“I p-p-p-pass an infrastructure bill and still no one likes me,” Hunter says, sitting in his father’s fake office chair in the fake Oval Office the White House staff had built for Joe to be filmed in.
A girl with scabs on her face walks in, teetering on stripper heels, straightening her red wig and saying, “I tolds them not complain about ya at the press cwonfrance.”
“Thank you, Jen, my juicy Strawberry,” Hunter said.
“Am I suppose to take my clothes off now?” she asked, picking at her face with long fake nails.
“The script says to wait until the copy repair guy comes in,” Hunter hissed.
“Aren’t you the copy repair guy?” she asked. She begins to cough, a wet, rattling in her chest. A glob of phlegm, greenish in the klieg lights, flys across the set.
“No, I’m The President,” Hunter says. “Didn’t you read the script?”
“I can’t read,” she says. “I have dysmorphia.”
“You mean dyslexia?”
“I’m am not defined by my disease,” she says robotically, a rehearsed response. “I am a victim of society’s failure to help the downtrodden.”
“OK, back to one!’ Hunter says.
A make-up artist scurries out of the shadows and begins to powder his face lightly. A production assistant wearing gloves herds the fake Jen back to her mark.
“More rouge on my cock,” he says.
“It already looks like a dog erection,” the make-up artist murmurs.
“Redder, goddammit! I want it to look like a flaming sword of justice!”
“It’ll all just come off in her.”
“Then she’ll have a flaming vagina of justice!”
“I need ta take a shit!” fake Jen screams off stage.
“Hold it for Act II!” Hunter screams back and waves the make-up girl away.
“Hurry!” she says. “You said I needed ta be ready ta go!”
“Fuck,” Hunter says. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” And then: “Where’s Rodney?!?”
A skinny little hillbilly comes running up, looking around. He asks, “Hey, I ain’t on camera, am I? You said I didn’t have to be on no camera.”
“Give it to me,” Hunter said.
Rodney makes an elaborate show of checking his cheap little watch. “Now you said not to no give you none before lunch. And we gots at least half-hour ‘fore lunch.”
“Now, dammit, now,” Hunter says.
“OK, but don’t you go getting all mad at me later on. I don’ts want to hear no hollar’n.” Rodney brings out the glass pipe and a baggie of filthy yellow meth chunks.
Hunter leans back as Rodney gets the pipe ready. The actress playing his niece Finnegan is laughing somewhere in the press area and practicing her Delaware accent. She is dressed in a tear-away Japanese schoolgirl outfit.
“OK, big man,” Rodney says. Hunter doesn’t open his eyes until the pipe is in his mouth and the butane torch begins to hiss.
Inhalation, little fireworks going off, his lungs hitching once, twice in rebellion. He exhales slowly, bathing his erection in smoke. Bliss.
“I still gotta shit, ya know!” scabby Jen yells.
“I know!” Hunter roars, his rouged cock bobbing to a beat only he can hear.
Horrible.
I loved it.
Who exactly rated this a family friendly site?
A site that has apparently gone under.
Family friendly. Not lunch friendly.
Manson family friendly
Manson Family.
Dammit!
You know I was thinking Addams Family.
Horrifying, but funny,
Good work SF! you deranged Fuck!
That one almost got me.
Why do these post at lunch time?
When Glibfit fails, SF is there to curb your appetite.
Boy,that was close, well done SF
/chokes back vomit
“Redder, goddammit! I want it to look like a flaming sword of justice!”
You never disappoint.
5 stars
A production assistant wearing gloves herds the fake Jen back to her mark.
Gloves? This set is more toxic than a real-life Outbreak!
That got me…fucking golden.
“Save it for act three”
That one got me to chuckle out loud in the pizzeria I’m sitting in.
I’m usually here on Wednesday. The H&H keeps me from ordering anything too saucy like veal parmigiana.
Sausage and meatballs?
*tentatively continues chewing meatball*
I may have made a poor choice for Wednesday lunch.
Is it a spicy, chewy meatball?
https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8
Also-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0om09RR6VdE
Im prepping some corned beef to make some pastrami and that elevated this Wednesday’s reading
Not the ‘Red Rocket of Retribution?’
