Corrector Novus Occidentis – 4

by | Jan 25, 2022 | Fiction | 149 comments

The First Seal is Broken

An Isolated Incident parts I, II and III

Many years ago, news broke on a regimented time schedule, during the morning for evening papers and before midnight for the morning editions. Radio and television altered that, first over broadcast and then with cable; finally the internet made news an instantaneous proposition and social media dis-intermediated the journalism establishment. Agent Regan was about to experience this in all of its glory.

It had been several weeks since the highway incident and little more had been learned. The absence of forensic evidence was as frustrating as the lack of witnesses. Frank’s work cell rang before the morning alarm went off. He answered and immediately snapped awake at the sound of the deputy director’s voice asking “have you caught the news this morning”? He popped out of bed and grabbed the remote. The deputy director said simply “get your ass in here as fast as you can” and hung up. Frank turned on the TV and headed to the kitchen to get some coffee going.

From across the room he heard the anchor:

    We have reports of three similar incidents across three different states…

    A group has claimed responsibility for these terrible attacks…

He grabbed and opened his cellphone. The notifications were all pinging – e-mail, Twitter, text messages.

Frank’s thoughts collected as he poured coffee – the government was on the defensive, both literally and metaphorically. The attackers had made the first strike on the narrative, just as they had in bloody physical terms. The gauntlet had been thrown down in what they had given the media; they were attacking corruption. Corruption that the entire edifice of American government had given sanction. The victims, from that perspective, had all been victimizers; they had all been responsible for aggressive asset forfeiture (or legalized armed robbery as these vigilantes had put it). But now, instead of isolated attacks, there were simultaneous ones. This was a whole new dimension – there was not just planning, but scale to the operations. And they were ready to be public about what they were doing. Frank had an involuntary shudder.

He couldn’t just sit and think, he had been summoned, so he hit the shower, then shaved and dressed. He filled his travel cup and made his way to the office. Each second in transit, more media activity – mass and social – filled the void, spinning up a crisis.

The office was quickly working it’s way into mayhem. Frank would be briefing the Director and a couple of Deputy AGs on what he knew (which wasn’t all that much – and that wouldn’t go over well). A task force was initiated with higher ranking officers in the lead and Agent Regan found himself closed out of the circle that would have operational control despite none of them having any greater idea of just what was going on. Teams of agents were tasked – one to each site for forensics (all local LE were told to secure and stand-by), another team to work all digital analysis, a group to review all known groups both infiltrated and not, another to work on intel outreach; Regan was pulled into the team that would handle both public and internal government communications. Not bad he thought to himself, not in the inner circle, but damn close.

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juris imprudent

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Winston Churchill

149 Comments

  1. Fourscore

    Another good episode, JI. I wonder how the locals felt about being squeezed out? My idea is that initially upon discovery of the crime scene(s) enough evidence contamination occurred, until it was was realized that the problem was just not local.

    I’ll have to wait another week to find out. You guys and these serial programs…

  2. DEG

    A task force was initiated with higher ranking officers in the lead and Agent Regan found himself closed out of the circle that would have operational control despite none of them having any greater idea of just what was going on.

    Situation Normal, All Fucked Up?

  3. westernsloper

    What? Another series I have to follow up on? Thanks Juris.

  4. Ghostpatzer

    Thanks, Juris. You got me hooked.

    Not bad he thought to himself, not in the inner circle, but damn close

    Hmm. I wonder if Frank might be switching sides once he gets close enough to see the extent of the corruption. Guess I’ll have to keep reading.

    • juris imprudent

      It might also depend on which side of the corruption he feels more drawn to, and the consequences of the choice.

  5. kinnath

    Great story

  6. juris imprudent

    Taibbi has a bit up on Ukraine, and this comment had to be shared.

    War with Russia in winter?

    Goddamn it, Brandon.

      • kinnath

        That’s the third time I’ve seen that one here.

      • db

        Guess I’m a one-note band.

      • kinnath

        It’s been popular

    • db

      “This post is for paid subscribers.”

      • juris imprudent

        Hard to share even a good quote or two out it, the whole thing is just so good.

        But the comment – the commenter even subsequently gave permission for sharing.

    • Drake

      We just lost a war in Afghanistan – the Graveyard of Empires. Invading Russia in the winter is the next logical step.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Half a league, half a league, half a league onward. He who hesitates is lost lives to fight another day.

      • Penguin

        Gosh, you guys sound like you’re not okay with thousands of patriotic Americans dying so Hunter Biden can get his undeserved corruption checks.

        I knew this was a right-wing site.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Maybe he’ll get a lasting fashion term? The Brits got cardigans and balaclavas out of Crimea.

