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Riven

Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

238 Comments

  1. kinnath

    I rather enjoyed Cowboy Bebop. Of course, I never watched the original, so I didn’t have anything to complain about.

    • Count Potato

      I loved the original, but never saw the Netflix version.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I enjoyed it too and have never seen the original, so I wasn’t burdened with expectations.

    • ron73440

      I love the anime and when I saw what they did with the live action, I had no desire to see it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’m a big fan of the anime (and it’s the only anime series I’ve ever liked). I thought the Netflix show started out a little goofy, but got better as it went along. I don’t think they quite “got” what made the anime so popular. For one thing, they tried to make a show that looked something like a cartoon, but that was the wrong direction. Cowboy Bebop is different from most anime in that it was directed and animated like a real-world show or film with a talented director and cinematographer.

    • Drake

      Me too.

  2. Sean

    Wait. 6 years in jail with a $2m+ fine and no release date?

    Yikes.

    • Sean

      COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A treasure hunter has taken back a pledge to turn over 500 missing coins minted from gold found in a shipwreck off the South Carolina coast.

      The Columbus Dispatch reports Tommy Thompson agreed last week to deliver the coins to a court-appointed receiver by Sunday to settle a lawsuit brought by an investor.

      The paper says the deal fell apart Friday when Thompson said he has no idea how to obtain the coins.

      Thompson found the S.S. Central America in 1988 after convincing more than 100 investors to fund the voyage for nearly $13 million.

      Thompson never repaid the investors. He became a fugitive and fled to Florida.

      Oh.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Still shouldn’t he be actually convicted of fraud and sentenced for that?

        Seems arbitrary to keep him locked up for contempt. Especially since it seems to be some double secret contempt.

        Federal law generally limits jail time for contempt of court to 18 months. But a federal appeals court in 2019 rejected Thompson’s argument that that law applies to him, saying his refusal violates conditions of a plea agreement.

        After technology problems cancelled Thompson’s latest virtual hearing last week, federal Judge Algenon Marbley scheduled a new hearing for Jan. 7.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If I were in charge of things, technology problems would result in the guy walking free.

        The State should either be able to arrange a video link, or even – and this is totes crazy – have an actual in person hearing.

    • Count Potato

      “Thompson’s case dates to his discovery of the S.S. Central America, known as the Ship of Gold, in 1988. The gold rush-era ship sank in a hurricane off South Carolina in 1857 with thousands of pounds of gold aboard, contributing to an economic panic.

      Despite an investors lawsuit and a federal court order, Thompson, 69, still won’t cooperate with authorities trying to find those coins, according to court records, federal prosecutors and the judge who found Thompson in contempt.

      Thompson says he’s already said everything he knows about the coins.”

      Well, maybe he doesn’t know?

    • rhywun

      +1 example set

  3. Count Potato

    “Other professors, such as Portland State’s Peter Boghossian, quit over their university’s policies and climate that they have found to be repressive of intellectual inquiry. “​​But brick by brick, the university has made this kind of intellectual exploration impossible,” wrote Boghossian in September. “It has transformed a bastion of free inquiry into a Social Justice factory whose only inputs were race, gender, and victimhood and whose only outputs were grievance and division.”

    He continued: “Students at Portland State are not being taught to think. Rather, they are being trained to mimic the moral certainty of ideologues. Faculty and administrators have abdicated the university’s truth-seeking mission and instead drive intolerance of divergent beliefs and opinions. This has created a culture of offense where students are now afraid to speak openly and honestly.” ”

    It’s not just colleges and universities. They’ve been pushing that shit in grammar school for a long time.

    • rhywun

      It’s not just schools.

      Who opens their mouth at work any more?

      • Sean

        *raises hand*

      • Pope Jimbo

        *half raises hand*

        I have become pretty militant about Rona Panic shit, but leave most of the other stuff alone.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        In my small group I do. In a company meeting, no way.

      • juris imprudent

        I did in one of my volunteer gigs (BM Ranger organization), where I did not wince under the hail of spittle and revisionist history, and SJW opprobrium. I was quietly thanked by more people than those condemning (loudly and vainly) my heresy.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do I even want to know more about the Bowel Movement Rangers?

      • juris imprudent

        It’s a shitty job, except at Burning Man.

      • Count Potato

        Or on the internet?

      • rhywun

        Ugh I wish a lot more people on the internet would shut up.

      • Sean

        ME-OW

      • rhywun

        None of the fine chaps here, mind you.

      • Nephilium

        What about us non-fine chaps?

      • Rat on a train

        Not an ass among us.

      • Count Potato

        Well, those are the people Big Tech likes.

