Parq Shroom, Autumn edition

by | Nov 2, 2021 | Outdoors, Pastimes | 463 comments

Camouflage

High Summer at the course

As fall begins, I celebrate a year in Michigan, and everything that comes with living here, but right now is the best time to be here, cool, dry and no bugs. The color is coming in and you can feel a change in the air.

Coming my way fast

as the weather cools, I noticed leaves falling, and shrooms returning, but his time they were different, subdued, so I got out my camera and went hunting as I played a round of disc, let’s see.

Darker and earthier

 

A little guy hiding from Squirrels

The further I went along, I found little mini colonies, all hiding amonst the leaves, the squirrels have eaten the nuts by now, and eating what isn’t poisonous,

Mini World

Little, Yellow, Different

These have to be poisonous to be Red right now

Truffel?

To scale, the disc is eight inches in diameter

Typical Basket?

What? Why?

Now things get strange, Mycopia is as old as Coral, maybe older, but life tends to repeat, this next one is amazing,

Coral

Seashells,

Got my Eye on you

Not an acorn

Yellow

Sunset, looking West towards the Big Lake

Things change

I love my little park as you might have noticed, and as it changes again, I’ll post some more cool things,

Cheers!

 

 

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Yusef drives a Kia

Yusef drives a Kia

Punctually illiterate But never late

463 Comments

  1. The Gunslinger

    Very nice Yusef. Having 4 seasons is great but I have to admit I don’t care for winter too much. I don’t like to be cold.

    • Hyperion

      I abhor cold weather. I’d rather live in Recife, PE with an avg temp of mid 90s in the day and humidity of 75% than to freeze my freaking ballz off.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’m aiming to be able to move to the mountains around Shenandoah, myself. You still get all the seasons there, including mid-Atlantic humidity. But I like the cold fine (there are limits, of course. I’m not moving to Minnesota or Alaska, for instance.). The only good part about summer is thunderstorms. I could do without the heat, humidity and bugs.

      • Hyperion

        You talking about WV?

        If so, heed my warning. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

      • EvilSheldon

        I already shoot and backpack in WV. I may as well change my address there…

      • Hyperion

        NNNOOOOOO!!!!! STAY OUT! KEEP AWAY.

        STEVE SMITH SAY STAY AWAY FROM WV! RAPE YOU FIRST AND MOST. AND ALL THE TIME!

      • EvilSheldon

        Now you’re just threatening me with a good time…

      • Hyperion

        Damn you! STEVE SMITH NOT GOOD TIME!

      • Rebel Scum

        Nah, Virginia. Which is why I hope the state does not go to shit. It’s a nice place except for the government.

      • Hyperion

        Oh good, make sure you stay over there. Do not come over here. The Black Bears and Wildcats, and Snakes eat your ass alive. And I hear rumor that STEVE SMITH COME HERE AND BY COME HERE MEAN…

      • juris imprudent

        Funny, that isn’t what my friends in WV say.

      • Hyperion

        Those are not your friends! If they were, they tell you stay away!

      • juris imprudent

        Same here, just farther south & west. I am guardedly optimistic about the election results coming in.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I’m now looking very seriously at a new city in the mountain west. The rental prices and availability I see on Zillow is really promising. And close (relatively) to a major international airport and skiing.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        at a new city

        I think I see the problem.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Can’t usually find rentals in the sticks, but if something comes up on Zillow…

        (this particular city is of the red variety)

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I never get cold, it’s called layers, and I have worked outside in -20 no problem, I’m sure others here would laugh, but hey Cali Boy!

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I can take cold.

        I can’t take heat or especially humidity.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “mid 90s in the day and humidity of 75%” That’s fucking gross, we had a day that was 90/90 ,horrid,

  2. Lady Z

    Delightful, thanks Yusef!

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Love the fungus! So many varieties in that little park. I am assuming, its just in that area of course.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oh no OBE, they are everywhere in season, which types depend on conditions of course, Morels across the street for example,

      • The Hyperbole

        I thought Morels were a spring mushroom.

  4. rhywun

    “How not to be seen”

  5. Hyperion

    Damn interesting, Yusef. Me and my brother became avid mushroom hunters in NC Indiana. We had several books and learned everything about it. There are a lot of excellent varieties of edibles, both in the Spring and Fall.

  6. Hyperion

    Also, do not eat the bright red ones with the white spots. Those are bad for you.

    • LJW

      What if you are an Italian plumber?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Then you want the green one with white spots..

      • Count Potato

        LOL

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      A MAZE ING! Some of everything, thicc? yes! Freckles, check, Boobies YAY!
      Thanks Q!

  7. Hyperion

    You ever find Hen of the Woods?

    Of course the Morels you find in the Spring are the more well known ones. You need a trained eye to find them. It’s too easy to practically walk on them before you see them.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Not here but we grew the heck out or them at Gourmet mushrooms,

  8. Rebel Scum

    Neat. My aunt and her bf get wild shrooms sometimes. Idk what is good or not so I’ll stick with portabellas from the grocery store.

    • Hyperion

      It’s really easy. You just look them up online. For the ones that are more difficult to identify, spore prints will give a positive ID. But really, you can just tell almost 100% of the time.

      Rule of thumb is, if you cannot ID it, don’t eat it.

  9. LJW

    Anyone know when the Arlington Cemetery votes come in?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Saw that joke on the comments on a site…its a good one.

      • LJW

        Awww I figured someone else would make a similar or same joke.

      • Rebel Scum

        As I understand there are a lot of dead Democrats in Hollywood Cemetery in Richmond.

    • Rebel Scum

      Well I think the count goes through Friday, so…

      • Ownbestenemy

        If he holds Northampton, Accomack and the counties south of Norfolk City, it will be very hard to fortify the results in my opinion.

        Loudoun is underperforming but Fairfax is the county this year to pay attention to. Roanoke City flipping would also be a surprise. Not likely, but never know, it is tight there right now.

      • Q Continuum

        At this point last year, the bookies had Trump at -800 (which is an obscene favorite) and that got fortified.

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s 55-44 favoring the GOP, so if the Donk gets on top by Friday, there’s going to be a lot of scrutiny.

      • rhywun

        Nah, the urban Dem districts are always the last to report. And in this case it could be by days.

      • R.J.

        A lot of previous blue counties went red. A lot. And there were only a few areas of blue in 2020. That advantage appears lost. Res State has great coverage.

      • Rebel Scum

        They are linked to DDHQ. Slightly conflicts with what I am getting on local news.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Winsome Sears”?

        That sounds like a fake name.

      • Rebel Scum

        Well, you know…you winsome, you losesome…

      • Ted S.

        You winsome, you lissome.

      • Tulip

        I’m not so sure.

  10. Rebel Scum

    DDHQ calls it for Youngkin…

    Showing similar margins for Miyares and Sears.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is brave

      • Rebel Scum

        Yeah, I thought it seemed a bit early.

    • LJW

      DDHQ?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Decision Desk..they usually run a lot of the predictions on election night. Gotta put that statistician degree to work somewhere.