That comes in act III, as well.
This is…
Wow.
Yesterday morning one of my dogs woke me up at dawn (normal) sporting a huge red erection (not normal). It was a pretty horrific sight to wake up to. I admit to busting up laughing while reading this.
God how do you think of this stuff? I’ve never read anything like it.
Berenson reporting OSHA dropped the mandate and media not reporting.
From what I’ve seen it’s pending the outcome of litigation. So not a huge win, but at least they’re not just ignoring the lawsuits like Biden asked them to.
Yes.
If the litigation goes their way, they’ll be back on implementing the mandate.
Link, please?
Paywalled. Suspended as TOK notes above.
https://m.theepochtimes.com/osha-suspends-enforcement-of-vaccine-mandate-after-court-block_4108842.html
Thanks. Here’s one that should work…
https://www.ntd.com/osha-suspends-enforcement-of-vaccine-mandate-after-court-block_702810.html
My cynical self notes that they aren’t even suspending the directive itself, but just enforcement. So companies can still use as an excuse to either require it based on that alone or to avoid penalties under future compliance.
Yeah, while my first reading of this made me very happy it didn’t take long for the elation to crash back down. Basically all this says is, “Look how magnanimous we are not following Biden’s illegal order to carry on enforcing his illegal mandate, until a corrupt court has a chance to legitimize our illegal enforcement of said illegal mandate”.
When asking the question, “why are so many companies doing [something] so eagerly?” the answer is simply incentives: they have been asked to do it and will be rewarded for it (by their investors) and they will be shielded from liability and punishment (by the government).
Or, to put it another way, OSHA is just a bit player in this drama.
will be rewarded for it (by their investors)
Not so much by their investors (most public company executives have approximately zero contact with anyone who buys their stock other than their fellow execs).
Its by their peer group, other members of the ruling/managerial elite. Just like the hysterical rush to impement CRT training – they do it for strokes at cocktail parties, not because it raises their share price.
Ruling/managerial elite includes C-suite and board members of public companies, gov’t/nonprofit/NGO complex, and large institutional investors (BlackRock, Vanguard, FRTIB, CalPERS, etc.). You are right that this is spread through socialization, but public-company CEOs’ social set includes representation of their investors, whether directly or indirectly.
This may be the closest to reality yet.
It’s going to show up on the next laptop he loses.
Good lord! That was horrifying, yet magnificent at the same time.
Bravo!
there are things and this is one of them
. She is dressed in a tear-away Japanese schoolgirl outfit. – this sounds unusually appealing for one of these posts
Hawt.
Just got an email from UPS saying there’s a smoked turkey on my front porch. Considering leaving work early to prevent wandering bears from eating it.
Pictured
there are many weird things here.
Yeah. Why is UPS sending notifications?
Oscar’s does that whenever they ship stuff.
You can also sign up for notifications if you want.
I think Tonio can restrain himself!
Only because he hasn’t has an Oscar’s smoked turkey.
OT: Another day, another sketch FBi raid
I must have missed where the claims were actually discredited, seeing as they’ve never even been seriously investigated.
Weird, I’ve never seen a host of debunked stuff, be it Russia collusion, Steele dossier, police misconduct concerning that guy in Furguson, MO, numerous elections where Democrats claim irregularities, etc., being characterized as “discredited claims”.
Odd how it only goes one way, eh?
It would be amusing for them to one day do one of these gonzo raids and suddenly find themselves in the entry of a home surrounded by claymores. Maybe then they’d think about going back to knocking on the door and presenting the warrant before doing a dynamic entry.
No, that would only be used as further proof of domestic terrorism and why they need even less knockier raids.
Just turn it into a Saw scenario – when you kill the dirty cop, the rest can go free.
So, you’re not letting any of them go?
Just seeing which one the others turn on first.
Cue “I never said there was only one dirty cop” when they look all confused when the door doesn’t unlock after they greased one of their colleagues.
knocking on the door and presenting the warrant before doing a dynamic entry
Like in accordance with the constitution?
C’mon, man, that thing was written 100 years ago by white guys!
We can all thank the War on Drugs for this, after all, that gram might get flushed down the toilet if we can’t crash through the door.
