¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Nov 2, 2021 | Daily Links | 330 comments

That screw.

Last week my watch began running fast.  Now, the automatic movements Seiko stamped out since the 60’s aren’t exactly COSC certified but gaining 2-3 minutes per hour is hardly ideal.  So I took it to the (((Russian guy))) on Indian School, who will fix anything including things that will get him sued by people in Switzerland.  He agreed it was running way to fast but admitted his going rate was now $300 which he would charge had I brought in an Omega.  Not happening.  So after several hours of perusing Reddit where half the posters said have a professional regulate it and the other said to set it facedown on a paperback book and smack the shit out of it.  Finally, I found one that explained the hairspring tends to get hung up if it gets knocked around, just make sure it’s spinning properly. So I cracked it open and did that, and tightened this screw.  It is now running fine—just in case anyone else is having a similar issue…

 

Right, you’re either here for links or hardcore nudity:

The Mexican army fires on a truck full of migrants; they only killed one. Which puts them on par with most street cops.  Probably works out for them since they can get back to their holiday.

Sergio Kün Agüero, one of the best soccer players in the world, rushed to a Barcelona hospital after clutching his chest like the STFU boomer meme in the middle of a fútbol game.  Had he been kicked in the shin, he’d roll around screaming for a medic.  For the conspiracy minded among us, he is not only vaccinated he promoted  it for 12 year old children.

In other Argentine fútbol related news.

Venezuelan merchants now accepting…Shiba Inu Coin?  Yes this is a real Ethereum-backed token.  As of this writing it is worth $0.00007020 vs. …holy shit it actually is worth more than the Bolivar.    (1 VEF $0.0000022871)

It probably helps that its an island, and the doctors are able to charge $80 per shot to Medicare/Medicaid for 2 minutes of work.

Voodoo!

That brings a tune to mind.

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330 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    Which puts them on par with most street cops.

    Better than storm troopers.

    • Rat on a train

      They’re only good when shooting at Jawa.

  2. Lord Humungus

    Yes lets be more like Puerto Rico…. not.

  3. Count Potato

    “holy shit it actually is worth more than the Bolivar”

    Well, I think so is Doge. Which started as a meme.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      At $0.28, Dogecoin is over 5x the Mexican Peso and on par with the Qa’Tari Riyal

  4. Shpip

    Sergio Kün Agüero, one of the best soccer players in the world, rushed to a Barcelona hospital after clutching his chest like the STFU boomer meme in the middle of a fútbol game.

    He wasn’t whacking armed people in the noggin with a skateboard immediately prior, was he?

    • Rat on a train

      It is almost a wall of voodoo.

      • Chafed

        I knew before I clicked it.

      • Rat on a train

        It was a softball.

      • slumbrew

        True, obvious link is obvious.

  5. Not Adahn

    Election report:

    There were seven open positions and six parties. No L’s. I decided against the “Moving Milton Forward” party as being code word for “progress” and the “United Milton” party as being too collectivist. So I wrote in STEVE SMITH, Banginglc1, Semi-bright Border Collie, Zombie Almanian, myself (for judge), Calvin Coolidge, and John McAffey.

    And no on the constitutional amendments. The one designed to give the D’s power to run everything forever was the most deceptively worded one “change certain things about the makeup of the redistricting committee…”

    • db

      I wrote myself in for two election judge / monitor positions, left some local things blank where there was only one candidate listed (seriously, local LP, couldn’t you find one person to run for County Auditor? ), and generally voted for the GOA-endorsed candidates otherwise. Also voted for some parents’ rights-focused school board candidates (who were incumbents), and voted “no” on all judge retention questions–I didn’t think to look up the judges, so I erred on the side of “throw the bastards out!” There were no ballot questions this time around. We’ll see what happens.

      • Rat on a train

        No ballot questions? You must have some of the covidcopter money left.

  6. Count Potato

    The corporate media and lefty activists are shitting their pants over Tucker Carlson’s documentary. Which means 1/6 was a false flag.

    • Rebel Scum

      When you are getting flak…

    • The Other Kevin

      And none of them have seen it because it hasn’t aired yet.

      • rhywun

        Parts 1 and 2 have aired, I think.

      • The Other Kevin

        My mistake. There is some compilation video out there of media peoples’ reactions that were apparently made before it aired. Maybe that was fake?

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think Grabien would put out a fake supercut.

  7. R C Dean

    I’ve got a couple of mechanical watches that got worn constantly for years and are obviously in need of work. They cost me $300 – $400, and that’s about what it will cost to have someone look at them. Replacements from the same company (Christopher Ward) are up to about $500ish.

    So, quartz watches it is, unfortunately. I just can’t justify the cost to myself.

    Speaking of Puerto Rico, I have on my desk a stack of bankruptcy paperwork. The bankrupt debtor is the “Commonwealth of Puerto Rico”, and also its pension plans and property holding . . . unit, I guess. I have no idea why I’m getting this, or what’s really going on, other than Puerto Rico apparently declared bankruptcy.

    • Rat on a train

      Basic military style watch for me. Inexpensive with hour, minute, second and nothing else.

      • slumbrew

        GMT flieger for me.

      • rhywun

        That’s a pretty watch and I don’t like watches.

        I like them simple. Plus I like orange.

      • EvilSheldon

        I have never really looked at Laco watches – clearly that was a mistake. That’s a gorgeous watch.

      • slumbrew

        Pretty looks aside, it’s _really_ legible, which my aging eyes appreciate.

        Easy to tell the time at a glance.

