Yes, over time language evolves – that’s not my issue; my issue is the deliberate twisting of language to exercise power over those who use the language.

      • Suthenboy

        It does get very tiresome, doesnt it?

    • rhywun

      The President of the United States of America getting tripped up by the cultural landmines his ilk have been laying down for generations is delightful.

      • cyto

        Don’t tell me he put forward a five year plan …

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Biden is not the President of UNITED States of America. America does not have UNITED states anymore. states cannot even agree on basic constitutional principles we all need to follow/be protected by.

        el presidente Biden is commandente of the banana republic that his Commie Democrats created.

  2. CPRM

    the children of Martian settlers who would undergo the most drastic of changes.

    Three titted hookers here we come!

    • Sean

      Woo hoo!

    • rhywun

      Mars ain’t the kind of place something something

      • Not Adahn

        Mars will be fine just as soon as they start the reactor. It may take two weeks though.

      • Rat on a train

        Martian two weeks or Covid two weeks?

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Fourscore

        My new bar will be named “Mars”, so everyone can go/come to “Mars”. Sciency sounding.

      • Nephilium

        We have both the Mars Bar and the Clark Bar here in Cleveland (both are named after a street they’re on).

      • Timeloose

        The Clark bar is one of those candies seen large quantities only near Halloween in these parts. Good though.

      • The Last American Hero

        So it’s the pumpkin spice latte of candy bars?

  3. Lackadaisical

    “Never change, Joe. Never change.”

    Sorry, but it’s clear in context what he meant. This is almost as bad as mainstream media attempts to smear Trump. Sad.

    • WTF

      Screw it, make the left live by their own rules.

      • Lackadaisical

        Nice in theory, but when had this ever worked?

        Who is governor in California?
        Is preload being impeached for not masking?

        This never works because they don’t actually have standards they live by. All you’re doing when you yell that they’re hypocrites is not into their system of rules without getting anything for it.

        I’m firmly in the ‘rules are just made to confuse and distract whole they continue destroying our society’ camp.

      • WTF

        Nice in theory, but when had this ever worked?

        Well, it hasn’t really been applied much, has it? And I’m not talking about screaming “hypocrisy”, I’m talking about freely and viciously attacking them for the same things they attack their opponents for, and in the same manner. They viciously attack and smear someone on the right for an obvious misspeak, but they’re supposed to be given a pass when they say shit like Biden did? Fuck that, they set the rules, let them have it with both barrels.

      • ignoreLander

        They viciously attack and smear someone on the right for an obvious misspeak, but they’re supposed to be given a pass when they say shit like Biden did?

        As stupid and worthless a flatus on the wind GW Bush was, can you imagine if he talked anything like biden? The media jumped on Bush every single day of his presidency for his verbal hiccups, and biden makes him sound like a Shakespearean stage actor.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The problem is that a not insubstantial part of your base isn’t principled enough to apply such a tactic. They’ll start believing that ticky tack gotchas about so called bigotry actually matters.

      • Lackadaisical

        Preload equals pelosi.

        Virginia went Republican, but it wasn’t because the democrats were wearing black face and klan outfits. That’s a losing strategy. I know it’s not logical, but we’re not dealing with logic here.

      • kbolino

        The corollary to the Gell-Mann amnesia affect: if it has no real consequences to people, they can easily be led by the media to forget and/or not care about it

    • slumbrew

      My thought exactly – there is so, so much legitimate bullshit to complain about with this administration that I’d prefer to skip this ticky-tacky “gotcha!” nonsense.

      • WTF

        And that’s why the left feels free to do it to conservatives and libertarians, because they feel secure there will be no retaliation in kind. If they initiate fighting by prison rules, then their opponents are idiots if they don’t respond in kind.

  4. CPRM

    Union President Keir Bradwell announced this week that Graham-Dixon was banned from speaking at the free speech organization.

    Let Freedom Ring!

    • Suthenboy

      European countries have been doing that for decades. They proudly boast that they have free speech yet shut down anyone that doesnt freely speak the accepted narrative. They dont understand the concept and many here are falling into that same category.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Cases are soaring

    But…

    So far, new daily hospitalization numbers across the affected states have not shot up as rapidly as new daily case numbers, rising anywhere from 4 percent in New Hampshire to 20 percent in New Mexico during the past two weeks. (In New York and Massachusetts, hospitalizations continue to fall after summer Delta bumps.)

    If this pattern persists, it will be welcome news — a sign that substantial vaccine coverage (along with new therapeutics and safety measures such as public indoor mask rules) is helping to prevent severe outcomes, and that the virus is becoming the kind of threat that Americans can live with in the long term.

    Same old recycled gibberish.

    A case is 24 cans.

    • Lackadaisical

      New measures like masks? Lol. Sure.

      If anything fewer people are wearing those rags.

      • rhywun

        If anything fewer people are wearing those rags.

        And when the wave inevitably circles back to the northeast that will be the stated reason why.

    • Sean

      A case is 24 cans.

      I thought a case was 1,000 rounds.

      • R C Dean

        Well, Mrs Den and I will each test positive for a case of 9mm soon, then.

      • Sean

        Don’t store it on your boat.

    • Suthenboy

      Cases = Jack Shit

      How many hospitalizations? How many deaths? Where are the meaningful stats?

      • Suthenboy

        By meaningful I mean ‘accurate’, not the lies they have been shoveling.

    • Not Adahn

      The MA health guy on NPR was blaming Halloween for at “spike” in cases… in the report he gave on Nov 1.

    • Ted S.

      24 cans, same as downtown.

  6. Not Adahn

    Those assault guitars have the sling that make it impossible for you to be peaceably disarmed!

    /Littlefinger

  7. The Late P Brooks

    It puts on the mask, or the evil spirits steal its soul.

  8. Suthenboy

    Link 1: Biden has always been a hardcore racist. Congratulations to every deranged idiot that voted for him.

    Link 2: I would categorize Mexico as a failed state. Yay! WOD!

    Link 3: Maybe they could just round up all of the unclean and put them in special facilities?

    Link 4: Sure they would. Look, if The Sun say it you can take it to the bank.

    Link 5: Why, that is not Stalinist as hell, is it? If these shitheels retain power for much longer the camps are coming.

    Link 6: Always and everywhere the same. Now we are not allowed even to parody unmentionables? The truth is the left in the US are mimicking the National Socialists with regards to domestic policy in many ways. How long before they step out of the closet and hail Hitler as a hero?

    • Rat on a train

      How long before they step out of the closet and hail Hitler as a hero?
      They are more Stalin, Mao or Castro types. I believe they are already open about the last two.

      • Suthenboy

        I think American Marxism is a blend or sorts…fascism and banana republic socialism. Going down this road is the dumbest thing we could have done.

  9. Lackadaisical

    “I fart in your general direction.”

    Not sure this is the right tack. I guess it brings awareness. I might prefer flouting their rules. Also easy for me to say as someone who doesn’t exactly have to make choices like this.

    “This is my shocked face.”

    … And nothing else happened.

    Great song choice, thanks got the linkage Spud.

    • Nephilium

      From local news:

      Why US inflation is so high, and when it may ease

      Megan Greene, chief economist at the Kroll Institute, suggested that inflation and the overall economy will eventually return to something closer to normal.

      “I think it it will be ‘transitory’,’’ she said of inflation. “But economists have to be very honest about defining transitory, and I think this could last another year easily.’’

      “We need a lot of humility talking about how long this lasts,” Furman said. “I think it’s with us for a while. The inflation rate is going to come down from this year’s blistering pace, but it’s still going to be very, very high compared to the historical norms we have been used to.’’

      • Rat on a train

        Well, it’s good the government helicopters were out there so people have more money to pay the higher prices.

        I don’t recall which propaganda site had that article.

      • Suthenboy

        I haven’t heard anyone talk about inflation that knows what the word means.

        Inflation and deflation refer to the money supply. One inflates or deflates the money supply. Higher prices etc are just symptoms. The new spending bill is inflation on steroids. Krugman and co. need to take a Econ 101 course.

      • Fourscore

        Not to worry

        “We’ll run out of money when we run out of trees”

        Ron Paul

      • juris imprudent

        So funny you mention that. Monetary theory looks kinda dumb right now.

        Longish, and technical, article about the whole money supply and velocity and how it’s not at all what it is cracked up to be.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘We’ are not the ones who need humility, buddy.

      • Rebel Scum

        I think it it will be ‘transitory’

        It is transitory…transitioning to a depression.