What you want is an old fashioned Poachers Trap:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/fe/38/5dfe38a00ed69946ea7509d0fa38d0ca.jpg
Pay no attention to why a county DA is obtaining and serving federal court warrants.
The enforcement arm of the DNC in action.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/fbi-raids-home-county-clerk-whistleblower-tina-peters-state-official-refused-wipe-election-data-computers-without-making-copy/
Meanwhile in VA they want to recount until they find enough ballots to maintain control of the house.
Two incumbent Democrats who trail Republican challengers in close races in Virginia’s House of Delegates announced Tuesday that they will seek recounts, leaving control of the House in limbo.
Republicans have won 50 seats and Democrats have won 48. Republicans hold razor-thin margins in the two remaining races that are headed to a recount, according to certified results from the Nov. 2 election, leaving open a remote possibility of a 50-50 split in the chamber.
The Associated Press hasn’t called those two races: District 91, where Republican A.C. Cordoza leads Democratic Del. Martha Mugler by 94 votes out of 27,388 votes counted; and District 85, where Republican Karen Greenhalgh leads Democratic Del. Alex Askew by 127 votes out of 28,413 votes counted. The margin in both races is under 0.5%, which allows losing candidates to request state-funded recounts.
https://dailyexpose.uk/2021/11/16/are-the-fully-vaccinated-developing-covid-19-vaccine-induced-acquired-immunodeficiency-syndrome/
Gonna be a rough winter, if true.
Could end up a very wet spring/summer, what with the rivers of blood flowing.
Should I buy a kayak?
CoofAIDS?
Early Xmas ’21 present
Hold the fuck up
I am deeply suspicious of the reliability of this source.
Yep, I caught that too.
I figured someone would focus on the “decimates” usage.
10%, baby!
I’m okay with using ‘decimate’ as a colloquial for ‘to inflict large losses upon’.
Trying to catch up before taking off to the grocery store so reading fast and even I caught that. Alleged? WTF?
Data is data, regardless whether they “allege” HIV virus.
That said, I’m more concerned from a quick skim that they seem to switch from rates when it comes to cases, which makes the vaccines look very bad, to absolute numbers in hospitalizations and deaths, which also makes the vaccines “look” bad, but largely because they are an increasing fraction of the population. In hospitalization and death, the rates actually make the vaccine’s look good. So the switching between is troubling and is no different than what Pfauci has been doing. This doesn’t help. They do seem to be looking at changes with time within the vaccine group in those metrics, so there maybe something there. But a quick, not very careful reading – that switch really jumped out at me. Especially since they pointed out the disingenuous vaccine trial practice of reporting only relative risk; they know something about statistics and how to manipulate them.
Again, will take a more careful read to figure out what’s going on. Don’t know if I have the energy for that today.
I feel as if no matter how harmful these vaccines wind up being, they will never admit their mistakes. It will be blamed on the unvaccinated like they are doing in Israel right now
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/unvaxxed-10-of-israelis-are-73-of-serious-cases-65-of-deaths-1.10251639
and most of the country will go on thinking everything was on the up and up.
They don’t like my ad blocker.
I am amazed sometimes at the number of people who are falling for the rope-a-dope.
Ignore it: didn’t work
Hug an Asian: didn’t work
Two weeks of lockdown: didn’t work
Don’t buy masks: didn’t work
Make respirators as fast as you can: didn’t work
Extended lockdown, pay “non-essential” people to stay home: didn’t work
Should wear masks: didn’t work
Must wear masks: still didn’t work
Vaccinate elderly and essential workers: didn’t work
Vaccinate all the adults: didn’t work
Vaccinate older children too: already isn’t working
Vaccinate all the children and give everybody boosters too: totally gonna work this time guys
It’s over when people want it to be over, and they don’t want it to be over
It should also be noted that none of the numbers we have gotten are genuine. We really have no idea what is going on.
Whut? Died with or from? It makes one hellofa difference.
Cases? Serious illness, asymptomatic? The accuracy of the tests are crap to begin with. Even taking out the false results we cant know what they mean because the people counting are torturing the data so badly.
It is not hyperbole to characterize this ‘pandemic’ as the biggest clusterfuck in history, one designed, implemented and guided by some of the most mendacious and incompetent people in history.
