My sympathies to Camilla. *Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d write*
Suthenboy
on November 10, 2021 at 7:29 pm
I dont k now anything about her. I do feel bad she had to endure a five minute long fart from Poopie Joe. That is ‘Saw’ level horror.
I never saw the movie so imagine my surprise when I looked up a description: “A stranger awakens in a room with no recollection of how she got there, and soon discovers she is a pawn in a deadly game perpetrated by notorious Poopie Joe.”
Trigger Hippie
on November 10, 2021 at 7:49 pm
Spoilers:
Some old men can only cum to torture porn.
Give it a pass.
Tulip
on November 10, 2021 at 7:03 pm
I appreciate that Trump always had a red tie and Biden has a blue tie.
I’d join zoom but I run the risk of pissing off the wife cause she is out front grooming a dog and I whined I didn’t want to be there. Now that I typed that out, I guess I should go keep her company.
Suthenboy
on November 10, 2021 at 7:36 pm
Yes, you should. Bring hot chocolate.
DEG
on November 10, 2021 at 7:24 pm
He looks so happy.
Hmm…. it kinda sounds like the Hat is making fart noises.
Why hasn’t Rittenhouse’s defense moved for a directed verdict? It would seem to me that the prosecution has no case and the judge has basically said as much.
rhywun
on November 10, 2021 at 7:40 pm
Just saw some footage on Tucker and damn it WAS entertaining. Well, the part with the judge bitch-slapping the prosecutor.
It’s weird because my state doesn’t allow cameras in courtrooms. Kind of jarring to see how the sausage is made.
Gender Traitor
on November 10, 2021 at 7:48 pm
I never heard one way or the other, but I gather the judge denied the defense’s motion for a mistrial? If so, did he say why?
DEG
on November 10, 2021 at 7:51 pm
My recollection of the livestream is he took it under advisement, and so hasn’t ruled on it.
And on this note: I enjoyed watching the judge yell at Binger.
Gender Traitor
on November 10, 2021 at 7:52 pm
??
DEG
on November 10, 2021 at 7:50 pm
Not a LawGlib.
The defense made a motion for mistrial with prejudice (meaning Rittenhouse can’t be tried again) based on the prosecution’s actions today. The judge took it under advisement.
Suthenboy
on November 10, 2021 at 7:57 pm
If he does I wonder if Merrick Garland will cook up some bullshit to try the kid in federal court.
hayeksplosives
on November 10, 2021 at 8:25 pm
That possibility is what made me cringe when OJ was found responsible for “wrongful death” in a civil trial after being found not guilty of murder in the criminal trial.
Sure, he was guilty as sin, but I knew that civil trial double jeopardy crap would be back to haunt us in the future.
straffinrun
on November 10, 2021 at 9:02 pm
I believe the judge can still dismiss the charges even after the jury comes back with a guilty verdict. It’s possible he wants the jury to do the bitch slapping to give it the shine of “well, the public has spoken.”
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 9:10 pm
I haven’t watched the case so grab a grain of salt. Directed verdicts are rare in criminal trials. There is no penalty for asking and being denied. Defense counsel may not want to burn their credibility if they think it’s a stretch.
All the shit I’m reading about the prosecution makes me think there are solid grounds for a mistrial. The jury has been sworn so jeopardy has attached. If a mistrial is granted due to the prosecution’s conduct then Rittenhouse walks.
I’ll wager there’s a few doxxed jurors that would be delighted for the judge to take it out of their hands.
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 9:21 pm
Unfortunately, that may be true.
Tundra
on November 10, 2021 at 7:25 pm
Outstanding!
Suthenboy
on November 10, 2021 at 7:42 pm
Gibber Jabber about sending troops to Ukraine.
They arent going to let the grift die. Too many powerful people shoveling taxpayer money into their bank accounts I suppose.
Drake
on November 10, 2021 at 9:34 pm
That would be insane.
JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)
on November 10, 2021 at 7:44 pm
I couldn’t help but noticed that The Hat’s voice and Biden’s fart sound somewhat similar. Anyway I laughed childishly. It was a real gas.
rhywun
on November 10, 2021 at 7:46 pm
The Hat’s voice and Biden’s fart sound somewhat similar.
Yeah that made me laugh even harder. Like, his farts were breathing!
That clown earned every bit of mockery he received.