    • waffles

      I think the new lines are about how inflation is good, actually. Which is insane because inflation is the most regressive of all taxes and only could possibly help those with immense assets or debt.

    • Breet Pharara

      1) there is no inflation
      2) inflation is transitory
      3) inflation is a good thing
      4) inflation is the fault of price gouging companies
      5) price controls are needed to stop the gouging
      6) shortages everywhere are due to evil capitalists not providing enough
      7) depression or hyperinflation

      Half way there

      • Lackadaisical

        8) were confiscating all good and silver
        9) people caught with gold and silver are kulaks and wreckers.
        10) summer camp time

    • slumbrew

      Standard lefty playbook:

      “There is no X and if there was it would be good.”

      • kbolino

        Celebration parallax

    • Ownbestenemy

      The headline I saw last night was something like “This time its different!” Can’t seem to find it now.

    • Homple

      Post WWI Germany wants a word with you.

      • juris imprudent

        Oddly enough, that debacle has a better explanation for why it happened then what we are doing now.

      • Homple

        It will not be fun to participate in our experiment.

  10. LCDR_Fish

    Well, plumber just left. Looks like I was wrong about it being the washer drain line.

    Pics on link
    https://twitter.com/FishLikesFlicks/status/1459146636123418627?t=Yk2629KuQ2yJQN18-SH3Ag&s=19

    Fridge/freezer has never stopped working. Thought i had turned off icemaker before but apparently not. Just turned it off again. Will let it thaw – with towels in place. New fridge is probably gonna be a real pain in the ass given current supply delays so I’ll run this one as long as possible.

    May need some anti-mold paint or cleaner. Didnt write down what the plumber recommended but when I pay this afternoon, ill ask his boss. Any other tips appreciated.

    • Rat on a train

      Was that food, left in the back of the fridge too long, trying to escape?

    • Lackadaisical

      Clean it as much as possible, of required remove the worst parts completely. They sell anti mold sprays at big box home stores, spray some on all over the area, including a bit outside where you can tell there was damage. Dry everything out, using a fan or space heater (don’t burn your house down on this step).

    • rhywun

      Yeah, “Ew”.

      • Sean

        ^^

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wipe it down with bleach to get the bulk of it up and then sand away the rot. Cover it in treated paint.

      You can go to Sherwin Williams and get an anti-mold additive which can be added to the paint of your choice. It’s cheaper than buying the anti-mold paint at Home Depot.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Thanks for the tips. I have the anti-mold/mildew bathroom cleaner (as well as straight bleach). I hope the ice melts on it’s own – put down towels after pulling fridge out further and cleaning loose junk up with vacuum. Tapping the wall itself feels like it’s still in pretty good shape – maybe more surface because a lot of the water went down. The damp spot was still in the crawlspace, but didn’t seem really active/damp.

        Wonder if this is due to the fridge being a little too close to the wall…or something similar.

    • Fourscore

      New refrig is 5 weeks out and it was in stock somewhere in Home Depot’s inventory. No ice maker, those things are just one more thing to break down.
      I didn’t take the extended warranty, for reasons. Fortunately I had an extra refrig in the garage.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah….all these appliances came with the 7 yr old house when I bought it last year. Like to run things till they die, but I need to be more prepared for last second issues….

      • LCDR_Fish

        And yeah….if you keep your drinks cold you don’t need an icemaker. I don’t think I’ve used cubes more than a handful of times over the last 5 yrs.

      • Nephilium

        Unless you plan to make cocktails. That requires quite a bit of ice.

        /looks at three different size and shape ice cube molds in the freezer

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, ice trays. I fill mine with orange juice, root beer, Clamato, spicy V-8, or cranberry juice. Plain water cubes water your drinks down as they melt.

      • R C Dean

        I just counted. I have five. Four for the special clear ice maker, and one regular tray.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’ve standardized on big ice cubes, and huge ice cubes. Covered sil-rubber ice trays are teh awesomes.

        ‘You know you’re a drunkard when you have eleven ice cube trays in your freezer, all of them empty…”

      • rhywun

        Covered sil-rubber ice trays are teh awesomes.

        Yes. I needed the reminder to drag mine out and start using them again.

      • R C Dean

        “No ice maker, those things are just one more thing to break down.”

        Indeed. The elder speaks wisdom.

    • Suthenboy

      Sodium Hypochlorite.
      Bleach is about the most potent biocide you can use. It looks like you might need to get inside the wall. Yikes.
      Having mold in y our house is very dangerous. It can infect your skin, or worse, your lungs with spores.

      Bleach is your friend. After wiping away as much as possible with bleach water, spray with bleach and dont rinse it off. Let it dry as is. After the water evaporates it will leave little crystals of sodium hypochlorite that will prevent future mold.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Thanks for the tips.

  11. Rebel Scum

    President Biden referred to the late baseball player Satchel Paige as “the great negro” before correcting himself during his Veterans Day address at Arlington National Cemetery on Thursday.

    “In my day the darkies knew their – uh – you know the thing.”

  12. Rebel Scum

    Austrian leader says lockdown for the unvaccinated is likely

    One wonders if this solution is final.

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The music link brings the age-old question to mind.

    Betty or Veronica?

    • Rat on a train

      both?

      • DEG

        This is the only correct answer.

    • Suthenboy

      I thought it was Ginger or Mary Ann?

      I never heard anyone ask ‘Daphne or Velma’. Funny that….

      • SDF-7

        At least it isn’t “Shaggy or Scooby”… Be glad.

        And Mary Ann, obviously. Can you just imagine how high-maintenance Ginger is?

        Also also — returning to the original question, the answer is Cherry Blossom.

      • WTF

        Um, yeah, Cheryl Blossom
        Not being a fan of Archie, I was previously unaware of her.

      • l0b0t

        I’ve always been partial to Cherry Poptart.

      • Nephilium

        No love for Kitty Casket?

      • Swiss Servator

        STEVE SMITH OR SEA SMITH?

      • Rat on a train

        They don’t give you a choice.

      • DEG

        I thought it was Ginger or Mary Ann?

        Both.

        I never heard anyone ask ‘Daphne or Velma’. Funny that….

        True. I’ll answer: Both.

  14. Rebel Scum

    ELON Musk’s plan to move mankind to Mars could end up with “Martian” children suffering an array of mutations such as “green” skin, brittle bones and poor eyesight.

    And when they come to Earth…

    • SDF-7

      I was thinking more The Martian Chronicles — the ending where the family escaping the Last War on Earth are standing by the canals and the dad says “The Martians are already here” or somesuch, and the kids ask “Where?”, so he just tells them to look in the canal [at their reflection].

      • Fatty Bolger

        I always thought the idea of everybody returning to Earth to participate in an unwinnable nuclear war was ridiculous.

  15. trshmnstr the terrible

    The final Psalm of the day

    He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds. He determines the number of the stars; he gives to all of them their names. Great is our Lord, and abundant in power; his understanding is beyond measure. The Lord lifts up the humble; he casts the wicked to the ground.

    Psalm 147:3‭-‬6

    I haven’t decided what to do next now that I’ve finished working through Psalms. You’ll find out when I do. ?

    • Ted S.

      Aren’t there three more psalms?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yes, I do 3-4 per day and pull a quote from the day’s reading that I find particularly interesting. Today was 147-150.

    • Homple

      There’s some good advice in Proverbs.

    • ignoreLander

      I haven’t decided what to do next now that I’ve finished working through Psalms

      Song of Solomon?

    • WTF

      Talk about Stalinist shit. The fact that all Americans everywhere aren’t outraged about this is a sad commentary on the state of our nation.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        As some guy said in the podcast I listened to last night, this isn’t one society anymore. At a minimum, it is two that are on parallel tracks and live under the same flag.

      • Suthenboy

        You misspelled ‘perpendicular’.

      • Lackadaisical

        I hope that’s the case, because if we’re on parallel tracks, I want off.

      • juris imprudent

        Perpendicular would imply intersecting wouldn’t it? Orthogonal maybe?

      • Rat on a train

        The US is not a nation-state. The push to a unified government is only intensifying the conflict.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I really don’t see how this isn’t an attempt to destabilize society in order to bring on the collapse/utopia.

    In another case, prosecutor Don du Bain said Boudin ordered him to request a more lenient sentence for a man who was convicted of shooting his girlfriend in the stomach. The request, du Bain argues, would have been a violation of state statutes, which govern criminal sentences. As a result, du Bain said he withdrew from the case.

    In yet another case, Jenkins said a man convicted of brutally killing his mother was able to avoid jail time after the district attorney agreed to let him plead insanity without requiring he provide evidence of his mental state in court.