What is it with people and their apocalypse fantasies? It makes them feel important? They cant bear to think ‘cemeteries are filled with indispensable men’. The world was spinning before I got here and after I am gone it will keep on spinning. I will be forgotten in no time and nothing will change.
I guess people cant bear that. Ever notice that people who recount past lives are always someone famous. They never say ‘ I was a medieval serf. Nothing exciting happened and people barely noticed me when I was here. That life meant nothing in the great scheme of things.’
Nope, always someone famous or important. The apocalypse fantasy is driven by the same motive. “I was here at one of the great pivotal moments in human history. Yes, I was a part of that.”
Sure buddy, you matter. You will be one of the brave and noble who will struggle on to save humanity, not one of the billions that die right off of the bat when it gets started.
People are so tiresome.
It’s not just the authorities. The people who accepted the vaccines as the ultimate solution to the pandemic don’t want to accept their mistake either. It’s easier to take a booster than to admit that getting the first two injections was a mistake. Who wants to realize that they played Russian roulette and survived?
I’m happy to admit I survived my teenage and college years.
Yeah, I think I’ve survived worse than a mostly useless injection.
*sigh*
Husband’s work just initiated a change in their procedures that make it effectively impossible for my husband to do his job right. So, because it concerns Adobe Acrobat, he came to me to find out what’s wrong (the glories of WFH). I told him what was wrong. Somebody 2 levels up from him is doing it, though, so he’s having to explain this to his boss and it has to go up the chain to whoever made the change.
This makes me very grateful I am a one-chick shop.
If I’d known years ago what I’ve learned in the past year and a half, working from home, I would have set my trajectory to becoming a one man shop. I can work very easily from home with minimal equipment, I need minimal contact with co-workers and none with clients, all of which is easily handled via email or Microsoft Teams.
Besides the “losing-my-job-because-I’m-not-jabbed” thing. And even though I’m largely autonomous, I’m not THE BOSS. And if there’s one thing I HATE about corporate work, it’s having a boss….
So I feel you, and good on you for it….
When I was working from home, all I needed was my laptop, some basic business software, InDesign, along with a basic printer to check my PDFs.
Donezo.
Well, I wouldn’t be able to do it without my husband, so it’s kind of a luxury.
You’re hawt.
Sometimes I imagine that your “temple garments” are from Victoria’s Secret.
Um … thank you? I think? LOL
Well, Fredricks of Hollywood is much skankier.
Hey, I got two very nice corsets from FoH.
Way to assume your boss’ gender.
She’s a bitch.
She is dressed in a tear-away Japanese schoolgirl outfit.
I needed that!
I’ll return the favor. This one actually surprised. The studio version is voice doubled and auto-tuned. I assumed she couldn’t sing, but she can and her phrasing is really strong. This is a difficult song to sing.
YOASOBI – Racing Into The Night (Yoru ni Kakeru) / THE HOME TAKE
The channel itself is worth surfing through. The hook is all the songs are done in one take and done live. If you aren’t good performer you won’t likely want to be on it.
Nice! Did you see Dogen’s recent video on ん? I identify with the comment that said they came to learn Japanese but have discovered they really don’t know English all that well either.
もちろんだよ!
んお.
You can do that in one!
の
ノ
Yes, but then I wouldn’t have been able to use the ん, which was the (very feeble) joke.
I could also have responded 能 instead.
Surprise! Surprise!
The prosecutors knew who jump kick guy was in advance of the trial:
https://www.wisconsinrightnow.com/2021/11/16/maurice-freeland-jump-kick-man/
But, but, but they said they didn’t know, which of course explains why he was never subpoenaed to testify, for either prosecution or defense.
It would not be hard to convince me that the prosecution indicted Kyle because of political pressure, knew it was bullshit and thus did everything they could to throw the case.
On the other hand it would not be hard to convince me that they are just banana republic monkeys doing what banana republic monkeys do.
There is some discussion on the Rekieta Law stream about new evidence.
The stream from the courtroom is about debate over the video that the prosecutor did not turn over.
Hi-res video. Tampered evidence. The white haired lady just buried the prosecution.