      • Penguin

        Hunter vyshyvanka?

      • creech

        Putin will decide he can control Ukraine through other means. And Biden’s handlers will crow about him keeping us out of war, like JFK staring down Khruschev over Cuban missiles. That, and the natural end of chicomvirus, will send Biden’s popularity soaring and the Red Wave in 2022 won’t crest so high. Libertarians will welcome no war and the end to virus b.s., but why does this scenario seem like a nightmare?

      • rhywun

        Biden’s popularity soaring

        This seems improbable but WTF do I know.

      • Chafed

        Enough to know Biden is toast. He doesn’t have Reagan’s principles or Clinton’s intellect to help him turn the tide.

      • Sean

        Ice cream!

      • Drake

        The problem with that scenario is that it would require judgement and restraint on the part of whoever is operating the Biden puppet.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Edward Tufte can update that Russian graphic for the 21st century.

    • rhywun

      I couldn’t take my eyes off seeing faces.

      How sad.

    • Lackadaisical

      That is not great.

    • straffinrun

      The corruption is so deep and so vast that I wonder if it’s possible, under the current system, to hold any of these people responsible for the BS they pulled. The people that are supposed to be overseeing this stuff are corrupt, so it may take a Ceaușescu type solution.

    • Chafed

      Who is the guy in the video?

  7. Lackadaisical

    Thanks for sharing this JI.

  8. Penguin

    Nice story, JI. While it’s a somewhat different area of law, eminent domain law precedent really makes it difficult to believe they’ll be any action against qualified immunity and seizure except in the far leftist centers of the US. After what’s happening in those places bears its’ inevitable fruit, I fear even reasonable restrictions on cops will fail due to the backlash.

    • rhywun

      The NY Post is already heavily pushing to bring QI back to NYC cops. (I believe it was removed toward the end of Bill’s reign – to my somewhat surprise as I didn’t really follow that initiative.)

    • creech

      I wonder if there’s any backlash due to the Floyd family getting $27 million? Sort of puts perspective on what ending QI might mean in the future.
      While no individual cop is likely to have pockets that deep, there could be some wiped out easily enough with petty unprovable complaints about
      “cop called me a mfing n…. and then wopped me upside the head. No one saw it but my doctors confirm I got headaches for rest of my life.”

      • Penguin

        I wonder if there’s any backlash due to the Floyd family getting $27 million? Sort of puts perspective on what ending QI might mean in the future.

        Fair point.

        Rhywun – if DeBlasio was for ending QI, that gets me questioning it’s merits.

      • rhywun

        It’s an issue I haven’t thought through very much to be honest.

        What I do know is that the end result is that cops are afraid to do their jobs.

        Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I don’t know.

      • Drake

        This. Allowing frivolous or harassing lawsuits against cops personally means you won’t have cops. There has to be a well designed process – so don’t hold your breath.

  9. Brochettaward

    Won’t you First with me tonight?

    Won’t you First with me tonight?

    Isn’t this a great night…to First?

    • Chafed

      It would be too perfect if myocarditis caused him to black out.

    • Chafed

      There are no winners in that story.

      • Mojeaux

        Maybe the little girl and whatever other kids the “victim” was diddling that he had an arrest warrant out for.

      • Chafed

        Maybe. He was accused, not convicted. The idiot teens went vigilante. Step-dad was murdered for a noncapital offense and all three of them will be lucky to get LWOP.

    • straffinrun

      CNN hardest hit.

    • straffinrun

      As an aside, as much as I wanna feed pedos into woodchippers, I’m a little worried that the mere accusation of being one means you get pilloried in public opinion. This dude had a warrant out for that already, but you never know.

      • Chafed

        Exactly. I once represented a guy accused of rape. His neighbor in their apartment complex claimed they were talking in her apartment when he got handsy then forced himself on her. He was black. She was white. The cops collected DNA from semen samples on her clothing.

        DA offered my guy a plea deal. Client said he was innocent and had never laid a hand on his neighbor. He couldn’t offer me a reason why she would lie. I asked the DA for the lab results. He didn’t have them. Client would not deal.

        Cut to a couple months later when the test results came back. Two separate semen samples reveal two different men, neither of them my client. This is one reason we have discovery and trials instead of street justice.

      • straffinrun

        That sucks. It’s not like we’re unfamiliar with how witch hunts turn out. Even if there are witches, you can’t let the accusation alone let you start the bonfire.

    • Chafed

      Pretty funny.

    • Brochettaward

      When The First That Will Change Everything happens, there will no longer be all these little insignificant identity groups. There will only be Firsters and seconders.

      Most of the Firsters will still be straight white men and eskimos (they are a hardy people), though. And Nigerians.