    “Public safety is not his focus. That is not his goal,” said Jenkins, adding, “Chesa has a radical approach that involves not charging crime in the first place and simply releasing individuals with no rehabilitation and putting them in positions where they are simply more likely to re-offend.”

    In September, San Francisco Superior Court Judge Bruce Chan took the unusual steps of criticizing Boudin’s office from the bench for “constant turnover” and neglecting “the fundamentals of competent, professional prosecution.”

    “I cannot express in any more certain terms my disapproval of the manner in which the office of the district attorney is being managed,” the judge said. “We simply cannot have the current levels of inadvertence, disorganization, and expect there to be any public confidence in what we do here collectively.”

    • rhywun

      Meanwhile Philadelphia just re-elected their version of Chesa in a landslide.

      Because crime isn’t rising fast enough, I guess.

      • Suthenboy

        High crime keeps the populace beaten down and dispirited. It is one of the most useful tools in the tyrant’s toolbox.

        Always and everywhere the same.

    • kbolino

      To the elite, local politics is just the proving ground for bigger and better things. Learning how to get away with things is the most useful skill.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Newly-released internal emails reveal that the National School Boards Association coordinated with the White House and the Department of Justice before sending President Biden the notorious letter that compared concerned parents to domestic terrorists. Emails provided to Fox News show that NSBA had coordinated with the White House for weeks beforehand.

    Questioning the government is the highest form of patriotism domestic terrorism.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Nothing but anchovies is the proper pizza. /ducks

      • db

        I’d eat that, provided sauce and cheese were assumed present.

      • Ghostpatzer

        If it lacks those items, it is not pizza.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Anchovies are disgusting.

      Hawaiian pizza isn’t bad.

      • waffles

        I think I could dig on anchovies given the appropriate amount of hunger. I am not a picky eater.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’d eat them rather than starving, but that whole “they just add umami” is bullshit. It was a fishy tasting pizza.

      • Suthenboy

        Lately I have been craving anchovies on a pizza.

        Salty, fishy tasting.

      • R.J.

        My dad used to eat sardine and peanut butter sandwiches. My mom made him make and eat it on the porch.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        When I finally caved and had Hawaiian pizza…it was okay. Not the retched taste I thought it would be, but also not a life changing combo. If it’s the only pizza available, I will eat it. If I am ordering, Hawaiian will never be chosen.

      • R.J.

        How about bananas? I have a friend in Sweden who says bananas on pizza aren’t bad. I can’t imagine that blending with tomato sauce though. Must be some special pizza mix.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Tuna, mayonnaise and corn.

        If you let my Japanese nieces choose the pizza that is what you will get.

      • Lackadaisical

        It’s amazing how you got that exactly backwards.

    • robc

      Pepperoni and black olive.

      There are plenty of good pizza ingredients, but that is the perfect pizza.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Pepperoni and black olive mushrooms.

  18. Rebel Scum

    So when Cleese heard about an art historian being canceled at Cambridge University over an impersonation of Adolf Hitler that reportedly offended students, the world-famous comic actor decided to cancel himself from an upcoming speaking gig at Cambridge.

    No need to explore history. There is nothing you can learn from it.

    • juris imprudent

      Everything in history is bad, that’s why we have to completely reorder society, hell REALITY, to conform to our glorious vision! /progs

    • Fourscore

      Would you repeat that, please?

    • Breet Pharara

      LOL they were joking this would happen on Nick Rekieta’s stream of the trial. The insanity of the left is becoming predictable.

    • Pope Jimbo

      My Korean wife has been scolded by white kids (friends of my kids over visiting) because she always says Oriental instead of Asian. Girls are much worse about it than boys are. And they really seem to think they are doing her a favor.

      “You can’t say that, you are supposed to say Asian!”

      Luckily my wife never listens to anything anyone tells her so it is like water off a duck’s back.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I imagine Indians get the same treatment if they call themselves that.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well the Indians crossed the Bearing Strait a long time ago, so I’m not sure they still count as “Asian”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Trick question. The only Indians are from the subcontinent and are Asian-Americans now when in this country. Please report to the racial and ethnic re-education center immediately.

      • Rat on a train

        I need to ask my Latinx friends if they get scolded.

      • The Last American Hero

        I still don’t understand that shift. It happened overnight and it’s like everybody but me got the memo.

      • whiz

        The shift doesn’t even make sense, or at the very least it’s less descriptive. Asia covers a lot more people than just the “Orientals.”

      • rhywun

        And it happened on the Left Coast years before it reached the Northeast.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I bet that judge was the miscreant who pepper sprayed Suni Less!

      Lee told PopSugar that she and a group of friends, all of Asian descent, were waiting for a ride after a night out in Los Angeles. She said a car drove by and the people inside shouted racist slurs and told the group to “go back to where they came from.”

      Lee said one person in the car sprayed her arm with pepper spray before the car drove away.

      Suni must be starting to figure out that the payday for an Olympic gymnast is short lived and she needs to make sure she has some racism victim cred so she can keep milking Nike.

      *My default is that any claim of racist attacks is bullshit unless they have solid proof. How someone in a moving car can use mace seems strange to me.

      • cyto

        Gotta agree. Story sounds embellished at a minimum.

      • The Last American Hero

        She should probably avoid Subway if she has a 2 am craving.

      • Nephilium

        Sprayed her arm with pepper spray? That’s not how pepper spray works… That’s not how any of this works!

  19. Rebel Scum

    Rosenbaum approves.

    This non-binary assistant professor at Old Dominion University is trying to normalize the term MAP (Minor Attracted Persons)

    “Tolerance is the last vestige of a failed society.”

    • WTF

      Sure, let’s normalize pedophiles. I remember when people saying the LGBTQWERTY normalization push would eventually lead to this were called crazy conspiracy theorists.

      • Mojeaux

        That slope done slipped.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It was icy out this morning and my wife was wearing her leather bottomed shoes which have bad traction under the best of circumstances. Give her a break.

      • PutridMeat

        Sensible, racist, chuckle

    • EvilSheldon

      That is truly disgusting.

      I have to wonder where we went wrong, with society producing creatures like this one…

      • WTF

        When we confused “tolerance” with “celebration”.
        And when we let the Marxists gain control of the media and education establishments.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And assigning moral authority to “victimhood”

    • cyto

      NAMBLA has been a thing for a long time. Dude just slapped some Woke paint on it.

  20. Certified Public Asshat

    In response to FOIA request, the CDC literally just admitted they haven’t documented a single case of an unvaccinated individual with natural immunity spreading the virus!FWIW, the lawyer who submitted this FOIA request is helping with our mask lawsuit against Nancy Pelosi. https://t.co/IbetZ1lTm5— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) November 12, 2021

    And yet they claimed they studied this.

    • Suthenboy

      Why do a study when you already know the results you want?

    • juris imprudent

      OK, did you click through to read the answer – that data is not collected, not that they collected the data and had data showing that to not be the case. Absence of evidence…

      • juris imprudent

        And it pisses me off a little that Massie is damn sure smart enough to know that. Fucker is being corrupted by being in DC and playing stupid games.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I don’t follow. CDC makes a claim. Upon request to support their claim, they cannot provide the data.

      • juris imprudent

        Sure, so they made the claim without any data. Is that shocking? It isn’t like they made the claim when they had data to the contrary.

      • Suthenboy

        Data? We don’t need no stinkin’ data! We know the answer we want!

        *boisterous laughter

      • ignoreLander

        that data is not collected, not that they collected the data and had data showing that to not be the case. Absence of evidence…

        True I’ll give concede that. I’ll also point out that, if you don’t collect the data, you never have to report the results. Seems to me that natural immunity is something that would concern a cadre calling itself THE CENTER FOR DISEASE COTROL in the past, oh, 2 years or so….

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is why Fauci said, nearly 1.5 years into this, that they should probably get around to that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That movie has so many great lines and was about the most perfect parody of government agencies.

  21. PutridMeat

    OT: Was just listening to this on the way into work. I think it’s a very good breakdown of the concept of rule of experts; why there seems to be such a push to technocratic rule and where it goes from here. In his own words, very white pilled – but maybe it’s good to see some white in the sea of black pilled links (RACIST!!!!!).

    • rhywun

      I think we have ample examples from the 20th century that demonstrate exactly where it goes.

