Monday Afternoon Links – Swab Up Nose Edition

by | Dec 27, 2021 | Daily Links | 152 comments

My role model

STEVE SMITH had wayyyyy too much brandied eggnog over the weekend, so I have managed to seize the Links back.

Yesterday, right after I visited my elderly parents (of course) I started running down, hard and fast…cough, aches, runny nose, etc. Fook. I slept 10 hours and went and got the swab up the nose this morning…no rapid tests available and no home test kits anywhere. So, I get to isolate until I get results (24 hours, usually). I kind of hope I have it to get this over with, but I sure don’t want my parents to have any issues. This rambling is a result of my messed up head, and preemptory excuse making for the poor links.

  • Paging Not Adahn, Not Adahn to the red prophesy phone.
  • Maybe New York should listen to this guy.
  • For sportsball trash talk, this is kind of mild.
  • Civil war in Europe sure looks different now.

I am going to go lie down now – go OT all you want.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

152 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I’ve been told not to First. That every ounce of energy needs to be conserved for The First. But like a pregnant smoker, I just can’t stop.

    • Animal

      The first step is admitting you have a problem.

  2. Count Potato

    “but I sure don’t want my parents to have any issues”

    That would be my main concern too.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I think that would be most people’s thoughts too.

      I hope you improve and recover quickly Switzy, along with other glibs whatever their ailment, and your parents are fine. Found out from my folks that three of their friends (and people I’ve known my entire live) ended up the in the hospital recently, and one passed away.

  3. commodious spittoon

    PATRICK ROTHFUSS CONFIRMS NO DOORS OF STONE IN 2022*

    Says he’ll burn it to the ground before he lets you get your god damn hands on it.

    *not really, or at least not yet.

    • Lackadaisical

      Heh, anyone with sense has stopped expecting any more books from him at all.

      • R C Dean

        He wrote a fantasy novel many moons ago (which I read and really liked, but have almost completely forgotten, its been so freakin’ long*). I said I would wait for him to finish the story before I picked it up again. It looks like that ain’t ever gonna happen. He’s written one more, in 2012, and something short about a side character. And . . . that’s it, in 12 years.

        *2009

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Shame. I liked the first two books of the series. Too bad he studied at the George R.R. Martin school of writing series.

  4. Ghostpatzer

    cough, aches, runny nose, etc

    Ouch. Sounds familiar, hope you feel better soon.

    I kind of hope I have it to get this over with, but I sure don’t want my parents to have any issues

    Yup. This is why I am sitting at home while my wife and son are enjoying vacation time elsewhere. Still waiting for test results.

    • Lackadaisical

      Still sounds like a vacation to me…

      • Sean

        Difficulty: He’s in NJ.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Well, sort of…

    • R.J.

      Same here. I took relatives to a Christmas party, on the way home one of them just started coughing uncontrollably on the car. I feel like I can’t take enough vitamins right now. No doubt you just have some other random cold. Annoying, but you will be well.

  5. LCDR_Fish

    Went and got a gum graft this morning – took some skin off the roof of my mouth to graft it on around some of my other teeth to try and stop further gum recession. Should know if it’s taken properly in about a week when they pull the stitches. Drugged me up surprisingly well – for the mouth with no other impacts on driving, etc. Also got some pain pills that I may or may not need to use the next few days.

    Depending how well it works out, I may do a couple more on other areas of my mouth the next year or so….about $450 out of pocket after insurance.

    Don’t mind being on a soft food diet for the next few days, but a little tough not being able to eat anything hot for the first 24 hours or so – wouldn’t mind some soup or hot tea right about now.

    • Count Potato

      I hope you are feeling better soon.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Not too bad right now. Hopefully I can lose some weight this week – try some low impact walking tomorrow after work.

        Don’t think there’s any issues with prescribed medication at work as long as I’ve got the paperwork.

