Nitemare Hippie Girl
New Age Girl
Stupid Girl
Heroin Girl
Just A Girl
Material Girl
Nasty Girl
Think of more in the comments!
As for the story, the first and second songs, the ones that sent me down the “________ Girl” spiral, always make me think of my favorite passage from one of my favorite novels, The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis. (I have wiped the terrible movie from my mind.)
SEAN Sitting in class, staring at the desk, someone’s carved “Whatever Happened To Hippie Love?” I guess the first girl I kind of liked at Camden was this hippie I met my Freshman year. She was really stupid but so gorgeous and so insatiable in bed that I couldn’t help myself. I had met her once, before I fucked her, at a party off-campus my first term. The hippie had offered me some pot and I was drunk so I smoked it. I was so drunk in fact and the pot was so bad that I threw up in the backyard and passed out in some girl’s car who had brought me. I was embarrassed but not really, even though the girl who drove was pissed off since I lost it again all over the backseat of her Alfa Romeo on the way back to campus, and was jealous since she could tell that the hippie and I had been making eyes at each other all night, and had seen the hippie even kiss me before I left to throw up in back.
I really got to meet her the following term when another person I knew when I first came to Camden (and who had been a hippie but quit) introduced us at a party at my urging. I cringed, mortified, when to my shock I realized I had been in the hippie’s Intro to Poetry Workshop my first term and this girl on the first day of class, so high her head looked like it was on springs, like some doped-up jack-in-the-box, raised her hand and said slowly, “This class is a total mindfuck.” I dropped the class, disconcerted, but still wanting to fuck the hippie.
This was the Eighties, I kept thinking. How could there be any hippies left? I knew no hippies when I was growing up in New York. But here was a hippie, from a small town in Pennsylvania, no less. A hippie who was not too tall, who had long blond hair, features sharp, not soft like one would expect a hippie’s features to resemble, yet distant, too. And the skin smooth as brown marble and as clean. She always seemed clean; in fact she seemed abnormally healthy. A hippie who would say things like, “None of your beeswax,” or commenting on food, “This is really mellow chili.” A hippie who would bring her own chopsticks to every meal. A hippie who had a cat named Tahini.
JIMI LIVES was painted in big purple letters on her door. She was constantly stoned. Her favorite question was “Are you high?” She wore tie-dyed shirts. She had beautiful smallish firm tits. She wore bell-bottoms and tried to learn how to play the sitar but she was always too stoned. She tried to dress me up one night: bell-bottoms, tie-dyed shirt, headband. Didn’t work. It was extremely embarrassing. She said “beautiful” constantly. She didn’t have any goals. I read the poetry she’d write and lied that I liked it. She had a BMW 2002. She carried a bong in a tie-dyed satchel that she had made herself.
Like all rich hippies (for this hippie was extremely wealthy; her father owned VISA or something) she spent a lot of time following The Dead around. She’d simply split school for a week with other rich hippies and they’d follow them around New England, stoned out of their minds, reserving rooms and suites at Holiday Inns and Howard Johnsons and Ramada Inns, making sure to always have enough Blue Dragon or MDA or MDMA or Ecstasy. She’d come back from these excursions ecstatic, claiming that she was indeed one of Jerry’s long lost children; that her mother had made some sort of mistake before she married the VISA guy, that she truly was one of “Jerry’s kids.” I guess she was one of Jerry’s kids, though I wasn’t sure which kind.
There were problems.
The hippie kept telling me I was too stiff, too uptight. And because of this the hippie and I broke up before the end of term. (I don’t know if that’s the real reason, but looking back it seems weird that we even bothered since the sex was so good.) It came to an end one night when I told her, “I think this is not working.” She was. stoned. I left her at the party after we made out in her room upstairs at Dewey House. I went home with her best friend. She never knew or realized it.
The hippie was always tripping, which bothered me too. The hippie was always trying to get me to trip with her. I remembered the one time I did trip with her I saw the devil: it was my mother. I was also sort of amazed that she even liked me in the first place. I would ask her if she’d ever read much Hemingway. (I don’t know why I asked her about him since I never had read that much.) She would tell me about Allen Ginsberg and Gertrude Stein and Joan Baez. I asked her if she had read Howl (which I had only heard about through some crazy class called Poetry and the Fifties, which I failed) and she said, “No. Sounds harsh.”