      • PutridMeat

        I think (haven’t finished it yet, it’s too short of a drive) his main point is that credentialed expertise residing in institutions is on it’s last legs. The information ‘revolution’ is making it obsolete, akin to the extension of the concept of property rights and ownership to the masses rendered the aristocracy ‘obsolete’ in some sense. So the “follow the science, listen to the experts” tantrums, even in the face of them being obviously wrong, is a manifestation of the collapse of that expert paradigm. Also the push back against “do your own research” – that’s poison to the historical way of credentialing expertise and so of course it’s going to be opposed by all means necessary. But the proverbial cat is out of the bag, and, despite the attempts to put it back via tech censorship and ‘de-platforming’, you can’t and the rule of experts is doomed. Yes, it’s white pilled. But I choose to be white-pilled today. I get more work done when I’m white-pilled; it’s a positive feedback loop.

    • Tundra

      I listened to it. I thought he had some interesting ideas, particularly the propaganda surrounding the Enlightenment 1.0 vs the reality.

      Definitely a worthwhile episode. He was also on Malice’s show last week.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But he’s so happy.

    • l0b0t

      Hans! Fetch the flammenwerfer!

    • ignoreLander

      “I often get asked, are you a boy or a girl?”

      Well, kids, he’s a boy. Albeit an unfathomably effeminate boy who is also wearing womens’ clothing and makeup.

      See, kids, this is what a couple generations of soy overconsumption, stimulating estrogen levels in males, will do to a society. Be scared children, be very scared.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This fits in with the dolt down near the end of the thread that asked how do you breed traits in dogs…

    • Nephilium

      Good deal. When I mentioned the Rev would be playing out in Eastern PA, the girlfriend immediately asked when?! She apparently thought it was in the near future.

      • Timeloose

        Not as near as I would wish, but the fact it is happening at all is encouraging. He would tour the area in the early 90’s, but so did a lot of bands.

        Matt in the video’s is a great guy. I pulled him out of retirement to play my wife’s birthday bash. This time he did it to play with the Rev.

      • Bones

        I saw the Rev in Carbondale ’92 ish. Unfortunately for the Rev he had the VooDoo Glowskulls open for him. By the time they were done, the whole place was a sweaty (bloody) mess. He rocked out, but the VDGS killed him.

      • Nephilium

        Speaking of the Voodoo Glow Skulls… they did drop some new songs this past year.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Still holding to their roots too.

      • Bones

        Sweet, I flipped Firme on after my comment. I’ll listen to the new stuff next!

      • Bones

        Make America Skank Again
        The Karen Song
        Suburban Zombies

        Sofa King Good!!!

    • DEG

      Queued up for later viewing. Thanks!

  22. Pope Jimbo

    I hate everyone.

    The local hot story is that two 14 year-old girls made a racist video where they said bad things about another 14 year-old girl! Can you imagine?!?! Young girls being catty and mean. I never heard of such a thing.

    So the Pitchfork Mob is out in force. They have sexism, bullying and racism to complain about. The entire school had to be shut down because of “student outrage”. (Whatever happened to adult teachers telling kids to settle down?)

    The wrinkle that might ruin everything?

    The Shakopee Mdewakanton Sioux Community said one of the girls using racial slurs in the video was a member of their community.

    The band condemned the slurs and said the video has also brought threats to their community. Leaders later added they’ve canceled a previously planned community event set for Saturday.

    For people living near reservations, it won’t come as a surprise to find out that the Indians are saying racist stuff about black people. For progressive white people it might be a shock.

    Honestly, this whole thing is so fucking dumb. It is 14 year-olds being dumb and stupid. A call to parents, some detention and that is it. Nope. Gotta escalate to Big Story in the local news and the kids have to be allowed to run riot.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘For people living near reservations, it won’t come as a surprise to find out that the Indians are saying racist stuff about black people. For progressive white people it might be a shock.’

      For anyone who doesn’t live in a bubble, that isn’t a shock. Not that I’m saying natives are particularly racist towards black people. I’m saying some of the most racist shit I’ve ever heard about a minority group came out of the mouth of a different minority.

    • juris imprudent

      Am I surprised that white-proggie-society treats the behavior of 14 year olds as indicative of society at large? No. Because all of those assholes are terminally adolescent.

  23. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So I need a glib ruling.

    Sales rep that I spent an hour and a half with on Monday in my office just called me to tell me that he popped positive for COVID. He didn’t appear to be symptomatic during the meeting.

    I’ve got two events on Sunday. Have to get my son to a church service in the morning so he can play pipe organ and I’m supposed to video record my daughter’s symphony performance in the afternoon.

    I’m feeling fine at the moment and I do have at-home tests.

    Thoughts?

    • Q Continuum

      Might as well do the at-home tests before going to church. It seems the courteous thing to do.

    • Rat on a train

      If you feel sick, stay home. If not, go on with your life.

      • R C Dean

        This. The overreaction to COVID, given its actual risk, absolutely includes asymptomatic testing.

    • Swiss Servator

      Yeah, plan for testing, and if you pop, someone else to step in.

      • DEG

        Yes, this.

        Plus what Rat on a train said.

    • R.J.

      Here in OKLATX you can still get ‘free’ drive through instant tests at major drugstores. If you can do the same, just do it for peace of mind prior to going. Also if sick stay home. Basically a combination of the two previous comments.

      • Nephilium

        Hell, we’ve got little pop up drive through testing places in parking lots. They’re operating out of shipping containers.

    • The Other Kevin

      I can incubate for 3-4 days, so I’d say test now, and another one at the last minute Sunday.

      • The Other Kevin

        *It. I WISH I could incubate for 3-4 days sometimes.

      • R.J.

        I was about to say- that sounds awesome, please describe how you can incubate for 3-4 days.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL

      In communicating with the director of the symphony, she said just take a test prior and wear a mask. They’ll all be masked so it should be OK.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      What would you do for the Flu?

      Thats what you do for this situation.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Of course, I never wear a mask and have been spreading SARS-COVID19 every day for the past 18 months.

        Im a menace to society!

    • Bones

      Those bitches need some old fashioned learnin’ about touching other people’s stuff.

      But in all seriousness, they are also the types that would flip their shit had the tables been turned. “We need some muscle over here!”

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Betty or Veronica?

    Judy Jetson.

    Hubba hubba.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wilma Flintstone. Red head and she loves bam bam.

      • robc

        That was Archie’s plan.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. Is that some MAP propaganda? Get thee away, you Normalizer!!!

        Wait. Did you just link that because of what she said? OK then.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of shocked faces, I hope you didn’t put your’s away too soon. Study finds that minimum wage increases let to less restaurant jobs!

    But, but, but it was only restaurant jobs! All the other sectors were unaffected. Honest.

    Minimum wage increases being rolled out in Minneapolis and St. Paul led to a decline in restaurant jobs before the pandemic, a study by the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis found.

    In 2018 and 2019, most low-wage sectors in the cities didn’t see a statistically significant change in employment or hours worked because of the minimum wage increases, the bank’s research said.

    But a subset of one category — restaurant workers — saw a larger impact because they were making less to begin with, said Anusha Nath, a Minneapolis Fed researcher who conducted the study along with University of Minnesota professors Loukas Karabarbounis and Jeremy Lise.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In the Minneapolis Fed study, researchers looked at wage and employment data from other cities in Minnesota that had been trending similarly to Minneapolis and St. Paul. Using that as a comparison, they calculated that in 2018 and 2019, hourly wages at full-service restaurants in Minneapolis rose 4% and at limited-service restaurants 9% more than they would have if there had not been a city-mandated wage increase.

      At the same time, the number of restaurant jobs in Minneapolis declined by an additional 12% and 18%, translating into about 2,900 fewer jobs over those two years, the researchers calculated.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Eli Stein, lead organizer with Restaurant Opportunities Center of Minnesota, a worker’s group that pushed for the $15-an-hour minimum wage increase, said the study is not an accurate assessment since it didn’t account for impacts from the pandemic.

        “In city after city, it’s been proven that wage increases don’t result in massive job loss,” Stein added.

        The left-leaning Economic Policy Institute also criticized the study, suggesting that the data and methodology couldn’t distinguish between the effects of wage increases and other factors. It called the estimated job loss “implausibly large and well outside the range of existing research on the minimum wage.”

        If I was someone who lost my restaurant job, I might be pissed at Eli Stein and his vast economic learning. I might even wonder who pays his salary and funds the Restaurant Opportunities Center of Minnesoda.

      • Suthenboy

        ““In city after city, it’s been proven that wage increases don’t result in massive job loss,” Stein added.”

        Imagine my shock when I find out another leftist is spinning more lies.