Whoever made that video is an evil genius.
B.P.
on November 10, 2021 at 11:02 pm
Tilton was an absolute guerilla theater masterpiece. I had a roommate in college circa 1990 who, after we’d done terrible things to our bodies hours before, would insist I wake up at some unseemly hour on Sunday to watch him. I recall him claiming he succumbed to ink poisoning from rolling around on letters sent by his flock.
Leftist justice is about punishing bad people. Anti-fascists are good people. if they attack you, it’s because you’re a fascist and therefore a bad person. So no, you have no right to defend yourself against anti-fascists. The fact that Rittenhouse is white and was carrying an AR-15 Assault Rife – just like every mass shooter evar! – is simply more evidence of his badness.
straffinrun
on November 10, 2021 at 9:09 pm
What pisses me off is that this whole trial has threatened three basic and widely accepted elements necessary for a free society: right to self defense, impartial prosecution and now 5th amendment rights. Obviously, they are playing by their self avowed “By any means necessary” slogan and that inevitably leads to evil means.
Zwak, sensual panzer
on November 10, 2021 at 9:59 pm
The wife sent me that one the other day, I quite enjoy it.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:53 am
“Bdrrooop?”
straffinrun
on November 10, 2021 at 9:17 pm
The prosecution put up a grab of Rittenhouse’s Tiktok account: 4doormorewhores. (Something like that) Kyle is like “Yeah, that’s mine”. It ended there. Does the prosecution think the people on the jury haven’t ever met a teenager?
commodious spittoon
on November 10, 2021 at 9:22 pm
literallygraspingatstraws.bobsburgers.gif
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 9:23 pm
That was their entire line of questioning about his account? Prosecution is in trouble.
straffinrun
on November 10, 2021 at 9:26 pm
Basically, yes. Then they accused him of playing video games.
commodious spittoon
on November 10, 2021 at 9:40 pm
They’re betting on the American left being willingly, avidly led around by the nose, which, as far as I can tell, is a safer bet than on the Globetrotters.
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 11:20 pm
They are in deep trouble.
Spudalicious
on November 10, 2021 at 10:20 pm
They want a mistrial, so they can start over. I hope they don’t get it.
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 11:21 pm
That’s not how it works in criminal cases. If the mistrial is due to the prosecution’s misconduct then then defendant is acquited.
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 9:22 pm
If this is true, then I have never seen anything like it. Not even during the Carter years.
I saw a Let’s Go Brandon on a restaurant sign today. Granted it wasn’t in the leftist part of the state, but still. I’ve also seen more Fuck Biden flags even around the more liberal parts, most since around/just after the election.
one true athena
on November 10, 2021 at 11:19 pm
I was at Starbucks a few weeks ago. They have these boards to post stickies with messages on them. It’s meant to be inspirational, I guess, or thanks to the baristas or whatever, but on this board of dozens of little sticky notes I saw Let’s Go Brandon twice. Granted Torrance isn’t deepest proglandia – there was a small protest in favor of the recall – and we’re adjacent to working class areas, but still. Surprised the notes didn’t get ripped down by leftists.
My kids sure haven’t. ? It’s autumn. Time to brush up my pie-crusting skillz.
Chafed
on November 10, 2021 at 11:30 pm
They appear to be willing to do anything to carry Biden’s water.
Trigger Hippie
on November 10, 2021 at 11:57 pm
No. More often than not I smoke a turkey for my father and his wife’s family using his grill/smoker at his home. However, my relationship with my immediate kin has taken a nose dive over the last few years. The times I don’t I try not to think about the disconnect. Either way, *Fuck you, Rick.
BE THANKFUL YOU STILL HAVE BUG PROTEIN TO HELP YOU WORK THE FIELDS.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
*lowered expectations/If you get it, you get it…MAD!
PieInTheSky
on November 11, 2021 at 12:06 am
Roast turkey is usually kind of dry. Duck duck goose is better
I’m drinking bourbon on a balcony in Miami Beach. The weather is perfect. I should move here. At least in the winter.
rhywun
on November 10, 2021 at 10:10 pm
Question: Does urban Florida get all the bugs and other critters out to get you?