The last time I saw the hippie I was reading an article on the postmodern condition (this was when I was a Lit major, before I became a Ceramics major, before I became a Social Science major) for some class I failed in some stupid magazine called The New Left, and she was sitting on the floor of the smoking section, stoned, looking at the pictures in the novelization of the movie Hair with some other girl. She looked up at me and giggled then slowly waved. “Beautiful,” she said, turning a page, smiling.
“Yeah. Beautiful,” I said.
“I can dig it,” the hippie told me after I read some of her haiku and told her I didn’t get it. The hippie told me to read The Tale of Genji (all of her friends had read it) but “You have to read it stoned,” she warned. The hippie also had been to Europe. France was “cool” and India was “groovy” but Italy wasn’t cool. I didn’t ask why Italy wasn’t, but I was intrigued why India was “groovy.”
“The people are beautiful,” she said.
“Physically?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
“Spiritually?” I asked.
“Uh-huh.”
“How spiritually?”
“They were groovy.”
I started liking the word “groovy” and the word “wow.” Wow. Spoken low, with no exclamation, eyes half-closed, fucking, how the hippie said it.
The hippie cried when Reagan won (the only other time I’d seen her cry was when the school dropped the yoga classes and replaced them with aerobics), even though I had explained patiently, carefully, what the outcome of the election was going to be, weeks in advance. We were on my bed and we were listening to a Bob Dylan record I had bought in town a week earlier, and she just said, sadly, “Fuck me,” and I fucked the hippie.
One day I asked the hippie why she liked me since I was so different from her. She was eating pita bread and bean sprouts and writing on a napkin with a purple pen, a request for the comment board in the dining hall: More Tofu Please. She said, “Because you’re beautiful.”
I got fed up with the hippie and pointed to a fat girl across the room who had written something nasty about me on the laundry room wall; who had come up to me at a Friday night party and said, “You’d be gorgeous if you were five inches taller.”
“Is she beautiful?” I asked.
She looked up, bean sprout stuck on lower lip, squinted and said, “Yeah.”
“That bitch over there?” I asked, pointing, appalled.
“Oh her. I thought you meant that sister over there,” she said.
I looked around. “Sister? What sister? No, her,” exasperated, I pointed at the girl; mean-looking, fat, black sunglasses, a bitch.
“Her?” the hippie asked.
“Yeah. Her.”
“She’s beautiful too,” she said, drawing a daisy next to the message on the napkin.
“What about him?” I pointed to a guy who it was rumored had actually caused his girlfriend to kill herself and everyone knew. There was no way in hell the hippie could think that he, this fucking monster, was beautiful.
“Him? He’s beautiful.”
“Him? Beautiful? He killed his fucking girlfriend. Ran her over,” I said.
“No way,” the hippie grinned.
“Yes! It’s true. Ran her straight over with a car,” I said, excited.
She just shook her lovely, empty head. “Oh man.”
“Can’t you make distinctions?” I asked her. “I mean, our sex is great, but how can everything, everyone be beautiful? Don’t you understand that that means no one is beautiful?”
“Listen, man,” the hippie said. “What are you getting at?”
She looked at me, not grinning. The hippie could be sharp. What was I getting at?
I didn’t know. All I know was that the sex was terrific.
And that the hippie was cute. She loved sweet pickles. She liked the name Willie. She even liked Apocalypse Now. She was not a vegetarian. These were all on the plus side. But, once I introduced her to my friends, at the time, and they were all stuck-up asshole Lit majors and they made fun of her and she understood what was going on and her eyes, usually blue, too blue, vacant, were sad. And I protected her. I took her away from them. (“Spell Pynchon,” they asked her, cracking up.) And she introduced me to her friends. And we ended up sitting on some Japanese pillows in her room and we all smoked some pot and this little hippie girl with a wreath on her head, looked at me as I held her and said, “The world blows my mind.” And you know what?