      • ignoreLander

        ““In city after city, it’s been proven that wage increases don’t result in massive job loss,” Stein added.”

        “It’s only very-high job loss, I mean, like, a lot. But not what you’d call MASSIVE. I mean it’s pretty close to massive, but I’d definitely only call it very very large,” explained Stein.

    • robc

      saw a larger impact because they were making less to begin with

      So the minimum wage increase actually affects the minimum wage jobs and not so much those already above it? Is water wet in Minnesota too?

      • juris imprudent

        There is a lot of water in Minnesota – they’ll need to study to determine if all of it is wet.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Thoughts?

    I lean heavily toward the “if you’re sick, don’t come in here” camp. Not “guilty until proven innocent.”

    As for “asymptomatic spread” they have so completely poisoned the well I think it’s bullshit.

    • Suthenboy

      As I have mentioned before, none of the ‘experts’ I have heard seem to know what a virus is, the dynamics of host/pathogen relations, or the means by which viruses are produced.

    • Sean

      As for “asymptomatic spread” they have so completely poisoned the well I think it’s bullshit.

      I’m with you on this one.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Muh-racisms.

    Racist, me thinks, the judge, is. Murder trial judge for #KyleRittenhouse says— ➡️ “I hope the Asian food isn’t coming on one of those boats from Long Beach Harbor”. ? What a complete joke and circus this #KyleRittenhouseTrial now is.

    That whole thread is aids.

    • Q Continuum

      Yawn.

      Another day, another prog pointlessly calling someone racist. How tedious.

    • Rebel Scum

      “If you’re willing to walk among us unvaccinated, you are an enemy,”…

      “Stay away from evil people who don’t care about your health,” he said.

      Tbf I have no intention of being near you, so…

      • Ownbestenemy

        I get it I guess, both camps have their narrative set and are now sticking their virtual flags on their virtual mountaintops.

        Wonder what his mother would say about calling people enemies though…

    • Trigger Hippie

      I guess I’m now more rock n roll than Gene Simmons…huh.

      • rhywun

        Him and his buddy (IIRC) Howard Stern are both on the lunatic deep end of this shit.

      • kbolino

        Risk fading into irrelevance and penury by staying on the edge, or collect steady paychecks by playing it safe.

    • Fourscore

      Gene Baby, I’ll ‘splain this to you. If you’ve been vaccinated it doesn’t matter what I do, unless, unless, your vaccine is impotent.

      See, that’s why I don’t hang out with fat people, you know, it may be contagious. You just can’t be too careful.

    • wdalasio

      They’re pretty damned good. I rather liked this one.

    • DrOtto

      I’ve never understood this or polygamy for the sheer exhaustion, never mind the once a month “attitude”.

      • Not Adahn

        the once a month “attitude”

        That’s what the “women’s hut” is for.

      • gbob

        Truth. Had about 4 years of two wonderful women in my life sharing a relationship. Each one would have been a great relationship. Both together? An emotional nightmare. Then again, I’m at the point of my life where the sex matters less than having a moment of peace. Monogamy is vastly superior.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m at the point of my life where the sex matters less

        I will only speak for myself. In one way, sex matters less because my husband and I are/have been under a lot of stress and that isn’t conducive to sessytime.

        However, sex is/was really important to me, but menopause has taken my libido away from me. Sure, stress and exhaustion has taken its toll on actually doing it, but I’m at the point where I skip over sex scenes in books because they’re icky, and either I don’t write them or I write them because I feel the story needs it. I feel like I have lost a very important part of myself, and I am grieving it.

      • juris imprudent

        never mind the once a month X # of wives

        Why you could be enjoying that nearly every week!

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s been a devastating discovery but relationships can come back from a crisis like this and be stronger than ever, as long as you are both prepared to work at it.

      Sure they can. lol.

    • waffles

      I don’t understand the logistics of this. A family is like a fulltime job.

    • PieInTheSky

      This guy never heard of escorts?

    • Ownbestenemy

      We spend so much time in OKC for our training that we have technicians who indeed, have two families. It really did look exhusting.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I have been “exposed” to the plague multiple times, by multiple people (“Hey, did you hear [X] tested positive? He was just in here a day or two ago!”)

    Still chugging along. As I have said from the beginning, if the hantavirus hasn’t gotten me, I won’t be losing a lot of sleep over this. I must have a pretty robust immune system.

    • Mojeaux

      My friend who has COVID, who is still in rehab and doing … okay — I took her to the emergency room in early August after cleaning her house the day before. So I was cooped up with her with her in a house and then in my car. I didn’t get sick. Kids didn’t get sick. Husband already had it in the early days (we think), and didn’t get it (again).

      When they talk about natural immunity, they don’t talk about people who were exposed, but never got sick at all. That said, I was not tested post being cooped up with it, so I can’t say for sure I wasn’t a superspreader.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, what is important here is that while I have one of the comorbidities (overweight), my friend is a transplant recipient, so she’s all sorts of immunocompromised.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m not particularly worried about myself, I’ve got prescriptions on hand if needed.

      I just would rather not spread it to anyone else and remain courteous.

      I’m fairly certain he was vaccinated, so odds are he was carrying a higher viral load before he became symptomatic.

    • rhywun

      We have all been exposed to it numerous times.

      How could it be otherwise?

  29. Brawndo

    If Cleese really wanted to protest, instead of cancelling himself, he should have just done a Hitler impersonation instead of whatever speech or routine he had planned.

    • robc

      Or come out dressed as Hitler then do your regular speech without ever acknowledging the costume.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Can’t agree. I support the free speech rights of people I don’t like, or who say things I personally find very offensive, but I wouldn’t show my support by emulating them.

      • Nephilium

        So no love for Springtime for Hitler?

      • PieInTheSky

        The historian guy did nothing wrong. What did you find offensive?

    • PieInTheSky

      that seems like a lot of work

  30. The Late P Brooks

    In the early stages of vaccine rollout, I said I’d wait because I am not morbidly obese, not a diabetic, don’t have cardiopulmonary disease. You know, not at particularly high risk. Let somebody like my 87 year old diabetic mother have, based on risk and benefit.

    The harder they push, the more firmly I am resolved.

    • The Last American Hero

      I turned it back on pro-vax wife and co-workers. “As a well off straight white male, why should I nose my way to the front of the vaccine trough when there are unvaxed BIPOC’s in our society? Sorry, but I’m passing on the vax to show how anti-racist I am. Oh what? You got yours the day after they became available? Well, each to their own.”

      I later got vaxed so my wife would quit nagging me.

      • Fourscore

        Kinda what the Mrs and I said. “Let the old people have our vaccine”

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “If you’re willing to walk among us unvaccinated, you are an enemy,”…

    Let the hate flow.

    • SDF-7

      Because not buying the tiger repelling rock is pulling tigers towards all those that did….

      • Ownbestenemy

        I wish we just had the old school crazy like Tiger Blood

  32. Tundra

    Good morning, Spud!

    I think I’m gonna take a pass on Mars.

    • cyto

      Going for a Trump moment?

      Grab em by the pussy worked in spades. The suburban housewife was infected with TDS instantly when that came out.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!”

      Because that’s not what teen boys do at all.

    • PieInTheSky

      ok I laughed

  33. Rebel Scum

    I’d call her retarded but that would be an insult to retarded people.

    Jayapal said that her constituents “are not talking about inflation, by the way. They’re talking about, hey, I don’t have enough money in my budget to pay for the things I need to pay for. And the reason I say it that way is because it’s really important to understand that if you’re on a fixed budget, as many people are, as I have been in my life, then what you’re always trying to do is balance what you have to spend with what you have in that budget. The way that we can fix that immediately while the supply chain issues are being worked out, while the economy recovers from COVID and the worst economic downturn we’ve seen in recent history is we can actually help families cut their costs. How do we do that? We pass the Build Back Better Act.”

    She continued that provisions in the bill “are the things that are going to immediately affect people’s pocketbooks, and that is why it is so important to pass the Build Back Better Act, which, I think, is actually going to help people survive through this time of recovery. Let’s be clear, it is going to take time to recover. We knew that. We have made tremendous progress on COVID. But my families are telling me, look, I still don’t have child care. My kids are just starting to get vaccinated and go back to school. That’s the uncertainty that families are living with, and we have to respond by cutting their costs, which is exactly what we do in Build Back Better.”

    I wonder if those things are related…

    • Gustave Lytton

      Another example of why political office should be limited entirely to native born residents of the specific jurisdiction. Her sister is fucking up Multnomah County (which Portland is mostly within).

