I got it right here!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*gasps for air*
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No surprise here. Winston turned out just fine.
Its like a mafia turf war. Dumbasses.
At this point, the only people that won’t know China is in a recession are the Chinese,
Okay, okay. The pic was mean so here’s something a bit more classy.
Who do they think they are, FDR?
A strong start out the gate.
Mr Bigstuff
“Come to think of it, this is precisely what Biden will do next.”
Well, he already shut down pipelines.
I don’t think either Tres or HM are going to indulge.
Re this from the A.M. thread:
“Having lived there nearly 30 years ago, I miss that Austin.
From what Ive been told about the place now, I wouldnt move back to Central Tejas for anything.”
The Samsung plant isn’t being built in Austin, it is being built in Taylor. To get there, you drive out of Austin until you hit cornfields around the little town of Hutto. Then you keep driving quite a way past that, further into the boonies.
Some of the people in Austin can be insufferable, though they largely don’t hassle me when I go there to get groceries and whatnot. You start driving in any direction away from the downtown, and pretty quick you’ll be in the “real” Texas.
I loved living there ca. 2009-2012. But I hear that the Californization has gotten much, much worse. Certainly a glance at the real estate prices supports that assertion.
Fuck, now I want some Trudy’s Five Star migas.
When I considered moving to the Austin area, the plan was to be close enough to Austin for commuting and outside of Austin in the direction of Fredericksburg. I liked Fredericksburg.
Just went to the 91-DIVOC site and sure enough Sweden’s line is just holding steady (for both cases and deaths) while the rest of the EU is spiking.
But you must compare Sweden only to other Scandinavian countries
“North Korean is sentenced to execution by firing squad after students were caught watching a copy of Squid Game he’d smuggled into the country”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10237767/North-Korean-sentenced-execution-copy-Squid-Game-hed-smuggled-country.html
Damn.
I can only imagine the killing frenzy the North Korean government would instigate if someone was caught smuggling in “Hellbound”, which is a rather thinly veiled commentary on the country directly north of Seoul.
Job done!
Jesus, what monstrous evil.
Yup. And spreading.
The MPAA wishes the US took IP as seriously.
Why would he struggle to bring that into North Korea? He’s already living squid game.
Except for the prize at the end.
“To add insult to injury, quarantine camp prisoners are expected to pay top dollar for their ordeal.
The quarantine fee for an individual is $2,500 for the full 14 day period.”
Bear in mind, the people being locked up are Aborigines. As in, most likely dead broke. So they looked at FDR and said, “Hold my beer, dead guy. We’ll put the undesirable non-whites in concentration camps, and make they pay money they don’t have for their jail.”
Charging for involuntary incarceration is the moral equivalent of seizing people’s bank accounts and taking their stuff.
Feds blink non-comprehendingly: is that wrong? Are you saying we shouldn’t do that?
Were you trained not to do it? No, you weren’t? Then how could you know it was wrong?
Jesus, what monstrous evil.
Same comment as above.
The quarantine fee for an individual is $2,500 for the full 14 day period.”
Pffft. I charge more than that.
Yes, but you also deliver actual value.
And transactions with her are voluntary.
Strictly voluntary, but for a small I can make it appear mandatory.
And for a slightly larger fee, make the client believe that it’s mandatory.
Giggity.
For a “catering” event.
$2,500 before occupancy and other taxes?
You’d hope at that price, there would at least be an open bar.
If they don’t pay keep there until they do, maybe rent them out or have them work on a farm to pay for their upkeep.
This is straight out of the CCP playbook.
The Australia situation is some straight-up Nazi shit.
This may come across as extremely naive but I honestly didn’t think I’d see the Anglosphere descend so fast, so quickly in my lifetime.
It’s been a bitter pill for me to swallow, too.
/looks back at bold predictions last March that the lockdowns and insanity would obviously be over by Memorial day…
I mean… once we went past that first two week mark.
#METOO.
