Saturday evening, “yeah, yeah” links

by | Nov 20, 2021 | Daily Links | 331 comments

 

“Spud, no!” “Spud, spud!” “Spud, you’re the ho” *click*

I think we have firmly established that Spud should never be handed a Zoom chat.

 

How about some links?

 

Pretty soon, we’ll be back to candles for light.

 

OFFS.

 

Yeah, I know this is yesterday’s news, but how awesome is it that her claim to fame is counterpointed by the fact Biden had to have a hose shoved up his ass to make it happen?

 

Uhh, much to unpack.

 

Well gee, Joe, it’s almost like Wisconsin knew the truth.

 

All righty. That’s good for today. Off to the bar.

About The Author

Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

331 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    I would like a fireplace, it could happen,

  2. rhywun

    her claim to fame is counterpointed by the fact Biden had to have a hose shoved up his ass to make it happen

    I did not know that was why.

    Now I can’t unsee Joe’s bowel prep.

      • rhywun

        “vigorous” lol

      • Chafed

        Biden must have the same doctor as Trump.

    • SandMan

      Someone noted that something awesome did happen when Kamala had the Presidential reins; Rittenhouse was aquitted.

      • Chafed

        Ha!

    • Suthenboy

      Well, if you ever do unsee it not to worry. I think it is on video.

  3. LJW

    “Yeah, I know this is yesterday’s news, but how awesome is it that her claim to fame is counterpointed by the fact Biden had to have a hose shoved up his ass to make it happen?”

    How does a doctor give Biden a physical without a cognitive test?

    • Chafed

      He has shit for brains?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I thought the colonoscopy was the cognatic cognitive test.

  4. SP

    I’m making “grandma pizza” for dinner. With dough purchased from a store.

    How the mighty have fallen.

    And we’re out of Bourbon and Scotch. And possibly beer, but I don’t care about that.

    • Spudalicious

      No liquor stores in Alfred?

      • SP

        Yes, one, but it has a very limited selection of anything and I don’t feel like going out while my onions are caramelizing.

        So, no cocktail for me, but perhaps there might be wine with pizza.

    • Nephilium

      Nothing wrong with taking a shortcut once in a while to cut out some stress and free up some time.

      Being out of bourbon and scotch on the other hand… I am disappoint.

      • R.J.

        I have many bourbons if you are DFW local.

      • Nephilium

        Opposite side of the country… but this statement did make me go downstairs and check. There are 25 different types of whisk(e)y currently in my house.

      • prolefeed

        I’m down to a single bottle of Peerless bourbon. Had a little Knob Creek and Russel’s Reserve left recently, but polished them off to clear up shelf space.

      • MikeS

        *takes quick look in liquor cabinet*

        Dammit…only 21. You win this round!

      • Spudalicious

        I only keep about 6-8 on hand at any one time. I picked some Elijah Craig BP, and Basil Hayden 10yo bourbon today.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve had to politely ask the girlfriend several times to stop buying me more bourbons until I clear some space on the shelves.

      • MikeS

        I should really thin mine out. Some of them have been open for some time and only have a few drinks left in them. I really only need about a half dozen or so different favorites to make me happy.

      • Spudalicious

        I’ve had enough that I know what I like. Makes it easier, as long as they’re available. That’s been a distinct problem that isn’t going away here.

      • slumbrew

        Jelly. I’m space-limited, so it’s just Szaerac Rye, a bottle of Lagavulin, and a not so great local whiskey.

      • Sean

        I recognize the words, but don’t understand the concept.

  5. R.J.

    Thanks for the music link! I am still celebrating from yesterday. Having Bourbon and a nice cigar. Three Stooges on MeTV. I am pleased.

  6. Nephilium

    It’s a Saturday, and I’m home and available. I’ll kick off the Zoom/Happy Hour/Hangout at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Going to see my sister and BIL for a bit once they land. I might join for a minute if the zoom is you know…still up and live.

      • Ownbestenemy

        11 years ago I found and married the love of my life. Damn time flies by. She may make an appearance on my brief zoom

      • Tulip

        Congratulations to you and Mrs OBE!

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Congrats! Would love to see your missus more often on the Zooms – she’s funny AF.

      • Sean

        I’ve had my cell phone number twice as long as that. ?