      • rhywun

        I’m barely recovered from falling out of my chair at the prices for the watches.

        Yeah, that’s a no from me, dawg.

      • slumbrew

        Heh, that’s downright cheap in watch world.

        Don’t look at Rolexes. Or even Omegas.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s jewelry. Jewelry is expensive and useless, that’s the entire attraction.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That is nice. Very similar to the Breitling Aerospace I wear.

      • slumbrew

        Those are nice.

        I have a Super Ocean that’s more or less retired at this point. I should pull it out of the case for old time sake.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Certainly not current time sake!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Puerto Rico apparently declared bankruptcy.

      Finally! Now we can disassemble them and sell them back to Spain for spare parts.

    • Lord Humungus

      I don’t wear a watch. Or any kind of jewelry. I can’t stand the sensation /that’s what she said

      • Count Potato

        I always did. Well, working some jobs I would put in my pocket. But now if I have a phone, I figure I don’t need a watch.

      • EvilSheldon

        Using your phone to tell time is like wiping your ass and throwing the used tissue in the trash. It might be effective, but it lacks class.

      • Sean

        I’ll hop on board this sentiment.

      • Count Potato

        OK, Boomer.

      • db

        Bingo.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I find it is less obvious if you are stuck in a meeting and are looking to see how much longer you are stuck there.

      • R C Dean

        OTOH, you shouldn’t be looking at your phone during a meeting, either.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Thanks for the reminder. Back to the committee meeting for me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well you do if you want to send the message that the meeting should already be over.

        Farting works too.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        My wife was having an in-person meeting with her boss, who promptly lifted one cheek and let one out. And immediately looked horrified, as she realized that you can only do that during a Zoom meeting.

      • Rat on a train

        You can’t set your phone slow as an excuse for why you are always late to boring meetings.

      • rhywun

        ?? This

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Puerto Rico apparently declared bankruptcy

      They’ve been in bankruptcy for a while. The current proposal is a debt “restructuring” which cuts their obligations by 80%

    • Tundra

      I have an Orient that I really like a lot. It’s fucked up, though, and probably not worth fixing. Too bad. No way I’m springing for a many-thousands watch.

      My Garmin runs like a champ, though!

      • R.J.

        Same. I have a vintage repro I bought for $150. Adjusting it was at least $200. I got a Jack Mason solar (Casio innards, I think) which has been flawless for a few years now. No more winding mechanical watches for me.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      I have a military wind-up, mechanical in the trade, and it was only around $100 to get serviced last I checked. https://www.hamiltonwatch.com/en-us/h69439363-khaki-field-mechanical.html?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=(SH)%20Bestseller&utm_term=4584413744410493&utm_content=Bestsellers-Focus&gclsrc=3p.ds

      My wife gave me a ’24 Illinois and that was a little more to have the lens replaced, as it has a weird shallow curve to it.
      https://newworldjewellers.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Illinois-e1552583117727.jpg

      Totally worth it to me, as they both have sentimental value

      • slumbrew

        Those are both nice, especially that old Illinois – I love that shape.

        I have a Seiko tonneau as my dress watch that I’m really fond of.

  8. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    That’s one of my favorite pics on the front page. Thank you for doing the voodoo that you do.

    • slumbrew

      It’s alright, but the volleyball ass-slap has moved into Lobster Girl territory on this site.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        No argument here.

      • slumbrew

        Edit fairy bringing the goods! BZ!

      • Tundra

        Best.

      • Ownbestenemy

        More of a crack smack but no complaints

  9. Shpip

    Federal A League: Football coach shot as fighting erupts at Argentine third-tier match

    Sayre’s Law applied to the football pitch.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Off to the camps, right-wingers.

    I am not over 1/6. I will never be over 1/6. The only way to move beyond it is to deal with what caused it and what has been left in its wake.

    • Rat on a train

      I bet he is over Fake But Accurate.

    • Lord Humungus

      Good lord – the comments. I can think of a helicopter ride that I would like to send these people on.

      • The Other Kevin

        No kidding. “When those responsible are punished” blah blah. As if there aren’t people who’ve spent the last several months in solitary confinement without charges.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — another one that stood out for me: “Don’t you see it nobody’s getting arrested nobody’s being held Accountable!”

        Just ignore all those people held in solitary f’ing confinement in *pre-trial* conditions and no bail, asshole. Typically just for being anywhere near the place. Disgusting.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would say 9-11 months in jail awaiting charges and trial is punishment too much

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — all I could think as I scanned them was that we really do operate in completely different realities.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I have a hard time believing those comments are real, but sadly they probably are.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Hahaha. What a noob.

      A bunch of hooligans got into the nation’s Capitol building and was rowdy as fuck. Generally when there’s a insurrection, there’s a massive pile of bodies.

      • Lord Humungus

        and guns, and several sites like police stations being taken over at once. Because if you just took over one building in the capitol then how would you hold it?

        And having an army also helps.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      deal with what caused it

      So he plans to kill himself?

    • Suthenboy

      Oh For fucks sake. Dan Rather? Really?
      Why isn’t that guy working the back of a garbage truck somewhere?

      • Count Potato

        I’ve worked on the back of a garbage truck. It’s a real job.

      • Suthenboy

        No shit, and very helpful to society. That was my point. Why isn’t he doing something useful? Proven liar spouting bullshit propaganda is the opposite.

      • Count Potato

        That’s sort of what I meant. He doesn’t have to work a real job because he spouts bullshit propaganda for the “right” people.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Well he’s 90.

      • Count Potato

        OK, *didn’t* have to work a real job.