*winces thinking of “They can’t do this more than 30 days” prediction…*
#metoo
I thought at the very least we wouldn’t see this authoritarian shit until my early 50’s (I’m currently 36). The scary part is that if they introduced that shit here, a lot of the Left would cheerlead this shit because in their distorted minds, it’s only the crazy right wingers who are resisting the mandates.
The irony will be the Japanese, Jewish, Polish, etc communities that cheer for the unclean to be punished.
If there is one thing the last two years have taught us, it’s that propaganda works. And spectacularly.
Its not over… people seem to be fighting back MORE now and the Leftis have stepped up the propaganda.
I would say propaganda works on ignorant people and believers. Once people get wise, propaganda isnt as effective to wide audiences.
Same hing happened to goebbels propaganda machine after stalingrad. germans didnt believe the lies as much. They couldnt do much about it but they didnt believe like they did before.
…er, so soon…
Just had my after work bowl and I obviously have no work tomorrow…this could get ugly.
Dude…
*glances at twelve unopened tall boys, grins*
TALL CANS!
I’m down to nine now.
I aim to make my 3:00AM TH’s Glib ShitPost more understandable in Pharisees.
This has happened despite the fact that last year no Americans were vaccinated (now 59% of all eligible Americans have had the “life-saving” jab) and some 17% have received booster shots…
As long as there’s one unvaxxed person out there, there will be someone to blame.
“The things we did didn’t work because you didn’t do the things that didn’t work too.”
“A milestone legal ruling might set the tone for a change in the opioid crisis debate nationally, after an Ohio court found that Walgreens, Walmart and CVS ‘recklessly distributed painkillers like they were a gumball machine’ in two counties.
The case marks the first time in which pharmacy chains – rather than manufacturers -have been found liable for the health crisis that has claimed more than 500,000 lives in the United States over the last two decades and 100,306 just in the past year.
The three companies acted illegally in filling significant opioid prescriptions in Lake and Trumbull counties, creating an ‘oversupply’ of the drugs and a ‘public nuisance,’ a jury in a federal court in Cleveland found Tuesday.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10238491/Ohio-jury-finds-three-pharmacy-chains-liable-distributing-opioids.html
How is it illegal for a pharmacy to fill prescriptions?
This is going to lead to cancer patients writhing in agony, resorting to street drugs, and taking their own lives. Yet prohibitionists are totally okay with that.
They’re not OK with it. They’re tickled pink about it.
The War on Opioids is profoundly wicked. Governments are addicted to money, and see the chain pharmacies and Purdue Pharma as having big piles of money that the folks in government want.
I hope the people prosecuting these cases get intractable pain that every doctor refuses to treat.
“I see you’re a district attorney. Sorry, but it’s too professionally risky for me to prescribe opiods to you. I’m sure you understand. Here’s a prescription for Tylenol…”
Yep. It’s already very difficult for legitimate cancer patients to get opioid pain medications filled by pharmacies. Some pharmacies even currently refuse to carry or dispense opioids. And those cancer patients who do get the meds are treated with suspicion and asked unfounded prying questions like “when are they going to wean these off for you?”. This decision will likely make things worse, perhaps much worse.
Imagine being in such protracted severe pain that only with opioids can you even approach a reasonable level of functioning. Only to be told by judgmental types that you should be fine with an occasional motrin. And so you live in fear that the only thing keeping you afloat could be yanked away from you at any moment, relegating you to a future of writhing in bed in agony.
*shudder* Not sure I would have made it through the recovery from thoracotomy/pleuredesis without opiods. These people are ghouls.
Maybe organize a parade but only invite tough on drug judges, prosecutors, and politicians….
Too soon?
‘500,000 lives in the United States over the last two decades and 100,306 just in the past year.’
Twenty percent of the total deaths in two decades in the last fucking year. Gee, I wonder what’s causing that?