I fucked her anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMuZbxfFpfE
The royal potato gets it.
This was my second choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDWhoeM72YM
I figured it should be plural.
I’m surprised YouTube hasn’t pulled it down. It has bad words and bad thoughts.
Oh young Gwen….and to think, that whole album is written about her breakup with her bandmate.
I much prefer the other side for songs about breakups with Gwen.
Better break up song when its a Gwen
Do you ever think about how much the guys in No Doubt must hate being called ‘the guys in No Doubt?’
Also, the guys in No Doubt formed a synthpop group with Davey Havoc from A.F.I., called Dreamcar. They’re pretty good.
Old punk A.F.I. or whinny depressing AFI?
American Film Institute
larf
ES: yes, as one is a name on The Simpsons credits. Damn dementia…
er, brother thereof. QED.
Euro-Trash Girl
Surfer Girl
Shit. I thought of that one when I got the idea and forget about it. Good one.
That’ was also track # 69 on the original CD. You had skip all the way to get to it.
She’s like heroin to me
https://youtu.be/FOkG_lW3pUg
Ah yeah, good one…that whole damn album’s great.
Indeed, great album. I love this amazing fan made video.
Sex Beat
That’s cool. Zwak approved.
Nowhere Girl
Classic ?
An often requested song on 91X.
And CFNY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mLFiAYtI9I
Girls
Punk rock Girl,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4
Great song
If you don’t know about Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’.
WELL NO WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED
Girl You Know It’s True
https://youtu.be/RdSmokR0Enk
A moldy oldie, just so I can beat Ted’S to the punch: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upgGdt4ZAw0
My first thought was this.
Finally some class (of about ’55), Thanks GT, even if my name isn’t Bobbie
Another classic just for you, 4(20): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-efs62E0SE
Thanks GT, Late ’50s-early ’60s I spent some time in NJ, all the youngsters were Four seasons/Frankie Valli fans
Skinhead Girl
Not what I was expecting at all.
Not all skins are Oi skins.
Some are Hajis
Women…that used to be girls.
That takes me back.
About a Girl
Good Girls, Bad Guys
Practically Shakespearean.
Hollaback Girl
Allowable…but suspect due to repeat artist
Am I being detained?!
And I believe she explicitly says that “I ain’t no hollaback girl.” The very lyrics of the song negate the title.
And of course, that this song is “B-A-N-A-N-A Bananas.”
“I guess she was one of Jerry’s kids, though I wasn’t sure which kind.”
LOL
“I Love Little Girls” by Jeffrey Epstein, errr, Oingo Boingo:
https://youtu.be/2d6coarzPsQ
Winner winner. I was making my way there and you win sir. Well played.
Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fr1iyhkyVs
I guess this qualifies.
Enjioy!
Girl Afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxcJa4rYyq4
Some Girls are Bigger than Others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_aW25wZ4Bc
No doubt true but are some girl’s mothers really bigger than other girl’s mothers?
Don’t we have something of an expert on this subject around here?
And after a quick check, two other girls:
Goth Girls
Catholic Girls
Girl from Ipanema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVdaFQhS86E
Sad country girl
Cool link, bro!
Runs away crying….
Girls!Girls!Girls!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBHIpcLwg6s
Fastest Girl in Town
Beautiful girl
Was expecting the number from Singing in the Rain.
Some more…
Jet Girl
Rude Girl
Gwen or Shirley?
Shirley
There is no doubt.
Hullo mah baby!
I can’t find the annotated relevant page I found oncest, so I leave you with this (they miss Eireann and Harry): http://blog.b92.net/arhiva/node/3270.html
uh, wait, lemme get this chord…
hooray, anchor tags. http://blog.b92.net/arhiva/node/3270.html#comment-78227
It was all about the histories of those 7-8 songs. “Hello” was a c— song.
I see what you did there.
/insert a Mae West retort here
That hippie story is a bit of a mind fuck.
Charleston Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvKZw4a2hUI
Of course….The One And Only Girl
I love Tyler in a platonic, manly way.
/sigh. Gilmore’d it.