    • Tres Cool

      As someone thats been using “smokeless” tobacco far too long, I suspect that procedure is in my near future.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Never used tobacco – I think some of it is genetic (my Dad has had a few root canals) and also not flossing enough. You can catch it at a point – and strengthen what’s left but they’re not actually replacing it over the exposed tooth root – just grafting it onto the gum below it to try and stop that part from receding.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds horrific, partly because I might have similar in the future. Best of luck on your recovery, don’t mess it up

      • Endless Mike

        Get a Waterpik – it reversed years of neglect on my teeth, way less tedious and more effective than flossing

      • Rat on a train

        I’ve had good checkups since switching to water flossing.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Got a waterpik last year – but I’d already been advised to look into this maybe 8 years earlier – at least since I’d been in the navy.

        Waterpik does help, but still not the most convenient thing to use and I need to use it a lot more.

    • DEG

      A former coworker went through that surgery. He had some bleeding problems afterwards, but once that was taken care of, he was fine.

      I hope your recovery goes well.

    • slumbrew

      Let me know once global warming kicks in

    • Ghostpatzer

      Which one of those is that place you’ve been trying to convince us to buy?

      • Animal

        That one seems to have dropped off the listings. I see the agent’s sign is still up – guess someone may have a contract on it.

  6. Tres Cool

    Feel better, Swissy
    As someone that feels like he’s crossing the finish line after 2 weeks of ‘vid, I pray that even if you’re (+), you have mild symptoms.

    My pCR results from my VA came back as “POSITIVE CRITICAL HIGH” w/e that means.
    Oh, and since I had a check-up at the same VA the week prior, Im pretty sure thats where I picked this up. None of the employees nor my co-workers were sick while I was dying on the couch.

  7. Ted S.

    If Swissy is going to lie down, that means we get to pun with impunity!

    • ron73440

      I’d be careful, there’s a lot of holes in that theory, but I’m gonna stay neutral.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    C’mon. You know you want to.

    Alaska? No fekkin way.

  9. Count Potato

    “Alex Jones’s wife is pictured bleary-eyed in her mugshot after spending Christmas Day in jail following arrest for domestic violence at their Austin home

    Alex Jones’ wife, Erika Wulff Jones, looks somber and tearful in her mugshot taken after being arrested for domestic violence on Christmas Eve.

    Pictured with extra long eyelashes, manicured eyebrows and highlighted hair, Erika was arrested after assaulting a family member at their home in Austin, Texas. It’s not yet clear who the victim is.

    Alex Jones, the Infowars founder who faces financial ruin after losing four defamation lawsuits brought by parents of victims of the Sandy Hook school shooting, said after his wife’s arrest that the incident stemmed from a ‘medication imbalance.’

    Travis County Sheriff’s deputies took Wulff Jones, 43, into custody and booked her into an Austin jail around 8.45pm on Friday.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10348079/PICTURED-Alex-Jones-wife-arrested-domestic-violence-Christmas-Day-Austin.html

    • Tres Cool

      For a british rag, Im shocked they didnt go into detail about what dress she was wearing, and how it paired with her shoes.

      • Chafed

        And where you can buy them.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s not yet clear who the victim is.

      Gay frogs?

    • LCDR_Fish

      The Alex Jones lawsuit thing is pretty crazy. I think Michael Malice or someone else interviewed his lawyer last month. Looks like they’re really going after him for some crazy stuff – I know he disavowed the Sandy Hook truthers when I saw him on Rogan a few years ago.

      • Chafed

        I think that was after the lawsuits were filed.

  10. Count Potato

    “Child COVID admissions to NY hospitals rise FIVE-FOLD as Gov Kathy Hochul urges parents to vaccinate children between the ages of 5-11New York

    Across the state, 70 children were hospitalized with COVID during the week of December 5 to 11, but so from December 19 to 23, that number jumped to 184.

    And in New York City, there were 22 children in the hospitals for COVID from December 5 to 11, but by December 19 to 23 there were 109 children hospitalized with the virus.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10347843/New-York-COVID-hospitalizations-5-500-time-February.html

    “with”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      there’s a lot of missing context in that data

      • rhywun

        I don’t buy anything they say. Not one single thing.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    When did government prosecutors establish themselves as the vehicles for personal vendettas? I was just reading a thing (which I will not link- Detroit Free Press, I believe).