This thing is turning into even more of a shits how before our eyes. On Rekieta they’re showing the difference between the state’s video, and the grainy low-res version the state gave the defense. There is a huge difference. But the judge is allowing them to continue deliberating, I would guess in the hope that they acquit so they face the mob instead of him.
And speaking of the mob, the jury wanted to see some of the videos again, but by law they have to do that in the courtroom. In the live stream of the courtroom you can clearly hear protesters shouting. Because that won’t influence the jury in any way.
I miss SugarFree the most. That scares me. For real I miss Glibs…wish my work monitors were less visible to the rest of the office.
Hide us on your phone.
Duh.
Or, I got an iPad Im willing to sell.
I may have to become a night time commenter.
Glibs After Dark is where Q’s links go from PG-13 to R.
Oh my.
Wait, this is a real thing?
I’m curious how this site could get even more perverted.
Yes; “Glibs After Dark” is the informal name for the late-day posting – Q tends to post links (almost always just 4 in a row) that are NSFW, concerning his favorite subject.
You can set your clock to it.
You can search for ‘NSFW’ for a sample here:
https://www.glibertarians.com/2021/11/pink-dolphins-of-the-colorado/
really more of a hard PG-13. “Perverted” is overstating it (“horny” probably isn’t).
https://patch.com/pennsylvania/doylestown/gov-wolf-signs-7-new-laws-establishes-3-new-pa-holidays
3 new holidays. Yay.
Mayteenth, Juneteenth, Julyteenth ?
LOL
Looking at them I’m assuming that means paid holidays for government workers.
That was my first thought, because they don’t have enough already.
OFFS!
Out of 7 bills, it’s the only one I find objectionable. So…I guess that’s good?
I railed for years about how PA’s pubsec unions were bleeding the taxpayer dry. Nothing was ever done. I would be told that I was the crazy one – that the pubsec workers were dignified heroes. So one day, I said screw it. If I cant beat em, I’ll join em. Now it looks like I may be getting 3 new holidays.
And that bridge that Gov. Dbag named is literally minutes from my home.
“It’ll all just come off in her.”
“Then she’ll have a flaming vagina of justice!”
Sounds reasonable to me.
Flaming Vagina of Justice.
First half of a dual album, the second half being Cooling Vagina of Peace.
I swear to God they do it on purpose. I have a great flashlight but it has one serious design flaw. The cap that holds the batteries in is a threaded cap…both the cap and body of the light are aluminum. Ok, if you are going to thread aluminum could. you please not make the threads microscopically tiny? Jesus fuck, the slightest pressure when it is misthreaded and you have fucked it up and it is not easy to thread properly to start with.
Ok, so I am researching flashlights this morning and I find some incredible stuff. One problem all of the best, brightest lights have in common: they all have non-removable, rechargeable battery packs.
Goddammit. I want a bright light with easy to find removable batteries. Why would I need a flashlight? Ahhhh because the electricity is out. Even when it is not I dont want to wait hours to recharge a light. I want to spend 20 seconds putting fresh batteries in out of the store of batteries I keep on hand.
What is the cause of the cognitive impairment that flashlight designers suffer from? Dope? Dropped on their heads? Brain tumors?
WTF guys?
*quietly leaves Suthen’s lawn*
One of the greatest design flaws I ever saw was when I bought my PS3 and discovered the controller (one) was rechargeable only via USB, with no removeable battery. That means if I’m playing fast and furious and I found a really great game and I want to finish it through to the end, woe is me if the battery goes out in the middle (which it will because of the haptic feedback and the blue light on it).
Now I have to turn off the game, plug in my controller and wait 3 hours for it to charge, completely ruining my immersion.
Wait what’s that? All I need to do is buy another $100 controller and keep it charged so I can play through when that happens? Genius! Maybe it’s not a design flaw after all, eh Sony?
Good grief, even Xbox controllers use regular batteries.
Silly me, I just bought a long USB cable for those situations.
Tried that, for whatever reason it wouldn’t charge with the long one. At those times I just played my 360 where I could replace the AA batteries at will.
Of course, no skin off Sony’s back, they already had my money.
Besides, if I wanted to play cord-tethered to a console, I’d dig out my Atari 2600. That should have gone out with the 90s.