        Congrats.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks all. It is sensory overload for her. So many talking at once she is like “f’it!”

      • hayeksplosives

        Congratulations!

        Perhaps we southern Nevada Glibs can meet up someday.

      • MikeS

        congrats!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Woot! Congratulations, many more to come!

  7. Timeloose

    Good evening all.

    I’m out in NYC tonight to go see Dinosaur Jr. Just had some of the best pizza in the country at Lorenzos an had a few drinks at an Irish bar that was in the Departed.

    Great day out of town. Hope you all are having a great day.

    • Sean

      I hope you get to return safely to America.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        LOL

      • Timeloose

        I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of masks and COVD nonsense by the populous.

        The lovely bartender had to ask for proof of vaccinations to allow us to drink in the bar. This was crazy, but a photo of a stranger’s ID works fine. She has been harassed by the local government to ensure compliance. Fines for the establishment are 1K$ per un vaccinated person.

    • rhywun

      I’m out in NYC tonight to go see Dinosaur Jr.

      Nice! I love them.

      I assume I’m banned from the premises but the thought of seeing a show again is intriguing.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Sounds like a real freak scene.

  8. Tulip

    You’re a good sport Spud!

  9. Mojeaux

    Did something happen to the next post/previous post buttons on the side?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Seems nuked for the time being.

    • Sean

      .Gov banned them, apparently.

      • R.J.

        Awesome! I hate those buttons! They don’t even work, and block the view of my poor typing!

      • Ownbestenemy

        On PC, they are awesome but yeah if you respond from a phone, they are right in the way of your embarrassing typo that you can’t get to.

      • cyto

        I agree. The up and down buttons have not worked on chrome on Android for some time anyway. A simple previous/next link pair at the top and bottom of the page would get the job done better.

    • SP

      Yes, I took them down for now. The top/bottom buttons are not working with the current version of WordPress. And it’s annoying AF.

      I suppose you could have the previous/next buttons back, if you wanted.

      There isn’t currently any good solution for this. I will probably end up coding something when I get some time.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Previous/next are the only ones I use. I recoded the top/bottom to work for Eyepiece users, but I don’t personally use them.

      • rhywun

        Same here. My custom styles are borked too. 🙁

      • cyto

        You are awesome.

        Just wanted to toss that in there.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes please. Visible next button is how I usually notice there’s a new post.

  10. Suthenboy

    Anyone who voted for higher energy prices should be made to subsidize those who did not. Those who did not should pay what they paid two winters ago with the non-Trump voters making up the difference. Let me reiterate: You do not vote for people. You vote for policies. No one gives a fuck how you ‘feel’ about any particular candidate. We do care how that persons policies will affect us and our families. All of the dumpster fires we are suffering from now are direct results of the far left policies of the current administration.
    I hope everyone who helped put them in office are proud of themselves.

    Perhaps narrowing the definition of ‘sex offender’ might be in order. Let us change the term to ‘rapist’ and have them pelted with stones and rotten fruit everywhere time they try to mix in civilized company.

    The nazis are deeply hated in most of the civilized Anglosphere. Everywhere else, not so much. They are widely revered in the ME and much of Latin America.

    Whatever they do or say I won’t be giving up any guns that escaped the tragic capsize event. If there are any that is. Go fuck yourselves gun grabbers.

    • hayeksplosives

      “ I hope everyone who helped put them in office are proud of themselves”

      I assure you that they are very proud of themselves.

      • rhywun

        The Dems are the party of the elite who won’t feel the impact and of the very poor whose votes are bought with these policies. It’s no accident that the middle class is going extinct in super-blue cities.

  11. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I need to figure out how to use this Dyson vacuum tomorrow. I tried to use it earlier in the week, but I couldn’t figure out how to switch it from the hose suction to the floor suction.

    This morning I took the doge for the usual walk at the asscrack of dawn, and there was a rather large impression in the mulch across the street. The dog took a sniff at it and went apeshit. She wouldn’t pee or poo, and kept zig-zagging all over the street. She was more than happy to go back in the house without doing any bidness.

    Pretty sure it was a bear, and had only been there minutes before. Zoinks.

    These were taken a couple hours later:
    https://pasteboard.co/CvOxWoIzEMPZ.jpg
    https://pasteboard.co/j83yydk5E1X2.jpg

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am sure there is an OnlyFans for that KK.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      how to switch it from the hose suction to the floor suction.