Would guess “no” much like here in NYC (assuming a clean residence…..).
grrizzly
on November 10, 2021 at 10:35 pm
No. No bugs bothered me. This is my fourth trip to Florida this year; I avoided the summer time. I saw iguanas today in a park next to a beach in Hollywood. But they were peaceful.
On the other hand, any skin irritation issues I might have clear up within 24 hours of arriving to Florida.
Spudalicious
on November 10, 2021 at 10:22 pm
Excellent, CPRM! This is gonna be a good ride. It got pretty wet there towards the end. How many breaths did that take?
Confirmed by my buddy – for VA glibs – Armistice day special – free Southern Cookout Melt or Grilled Cheese (for non-meatatarians) at gourmeltz tomorrow (w/ID). Plan to get lunch there prob with a beer or two and some apps.
I’m sure aping a foreign accent will get a complete pass. Just like Pence if he pulled up his eyebrow and talked in a sing song voice.
Ownbestenemy
on November 11, 2021 at 1:05 am
There is not a redneck alive that couldn’t be that fucking much of an asshole.
Ownbestenemy
on November 11, 2021 at 1:16 am
Had a ‘friend’ ask me if Kyle was black and he shot three white guys, what would my thoughts be on the trial. Maybe they were just playing Devil’s Advocate. The fact that everything needs to be first be examined through a racial lens, then through the perceived racial lens and after you have looked through those, through a hypothetical racial lens just is tiring.
My answer was I would be in the same spot I am not on this…it appears to be self-defense.
limey
on November 11, 2021 at 3:22 am
If your ‘friend’ is anything like my ‘friends’ they would have met that with a sneer that quickly switched to anger once you calmly pushed back to defend yourself, upon which, in their anger, they attempt to shut down the conversation because somehow you are the one being unreasonable, as the whites of their eyes flash and the volume and tone of their voice intensifies. It is exhausting. So many patient sentences cut short by one of their flustered outbursts in which they reveal they have no intention, or capacity, to even begin to lend just a moment of good faith and understanding to what you are saying, instead pigeonholing it and desperately explaining to you what you must be thinking and why, based solely on their particularly condescending and really very wrong understanding of any and all issues. You cannot reach these people at all, and it is becoming ever harder to stocially and carefully avoid all subjects that might provoke such a fevered psychosis. A distance forms. Relationships dissolve.
Good morning, glibs!
Stinky Wizzleteats
on November 11, 2021 at 4:16 am
Chin up. And remember, friendly acquaintances you don’t have much in common with were never really your friends anyway.
limey
on November 11, 2021 at 6:44 am
Well put, Stinkers. I was in a moribund frame of mind this morning. I think I’ll be relentlessly cheerful toward my better acquaintances; rain down on them a barrage of mirth.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on November 11, 2021 at 6:35 am
Maybe it’s due to the ability to take a couple days off due to Covid related stuff without having to dip into the old time bank that they have in some places. Could be legit though I suppose.
That was my thought, they are teachers they’d take a day off for a paper cut.
rhywun
on November 11, 2021 at 5:59 am
Hang on to your hats, it look like the UN might be asshoe.
Today’s sacking caps a sordid tale that started when Ms. Reilly, an Irish human rights lawyer, alerted her bosses that UN officials had handed over to the Communist regime in Beijing names of Chinese dissidents planning to attend a session at Geneva.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:16 am
Calm yer tits, Citizen! We’ll build back better.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:14 am
: Kamala at the The Pasteur institute: “De Plan! De Plan!” Fantasy Island opening credits roll.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on November 11, 2021 at 6:23 am
I’ve seen the two mentioned shorts a zillion times each and it never occurred to me he was supposed to be Canadian.
/low attention-span
Stinky Wizzleteats
on November 11, 2021 at 6:41 am
Canadian Yosemite Sam is definitely one of my favorites.
“Theese rabbeet, he is seeck.”
rhywun
on November 11, 2021 at 6:44 am
I think one of them has one of my favorite Bugs lines and in a French accent: “Dat’s dee wun!” I don’t know why; it just cracks me up.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:55 am
“Now we play cards for money!”
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:28 am
Frantic directive from Company – “Raise the Flag on Friday!” My response – “Get fucked! I’m not driving 20 miles across town to raise or lower any flag on my day off.” I don’t care if it was a Rainbow, Gadson or Nazi Flag.
rhywun
on November 11, 2021 at 6:30 am
What’s Friday?