I’m partial to the new stuff, personally. Rechargeable, high lumen LED stuff. Fenix, Thru nite, etc.
You could always go old school.
That’s starting to sound like the conversation I had with some design engineers concerning using a large number of #2 machine screws into blind threaded holes instead of switching to a thicker cover, a larger screw, and lowering the count.
For some reason they couldn’t grok that the fine pitch of the threads and number of threaded holes contributed directly to the production yield issues.
I’m almost as much of a flashlight nerd as a gun nerd. What are you looking for?
The funk, of course.
He’s gonna need an EDC light, a special occasion EDC light, a Jeep light, a back up Jeep light, 3 house flashlights, 2 camping lanterns, and really powerful thrower for showing off.
^^ Starter kit.
Get out of my head!
Bright, reliable, replaceable batteries but doesnt go through batteries like my wife goes through potato chips.
I have a bin around here somewhere full to the top of crap flashlights. The one I am about to toss on the top of that pile is 1000 lumens, removable batteries but the cap is aluminum and shallow threaded about 40 threads per inch. Yes, I cross threaded it and now it will not hold in the batteries.
I want at least 1000 lumens (I see from reviews that hand-held lights now advertise up to 100K lumens). Rugged, impossible for even me to fuck up.
I want a light I can count on and not have to treat it like it is made of sugar candy. A focusable beam would be nice but not a necessity.
Sean’s suggestion above is not bad. I have one of those. 4-D batteries make one hell of a good club but those incandescent bulbs are not bright enough to suit me.
Winner of the 19something Texas liar’s club annual contest: *Old man stands up in the audience section, doesnt bother to take the stage*
“I have a 16 year old son and a flashlight. They both work*
*Audience doubles over with laughter*
I am off to the store. I will check back in in about an hour.
I’m hoping our friends at Torque Test do more no BS flashlight reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/c/TorqueTestChannel/playlists
My keychain flashlight is a freebie that Olight sent me a couple/three years back.
It takes a single AAA, has been riding in my pocket with my keys for more than two years, and still works. I most recently used it last night at the dog park to clean up after the pup.
I bet some sort of environmental regulation is being followed.
I have a couple of these:
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B08ZJBWBR5
regular batteries, quite bright on high, for one that uses regular batteries.
I bought one of those for my boss (for xmas).
The one I bought in March 2017 just suddenly died – switch, maybe? – but that was a pretty good run for something that gets used every single day and gets dropped all the time (dog-walking flashlight).
So I bought 2 more (including that swanky grey color)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B06VTLLC13
Disposable CR123A batteries, which aren’t hard to find
Or get a AA/AAA one, but you will lose illumination. This my EDC
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00143JZ08
Streamlight probably makes the best engineered lights that you can get fire the money. I keep a ProTac HL-X on my nightstand and another in NTT truck glove box, and I usually have a ProTac 1L-1AA in my pocket. Suthen, you’d like the 1L-1AA. It’ll take either CR123 or AA batteries in a pinch.
https://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-66608-Flashlight-Micro-Stream/dp/B07DLZXZV1
I have this one (and a GT nano) in my pocket right now. I really like it.
It was a huge upgrade over the one it replaced.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/f-YUj0mMQI-E2HJVhw18zA.WIrBJSxfGmSWVX5OEVymzR
And the Nano is stupid bright on max.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/yl5O-DlNTJq8pQGS3jH0DQ.5XSHTsfGoYmdOEWo2Ja52a
From your description you are talking about a MagLight? I switched to LED Lenser with great results. They still make flashlights powered by regular batteries. I have two inspection lights and a brighter hand held flashlight for nighttime. All have been good.
Finnegan is Hunter’s daughter, not his niece, no?
Why would you think the two are necessarily different?
https://6abc.com/covid-vaccine-booster-fauci-double-whammy-boosters/11246727/
It’s no longer a “booster”, it’s “standard.”
What’s the frequency, Tony?
I can’t read another one of those fucking articles. “Grim forecasts”, “jabs in arms”, herpity derpity doo. Every one is a carbon copy of the last one.
I find it fascinating how they keep adjusting their narrative and the language involved.