  4. Rat on a train

    This year, for the first umpteenth time since graduation some two decades ago, I did not donate to either of my alma maters.
    I went to a community college before transferring to a state school. I paid retail at both so feel no need to donate. My donations go to better causes.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, Miss Harvard and Bowdoin is probably swimming in gold coins that are looking for a home.

      State school schlubs like us, not so much.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I remember getting inundated from Memphis State begging me for money after I graduated.

      I sent them a reply telling them that my contribution was to have them stop spending so much money on sending me junk mail.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My alma mater asks for money.

        I was explicit in my refusal. I told them that I would never send them a dime so long as they were facilitating adolescent “gender affirmation” procedures with hormones and surgery.

    • Sensei

      My wife and my woke undergraduate alma mater gets no money from us.

      Our mutual graduate alma mater basically refused to do any job placement assistance for us. As a result most of our graduating class year point blank told them to expect no funds from us after graduation. We had close to 70% that signed on.

    • C. Anacreon

      My wife and I have been continuous, significantly high dollar donors to our well-known university for 30 years uninterrupted; we both attended there, though not simultaneously, yet it did help with our bonding when we first met, and we’ve been involved together in supporting the school in various ways practically since we first met. We substantially increased our annual donations 20 years ago after our son was born; his first photo was him in a onesie with our school’s logo. Our dream was he would follow us there, and towards that end he went with us to numerous football games and alumni events through the years. And for our donations, ostensibly to get him admitted, we never asked for charity in his case, but simply a favorable look if he qualified. And did he ever, he scored 150 points above the school median freshman score on the SAT. Then he went early decision, and should have been a salm dunk, but he was completely slapped down, and put on some ridiculous “waitlist” with zero chance of admission. We later learned that they’d held it against him that his parents had been successful and remained married, so he’d had it too easy, if only we’d been failures as parents, he’d have had a better chance. They also held against him being straight, melanin-challenged, and certain of his gender, but mostly they felt he had not taken up enough social justice extracurricular activities instead of his more traditional yet impressive accomplishments. And because of the Hollywood admissions snafu a few years back, this private school was concerned that they didn’t want in any way to seem favorable to the kids of donors, even if they merited admission (what the hell did they think we were donating for?)

      So he went to a different college that actually wanted him, and he’s flourishing, so we’re very thankful for that. Meanwhile, alma mater is seeing the results of deciding they didn’t want any more kids of alumni who loved the school actually attending, contrary to many decades in the past where you’d see three or four generations of alumni together at events, it was a real family-oriented place…now, recently, a mob of current students stormed the University President’s house (the same guy who pushed the new admission approach), threatening to burn the place down, and kill the Prez, who they also chanted antisemitic slogans at (he is Jewish).

      So this year, we did continue to donate, to continue our 32-year streak; we gave them a whopping $5. Fuck them.

      • C. Anacreon

        Oh, also, we just learned this is their worst year for donations in memory. Guess the social justice crowd aren’t really donors. Haha, fuck them.

      • Mojeaux

        People with no job and no money can’t donate.

        Also, they’re a bunch of fucking ingrates.

      • juris imprudent

        Play stupid games, win stupid prizes – even if you are the administration of a college.

    • DEG

      #1: I go to the wrong bars.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That’s a Vegas staple

  5. The Other Kevin

    Why would anyone donate to Harvard? It all just goes into that huge pile of money they call an “endowment”.

    • rhywun

      The interest on that pile of money is probably more dollars than all the alumni contributions combined.

      • Rat on a train

        I could live off the interest on $53 billion.

    • grrizzly

      They probably hope that it would help their children to get into Harvard.

      • Rat on a train

        The hardest part of Harvard is getting into Harvard.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

      • Enough About Palin

        At 22, my brother was offered a full-ride scholarship for a PhD in organic chemistry. Turned them down. Went to UCLA instead.

      • The Other Kevin

        That would be the only reason. It’s not like it’s being used to reduce tuition or pay for poor kids to go there.

      • Ted S.

        Ask Dr. Chet about that one.

    • TARDis

      Someone’s getting a free penis enlargement? I can support that.

  6. Ownbestenemy

    Now we just have to wait til they screw up Avatar: The Last Airbender too.

    I didn’t not like Cowboy Bebop and it had promise. Felt like a noir Firefly to me

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Now we just have to wait til they screw up Avatar: The Last Airbender too.’

      I thought they released a poorly reviewed movie of that a few years ago.

      • Nephilium

        They did. Netflix is taking another run at it.

      • Nephilium

        Sorry, first “they” refers to M. Night who did the live action movie.