      I’d go to the range any day with Winsome, but same for her. Sorry, not sorry.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I bet it would be orders of magnitude cheaper to simply cut checks to anyone making $X/year than it would be to pass that monstrosity of a bill. Probably much more effective too.

      But then the cronies wouldn’t get the cut they were promised when they helped to fortify the election.

      • cyto

        This is the gospel of Proggie

      • Drake

        Crop-dusting cities and towns with cash would be more cost effective.

      • Fourscore

        Bundles of Benjies

      • ignoreLander

        In high school my friends and I would get up in the middle of class and use the pretense of sharpening our pencil or throwing something away, and walk past each others’ desks, laying out a fart at face level right when we walked by. We called it “crop-dusting”.

        I can never hear that phrase for the rest of my life without giggling.

    • WTF

      “Your money doesn’t go as far because of inflation. So we need to fix that through even more inflationary spending.”
      And people vote for this shit.

    • The Other Kevin

      They 100% do not want to lower gas prices. Multiple people in the administration, including Biden himself, have said that climate change is their top priority. If they really want to lower energy prices, which would make everything else cheaper too, all they’d have to do is support drilling and pipelines in the US. They are doing the exact opposite.

      • rhywun

        They openly state that they want higher energy prices (not to mention CEO’s in jail).

        I think Orwell had a thing or two to say about people who simultaneously hold two opposite thoughts in their head.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Indian politicians in the US are the worst. Jayapal, the commie mayor(?) in Seattle, Ro Khanna.

      • juris imprudent

        They are appalled at how lax our caste system is. Really needs to be shaped up!

    • Suthenboy

      How were things a year and a half ago? What on earth could have happened to change that? What could it be?

  34. Gustave Lytton

    I hum that song to myself when I pull out the box of sugar for baking.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Today in local press doctors on vaccines:

    “I you had two doses more than 4 months ago we strongly urge a third to boos immunity. This one will probably last longer”

    “I do not understand opposition to vaccination, it is an act of normality ”

    Normality? There has never been a time when you had to do a vaccine every 6 months. What the fuck is normal about this? I did not take a flu vaccine yearly (and generally fared better sick wise than many who did) and I certainly am not taking one every 6 fucking months. I took the first to while saying to myself this shit will not become a habit. God fucking damn it I was mostly agnostic on the whole vaccine thing but now I am getting pissed.

    • Sean

      That’s just vaccine withdrawal, Pie. Take another hit and everything will be just fine.

      /Don’t. Shit’s poison.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. I had an annual checkup several weeks ago. My old doctor retired so I was assigned to a rando. The guy was in his late 20’s and didn’t like it when I a) didn’t call him Dr or doc and b) literally told him to “just stop talking” when he was going on about how I could get a booster shot that very day! Totally normal to need a booster shot vaccine. Lots of other vaccines need that booster too.

      He was very upset that I wouldn’t get the booster. And he couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that I was willing to get a tetanus shot and shingles vaccine shot but not the Rona jab.

      Nothing worse than a young doctor who thinks they know everything.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I would have sent that doctor crying.

        Once the doctor couldnt accept my preferences I would ask to see a different doctor immediately.

        I let doctors examine me and give me advice. What I do with that advice needs to be okay with them or I need to see a different doctor.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Furthermore, if the vaccine is not as effective against the Delta variant, and the booster hasn’t been tweaked to work against the Delta variant the way flu shots are tweaked every year, what’s the point of the booster?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        2 reasons for the lack of effectiveness: 1) spike is mutating away from the vaccine spike. 2) general effectiveness of shots declines precipitously after 3 months

        Delta benefits because of both. Booster addresses only 2). I’d expect some measurable benefit to boosting in the face of delta, but the benefit being very attenuated.

      • CPRM

        You don’t #Science bro! The virus isn’t mutating away from the vaccine spike, it’s mutating because of unvaxxed!

  36. PieInTheSky

    John Cleese cancels event at university over ‘woke rules,’ says he is ‘blacklisting’ himself for his Hitler impersonation – old news

  37. SDF-7

    Project Veritas raids by FBI get more fun.

    Apparently Veritas is suing the New York Times for defamation — and the Times is now posting leaked communication between Project Veritas and its legal counsel which had to come off of one of O’Keefe’s phones that was seized by the FBI in the raid. No corruption here, no sir!

    Let’s Go FBI.

    • kbolino

      When they say they’re being transparent, what they mean is they’ll force transparency on their enemies.

    • PieInTheSky

      The New York Times would never do something unethical

      • cyto

        The FBI is apparently quite confident that they are not just above the law, but completely untouchable after getting away with spying on Trump.

        Even their false flag operations barely have a fig leaf on them these days.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And nothing will happen. It was directed towards the wrong thinkers and they are obviously guilty because they sought counsel to determine if their actions, such as a sting operations or story they wanted to get undercover, were going to be legal or not…

      Remaining silent and seeking out a lawyer is now under attack and not just in shitty cop shows.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Let this serve as another example of why the FBI doesn’t need to just be reprimanded, but that it needs to be disbanded. The organization simply can not be trusted to uphold the rights of American citizens any longer, a reality that is borne out by its own politicized actions.

      This

      It cannot be reformed.

      • kbolino

        The FBI and DOJ proved this already in the 1990s with Waco and Ruby Ridge. When you combine the GOP and what remained of the Southern Democrats in the 1990s they likely had the votes to abolish both. They did nothing of the sort. I don’t recall any major reforms, either, for that matter. Just Janet Reno “taking full responsibility” (read: ensuring no one got held accountable).

      • juris imprudent

        The Church Commission was the failure – the obvious thing to do was tear it down, burn the remains and salt the earth. They instead chose to establish the FISC.

      • kbolino

        A failure at its stated objectives, definitely, but perhaps a rousing success at its actual objectives. A spurned petty bureaucrat brought down Nixon; the legislature was not about to strip the civil service of its coup power.

        And, as we saw with Snowden in 2013, most people don’t care that the IC broke its end of the public deal. Widespread spying is (mostly) a-okay as long as the Washington Post says so.

      • juris imprudent

        Well this was what was needed to fight the threat of INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM!!!

      • kbolino

        As with the War on Terror, it seems the justification was but a fig-leaf. Lee Kwan Yew, a man known for some exaggeration to be fair, believed rather strongly that the U.S. was trying to push his country left, and was using commies to do it.

      • cyto

        But at least that one was just a screw up.

        Now we have gone from “sting operations” that look more like “find some learning disabled teen and convince him to meet you somewhere so you can arrest a deadly terrorist and ensure continued funding” all the way to FBI agents asking the President of the United States if they are being sent to interview the incoming DNI (whom they just got done clearing of any wrongdoing) in order to “get him to lie so we get him fired… Or get him arrested?”

        The too several layers of the FBI and DOJ are clearly absolutely fine with using their position to support their political team.

      • kbolino

        They removed and contained threats, and if you really got them to spill the beans, that’s likely what they’d say. Threats to themselves and their power, of course, but cloaked in the guise of protecting “the country”. They are Democrats, yes, but why they do this is not really about “partisan politics” as such. They wouldn’t have done it to Jeb.

  38. Rebel Scum

    Someone wants a war.

    President Lukashenko reacted to the possibility of Brussels imposing further additional sanctions on his country on Thursday, something that several high-profile European Union politicians have called for in recent weeks, including European Commissioner Ylva Johansson in the wake of the new migrant crisis.

    “We are heating Europe, and they are threatening to close the border,” Lukashenko said, according to the Belarusian state news agency Belta and reported by the Financial Times.

    “What if we cut off gas to them? Therefore I recommend that the leaders of Poland, Lithuania and the other headless people think before speaking. We should not stop at anything to defend our sovereignty and independence,” he added.

    The Poles can never catch a break.

    • rhywun

      Whoever thought that relying on the East for your energy would become problematic?!

  39. The Late P Brooks

    I think I’m gonna take a pass on Mars.

    C’mon, go full Sandi or stay home.

    • cyto

      Might be the finest parody ever. Or not…

  40. Rebel Scum

    I’m sure there will be no negative consequences here.

    On Armistice Day, 58,000 of the UK care home workers who have been lovingly tending our old folk throughout the pandemic have been booted out of their jobs.

    Their crime? Refusing to get the vaccine shots which Health Secretary Sajid Javid now insists must be compulsory for all care home workers.

    • Drake

      But healthcare heroes?!

      Funny how many of the people directly involved in healthcare are the ones adamantly refusing the shots.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    We have all been exposed to it numerous times.