    The prosecutor is raving about how the school shooter kid’s mom was having an affair, which apparently makes her not only ineligible for bail reduction, but definitionally guilty guilty guilty. The fucking guy wants to personally spring the trap.

  12. Count Potato

    “Wuhan Lab Hosts Conference On How To Avoid Lab Leaks.

    The Wuhan Institute of Virology – the laboratory believed to be the source of the COVID-19 pandemic – hosted an international conference advising scientists and research institutes on proper laboratory safety measures”

    https://thenationalpulse.com/2021/12/26/wuhan-lab-hosts-biosafety-conference/

    • Sean

      lulz

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      “D00ds, just don’t do what we did, and you’ll be copasetic.”

    • R C Dean

      Step one: Don’t use Chinese labs.

      Step two: That’s about it, really. We work in a Chinese lab, so nobody should take our advice about proper lab safety measures. Seriously, what are you thinking?

      • Chafed

        I hope that was all in the close captioning.

  13. rhywun

    I either have it, or a head-cold with the same symptoms. Not bad enough to seek help and I don’t care/need to test.

    • Tres Cool

      The primary reason I tested was that the morning I was feeling poorly, I took Tres Ver. 2.0 to school and spent a 30 minute ride with him in my truck.
      And Tres Sr is 82. Despite his being 2X-vaxxed, I wasnt going to be around knowing I had the Slant Syph.

      • rhywun

        Yah, my circumstances are fairly rare. In y’all’s case I would probably test.

      • Raven Nation

        Yeah, I was heading to Christmas with the in-laws both of whom have health issues. And I was in close proximity to a few people the day before.

        I’m also planning on getting an anti-body test at some point, in hope I can use it as a anti-vaxx card.

      • Tres Cool

        #MeToo but I hope my proof of being icky also carries some weight.

      • Raven Nation

        I didn’t get hammered with symptoms like you do. Mine’s been mostly fatigue and brain fog.

      • Q Continuum

        “Slant Syph”

        Genuine LOL.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, I wanted to say “this US Gov’t and Anthony Fauci, NIH-funded, gain-of-function bullshit that was let loose perhaps on purpose or not” virus. But I chose brevity.
        And “Slope Slop” seems coarse to me.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    It baffles SCIENCE!

    We know the virus causes symptoms ranging from headaches, fever and disorientation to nausea and vomiting, and even loss of taste or smell. While scientists continue to piece together who is more likely to get hit with these outcomes, they still lack answers about why some experience serious illness and others don’t.

    Age is definitely the biggest correlation for severe disease, Gigi Gronvall, a senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, told CNET. “But there have been 29-year-olds who have died, children who have died, when all indications suggest they should have had a mild disease course.”

    All indications suggest this claim is transparent bullshit.

    Age correlates. Good, good. What else?

    Class?

    • Sean

      Don’t be fat.

      • hayeksplosives

        Probably “don’t be sedentary” goes along with that.

        But do have allergies (hyperactive immune system seems to help).

        Do have vitamin D and C in your diet.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Don’t be fat. Check.

        Don’t be sedentary. Check.

        Do have allergies. Check.

        Do have vitamin D and C in your diet. Check.

        Don’t be old. Oh, fudge.

      • Ted S.

        Eh, you’re not old like Fourscore.

      • Ghostpatzer

        ? Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I’m eighty-four? ?

      • Fourscore

        I walked behind the snowblower today for 2 hours. I have over a foot of new snow, I could only take a 1/2 a width in a pass, the snowblower couldn’t take a full cut, got bogged down. When I complain to myself (’cause no one else listens) I laugh and plan for tomorrow. I didn’t get finished today and more snow tomorrow. Could be a lot worse.

  15. Rat on a train

    What does Negrodamus predict for 2022?

    • Tres Cool

      Or the Jewish version, Nostril-damous ?

      • rhywun

        Oh, lord. *chuckle*

      • Chafed

        Since you as- hey, wait a minute!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    While researchers have been studying mRNA vaccines “for decades,” according to the CDC, this marks the first time they’ve been made available to the public. Scientists continue to gather information on how effective they are — and how long until their effectiveness begins to decline.