      Don’t you just tilt the main body back while keeping the floorsucker part on the floor?

      • Suthenboy

        Mine, when locked upright does the hose suction. When it is pulled back from the upright position it switches to floor suction.
        Keep in mind mine is about ten years old and the design may have changed.

    • Spudalicious

      Small bear.

      • Suthenboy

        But still a bear…

    • rhywun

      My Dyson knockoff has a knob for that.

    • DrOtto

      I would have voted to acquit based on Gaiges gauges alone. Fine wear gauges, just don’t expect other adults to take you seriously.

      • The Hyperbole

        ^^This^^ Also true for baseball caps.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Forward, backward or askew…does it matter?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Flat-billed baseball caps. When the fuck are those things going to go out of style?

      • DrOtto

        I’ll allow ball caps for balding guys trying to hide it, ala Dale Gribble, but even then Bruce Willis showed them the way and, never mind, yes ball caps too.

      • The Hyperbole

        I make an exception for people in a ball park, currently playing or watching a baseball game.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Flat cap, pork pie, or Cubano.

        Beany when it’s really cold. Otherwise, gtfo.

      • kinnath

        Ball caps serve a purpose for outdoor use.

        Ball caps should not be worn indoors.

      • rhywun

        Yes, I wear them to keep the sun out of my eyes. Or used to, I mostly wear visors now for that purpose because caps make my head sweat too much.

      • cyto

        Some people look good with a hat on and dopey sans hat.

        I happen to be the reverse, hence my reluctance to wear hats. Size 8 1/4 hats are hard to come by too (and likely explain why I look dopey in them).

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I wear them outside because I’m going bald and I burn easily because I’m pigmentally challenged.

      • Spudalicious

        White Supremacist confirmed.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I prefer to be called a person of pallor.

      • Spudalicious

        Isn’t the supposed current slur, “clear”?

      • Nephilium

        /thinks back to the second degree sunburns on my head after my first long ride with only a helmet on.

      • Spudalicious

        Especially indoors.

      • MikeS

        /Proud baseball-cap-indoor-wearing serious adult

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *points and laughs*

        Seriously though, my wife would probably withhold sex if I started wearing ball caps. I’ve maybe worn one twice in the last decade.

      • MikeS

        Yeah, it must be a regional thing. Seemingly half, or more, of guys around here wear a cap. And yes, they even *gasp* wear them indoors.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s a style around here. Usually the sports obsessed guys.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The four shots instead of claps was the pièce de résistance.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only misstep is calling what’s his face “photographer”. He needs a better role in this all cause he is definitely one of the reasons Kyle is free today.

      • rhywun

        Oh lol I didn’t even notice that at first.

        I will say that Binger immediately made me think of Bing.

    • EvilSheldon

      Ball caps are useful for keeping hot sun and hot brass out of my eyes. Otherwise, I don’t cover my magnificent pompadour…

  12. hayeksplosives

    I am at a local hole-in-the-hall joint for a drink and then to watch the holiday review, which is an annual event featuring tap dancing ladies and suchlike.

    I am skeptical, so I have positioned myself where I can watch the Ok State va Texas Tech game. The only game between teams whose mascots carry guns.

    I work with some Texas Tech guys, so talk has been smacked this week…

    • Ownbestenemy

      You have fully immersed into Parhump culture it seems. And absolutely, a SoNv glibs meet up (when RC Dean comes a shootin) should happen. Great bar on the hump near the fire station from what I hear.

      • hayeksplosives

        Pahrump is changing rapidly, which I can see for myself and also many neighbors have corroborated. More non-smoking restaurants (yay free market!) and attempts at finer dining.

        I like it.

    • Ted S.

      The West Virginia Mountaineer doesn’t carry a gun any more?

      • The Hyperbole

        Are they playing a team that also has a domestic terrorist gun toting mascot?

      • hayeksplosives

        OK state Cowboys uses “Pistol Pete” as the mascot, and Texas Tech has the “Ref Raiders”, mounted riflemen.

        Both shoot noisy caps but not projectiles.

      • Not Adahn

        OU’s Rough Riders shoot shotguns during the game.

      • Not Adahn

        Ruf/Neks. Goddamned auttocorresct.