      • EvilSheldon

        Why would you pick a profession that Rather is so manifestly unqualified for?

      • TARDis

        You have to pick something. The dude’s hardest real job was probably fetching coffee for a corporate executive.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, I dunno. He’s moved a lot of garbage in his career.

    • SDF-7

      With a Twitter handle of @MidnightMitch, I was half expecting it to be Pierre Delicto’s feed of how he was going to work on a bipartisan compromise of $7 trillion instead of just #3.5 trillion on the “infrastructure bill”.

    • robc

      23? He looks 14.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Whenever some western woman say that they are oppressed and live a patriarchal society, I want to throw them on a plane and abandon them in Afghanistan for a week. We take it for granted how well we have it and forget that women in certain parts of the world are treated like cattle.

      • TARDis

        Well Ed, you obviously need some sensitivity training or something. Next thing you know, womyn will have to register for the draft too.

    • DEG

      Fuck

    • R C Dean

      Somehow, I don’t think beatings are the worst thing in her future.

    • Suthenboy

      Afghanistan, that’s what.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I remember when I first met my wife and referred to that whole region as being overridden with savagery. She was pretty offended because she came from the school of thought that all cultures are equal. I dispelled that notion when I said that the concept of all cultures being equal and worthy of our respect is a pile of horse shit especially when some cultures put women and girls slightly above their cattle with no rights of their own whatsoever.

      • Lord Humungus

        ““Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs”

        –General Sir Charles James Napier

    • Tonio

      But don’t you dare call it a third-world shithole, you islamophobe.

  11. Count Potato

    “‘Forgotten’ indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforest have finally been made aware of the global Covid pandemic more than 18 months after the world was plunged into lockdown.

    Mariano Quisto, a remote community leader deep in the dense forests of Peru, first learned of the global pandemic in October when health workers arrived by boat at his isolated village with vaccines.

    ‘We didn’t know about COVID-19. This is the first we are hearing about it,’ Quisto said through a translator from the village of Mangual, in Peru’s vast but sparsely populated Loreto region in the country’s north.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10157643/Forgotten-Amazon-tribes-discover-existence-Covid-time.html

    I’m no epidemiologist, but I think it would have better to leave an isolated tribe alone.

    • DEG

      The Sentinelese probably aren’t worried about Covid.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      They can’t leave anyone alone.

    • Stillhunter

      Doing right ain’t got no end.

  12. DEG

    A football coach was shot in the shoulder during an Argentine third-tier match on Sunday.

    Gun laws in Argentina are restrictive, how could this possibly have happened?

    However, shaving off a few zeros from bolivars hasn’t really solved the country’s monetary crisis—this is the third reduction in zeros since 2008 and the second since 2018.

    Shaving off zeros didn’t solve the problem? What next? Central planning doesn’t work?

    • slumbrew

      Trillion dollar bolivar coins to the rescue?

  13. Rebel Scum

    Bumbling Biden.

    Joe Biden apologizes for repeating himself, loses his place, then repeats himself again.

    • Lord Humungus

      Well I identify as a male and just want sex but I don’t go raping girls in bathrooms.

      I do it in the backseat of cars like any responsible man.

      • Count Potato

        Well, it wasn’t a transgender bathroom issue.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The hell it wasn’t.

        1) dude in skirt is given permission to be in the girls’ bathroom***
        2) dude in skirt rapes girl
        3) school covers up rape because it doesn’t look good for their trans bathroom policy***
        4) “Republicans pounce”

        *** = trans bathroom issue.

      • rhywun

        Supposedly they hadn’t implemented their trans bathroom policy yet. But I suspect they were already letting boys in skirts in the girls bathroom anyway.

      • The Hyperbole

        Do high schools now have bathroom guards/attendants? It was a thing in my school to push the nerds into the girls bathroom, there was never anyone there to stop this, The only policy we had was that the girls would raise hell so you the nerd didn’t stay in there long enough to rape anyone.

        Also if they do have guards/attendants making sure only properly gendered peoples use the bathrooms wouldn;t they also stop gender on gender rape? Is there some rule that if you are in the same bathroom you can rape people?

      • Count Potato

        “1) dude in skirt is given permission to be in the girls’ bathroom”

        He wasn’t trans, and as far as I know the school didn’t give him, or actual trans people, that permission. The dude and the girl were using the bathroom to hook up. Then allegedly he forced her during their last encounter. That’s rape no matter where it happens.

        While it’s a popular socon talking point, I don’t know of a single instance of an actual trans person attacking anyone because they were allowed to use a bathroom of the opposite sex. I’m not saying it can’t happen, but rapists are rare, trans people are very rare, and there is no reason to think trans people are more likely to be rapists. So it’s not a good basis for deciding policy.

      • Count Potato

        More info here:
        https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/police-logs-contradict-some-of-the

        The school didn’t cover up rape because it didn’t look good for their trans bathroom policy. They didn’t have that policy yet, back in May, when it happened, they informed the police and the parents. Then during a school board meeting in June, Loudoun County Superintendent, Scott Ziegler, “publicly expressed skepticism that there were any reasonable safety concerns associated with the proposed bathroom and locker-room policy.” Which is reasonable. Then Ziegler went so far as to say “To my knowledge, we don’t have any record of assaults occurring in our restrooms.” Which was a lie if he knew what happened in May.

      • EvilSheldon

        You are giving the school, and the school board, a level of benefit-of-the-doubt that I don’t think they deserve.

      • Count Potato

        What am I doubting? I’m saying it was a lie if he knew what happened in May.