      • Mojeaux

        They did. My husband won a trip for us to see the NY premiere of it. I was happy to be in NY. In that movie theater, not so much.

    • Sensei

      Funny enough I didn’t hate Ghost in the Shell. Problem was the movie had little relationship with the anime.

      Also the casting considerations and the controversy over them were just ridiculous.

    • Fatty Bolger

      They’re rebooting Firefly as well. Not expecting much from it.

      • kinnath

        Disney is rebooting it. I’m sure there will princesses and singing birds by time they are done with it.

  7. DEG

    The lead architect of the Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Masayuki Uemura, has died. The Ritsumeikan Center for Game Studies at Ritsumeikan University announced Uemura’s death on Thursday, saying he died Dec. 6 at the age of 78.

    I never played games on a Nintendo that much. People I knew owned it, but I never did. I remember some of the games being fun.

    RIP.

    Federal law generally limits jail time for contempt of court to 18 months. But a federal appeals court in 2019 rejected Thompson’s argument that that law applies to him, saying his refusal violates conditions of a plea agreement.

    A nice application of BFYTW.

    • Ownbestenemy

      With an explanation of the BFYTW even. Usually it’s just cause they say so.

    • rhywun

      I played a ton of Nintendo.

      Owned every console from Super Nintendo to Wii. But I got sick of their policy of making every new box incompatible with games from the old ones and jumped off that train for good.

    • rhywun

      I will not comply.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It’s to reinforce that despite all the “great news” about the economy we can lock you down and the country operates better.

      /tinfoil maybe

      • rhywun

        Great news like the 14% “official” unemployment rate in NYC? And certain to rise with bullshit like this?

    • rhywun

      So much to unpack there, but this…

      She also said that order like this would not be necessary had more people gotten vaccinated.

      GO

      FUCK

      YOURSELF

  8. Count Potato

    “‘We will never abandon our people’: BLM leader says Jussie Smollett has ‘our full support’ and slams ‘corrupt’ justice system”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10297097/BLM-brazenly-backs-shamed-Jussie-Smollett-guilty-verdict.html

    “The liberal elites believed Jussie Smollett for the same reason they don’t want to confront America’s crime wave – because it doesn’t fit their racial world-view, says BATYA UNGAR-SARGON”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10296929/Liberal-elites-defend-Jussie-Smollett-abandoning-victims-real-crimes-BATYA-UNGAR-SARGON.html

    Just like feminists, It never occurs to these people that making up shit makes it more difficult for real victims.

    • rhywun

      Don Lemon might be dumber than box of bricks but at least he was smart enough to throw Jussie under the bus, finally.

      BLM would be wise to do the same.

    • Q Continuum

      Was he released later that day?

      /sarc… kind of

    • Q Continuum

      ‘This appears to be a completely random act. We do not have a motive,’

      Uhhhh…. he literally told you why he did it when you booked him.

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, that statement meant nothing to us at all. See no evil, hear no evil…

    • Tonio

      This wouldn’t be happening if only they were given the reparations they justly deserve.

  9. Sean
    • EvilSheldon

      Well, there goes my evening…

      • R C Dean

        I keep chasing you from one expiring thread to another.

        I’m looking at getting a Tavor X95 in 5.56. It comes with either a 16.5″ or 18.5″ barrel. Are they any advantages to either barrel length in that caliber?

      • DEG

        I bought mine with the 18″ barrel. I was thinking the longer barrel would be better for shooter at longer ranges, where I do most of my rifle shooting, but on further thought and research I think the difference in accuracy and muzzle velocity between the two lengths exists but is negligible.

      • DEG

        errrr….. 18.5″

      • EvilSheldon

        General rule of thumb – the longer the barrel, the less difference is made by incremental barrel length changes. Sticking with the 5.56mm NATO, going from 20″ to 18″ is almost unnoticeable. Going from 11.5″ to 10.3″ is a big fucking deal.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        My gun buddy was talking about burn-out lengths and, as I recall, 5.56 does the full burn in a 20″ barrel. Interestingly, he mentioned that nearly all pistol ammo has a burn-out of 10″.

      • kinnath

        Besides the cute girl, the 20 barrel will penetrate steel plate where the 18 and 16 won’t.

      • Count Potato

        You could look at the tables.

        18.5 is more velocity, 16.5 is more short

      • EvilSheldon

        Well, everyone likes being pursued…

        The full burn length in any rifle is gonna vary wildly with ammo type. Going from 16.5 to 18.5 inches isn’t going to make any significant difference in ballistics, and I doubt it would in handling. Seriously, i’d get whichever version is less expensive.