      • Ted S.

        They’re in the Big 12 now, so they could play OK State and Texas Tech.

      • The Hyperbole

        I took Hayek to mean the only game on tonight to fit those conditions not the only game that could ever happen.

      • hayeksplosives

        Not sure. But they don’t play OK State and/or Texas Tech every year either. (As far as I know…)

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        They should play both every year. Big12 is the only conference that does a full round robin.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        This year, OK State was Nov 6th and TxTech was Oct 2.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thank you.

      • Ted S.

        I don’t think so, because that would be 11 conference games.

  13. Nephilium

    Few things entertain me more then seeing completely moot political ads plastered all over a site. Local news has an ad from the Democrats plastered all over it asking us to call DeWine to veto the congressional redistricting map… which he approved yesterday. They’re upset because it’s going from the Republicans holding 12 of 16 districts, to being predicted to them holding 12 of 15 districts.

  14. Grumbletarian

    Star Trek IV was one of the shittiest Trek movies. Insipid “Save-the-Whales” nyukfest. I’d rate it even below God’s-at-the-Center-of-the-Galaxy Trek.

    • cyto

      The joke about the mouse was funny though

      • cyto

        Oh, and although I see your point, the search for God was god-aweful. It would have sucked as a 1 hour tv episode.. at least the save the whales had some decent humor, even if the premise was criminally stupid.

    • Spudalicious

      It was supposed to be in the original series, “campy” vein. The Harry Mudd episodes.

    • rhywun

      Nuclear wessels!

    • Ted S.

      I just watched Grizzly II: Revenge, which was a 1983 co-production between Hollywood and Hungary that got held up by financial issues for decades. Profoundly awful, but hilarious in how bad it is.

    • rhywun

      Also, double-dumbass on you.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Come on, it wasn’t that bad. Now the first one, what a snoozefest.

      • cyto

        All practical effects. No CGI.

      • cyto

        And boring as hell. Just because Kubrick got accolades for it doesn’t mean you have to do it.

      • Grumbletarian

        “Our warp engines already let us travel many many times the speed of light, but if you whip around a star in one direction you go backwards in time, and if you whip around a star in the other direction, then you go forwards in time! Any old star will do, like our astronomically middle-of-the-road sun over there.”

        Yeesh. Even for Trek science, that was terrible.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s not my fault you don’t understand basic physics.

      • cyto

        They didn’t even reverse any polarity.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Orbiting celestial objects at incredible speed lets you break the spacetime continuum at will, it’s just a well known fact. I think Christopher Reeves worked out the proof right before they filmed Superman.

    • Spudalicious

      Jim Morrison’s biography, “No One Here Gets Out Alive” briefly talks about it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Even better, he was in charge of handling Vietnamese refugees on Guam at the end. In at the beginning and the end.

    • cyto

      He should be held to account for taking bribes through relatives, framing people like Flynn and Papadopoulos for crimes they did not commit, sedition… And that is just the stuff from before taking office.

      Now we have repeated violations of his oath of office (dude said he was about to do something he believed was unconstitutional… Then did it. That is a direct violation of his oath, no additional evidence needed.).

      Plus everything Garland has been up to and whatever Hunter’s art show is paying for…. And then there is sending the FBI to sieze information from Veritas and passing it along to the NYT. You know that the IRS is already preparing to harass their donors.

      None of which really matters in 2024 anyway, because Tulsi is clearly running.

  15. MikeS

    Last year, lawmakers considered a bill that would have, among other things, eliminated the term “sexually violent predator” from statutes but they ended up pulling it. Meanwhile, a task force charged with sentencing reform is considering asking the legislature to change terms like “defendant,” “convict,” and “felon” to “justice-involved people.”

    wut

    • rhywun

      Normalizing criminality. Just an extension of what they’ve been at for a few years now.

      • EvilSheldon

        If criminality is normalized, I plan on being an excellent criminal.

      • slumbrew

        Fun-loving, even.

      • Ted S.

        I’d rather be a smooth criminal.

      • pistoffnick

        Thank you for linking the superior version!

      • MikeS

        Of course! And it’s a fun video as well.

      • Nephilium

        The same as The Ataris have some fun ones, Reel Big Fish has some great covers, and the best is of course Home Grown’s Barbie Girl.