      • Grumbletarian

        While it’s a popular socon talking point, I don’t know of a single instance of an actual trans person attacking anyone because they were allowed to use a bathroom of the opposite sex.

        Maybe socons are worried that men will wear skirts to pretend to be tans so that people won’t think twice about them entering the girls restroom, whereupon they will force themselves upon a woman. But that’s so far-fetched as to be ridiculous, right?

      • TARDis

        But that’s so far-fetched as to be ridiculous, right?

        Absolutely! No possible way thousands of wannabe rapists would consider this.

      • UnCivilServant

        That is what we were actually saying, but people kept burning the strawperson of “they’re saying trannies are rapists”.

        And there were incidents that more closely resembled the actual complaint. But it’s been a while so I don’t have the links at hand.

      • Count Potato

        Yes, it is. I’m not saying no one would ever do such a thing, but it would be very extreme behavior.

      • Count Potato

        “Absolutely! No possible way thousands of wannabe rapists would consider this.”

        OK, but why would they need some sort of trans bathroom policy? They could just disguise themselves as a woman without one.

        However, if we are talking about students in a school, they would have to live their lives pretending to be a trans person.

      • Mojeaux

        At my kids’ (and my friends’ kids’) school, you are whatever you feel like being that day, so no. You would not have to go through school being trans.

      • Count Potato

        “At my kids’ (and my friends’ kids’) school, you are whatever you feel like being that day, so no. You would not have to go through school being trans.”

        Well, that’s a silly policy.

        Anyway, how would that work? Billy gets accused of rape the one day he dresses like a girl?

      • Mojeaux

        It absolutely was because what Trashy said.

    • Rebel Scum

      troubled boy who identifies as male and just wanted sex

      Oh, well, in that case no harm no foul. Because that’s how this works.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ya know, if I somehow raised a kid who raped and sodomized a classmate, I’d make a point of keeping my fat gob shut about it…

    • DEG

      WTF?

    • SDF-7

      Exclusive? I would think that would be more in the “No shit, Sherlock” camp….

    • wdalasio

      Well, I don’t know. He left the car where some passerby might wander upon it. Littering?

    • Lord Humungus

      Many years ago I saw some footage where a man with gun walked up to a handcuffed and escorted prisoner in an airport and shot him.

      It turns out the prisoner was a child rapist. It was a long time but I believe the man was tried but found not guilty.

      Ah… I found it: https://allthatsinteresting.com/gary-plauche

      • SDF-7

        They *said* he was a child rapist… but really he was from the future and trying to stop a pandemic and the army of the 12 monkeys….

        But more seriously — yeah, as much as they try to demonize vigilante justice, deep in our reptile brains most folks know “Some folks just needed killin'”.

      • db

        Hero.

    • slumbrew

      Nope.

      Although apparently his juvenile daughter had a 19-year-old boyfriend. WTF? The most charitable spin is she was 17?

    • Count Potato

      “In October 2020 Eisenman learned his juvenile daughter was allegedly sold to a sex-trafficking organization in the Seattle area. Eisenman obtained information his daughter’s boyfriend (the deceased) may have been the one responsible for her sale.”

      So it could all be bullshit.

      “Eisenman was able to rescue his daughter and get her back to the Spokane area in October 2020.

      In November 2020, Eisenman learned his daughter’s boyfriend was going to be at a location in Airway Heights, WA. Eisenman waited for the victim and confronted the 19-year-old as he arrived. During that encounter Eisenman abducted the victim, tying him up and placing him in the trunk of a vehicle. Eisenman subsequently assaulted the victim by hitting him in the head with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly, causing his death.”

      The cinder block wasn’t enough?

      • EvilSheldon

        I’ve got twenty bucks that says the whole sex-trafficing thing is bullshit.

        Daddy killed the kid messing around with his daughter and ginned this up as a lame cover story. You heard it here first.

      • DEG

        I think you’re right.

    • TARDis

      Things that didn’t happen in Rotherham for £500, Alex.

      • Tulip

        Those girls didn’t have fathers.

      • TARDis

        None of them??? I remember an article where a father was telling the useless neutered police his daughter was being raped in a house he was standing in front of, and they did nothing. Can’t find it now.

        I remember feeling rage.

    • The Hyperbole

      Other than allowing his juvenile daughter to be sold into a sex trafficing ring*, father of the year right there.

      *assuming that actually happened.

    • Tonio

      Me, too. Believable, but want evidence. I looked carefully for “masks required” signs at my polling place, but there were none. Poll workers were masked, except for the two loitering at the building entrance with their masks down to their chins.

      • UnCivilServant

        Exactly Zero people were masked at my polling place – voters, poll workers, and random children not voting, all unmasked.

      • Not Adahn

        All the poll workers were masked, almost none of the voters.

      • Count Potato

        The poll workers need to hide their identity.

    • EvilSheldon

      One of the ‘poll workers’ (I don’t know her official title, if any) offered me a mask. I politely declined. She said nothing more on that matter, and gave me directions to the polling room.

      There was no signage; I looked.

  14. Sensei

    Finally, I found one that explained the hairspring tends to get hung up if it gets knocked around, just make sure it’s spinning properly. So I cracked it open and did that, and tightened this screw. It is now running fine—just in case anyone else is having a similar issue…

    As the amplitude of the spring gets smaller the watch runs faster. They call that “how the hairspring breathes”. A device called the regulator grips the spring and shortens or elongates it changing the rate. I’ve never worked on a Seiko 5 movement. You’ll be happy to know that the screw you tightened was the holding down the plate called the “balance cock”. Since it was loose it must have been adding friction to the balance wheel decreasing the amplitude.