      • dontreadonme

        I have it in 16.5 and it’s very accurate at 100 yds, but I also usually shoot it with a suppressor. It’s a sweet shooting rifle with nice balance due to bullpen design which my petite wife also loves about it. Easy to breakdown and clean, as well. Not cheap, but I like it more than any of my AR-15’s.

  10. Rat on a train

    Cities are so great the government needs to force people to work in them.

    The appearance of half-empty federal offices downtown could have ripple effects across industries, Taylor says. Businesses that revolve around the physical presence of government workers — everything from lobbying firms to caterers — may be less interested in occupying space downtown if most workers stay home.

    “It’s sending a signal to other people who want to be in close proximity, ‘Maybe you don’t need to be on K Street. Maybe you don’t need to be in the downtown area,’” Taylor says.

    The Bowser administration has tried to spur more foot traffic downtown by summoning its own workforce back to the office. While thousands of federal workers remained at home, city government workers began to return to in-person work in May, with more called back in June and July, says Deputy Mayor John Falcicchio. Now, most of the city’s executive branch workforce is required to work in the office at least three days a week.

    “The mayor has made sure D.C. government is back in person,” Falcicchio says. “What we need now is the federal government to show leadership once again, as they’ve done throughout the pandemic, and come back.”

    • kinnath

      We need to scatter the FedGov workers all across the country as far from lobbyists as possible.

    • rhywun

      How ’bout stopping the pointless theater first?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      For some reason, all the government dipshits thought WFH wouldn’t have ripple effects.

      We all know that the one thing government desires most is stasis. So now they will try to correct for the impacts with other government intrusions.

      • Rat on a train

        DC needs those people paying inflated prices in DC not where they live.

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        The asshats thought it was a fuckin’ snow day. Of course they didn’t think about consequences, those are for people who don’t take birth control.

      • Gustave Lytton

        We can abort federal employees anytime? At least until SCOTUS rules on the latest case?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Minneapolis’ Downtown is toast.

      Middle class, middle management women are NOT going to go downtown and either catch the Rona, get carjacked or end up in the middle of some smash/grab mob.

      Not when they can work from home.

      • Suthenboy

        There is nothing I can buy after driving to a store that I cannot have delivered to my door by a smiling UPS or FedEx employee.

  11. Pope Jimbo

    Why is no one worried about the safety of Minnesoda’s female Congress Crxtters (or would it be Crittxrs?)?

    Craig said that threats to her, her family and her office have about doubled in the last year, not just in Washington but in her home district as well. Her Minnesota district office received a bomb threat in August, a month that most of the Minnesota delegation spends at home during the summer recess.

    Craig isn’t the only member of Minnesota’s delegation that has been receiving threats, though. Fifth District Rep. Ilhan Omar has been at the receiving end of hate from elected officials in addition to random strangers.

    Be nice if they had mentioned what the actual number of “threats” were. Help decide if doubled was something to really worry about or not.

    • rhywun

      Because only courageous female Congressheroines receive “bomb threats”.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We wouldn’t have to threaten them with bombs if they would ever go outside and play softball!

    • Ted S.

      Because they don’t give a shit about us and actively want to destroy us.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Saying the Rep. Immigration Fraud should be deported back to her own shithole instead of remaking this country into one.

  12. Ted S.

    Christ what an asshole

    KINGSTON, N.Y. – High school coaches are being told to have student athletes conform with mask requirements during games and matches. The update was provided during a Board of Education meeting Wednesday, when Superintendent Paul Padalino said the concerns arose after photographs in the Freeman showed players wearing masks incorrectly.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    Glibs, I bring you the opportunity of you sorry lives!!!! My local proggie “alternative” news site is hiring. For a year. But the beat you would be covering is totes cool.

    We’re excited to announce the creation of a one-year reporting fellowship in 2022 that will focus on race and health equity in Minnesota. This is a new, full-time position that will cover the different ways poverty, discrimination, education, employment, transportation, housing and the environment affect health and health care among Minnesota’s BIPOC communities.

    The position is currently open and is geared to an early career journalist, and includes the full benefits our staff receive, as well as a professional development stipend. MinnPost is committed to reflecting the communities we serve and seeks to recruit staff members from many backgrounds and with diverse identities. We strongly encourage members of traditionally underrepresented communities to apply. (View the full job posting here.)

    Who is more underrepresented than libertarians? And Glibs are least represented of the libertarians (although we are the best looking).

    • Gustave Lytton

      Do they disclose who is finding this fellowship?