      • MikeS

        I plan on being an excellent criminal

        It’s Justice-Involved Person, you fucking bigot!

  16. Playa Manhattan

    My internet is down. Both connections actually. Imagine the chances.

    Does anyone happen to have the score to the Cal game?

    • cyto

      I haz confuse

      • MikeS

        Dood! Just get him the score!

      • cyto

        14-3 bears

      • Playa Manhattan

        Thank you, I might need updates.

        The rest of you suck

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I never would have imagined such a score.

    • Gustave Lytton

      You came back for that?

    • cyto

      Neat? Maybe.

      1980’s gm k car boxiness isn’t ever going to be “collectible” in my book.

      • Ted S.

        Technically, it was Chrysler that made the K car,
        A nice reliant automobile.

      • rhywun

        I would not buy that for a million dollars.

      • MikeS

        what you did there…it was seen

  17. robc

    Which is wetter: damp or moist?

    • hayeksplosives

      Damp.

    • cyto

      Both get an admonition of “gross!” From the wife. So about equal by that measure.

      But I would say moist is wetter when referring to cake, and damp is wetter when referring to basements

      • Q Continuum

        What about when referring to vaginas?

  18. hayeksplosives

    LOL.

    I now know why the dance troupe tonight is called the Silver Tappers. They wear silver tap shoes and are all over 50 at least.

    Looking forward to it. It’s well liked, cuz the crowd is getting bigger!

    • MikeS

      Sexy silver seniors saucily stepping on stage.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Senior livin’ eh?

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s hilarious and awesome and full of opportunities for charity and good stuff.

        I approve.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Very cool,

    • Not Adahn

      Ex-show girls?

  19. pistoffnick

    Watching U of MN-Doloot Bulldogs Men’s Hockey take on the Norf Dakoda Fighting Sioux Fighting Hawks (sigh).
    Currently tied 1-1 at the end of the 2nd period.
    Great rivalry.

    • MikeS

      Go Sioux!

    • rhywun

      Fighting Sioux Fighting Hawks

      As a self-identifying hawk I am offended at the stereotype that we “fight”. We are peaceful creatures that would not harm a fly.

      • pistoffnick

        As a former backyard chicken farmer (most expensive eggs I’ve ever eaten), I can assure you that hawks are anything but peaceful.

        Hawks came out strong at the beginning of the third period. Bulldogs are down 1-2.

        THIS CAN NOT STAND!

    • pistoffnick

      (sigh) Bulldogs lost 1-2. They won last night against the same team 4-1, so retain their standing.

      • NoDakMat

        Damn right the dawgs lost. We do NOT get swept at home… or even on the road. Yeah, Sioux Sioux!

  20. commodious spittoon

    Yeah yeah yeah

    s.

      • commodious spittoon

        That’s a funky bassline. And I like his hat. Who is this man who has the hair of a girl?

    • commodious spittoon

      The Yeah Yeah Yeahs had that one song everyone knows, but they also had this other song nobody knows, because nobody knows the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

      • rhywun

        I know of them, but I cannot remember that one song.

      • commodious spittoon

        Maps, maps, maps

      • commodious spittoon

        yeah thanks Q I didn’t need the assist or anything

  21. Hyperion

    Afternoon, y’all. How’s everyone doing?

    • R.J.

      Awesome. Watching Godzilla vs King Kong. Lots of bourbon involved.

      • Hyperion

        NIce. I was just trying to convince my son last night to watch Wolf Cop. He’s actually a big fan of B and Horror flicks. I know the first ones I watched on his advice were Gummo and Requeim of a Dream. An then I’m trying to remember the other one. It’s all sorts of fucked up.

    • pistoffnick

      Doing alright. Gettin’ good grades test results at work. Future looks bright.
      Got a haircut and a beard trim today. I look somewhat presentable. Beard is now only 3″ long (instead of 12″ long, my superpowers have waned!) Gotta look good for my Tinder profile.
      https://img.ifunny.co/images/3763c8a501fa8ca6a0678343f92bc88aa75a126f461a165c8d9b64aaee56f128_1.webp

      Moved another load of my crap from the marital homestead.
      Did laundry.
      Made lunches for the short week.

      • MikeS

        Terry is my kinda guy!

      • Hyperion

        Well, I agree with him in loving to eat pussy, as long as they don’t look much like him.