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:40 am
The day after Remembrance Day. The Flags have been at half-staff for months because Canadians are ill-served about their own history. Hundreds or even thousands of Native kids died in residential schools, mostly from TB and the Spanish Flu. It was a terrible thing but the wokesters have bit down like a dog on a bone. Like I said, shitty all round but they are using it as a political cudgel. Don’t call me between Friday and Sunday! That’s “Willie’s Time!”
There was a shitty Mexican restaurant chain here in Dallas called Pancho’s, and their tagline was “raise the flag” because there was a little flag on the table that you had to raise to get service.
One of the worst places I’ve ever eaten. The queso was inedible, and I truly mean it was nearly impossible to swallow. The meat was horribly overcooked and grisly. Ugh, I shudder even thinking about it and it has been probably 8 or 9 years. The diarrhea afterwards was toilet ruining.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:47 am
But you kept trying again after bar nights, didn’t you?
They closed down a couple years later, but wife has fond memories of eating there in her childhood, so I’m sure I would’ve been dragged out there again if it was open.
It wasn’t fit for human consumption. It’s not like being drunk would’ve helped. My body had a physical reaction to some of the food as if it realized that I was trying to poison it. I’d take taco bell as drunk food every day of the week over that place.
Festus
on November 11, 2021 at 6:59 am
Burger King onion rings when I was a drunken teen. Explosions afoot.
Sean
on November 11, 2021 at 7:03 am
Pre keto, I would (like an Alzheimer’s patient) forget how truly bad those are and order them. I did this more times than I care to admit.
My sympathies to Camilla. *Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d write*
I dont k now anything about her. I do feel bad she had to endure a five minute long fart from Poopie Joe. That is ‘Saw’ level horror.
I never saw the movie so imagine my surprise when I looked up a description: “A stranger awakens in a room with no recollection of how she got there, and soon discovers she is a pawn in a deadly game perpetrated by notorious Poopie Joe.”
Spoilers:
Some old men can only cum to torture porn.
Give it a pass.
I appreciate that Trump always had a red tie and Biden has a blue tie.
I’m glad the animated series isn’t in smell-o-vision.
Smell-o-vision would be Devine! Make your nose Waters.
Only Tab Hunter had to smell the Divine ones for real.
You got the Droopy eye And the dentures! Bravo!!!!!
/at least 8 Courics
The question on everyone’s mind: what state of matter?
Gas, liquid or solid?
Yes.
Which one of you is going to supply the eye bleach? I absolutely didn’t need that asked or answered.
On it.
All is forgiven.
Welp.
I can taste it. On my teeth.
Is that ketchup? Ketchup and…. Onions.
Is that onion from your belt?
I got egg and broccoli
*googles “world record longest fart”*
I can’t stop LOLing
Seriously. I laughed way more than should be reasonable.
We really don’t ever grow up, do we?
Grow up? Who needs that shit?
Revenge of the Nerds couldn’t have done it better! Bravo! Bravo! Just no encore…
Is …. it…. racist????
On topic!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/16695645/my-wife-keeps-criticising-my-performance/
I think his holiness, ZARDOZ, needs to weigh in.
I’d join zoom but I run the risk of pissing off the wife cause she is out front grooming a dog and I whined I didn’t want to be there. Now that I typed that out, I guess I should go keep her company.
Yes, you should. Bring hot chocolate.
He looks so happy.
Hmm…. it kinda sounds like the Hat is making fart noises.
LawGlibs:
Why hasn’t Rittenhouse’s defense moved for a directed verdict? It would seem to me that the prosecution has no case and the judge has basically said as much.
Just saw some footage on Tucker and damn it WAS entertaining. Well, the part with the judge bitch-slapping the prosecutor.
It’s weird because my state doesn’t allow cameras in courtrooms. Kind of jarring to see how the sausage is made.
I never heard one way or the other, but I gather the judge denied the defense’s motion for a mistrial? If so, did he say why?
My recollection of the livestream is he took it under advisement, and so hasn’t ruled on it.
And on this note: I enjoyed watching the judge yell at Binger.
??
Not a LawGlib.
The defense made a motion for mistrial with prejudice (meaning Rittenhouse can’t be tried again) based on the prosecution’s actions today. The judge took it under advisement.