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        Well, I, for one, find it stupid. Pretty sure a lot of other people do too.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Oh, I think the position is stupid as well. I’m pretty sure that you could sit home most days and every so often send in a boiler plate article that boiled down to “white people bad”.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I should also point out that the headline for that article was:

        “Announcing a new race and health equity reporting fellowship”

        I opened the story half expecting them to actually be talking about some new woke pronouncement about a new race being discovered.

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        Oh, I don’t know. I tend to use grammar, and we know that don’t fly.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The position was made possible thanks to support from Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Minnesota, which — in accordance with MinnPost’s code of ethics — will play no role in any news coverage decisions.

  14. Sensei

    This thing is awesome and I want one. It goes to 60 in under 3 seconds, has an air suspension and wonderful ride.

    Problem is 3rd party charging in the US is awful, it’s expensive and, BTW, you can’t actually use it as a truck.

    Put simply, the R1T’s own weight limits its ability to do serious work. With a gross vehicle weight rating of 8,532 pounds, the R1T qualifies as a heavy-duty truck, like a Ford Super Duty F-250. Yet its payload is 1,764 pounds, compared to the Ford’s maximum 4,500 pounds.

    The problem may also be expressed as a matter of energy density. Fitted with the all-terrain Pirellis, the R1T has an unladen range of 267-283 miles. But if you hook up a horse trailer with a couple Percherons (11,000 pounds towing capacity) your range could easily be half that. What if it’s 10-below outside? You could always harness the horses to the front bumper, wherever that is.

    2022 Rivian R1T: Much Anticipated, Still a Work in Progress

    • Gustave Lytton

      Speaking of car culture… saw a スピードハンターズ banner on the windshield of BMW in the parking lot this morning. I guess it wouldn’t look as cool in Blackletter?

      • limey

        Weabs

      • Rat on a train

        Not 高齢者マーク?

      • Sensei

        Given that I’m not 75, I hadn’t considered it. OTH, putting 初心者マーク on one end and the 高齢者マーク on the other would suggest time dilation…

      • R.J.

        Sick burn dude.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I might have to get a Kōreisha sticker for my wife’s birthday present this year.

        If I live through the icy plunge caused by heavy ass truck.

      • Sensei

        You should expect a long dry spell after that…

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think that old ladies can now buy special lubrications to help with that problem.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I was thinking he could put a 身体障害 on his new R1T.

      • Sensei

        That could be fun. It appears it was nationwide. Here is one that it appropriate for all the Glibs that spent time in Okinawa.

        https://trafficnews.jp/post/78423

        If anybody is interested type this into your photo search engine of choice:

        外国の方が運転しています

      • Gustave Lytton

        I could see my wife telling me to pocket either one before turning the rental back in. Before covid, I was *almost* to the point where I’d consider renting and driving a car. In Hokkaido or Kyushu.

      • Sensei

        I’ve never driven a RHD car before. I was all set to do at the Toyota exhibit on Odaiba in Tokyo, but the wait time was ridiculous.

      • Gustave Lytton

        You signal turns with windshield wipers, right?

      • Sensei

        Depends on the country!

        UK has different controls than JP, for example.

        From memory JP mirrors keeps the US layout while European made RHD cars generally don’t.

      • DEG

        You signal turns with windshield wipers, right?

        That drove me up a wall in Australia.

        My first trip to Australia was when I owned a Crown Victoria. Column shift. By the time I got back from that trip into the US, I was used to the Aussie layout. The first time I tried to signal a turn I almost knocked the Crown Vic out of gear.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was disappointed that they didn’t also reverse the pedals.

        If you have to learn to shift with your left hand, why not use your right foot for the clutch?

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        JDM nerds.

    • Pope Jimbo

      So when my wife buys me one of these at the beginning of ice fishing, I might want to be a bit suspicious?

    • Count Potato

      An F250 is not a heavy-duty truck.

  15. DEG

    PA Supreme Court vacates mask order effective immediately

    The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has affirmed the Commonwealth Court’s decision and vacated the mask mandate issued by the acting state health secretary.

    This means that the mask mandate has been dropped, effective immediately.

    The opinion is expected to be released at a later date. Judge Saylor did not participate in the vote.

    • Tonio

      W00t!

    • Sean

      I’m pleasantly surprised.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Wait for the screeching from the local Branch Covidians who will demand local mandates if the state won’t do it.

        They will be sure to stomp out any ember of hope you might have felt.

      • Sean

        Local school districts were handing out exemptions like jelly beans at Easter.

        Local high school sports clips on the news show mostly unmasked players.

    • juris imprudent

      When did we get a new set of state SC justices?

      • DEG

        No switch in the latest election.

        However, three of the Democrat justices are up for re-election in 2025. I expect they see the writing on the wall.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m surprised they would look that far ahead. They don’t seem that smart in general.