      • pistoffnick

        “Terry is my kinda guy!”
        I mean, he knows what he wants and doesn’t beat around the bush (so to speak).

      • NoDakMat

        <a href="Your Link Text Here “>Beating Around the Bush

      • NoDakMat

        Fuck! Go to youtube and listen to AC/DC, Beating Around the Bush

      • Hyperion

        Heh, wife just cut my hair, looks good. And I just ordered the best beard Trimmer Phillips Norelco sells. $100 but my old one is dead and my goatee is now a permanent part of my identity.

        Made a pot of soup tonight. It’s good. Wife is sleepy and grouchy. She just started a new job and not used to it. It’s her first 100% online job so I told her to be happy to join me every morning in the bathrobe commute.

      • Suthenboy

        Uh oh. What did I miss?

    • Hyperion

      THERE ONLY ONE STEVE SMITH! STEVE RAPE TED FIRST!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jeez, ALS for 20 years. RIP guy.

    • Hyperion

      They can join NFL and MLB and the other alphabet of former sportsball leagues in the giant pile of shit.

    • MikeS

      Lebron is such a garbage person. This Kanter dude is my new, well…only, favorite basketball player.

      • Nephilium

        Fuck LeBron.

        I say this as the current Cleveland representative, which of course means I speak for all of Cleveland.

    • slumbrew

      Celts are the only local pro team I don’t care about, but Enes seems like a mensch.

      • rhywun

        Either the NBA has a control problem with its associates talking shit about their money-makers, or the NBA is condoning the trash-talk in order to generate buzz. Either way IDGAF because basketball sucks.

      • MikeS

        It’ll be interesting to see if Kanter is a trend setter, or if he’s playing European ball next year. China has banned Celtics games from airing, and he is claiming that he is paying a price in reduced game time. I give a negative amount of fucks about the NBA, so I have no idea if it’s true, but the article I read said it seems like it may be true.

      • Urthona

        Yeah. Would be cooler if he was really good at basketball, but apparently he isn’t.

  22. Tres Cool

    Im off to work, kids.
    Mind the store.

  23. commodious spittoon
    • commodious spittoon

      Equaly lol

      I can almost hear the Halo theme playing.

      • commodious spittoon

        I got the sword powerup fair and square

    • kinnath

      broken

    • commodious spittoon

      My whity education didn’t inform me of this meanest cat.

      • commodious spittoon

        These beats are REAL

    • commodious spittoon

      What is this? This is phenomenal!!!

      • commodious spittoon

        These chorus singers

        This was 1979? I wasn’t born but years later

        This is fantastic

      • commodious spittoon

        That is a very sweaty black man. Sweaty and hairy.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        What the hell am I listening too? that’s a big band he’s got there

      • slumbrew

        That remains a pretty song.

        That 70s coke-fest is interesting – on the shots from the stage the audience appears to be stone-faced; I think there were a lot of WTF? reactions

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        not much eh?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        that was odd,

      • rhywun

        German disco with imported Caribbean performers.

      • commodious spittoon

        Racist. I’ll let the Glib black determine your fate.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have never seen Black guys dance like White guys!
        The things I learn around here,

      • rhywun

        The guy with dreads has a song dedicated to his sixteen-year-old girlfriend.

        It was a more innocent age.

      • rhywun

        *swoon*

    • grrizzly

      Boney M. is the reason why I never worry about a decline of the Russian cultural influence.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “Original-Owner 1,190-Mile 1987 Buick GNX”

    The Buick V6 is a gargantuan steaming pier of shit.

    Never. Ever.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    “pier”? WTF?

    Piece, pile, whatever.

  26. rhywun

    So I’m waiting to pull the trigger on a sweet, budget-pushing new PC until I’m a little more sure that I won’t be fired in the next month.

    Now I know how every business in America feels.

    +1 “I did this!”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Who could possibly object to common sense SCIENCE! based public health policies?

    Tens of thousands of protesters, many from far-right groups, marched through Vienna on Saturday after the Austrian government announced a nationwide lockdown beginning Monday to contain skyrocketing coronavirus infections.

    ——-

    Among those protesting were members of far-right and extreme-right parties and groups, including the far-right Freedom Party, the anti-vaccine MFG party and the extreme-right Identitarians.

    Nazis, that’s who.