It….is funny here 🙂
“Just a Girl” not No Doubt:
https://youtu.be/dSSxfht6IdI
Honorable mention for San Francisco’s own Yeastie Girlz – https://youtu.be/9iTVs3wemEY
Wow, deep cut.
Jessie’s Girl
As far as I know, still the only pop song with the word “moot” in the lyrics.
That’s how you know the song’s totally classy.
Who is the best punk drummer? I am going with Josh Freese from the Vandals
If you’ll allow that Green Day was at one time punk (and I’m 50/50 at best on that question), then Tre is the best punk drummer.
I learned to play emulating Tre.
If there is now an ‘approved’ pill for COVID, how can a vaccination mandate exist?
Whatever…
Actual punk? Bruce Slesinger (“Ted” from the Dead Kennedys)
If Blondie is punk, then Clem Burke.
Blondie’s punkish new wave.
Clem Burke is a hell of a drummer.
OK I am going to get WAY up on my high horse and just say it:punk isn’t a musical style, it’s outsider art. Blondie? Punk. Green Day? Not punk.
Punk was dead by the time hard core hit, as all the innovative sounds were drowned out. No more Television, Ramones, Talking Heads, X, all sounded different, but now it all sounded the same.
May not meet a strict definition of punk, but Garrett Shavlik of The Fluid. If that gets DQ’ed, Earl Hudson from the Bad Brains is pretty goo.
d.
Chris Finney from Urine Trouble.
Bill Stevenson of the Decendents and Black Flag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFiD2yzT8TQ
OK, good drummer, but CWAA.
Nice…so talent exists in the punk realm.
That guy from Alice Bowie.
That Special Girl
Fat Bottomed Girls
Who’s that girl?
Freedom girl.
According to the White House, we are all in this together unless you make a medical decision for yourself that goes against what they want.
Get bent, you little fascists.
“FDA approves first pill to treat COVID after Pfizer’s oral medication reduced hospitalizations by 88% in key study
U.S. health regulators on Wednesday authorized the first pill against COVID-19, a Pfizer drug that Americans will be able to take at home to head off the worst effects of the virus.
The Food and Drug Administration issued emergency authorization for Pfizer’s Paxlovid, a pill that is available by prescription only and should be initiated as soon as possible after diagnosis of COVID-19 and within five days of symptom onset.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10337029/FDA-approves-pill-treat-COVID.html
Pfizermectin…
Lemme guess. It costs a hundred times more and works half as well as invemectin or cloroquine.
Dunno. Dr. Drew seems to think it’s a good deal and more effective on the whole (being clinically targeted to a specific virus)….but who knows. I think this one may include 2 different antivirals so it’s supposed to be harder to mutate around than other individual antivirals.
$529 per course
https://www.precisionvaccinations.com/2021/11/18/pfizers-covid-19-oral-antiviral-cost-529-course
You’re dead on.
Still, way cheaper than going to the hospital.
Not the point
Well, what is the point? New drugs are always expensive.
The point is there are studies that off-brand, cheaper drugs that are on the market are being vilified/banned for Pharma to introduce a name brand drug.
The problem is that most doctors won’t prescribe those.
So if this drug works as advertised, then that’s a very good thing.
The problem is that the pharmas now run the FDA, CDC, and the rest. What your doctor prescribes you is no longer based on what will cure you and/or what you can afford. It is based solely on what will make a pharma the most profit.
That may very well be true, but patients face the reality that exists, not the way things should be.
Fuck Big Pharma, and fuck the MD’s. The treatment is expensive, but at least MD’s are likely to prescribe it. That’s the good news. The bad news is the number of people who may have died due to the deliberate suppression of available medications.
And they likely won’t give it to any of the unvaccinated — y’know, the same people they claim are probably gonna need it most.
The Tank Girl you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DEGl_5cWTI
The Tank Girl to fight your battles.
Girls with tanks
“‘Sex is a powerful drug’: James Franco reveals he’s been in treatment for sex addiction for the last five years as he breaks his four-year silence on sexual misconduct allegations, admitting he was ‘blind to people’s feelings'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10336629/James-Franco-gives-interview-sexual-misconduct-allegations-2018.html
/humblebrag
I mean…I am sure my wife would play her “fantasy” card on him, so….good on you bro!