Fentanyl
I was thinking a small uptick in soul crushing authoritarianism, increased isolation, economic shock, and media driven doomsday hysteria all day, every day might have something to do with it but hey, correlation isn’t causation.
Yes, all that shit leads to opioid addiction.
The obvious solution is draconian restrictions to opioid access causing millions more to suffer and seek riskier alternatives.
Sure, those are all factors, but there was similar shit in the 30’s and 70’s, but back then heroin was heroin.
That’s a fair point. I’m too lazy to look up the stats on known Fentanyl deaths over the last recorded year but I’d be shocked if it accounted for anywhere near ten percent of those total recent deaths.
Despair is a real thing. For those of us(me) inclined to both despair and addiction the last two years have been kinda rough. A little over a year ago I came begging to you all for a few hundred bucks because I got so overwhelmed with hopelessness that I couldn’t bring myself to get out of the house for weeks…and I ate a not small handful of sleeping pills and drank a lot each night kinda hoping I wouldn’t wake up.
Point being: We’re a very populace nation and many of us are weak/fragile. A huge uptick in self medication during this shit is no surprise.
Sorry 🙁 And I agree with you.
“I’m too lazy to look up the stats on known Fentanyl deaths over the last recorded year but I’d be shocked if it accounted for anywhere near ten percent of those total recent deaths.”
“Rates of overdose deaths involving synthetic opioids other than methadone, which includes fentanyl and fentanyl analogs, increased over 16% from 2018 to 2019. Overdose deaths involving synthetic opioids were nearly 12 times higher in 2019 than in 2013. More than 36,000 people died from overdoses involving synthetic opioids in 2019.”
‘Overdose deaths involving synthetic opioids were nearly 12 times higher in 2019 than in 2013. More than 36,000 people died from overdoses involving synthetic opioids in 2019.’
Good God!
I’m not sure what the percentage of those deaths were from Fentanyl specifically but either way, that’s depressing.
500,000+ Americans die from heart disease every year.
For some perspective.
Plus, how many people OD as suicide? I dont think its a widely tracked number.
Jesus, what monstrous evil.
Kinda got a theme going, eh?
Seems that way.
I calls ’em as I sees ’em.
*Benny Hill salute*
Carry on.
‘“The picture of the home-schooled student that emerges from the data doesn’t resemble the socially awkward and ignorant stereotype to which Ms. Bartholet and others appeal. Rather, home-schooled children generally develop into well-adjusted, responsible and socially engaged young adults,” they wrote.’
I suppose children not spending most of their waking day around a bunch of emotionally undeveloped borderline sociopaths who’s behavior only amplifies in large groups despite a myriad of rules in place to tamp it down may be a positive.
But enough about the faculty.
Somehow, I knew you were going there when I read “emotionally undeveloped borderline sociopaths.” Nicely done.
Danke.
A fourth grader at home is learning to interact with adults. A fourth grader in a government school is learning t interact with – fourth graders.
“Social media now linked to depression in middle-age too: Harvard study finds people in their 50s who use TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram are ‘substantially more likely’ to feel down than their peers
Harvard University researchers found adults feel even sadder if they use platforms favoured by youngsters, like TikTok and Snapchat, possibly as it makes them feel old.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10238083/Harvard-study-finds-40s-use-Snapchat-Instagram-TikTok-likely-feel-down.html
Someone should make a new platform called Boom where people can post dad jokes and videos of chasing kids off their lawns.
need to get a life.
Correlation vs causation. How does that work?
Next you are going to imply that wet streets dont cause rain.
‘Social media now linked to depression in middle-age too: Harvard study finds people in their 50s who use TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram’-were sad sacks to begin with.
More like “I thought I uploaded a video but it didn’t work.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces bill that would award a Congressional Gold Medal to Kyle Rittenhouse for ‘protecting the community of Kenosha'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10239409/MTG-introduces-bill-award-Congressional-Gold-Medal-Kyle-Rittenhouse.html
Leave the kid alone.
Agreed but maybe the guy is an attention whore and he is wearing a short skirt right now with all his media interviews and is asking for it.
Hey now, teens exploiting themselves is the most American of endeavors.
Other than Tucker, what interviews has he done?
Hey now, exploiting teens is the most American of endeavors.
“No surprise here. Winston turned out just fine.”
The downside of homeschooling
Tonight, those edits came in. I’ll work on it tonight. Thanks for taking the time
Tonio….I need more beer
Take your time. Write drunk (fiction only), edit sober.
Write drunk (fiction only),\\
**Moves ‘Glib articles rough drafts and ideas’ to trash**
So much for my 5 part treatise on the limitations of the rights of individual versus communities in regards to banning or requiring sweaters on pets.
My wife is obsessed with clothing for the dog…but she is adorable in the little hoodie so…whatevs
“she is adorable in the little hoodie”
The dog or the wife? That’s why it’s important to be precise with modifiers.
I’ve been busting OBE’s balls all day about this sort of thing.
Yeah, I tell my students to beware the “pronoun swamp.”
You’re draining the swamp?
MGGA?
Beware the pronoun swap my son,
and shun the ambiguous modifier.
He took his red pencil in hand,
long time the unclear prose he fought,
’til rested he by the Glib-Glib tree,
and thus achieved clear thought.
Both?! Ya ya…
Both, the Wife and the Dog have matching hoodies.
My dog and I have matching rain coats. Because it is hilarious to me.
Only acceptable for a short haired dog under twenty pounds living in a poorly heated home during the Winter months.
My shivering, 60-lb Staffie disagrees with your weight cutoff.
Okay. Not a dog person but that breed is possibly adorable enough to get a pass…or you need to give it more snuggles.
There is a Great Dane at the park that is now wearing insulated racing silks.
JFC…
OWN GOAL!
The video is a treat.
Heh. Cause people, especially people with property, are really more conservative in nature than they let themselves believe.
I like how towards the end the main hack tries to downplay the issues, saying that don’t get him wrong – real progress is being made in blue states. Then it switches to the other guy who basically says nah – all the problems Democrats bitch about are in blue states where they have complete control and where their policies are fucking things up.
Yeah, I noticed that too. I jumped out when he started with the mini-apologia (I knew that heralded the end of the video) so I didn’t see the response from the other guy, I’ll have to go back and watch that.
“…what other conclusion are we supposed to draw?”
Ahh, I dunno, maybe politics is a poor tool for fixing societal problems?
Pretzel Assassin is a great name for a beer. Haven’t had it, no idea if it is good or not.
Local brewery (German style beers only) is releasing their schwarzbier tonight. We’re going out for Thai food, maybe with a side trip?
May the schwarz be with you.
“I see you have the schwarz….and it is as big as mine!”
A growler of schwarz followed me home.
Try some of this stuff. Köstritzer Schwarzbier.
Read about it here:
https://www.beermonthclub.com/kostritzer-schwarzbier
Four half-liter cans cost $7.49, which is economical per unit for imports hereabouts. I like German beers because the Krauts don’t forget to add malt to the hops in their recipes.
The COVID article is yet another example of how much pseudo-scientific BS is being peddled in the media and by the supposed experts. The rise of the all-powerful mask and decline of natural immunity is just one example of how bonkers things have become.
I was thinking about Michael Crichton’s “Aliens Cause Global Warming” speech in reference to COVID today, and re-read it. He made that speech almost 19 years ago, and it’s never been more relevant.
Bookmarked
Science advances one funeral at a time.
I’m beginning to think that, in order to survive, society’s job may be to hasten those funerals along as quickly, and as close together, as possible.
That Crichton article is terrific.
Yes. Yes they have (except the gliberati, of course).
TBF, EnviroGuess Canada seems to be able to forecast “human-hostile” (read: fucking cold and windy) weather in Edmonton down to the nanosecond and the femto-degree Celsius even a week out, but can’t get their forecasts of “human-friendly” (read: warmer, sunny, little or no wind) weather for tomorrow correct to save their collective non-gender-specific gonads. It’s absolutely infuriating. In most other fields of human endeavour I can think of, this kind of gross and continuous incompetence would result in lifetime unemployment. (No fair bringing up the job of “political pundit,” they’re a permanent own-goal.)
Janet Yellin would like a word
Owing to the original descriptions of Winston’s mother (or at least Winston’s memory of her) from Nineteen Eighty-Four, I believe the picture in the article more closely resembles her physique than the red-haired tart with the mop and the lingerie and the gloyven.
Anyone ever pick up on the names Professor Frink used to drop at the end of his sentences? Ivan Reitman, Tom Glavine…
Question about the charges/guilty verdicts in the Abery case.
It seems each individual was charged with three different counts of “felony murder.” At least that is the way I heard it when the judgments were read.
If there was only one person dead/murdered, how do they get three felony murder charges?
It’s lawyer math.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/arbery-case-charges-breakdown-of-the-charges
Fox seems to have a straight breakdown.
Also
In other words, because they don’t have degrees of murder in Georgia, its malice or not, they also charged them in the acts that could lead to murder – malice murder, aggravated assault (must have been two instances I guess to charge twice) and false imprisonment. Adding up to 4 charges of felony murder, including malice intent.
thanks
Felony murder is the doctrine where, regardless of intent, the accomplices to a crime are charged with murder, not just the trigger-puller. If all three were charged with felony murder, maybe nobody actually killed him.
I never got the rationale of the offenders in that case. I dont believe the guy was just out for a jog but even supposing he was breaking Into houses or cars he did not put anyone’s life in danger or threaten to. It is just stuff and stuff can be replaced, people not so much. You dont kill someone because they stole junk from a house with no one home.
Evidently, the defendants claimed that Abrery tried to grab the shotgun. Arbery was hit 3 times and I assume it was a pump shotgun, so 3 racks of the shotgun.
I was busy watching the Rittenhouse case and honestly Im worn out by the media lies this month.
This case appears to come down to:
1. This was an attempt by 3 White men to hunt down an innocent Black man and murder him;
2. Three White men attempted to question Arbery about trespassing on private property and a fight for a shotgun turned into Arbery being shot 3 times;
3. Some variation.
The media are liars and the federal govt are corrupt as hell. So whatever they say is hardly the truth. The media support all these charges, all the convictions, and federal charges.
That means to me that most of the charges are bullshit.
With that being said, Arbery was never shown top do anything but trespass to look at a house under construction and having THC in his system. You cant shoot people for trespassing.
The son was the shooter with the shotgun and at most he should be the defendant, if you dont believe a self-defense claim. I dont know about the case to know if Arbery’s fingerprints or there was evidence of him trying to take the shotgun away from the son. The Dad and guy filming it were dragged into murder charges for political reasons. The local DA was indicted by the feds for trying to impede the police investigation, so the case was transferred to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation which is our state investigative agency. Then the Cobb County DA indicted these 3 guys. Cobb County is not only run by Democrats its more corrupt than Glenn County where the shooting happened.
Georgia was also pressured into passing “hate crime” legislation in 2021 and we know how unconstitutional thought crimes are. Our soon to be ex-Governor Brian Kemp signed that “law”.
Here is your annual scold your family during Thanksgiving article.
Everyone has an asshole in the family that should stay home alone.
Doctor, deprogram thyself.
Ha!
Too bad for them I’m the host!
Stopped after first paragraph, to reflect on giving thanks for people like her.
Her real issue is she doesn’t like Thanksgiving dinner because she might have to hear someone counter her views.
From that excerpt it doesn’t even seem like she needs to hear something counter to her views. She just needs to be aware that someone in the room holds views different than her to trigger her deprogramming efforts. A badthinker in her presence could be polite and stick to talk about the weather, football game, tasty meal, nice memories of Aunt Gilda, etc., but that wouldn’t be enough.
I’d be inclined to advise her in my home to only open her mouth to insert food and any fucking preaching will cause immediate exile to the table outdoors, with one chair.
She seems not nice.
I’m no statistician—in fact I’m barely able to add and subtract; I got a D in tenth-grade math—but to me that says there’s a decent chance someone at your Thanksgiving table will be QAnon-curious or believe the Big Lie.
And we’re done. Life is too short to deal with retards.
It is all framing a narrative that these crazy right wingers and their vast media complex have planted them into your family. Alex Jones sounds saner than her.
I suspect her relatives loath her.
Or at the very least have learned not to talk to her about anything beyond her cats.
“…while the unvaccinated are still dying at a pretty rapid clip…”
Oh? Citation?
My response to her: “It is so nice to see you again and you can finish eating if you wish but do it in the yard. When you are finished just leave your dishes there and go.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/582879-kinzinger-on-possible-governor-bid-im-the-only-candidate-that-can-win
“If I ran for governor, I think I’m the only candidate that could win, at least that’s out there now,” Kinzinger said in an interview on Crain’s “A.D. Q&A” podcast.”
I could give two shits if this dude was loyal to Trump or not. What I don’t like about him is that his principles are malleable and will sacrifice them in a heartbeat if it makes him look statesman like. Chris Welch (IL House Speaker), Don Harmon (IL Senate President), and the public sector unions would eat this dude alive, making him virtually a figurehead and destroy what’s left of the GOP in Illinois.
Someone will win, whether or not he (Kinzinger) runs.
There is a GOP in Illinois?
Fuck that guy. He’s just another authoritarian on Team Red.
He isn’t even pretending any more…he is in the Liz Cheney/Lisa Murkowski wing of the bunch.
Yep. Democrats just aren’t using their power in the right way.
Despite overwhelmingly white jurors, they appeared to take their tasks equally with importance. Fucking white supremacist. The Matrix question of the day is “Would Arbery’s jurors vote to convict if they went to deliberations prior to Rittenhouse?”
I understand the trial was moved to Cobb County, Georgia. The counties in the Atlanta Metro are full of White Lefties. Cobb County is super corrupt and feel free to read about how Cobb County got the new Atlanta Braves stadium.
I don’t.
I can
Yes we can
Kinda I want to:
https://youtu.be/lS_zy9DQLzg
Shit, was ‘spose to be a response to
Everyone has an asshole in the family that should stay home alone.
If you don’t that usually means you’re the asshole. I kid I kid.
Narrator: He’s serious.
Wake up in the morning, go out into the world and meet an asshole, and you met an asshole.
Wake up in the morning, go out into the world and meet nothing but assholes, and you’re the asshole…
Somedays I’m the asshole.
I think this situation is analogous to “If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you”
Best part is…in a normal family you know who the asshole is but you put that aside for a few hours and just have a good meal together.
To be fair, The Atlantic knows its audience.
I’ll be staying home alone this T’giving, giving someone else a chance to be the asshoe. If there is one at my dinner I’ll know who to blame.
Ours died.
I’ve got the Turkey brining, the pumpkin pie and the 24 hour salad made, the giblets cooked with the resulting broth set aside to help make the giblet gravy tomorrow.
Decided to go with “take and bake” rolls to make my life easier. All I have to cook tomorrow is turkey, gravy, masked taters, and stuffing.
Time for a nap now!
Excellent! Brining right now also, giblets were cooked with the neck earlier for turkey stock and then they were given to the dogs/cat chopped up.
I gave the cat a little Turkey neck meat, but I don’t think he was keen on the carrot and bay leaf flavoring 🙂
Had to go to the store this morning. It was very well stocked; found everything I needed except fresh thyme springs. It was a Smith’s, which stocks Kroger as their store brand. I don’t know how it works with all those regional grocers stocking a store brand that is stocked by a completely different brand in some other region (like Ralph’s in California and Smiths in Nevada are both Kroger??).
But it works. Albertsons and Walmart would have been the back up options, but Walmart has lots of empty shelves.
“…masked taters…”
*shakes head* So sad when even the spuds buy into the propaganda
The first image I had was of potatos in domino masks. Superhero or Burglar?
This Spud refuses to comply.
The wife has a thing against proper cranberry sauce; canned, ribbed for pleasure.
So, I am bringing my own this year. Black Bog cranberry sour beer.
Thanksgiving. Sorted.
Black Friday Is a Scam
“Low inventory, low quality, and an artificial deadline are just a few of the reasons you should avoid Black Friday.”
Been saying this for years.
Its been proven that you can nab way better deals throughout the year. Advertisement propaganda at its finest.
On top of that most of the black Friday items are clearance items. You can find good deals on all items throughout the year.
My friends are always surprised to learn that when a store advertises an upcoming “sales event” that doesn’t mean there are any savings to be had over regular prices.
Some kind of protection law was passed saying you can’t call it a “Labor Day sale” or “Black Friday sale” unless the prices were actually lower than normal during the sale.
Hence all the ads (especially at car dealers) for a big sales event!! It’s only eventful for the people making the commission.
Toyota is (in)famous for its Red Tag Days™ event, which, as it turns out, is not a sales event at all. But they sure know how to press people’s buttons to get them to come into the showrooms.
They just want to get that giant red bow to put on their spouse’s new car.
Hahaha, I used the Promo Code and got “My Pillows” at 60% off. Lucky me, huh? Mike Lindell and I are good friends, after this.
I’d guess some that don’t use the promo code got snookered
/Sarc
Is it wrong that I’m morbidly curious about how SF would write up this scene?
Bon appetit!
Well. As no one else has stepped up yet, I’ll kick off the abnormal Zoom/Happy Hour/Biggest drinking day of the year at 20:00 Eastern.
Gonna see if I can join–family is set to begin pouring in any minute now for the overnight stay.
Spray em down with Lysol!
If I need to keep them at bay I’ll just go sit in the hot tub nude. No way will they come anywhere near that.
Thanks Neph. I will be there. I got some shit to say about you fucken people celebrating this racist holiday.
Ass Wednesday is the juiciest cut of meat this Turkey Day.
https://archive.md/ethSh
“Will Smith says he used to have so much sex he would actually ‘throw up’.
The 53-year-old explained that because he was having so much ‘rampant sex’, he developed a psychosomatic reaction to orgasming and sometimes vomited during the act.”
https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1463147626845593602
Girls ain’t nothing but trouble.
T.
M.
I.
“Hey girl, just so you know, I may puke on you when I bust a nut.”
You’re doing it wrong.
“Winston turned out just fine.”
Him learning the birds and the bees because you decided to “work” at home doesn’t count as homeschooling.
Says who?
Does anyone have advice on buying a new Toku streaming stick? I have a couple of older ones, but I want to move an old one to my old tv and get a newer model for the main TV.
At Amazon, there are so many different ones, with 4K or 4K plus or 4K/HD… some in a green box, some in gray or another color. Price $40 to $60.
But what is the difference?
You need the one that says HD/4K/HDR/Dolby Vision if you have a good new TV set. If you have a quality audio system setup then maybe get the one that also comes with Dolby Atmos.
Thank you!
“Toku.” [Coughs, winks.]
Lol. Spell check hates me.
I take no pleasure in saying that I saw the shit going down in Australia from a mile away when the lockdowns started last spring.
It was unbelievably naive for people think that governments would relinquish the power they seized in the name of “health and safety”. OF COURSE “two weeks to slow the spread” morphed into “lock up the unclean in concentration camps”; to believe otherwise is to betray monumental ignorance of 20th century history. The ratchet only goes one way until something big gives. Expect it to get a lot worse before it gets better. Thank G-d for 2A or we’d likely be in the same situation.
Italy gets in on the oppression.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1463619771992358916
New York says “try to keep up”.
Oh, and there WAS a demonstration here with thousands of protesters last weekend but I certainly didn’t learn about it from the local media.
The media is going to ignore the protests until they start offing the ruling class.
I think occupying the news agencies’ buildings would do the trick. Don’t know why they haven’t tried that yet.
That is an A-team idea! So crazy, it just might work.
Does the NYT still have the Gatling gun with which they chased away the draft rioters?
Cute story but just an urban myth; fake news spread by the NYT back in the day.
Just got my brother this as a Thanksgiving / birthday / Xmas gift.
Subtle.
Nice.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/judge-finds-northampton-county-politician-not-guilty-in-election-tampering-case/article_459f7d1e-4d58-11ec-b818-d79b8ff2399f.html
TL;DR – “We have a great sex life except for the fact that he can’t get it up and I’m not satisfied.”
Dammit:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/16842277/no-full-sex-with-boyfriend-he-flops/
She seems nice.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/former-stripper-sexually-abused-young-25533252
I am on the hook for smooshed spuds and green beans for the morrow’s festivities. I was going to make a pie.
HOWEVER
I have done something to my back and now I can’t walk straight up without a great deal of pain. I may guide XY through the cooking process.
Sorry to hear.
Sorry 🙁
Try lying flat on the floor.
And slowly drawing your knees to your chest with your arms, first singly, then together. Try to consciously relax your back muscles as you do this.
/chronic back pain sufferer
Yes
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Yikes! I hope you start feeling better soon.
I took a little inspiration from your “fat bomb” recipe and mixed the leftover pumpkin pie filling up with some cream cheese and poured it into little foil “muffin” cup liners (about Reese’s PB cup size) and stuck them in the freezer.
Yummy!
That sounds awesome, albeit not my particular jam.
I’m headed back to low-carb soon and I’m going to try lemon fat bombs.
Also, that recipe wasn’t mine. I just used it one day.
Sorry Mojeaux. Get well soon!
https://www.axios.com/biden-restart-trump-remain-mexico-49d43ad0-41d3-4e09-8fe5-a90dd62b78ea.html
They’re finally pricking the hordes of invaders. Voluntarily. 🙄
OFFS. Why not free sex changes while we’re at it?
https://www.fox29.com/news/montgomery-county-man-78-sentenced-in-theft-and-sale-of-rare-1775-rifle
One day in prison?
And I doubt he’ll spend it in a state prison. More likely county jail.
OK. I appreciate Winston’s Mom as much as the next guy, but Wednesday is supposed to be for SF’s Wednesday Chick. Please, tell me she’ll be back.
Special holiday scheduling, yo.
Also, no PM links tomorrow. TPTB gave me and the squirrels the afternoon off.
That…
What…
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Australia’s Northern Territory already had some of the strictest lockdown laws in the English-speaking world. The five allowable reasons for leaving your home are: buying food; exercising for up to two hours; caregiving; work; education.
I enjoyed visiting Darwin. NT News used to have some good Florida Man-worthy stories. It is sad what has happened to that place.
Researchers at Harvard University just released findings from their new study showing positive outcomes for homeschooled students. Writing in The Wall Street Journal last week, Brendan Case and Ying Chen of the Harvard Human Flourishing Program concluded that public school students “were less forgiving and less apt to volunteer or attend religious services than their home-schooled peers.”
Countdown until these researchers are fired….
COVID-19 has killed more people in 2021 than 2020.
The usual suspects on the NH subreddit claim the reason is masking. I know, I know, reddit is for porn and I should just lurk on the porn subreddits, but sometimes the NH subreddit is like watching a train wreck.
Music link is good.
Infowars link reminded me to get more Turbo Super Male Vitality. Also, that Infowar passport cover helps you get through customs unmolested?