      • rhywun

        Dunkin Donuts

      • Hyperion

        Drunken Donuts?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yes,

    • Hyperion

      Yeah, I’ll believe it tomorrow, maybe. Or next week. The Dems are going to pull out their last minute cheat soon enough. The counting will stop until 4am tomorrow morning when they call that Gaping Maw thing the winner.

  11. Fourscore

    I see those toadstools springing up all over in the yard, cool and a little more rain. There is one variety called Fairy Ring, smallish, growds in circles 5-6 feet in diameter. Often the circles are not complete, broken if you will.

    I’m with the Reb, buying mine at the store. One tiny mistake… No, no,no, not talking about the vaccine

    • Hyperion

      They look like this?

      Magical Fairy Shrooms

      If so, eat all of them.

  12. Rat on a train

    Watching even more local results. It looks like the usual bond measure appeals for the schools, safety, roads, etc are going to pass. At least the public pool measure is losing significantly. Also waiting on school board results.

    • UnCivilServant

      NY Polls are just abut to close, so no results here yet.

      • rhywun

        I can’t wait for the right to clean air or whatever the fuck that silliness is, that will quickly bankrupt the state. At least we’re getting it over with.

  13. DEG

    Great pictures!

  14. Yusef drives a Kia

    I like this,
    Glenn Youngkin
    GOP
    check_circle 1,096,800 54.59%
    Terry McAuliffe
    DEM
    899,015 44.75%
    Princess Blanding
    OTH
    13,180 0.66%
    * = Incumbent
    2,008,995 votes.Estimated 65% in.
    DDHQ
    Updated 11/2/2021, 8:57:47 PM

    • Hyperion

      Wait for the 4am counting stop and then…

    • Rat on a train

      4 years ago there were ~2.6 million votes cast, of course the fortifying in 2020 resulted in a turnout increase of 11 points to the highest since 1900.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Interesting.

    CALL: Republican Tim Anderson has defeated incumbent Democrat Nancy Guy in HD-83. 3rd flip of the night to the GOP

    I’ve only been following my own district and the incumbent is likely to hold the seat, which is fine.

    • Rebel Scum

      Hopefully: The great wokelash is upon us

      Heh…

      When Biden wakes up tomorrow afternoon, somebody’s gonna have to tell him he’s now officially presiding over the collapse of the Democrat party

    • Rebel Scum

      Hm…interesting.

      HUGE UPSET: Republican @WinsomeSears has been elected Virginia’s next lieutenant governor!

      She was outspent 2:1 but overcame all odds and will be the first woman to hold the office in VA!

      Congrats, Winsome!

    • Tonio

      Tim Anderson is a strong 2A supporter, but he’s also a bit of a SoCon. Nancy Guy is a loon. She sponsored the balloon bill which makes it illegal to release balloons; nobody has ever been charged under that.

      • Rebel Scum

        I can deal with socon compared the modern Dems, considering modern Dems are full on authoritarian. Idk anything about the balloon thing, which does not seem enforceable.

        That said, socon needs to not go full socon, or I’ll have a problem.

        It would be great if we could convert the GOP from mercantilism and soconism to be the party of constitutionalism and small government (but I think the socons are losing influence anyway.).

        I agree with Styx that Trumpism, while not ideal, is moving the needle in the correct direction.

  16. hayeksplosives

    Very cool photos, Yu! The coral one is particularly striking.

    I should have looked down more before moving to the southwest. I did get a lovely crop of morels one year in my yard in Minnesota.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “The coral one is particularly striking” I agree, as to looking down, well it’s part of the game, then my curiosity took over,
      Thanks HE

    • LJW

      “Just about the only places we’re seeing McAuliffe (D) exceed his vote targets are inside the Beltway. It’s not enough to win, but it is enough to keep Youngkin (R)’s eventual margin quite narrow, maybe 2-3%. #VAGOV”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well that’s great news.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Until it’s fortified. McAuliffe in a landslide.

      • Hyperion

        He’ll get at least 70% of the vote, just like in every other blue state.

    • Hyperion

      Until 4am tomorrow morning when the voting stops and a few hours later Gaping Maw Gator Face is declared the winner.

      • R.J.

        Crazed monster turns other humans into gory sexualized mutants. Perverse! Bloody! Really Perverse! Also I met the director. Nice guy.

      • R.J.

        …In the eyes of the beholder. I think my laughs were of incredulity. Pretty brutal. If you are unfamiliar with ultra-violent Japanese films, it may be a shock. Maybe start with the relatively benign “Meatball Machine” series before watching something like Tokyo Gore Police.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        premise?

        Tokyo. Gore. Police.
        I mean, it’s right there in the title.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Yeah, when I went to bed on election night 2020 Trump was well ahead.

      I won’t believe it until I see it.

      • Hyperion

        The dems will win. No doubt about it. They got the memo: When cheating don’t work, cheat harder.

    • DEG

      I might see some good news when I get up in the morning.

      It doesn’t look good in NJ.

      We’ll see what happens when I get up, but I have a feeling I’ll be happy with the Virginia results.

      ‘Night all!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        G’nite Bro!

  17. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Let’s Go Brandon

  18. Ghostpatzer

    Thanks, Yusuf, the shrooms are gorgeous.

    VA Election results looking pretty good, too. NJ, not so much. Murphy 56% with 18% reporting, about what’s expected.

    • rhywun

      His lead has been steadily dropping, interestingly enough.

      • rhywun

        Down to 50:49. It was like 60:40 an hour ago.

      • rhywun

        Not-Murphy is leading.

        Guessing that Newark and JC votes will trickle in overnight.

      • KSuellington

        I thought Youngkin would win, but didn’t hold much hope for the Team Red dude in Joysey. That would be extremely fun to watch the Dem meltdown if that upset actually came to pass.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He campaigned on even more Covidism didn’t he? Get da hell outta Joisey.

      • rhywun

        And high taxes.

  19. rhywun

    Sit down for this: The Democrat has won NYC mayor.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Shocked, I am.

      • rhywun

        We’ll see if the image of “not a crazy socialist” that he has cultivated holds.

    • LJW

      If there is one positive, he appears to be a little less commie than de Blasio

      • rhywun

        Eric Adams, the one who won the primary.

    • whiz

      *faints*

  20. Q Continuum

    Yougkin’s win:

    He who controls the MILFs, controls the world!

    • Hyperion

      If you’re talking about the dems, are you referring to the fugly MILFs with penises or the ones we’d all like to ****?

      • R.J.

        You mean the fugly ones that look like Sam Kinison?
        There. He has been mentioned in three posts now. Will he magically appear like Candyman? I can only hope.

      • rhywun

        You and me both.

        A little sanity is called for lately.

    • rhywun

      There’s a “Muad’dib” joke in there somewhere.

    • Chafed

      Is that from exodus or deuteronomy?

  21. Rebel Scum

    MSNBC in full meltdown mode.

    Still going with several lies that will not die because they are freaking out nearly as bad as 2016.

    (hopefully this comment does not age poorly…)

    • KSuellington

      Critical Race theory is not real. But it’s totally awesome.

      These people are delusional and it’s nice to see a bit of comeuppance come their way.