If he does I wonder if Merrick Garland will cook up some bullshit to try the kid in federal court.
That possibility is what made me cringe when OJ was found responsible for “wrongful death” in a civil trial after being found not guilty of murder in the criminal trial.
Sure, he was guilty as sin, but I knew that civil trial double jeopardy crap would be back to haunt us in the future.
I believe the judge can still dismiss the charges even after the jury comes back with a guilty verdict. It’s possible he wants the jury to do the bitch slapping to give it the shine of “well, the public has spoken.”
I haven’t watched the case so grab a grain of salt. Directed verdicts are rare in criminal trials. There is no penalty for asking and being denied. Defense counsel may not want to burn their credibility if they think it’s a stretch.
All the shit I’m reading about the prosecution makes me think there are solid grounds for a mistrial. The jury has been sworn so jeopardy has attached. If a mistrial is granted due to the prosecution’s conduct then Rittenhouse walks.
I’ll wager there’s a few doxxed jurors that would be delighted for the judge to take it out of their hands.
Unfortunately, that may be true.
Outstanding!
Gibber Jabber about sending troops to Ukraine.
They arent going to let the grift die. Too many powerful people shoveling taxpayer money into their bank accounts I suppose.
That would be insane.
I couldn’t help but noticed that The Hat’s voice and Biden’s fart sound somewhat similar. Anyway I laughed childishly. It was a real gas.
Yeah that made me laugh even harder. Like, his farts were breathing!
yes!
I have tears of joy from this episode.
*presses play*
Huh. Huhuhuhuh. /Beavis&Butthead
So juvenile. Now I’m laughing with everyone else that’s laughing. I couldn’t see the teleprompter, how does Joe know when to stop farting?
Good job, CPRM
how does Joe know when to stop farting?
It’s a sort of constant noise, like tinnitis. They blast noise canceling sounds from the speakers to keep people from hearing in public places.
Fart humor keeps us young.
Remember the farting televangelist?
https://youtu.be/CCYWbpU–E4
Robert Tilden. Tilton? Whatever
That clown earned every bit of mockery he received.
Whoever made that video is an evil genius.
Tilton was an absolute guerilla theater masterpiece. I had a roommate in college circa 1990 who, after we’d done terrible things to our bodies hours before, would insist I wake up at some unseemly hour on Sunday to watch him. I recall him claiming he succumbed to ink poisoning from rolling around on letters sent by his flock.
Goodnight all. I am up and hour past my bedtime.
I am going to make this my ring tone.
I was late to the last thread, but here’s kind of an interesting backstory on one of Thrill Kill Kult’s more famous samples.
Also from the last thread, Waffles asks:
Leftist justice is about punishing bad people. Anti-fascists are good people. if they attack you, it’s because you’re a fascist and therefore a bad person. So no, you have no right to defend yourself against anti-fascists. The fact that Rittenhouse is white and was carrying an AR-15 Assault Rife – just like every mass shooter evar! – is simply more evidence of his badness.
What pisses me off is that this whole trial has threatened three basic and widely accepted elements necessary for a free society: right to self defense, impartial prosecution and now 5th amendment rights. Obviously, they are playing by their self avowed “By any means necessary” slogan and that inevitably leads to evil means.
“impartial prosecution”
That ship sailed so long ago that it fell off into the “here there be dragons” area.
What has pissed me off is the way the pros is hammering on him being armed like it was some unreasonable choice.
https://zepto.scrolller.com/thigh-high-socks-6et77sf4v6.mp4
NSFW.
https://zepto.scrolller.com/snapping-into-place-agl7oe1j1w.mp4
NSFW.
https://archive.md/uOiEX/55c0e56833b9271d2012f8320b844dabc8d29e27.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.md/glwiS/d9756025805365fb2f34ed6e30e8697f14fdf660.jpg
NSFW.
https://ibb.co/F0gsnk2
These are so well done.
The wife sent me that one the other day, I quite enjoy it.
“Bdrrooop?”
The prosecution put up a grab of Rittenhouse’s Tiktok account: 4doormorewhores. (Something like that) Kyle is like “Yeah, that’s mine”. It ended there. Does the prosecution think the people on the jury haven’t ever met a teenager?
literallygraspingatstraws.bobsburgers.gif
That was their entire line of questioning about his account? Prosecution is in trouble.