    Assuming that’s a Seiko 5 – just buy another cheap one and use the movement. Put the old dial and hands on it and you are done. Likely much cheaper than an actual service.

    • slumbrew

      If I read that right, Mexi was suffering from a loose cock causing too much friction?

      • Sensei

        Also when a watch ages all the gears (called wheels in watch speak) are lubricated with minute amounts of oil that evaporate.

        So your cock requires proper lubrication for optimal running.

    • Lord Humungus

      My right hand is a regulator that grips the spring and shortens or elongates it changing the rate

    • mexican sharpshooter

      called the “balance cock”
      *snickers*

      That was similar to my theory. Its a SRP 773 (Turtle). I believe the new 5 uses the same movement. Buying a new movement and paying him $100 to install it was the other option. I figured worst case scenario I mess up something that was already broken.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Gonna put y’all back in chains.

    Kaine said, “If you look at the Youngkin campaign, they’ve made it about kind of invented inflated issues like Critical Race Theory. To close their campaign with an ad featuring a parent who waged a campaign against Toni Morrison’s novel ‘Beloved,’ it’s just kind of unheard of. It’s unheard, and it hearkens back to a long tradition in Virginia history. My father-in-law was the governor who ended segregation in Virginia, integrated public schools, and he was hated for it at the time in the 1970s. He died just three days ago. People are writing about how courageous he is. Lynnwood was 98 years old. He thought he had helped Virginia turn away from dog whistles and appeals to segregationist attitudes. Glenn Youngkin’s preaching of the big lie about electoral fraud and copying Donald Trump’s line, which he started the campaign with and now at the end featuring this activist who went against Toni Morrison’s book Beloved, it’s harkening back to a day gone by in Virginia.”

    • Ed Wuncler

      Trump really do live rent free in these people’s heads.

      I told my wife that the worst thing that can happen to journalism post 2020 Elections is Donald Trump dropping off the face of the Earth and the worst thing that could happen to Trump is people stop talking about him. As far as I am concerned, the media and Trump are intertwined with each other in the worst way possible.

  16. Stillhunter

    A woman my wife considers a friend and has kids the same age as ours owns a hair salon in town. She’s fully vaxxed. She’d been feeling “cold” symptoms but was still working. A client she’d recently worked with tested positive for the ‘vid. Friend gets a rapid test and it’s positive. Now she decides to tell all her friends and those who have kids in the same sports as her kids, etc. Does anyone else notice the inconsistency here?

    • Sean

      OH
      MY
      GOD

      *masks up*

    • Ownbestenemy

      That the one thing that generally good human beings have changed is to stay the fuck home…vaxxed or unclean. But people are people and risk assessment has been unnaturally beaten out of our evolutionary progress apparently.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Greta went to the Kesha school for speechwriting.

    Yelling at a rally of climate change activists, teenage environmental guru Greta Thunberg led them in astonishingly articulate chants directed at those who did not do her bidding regarding the climate, yelling, “No more blah, blah, blah!”

    If that weren’t enough, Thunberg added some choice language, yelling, “No more whatever the f** they’re doing inside there!”

    “No more exploitation of people and nature and the planet,” screamed Thunberg.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>“No more exploitation of people

      now that’s ironic. (does that really match the definition of irony? whatevs)

    • creech

      You know who else got hysterical and foaming at the mouth during his rallies?

      • Suthenboy

        Secretariat?

      • Spudalicious

        Ozzy Osbourne?

    • Ownbestenemy

      She should watch Carlin’s bit on the planet…it is fine and will be fine until the Sun engulfs us.

      • UnCivilServant

        So what you’re saying is, in order to save the planet, we have to move it away from the sun?

        /Cathy Newman.

  18. Certified Public Asshat

    We know how this is going to end:Elon Musk is going to donate $6 billion to help solve world hunger – 1.8% of his fortune.He'll write it off and pay $0 in taxes.He'll be named Time's Person of the Year as a great philanthropist while the average family pays a 14% tax rate.— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) November 1, 2021

    This fucking guy.

    Here’s a take: if Elon solves world hunger, he can be tax exempt the rest of his life.

    • Ted S.

      There are greenies who think Norman Borlaug was evil, aren’t there?

      • Suthenboy

        There is a very strong undercurrent of malthusianism with all of the leftists, so yeah, but not some. All of them.

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow. How does this person not proof read? He’s literally saying he’d rather let all the starving people starve if it prevents one guy from getting a tax break and a medal.

      • Ed Wuncler

        It’s because dickbags like Dan Price could care less about solving the world’s problems. What they want is to punish people for having more than them good and hard. I hope that when the socialist revolution comes, they nationalize his company and line him up against the fucking wall.

      • Rat on a train

        Taxes aren’t about raising revenue either.

    • Ed Wuncler

      That Dan Price guy is such a smug dickbag. He can do whatever he wants with company and pay his employees what he wants but holy shit, fuck off with that sanctimonious attitude.

    • Lord Humungus

      How many people in the world are suffering from honest to goodness malnutrition or lack of food?

      If they are, where are they located? No land that can be farmed? No sea or lake to be fished? No cattle / sheep / other present?

      I’m sure you could shower them with $6B worth of food over the years, but something something teach a man to fish.

      • kinnath

        If I wasn’t lazy, I’d find the Sam Kinnison bit about starving people living in the desert. . . . .

      • db

        I really wish I could find some recordings of Kinison…his albums seem to be mostly out of print. Surely someone out there has an archive available?