  22. UnCivilServant

    I guess election night is cursed, we just had a control domain crash and take out half of production. It’s particularly bad because we had taken down the other half for patching, so it’s all down.
    Fun.

    Of course, I’m not eligable for overtime…

    • rhywun

      You’re on call? Ouch, sorry.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was already one because we had to cleanly take down the applications so the datacenter guys could apply the firmware patches. But now the work has doubled, and we’re still not sure what happened.

    • Rat on a train

      Do you work for Dominion?

    • UnCivilServant

      Fun fun fun.

      I just love when people run off in an uncoordinated mess and we have to spend time figuring out what was and was not done before continuing.

  23. whiz

    RCP has Youngkin at 53.6% with 84% reporting, and 0.7% other. It would take Youngkin < 29% with the remaining votes to lose. That's entirely possible depending on which areas are last (including mail-ins).

      • Rebel Scum

        Don’t harsh my buzz.

        But yes, that is still possible I think.

    • DenverJ

      Yup. Just coming here to connent on that. Republican up by @200k… boxes of mail in ballots to be discovered in 3, 2, 1…

      • Rat on a train

        Already counted the same number of votes as 2017. Now paused for the fortifying.

  24. dbleagle

    Last night I made my holiday aged nog. Tonight I shall sample some if the Dem loses in VA. A GOP woman appears to have won the Lt Gov race. In Democrats terms she is a negress, so even more mythical than a libertarian woman.

    • rhywun

      We don’t elect that position here. Do they ever get the Big Guy and the Lieutenant from different parties?

      • EvilSheldon

        I think it’s happened, but I don’t remember the last time.

      • DEG

        It happens in North Carolina. Both of Cooper’s Lt. Governors are Republicans (Forest for the last term, and Robinson for this term).

    • Hyperion

      If the dems lose in Joisey, be sure to close your windows, because that pant’s shitty smell might get overwhelming.

      • Rat on a train

        May also want to bet on the Browns winning the Super Bowl.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “I love the smell of napalm shit in the morning”.

        Too bad it probably won’t happen. Essex County looms.

  25. Chipping Pioneer

    Is this a particularly good year for fungi? In the woods a couple of weeks ago, I noticed three things: lots and lots of fungi; and lots of dead spruce.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Quite the year, Playing the Wooded Course in Scottville it was Mycopia extraordinaire, the trees were full of the stuff, too busy for pics that day.

  26. whiz

    Now with 87% in, Youngkin only needs 28% of remaining votes. His % of the votes counted is dropping, but not fast enough.

    Of course, late votes are probably over and above when 100% of precincts report. But it gives some idea of how it’s going.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Fairfax is, by far, the biggest reserve of votes left, and 28% is just about right for that area. It’s still within the margin of fraud, if only barely.

      • Hyperion

        We’ll find out after the voting stops at 4am.

      • Ownbestenemy

        McAuliffe is appearing to underperform in Loudoun, Prince Williams and Fairfax along with other counties. If Youngkin can retain hold of Northampton, Accomack and the counties south of Norfolk they will have to make it up in Fairfax.

        From 2017 Gov Race
        Youngkin appears to be flipping Prince Edward, Montgomery and Northamptons.

    • Urthona

      Republicans need to have people manning Fairfax at all times no matter what.

      Still, I think that this margin will just be too big to cheat.

      Also worth noting: he has waaaaaaaay outperformed the polls so far.

      • Hyperion

        Dude, NOVA is not really VA, it’s Swamp overflow central.

        The only way VA saves themselves is to secede from the Swamp, period.

      • Urthona

        Yeah, except Republicans are on the verge of controlling every single political branch in purple Virginia after tonight.

      • Urthona

        I use purple loosely. Really blue.

    • whiz

      With 90% in, Youngkin only needs 24% of the remaining. McAuliffe is gaining, but not fast enough (modulo any funny business).

      • whiz

        Ugh, still 90% in, but Youngkin’s % went down, and he needs 28.5% of the remaining. Could just be round-off error, the first 90% could have been 89.6% and the second one 90.4%, but still concerning.

      • Urthona

        Lots of places calling it for Youngkin now.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, and in normal elections before the big cheat, I’d believe it. They will project dems to have won all of these races before 10am tomorrow morning.

  27. whiz

    According to RCP, Murphy is now behind (barely) with 37% reporting.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And now back up….that one will probably be too close to call.

  28. Hyperion

    What the fuck is a Princess Blanding?

    • Rebel Scum

      LP candidate for VA governor. ///OneOfUs

      I guess she was royally dull.

      • Hyperion

        Is her running mate named after a metallic solder?

      • LJW

        “Virginians continue to face an array of uncertainties as we navigate through two public health crises: COVID-19 and systemic racism. Now, more than ever, Virginia is in need of progressive, courageous leadership that will put people over profit and politics.

        Princess Blanding, an educator for over 13 years here in the Commonwealth and a grassroots activist, has a history of fighting to elevate the voices and concerns of every day, working-class Virginians and for increased accountability from our local and state elected officials to address the inequities in our Black and most marginalized communities.”

        I don’t think she’s Libertarian, unless she works for TOS.

      • Hyperion

        She’s married to Welsh and is also unable to grow facial hair. JK, I still have no idea who Xe is.

      • Tonio

        Single-issue candidate. Her brother was shot by a cop.

      • Rebel Scum

        I misread something.

        Princess Blanding (Liberation Party) is running for election for Governor of Virginia. She is on the ballot in the general election on November 2, 2021.

        Blanding completed Ballotpedia’s Candidate Connection survey in 2021. Click here to read the survey answers.

      • Chafed

        Liberation Party is a bit different.

      • R.J.

        Crap. Now I need to go find a picture of this person.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dont

      • Ownbestenemy

        She is libertarian in that she basically has a “Ill have whatever policies I want” based on that site. Good for her.

      • Rat on a train

        She’s listed on the VA Election site as a Liberation Party.

      • rhywun

        Liberation Party

        Pretty sneaky, sis.

      • rhywun

        LP? GTFO.

        That’s bog-standard socialist Democrat stuff.

      • Rat on a train

        Liberation not Libertarian

      • Ownbestenemy

        Clever…

      • Rat on a train

        Yea. I’m sure it was intended to trick libertarians who would otherwise vote for Youngkin.

      • R.J.

        Very clever. She must have gotten 3 or 4 more votes by mistake that way. ‘Repuglican’ or ‘Demonrat’ would have been a more effective way to siphon votes.

    • EvilSheldon

      I own almost that exact rifle. Mrs. Sears has good taste.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hide your men!

      • Hyperion

        I already hide, no one see me.

    • Hyperion

      1. You don’t look like no princess.

      2. No 1 reason you don’t look like no princess is that you fugly, bitch.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        That’s Winsome Sears

      • Tonio

        That’s not Princess Blanding (candidate for gov) with the gun, but Winsome Sears (candidate for Lt Gov and probable winner).

      • Hyperion

        Guys, I am sorry. I posted this under the wrong post. I know that. And I’ll just say, Winsome is not ugly, I apologize for that.

      • Chafed

        I thought you were doing your The Hyperbole impression.