Basically, yes. Then they accused him of playing video games.
They’re betting on the American left being willingly, avidly led around by the nose, which, as far as I can tell, is a safer bet than on the Globetrotters.
They are in deep trouble.
They want a mistrial, so they can start over. I hope they don’t get it.
That’s not how it works in criminal cases. If the mistrial is due to the prosecution’s misconduct then then defendant is acquited.
If this is true, then I have never seen anything like it. Not even during the Carter years.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/11/10/this-is-brutal-survey-shows-what-americans-think-is-most-important-for-president-biden-to-do-over-the-next-year/
The pendulum will swing as the economy and international influence go down the toilet.
Televised ritual seppuku wasn’t an option?
Or was it discounted because that’s always the winning answer?
(a man can hope)
I don’t remember the Carter years that well so whee this is the worst I’ve seen.
Wait, where’s climate change in that poll of concerns? Surely the populace is terrified about the end of civilization.
I saw a Let’s Go Brandon on a restaurant sign today. Granted it wasn’t in the leftist part of the state, but still. I’ve also seen more Fuck Biden flags even around the more liberal parts, most since around/just after the election.
I was at Starbucks a few weeks ago. They have these boards to post stickies with messages on them. It’s meant to be inspirational, I guess, or thanks to the baristas or whatever, but on this board of dozens of little sticky notes I saw Let’s Go Brandon twice. Granted Torrance isn’t deepest proglandia – there was a small protest in favor of the recall – and we’re adjacent to working class areas, but still. Surprised the notes didn’t get ripped down by leftists.
It’s astonishing how widespread it is.
Almost as astonishing as Biden’s blatant lying and temper tantrum outburst and zero reaction in the media.
Part of it is mob mentality and internet culture. It is trending…so people feel the need to be part of it.
Meanwhile in lowered expectations
+1 food pyramid
Don’t forget the pie.
My kids sure haven’t. ? It’s autumn. Time to brush up my pie-crusting skillz.
They appear to be willing to do anything to carry Biden’s water.
No. More often than not I smoke a turkey for my father and his wife’s family using his grill/smoker at his home. However, my relationship with my immediate kin has taken a nose dive over the last few years. The times I don’t I try not to think about the disconnect. Either way, *Fuck you, Rick.
BE THANKFUL YOU STILL HAVE BUG PROTEIN TO HELP YOU WORK THE FIELDS.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
*lowered expectations/If you get it, you get it…MAD!
Roast turkey is usually kind of dry. Duck duck goose is better
If your turkey is dry, you roasted it wrong.
These euphemisms are getting esoteric.
*duck duck gray duck
I’m drinking bourbon on a balcony in Miami Beach. The weather is perfect. I should move here. At least in the winter.
Question: Does urban Florida get all the bugs and other critters out to get you?
Would guess “no” much like here in NYC (assuming a clean residence…..).
No. No bugs bothered me. This is my fourth trip to Florida this year; I avoided the summer time. I saw iguanas today in a park next to a beach in Hollywood. But they were peaceful.
On the other hand, any skin irritation issues I might have clear up within 24 hours of arriving to Florida.
Excellent, CPRM! This is gonna be a good ride. It got pretty wet there towards the end. How many breaths did that take?
Confirmed by my buddy – for VA glibs – Armistice day special – free Southern Cookout Melt or Grilled Cheese (for non-meatatarians) at gourmeltz tomorrow (w/ID). Plan to get lunch there prob with a beer or two and some apps.
She has a screw loose.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/in-france-kamala-harris-affects-weird-french-accent
‘Jeff:
[Mimicking J.P.] My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.’
That website is aids.
I’m sure aping a foreign accent will get a complete pass. Just like Pence if he pulled up his eyebrow and talked in a sing song voice.
There is not a redneck alive that couldn’t be that fucking much of an asshole.
Had a ‘friend’ ask me if Kyle was black and he shot three white guys, what would my thoughts be on the trial. Maybe they were just playing Devil’s Advocate. The fact that everything needs to be first be examined through a racial lens, then through the perceived racial lens and after you have looked through those, through a hypothetical racial lens just is tiring.
My answer was I would be in the same spot I am not on this…it appears to be self-defense.
If your ‘friend’ is anything like my ‘friends’ they would have met that with a sneer that quickly switched to anger once you calmly pushed back to defend yourself, upon which, in their anger, they attempt to shut down the conversation because somehow you are the one being unreasonable, as the whites of their eyes flash and the volume and tone of their voice intensifies. It is exhausting. So many patient sentences cut short by one of their flustered outbursts in which they reveal they have no intention, or capacity, to even begin to lend just a moment of good faith and understanding to what you are saying, instead pigeonholing it and desperately explaining to you what you must be thinking and why, based solely on their particularly condescending and really very wrong understanding of any and all issues. You cannot reach these people at all, and it is becoming ever harder to stocially and carefully avoid all subjects that might provoke such a fevered psychosis. A distance forms. Relationships dissolve.
Good morning, glibs!
Chin up. And remember, friendly acquaintances you don’t have much in common with were never really your friends anyway.
Well put, Stinkers. I was in a moribund frame of mind this morning. I think I’ll be relentlessly cheerful toward my better acquaintances; rain down on them a barrage of mirth.
https://deadline.com/2021/11/astroworld-lawsuit-110-plaintiffs-travis-scott-drake-live-nation-1234871896/
8 people dead, and it’s (apparently) dropped out of the news cycle. I’m not seeing anything on it on broadcast news yesterday or this morning.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/michigan-school-system-closes-large-number-teachers-become-covid-shot/
They were poisoned.
So fucking black-pilled right now I can’t even…
Maybe it’s due to the ability to take a couple days off due to Covid related stuff without having to dip into the old time bank that they have in some places. Could be legit though I suppose.
That was my thought, they are teachers they’d take a day off for a paper cut.
Hang on to your hats, it look like the UN might be asshoe.
Calm yer tits, Citizen! We’ll build back better.
: Kamala at the The Pasteur institute: “De Plan! De Plan!” Fantasy Island opening credits roll.
She sounded like Blacque Jacque Shellacque, zee roughest toughest muckluckest Canuck in zee whole Klondike.
https://looneytunes.fandom.com/wiki/Blacque_Jacque_Shellacque
I love the poker playing one!
I’ve seen the two mentioned shorts a zillion times each and it never occurred to me he was supposed to be Canadian.
/low attention-span
Canadian Yosemite Sam is definitely one of my favorites.
“Theese rabbeet, he is seeck.”
I think one of them has one of my favorite Bugs lines and in a French accent: “Dat’s dee wun!” I don’t know why; it just cracks me up.
“Now we play cards for money!”
Frantic directive from Company – “Raise the Flag on Friday!” My response – “Get fucked! I’m not driving 20 miles across town to raise or lower any flag on my day off.” I don’t care if it was a Rainbow, Gadson or Nazi Flag.
What’s Friday?
The day after Remembrance Day. The Flags have been at half-staff for months because Canadians are ill-served about their own history. Hundreds or even thousands of Native kids died in residential schools, mostly from TB and the Spanish Flu. It was a terrible thing but the wokesters have bit down like a dog on a bone. Like I said, shitty all round but they are using it as a political cudgel. Don’t call me between Friday and Sunday! That’s “Willie’s Time!”
Thusly – https://youtu.be/Kddzyds4fGo
Ah, I had something else in mind. ?
Heyooooooo!
Oh brother ?
Sounds like one of The Hair that Walks Like a Man’s impressive achievements.
There was a shitty Mexican restaurant chain here in Dallas called Pancho’s, and their tagline was “raise the flag” because there was a little flag on the table that you had to raise to get service.
One of the worst places I’ve ever eaten. The queso was inedible, and I truly mean it was nearly impossible to swallow. The meat was horribly overcooked and grisly. Ugh, I shudder even thinking about it and it has been probably 8 or 9 years. The diarrhea afterwards was toilet ruining.
But you kept trying again after bar nights, didn’t you?
They closed down a couple years later, but wife has fond memories of eating there in her childhood, so I’m sure I would’ve been dragged out there again if it was open.
It wasn’t fit for human consumption. It’s not like being drunk would’ve helped. My body had a physical reaction to some of the food as if it realized that I was trying to poison it. I’d take taco bell as drunk food every day of the week over that place.
Burger King onion rings when I was a drunken teen. Explosions afoot.
Pre keto, I would (like an Alzheimer’s patient) forget how truly bad those are and order them. I did this more times than I care to admit.