Yeah, the guy didn’t exactly get hit with the ugly stick.
It’s gonna be a cold Christmas in Germany.
https://www.rt.com/russia/543844-yamal-europe-pipeline-halt/
Meanwhile in clown-world
https://www.rt.com/business/543866-germany-nuclear-phaseout-energy-crisis/
It’s ironic RT published it.
Mark’s Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hqxzJlEsA
“Ok, next shot. Randy, I want you to stick your hand down the front of your shorts. Tim, you squat down with your face by his dick.” “Um, I really wanted to stand up and look tough like the other guys.” “Well, make a fist or something to indicate you aren’t about to blow him.”
Try again
If there is now an ‘approved’ pill for COVID, how can a vaccination mandate exist?
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/new-data-show-omicron-hospital-risk-significantly-lower-delta-fda-approves-pfizer-covid
FYTW?
Another Girl (no sound): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_Qu6Jl3S0
LOL. A small world! We ran into the groom and bride from the wedding we attended in Wisconsin last weekend… on a beach in Key West. I knew they were heading to FL but didn’t know where.
Dont take pictures or make a video and enjoy!
Wow. Everyone must have been “WTF!?”
Pfizer CEO is asshoe.
On Lex Friedman’s podcast, Pfizer CEO, Albert Bourla (with almost zero self-awareness) blames vaccine hesitancy on a small group of influencers that he suggests profit from people’s anxiety.
“They have make business for them, to profit off this anxiety”.
I think I heard Ol Joe try to throw out a free market message saying why would a company make a product that would harm its consumers. I think it was his speech yesterday.
Why would a company making a harmless product need immunity from being sued?
Why would a company making a harmless desired product need the government to force everybody to use it?
I was off…he said:
He was talking about people going against the government narrative. I was so close.
Why would a government spend tax dollars developing killer viruses?
Is there a Pfizer drug to fix that?
They already have Zoloft but I expect the Government to come out and say it is the only approved Long Covid treatment.
Get back to me when influencers are making $2 billion a year on this.
The Perfect Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2aHiv1cZvI
Beautiful Girls
https://youtu.be/9Vw6Qbn4TY8
Reposting from last night for the day shift:
https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1473362460673515527?t=CNkQZLHY23U-C_0BhSJsDg&s=19
Long thread on likelihood of Russian “intervention” in Ukraine in the near term.
…..*sense of impending dickstomping intensifies*
Russia released a stern list of demands to prevent this from happening and we should negotiate with them on these points in good faith but it they’ve ultimately decided to invade we need to stay the hell out. I think they’ve decided to invade if at least a large part of those conditions aren’t considered and met but it’s not written in stone yet.
Not much there to disagree with.
My link above – Russia just shut off the gas to Germany as a warning to the new government there. They can double down like typical asshole western politicians, or they can stay warm this winter – not both.
Yeah, I saw that. I can’t believe they didn’t put off shutting down the German reactors at least through the winter. Inconceivable!
That tsunami could roll through Germany at any moment.
That’s the Crowdstrike guy, so I take it with a grain of salt.
Here’s one followup on the same thread:
https://www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/putin-moves-ominously-toward-ukraine/
‘…American PMC is preparing a provocation using chemical components in Donna’s.’
Why not just have a bunch of American terrorists shoot up a Russian airport? It would be about as believable…
California girls.
A homage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTs0EBCdPmk
Neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6YD4rjVIO8 Sorry if repeat.
Beercan from Mellow Gold rocks.
What would Jesus do?
The Most Reverend Justin Welby, the top bishop in the Church of England, said that getting vaccinated is a “moral issue” which should supersede personal desires or rights.
“It’s not about me and my rights to choose, it’s about how I love my neighbour. Vaccination reduces my chances — doesn’t eliminate — but it reduces my chances of getting ill and reducing my chances of getting ill, reduces my chances of infecting others,” Welby told ITV news on Tuesday evening.
“It’s very simple, so I would say yes, to love one another as Jesus said, get vaccinated, get boosted,” he added.