    “We are definitely still figuring that out,” Gronvall said. “We’re seeing that protection wanes earlier than six months, which is why boosters are being recommended at six months.”

    As new variants like the quick-spreading omicron emerge, she added, “whether the booster will be sufficient for a long period of time or not is something we still need to uncover.”

    Needz moar guinea piggiez.

    • rhywun

      “In the meantime please continue to feed us your children for testing lifesaving.”

    • Chafed

      I don’t remember hearing that before giving “informed” consent.

  17. DEG

    Swiss, get well soon.

    Nostradamus’ predictions are intentionally vague and open to myriad interpretations.

    Nostradamus is Bullshit!.

    Paris FC and Lyon were both thrown out of the French Cup on Monday for the hooliganism that forced their December 17 tie to be called off at half-time.

    So the game got interesting?

  18. commodious spittoon

    For a mere five thousand dollars, you too can enjoy a two-night getaway for two (airfare not included) to a Star Wars larping hotel. At least it’s at Disney World, so you’re not required to mask.

    Oh. Ohh…

    Face coverings are required for all Guests (ages 2 and up) in all indoor locations, regardless of vaccination status. This includes upon entering and throughout all indoor attractions and indoor queues and in Disney buses, monorail and Disney Skyliner, regardless of vaccination status. Face coverings are optional for Guests in outdoor areas.

    So come spend a fortune to die of cringe while enjoying no respite from ceaseless Covid hysteria, pleb.

    • Sean

      Nope.

    • commodious spittoon

      I’d sooner go back to the ren faire dressed as a princess. (I went with a bunch of chicks as a last-minute invite, okay)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If a Leia in thrall to Jabba the Hut lookalike is thrown in for a night as part of the deal I’m game.

      • Sean

        You like being choked?

      • Spudalicious

        Who’s doing the choking?

      • slumbrew

        Slave Leia, obs.

      • slumbrew

        I’m going to guess that “Slave Leia” is now “Not OK!” these days.

      • Spudalicious

        I’m in.

    • commodious spittoon

      Dunno about no five grand but I’d pay a cool hundo if they remade Jedi Outcast in a modern engine.

      • commodious spittoon

        Crimony, they remastered Homeworld from two years earlier, and AoE2 is still getting rereleases and expansions almost a quarter century later (!) but I can’t get a Jedi Outcast remake. And for that matter, the NOLF series is in IP limbo because nobody knows who owns the franchise anymore.

    • Gustave Lytton

      They’re doing their damnedest to give guests a feeling of being under Imperial oppression.

    • EvilSheldon

      Leaving him alive might be the worst punishment possible.

    • rhywun

      “she”

      OK, then.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That story has me waffling on my anti capital punishment stance.

      • Chafed

        You’re not alone.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Ixnay on the gloating

    ADDENDUM: Headline in the Washington Post this morning: “Thousands who ‘followed the rules’ are about to get covid. They shouldn’t be ashamed.”

    First, we don’t even capitalize “Covid” anymore? I needed shock treatment before I stopped writing ‘COVID-19’ on every reference.

    Second . . . that’s what we’ve been insisting for a very, very long time. Unsurprisingly, the national media had much less interest in emphasizing this point when southern red states had high rates of Covid-19 infection, but they’re trumpeting it now that northern blue states have high rates of Covid-19 infection.

    Every red blooded American rejoices when bad things happen to bad people, and that’s only fair. But now that Biden voters are getting it, we need to show some compassion.

    • rhywun

      Put another way, we will have lost more Americans to this virus after the vaccines arrived than we did before vaccines were available.

      It’s almost like the “vaccines” don’t actually do what they promised us.

      • commodious spittoon

        Trump’s vaccines were ineffective and unsafe. Thankfully we have Biden and Fauci’s boosters, which are modern medical miracles.

      • commodious spittoon

        Plus, Trump was a piker with his shots. You got one or two, tops. Now you get 4+ boosters, with no end in sight. More shots means more gooder.

    • Fourscore

      There may or may not be some instances that I’d like to forget.. Yeah, yeah, I was asleep/drunk and advantage was taken of me.

    • Fatty Bolger

      He’s a jerk, and she’s not too bright.