    • rhywun

      Wow, “extreme-right” sounds even more scary right than “far-right”! ?

      • Urthona

        Hopefully they don’t get together with the far-far-extremely-extreme right and cause some real shit to go down.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    In Italy, 3,000 turned out in the capital’s Circus Maximus, a field where in ancient times Romans staged popular entertainment, to protest against “Green Pass” certificates required at workplaces, restaurants, cinemas, theaters, sports venues and gyms, as well as for long-distance train, bus or ferry travel.

    “People like us never give up,” read one banner, in the red, white and green colors of the Italian flag. Almost no one wore a protective mask.

    Certain death. They might as well pour gasoline on themselves and light it.

    • rhywun

      2020 called – it wants its terror-propaganda back.

  29. commodious spittoon

    My girlfriend used to pickj out songs for me

    We’ve not been together for years

    I haven’t been involved in several years

    • Urthona

      *HICCUP!* YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS! HAVE I EVER SHOWN YOU MY SCAR!? *HICCUP!*

      • rhywun

        lol

      • commodious spittoon

        Total fucking idiot.

      • commodious spittoon

        YES i KNOW THAT’S THE POINT

      • Urthona

        Sorry. Wasn’t me.

      • commodious spittoon

        Yes I know

        Crimony, do you get around

      • commodious spittoon

        PIss and also off.

      • commodious spittoon

        Oh give it up

  30. Hyperion

    Listen y’all. I hate to break this to you. But humanity is declining at an alarming rate.

    Just watch music videos from the 60s, 70s, or 80s to see what I mean.

    There’s only one solution.

    Millennials must be ended with extreme prejudice, ASAP. Sorry, kids, y’all gotta go bye bye.

    • slumbrew

      Harsh. But fair.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Millennials must be ended with extreme prejudice, ASAP. Sorry, kids, y’all gotta go bye bye.

      *sticks muzzle in mouth*

      goodbye cruel world!

      *pulls trigger*

      *remembers that I’m a millennial and don’t know how to work guns*

      *wanders away confusedly*

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Music videos from the ’60s?

    Like this one?

  32. Chipping Pioneer

    I prefer the British term, “sex pest”,

    In fact, if I were to start a band, I would call it the Sex Pestles.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    I prefer the British term, “sex pest”,

    Prevert.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It feels like I’m watching a movie listening to this story, very compelling,

  34. slumbrew

    I should try to avoid looking hungover in the holiday photos my wife signed us up for tomorrow morning, right?

    It’d be an honest look for the last 12 months but I should put my best foot forward, right?

    • rhywun

      No.

    • Tulip

      No, make it reflect the last 12 months

    • Gustave Lytton

      What does the wife want? And how comfy is your couch?

  35. commodious spittoon

    iT’S KORRAK’S REVENGE WEEK

    See, it’s when Alterac Valley reverts back to

    Aw jeez, you wouldn’t understand

    It’s a very exciting time for me. I really like this week and next

    • commodious spittoon

      Some people really want to see their families, and thats what they look forward to. The holiday season means family.

      Me, I have nobody, and nobody will have me. I want Alterac Valley. Is that too much to ask for? for the month of December, no, it is not.

      • commodious spittoon

        You can’t get what it was like for thirty+ hour AV matches. You just don’t get it. I was there, for some of it.

        Not all of it, that’s madness.

        BUt I have Korrak’s Revenge to look forward to every these past couple holidays.

      • commodious spittoon

        It’s been many, if you wondered. Many towers I’ve capped. Solo, so many solo. I consider myself the advance guard. I wouldn’t say I’m a hero, but I am heroic. God, I’m heroic. I am a hero.

      • commodious spittoon

        The druids I square off against. The rogues. If you only knew the likes of which against I square off. The legions. You’d pale. You’d blanch.

      • commodious spittoon

        I’m not calling myself a hero, but my enemies would. Even my enemies would call me a hero.They would take pride in calling me heroic.

      • commodious spittoon

        Warriors really fuck me up, though. And a paladins. I get a real anal pounding from both those classes.

  36. commodious spittoon

    Oh goodness, aren’t we all very soundly asleep. It must be lovely, being able to sleep at the proper hour. Maybe wrapped around, draped, if I may, about your loved one? Mustn’t that be lovely, just mustn’t it. Just absolutely mustn’t, My God, but mustn’t.