Love = vaccination status now? We are watching the last bastions of Christianity being taken down from whitin.
Meh, it’s the Church of England. Yes Prime Minister explains:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nrZBtKWSfs
Pope wasn’t that far off either and other protestant sects are saying the same thing. Free will apparently only goes so far.
Probably heal everyone with covid then chase that guy out of the church with a whip.
^This, conflating love thy neighbor with vaccination is so damn stupid and calculatingly manipulative that it boggles the mind.
I noticed The Most Reverend has not invited a gaggle of homeless people to live with him. Ergo, he doesn’t love his neighbor.
Not allowed in his lease?
(Where does he live, srsly?)
I assume in a parsonage in England owned by his church.
I knew I should have asked the guys at the Jewish House. ?
I figured some olde lodging in either London or Canterbury but wasn’t curious enough to look it up.
American girl:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIhb-kNvL6M
RIP Tom.
Dum Dum Girl
You might get anal if Ass Wednesday has a few too many at the office Christmas party.
https://archive.md/rfpb0
I want to attend your office party, cowboy.
I was going to post Girls on Film, but I see they’ve completely reedited the video to take out most of the boobies. Yet they left in the white lady riding the black guy like a horse…
I didn’t know that George Lucas got into music video re-releases.
It is an edit of Lucasian proportion
I kept thinking, as I was watching it: “I thought there were chicks sliding up and down a beam covered in whipped cream”*
*there were, in the original edit
Go on…
Here’s the original with an absolutely atrocious cover of the song over it. Compare it to the “official” version on Duran Duran’s Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MflvMgRTGmg
Fuck off, you limey cunte.
Tony Blair says “if you’re not vaccinated… you’re an idiot.”
And if you believed Iraq had WMDs…you’re an idiot. This is fun
He’s a Bush lapdog with massive blood on his hands and his opinion on, well anything really, is worth less than nothing.
Fat Girl
https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw
Living the meme.
Same day. Three different Democrats testing positive. Three virtually identical public statements. Nothing to see here…
Coordination? That’s just paranoid…
They all independently came to the same conclusions, which proves that it’s TRUTH and SCIENCE!
I’d bet money that they asked their party leadership for guidance on statements. They know their place.
Glad Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZsi9uEOJLg
Country Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZt6aXSIdhw
Country Girl, ah think yer prettee– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7fp3Ui5bTQ
OMD > CSN
ou forgot the Y.
Girl from the North Country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je4Eg77YSSA
West Country Girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VsKuRiZXIk
“Material Girl” – back when Madonna was good looking.
+1 Body of Evidence
What? How can this be? King Walz has the Rona!
Chalk up one more “I’m sure it would have been worse without the Vax” success story.
Vaccination or not, your son, as long has they are relatively healthy, would have experienced the same exact response.
Interesting that in such a short period, all our high ranking politicos are coming down with the vid…..curious indeed.
I can’t leave the house without my tiger repellant. There’s tigers out there!
Rebel Scum on December 22, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Living the meme.
Same day. Three different Democrats testing positive. Three virtually identical public statements. Nothing to see here…
Worst. Orgy. Ever.
Three weeks ago the TV was loaded with propaganda for boosters. Now that the lapdogs are boosted they’re testing positive for the rona.
Getting boosted is like taking last years flu jab. All it can do is promote antibodies against a strain that isn’t going around, thus making you more susceptible to the strains that are.
Stupid stupid stupid.
This far in and this was overlooked? I throw stones at you!
See #1
There’s someone for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN_VwMb8m2M
Part of Chi-Town’s announcement that it is reinstating segregation
Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
@chicagosmayor
To put it simply, if you have been living vaccine-free, your time is up. If you wish to live life as w/the ease to do the things you love, you must be vax’d.
This health order may pose an inconvenience to the unvaccinated, and in fact it is inconvenient by design.
At least she didn’t lie to me.
So it really is pee.
Meaning I can’t go into my gym. Meaning I’ll be less healthy because I’m not exercising. Meaning I’ll be more susceptible to a negative effects from covid if I get it again.