      • MikeS

        He’s a jerk soy-boy feminist, and she’s not too bright.

      • MikeS

        However, I give her a pass. I like her can-do attitude.

      • Fourscore

        MikeS, we had a foot plus, dry, tomorrow another 3-4 inches and then it gets cold. I got a lot done today but didn’t get finished. More tomorrow.

      • MikeS

        I should have went out today and started, but I thought I’d wait and see how the wind moved things around. Turns out it moved it around less than I thought. Missed opportunity.

        Looks like we’re going to have a week or more of below zero highs and lows in the -20s. Winter has arrived.

      • MikeS

        No wonder they drink vodka all the time

  20. Jerms

    Just saw on the news that they are saying 2 days before symptoms and 3 days afterward are the days when you are most contagious. Two people in my house have covid and I have been acting as no symptoms=not contagious. Shit changes by the hour.

  21. Sensei

    As somebody that got tinnitus about 2 weeks after the J&J shot I’m shocked on many levels by this story. I’m not claiming causation, but it came two weeks after the shot and has pretty much soured me on any boosters.

    For a musician in New York City, not being fully vaccinated comes at a cost

    1. NYC
    2. Asian
    3. NPR

    Wow… It’s like the trifecta of vaccine proponents and yet they are running this story.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Fucking NPR. Bending over backwards to make it appear they are sympathetic, while simultaneously ramping up the propaganda.

      “And she wants a rethinking of the mandates, especially now that scientists say this coronavirus may never go away.

      It’s something that we have to learn to live with and deal with, and so we need a lot more nuance and flexibility,” she says.

      It’s a tough time to be making such an argument as new cases have hit record highs and more than 800,000 people in the U.S. alone have died from COVID-19. It also appears that things are headed in the other direction.

      And this:

      The irony is that the very thing Moon is trying to protect — her career as a musician — is what’s being held back by her decision not to get a second shot.

      Irony? Fuck off, it is the fascist lockdowners and their media enablers LIKE YOU who are holding back her career. In multiple different contexts you would call this “victim shaming”. In this case, that is exactly correct.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

    • rhywun

      Define “fully vaccinated” you cringing cuntes. Oh, I see Kathy is on the case. Well OK then.

      Beata Moon is not looking for sympathy.

      She should be looking for another residence. And I may join along.

  22. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    Woman who attacked elderly man for not wearing his mask on a flight in the U.S.:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/sit-down-karen-woman-delta-flight-filmed-punching-elderly-man-briefly-removing-mask

    I want her to do HARD TIME. Fuck this “first offense” nonsense. Her candied ass belongs in a federal correctional facility. Mebbe teach the rest of the Karens not to be such sanctimonious cuntes (and also, “Do **NOT** punch elderly people!”). Stupid bitch.

    • Sean

      3 years federal time for her would make me happy.

    • Chafed

      I pity the flight attendants. They shouldn’t have to deal with this garbage.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Ehh, domestic flight attendants have been a major cause of making air travel miserable. I don’t travel often so maybe someone who does can correct me, but it certainly seems like there is a world of difference between flight attendants for American Airlines and something like Korean Air or Qatar Airways.

        I recall an article someone posted here not too long ago where a flight attendant complained that she is a professional positioned on the plane to save your life and not to serve you drinks. Last time I flew, there was a beautiful young lady attendant who was very friendly and nice to everyone. The other was a scowling harridan that embodied the above quote.

      • DEG

        Last time I flew, in the Before Times, foreign carriers’ flight attendants (even in their domestic market) and US carriers flight attendants on international flights were generally pretty good. US carriers domestic flights? Hit or miss.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It was a huge contrast flying business class on FinnAir, landing in JFK, and switching to American.

        It transitioned from clean, friendly, and professional to nasty, inattentive, and snarky.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

        They have an inflated sense of importance.

      • pistoffnick

        “I pity the flight attendants.”

        I don’t. The times I have flown, they were all bossy and aloof.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHTEBBjuKsk

        “You aint nothin’ but a waitress in the sky”

    • commodious spittoon

      If she’d kept here own mask up she’d be in the running for a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

    • rhywun

      You couldn’t pay me to get on a fucking airplane again.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Sadly, it’s pretty much the only way to see our rellies in Normandy and The Netherlands ever again, so at some point I’ll have to. Goddammit.