    How could it be otherwise?

    True. We are swimming in a poisonous soup of deadly microbes every day.

    I was referring to more specific events, of the sort the people frantically pushing “contact tracing” want to track.

    Spoiler alert: I did not quarantine for two weeks. Not even two minutes.

  42. PieInTheSky

    Jeffrey Toobin
    @JeffreyToobin
    I wonder what the verdict would be in the #RittenhouseTrial if the defendant were a Black seventeen year old from another state who killed two people with an illegal assault weapon?

    https://twitter.com/JeffreyToobin/status/1458970148115828736

    If a black kid was acquitted of this very thing tomorrow, in two weeks this would be the same dumb talking point.

    • rhywun

      If every reply isn’t “Whip it out” I will have lost all faith in humanity.

      • kbolino

        Much of Twitter is fake. A connected journalo like Toobin likely has auto-block on anyone outside of the approved sphere.

    • Rebel Scum

      Disregarding that Toobin is a dishonest hack, I wonder…

    • kbolino

      an illegal assault weapon

      Journalists don’t lie about Rittenhouse challenge (difficulty: impossible)

    • juris imprudent

      I’m just surprised he can tweet with one thumb.

      • CPRM

        That wasn’t his thumb…

  43. l0b0t

    I made the kids sit through The Blues Brothers yesterday. Daughter already loves Bye Bye Birdie, Hairspray, Cry Baby, Rocky Horror, Little Shop, etc.; she loved it. Son enjoyed the car chases and destructive elements. A good time turned great however, when they both went crazy in the living room dancing along with the Ray Charles number.

  44. Rebel Scum

    I don’t see how Rittenhouse doesn’t walk free, soon after ending arguments.

    Vote guilty because they submit to the riotous mob. I’m not very optimistic, despite the fact that the trial should not even be occurring, considering the evidence.

    • PieInTheSky

      Max Berger
      @maxberger
      The right-wing defense of Kyle Rittenhouse is an extremely dark portent for our democracy.

      He’s like an evil John Brown — willing to use violence to defend the racial hierarchy against the rising tide of multiracial democracy. Defending him is an endorsement of apartheid.

      https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1458508673580519428

      keep this in mind when you defend the guy

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah – ignore all of that “innocent until proven guilty” business, pure white privilege.

      • kbolino

        In the new hierarchy, white felons who riot for the right reasons are apparently no longer white.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah buddy, if your “rising tide of multiracial democracy,” involves the typical amount of looting and burning? You can take that shit on up the road.

      • kbolino

        The looting and arson will stop once the promised land has been reached.

        (No, really, stop laughing)

      • juris imprudent

        The harmony of all being equally miserable and impoverished – raising up our voices in praise of our glorious revolutionary leaders.

  45. PieInTheSky

    I posted abut this yesterday but

    This concept video from SpinLaunch is super exciting

    Instead of booster rockets, their launch system is a vacuum-sealed centrifuge spinning the rocket at several times the speed of sound before releasing

    https://twitter.com/AlecStapp/status/1458835388974444545

    • cyto

      No chance this works. Scaling to this size was amazing, but it is small and also only goes to mach 1. Actually surprising they couldn’t go faster. An air gun with helium and an evacuated barrel might be faster and potentially even more gentle.

      But the big thing is scaling up. The lateral forces on the scaled up version are going to be immense. Also, the ATM has to rebalance for the massive weight almost instantly upon release. Good luck getting that to work reliably.

    • Not Adahn

      That is WAY below orbital velocity.

  46. PieInTheSky

    Idea: you should have a device on you like those things for insulin which constantly pumps vax in your body

    • Nephilium

      No. I’ve seen this movie, you carry around a little gun shaped object that’s loaded with premeasured doses of the vaccine. Every 12 hours or so, alarms go off through the cities, and everyone pauses to inject themselves with their newest dose.

  47. PieInTheSky

    Jane Coaston
    @janecoaston
    ·
    21h
    I have a very silly question to which I have absolutely no answer:

    Why do dog breeds differ so widely, and why do specific breeds have specific characteristics (labrador retrievers love to eat, poodles are geniuses)?

    Maggie Hendricks
    @maggiehendricks
    ·
    21h
    Because many dogs were bred (and somewhat evolved) to do specific jobs, so there were traits that came along to do that jobs. Like, rat terriers were used to hunt vermin, so they are generally very protective of their people.

    Jane Coaston
    @janecoaston
    Replying to
    @maggiehendricks
    How does one breed… traits?

    https://twitter.com/janecoaston/status/1458858555738660864

    also magnets how do they work? No one knows.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If she were a 10 year old asking that question, sure. Shows inquisitiveness, curiosity and wonder.

      I am assuming she is a college graduate and apparently skipped anything that was part of a well-rounded education.

      • PieInTheSky

        Journalist for NYT and VOX so based on this fact-checker material

      • kbolino

        It would be extremely gauche to admit that humans can be bred like animals. Anything which would refer back to the possibility of some level of biological determinism in human behavior is currently verboten. Taken to its logical conclusion, it becomes unfathomable that non-humans can have any biological determinism either.

      • cyto

        If only there were some political group in the US with a history of this sort of thinking….

      • kbolino

        I think that oversimplifies the history of pro- and anti-eugenic positions.

      • cyto

        Sure.

        But the progressives were unquestionably eugenicists, and enthusiastically and quite publicly so.

    • juris imprudent

      Twitter – because having MORON tattooed on your forehead is less obvious.

      • Ownbestenemy

        She has an opinion piece about climate change that uses a photo of a man’s forehead, with what appears to be the traditional mark used for Ash Wednesday but instead is a climate change slogan and a tree in place of the cross. Not a religion though.

  48. Rebel Scum

    Karma is a bitch.

    Young Cardiologist dies in sleep two weeks after getting Booster Vaccine…

    Dr. Sohrab Lutchmedial dedicated more than 20 years to the New Brunswick Heart Centre and the care of patients suffering from heart disease, said a statement from the staff of the New Brunswick Heart Centre.

    “For those that won’t get the shot for selfish reasons – whatever – I won’t cry at their funeral” Dr. Lutchmedial said in a tweet this Summer.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And nobody learned a damn thing from it.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    How does one breed… traits?

    something something three generations of imbeciles

  50. wdalasio

    So, apparently, the moronic Twitter mobs are now demanding Letitia Wright be replaced on the cast of the Black Panther sequel because she’s expressed opposition to COVID vaccine mandates. If there’s any justice in the world, it will be with Gal Godot, just to watch the heads explode.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Forbes was always kind of a joke, but now they’re reaching Business Insider levels of idiocy.

      • Nephilium

        I believe part of Forbes is allowing people to pay to host their blogs. Which means the blog gets to coast on what little credibility that Forbes has left.

      • wdalasio

        Nah. How about Charlize Theron?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      moronic Twitter mobs

      This message brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

  51. Ed Wuncler

    He writes: “Science fiction has often portrayed Martians or aliens coming from Mars as being tall and lanky and thin.”

    Weaker bones due to the lack of gravity could also cause a woman pelvis to break during childbirth.”

    In the Expanse, the people living on the Belt are taller and lankier but also have a harder time having children.

    • PieInTheSky

      But the samoan martian chick looks buff

      • Not Adahn

        She trains in 1G.

      • cyto

        She is definitely a head turner. And the reaction to her puts the lie to “men only want anorexic models” to look at.

        Attractive is attractive. Unattractive is unatractive, oven if you get a bunch of tattoos, shave part of your head and die your hair a neon color. To quote Roddy Piper:. That’s like pouring perfume on a pig.

  52. Rebel Scum

    UCal football game canceled after 44 positive Covid tests… The team is 99% Vaccinated…

    Berkeley’s Department of Public Health laid out previously unreported details about what is clearly a major Covid outbreak in the Cal football program — including that at least 44 people in the program have tested positive for Covid over the past ten days.

    “Berkeley Public Health continues to work closely with University Health Services to help contain and respond to a major COVID-19 outbreak involving the coaches, students, and staff in the Cal Football program,” the statement begins. “All of these 44 lab-confirmed cases involve people infected with highly contagious Covid, which spreads easily unless public health safeguards are used.”

    It doesn’t stop until you stop participating.

    • PieInTheSky

      it was that 1% that did it.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        My neighbor was going downhill after getting Covid. Not ICU bad but felt like the worse flu she ever had. Took OTC ivermectin, quinine, and zinc on Day 2. Started feeling much better within hours.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve got ivermectin on hand as well as quercetin and zinc. I’m also arranging for fluvoxamine through an online doc.