  10. LCDR_Fish

    Couple notes since I finally got home and logged in….

    1. re: UCS nifty brining article. Maybe I missed it, but why would you use a sealed baggie for something you plan to eat fairly soon rather than a tupperware/gladware container? I’ve soaked a chicken breast in leftover “gravy” for a few days – and it cooked up amazingly – but I’ll need to try some real brines/etc like this type of thing. (good way to use up some old frozen chicken breasts but I think my question stands).

    2. re: the NRO stuff I posted by KDW this morning. Charles CW Cooke has been going back and forth with KDW all day on his post this morning. At this point, I’m gonna say KDW is straight up cosmotarian…on the other hand, we still have Charlie as well as David Harsanyi representing libertarians pretty well. There’s a lot of good diversity of thought there even if we disagree with a lot of it.

    • Chafed

      I agree with you about NR. They really do encourage open debate. I take your point about KDW but disagree. I also disagree with him but I think he can articulate his principles and defend them.

    • UnCivilServant

      I used vacuum bags because I have no idea when I will be eating any of them. In fact, most of what I made ended up in the feezer. Plus the vacuum bag requires less marinade per unit protein to cover it. This takes up less overall space in the freezer as well.

    • Chafed

      I was hoping for hot chicks in stars and stripes bikinis playing the national anthem.

  11. robodruid

    Anybody else up ridiculously early today?

    • PieInTheSky

      no

    • Sean

      Nope.

    • UnCivilServant

      I am up exactly when I planned to be up, even if it is somewhat earlier than I would be for work.

    • Lackadaisical

      Yes. Dang

    • rhywun

      No, I forgot to set my alarm.

      Seven+ hours of sleep is not normal for me.

      • robodruid

        Feel rested?

      • rhywun

        Mostly I feel stressed without enough time to unwind before work.

        But yeah, less bleary than usual.

      • Sean

        without enough time to unwind

        Euphemism spotted.

    • UnCivilServant

      Hand him over to the texans from above. He followed his culture, let us follow ours.

      • robodruid

        How?

        Can that thinking ever be reconciled/remediated/fixed in a western tolerant culture?

      • robodruid

        I get that idea. But preemptive murder isnt a Glib thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not making heads or tails of your argument.

      • robodruid

        Sorry. And I agree.

        I am wondering how bad is the cultural assimilation of all of the Afghan refugees is going to be. They are stuck here, no one is going to deport them.
        I do have sympathy for the young adults who presumably killed a potential pedophile, but i do think they went to far.

      • R C Dean

        Now, now. He’s just a minor-attracted person, following the ways of his people. Sure, he should make reparations, I guess. Maybe give her a couple of goats?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So twenty? Ninety? I can’t get worked up about either.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Tens” would imply not enough to be “Dozens”. So somewhere in the teens probably.

      • Lackadaisical

        Wouldn’t that have to be between 20 and 23?

        19 would not yet be multiple tens.

      • UnCivilServant

        Watch, the actual number was probably three.

      • UnCivilServant

        *looks at article, sees it’s about train looting*
        … hundred

      • Fourscore

        A local home burglary?

    • robodruid

      Well we talking about crew served weapons, generic army full auto, civilian AR’s, black powder?

    • UnCivilServant

      “Austrailian”. Suicide bombers are not typically an Australian thing. Release more information about the dead guy and who he was planning to kill (besides himself)

    • robodruid

      I sort of get a suicide feel reading the article.

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t strap a bomb vest to yourself intending to live through it. The question is who else he intended to catch in the blast.

      • EvilSheldon

        You might strap a bomb vest to someone else, though…

  12. UnCivilServant

    Vote “None of the Above”?

    Of the nearly 1,000 elected officials eligible to vote in the presidential election,…, 672 placed blank votes in the ceremonial urns in the Chamber of Deputies on Monday.

    Of the votes cast for actual candidates, judge Paolo Maddalena received the most votes at 36, while outgoing president Sergio Matterella saw 16 votes. Former Italian Prime Minister Bettino Craxi also received votes, despite being dead for the last 22 years, SVT reports.

    • robodruid

      Venca/Cuthulu 2024?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Carlo Gambino wasn’t available? At least he ran an efficient operation.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did he retain his Italian citizenship?

        Did he have Italian Citizenship?

  13. Tulip

    Re: Texas brothers above, if you read an open secret Twitter, you kinda get it. I don’t agree, but I understand.

  14. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, Tulip, Stinky, U, ‘bodru, Lack, & Sean!

      So…. how gawdawfully cold is it out there, homey? Should I call in sick sensible and stay home?