      • Animal

        We don’t all have the option. My business requires regular air travel, not to mention if we want to see our kids/grandkids, we have to fly to do it – or spend a week driving through Canada.

    • rhywun

      Time’s Person of the Year 2022 deserves more respect than that.

    • mikey

      You’re just taking advantage of the “you’re not the boss of me” mindset around here.
      You are a bad person.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Somebody has been drinking his own koolaid

    Former NFL quarterback turned activist Colin Kaepernick lost out on a lucrative business deal with a social justice-driven lender after he refused to promote the business on national television.

    The failure of Kaepernick’s special-purpose acquisition company (SPAC) Mission Advancement Corp. to finalize a deal with The Change Company, a lender that prioritizes serving minority borrowers, has sparked questions over how much businesses stand to benefit from partnering with the washed-up athlete, according to The Wall Street Journal.

    “The Change Company would proudly consider a partnership with Mr. Kaepernick—yesterday, today, or tomorrow,” Change Company CEO Steve Sugarman said in a statement after the deal ruptured.

    In correspondence with executives at Kaepernick’s firm, Sugarman was more direct.

    “There is a real question about whether there is [a] halo effect that translates into investor dollars,” Sugarman wrote in a December email to Mission Advancement Corp. executives. “We need to question that assumption.”

    ——-

    The proposed merger between Kaepernick’s SPAC and Change fell apart after the prominent activist refused to sit for an interview with George Stephanopoulos on “Good Morning America” in which he could have promoted the minority-focused lender. Kaepernick also refused to do other interviews announcing and celebrating the merger, according to WSJ.

    Contracts is slavery.

    • commodious spittoon

      Performing up to expectations isn’t really on brand for Kaepernick.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Sadly, it’s pretty much the only way to see our rellies in Normandy and The Netherlands ever again, so at some point I’ll have to. Goddammit.

    Bring back tramp steamers.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      The QE2 still sails (or at least it used to, prior to The Pandemic That Changed Everything™) but that still means that we’d have to drive for four or five days just to get to NYC and then spend another 5 to 7 days on the Atlantic Crossing.

      That’s just what I want from the early 21st Century: all of the expense and delay of traveling associated with the first half of the 20th Century. Yay progress.

      • rhywun

        another 5 to 7 days on the Atlantic Crossing

        And you probably have to wear the feedbag the whole way.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Senile quack blathers

    Skyrocketing COVID-19 cases hobbled U.S. airline staff on Monday, causing hundreds of flight cancellations, and prompted the country’s top infectious disease expert to suggest the government consider a vaccine mandate for domestic air travel.

    ——-

    Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top U.S. infectious disease expert, on Monday also recommended the federal government consider a vaccine mandate for domestic air travel.

    “That is just another one of the requirements that I think is reasonable to consider,” Fauci told MSNBC in an interview.

    U.S. President Joe Biden, speaking to reporters on Monday, declined to say whether he endorsed a vaccine mandate for domestic air travel.

    I thought Ballgag Joe already mandated shots for crews. How does a passenger mandate fix that?

    • DEG

      How does a passenger mandate fix that?

      You express doubt in St. Fauci (PBUH)?

      BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!1111!!!!

  26. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I’m on split workday this week. I’m stuck online until 10pm just in case a press release happens on a week that the press office is closed.

    I’m bored and lonely without colleagues to snark with over Google chat.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      And all my favorite Youtubers seem to have taken the week off.

      Guess I’ll go eat worms.

  27. UnCivilServant

    🙁 I burned my bacon.

    • Plinker762

      Kinky

    • The Hyperbole

      buck up little camper.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a little thing. Most days I’d just make annoyed noises, throw it out, and keep going.

        Right now it feels like getting kicked while I’m trying to figure out if I have legs left to stand with.

      • Mojeaux

        Dude, I’m getting worried about you.

      • UnCivilServant

        Some of the problems just need time.