Thanks Mayor. Now please Fuck off Slaver.
I’ll have to see what the nearby suburbs are doing.
Summer girls
88 lines about 44 women
https://youtu.be/jeymW6GTDeY
So close….but you are soooooooooo late
Better late than never…..
Cinnamom Girl
Torpedo Girl
Cornflake Girl
Diamond Girl
How you do that?
I was just reminiscing about no. 3.
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns!! Very Glib.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fyr0zbaFyE
No one gets between me and my AK?
Playskool Unveils Vaccinate Me Elmo Doll
“My friends sister won’t let him see his niece and nephew for Christmas because he’s unvaccinated so he sent the kids these gifts lmfao I’m dying.”
https://twitter.com/TigerLilyHarv/status/1473354387015802880
LOLOLOL
Nice.
Perfect response, Larf!
LOL. Percussion isn’t that bad, should have sent a violin for maximum torture. Violins are a bit pricey, however.
My new hero.
What? No Obama Girl?
Everyone is sharing music. Interesting selection.
This song does not have a titular girl, but there is a girl in it. Some of the music from twenty years ago I still actually like: https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRENvBT7qR4
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California Girls:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2lvcdKSdU
Bad Girls
I was/am NOT a disco fan; but Donna Summer… holy shit. Wife dragged me to a show at Westbury Music Fair in the early ’90s. I whined incessantly for the week leading up to it, and then apologized profusely for the week following. Great pipes, even better live.
Thank Giorgio, and Electronica,
Cinnamon Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMMUcHHD6ZY
Advice for the Authoritarians – 9 Helpful Suggestions
The White House’s Message of Death and Illness – Seasons Greetings!
Girl from the North Country
Soundtrack for an Animal story?
Hmm…
How could we have overlooked this one???
As probably the #1 Glib fan of Van, I am ashamed.
I make my amends thus!
“Up yours, grandad!” https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094336/mediaviewer/rm364100609/
Because it’s really about a female’s anus?
. . .
Wait, wasn’t I supposed to point that out?!?
Brown Eyed Girl
‘…making love in the green grass
behind the stadium…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je4Eg77YSSA
Damn you, GT!
American Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2nbHpF7-qk
Well she was an American girl
Raised on promises…
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“Remember way back in July when I was banned by Twitter for saying that mandates were coming, vaccines weren’t working as promised and they’re gonna demand we all take boosters? ”
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1473282186614816769
Barbie Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
I used to torture my daughters with that one if they were late for breakfast.
Let’s go Party!
Idk how that one slipped my mind.
That song is a crime against humanity.
I think it’s funny.
high five, my Lord.
Better version.
I could do this all day….
Cynical Girl
September Gurls
Rebel Girl
Georgy Girl
Gas Girl
By request:
Obama Girl
Rich Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsloJmMbis
You can rely on the old man’s money
Screwed up Georgy Girl…..
Georgy Girl
Good movie.
????!!
Forever Your Girl
Is plural allowed?
Good Girls Go Bad
Jump for the Girl!
Girls
Good discussion on dirty cops in CA.
https://www.nationalreview.com/podcasts/national-reviews-radio-free-california-podcast/episode-204-california-is-a-menace-ii-society/
YO! to TPTB: Is it possible to reschedule my article coming out? I’d like to be around for comments–it’s scheduled for 7pm on Christmas Eve (not the best time to begin with) but for me that’ll be Xmas morning and I’m going to a potluck, ex-pat brunch where I’ll be making green bean casserole.
I’ll email Tonio later about it but I’ve gotta bounce off….Thursdays are the long ones. Good news: Koreans have a solstice tradition (not major) and I’m gonna get to bring that up for my young kiddos and show some other Swedish and Persian dishes that are solstice-based. Gotta find what you can.
Peace out, y’all!
I passed it on.
West End Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
Neil Tennant’s lip game is strong. He must have been using an ultra-moisturizing stick.
If WEG were a snake it would have bitten me.
Goodbye Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG_vo3gevhc
I’m not wearing any clothes, but I’m decent.
Thank you.
Some girls,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKOr0yzZcro
Some Girls
A band with catchy pop hooks and totally fucked up lyrics.