  16. commodious spittoon

    Rather see an anime take on Firefly than a live-action Cowboy Bebop. Might even survive longer than one season.

    I was thinking about GitS:SAC for the first time in ages. I really liked that series. Literally the only thing I ever heard about the live-action movie is a bunch of pissy eyedness about Scarlet Johansson.

  17. Tonio

    Because u ppl would burn down the interwebs if we didn’t (j/k NSA & FBI), there will be a Glibs Zoom Happy Hour Type Thingy, with bonus writer rattling and wheedling, and obligatory “STFU, Sloper,” tonight starting at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why are the zoom times always posted in Eastern time?!

      Seems like blatant East Coast Privilege Shitlording.

      • Tonio

        Because Neph and I are total Alpha Shitlords and we both live in the only time zone that matters.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well now I’m hesitant to move on to my next complaint.

        What is the deal with the military time? Fucking wannabee warmonger.

      • Tonio

        Because when I looked back at last week’s comments that’s the format and zone Neph used, so I stuck with that.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Personally, I would have admitted to being a wannabee war criminal way before I admitted I was a slavish follower of all things Neph.

        But you do you.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        What is the deal with the military time?

        Because having two “8 o’clock”s in one day is stupid.

      • Animal

        Wait, neither of you live in Alaska.

      • Rat on a train

        Zulu for all!

      • Tonio

        Fine.

        2021-12-11 @ 0100 GMT

  18. Enough About Palin

    Had my annual physical today. I am exceptionally healthy. I have not had the COVID vaccination. The doctor told me I should get one. He showed me a chart that showed hospitalization rates for COVID in the north memorial health care system. Today there are about 100 people in in the hospital for COVID. A year ago, there were about 100 people in the hospital for COVID. So, about the same number of hospitalizations year over year.

    He said today, 87% of the people in the hospital with COVID in the North Memorial Health system are unvaccinated. Only 13% of the people are folks who have been vaccinated and then got the disease and required hospitalization. Again, the doctor’s conclusion is that I should get the shot.

    When I got home, I got to thinking that a year ago there were 100 people in the hospital with COVID in the North Memorial Health care system and not a one of them was vaccinated because at that time there was no vaccine. Today 70% of the people in the north Memorial Health care system are vaccinated.

    Think about it. A year ago, there were 100 people in the hospital for Covid all of whom were unvaccinated. Today there are 100 people in the hospital 13 of whom are vaccinated. So doesn’t that mean that the vaccination only reduces hospitalizations by 13%?

    • commodious spittoon

      It sounds to me like they’ve got 100 beds to fill.

      • commodious spittoon

        Sure, the beds stay constant, just the ratio of vaccinated and unvaccinated changes.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I sure hope you were talking to Dr. Huelster! He seems so smart and dreamy.

      For teens, the state’s data show the risk of death and hospitalization is low regardless of vaccination status relative to older populations. Still, hospitalizations and deaths are certainly not unheard of in kids, and doctors urge them to get vaccinated if eligible to reduce the spread of the disease overall in the community.

      What’s often missing from the conversation about the impact of COVID-19 is something that doesn’t show up in the state’s data, Huelster said: people, including the young, who survive COVID-19 but whose physical health is completely changed by the virus.

      In the past week, Huelster said Abbott Northwestern has had as many as eight people under age 50, and several in their middle to late 30s, on ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation), an intensive treatment that adds oxygen to the blood from outside the body, allowing the patient’s heart and lungs to take a break.

      “They’re living but they’re just devastated physically,” Huelster said. Some will have lifelong respiratory issues and others are listed for lung transplants due to permanent lung damage.

      The best defense? Getting vaccinated.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I hate impacts from the Rona that don’t show up in the data even more than Illinois Nazis

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Ask what the ratio is in the heart wing.

      Seriously though, that’s more extreme of a ratio than I’ve heard other places, but 30% of the population supplying 87% of the hospitalizations makes sense. The vaccines do accomplish something, albeit fleetingly and at risk of side effects. If you compare 87 people to the total unvaccinated population covered by the hospital, I’m sure its 0.__%.

    • westernsloper

      Shush….we don’t talk about that.

    • invisible finger

      You should have asked how many were hospitalized for pneumonia in 2019, 2018, 2017, and 2016. Chances are it was close to 100 each year.

      Of course the doctor wouldn’t have that information. Either he was too stupid to ask for the data or you would have been given some bullshit reason about it being confidential.

      These sad sacks are working off a script. And most of them don’t even bother to review the patient’s data before the appointment. They all bitch and moan about how little time they get with the patients, as if they don’t have the free will to work elsewhere or start their own practice.