        The question for the NP is whether she will prescribe monoclonal antibodies if I request them. My wife’s doctor has already committed to doing so.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Stop spreading disinformation about people’s lived experience.

    • rhywun

      spreads easily unless public health safeguards are used.

      FTFY

  53. The Late P Brooks

    “For those that won’t get the shot for selfish reasons – whatever – I won’t cry at their funeral” Dr. Lutchmedial said in a tweet this Summer.

    Fact check: true.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Thank you for the bitter laugh I got out of that.

    • ignoreLander

      Fact check: true.

      Hilarious, thank you. Also:

      For those that won’t get the shot for selfish reasons

      The selfish reason like, I don’t want to risk my personal health and risk dying or being unable to work and support those who depend on me (for a virus I have a 99% chance of surviving naturally)?

      In a collective, anything is #SELFISH!

  54. PieInTheSky

    speaking of Business Insider are people here team BI or team Dave Portnoy?

  55. DEG

    Austria’s chancellor on Thursday stepped up threats of lockdown measures for unvaccinated people, as new coronavirus cases in the Alpine nation are soaring. The country’s worst-affected province said it plans to take that step next week.

    Urgh.

    “I apologise to anyone at Cambridge who was hoping to talk with me, but perhaps some of you can find a venue where woke rules do not apply,” Cleese tweeted.

    Nicely done.

    For those interested: Today’s Rekieta Law livestream. Nothing from the court today so far. The lawyers and judge are working on jury instructions and final motions. It’s just a panel discussing the trial so far.

    • DEG

      The livestream has switched to the courtroom. The judges and lawyers are debating jury instructions.

    • The Other Kevin

      Saw that last night. He was asked if he talked to the guy he replaced. He said yes, briefly, and told him if he needs anything, call because “I’m your representative now.” Thought that was pretty funny.

    • Ownbestenemy

      My guess though is he will be boxed out, ineffectual because of that and the people will clamor to get the mob lackey back into office.

      • Drake

        Safe guess for any NJ Republican.

  56. Annoyed Nomad

    I’m going to have to agree with Kamala Harris.

    That Joe Biden guy is kinda racist.

    • Suthenboy

      The same way a hagfish is kinda slimy.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    “All of these 44 lab-confirmed cases involve people infected with highly contagious Covid, which spreads easily unless public health safeguards are used.”

    Call me crazy, but it looks to me as if your “public health safeguards” do about fuck-all to impede the spread.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      10 yard penalty for encroachment by getting within 2 yards of your opponent.

    • kbolino

      Reichstag Fire-Enabling Act speedrun

    • kbolino

      Also,

      Latvians not fully vaccinated: 43%
      Latvian legislators not fully vaccinated: 9%

      So representative, much democracy

    • kbolino

      Since the earliest days of the pandemic, there has been one collective goal for bringing it to an end: achieving herd immunity.

      “Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia”

    • rhywun

      Huh? Herd immunity has never been their goal – it has always been “no sniffle anywhere anytime”.

    • PieInTheSky

      Trust the experts

    • CPRM

      Vaccines have been quite effective at preventing cases of COVID-19 that lead to severe illness and death, but none has proved reliable at blocking transmission of the virus, Jones noted.

      vaccination is not just an act of personal protection but a way to protect the community.

      How the hell do these people square that circle?

      • Ownbestenemy

        They don’t have to. No one will challenge those statements.

      • kbolino

        Your purpose in the community is to keep nurses and bureaucrats from doing more work.

    • Suthenboy

      THis ‘pandemic’ has allowed the PTB to grab power beyond their wildest dreams. They dont intend to ever let it end.

  58. Mojeaux

    With the New Society (looting, pillaging, arson, assault, and Socialism–but I repeat myself) coming on, I will need instructions on how to find reliable people to buy things on the black market. I haven’t a clue how to do that.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They become known quite quickly in my experience. Make some friends with immigrants for sure and have a few ‘shady, but gentle’ friends to get those hard to find items.

      • Fourscore

        “Let me know if you need anything”

        My parents were the meekest and not well educated but they quickly found the places and people that had work arounds in WW2

    • The Other Kevin

      Get comfortable with the idea of getting stuff from the trunk of a car in a dimly lit park.

      • Fourscore

        Meant for Jim in #49. I’m old so I have an explanation

    • rhywun

      #meneither

    • PieInTheSky

      I hate haggling.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Start with the local farmer’s market. Work out your network from there.

      Local, cash-only businesses are where to start. The even less detectable opportunities come after that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep, we are prepared to go full cash only for the dog grooming business, especially with the financial spying they want to do. We keep the trailer non-descript for a reason. All our advertising is word of mouth and cards. We were planning an online presence, but since have said nah.

        Now of course, we are already bartering for services/goods with several clients. Groom your dog for veggies out of the garden, or whatever else we can get like spices, haircuts, etc.

    • Nephilium

      Know anyone who partakes of any illicit substances? The reason marijuana is a gateway drug isn’t that it leads to other drugs, but it leads to connections to the black markets.

      • rhywun

        I don’t even know a “weed guy”. I always got my drugs through friends.

        I’m toast.

      • Mojeaux

        Know anyone who partakes of any illicit substances?

        Well, no. That’s the entire problem.

        Now, I have A Guy™ or two for specific things, so I suppose that’s where I’d start.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Re Mojeaux’s lost mojo: try DHEA?

      • Mojeaux

        That’s been suggested to me before and I completely forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.

      • Trigger Hippie

        /waves

      • Mojeaux

        Oh! I have another Guy™! And I can legitimately say “my dealer”. If I were to say it at all. Which I wouldn’t.

    • Rebel Scum

      “Lower your expectations.” – Princess Gingervitis

  59. The Other Kevin

    I’m not sure what to expect for the Rittenhouse verdict. Part of me says the jurors will give the mob what they want because they’re afraid for their own safety. But on the other hand, they live there, they see what the mob has done to their community, and now they’ve seen up close and personal what kind of person is part of that mob.

    • kbolino

      He’s got a gun charge too. It’s also BS but it’s a misdemeanor and it gives them an easy out to convict on.

      • cyto

        If they really did need something to hang their hat on, that would be a good one, because it is low consequence and has a reasonable chance of reversal.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        There’s no clear video of the first shooting of Rosenbaum. My guess is convicted of shooting Rosenbaum on a lesser charge. Maybe the gun charges. And not guilty on the other charges.

      • cyto

        If they are following the law and do find that the first shooting was illegal… The subsequent shootings are also illegal, as he forfeits his right to self defense if he is being apprehended pursuant to those bad acts.

        So if you can logic your way into “he had no right to defend himself from this guy who had earlier promised to kill him and who chased him down and grabbed his weapon”…. Well, then you are pretty much all the way to guilty on all charges.

        But there is plenty of evidence, video and otherwise, to refute this. It remains to be seen how they follow it though.

      • R C Dean

        If they are following the law and do find that the first shooting was illegal… The subsequent shootings are also illegal

        I don’t think so. He “retreated” after the first shooting, so the subsequent encounters stand on their own. I don’t think there’s any basis for the subsequent assaults to be considered “citizen’s arrests”.

        If I beat up your buddy and leave the bar, and you run after me and try to bash my head with your skateboard, you are committing assault.

      • R C Dean

        There’s no clear video of the first shooting of Rosenbaum.

        Which is why they put him on the stand.

        Amazing how quickly the FBI “losing” the high-def video of that shooting disappeared from both the trial and the news.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The defense is trying to prevent lesser included offenses for homicides. They should object to that.

        The prosecution charged this young man with wreckless homicides and should either prove that beyond a reasonable doubt or Rittenhouse walks free.

        The judge said that Wisconsin law has a standard for lesser included offenses which requires a likelihood of acquittal of the primary charge and likelihood for conviction on lesser offense.

        This judge is not letting the prosecution run this trial like they want to.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        That gun charge wont be an easy conviction. The defense lawyers argued that the state never proved he violated that law.

        Evidently, the law applies to 18 and under who have a rifle/shotgun that violates the length rules.

        The prosecutors are begging for lessor and included offenses in the jury instructions and for the judge not to dismiss that weapon charge. They dont seem too confident in convictions on homicides.

        I HATE HATE that the defense attorneys are not challenging the gun charge as a void law because it violates the 2nd Amendment. He has time served anyways.

    • EvilSheldon

      Self-defense claims often come down to jury instructions. We’ll see.