      • ignoreLander

        If I’d known, I’d have saved everything — I used to have all his comedy concerts on cassette tape. My parents weren’t too happy about it. But I had his, Carlin’s, Pryor’s, and all the Monty Python audio cassettes. Probably still in my parents’ attic somewhere.

      • R.J.

        Three of his specials are on Tubi, uncensored. Oddly I was just watching Family Entertainment Hour when I read your post.

      • Rat on a train

        The one about seeing the commercials about starving children and thinking the crew could give out some of their food?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Those people really need cheap energy. Something else might be getting in the way of that.

      • Suthenboy

        All famines and hunger today are imposed by governments trying to rid themselves of troublesome or undesirable people. That 6 B is going straight into the pockets of third world dictator’s pockets and nothing will change.

      • grrizzly

        Don’t forget 10% to the big guy.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep, learned that a long time ago. Almost every famine is man-made by the killers/crooks/idiots running the place. And the few that aren’t don’t get fixed by other people and countries trying to help because of those same killers/crooks/idiots.

      • EvilSheldon

        In the United States? None, save a very few who are being deliberately abused by caregivers.

        Worldwide is probably a different story.

    • rhywun

      No, Elon Musk is not going to donate $6 billion to help solve world hunger – or did you miss the part where he said you have to prove that it will end world hunger first? Instead of presumably ending up in the hands of kleptocrats.

  19. Nephilium

    Got the form to fill out for my exemption. I’ve been told there’s no personal belief exemption, just a religious one. The form is a Word Document that’s full of formatting errors, margin errors, and other just slapped together elements. Looks like I’ll spend the first part of work tomorrow filling that form out.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>no personal belief exemption, just a religious one.

      You’re a STEVE SMITH-atarian.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        You should be used to getting a jab then.

    • The Hyperbole

      Aren’t religious beliefs personal?

    • db

      Seems like, from what Trashy posted in the previous thread, that there’s a strong argument to be made that there is no distinction between personal beliefs and religious beliefs.

      A belief is “religious” for Title VII purposes if it is “religious” in the person’s “own scheme of things,” i.e., it is a “sincere and meaningful” belief that “occupies a place in the life of its possessor parallel to that filled by . . . God.” The Supreme Court has made it clear that it is not a court’s role to determine the reasonableness of an individual’s religious beliefs, and that “religious beliefs need not be acceptable, logical, consistent, or comprehensible to others in order to merit First Amendment protection.”

      Trashy, what’s the source for that, and does it have force of law/has it been cited in precedent?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s guidance from the EEOC, pulling heavily from SCOTUS cases.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        If someone is intrepid enough, they could pull the link from the citations portion of my exemption paper. It’s a treasure trove of good info. I’d pull it, but I’m under my car right now.

    • Mojeaux

      IMO, anybody who files for an exemption will be on the “first-to-be-fired” list.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *runs away crying*

        Probably not wrong…still have no word regarding my RA request nor any attempt to receive more information from me.

    • rhywun

      So make up a religion.

      • R.J.

        Flying spaghetti monster is already a thing. Use that as a big F U.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bob Dobbs

      • EvilSheldon

        More slack.

      • Not Adahn

        I already wrote a post comparing the Yetisyn to STEVE SMITH.

  20. Certified Public Asshat

    According to media reports, Democratic negotiators are working on a repeal of the SALT deduction cap for up to five years, which would cost $475 billion and give the richest 5% $400 billion in tax cuts.— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) November 2, 2021

    Ah you’ll vote yes anyway.

    $475 billion btw ends a lot of world hunger from what I’ve heard.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Tax the rich! No, no, not those rich! The other rich!

    • Ed Wuncler

      It was fucking odd watching the Democrats lose their minds about the SALT deductions but then remember that they love the rich as long as the rich person votes Democrat and enriches them.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s also a wonderful way to force the low tax states to subsidize the high tax ones.

      • rhywun

        Yep, the SALT deduction, after Trump’s increased standard deduction, only kicks in at about $125K income. Which is already double the median income in NYC.

        The Dems know who they’re catering to.

      • Rat on a train

        The correct action is to zero the SALT deduction, same with mortgage interest and charitable contributions.

      • LJW

        Same with all deductions and filing. Just have either a flat tax or consumption tax with no if ands or buts and eliminate the IRS

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ll take a flat tax of $0 and 0%

      • LJW

        I would too but in reality we are never going to get that so I aim as close as possible.

      • UnCivilServant

        Always leave room for negotiation. I won’t get everything, but I’ll leave the illusion of concession.

        Also, I hate haggling.

      • slumbrew

        I benefit from all of those things and agree they should be eliminated.

    • Not Adahn

      “According to media reports?” The great savior of the progressive dems isn’t in the loop?

  21. Mojeaux

    So, XX starts at FedEx Thursday.

    • kinnath

      Congrats.

    • TARDis

      Wonderful. Good news.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

    • db

      All right!

    • Yusef the Elonite

      Very nice!

    • Chafed

      Congrats to XX.

    • Sean

      Nice.

    • Gender Traitor

      You go, girl!

    • Fourscore

      Congrats to the parents of XX for raising a child(ren) and instilling a work ethic in her/ them. You done good, Mojo.

      /bumper sticker “If you can read this thank your parents”

    • Count Potato

      So she delivers overnight?

      I mean, congrats!

    • creech

      Where she will learn all the skills to run your monocle factory when you retire.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Kudos!

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Ugh, Yuengling Light Lager…not good.