      Doctors are like any other walk of life- a few smart ones and a whole lot of halfwits up to their necks in debt.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sounds about right

  19. limey

    I watched the recent Out of Frame about Cowboy Bebop. It sounds interesting but maybe not for me.

    • limey

      The soundtrack is cool.

      • Sensei

        I enjoy a fair amount of anime music.

  20. Sensei

    Well, well well…

    Moderna released its first results during an investor phone call and presented slides showing that the mRNA flu shots did generate antibodies — but the levels of those antibodies weren’t higher than those for other flu shots already on the market. They also had more side effects than existing shots.

    https://www.theverge.com/2021/12/10/22828042/moderna-mrna-flu-shot

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It sounds like the mRNA tech is a good thing to keep in the back pocket just in case super Ebola or some similar comes about but for the day to day stuff the old way is better.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Meanwhile, Novavax, which has been locked out of the covid vax club, has had a promising influenza vaccine that’s been delayed due to covid.

    • Drake

      Maybe someday they’ll successfully get a drug or vaccine through a clinical trial – but not soon.

  21. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Ugh, just found out that they’re going to allow Assange’s extradition. Why break a broken man? Oh, and fuck Trump for not pardoning the poor bastard.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s to serve as a warning to the rest of us.

    • Sean

      Brutal.

      Nsfw language.

    • ron73440

      “Use your other accent”

      That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

      • dbleagle

        Is it a documentary? Dang, that was good.

  22. Brochettaward

    I am going to be starting FLM. Firsting Lives Matter. I am recruiting acolytes. I need people who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I thought it stood for Fisting Like Mom.

    • commodious spittoon

      272 in line at MVD. Current number is 237. FML

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      Dude, I ain’t putting my hands in there, no matter how much you want it pulled out.

  23. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    . . . people who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.

    Y’mean, like, blackened?

    LACIST!!!

    • Brochettaward

      We’re gonna break some windows.

      • Brochettaward

        The Anti-Firstites have been emboldened too long. It is time we take matters into our own hands, especially with The First That Will Change Everything coming.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m reminded of a joke about an IBM salesman.

  24. ron73440

    Still in the hospital here, these COVID restrictions are bull shit.

    I haven’t seen my wife since she took me to the ER on Wednesday.

    Maybe I get out on Sunday.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’m sorry. ? Do I recall correctly that the doctors are worried about some post-surgical swelling?

      • ron73440

        Yep, ultrasound tomorrow and the Dr. is fairly optimistic he can let me go Sunday.

        So I’m sitting here watching the ID channel and reading Glibs.

        I’m glad you are all here, really helping when there are no visitors.

      • Sean

        *waves*

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s a whole channel dedicated to intellectual disabilities?

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        CNN

      • Sean

        ?

      • ron73440

        CNN

        Winning comment, right here.

      • rhywun

        LOL!

      • Mojeaux

        ID = watch while cross stitching

        So whatcha in for? I missed it somewhere along the way.

      • ron73440

        Had surgery Monday and woke up Wednesday with significant swelling in the last area a guy would want swelling in.

        It has gotten better, but is still a long way from good.

      • Brochettaward

        Did you at least make use of your abnormally large penis while you had the chance?

      • ron73440

        The swelling is a little south of that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Are you saying that you have a future in twerking?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        THICC.

      • westernsloper

        BALLLS! Nooooo!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Swollen hands isn’t the worst thing that could happen to a person.

    • Sensei

      I didn’t know that. Feel better.

      My dad was in for three days last week and in NJ was permitted visitors.

    • hayeksplosives

      That’s infuriating about the visitation. It’s well documented that having family around dramatically improves recovery time and minimizes mental/emotional stress.

      I do hope you get released soon.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Depends on the family

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        This is, sadly, true. Keeping most of my family away from me would be the best bet to a speedy recovery.

        For them and me.

      • hayeksplosives

        I thought about adding “beloved” in there before family but was too lazy to backspace.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        S’okay. My family’s kinda awful, but they’re not uniquely awful, IYKWIMAITTYD.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Your last name isn’t Tolstoy?

      • ron73440

        My wife is on the helpful side of the leger, though she did say she feels free without having to take care of me.

        Wait a minute…maybe they do allow visitors and she’s lying to me!

      • ron73440

        Thanks, it could be worse, only hurts getting out of bed and back in.

        Also I have my own room, so it is quiet.

        Would be nice if they at least let my wife up, almost feels like solitary confinement at this point.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Which hospital are you at?

      • ron73440

        VA hospital in Hampton

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ah, sorry man.