    • UnCivilServant

      Bazinga

      What does that even mean?

      • Rebel Scum
      • UnCivilServant

        I’m afraid that doesn’t help.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Tweet A is saying that white suburban voters control election outcomes and are racist

        Tweet B, in reply to Tweet A, shows a photo of Winsome Sears, who will probably win the Lt. Governor race.

        Bazinga, in this context is tantamount to “sick burn, dude”

    • Rebel Scum

      Muh-racisms.

    • rhywun

      Whiteness remains undefeated. Let’s wait and see who those white suburban voters went for tonight in Virginia. Any guesses?

      LOL okay. Take your meds, racist.

  29. Ownbestenemy

    RCP asks Will Dems’ Anti-Trump Attacks Be More Effective in ’22?

    Yes…yes they will. Keep it at 11 and it will work.

    • whiz

      More effective for the other side, maybe.

  30. LJW

    Good news the Libertarian candidate in New Jersey leads the socialist candidate by double the votes!

      • LJW

        Yup until the mysterious UAZ shows up at 4 AM with 2 more mail in ballots for the Socialist.

      • whiz

        LOL

  31. The Bearded Hobbit

    Glibfit: I unloaded 270 12×12 porcelin tiles from the car to the house today. My shoulders were trashed before, they are twice as trashed tonight. Ethanol has not worked so far, might be a pain-killer night.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Most of say we just got laid

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        They’re stacked, not laid yet.

        Oh, crap, I just said “stacked”.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I feel for you. Just finished painting for the day. New drywall so primer. I’m torn about using the bench ladder for ceiling work vs just using an extension on the roller. But makes a good work surface so not stooping as much.

      • R.J.

        Extension rollers suck for high ceilings. That’s how I hurt my shoulder. Go bench ladder.

  32. whiz

    OK, multiple outlets have called the VA Lt. Gov. race for Sears (R), but Youngkin’s margin is bigger and they haven’t called that race?

    • Urthona

      Lots have actually.

    • Rebel Scum

      Haven’t watched it, but apparently McCunteface addressed his supporters and is not conceding.

    • EvilSheldon

      I was wondering about that myself. Desperation tactic?

      • R.J.

        Dude has 30,000 votes in his minivan. He’s not conceding shit.

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s about a quarter of what he’d need.

      • hayeksplosives

        It doesn’t even have to be a centrally coordinated fraud effort. In fact, it would be better if it’s not centrally coordinated, because someone would squeal or boast.

        All the Dems have to do is signal to their devoted rank and file that the future of the republic is at stake, and the minions will act independently to fortify their local vote tallies.

        What has been done to elections in this country in the name of Covid is appalling. At this point, I’d welcome observers from France, Sweden, and Japan to check on our election process.

        Votes need to be in person, one day of voting, purple dye on the finger, unless an absentee ballot is requested well in advance, with a reason, and is postmarked by the day before Election Day.

      • Rebel Scum

        IOW “Election day should be election day.”

        Sounds like some nazi insurrectionist talk to me.

      • rhywun

        Votes need to be in person, one day of voting, purple dye on the finger, unless an absentee ballot is requested well in advance, with a reason, and is postmarked by the day before Election Day.

        All of this. Serious countries do this. We are not a serious country any more.

      • nw

        If this were done, I wouldn’t even necessarily be opposed
        to removing all qualifications for voting. If you’re able
        to show up at a voting booth, you can vote.

        Of course, I’m not opposed to a poll tax either. Want to have
        a say in how things are done, put your money where your vote
        is. It doesn’t have to be high. Ten dollars. Twenty.

      • rhywun

        Same as downtown.

      • Q Continuum

        “Serious countries do this.”

        Like interregnum Afghanistan. And I’m not being facetious, at the time they were more serious about their elections than we are.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And still allegations of fraud there.

      • dbleagle

        Same with Iraq. People lined up to vote even will credible threats of death. People were suicide bombed, mortared, or shot and they still stood in line to vote.

        In the US, not so much.

      • Q Continuum

        “someone would squeal or boast”

        -1 Seth Rich

      • Chafed

        He learned it from Hillary.

    • Tonio

      Local media aren’t calling it either, fwiw. Thanks for your analysis above.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Me thinks that ‘right’ media is thinking call it even if numbers could flip that way there is an air of “something must have happened that was hinky”

    • Q Continuum

      Fortified.

  33. LJW

    Hard to be excited about this knowing the Republicans will be dipshits for a couple years then lose the house to Democrats who are even further left.

    • LJW

      *going on the presumption that VA is an indicator of the 22 mid terms.

      • hayeksplosives

        They GOPpers need to take leaf from Bill Clinton’s book on this one: it’s the economy, stupid!

        But instead, they’ll prioritize legislating morality even though it’s been proven never to work and is guaranteed to lose moderates of both parties. People are either pro-life or pro-abortion, pro-gay marriage or pro “traditional” marriage, etc. I have an idea: how about “Mind your own business, and tend to your own moral choices”?

        Then unshackle the economy and let us get on with it.

      • rhywun

        The Republican in NJ is running largely on the economy and he’ll still probably lose.

        I honestly don’t think it’s the economy, stupid anymore. I mean, it should be, but a lot of people’s brains have been broken in the last few years.

      • Urthona

        Biden won by 16 points last election. This is still a good sign for republicans

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Both parties love planned economies, as they give them the ability to pick winners and losers and shower voters with gifts.

        They both try to legislate morality. Both versions suck.

    • R.J.

      *Sigh. Really all you can hope for is gridlock. Sadly they will be dipshits and push their social agenda. How about nobody push any social agenda, and we cut the government in half? Then we won’t have to hear about this shit anymore.

    • rhywun

      TW: Gore.

      • Mojeaux

        re gore

        Some time ago, XY was running through the garage, ran past a board that had a very long screw sticking out of it, and the screw ripped his calf open (this is called karma, people; he left that screw there [as per his wont] and anybody could have gotten hurt). Anyway, I took him to the ER and filmed the entire sewing-up-of-the-wound. It was awesome. I think he had something like 20 stitches.

      • R.J.

        I gotta catch up. All these new distractions… I owe a review of The Matador! I both saw in the credits and read an article about all the effort put into making sure people knew the bulls were computer generated and no bulls were harmed.

      • Mojeaux

        I have not seen it yet. I just remembered it was one I WANTED to see because Pierce Brosnan, which is all I really care about.

      • R.J.

        Found, watched, review started. It’s coming the week after Ash Lad this Thursday.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Whew, blood is OK, but I thought AlGore would be there.

      • rhywun

        *snark*

    • Drake

      He never should have been charged. The FBI purposely sat on this.

  34. rhywun

    Looks like both NJ and VA too close to call. It’s gonna be a long week.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yes it is…yes it is.

      • Hyperion

        Cheating in elections is a right!

      • Rebel Scum

        It is also infrastructure.

      • hayeksplosives

        Voter equity.

    • Drake

      VA is done. NJ the cities will find more than enough votes for Murphy.

  35. Rebel Scum

    You guys are all caught up on Youngkin/McAuliffe. Out of left field it turns out that the winner of the gubernatorial race in Virginia is actually Stacy Abrams.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      What about the Librarian party Candidate? She was always hawt, with the glasses and the ” I know what you did” Look.