    • Yusef the Elonite

      Light Beer……Not Good

      • Rat on a train

        light beer … not beer

    • EvilSheldon

      Sex in a canoe.

  23. Chafed

    Good music MS.

  24. Hyperion

    Anyone hear the tragic news about Henry Ruggs III?

    Yeah, I’m a Raiders fan, but this is just awful stuff for everyone involved.

    The pictures and video I saw, Rugg’s Vette is smashed to near unrecognizable, but the Toyota Rav4, you couldn’t even see anything but a huge fireball. What makes a car explode into a giant fireball like that? Either Ruggs was driving the speed of sound, or WTF?

    • Drake

      Damn. I met Darrell Russell when I was in grad school at USC. Maybe the largest human I’ve ever encountered. Screwed up his life thoroughly then died.

      • Hyperion

        Well, Ruggs was not a wealthy kid, his parents may have been lower middle class. Then at 21 years old he’s all of he sudden making millions of dollars a year. He’s now possibly fucked up his life beyond repair and has to live with killing someone, I mean if it was his fault. Damn horrible stuff all around.

    • UnCivilServant

      Have you gotten to a peck and pickled them yet?

    • Suthenboy

      Cut some tops and put them in vinegar in an easy dispense decanter to put over beans, peas, greens etc? I prefer tabasco peppers for that but from what I see there you can’t miss.

      • Sean

        Like plain white distilled vinegar?

        Do you refrigerate it?

      • Count Potato

        I used cider vinegar, but that would work.

      • Suthenboy

        Take your pick on vinegar. I like rice.

        No I do not refrigerate.

    • Tulip

      Did you make hot sauce yet? Pickle them. Do you have a food pantry that accepts produce?

      • Sean

        I did not. I have an abundance of hot sauces. People like to buy them for me as gifts (apparently).

        Had to stop my gf’s sister just last week. She called to see if I might need more.

    • The Hyperbole

      Have you made any pepper butter yet?

      • Sean

        Never heard of it until now. Huh.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’ll get the recipe from my buddy, he just made a batch from peppers my father grew and I used it as the “sauce” for some pizzas this weekends… it was killer. sweet, but not overpowering, and it had a nice bite of heat on the back end. Really complimented the bacon, ham, onion, and mushroom toppings.

      • Tulip

        No pineapple?

      • The Hyperbole

        I didn’t have any or I would have made at least one pie with pineapple, I also forgot to get a tin of anchovies, next time I’ll hit all the bases.

    • Spudalicious

      Ferment them into hot sauce!

    • ignoreLander

      Damn those are lovely

    • ignoreLander

      “Racism! COVID! Trump!” McAuliffe screamed at the rally, though most people had left, and now all he did was scare away a nearby dog. He ended his speech in a more heartfelt way, falling to his knees and sobbing while muttering softly, “Racism. COVID. Trump.”

      Massive smile on my face. Never change, Bee.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Fuck. Off.

    Klaus Schwab: “…as long as not everybody is vaccinated, nobody will be safe.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No one who speaks German could be a bad man.

    • Lord Humungus

      Right… the vaxx is leaky; it doesn’t make one immune from carrying or even getting COVID. The Vaxxed are breeding a mutating disease.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, it applies evolutionary pressure towards greater transmissibility. This stuff isn’t really rocket science.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The more I read Vanden Bossche, the more I realize how complicated the immune system is.

        There’s a lot of hubris that’s gone into this vaccination effort.

        I tend to think of the problem as filters. The vaccinated have pretty shitty filters while those with natural immunity have very good filters. Then there’s the remaining pool of unvaccinated and haven’t caught it with little to no filter.

        It’s a selection process that’s running thru multiple cycles, but the real problem is the shitty filters in the vaccinated.

      • Count Potato

        “Yep, it applies evolutionary pressure towards greater transmissibility. ”

        People say that, and that the vaccine doesn’t reduce transmission. Both can’t be true at the same time.

      • Tundra

        Greater transmissibility or faster mutation?

      • Count Potato

        Viruses don’t have a metabolism. So they can only mutate when they replicate. Most mutations are transcription errors that do nothing. Rarely, they make the virus function better, such as making the virus more contagious. That’s how new variants emerge. So in order to mutate faster, the virus would need to replicate more — either more hosts or more severe infections. If the vaccine works, it would reduce replication in vaccinated hosts, and therefore reduce mutation.

      • Hyperion

        Didn’t Colin Powel just die of Covid although he was fully vaccinated?

        I wonder how much Pfizer stock Klaus owns?

    • Hyperion

      Possibly the founder of The Great Reset. Either way, he can fuck right off.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is the new line they are using for FedGovs too. Not coordinated at all

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That can’t be real right? I did see him in some black Dr. Evil outfit and it was definitely him though.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What branch of Scientology is that?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Whoa, Antichrist much?
        and Satan IS gay BTW,

      • EvilSheldon

        What in the Freemason cosplay fuck?

      • Grumbletarian

        Who control the British Crown?
        Who keeps the metric system down?
        We do!
        We do!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m just hoping it’s not real at all. That’s a crime against humanity.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The prosthetic penis is adorable though.

      • rhywun

        w t f

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        WTF? did I just see? If I were a raging Queen I wouldn’t dress in that ridiculous thing He ( I thinks its a he) has on, Good God!

      • EvilSheldon

        Klaus does kinda seem like the type of guy to nurse a massive humiliation fetish…

      • Q Continuum

        Small penis.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Maybe he just got out of the pool….