    • commodious spittoon

      On the other hand I get to rip fruity farts in bed and I have only myself to blame

      That was the plot of the sad old lady antiquiter from Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia. She got to fart in bed. That’s what she got.

      • commodious spittoon

        Soon enough someone will come by and inform me that I am a faggot, which I am

      • Brochettaward

        Faggot.

      • Sean

        CS foretells the future.

        Got the winning lottery numbers for today?

    • R.J.

      Sleep is for the weak?

  37. R.J.

    I’m up.

    • commodious spittoon

      YES BLOODY YES

    • commodious spittoon

      Turns out I’ve got nothing to say.

      I like being thought of well, but I couldnt carry on a conversation

      And here, I get neither!

      • R.J.

        Aww. Still good to see you. And I am still not asleep. That stogie stub nicotened me out.

    • commodious spittoon

      And you realize, you recognize, who gives a shit? Life is so forgiving and wonderful

  38. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’, everybody (?)

    Nothing like getting paged at 5AM on a Sunday for a production issue. I’m probably on a few lists, but now I am making my own.

    • R.J.

      And I am still awake.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Still in the bushes?

      • R.J.

        Back inside.

      • Ted S.

        I woke up early too, but I’m used to it since I work a 6-2:30 shift.

        I watched Blume in Love, which isn’t a very good movie.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Would have been better to include Bialystock.

  39. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo
    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Sean

      Mornin

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’

    • Not Adahn

      Their comrades will be avenged!

      • Not Adahn

        “I believe the real crisis is that a 17-year-old was legally able to carry a gun…” said Adams, the Brooklyn borough president and a retired NYPD captain.

        FAAAAAAAHCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

      • Not Adahn

        All five alleged rioters were released pending future court dates,

        Because rioting is a “non-violent” offense, bail is unnecessary.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Oh, yeah. Adams ran on a “Law and Order” platform. Adios, NYC.

      • rhywun

        “Quack quack.”

        Quick, get to work on banning— oh, never mind.

      • rhywun

        Ladies, he’s (?) single!

      • Sean

        LOL @ Kyrk. Wtf is up with that hair?

      • Sean

        “I make poor life choices.”

      • rhywun

        I always wondered what Kajagoogoo were up to.

      • Tres Cool

        “…Alex Davis, 33; Charles Edmonds, 37; and Jonathan Lefkowitz, 38 ..”

        I can almost understand ol’ Kyrk there making bad choices at his age, but ya’all are kinda old for this shit.

      • Q Continuum

        Rosenbaum was in his 30s. Of course he spent his 20s in the clink for raping little boys…

    • Tres Cool

      Could only be better if it was a Tesla.

    • Not Adahn

      Taking money is illegal? That’s the basis for our system of government!

    • Tres Cool

      Thats-a one spicy meatball !

    • Q Continuum

      “The Somers Point man had allegedly doused himself with rubbing alcohol before using a lighter to set himself on fire”

      Gas is so expensive he had to resort to alternate means.

    • Not Adahn

      To be fair, that’s what they’re supposed to do.

      • robodruid

        timing is everything.

    • Tres Cool

      + Front Towards Enemy

      • Sean

        I was waiting for that.

        Oddly satisfying.

  40. Sean

    https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2021/11/20/philadelphia-mayfair-robbery-men-shot-gun-violence/

    2 out of 3.

    ?

    They picked the wrong Uber driver to try to rob.

    “The person who was targeted in this robbery was in possession of a valid permit to carry,” Inspector DF Pace said. “He stayed on location, spoke to police, described what happened, and additionally, there were numerous cameras in the area that we were able to access, which confirmed his version of what happened.”

      • Tres Cool

        Even weirder cause’ I have a hunk of meatloaf in my fridge that is likely going to be supper, after I finish 1 more Tall Cans®.

      • R.J.

        Nice. I think I can finally go to bed. Long night.

      • Tres Cool

        -1 Eddie

    • westernsloper

      Why would one rob an Uber driver? Aren’t all of their transactions done through the app? Do they even have cash? (disclaimer: only rode in an uber once)

    • Q Continuum

      “The other man, who was shot multiple times throughout his body, is in critical condition”

      So close. Maybe an infection’ll get him.