      • R.J.

        Librarian Party. Now there’s an idea. Fund the government with overdue book fines?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And everyone has to STFU,
        I like it, plus the Hawt Librarian,

      • rhywun

        Narrator: The vast majority of librarians are not, in fact, hawt.

      • R.J.

        You’re stompin’ on dreams, man!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Cheers!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like you, don’t make me kill you,
        /really, I like you though

    • Hyperion

      Social Equity demands it.

    • Chafed

      Legit lol

  36. whiz

    With 93% in, Youngkin only needs 24% of the remaining. His lead is about 116k votes.

    • Hyperion

      The cheat machine has sprung into action.

    • Tonio

      All depends where those precincts are located, IYKWIM

    • whiz

      Uh oh, Youngkin had a 20k bigger lead than Sears a short time ago, now his lead is smaller than Sears’s. So a lot of recently counted votes went for McAuliffe and Sears? Fishy. I should have been keeping track of absolute numbers, as this might have been a case where the D got a lot of votes added and the R little or none.

      • Rebel Scum

        Why do Democrats hate black women?

      • Rebel Scum

        According to WRIC the margins are dangerously close at this point. I’d say the fraud machine either is engaged, or is about to be engaged, and/or Virginians are sufficiently propagandized.

      • R.J.

        If I read correctly, a little over 210,000 votes left to count and the current gap to make up is ~160K.

      • Q Continuum

        “a little over 210,000 votes left to count find in the trunk of a car”

        FIFY.

  37. The Bearded Hobbit

    Tomorrow”s headline:

    McAuliffe wins with a record 81 Million votes!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      But what about the Thing?

  38. Stillhunter

    Cool ‘shrooms. I saw a number of similar in September/early October. We had extreme drought this summer. Once the rain came the mushrooms went nuts. More and bigger than I’ve ever seen around here.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I didn’t know they had 2 seasons of growth, and both very different types, next Spring I’m going hunting for sure.
      Where are you SH?

      • Stillhunter

        I’m in NE Minnesota near the boundary waters. We get 2 mushroom seasons, spring and fall, with some in summer if it stays wet. This year I saw almost no shrooms in the summer. I don’t hunt them but people I know go after morels in spring, then chanterelles later. We have a few others, but those are most popular here.

      • dbleagle

        Mmmmmmm wild chanterelles. Where I hunt elk there are some great finds. I always put a bag in pack to put the chanterelles in.

  39. DWB

    I know we’ve got a few NJ Glibs — here’s to hoping that they didn’t cheat enough!!!!!!!!

  40. creech

    Anyone know what’s the story with that blue VA county out there in the Shenandoah Valley surrounded by red counties? Isn’t that Stonewall country?

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Charlottesville

    • Rebel Scum

      Albemarle County and Charlottesville. I suspect the city has undue influence on the county.

    • rhywun

      I don’t know Virginia at all but my guess would be there is a college town there.

    • Tonio

      Probably Albemarle and the City of Charlottesville (prog heaven, home of UVA)?

      • Rebel Scum

        Home of a bunch of environmental law students that know nothing about the environment or law.

  41. hayeksplosives

    I long for the more dignified days when a candidate who knew he was defeated fair and square would concede on election night and spare the country the drama of a long count and recount cycle.

    • Urthona

      Conceding has no real meaning. If you concede and then win the votes, you still win.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nixon, 1960, he won Ohio, but didn’t want to make waves so we got Kennedy and Vietnam, my Dad thanks Him…..

    • Brochettaward

      Why would you concede when you know that they are going to manufacture the votes for you?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Grrrrr, No money for Prime, Grrrrrr.

    • rhywun

      Can’t watch because possible spoilers but I luv Crisjen (sp?).

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh yeah, Chrisjean is a hot Lady, there I said it, and her voice, so sexy,

      • Mojeaux

        No spoilerage, and I LOVE HER TOO! She is a beautiful woman.

    • nw

      Having read the books, and observed the wokeness surrounding
      the actor portraying Alex, I don’t know if I’ll be able to enjoy the
      last season.

      Recast the character if you really have to. Don’t despoil the story.

      • rhywun

        the wokeness surrounding the actor portraying Alex

        I’m a couple seasons behind; no idea what that is about.

      • Mojeaux

        He couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a con. People tattled. Etc., etc., etc.

      • Mojeaux

        I had forgotten about that (willfully, granted). So…thanks?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh my..last season. Better deliver….

  42. whiz

    OK, the last RCP update added 22k votes for Youngkin and only 6k for McAuliffe, so it must just depend on which precincts are reporting. Youngkin now +88k, with Sears +70k.

    The % of the total vote reporting doesn’t seem to be consistent; of course, that’s something they can’t really know. ABC is reporting similar totals but different % reporting.

    • Brochettaward

      On election night, Trump was up by over 100,000 in some states like Wisconsin with supposedly 90% or more of the vote in. They found those votes.

      Trying to do the math based on the number of votes that should come in is futile.

    • Q Continuum

      The absurdity of the whole thing is insulting. It races to 90% reporting in a matter of hours, then limps along in the wee hours and into next week as votes trickle in for the (D). Odd how when an (R) is ahead, the margin never grows as these things asymptotically approach 100%, it only shrinks. Yes, it’s entirely possible that these elections are on the up and up, but they sure carry the very strong appearance of fishy business and no one in a position of influence ever does anything to dispel that appearance.

      • Urthona

        It hasn’t been doing that though recently. Glad they counted the absentee votes first at least this time.

      • rhywun

        I just assume that is routinely down to incompetent urban precincts unable to report in a timely manner (I live in NYC, I can say that).

      • Rebel Scum

        Questioning the integrity of the election is domestic terrorism . . . if a Democratic Party candidate “wins”.

        Questioning the integrity of the election is the highest form of patriotism . . . if a Democratic Party candidate loses by any margin.

      • nw

        This reminds me of Benford’s law. It’s not that accounting ledgers
        that have violations of Benford’s law are necessarily fraudlent, it’s
        that it’s suspicious, and a reason to look into them further. Insisting
        that everything is on the up and up and refusing to allow any inquiry
        adds to the suspicion.

        It could well be that there is some reason that votes that skew democrat
        also tend to run late. I can even think of one or two.

        But governments and societies run on a shared belief in their legitimacy.
        It’s not my job to prove there’s fraud, it’s their job to prove or demonstrate
        that there isn’t. If 40% of the people think the government is fraudulent,
        that’s a problem, and it doesn’t even really matter if they’re right. The lack
        of shared belief is what leads to breakdown.

  43. Rebel Scum

    I always stay up too late on election nights. But I barely sleep anyway.

  44. R C Dean

    Great stuff, Yu. I loved the fall in the Midwest. I never noticed that many mushrooms, but I wasn’t looking, either.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thanks RC, I tend to observe the World in as much detail as possible, and as soon as I saw the first mushroom in the place I play at, I knew I could find more, it’s a blast seeing new things,

  45. straffinrun

    Congratulations, uneducated white women.

    • Chafed

      ?

      • Rebel Scum

        Probably this.

        Virginia 2020 —> White women
        50% Biden (D), 49% Trump (R)

        Virginia 2021 —> White women
        57% Youngkin (R), 43% McAuliffe (D)

        A 15-point swing to the GOP with this group.

      • Urthona

        Gee. I wonder why. Could it be the “we own your children” narrative?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Branden,

      • Chafed

        Well white women are known to believe their children don’t belong to the community. Toxic whiteness.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hey it takes Village to raise an idiot, oh wrong crowd?

      • straffinrun

        They dragged their inbred asses to the polls tonight and pushed Youngkin over the line. (I’ve been watching Chuck Todd tonight)

      • Urthona

        Also note that Trump was unusually unpopular among suburban white women. Possibly because he’s such an asshole.

        So those numbers may just have been low.

      • cyto

        We were just discussing this a minute ago. My buddy says that it is two sisters-in-law Both hate trump with a purple passion. My wife is the same way, irrational hatred.

        I think if was the grab them by the hoo-ha tape. Since then, he could say “nice weather” and they would decry him as an asshole.

        Dems are very effective at playing into negative stereotypes and tugging on archetypal fears.

      • Chafed

        Ah. Now it makes sense.

        Wait a minute, by what magic is a gaijin able to watch NBC?

      • straffinrun

        Dial up.

      • Chafed

        You want my AOL CDs?

  46. Yusef drives a Kia

    I stepped outside to feel the weather, looked up and saw a star! I miss the stars,
    /Arizona Dreamin’

    • Stillhunter

      The bottom of the sign in the pic says all you need to know. Who else but grifters adds who “convened” the march by name?

  47. straffinrun

    Lady on NBC News just informed us that progressives have learned from this defeat in VA that they need to stop ignoring race and confront racism more directly if they want to win next year.

    *Not the Bee

    • Chafed

      I love insufferable idiots. Let’s hope the DNC takes that advice.

    • cyto

      MSNBC has been beating “racism triumphed in Virginia” for the last few hours.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They started planting that notion yesterday. White folks don’t believe slavery was real, the holocaust never happened!

  48. db

    Anyone considered the possibilty that McAuliffe is the sacrificial lamb to be used to dull the “fortified election” meme in advance of the election that really matters?

    • db

      /hot tub punditry

    • straffinrun

      Jordan P talks about how the dominant rat lets the less dominant rat win fights 30% of the time. Higher % and he’d be a threat, lower % and he won’t play anymore.

    • Urthona

      No. Democrats are livid. They are neither strategic nor remotely clever.

      They also pulled out all the stops: Obama, Biden, Harris, Abrams. They worked their asses off.

      • Chafed

        This too

    • Chafed

      No. Team Stupid did well in a number of VA statewide races.

      • Urthona

        I hate that moniker because they’re obviously both team stupid.

      • Chafed

        That explains why I have trouble telling them apart.

      • EvilSheldon

        They’re both evil, and both stupid. One is the party of evil stupidity, and the other is the party of stupid evilness. You can pick which is which for yourself.

      • Urthona

        sounds about right

    • LCDR_Fish

      Letting the state go red across the board for the first time in 12 years isn’t a great indicator – and I don’t think anyone let him in on the joke.

      OTOH…who else would let Randi Weingarten get on the stage with him the night before the election. Talk about not reading the room.

      • Chafed

        That’s exactly right. *thinks back to my comment last night*

    • Ownbestenemy

      Funny you say that. I thought that as I dropped off the trailer for the day. What if this race is one we want to lose to instill confidence.

      However, they lost the whole state…so not sure.

      Maybe it was a straight election

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      I have been contemplating that all night.

      Youngkin has been blowing up in the ratings all week, and everything cannot go the d’s way. If they pulled a ’20 trick again so soon too many eyes would start opening.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or…and I am going to channel Hyperbole here…Trump really did lose fair and square and humans are just terrible at sudden changes.

      • Chafed

        Bingo.

  49. cyto

    Virginia has been holding at 95% reporting for a couple of hours now. While 95% has been the number, the lead has gone from just under 85k votes to 80k votes to 96.5k votes.

    WTH?

    How hard is it to put the sheet on the scanner?

    150k votes out in DC area. Needs to go 60/40 for D to win. counties are more than 60/40 so far.

    Team R needs better poll watching and needs to learn to hold back all results until D results from cities are in.

    • UnCivilServant

      “It is now week fifteen with no resultes returned from any district. when will the evil right stop holding our electoral process hostage?!”

    • Urthona

      What’s the explanation for how Youngkin gained but the percentage of votes counted decreased?

      • cyto

        Yeah… Really odd.

        I am not sure how you get a percent anyway. I mean, it is a sheet of paper. You put it on the scanner and it gets counted instantly. yet somehow they count how many absentee ballots they have on hand before scanning them? Seems an odd thing to do.

        Maybe an estimate off of ballots requested? Which might mean there are 250k outstanding votes, or 12.

      • Urthona

        Fox News just explained that the estimates have been adjusted and they were originally based on last year’s.

      • Urthona

        sorry. not last year’s. last governor race.

      • cyto

        About 130k votes have come in since 95%. (5% would be around 150k)

        Lead has moved up and down, but still 86k.

        Somewhat surprising that turnout would be so much higher.

      • cyto

        New Jersey percentage counted also has not changed in hours.

      • Urthona

        that’s annoying. i expect a comeback in nj but i’d like va to be over now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its not odd. News orgs don’t have actually vote tallies from my understanding. They get whatever the Sec of State/clerks/etc releases or predictions based on past elections.

        How do news organizations count the vote returns on election night?

        Votes are tabulated county by county by the Associated Press, a non-profit news agency which uses its national network of more than 4,000 reporters on election night to record the vote tallies from county clerks and other local officials. The AP also gathers information from state websites that post election returns. Reporters feed that information back to AP’s vote counting operation, where analysts make decisions about which races are ready to be called.

      • db

        Team D let Team R convince themselves the only way to win was to cheat so Team R has some suitcases of ballots they released and they”ll be caught in the jaws of a trap by a Team D suddenly interested in investigating election irregularities?

        /probably not but who knows anymore?
        Thoughts from the hot tub

      • cyto

        It is probably going to be close enough for a recount. It is going to be hilarious to watch them demand recounts and challenge ballots.

      • Ownbestenemy

        1% is the trigger for VA. So I guess we will find out Friday.

        When there is between any candidate apparently nominated or elected and any candidate apparently defeated a difference of not more than one percent of the total vote cast for the two such candidates as determined by the State Board or the electoral board, the defeated candidate may appeal from the determination of the State Board or the electoral board for a recount of the vote as set forth in this article.

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t think that cheating (in elections or otherwise) is okay, even if those who laughably call themselves ‘my side’ are the ones doing it.

        But if Team Red got caught stuffing a few ballot boxes, I would at least credit them with having grown some balls…

  50. Yusef drives a Kia

    I like Glenn Reynolds,
    “It’s that ol’ Irish Democracy:

    “More regimes have been brought, piecemeal, to their knees by what was once called ‘Irish Democracy,’ the silent, dogged resistance, withdrawal, and truculence of millions of ordinary people, than by revolutionary vanguards or rioting mobs.

    “Just keep screwing with them and know that it makes them crazy.”

    https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2021/11/why-they-fear-lets-go-brandon.html

    • Urthona

      Or maybe they are just profoundly wrong on every single major issue and they don’t have Trump to vote against.

      • cyto

        Why not both??

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      He has been right more often than not in the ast few years, he may be a Black pilled mole at this point,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Missed the L, oops.

    • B.P.

      Favorite part: Anderson Cooper weakly clearing up the confusion as to who “we/our” is, as if he’s a straight journalist.

      • cyto

        He did not bother making such distinctions last year. He proudly used “we”, both for himself and his network in referring to defeating Trump and Democrats winning seats.

    • Ownbestenemy

      At 15 seconds of that video, Van Jones was about to say ‘you don’t have Terry McAuffile you know doing dumb shit”…I swear that was what he was going to say.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oh how delicious….
      /Go Braves!

    • whiz

      Even better, you could hear the Indian war cry in the stadium in Houston.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Chicks with firepower, God I love America!

  51. Shpip

    GAK!

    NSFW unless you work for Larry Flynt Publications or maybe SugarFree.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I just puked, thanks….

    • Chafed

      There’s nothing like pulling your dick out at work.

  52. UnCivilServant

    Well, the servers are back up. The applications are running. I’m going to sleep.

    Good night, Glibs.

  53. creech

    Predict that Youngkin hangs on to win but Murphy squeezes by Chickfila as I-95 corridor continues to rule and ruin NJ.

    • Urthona

      Fox just called it for Youngkin with 96% of votes in in Va.

      • Chafed

        How are The Young Turks taking it?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        They got out the Wet Vac to soak up the tears and snot,

  54. KSuellington

    Well, looks like even NBC is calling it for Youngkin at this point. The Dems have to be realizing they are in very serious trouble for the midterms and that the pro lockdown and woke shit aren’t a very winning combo for them. They can only fortify so much. Here in SF the three most progressive on the Board of Ed just got enough signatures for a recall along with the uberleft DA. Even though Newsom survived his recall as expected, they should have taken that as a warning to moderate and yet they thundered ever leftward and down. A year is a long time in politics, but at this point it looks as if they will be facing heavy losses next November. If we get lucky it helps totally disrail their spendapalooza bill.

    • Urthona

      Are Republicans peaking too soon?!?

    • Chafed

      I’ll believe the backlash is real in CA when those 3 assholes and the DA are recalled.

      • KSuellington

        I still have not bought into the idea that it is primarily a problem of vote counting getting the Dems across the line. There undoubtedly are vote counting shenanigans, and those seem to come primarily from the Donks. Junk mail voting for sure lends itself to making it way easier. But it is not insurmountable, both Florida and Ohio seemed to clean up their elections quite a bit. It’s mostly cultural and institutional problems that are to blame for our current crop of elected critters. The Long March was very successful, there needs to be a counter movement. I don’t know if I’d be so optimistic to say this election portends that, but it’d be nice to see a counter progressive swing. Liberalism needs to be its replacement.

      • Urthona

        Yes.

        Still, every place Republicans win they need to unwind some of these ridiculous mail-in rules.

      • Chafed

        For sure. Election integrity matters. So does the appearance of integrity.

      • Chafed

        I don’t go for the vote counting being a major issue either. Let’s see if the deepest blue city in a deep blue state will throw out 3 cretinous school board members who don’t care about children and a DA who appears determined to let crime run rampant.

      • KSuellington

        I think there is a fair chance that those three along with the DA get tossed. Way more than I thought Newsom would have a chance getting recalled. I knew that would be a long shot. I really think they have badly miscalculated how quickly they could take over. Not here of course, that will take a lot more time of ever, but nationally. I think there is at least a fair chance that the Dems will become the Washington Generals of the duopoly before long. I’d prefer them to go more libertarian but Team Red could do worse than a Trumpless Trumpism.

  55. Urthona

    New York times calls for Youngkin. Wow. Republican dominance in a state that was just considered solidly blue.

    • Chafed

      It’s pretty remarkable. Between Biden, Randi Weingarten, and I ram X. Kendi, they managed to fuck things up so badly it’s unmissable.

    • Ownbestenemy

      2 pts is good. Plus statewide trouncing.

      NJ is by the skin of a uncircumcised newborn but will probably swing D

  56. Ownbestenemy

    MSNBC on some of the theories on why Dems are struggling: I thought the public wanted us to leave Afghanistan, but turns out, they were upset about how we left. It’s like them figuring out Lets Go Brandon all of a sudden.

    • Chafed

      There is no way MSNBC will ever acknowledge the crappy policies they promote lead to this disaster.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You don’t say, though Repubs and their outlets do the same.

        What went wrong for the Democrats: Rachel, Joy and Nicolle discuss the state of the left

        Virginia’s Democratic governor candidate lost a messaging war

        Errin Haines: Critical race theory is the ‘big lie’ of 2021

        Glenn Youngkin’s victory proves white ignorance is a powerful weapon

        What far-right control of school boards could mean for your child’s education

        That is just on their front page….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Foul human beings

  57. Ownbestenemy

    Saying the quiet part out loud:

    Republican Glenn Youngkin defeated Democrat Terry McAuliffe in the Virginia governor’s race Tuesday night, CNN projects, rolling back progressive gains in Virginia as he became the first Republican to win statewide office in the commonwealth since 2009.

  58. Ownbestenemy

    As long as nothing changes overnight, pretty good night for the Stupid Party. VA looks like a sweep, mayoral flip in NH that has held a Dem since ’05. NJ, even if he loses, shows that a Dem majority/stronghold is not secure.

    On another note, somehow Roger Stone is threatening to run against DeSantis if he doesn’t initiate an audit of 2020? I apparently missed that one on my 2021/22 bingo card.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “I’ll take Shit that ain’t happening for 800$ alex,”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Youngkin sounds drunk…don’t blame him, but he sounds drunk.

  59. Ownbestenemy

    Who the fuck told McAuliffe that dancing is a thing he should do? He should lose on that alone.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      He was being an authentic Man of the people, Dig?

      • Ownbestenemy

        My kids would slap me if I danced like that. At least throw in some old school stereotypical dance moves and not act like you are parachuting out of the sky.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I play Bass, so I groove, but Wendy told me long ago, don’t try to dance Bob, and She could dance,

      • Urthona

        I read “authentic” as “autistic” at first and nodded my head.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thank You! That was Badass playing, odd how he never seems to age,

      • Ownbestenemy

        He can rap too.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Newton wins, the other two are Charlatens,
        And Al Rocks!

  60. Ownbestenemy

    I don’t know NJ, don’t want to know NJ…but can Ciattarelli pull off a win. 97% in with almost a 2pt lead…

    • KSuellington

      Looks like the NJ race may be an Elephant pick up. This is what happens when you try and mess with peoples’ kids and lockdown their businesses. Perhaps the only silver lining out the Panic was that more parents got an up front look at their kids (lack of) education and propagandizing.

    • Urthona

      i’m reading 85%.

      • Urthona

        and a dead heat

      • Ownbestenemy

        RCP has it at 97%, its all tricknology anyway cause its all predictions. Now it has tightened according to them…less than .1% between them

      • Urthona

        NY Times now says 87%. Murphy now only down by 1000. Don’t think he can hang on.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Right, Ciattarelli wont hang on, but anything less than a blowout is good news.

      • Urthona

        16 point Biden margin last time. A democrat winning Texas would be way less surprising.

        good performance

      • Ownbestenemy

        Even Youngkin’s performance against Northam was impressive. But a lot can change in 4 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Everything on RCP has stalled in terms of updating results. My guess…happiness turns to sadness in the morning.

  61. Ownbestenemy

    I predict, based on election results, that my RA will be approved.

    • robodruid

      RA?
      Religious Application?

  62. DEG

    I’m up early for the gym. I checked the overnight election results.

    Wow.

    I like the Virginia news. I like that Ciattarelli is in the lead in NJ, but it’s close that Murphy might pull it off.

    In NH, Jan Schmidt who was on the Nashua Board of Alderman and is a state representative lost her re-election bid for the Nashua Board of Alderman. She and her husband were quite nasty about pushing masks and lockdown bullshit. Unfortunately, a bunch of other lock-down and masking supporters won reelection to the Board of Alderman and Board of Education.
    Also unfortunately, Joyce Craig won re-election as Manchester’s mayor.

    I’ll take the good news and ignore the bad for now. Off to the gym.

  63. Sean

    Philly retained Krasner. By a yuge margin.

    Every wailing parent on tv (from Philly) will be getting a “haha, get fucked” from me when their kids get shot. Fuck em.

    Burn that whole shit hole down and sprinkle covid on the remains.

    Sorry ARV – time to move.

  64. Sean

    Margins of fraud have been overcome in some states?

    Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fortification has its limits apparently.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Drugs are one of the few things Cali gets sort of right even if the regs on the legality are ridiculous.

      • Festus

        I support decriminalization but some folk should avoid certain drugs. How you would manage that I have no idea.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Not sure it is something that needs to be managed. There are treatment options for those who have a problem and want to address it. What little evidence there is suggests that decriminalization does not lead to an increase in drug use. Netherlands, I think.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        True, the borderline schizophrenics should probably stay away.

  65. rhywun

    Same day registration, permanent vote-by-mail, and partisan Dem redistricting all shot down in NY.

    Meanwhile, voters did approve measure[s] to add a right to clean air and water to the state constitution

    Whew! I wish I was a lawyer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yuck, positive rights are the illusory feel good path straight to Hell.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the Dems can destroy the state with that one alone.

        No need even for the three failed measures that were designed to keep them in power forever.

  66. rhywun

    Incumbent Brown declares Buffalo mayor write-in win over socialist India Walton

    Falls off chair.

    This is the guy who lost to the socialist in one of those no-turnout primaries. Not that four-term machine hack is anything worth celebrating, but the socialist got shown the door so I’ll take it.

    • Gender Traitor

      Are people from Buffalo really called “Buffalonians”?

      • Festus

        “Buffalloes” much like “Jiggaloes”

      • rhywun

        Yes.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Buffolites, Bufflans, Buffaloons…it’s actually the least ridiculous option.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was hoping maybe “Buffaloers,” like “New Yorkers.”

        Now I’m working about places like Indianapolis. And Minneapolis, for that matter.

      • rhywun

        Indianapolitans? No idea.

  67. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Minneapolis Voters Reject Democrat Proposal To Replace Police Department”

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/minneapolis-voters-reject-democrat-proposal-replace-police-department

    I’m torn here, the cops blow but the supposed solution they proposed would have been an unmitigated disaster. Drop the unnecessary laws that lead to so many unnecessary police interactions, loosen up gun laws, and let people defend themselves and their property and the issue would be largely handled.

  68. Festus

    Mornin’ Friends! In all too local news the Plant Manager has decided to segregate the supervisors from the hoi-polloi by moving their offices up to some unused rooms on the mezzanine. This will add at least an extra hour to my chores. More importantly, it divides and conquers the generally friendly relations that exist between the two. I guess he thought that management and union were too damn chummy on the floor. I knew this guy was trouble right from the start. Who on earth shows up at a warehouse job in a shiny suit and pointy shoes? He’s been a thorn in my side for five years and now he’s gonna burn it all down for his overweening hubris. At least I can walk away or work through it. Can’t say the same for his pretty little wife and toddler-aged children. Just a loathsome, controlling creep. The very definition of the “company man”. Maybe as my last act I’ll beat the shit out of him. Probably not but it’s a nice fantasy to hold. I’ve seen this happen before and hopefully never have to see it again. /rant off

    • Festus

      This guy rearranges his office furniture monthly. He leaves his pens arranged on his desk “just so”. Can you imagine what happens if his steak is under-cooked?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Any officemate with a preferred pen arrangement is just begging to be fucked with.

      • Festus

        Yeah, he’s Dwight.

      • Festus

        I leave a fart in his office and turn the key whenever I can. Fight The Power!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Don’t light a cigarette, you might get burned.

      • Sean

        LOL

      • Not Adahn

        Shim his desk up 1/16″ every week.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Who on earth shows up at a warehouse job in a shiny suit and pointy shoes?

      Why do you hate Puerto Ricans?

  69. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’, fellow reprobates!

    So Murphy managed to almost lose in a state where the Donkeys hold a 1MM margin in voter registration. I say almost because the votes still to come in are from Dem strongholds. Crossing my fingers but not optimistic.

  70. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    whats goody

    • Ghostpatzer

      Yo, Tres.

    • Festus

      I’m a free fartin’ man. That’s goody! It’s raining rather than freezing rain which shut everything down for about six hours yesterday. Virginia might flip. Justin Trudeau is a running joke. “Let’s Go Brandon!”

    • Festus

      The early results from Virginia. They were pretty goody.

  71. robodruid

    Morning all.
    Would be rather impressive if NJ would flip.
    But what would change?

    • TARDis

      The rush into complete world wide totalitarianism shifts back to first gear?

      Mornin’ Glibbies!

      I hear some team from area won some sort of contest or something.
      *checks property tax bill* Fuck them.

      • TARDis

        :my area:

      • Festus

        Yup. *looks at full tank of gas costing twice as much from one year ago*

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’

      Don’t think NJ will flip. What would change? Reduced likelihood of emergency vax mandate by executive fiat. Beyond that, not much; any substantive changes such as reforming education funding or pensions won’t happen even if the gov actually wanted this. The legislature won’t go for that. The speed of decline might slow down but the direction won’t change.

  72. Not Adahn

    ZERO mention of election results on NPR during the drive into work. I guess Youngkin must have won.

    The local news went through the litany of D incumbents winning.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’, UCS.

      • UnCivilServant

        I may need to turn the furnace on in the evening now.

        🙁

      • Not Adahn

        Frost outside this morning.

        I’ve turned on my furnace since I got back in town to keep the humidity down inside.