      • Raven Nation

        +1 I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

      • Tundra

        Strong legs and a positive attitude.

      • kinnath

        Uh . . .

        Carefully

      • TARDis

        Out front and in danger.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We stay clear of toddlers and dogs and generally things stride along like clockwork

    • Ghostpatzer

      What he said:

      as long as not everybody is vaccinated, nobody will be safe.

      What he wants you to hear:

      “The unvaxxed are out to kill you. They must be punished.”

      • Q Continuum

        “The unvaxxed are out to kill you. They must be punished We must kill them first.”

        FIFY.

      • EvilSheldon

        If they just wanted to take a shot at killing me, I’d be okay with that.

        It’s the wanting to break me first, that I object to…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Utopianism is a social disease.

    • rhywun

      See also: “…as long as not everybody is vaccinated, nobody will be safe.”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Utopia is equal misery, everything Grey, so yeah , The Socialist want Utopia, it’s their end game,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thanks! bookmarked for later,

      • rhywun

        This one is the real deal. Don’t watch the later remake, it’s garbage.

        The book specifically calls for a sassy black lady as our hero the pasty white guy’s love interest – for reasons – so they cast… Lisa Bonet.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I still have a couple of stick shifts in the delivery fleet. It’s near impossible to find someone to drive them.

  26. Rebel Scum

    “With the polls now closed we are calling the Virginia gubernatorial election for Terry McAuliffe.” – FNC

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh…I am surprised it wasn’t called last night

  27. UnCivilServant

    I hate it when I have plenty of food in the house but my brain goes “I’m not in the mood for any of that”

    • Ownbestenemy

      I didn’t know my kids and wife posted here

    • Rebel Scum

      For me it is usually “I don’t feel like cooking.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I don’t want to cook, because then I have to do the dishes, I hate doing dishes, cookings fun, Cleaning isn’t.

      • rhywun

        So much this.

      • TARDis

        You poor people should get some kitchen help.

        “Yes dear, I’ll be right down to dry the dishes!”

        *grumbles*

      • slumbrew

        I don’t mind doing dishes.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I don’t mind…just don’t want to. Though the new dishwasher makes that chore a hell of a lot easier.

      • Mojeaux

        Me neither.

      • rhywun

        I like doing dishes together but that ain’t happening right now.

      • TARDis

        I want that to be a euphemism. So I agree.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Yep, I decided on a Chicken pot pie, warm, yet bland.

      • db

        Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiie

  28. Raven Nation

    Ronaldo is an egomaniac and, without evidence, I assume he’s a dick. But, damn, he’s a machine.

    • rhywun

      Ronaldo is an egomaniac

      What gave it away, that constantly-playing commercial ogling all over his mostly naked body?

  29. KSuellington

    The early vote in VA is supposed to heavily favor McClinton. Supposedly the early ballots were allowed to be counted before the polls closed. Right now with 15% counted Youngkin has a pretty good lead. I predicted a 2 point win for him. I’d love to see the Dem infighting really kick into high gear tomorrow.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Who the hell is Princess Blanding…that sounds made up. Oh she is one of us.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nah, Loudan, Fairfax and Prince Williams counties just rolled in some votes and that swung it hard.

    • Rebel Scum

      Jeff Zeleny
      @jeffzeleny
      .@TerryMcAuliffe is watching results from his home tonight with his family. He sends a note to supporters, saying: “When the results of this election come in — win or lose — we can rest assured that we did everything we can to create the future that we want.”

      Maybe he needs to find John Podesta to concede a rigged election for him?

    • KSuellington

      RealClear has it at 55/44 Youngkin with 48% counted.

      • TARDis

        So tomorrow when we wake up it will be 49.9999 to 57?

    • Grumbletarian

      I predict a sudden pipe burst in Richmond will mean the vote counting will have to be stopped long enough to get the Republican observers out of there.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’ve seen that movie…

  30. Rebel Scum

    It begins.

    @nytimes reports that Fairfax County is delayed in processing absentee votes and will not meet it’s self-imposed 8pm deadline. So for now, it’s mostly red early in the night, per the traditional results patterns in #Virginia. http://vpap.org

    I suppose the pipes will burst as well.

    • Rebel Scum

      Scan until you win.

      Jackie DeFusco
      @Jackie8News

      @TerryMcAuliffe’s campaign says Fairfax County will not meet their self-imposed deadline of 8pm to count early votes. Meanwhile, the campaign says they’re encouraged by voter turnout in Falls Church and Prince William, which apparently have surpassed 2017 totals. @8NEWS

      NEW INFO: @TerryMcAuliffe’s campaign says a portion of the early votes in Fairfax County need to be rescanned and there is no set timeline for that yet. His staff says that could delay the results.

      • Q Continuum

        Fortified.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Odd he calls out Falls Church and Prince William, even if higher turnout..I would expect those were his anyway….unless internals are screaming higher turn out for the pubes

      • Count Potato

        Like the 70’s?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its making a come back…apparently men are tired of possibly having sex with what looks like a prepubescent girl and vice versa

      • Drake

        Rescanned – over and over.

  31. DWB

    I know we’ve got a few NJ Glibs — here’s to hoping that they didn’t cheat enough!!!!!!!!

  32. db

    Anyone considered the possibilty that McAuliffe is the sacrificial lamb to be used to dull the “fortified election” meme in advance of the election that really matters?

  33. Not an Economist

    Well Youngkin won in VA and the sacrifical Republican in NJ has a shot at winning. So the Democrats want to double down on what they have been doing in Congress because they haven’t been Progressive enough and that is why they lost in VA.