        Others just need answers that won’t come this year.

        very few can be corrected by direct action at this time.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    If there are any wells around here what need to be poisoned…


    President Biden’s chief medical adviser Anthony Fauci on Monday appeared to accuse former President Trump of “poisoning the well” on vaccines during his administration.

    Fauci, during an interview on CNN’s “New Day,” said he was “stunned” after Trump spoke recently about getting a vaccine booster shot and was booed by some supporters.

    ——-

    “Which means that you know, poisoning the well early on about — even not being enthusiastic or outright not pushing — vaccines or discouraging vaccines, now has a lingering effect,” Fauci added.

    The top infectious disease official noted that some of Trump’s most ardent followers are not heeding his calls for people to get vaccinated.

    “Really tells you the strength of the divisiveness in our society, which I’ve always said to me is the biggest stumbling block about getting this pandemic under control,” Fauci said.

    He added that there “is no place for divisiveness politically when you have a classical historical, unprecedented pandemic. I mean, it just doesn’t make any sense.”

    Senile quack needs to be fitted for a straitjacket.

    • rhywun

      He is an evil lying scumbag piece of shit, no way around it.

      • hayeksplosives

        “Really tells you the strength of the divisiveness in our society, which I’ve always said to me is the biggest stumbling block about getting this pandemic under control,” Fauci said.

        Translation: How dare some people have an opinion contrary to my own! If you’re not onboard the Fauci train, you are divisive!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    If those stupid hicks would just kneel down and kiss the hem of my robe and beg me to save them…

    • hayeksplosives

      Cruel sushi essences…my favorite!

      “Champs de Bogart coalesces flirtatious mealy midtones and a water-soluble macademia nut aftertaste in their 1990 Cabernet.”

  30. hayeksplosives

    Tales from Boostertown: J&J edition.

    I reluctantly got the J&J vaccine in June 2021 so I could keep my job as a defense contractor. At the time, I had no evident ill effects at all; just a little pain at the injection site that would be normal just from being stuck with a needle.

    At the time, I thought J&J was better because it was less experimental shot (adenovirus incapable of replicating itself, not one of the mRNA “Let’s see if we can make the patient into an antibody factory!” type). Also, it appeared to be getting pushed less by politicians, and it was one shot.

    Then we get to December and the “Booster! Booster!!” cries increased. My new employer is a contractor for the DoE, so we still have to show proof of vax or get axed. Furthermore, the CEO seems to be a true believer and makes us wear masks (almost no one in my building bothers, but we have them handy just in case) and he has already started making noises about the booster possible becoming compulsory.

    When I saw that the press and politicians are AGAIN expressing doubts about J&J (they didn’t bribe the right people?) I decided to get the J&J booster now before it’s pulled from availability.

    That day (a few weeks ago), I had the shot at 9:30 AM. No problems at all until my husband and I were at dinner and I suddenly felt dizzy, tunnel vision, ear ringing, and generally nauseated. We had to leave. That night I was in so much muscle and joint pain, with creepy-crawly skin and a fever, that I just could not sleep and didn’t want to move. I finally gave up and took a vicodin I’d been saving for a rainy day. That helped a bunch.

    The next day I felt fine, but man, I will NOT get another booster, and i will NOT get a mRNA shot under any circumstances. I suppose my body’s all out war on the booster shot should be a “good” sign that the vaccine took, but now I really dread getting exposed to COVID in the wild lest the reaction be that unpleasant again.

    It just didn’t seem like a healthy experience.

  31. Raven Nation

    Aaand…Australia retains the Ashes. England a/o for 68!

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Go local and/or national sports team!!

  32. Ghostpatzer

    https://www.nj.com/news/2021/12/nj-nursing-home-owner-who-left-17-bodies-in-shed-in-andover-faces-arrest-in-36m-fraud-case-in-arkansas.html

    This POS faced no criminal charges for this in 2020:

    Among the nursing home facilities he owned in New Jersey was the Andover Subacute and Rehabilitation Center in Sussex County, where a makeshift morgue that overflowed with 17 bodies at the height of the COVID pandemic garnered national headlines upon its discovery.

    Moral of the story: It’s OK to fuck over the elderly, but DO NOT deny Caesar his tribute.