Oh, that’s a good one.
Local Tucson group in the 1978-82 time frame singing about his girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhJLqeAUcA0&list=PLNYmdQdM1ivtrRcoY9ib91wERiD8FZVYJ&index=14
Since it is Wednesday, I will host a zoom from sunny Florida. Starts at 8pm Eastern.
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85746365361?pwd=bW9FUzE0emJrWDZEMk5RVEMrV3Zzdz09
Thread’s been up for two and a half hours – are we finally Ready for the Sex Girls?
https://youtu.be/Ku5sdcnQO4I
NERD!!!!! Gotta rewatch that movie, it’s been a while.
This is probably already been covered – OMWC’s inspiration.
OMWC’s Inspiration
I was expecting this
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I’ll go out on a bit of a limb and say this would be OMWC’s contribution to the list.
I’m late. Has this one been brought up?
Ah, another that I don’t think has been called up.
Nor has this for our fans of Thicc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU
Beatles had only three girls titles? do I count correctly?
Bored x3 makes me think of Long Long Long.
Did anyone else have Bonnie?
Someone mentioned OMD?
Yass!
My Girl:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ff2Z0Dq2sg
Gun Street Girl
Jersey Girl
They’re calling you the Chelsea Girl
I don’t think I saw this mentioned yet.
Speaking of geographic girls.
The only thing that interests me…
Great theme and of course I missed it.
Kabuki Girl.
Choir Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO4lvUHr-r0
Working Girls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiftcT5Zb2A
Other kind of working girl.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/12/democrat-us-rep-mary-scanlon-carjacked-robbed-gunpoint-south-philly-district-broad-daylight/
Karma.
Turn about is fair play.
*sigh*
The “reforms” mentioned in the inner link*, if accurately reported**, don’t seem beyond the pale.
Surely there is a middle ground between criminal-friendly radical Dems and copsucking Republicans, and which doesn’t include snarking about a carjacking.
*”ban federal police from using chokeholds”, “do away with no-knock warrants in drug cases”, “make it easier to penalize police for misconduct”
**a big if, I know
The thing that drives me nuts is that everyone thinks there is some magical non-violent solution to violence. I am all for attempting to de-escalate or whatever it takes for someone to not get killed by the police, but every time a cop uses a supposedly non-violent solution, there is some non-zero chance that it will go wrong. Tazers, chokeholds, whatever; all can go pear-shaped in the blink of an eye. And if you replace something that works most of the time, such as the old LAPD chokehold, it will be replaced with something that can be just as bad, such as the clubbing that was used on Rodney King.
Illinois Democrat Senator Carjacked, Gunshots Fired in Chicago
It was a bunch of MAGA hat wearing white supremacists what done it.
It doesn’t have “girl” in the title, but screw it; it’s about a girl
Shit’s getting real, yo.
https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2021/12/22/illinois-democrat-senate-leader-kimberly-lightford-gets-carjacked/
Shit, two, in one day? In Philthadelphia and Illinois? I’m getting an impressive schadenboner.
If you feel omicron coming on, go for a walk. Meet friends for cocktails. Become a tuba player for a college football team. Don’t just sit home and mope about it cuz that’s how you’ll get sick.
It’s a bold treatment plan. How do you feel about consuming LD50 levels of natto to kill the virus?
So I can smell like the employee toilet at soap land? I
Oddly specific.
Factory girls
Glad they are still with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YC3sTbAPcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2zOE0IMy8
Think this has been missed.
https://youtu.be/sVdaFQhS86E
I’m on an elevator as I clicked that. How meta.
Hole?
Straff!
How are ya man?
Busy, but good. You Scruff?
Hanging in there. Holidays are weird.
Whole?
Yep, the whole thing.
I had to search the thread because I can’t believe nobody got this one. Tundra, I am disappoint.
Sushi Girl
https://youtu.be/E_QGolK1oJQ
Bravo!
He also didn’t post any Redd Kross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IukAQaJx-oU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38pYVplVU6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xWYfAf-lk4
I’VE BEEN WORKING!
But kick ass song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQvGVBnThvI