ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ OBSERVES THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE BEEN GOOD. THEREFORE, HE GIFTS YOU WITH THE LINKS! GO FORTH AND COMMENT! OH, AND REMEMBER THE BASICS…THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL. RIGHT?
- ZARDOZ FINDS LOOTING ONLY MARGINALLY USEFUL. NEEDZ MOAR CLEANSING.
- ENOUGH OF “CASES“! WHERE ARE THE DEATHS?! ZARDOZ HAS DISAPPOINT.
- AHH, THE USSR KNEW HOW TO GO FORTH AND KILL! ZARDOZ MISSES IT.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!
“THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL. RIGHT?”
Why not the both?
Penis-gun?
Gun-penis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg
I expected https://youtu.be/4kU0XCVey_U
https://youtu.be/pZ5FpXLOh-Q
ONLY THE VALIANT WARTY HUGEMAN MAY WIELD THE DOOMCOCK OF DOOM!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS QUESTIONING CHOSEN ONE. ARE YOU FREDERICK NIETZSCHE’S GHOST OR SUCH? ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
HAIL ZARDOZ!
I mean…
OMG EDIT FAERY, YOU BASTARD
ZARDOZ HAS NOT ABUSED TPTB AS FRIEND STEVE SMITH HAS. ZARDOZ MAY REQUEST AID FROM THE EDIT FAIRY. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Better
https://s.hdnux.com/photos/45/14/03/9748724/3/ratio3x2_1200.jpg
*edit fairy differs*
“Looting and burning destroyed the stores, according to state news agency SUNA. On Wednesday, gunfire could be heard near the warehouse, a resident told Reuters.”
So basically, Muslim Portland?
Or just Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago…we have marginally better roads.
Nope. South Sudan is majority Christian.
THIS WAS “SUDAN”, NOT “SOUTH SUDAN”. NOT THAT ZARDOZ CARES FOR BORDERS…AS LONG AS THERE IS CLEANSING.
“However, figures did not include numbers from Scotland and Northern Ireland, due to reporting practices over the holidays.”
So you are saying they were drunk?
“On Tuesday, the United States set a record high for single-day COVID-19 infections, with 441,278 new cases. ”
All those vaccinations are doing great.
My god, the piles of corpses are going to reach the sky.
The funeral pyres are going to light the night sky.
And then this…
Just in time for the mid-terms, since everyone is burnt out on CoVID.
And the flu happens yearly. Wait till they bring back Anthrax or Ebola.
There is a fungus among us! Deaths will be mushrooming! All hail ZARDOZ!
That pun is terrible. And to think I used to consider you a fun-gi.
FROM YOUR LIPS, TO THE VORTEX’S EAR!
“Single-day” record, encompassing 3? 4? 5 days because of the holiday weekend and observed holidays?
Yes. I heard a report that even said “single-day record, but note, there was a 4 day backlog due to the holiday” and breezed right over that still trumpeting the dire news.
Context, shmontext.
Exactly. 2 years into this thing you’d think reporters would understand this and report accordingly. Either they are stupid or mendacious. Or both.
I was shocked last night on MSNBC, the host started talking about a New York headline that scared everyone.
Headline was about a 325% increase in child COVID hospitalizations. Host says he looked into it and the increase was from 22 to 100 something in a city of 10 million. Direct quote: “Context is important”
My first thought: Since when?
Plus Jennifer Rubin is concerned we are counting cases and giving that too much importance.
I don’t know what’s going on anymore
“This is beginning to reflect poorly on Democrats, and the impact is reaching their urban snob base!
THEREFORE, HE GIFTS YOU WITH THE LINKS!
Beggars can’t be choosers.
I am still looking for a Tavor 7. I should have bought one I saw at the Oaks Gun Show. But no… I didn’t want to pay sales tax.
The United States, Britain, France and Australia are among countries reporting record high COVID-19 cases as Omicron surges around the world.
Fear porn doesn’t impress me.
And we have fans of a mass murderer. OK.
The KGB could teach the LARPers how to stage an unsuccessful coup. Imagine Biden standing on a tank rallying the faithful as the Capitol burns in the background.
Imagine Biden standing…
“THE USSR KNEW HOW TO GO FORTH AND KILL”
and this idiot still exists,
https://www.19fortyfive.com/2021/12/john-bolton-now-is-the-time-for-nato-to-stand-up-to-russia/
Bolton, that warmongering piece of shit.
I say hand him over to Putin in exchange for something, like maybe some good caviar or a nuke.
Imagine the Rape Tunnel, “Dmitri, I have a present for you!”
/Dimitri has a walrus fetish….
You’re asking for a lot in return.
Paraphrasing due to evil image-text: “In Estonia you can do everything on your smart phone now”
Does that include the vax passport they use to ban you even from food shopping? *swoon*
Or was that Lithuania? I forget.
That’s the big downside with making it easier to do business online. It makes it easier for government to implement more rules and regulations and to enforce them.
On Tuesday, the United States set a record high for single-day COVID-19 infections, with 441,278 new cases.
The new spike surpasses the 252,776-case record, set last January.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Delta variant accounted for 41.1% of cases, while Omicron accounted for 58.6%.
Give or take 50%.
Those fucking clowns don’t have any idea which is what.
These vaccines are so effective. Literally, a miracle of modern medicine.
I told my boss I was sick and – surprise! – the first question was “Did you get tested?”
Everyone who gets the sniffles is running to the nearest test now. Plus many more who are “required” to test for whatever reason.
This, after last summer the messaging was “don’t bother testing if you’re not sick”.
It is a mystery where these numbers are coming from.
Yeah, it’s crazy. Son got sick and had to get a test for work. We got to the local urgent care before they opened and there was already a line like it was black Friday or they were selling PS5’s or something. 7 hours of waiting for his turn to be tested. And it was negative.
Wow.
I will be on Day 3 of waiting for my @#$%ing test result tomorrow morning.
That’s absurd.
You’ll be well by the time you get your results. I am improving so I assume I only had standard snuffles.
I’d like to get some sleep, and my sense of smell and taste back. The coughing has died down and I am a bit less fuzzy-headed.
I have lost all respect for the medical profession (some individual docs excepted). My provider has a “portal”, the idea is that you message them with your symptoms and they will respond, perhaps even with an appointment if you’re lucky. They have apparently modeled their service on the police – by the time they get around to you you’re already dead. Still waiting for a response, in the meantime I got a home Covid test (“free”, from PRNJ). No results from that, either. I figure if I have a negative test, a doctor MIGHT be willing to see me.
I was shocked that my test came back negative.
Twitter permanently Suspends mRNA Vaccine Inventor Dr. Robert Malone – The Day Before He Goes on with Joe Rogan
That is a Rogan interview I’d watch – if it isn’t censored.
Or, “bans”.
I’m surprised it took this long.
Twitter is functionally controlled by a few large private equity and hedge fund firms. They’re going to protect Pfizer.
It’s a business model that only works when you’re a connected global-elitist. No normal business is banning content providers and shitting on their subscribers for saying completely truthful things.
Wow.
That should be leading all of the network news… That is a huge story…..
Except….
They are all colluding and a part of the same team.
“We all knew it would happen eventually.
Today it did. Over a half million followers gone in a blink of an eye. That means I must have been on the mark, so to speak. Over the target. It also means we lost a critical component in our fight to stop these vaccines being mandated for children and to stop the corruption in our governments, as well as the medical-industrial complex and pharmaceutical industries.
So, please spread the word – share this on your own twitter feed or whatever social media venue you wish.”
https://rwmalonemd.substack.com/p/permanently-suspended-on-twitter
I can’t find the bullshit reason twiiter gave.
Crowder did a good job exposing his issues with the ban hammer. He posted the actual complaint… Which was great because the left the reason blank.
“your account has been suspended because ______________ ”
Hence, the lawsuits.
Gavin McGuinesss got the same thing.
A case is twenty four cans.
But what about 30 packs? Tres and I swear by them,
#metoo
Is that metric or English units?
African swallow.
Laden or unladen?
Ozy, you may like this.
https://stevekirsch.substack.com/p/how-the-game-is-played
We have at the top:
Just for the record, here is the secret memo that Tony Fauci sent to world leaders clearly explaining the Ground Rules of the pandemic response. Revealed here for the first time.
And then the opening paragraph:
This is just my educated guess on what Fauci probably told world leaders about how to deal with the COVID pandemic. A lot of people have told me this is the best piece I’ve ever written.
Huh.
Click bait works yo!
It’s satire… sort of.
I’ve not been that impressed with Kirsch. I see some good information coming from him, but hyperbole and wanting to hear himself talk (say, like on the Bret Weinstein podcast) just wreck him for me.
I think he’s Aspergers. He’s got some of the tics and social awkwardness.
It all seems spot-on.
So, we have all noted the hard pivot that the left and the media have undertaken on the new strain of covid.
So what is CNN covering today?
Well, they missed the memo….
“The ‘screaming level of transmission’ has led one pediatric expert to recommend delaying the return to in-person learning”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/29/health/us-coronanavirus-wednesday/index.html
Apparently “the US is heading into a harrowing new phase of the pandemic”.
So, we have all noted the hard pivot that the left and the media have undertaken on the new strain of covid.
The news, except for Fox, that was on the TVs at the gym this morning was spreading more fear porn.
In more TMITE news, I listen to various international public broadcasters, including one or another German-language newscast to practice my German. Anyhow, today I was listening to the news from Belgium’s German-speaking minority, and the first story was about a dispute over whether to close the culture sector due to Omicron. It was astonishing how obscenely respectful the report was to the protestors from the culture sector, in a way I’ve never heard towards protesters from any other sector. Everything else is always how radical and evil the mandate/lockdown opponents are.
There was another report on how much we know about Omicron so far. Passing mention was made that the variant is more transmissible but apparently less serious, although the less serious doesn’t matter since all those cases are going to overwhelm the hospitals. But on the other hand, while booster efficacy against Omicron falls from 80% to 50% after just one month (I’d never heard that statistic before), that’s still better than nothing, so get your booster, dammit!
A booster a day keeps the blood clots in play
“Rampant Omicron becomes U.S.’s dominant strain: 377,014 Americans are diagnosed with COVID in 24 HOURS – one day after a record 512,553 caught the virus”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10351995/CDC-slashes-estimate-Omicrons-prevalence-50-23-cases.html
“CDC gets it SERIOUSLY wrong: Agency significantly revises estimate of Omicron prevalence in U.S. and now says it was only responsible for 23% of all new cases in mid-December – NOT 73%”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10353373/CDC-slashes-estimate-Omicrons-prevalence-50-23-cases.html
Same paper, same day.
“Florida’s surgeon general has accused the Biden administration of ‘actively preventing’ the distribution of monoclonal antibody treatments in the US in a letter addressed to the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
Dr Joseph Lapado said that the sudden suspension of the treatments from distribution to Florida removes the health care provider’s ability to ‘decide the best treatment options for their patients’ in a letter addressed to HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra.
The Biden administration paused shipments of the Covid antibody drugs from Regeneron and Eli Lilly last month after the drugmakers warned that laboratory testing suggested their therapies will be much less potent against Omicron.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10352793/Florida-Surgeon-General-accuses-Biden-preventing-distribution-monoclonal-antibody-treatment.html
WTF??
Combine that with the revised numbers for the prevalence of Omicron.
Well, that and the blatantly political call for Florida to quit being efficient and effective in their covid response in the name of “equity”.
All part of the next narrative shift. Biden declares it is up to the States, the FedGov then does what it does best and gets in everybodys’ way, then during the ramp up to the mid-terms, they can point to the states they either hope to flip or hold onto and say “see look how bad they treated you peons!”
And yet, another article quoted above gives the figure in the 440k range.
“EXCLUSIVE: ‘They’re afraid to be perceived as transphobic’: UPenn swimmers wanted to boycott final home meet over transgender teammate Lia Thomas crushing records but fear backlash and jeopardizing chances of making elite Ivy League squad”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10350803/UPenn-swimmers-considered-boycotting-final-meet-transgender-teammate-Lia-Thomas.html
I love the Where’s Waldo pic.
Apparently nobody ever told them that standing up for your principles requires some sacrifice and not just a virtue signal on Instagram.
LOL! I could have never picked xer out of that lineup.
Where’s da black wimmens at?
So, does transitioning reset the allowed years? Or do they torture thems by dead naming them to stop them from competing for another 4 years?
Speaking of…. warmongering scum…
I went to Walmart and got an over-the-air teevee antenna, so I can watch all those “only 19 dollars a month” commercials. The ones with the horribly maimed and disfigured and brain damaged veterans really get to me. Not in the sense of wanting to send money, but wondering why George W Bush and his many enablers and accomplices in his so-called War on Terror have not been dragged from their beds and lynched.
When only the best will do,
What’s so special about 19 dollars a month? Seems like every charity uses this number – vets, shriners, St. Jude, the list goes on. Why not 15? 30?
Well its not 20 bucks. Similar with $x.99 prices?
Some consulting company created a model showing that $19 was the optimum number; all the charities bought this research?
I’ve been looking into alternatives to satellite to watch my local TV. I have the dish because I can’t get a consistent signal with an antenna. One ‘alternative’ I clicked on was this set top box that would get you all your local TV stations for free…if you connected it to an antenna. Hey dumbass, if the antenna worked I would be looking for an alternative. But I guess some people are just dumb enough to fall for it.
Lead the mob….let us know if you get past the Secret Service, Capitol Police, et al.
“Two Trump-appointed federal judges have dismissed claims by January 6 defendants that they are being targeted for their conservative beliefs, rejecting defense arguments that they are being treated more harshly than leftwing agitators arrested during violence in Portland, Oregon, last year.
The comparison has become popular in rightwing circles as defendants face the consequences of the attack on the U.S. Capitol.
But Judge Trevor McFadden became the second to reject the argument on Tuesday and issued a ruling saying defendant David Lee Judd had not done enough to show discrimination.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10353241/Judges-REJECT-claims-Jan-6-defendants-punished-conservatives.html
Spending a year in a gulag without bail waiting for a trespassing trial isn’t enough?
They should have gone with the Constitutional violations, mainly 5th through 8th Amendments rather than going for political persecution. It is hard to show discrimination, it isn’t hard to show they aren’t getting a speedy trial, due process, right to confront, counsel and cruel and unusual punishment.
?
That was my thought. Trying to get a politically sympathetic judge in DC? Not gonna happen.
Even a Trump appointed judge. That means nothing in the viper pit. A lawyer should be showing congressional oversight committee members being denied entry to the jails, show the reports of cruel and unusual punishment (alleged), show no bail has been offered…
Almost as if these poor fucking souls who dared walk the hallowed halls of Democracy are being used in a political chess game…
They’ll have all of 2022 to try it.
These vaccines are so effective. Literally, a miracle of modern medicine.
And now I have Chief Dan George in my head, from The Outlaw Josey Wales.
“You drink it.”
Well, what can you expect from a nonbeliever?
World Juniors cancelled
At this point, I really enjoy that everything vaxx cultists and covid fascists do ends up in failure. I hope they cancel the Australia Open and the winter Olympic Games, too.
It’s baffling that more sports are being canceled this year than last year.
Hell yes.
Djoker and Serena are already out of Australia. I bet many more who haven’t make headlines yet.
Australia hosting an Open would be more than a little ironic right now.
Got our new range hood in. Getting rid of the over stove microwave. Hmmm, will have to transition my 6″ hole to fit a 10″ rectangle. *DDG gives me at least range hood transition in the top return*
Once installed my wife asked “you are going to be flambéing a whole lot aren’t you?” Yes dear I am…a whole lot.
will have to transition my 6″ hole to fit a 10″ rectangle.
These euphemisms.
Not if you’ve worked in an ER.
Mojeuex we need a ‘can confirm’ here.
Just follow this thread for a while. You’d be surprised (or not, depending on your level of cynicism).
Mind you, these tales started eighteen years ago. I don’t know if folks with such a decidedly unwoke opinion of the dregs and deviants of society would be allowed into the medical field these days.
I have spent way too much time on that site in the past
Very nice.
Let’s get those numbers up, America!
With COVID-19 cases surging, thanks in large part to the highly infectious omicron variant, this isn’t the time to ignore a runny nose or a persistent cough, according to Dr. Emily Landon, an infectious disease specialist at the University of Chicago.
“If you have any cold symptoms, you need to be tested (for COVID-19),” said Landon. “Right now, COVID is far and away more likely than anything else.”
We need more cases. Millions of cases!
Then we can really put the panic machine into overdrive.
Those are rookie numbers.
Written before the CDC said “our bad, we only have 22% spread of omicron”?
No one knows shit. Worse, they don’t give a shit that they don’t know shit.
Huge narrative shift in the vid front. WH says we give up, CDC says PCR testing is bullshit, CDC also says don’t need to quarantine so long….me thinks they know omicron variant is either just now our common cold or know this will be ugly if they can’t pin this on the Repubs come mid-terms.
It is hitting TEAM BLUE areas mostly, no way to pin this on TEAM RED. “The epidemic of the unvaccinated” has now vanished in a cloud of breakthroughs….so that is now gone… no reason left to make this whole thing so hard! Oh, except vax mandates and passports, of course. And getting ready for month 5 of mask imperial edict here in IL.
“Why? No, seriously. Why?”
Cause we are still using the fear of cases to herd you idiotic sheep, now sit down and STFU.
“Why? No, seriously. Why?”
Today it’s minor case of the sniffles, and you ignore it. Tomorrow, you could be dead.
My taste and smell are back. I don’t know if I had the plague and I don’t care.
Am I the only one that remembers flu having similar symptoms? I remember a few times over the past 40 years where all food was bland and couldn’t smell anything.
Sounds about right.
High school biology class. Put a blind fold on a student. Have the student pinch his/her nose shut. Feed student slices of apple and onion. Student can’t tell the difference.
“Taste” is 90% “Smell”.
When your nose is plugged up, everything tastes like sweet or sour or salty cardboard.
I can only laugh at them now.
In Paris, the people will need to wear masks in public even when they are outdoors. The new restriction will start Dec. 31.
I lol’d at this part
Cause I can’t read French but I am assuming it has to do with clubs.
They’ll have to keep their doors closed three more weeks (at least).
I think they said “pass the ketchup”
“A Conservative Influencer Wrote About Cuckolding Then Threw A Fit, Now His Gay Porn Surfaced”
https://nationalfile.com/conservative-influencer-wrote-cuckolding-threw-fit-now-gay-porn-surfaced/
If I had a nickel…
Influencer….uh..okay…
Seems to happen to all my heroes
Was at Walgreens and noticed a big box of rapid tests for $5 each. Was tempted to grab a handful and test the efficacy of the tests.
Lies! We have been told you must wait hours for one.
If you read my previous post, and as someone that endured it, the Abbot Labs Binax™ home tests seem to be on the money.
I did it in triplicate since I didnt want to believe the initial result.
There are exactly zero rapid tests to be had in NoVA. Only way I got back into work was to walk in to a random hippie ‘health clinic’ in Bethesda and turn on the charm.
Need a cuteness overload pick-me-up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfW9oZA694g
Awww
Due to the overwhelming threat of Omicron, we’ve all been ordered to go back to max telework status where possible. Nevermind the 90%+ vaccination rates.
The entire might of the US military, laid low by a fucking cold. Jesus we are so, so fucked.
How do customs and courtesies work in today’s environment? Yes sir, yes ma’am seems like minefields but are engrained in millions of troops.
Near as I can tell they don’t even teach it anymore, at least in the Air Force.
My company just cancelled our new year’s party due to the “pandemic”.
STFU you simpering twat
Cryptocurrencies are not a real path toward financial equality, Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren said on Tuesday, criticizing the industry for the fact that Bitcoin is even more closely held by the wealthy than dollars.
“We need real solutions to make the financial system work for everyone, not just the wealthy,” Warren, who represents Massachusetts, said in a tweet.
——-
Critics say digital currencies could destabilize the economy and are vulnerable to abuse by private entities, putting investors at risk.
I’ll tell you what is guaranteed not to make the financial system “more equitable”. Throwing millions of people out of work.
And we most certainly need a currency which can only be manipulated and abused by the government and their anointed partners.
“We need real solutions to make the financial system work for everyone, not just the wealthy,”
Gee, you dumb cunte, I understood my employer’s 401K plan was open to every employee, not just those you consider wealthy. And, rich or poor, you can avail yourself of these places called “stock markets” where you can actually become part owner of a Big Oil, or Big Pharma, or Big Bank entity and partake, yourself, of the obscene profits you think they are making.
A sign at a Citrus store read “a citrus a day keeps the Covid away.” No masks in sight.
Since it is Wednesday, it is time for Wednesday Zoom. Starts at 8pm Eastern, as always.
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89390907227?pwd=eDVOTnNNdUZlYWZsUkhZNXRkUkM3UT09
Pre Zoom Zoom for those of us that can’t stay up until god knows when on school nights, to not step on Tulip’s toes this room will close at 8pm sharp. topics to include*- are Joe R Lansdale’s Hap and Leonard novels better than his stand alones, and since no one took me up last time are cute gun tee shirts and bumper stickers a good Idea if you carry? Video that inspired this topic.
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82093693425?pwd=Wkd0VkJQSDVNUzloWldxMVMvdWlqQT09
* or you know whatever, I’m not the boss of you.
An actual zoom and not a YouTube link! I just wanted to see what you linked this time.
Better you clicking than me…
Anyone remember the Ghislaine Maxwell trial that media is ignoring as hard as they can?
Jury just convicted her on 5 of 6 charges.
She probably was offered a deal which she refused in a fit of self-preservation.
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/jury-says-it-has-reached-verdict-in-ghislaine-maxwell-sex-abuse-trial/
You mean the story that’s the lead on Google news tonight (and was always one of the first three throughout the trial) with a link to a write up from every major news outlet?
/Reads the news and laughs,
You read the “news”?
No, but every time I hear “why is no one reporting this?” (about any story not just the GM trial) my curiosity makes me check and 9 times out of 11 it’s being covered. As was the case for this trial, there may have been a day or two when nothing new came up where it wasn’t at the top of the news feed but mostly it was.
It wasn’t covered during my NPR drive time.
Covid was every half hour, plus 2021s best movies, TV, music, and stories about how the US military needs to practice squelching insurrections.
All our Chicagoland stuff was COVID, COVID, COVID, murder, murder, COVID. They skipped other national stuff too.
Let me guess.. she’ll be doing 14-17 years?
That deserves applause.
https://thecovidworld.com/matty-john-healthy-and-fit-man-develops-pericarditis-after-receiving-pfizer-covid-19-vaccine/
Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidences
2021: The year that vaccines leapfrogged evidence against the Clintons in this category.
It’s official. I have Covid. What did I win, Johnny?
Horse paste!
First, I’d like to thank the Academy.
I’d like to give credit to God and the CCP.
And by “God” you mean Herr Fauci, of course.
That’s Todesengel Fauci to you, sir!
God of Plague and Deceit.
A year’s supply of fish tank cleaner!
Depends. If you’re vaxxed, you have the right to medical treatment if necessary. If not, you are a scourge on society and deserve to suffer.
Just got my test result, I too am eligible for a prize! Whycome I’m not dead yet?
Copy cat!
But I still can’t patronize NYC businesses, I don’t have the right kind of immunity.
My first thought when I saw positive was, “Good. Now I’ve had it and I have natural immunity.” My second thought was, “Shit. That’s right. That kind of Science™ doesn’t matter”
Well, it’s the right answer.
I’ve seen several articles that say Omicron provides excellent protection against Delta.
At this point, getting Omicron is probably the best protection against the more serious strains of Covid-19.
Except based on the cdc’s recent revision, you probably don’t have omicron.
Odds are it will be mild anyway.
It’s official. I have Covid. What did I win, Johnny?
From Team SCIENCE!:
“Scorn and defiance; slight regard, contempt,
And any thing that may not misbecome
The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.”
This never would have happened to you if you had voted for Biden.
“I did present him with the Paris balls.”
“For if requiring fail, he will compel.”
Ass Wednesday invites you to be in a throuple: you, left cheek and right cheek.
https://archive.md/cYjtA
They were so careful, for so long. They got covid anyway.
I feel nothing buy joy when triple-vaxxed covid fascists get the virus and it ruins their Christmas plans.
Awww… poor baby.
“IT’S NOT FAIR!!” *stamps feet*
You’d think they’d be angry at outlets like, oh, I dunno, the Washington Post who lied to them for two years.
Keep trying until you get the desired result?
I prayed and performed all the rituals and still God let me down. Why God? Why?
Because God hates you, Job.
I was not careful.
I was at a raging Christmas party where we all got drunk and sang karaoke.
Pretty much every single one of the attendees — adult and child — got covid.
Vaccinated or not, it was all pretty much the same symptoms for everyone. Except the kids don’t seem to have the lingering cardiovascular issues afterward when exercising. That may be the key difference in severity right there.
I was vaccinated and my wife was vaccinated. It was still pretty nasty for both of us.
I’ve never been more skeptical of the vaccines but I still have questions about the data.
Also I should point out it was worth it.
We should have another party since we are all immune now.
“We’re ending 2021 with what one analyst described as the strongest first-year economic track record of any president in the last 50 years.
Let’s keep the progress going.”
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1476311650424832000
CWAA
LOLOLOLOL
That analyst is currently receiving medical treatment for a serious brain injury.
I’m thinking the analyst may be Carla:
I… wow.
Was it Krugnuts or Reich?
One analyst out of how many thousands?
“If you’re able to give, I hope you’ll consider supporting the life-changing work of the @ClintonFdn.”
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1476253118799269894
LMAO
Should be “life-ending”
Hahaha!
LOL
Pouncers pounce
President Biden received mockery online Tuesday evening into Wednesday morning after a clip posted on Twitter showed him wearing a mask while walking outside on a Delaware beach with his wife, first lady Jill Biden, and their dog Commander.
Footage captured by C-SPAN shows Biden, who is fully vaccinated with a booster shot, wearing a mask outside during a stroll on Rehoboth Beach with only a few people around them. The first lady, who is also fully vaccinated, was not wearing a mask on the beach.
The CDC’s guidance on wearing a mask outside has remained virtually unchanged since the first half of the year, including Dr. Anthony Fauci previously saying in May that the”risk when you’re outdoors – which we have been saying all along – is extremely low,” prompting several people on Twitter to mock Biden for participating in “mask theater” and another Twitter user saying, “The theater never ends with the left.”
Poor Joe. He only wants what’s best for America, you insensitive clods.
I doubt he even realized the mask was on. he’s a senile old geezer.
We’re ending 2021 with what one analyst described as the strongest first-year economic track record of any president in the last 50 years.
Mark Zandi? Jared Bernstein? Steve Rattner?
Chuckles the Clown?
I would vote Bernstein, he’s the biggest toady of them all. But it would be more fun if it was Kruggie.
Christmas gift received! Skol!
Eh…realized a bit oh self-doxx….whatevs
You identify as a frothy beverage?
According to my DNA…yes
Unless that is your name in runes I don’t see the doxx.
HAIL ZARDOZ, and HAPPY ZARDOZMAS.
I cleansed my laundry today.