        I’ve witnessed people escaping that facility on motorized gurneys and still in their gowns just to get to the McDonalds in Phoebus.

      • ron73440

        It’s not that bad, got wifi, decent channel selection, nurses seem attentive, and the food is ok, just flavorless.

        Hospitals all suck I’m sure, but this is my first time overnight since I was 10, so I don’t have a base comparison.

      • rhywun

        food is ok, just flavorless

        Yeah, I was in for an eleven-day stretch last year but fortunately all of my nutrition was intravenous for most of them.

    • Count Potato

      Hope you are feeling better soon.

    • DEG

      Sorry, I hope you get out and recover soon.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Eugyppius really is doing yeoman’s work, isn’t he?

    • rhywun

      Well, that’s depressing reading.

    • juris imprudent

      Interesting reading.

    • limey

      Supermarkets are approaching people with photos from months ago accusing them of not having mask exemptions.

      What the Dickens??

    • hayeksplosives

      My kids went back to school late August. The covid cases in my kids school for this year are as follows:

      -August = 0 cases

      -September = 3 cases

      -October = 5 cases

      -November 1- November 9- 0 cases

      ***November 4 -local injection roll out to 5y-11y***

      -November 9 – November 30 = 11 cases

      -December 1 – December 8 = 13 cases

      Hmmm…

      It is so disappointing for me to see this when these kids were fine for the past 18 months-2 years. Shots roll out, then BAM, like clockwork, cases shoot up. Just a damn shame and so predictable to those of us who have been following the data.

      Is the “vaccine” causing infections?
      Are more infections being found because of more testing?

      Tinfoil hat time: some people have made a LOT of money and/or gained a LOT of power due to the Covid response. Is it too much of a stretch to imagine that creates weighty incentives to deliberately infect people with some other pathogen in the future? Or to prolong the current pandemic?

      • hayeksplosives

        (The block quote passages above are from about 2/3 down the page under the “United States” heading.)

    • whiz

      The map with the strigency index is interesting. Of course the USA is all one color, which leaves out a lot of detailed info. E.g., Hawaii should be about as dark as Canada, but Florida closer to Sweden.

  25. commodious spittoon

    There’s a Venture Bros movie in the works!

    How dare they cancel that brilliant show after only seven seasons.

  26. limey

    juris imprudenton December 10, 2021 at 4:53 pm
    It’s a shitty job, except at Burning Man.

    Is that because all attendees are supposed to hold it in for the duration? Alls I know is BM has rules. I don’t recall how many or whether or not they are all written down, but there are quite specific rules.

    • juris imprudent

      Flippant response to silly [and deliberate] misread of BM.

      Can’t find a link, but there is a song out there with the refrain:

      Burning Man, Burning Man, used to be so cool
      Then they went and fucked it up with all these stupid rules

      Each verse is about some stupid/destructive behavior, that may or may not have been inspired by actual events.

      • limey

        I think I may have read a guide to being a “burner” on TOS, or maybe it was a podcast they did. It didn’t sound like something I’d enjoy.

      • limey

        Ps – hence my own flippant response about Vogonic poop rules for BMers.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, BM has more guidelines than rules to be honest. Rangers don’t enforce nothing, we just try to keep your stupidity from harming anyone not consensually participating in it.

        It is strange that it has such a libertarian origin and has evolved to quite a bureaucracy (that is now turning woke). There’s a lesson in human behavior in that.

      • hayeksplosives

        The lesson in human behavior is that parasites who cannot create or contribute anything of value to society can readily spot individuals/enterprises/activities that do create value, so they find ways to attach to the “host” to feed like the parasites that they are.

      • ron73440

        Well said ‘splosives.

  27. hayeksplosives

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10298137/SECOND-UPenn-swimmer-speaks-against-trans-Lia-Thomas-competing-womens-team-crowd-silent.html

    Lia Thomas is a transwoman (MTF) who is now competing in women’s NCAA swimming races and setting new women’s records along the way. Xer teammates are speaking (anonymously) to the press. As you might have guessed, they are not thrilled with the situation.

    I don’t know what the solution is, but I know this is not it. Because people talk about how the trans community might’ve been marginalized before and this is supposed to be helping, but you can’t help the trans community by marginalizing [biological] women.’

    ‘I know no matter what, biological women will never be on an equal playing field with transgender females.’

    Here’s the giveaway that Lia is not biologically female. She doesn’t know how catty women can be. This is an anonymous teammate:

    ‘When the whole team is together, we have to be like, “Oh my gosh, go Lia, that’s great, you’re amazing.“ It’s very fake,’ she said.