      • Gender Traitor

        …and good afternoon, Pie!

      • UnCivilServant

        I can’t speak to Ohio, but I left my work boots out in my car overnight here. (Wore my sneakers for the drive in) So my feet are going to be cold in a few moments when I put them on.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, the joys of doing that with either steel-toe or metatarsal boots. They never, ever, warm up while you wear them.

      • Gender Traitor

        Somehow I have a feeling HIS will warm up today.

      • UnCivilServant

        Naw.

        Warm air rises :p

      • Tres Cool

        According to my truck, its a balmy 1º americanheit

      • Fourscore

        -17 outside but OTOH, I’m not outside so my caring is limited to those that are outside.

      • Tres Cool

        I didnt feel much of a breeze when I left work around 0615, but according to our local news we have something like -13º F with the wind chill.

      • Fourscore

        Mornin’ GT and all of the above

        Cheer up UCS, could be worse.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, yeah, I could have left them back home. These boots weren’t cheap.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, 4(20)! Without even looking, I imagine your temps are well into the negative. Good thing you’re made of hardy stock!

      • Fourscore

        Good thing that Al Gore invented heat along with the internet. We’ve rounded the inter corner and the days are noticeably longer. Yesterday it stayed below 0 but it melted a few drops of water from the roof. Nice to see, it’s a beginning of the anticipated future.

      • Fourscore

        inter = winter

      • Tres Cool

        Tres Sr. will have his annual migration to Florida soon. I mentioned once that for all the years he’s been going there in winter, Ive never gotten an invite. He just looked at me and said, “I know”.

      • Fourscore

        My kids in TX would love to see me but the 3 day fish and relatives rule sets in.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin, all you glorious reprobates!

        GT: Absolutely. Sick, sensible, whatever works.

  15. UnCivilServant

    Later Folks. Gotta get on the road.

    • Fourscore

      Give us a daily report, we’re depending on you

  16. Fourscore

    I’ve spent the last couple days reviewing videos of the fishing trips to Canada. Memories and technology. I get to see my brothers again…

  17. l0b0t

    21F here at the beach, getting the kids ready for school. My newish keyboard doesn’t produce the special characters when typing “ALT” and a number or combination of numbers. No degree symbol for me.

    • rhywun

      Throw it away, it sounds defective.

      In iWorld, degree is Alt-0 🙂 ººº

  18. Tres Cool

    Im going through my coupons since Kroger drops the new ones on Wednesday.
    What the hell are “exfoliating sugar cubes” ?

    • Gender Traitor

      I’ve heard of “sugar scrubs” in cream or gel form (a chick thing,) but not in cube form. Sounds a bit brutal for my delicate complexion.

    • l0b0t

      Just use LAVA brand soap; it cleans with the power of pumice. Do they still make LAVA?

      • Sean

        Looks like it. “Since 1893.”

      • rhywun

        Ugh that brings back bad memories of one of mom’s asshole boyfriends. He insisted on Lava.

    • R C Dean

      They sound like sugar cubes that are shedding flakes of dead skin.

      • Sean

        That’s a Winston’s mom quote, isn’t it?

  19. Sean

    Mornin y’all.

  20. The Hyperbole

    1° but it didn’t seem that cold when I went out to start the van. Still, I think I’m going to skip work today.

    • The Hyperbole

      The swan was kept overnight and released back into a flock Tuesday morning.

      This soft on crime bullshit has gotten out of hand.

    • Fourscore

      We started seeing swans here a few years ago, now they are in migrating flocks of 40-50 at a time. They are the first to return in the spring and will show up before the lakes thaw, in the open rivers or below a dam. They are the last to leave in the fall, as long as there is open water. They are beginning to nest locally and aren’t a problem yet. A few Canada geese but so far haven’t been a problem.

      The Central Flyway has shifted westward, towards MikeS territory.

  21. Ghostpatzer

    Online admissions testing, right around the corner

    The College Board announced Tuesday that the SAT, PSAT and other standardized tests will shift to online exams.

    It will still be scored on a 1600-point scale and have multiple-choice sections. Reading sections will be shorter, students will be able to use calculators, and proctors will be able to see students’ screens.

    The average scores are about to increase dramatically, and public school teachers will get all the credit, because that increase will be totally legit.

    • Fourscore

      …and most kids will have a college degree, a big debt and a Starbucks career…

      It’s the reason we have self serve gas pumps.

    • rhywun

      All the cool schools have dropped it anyway because racist or something.

      • Sean

        The most important criteria are gender, sexuality, politics, and race. Everyone knows that.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They could use calculators before.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Any calculator? There’s a big difference between doing simple arithmetic calculations and applying complex functions. I’d think the latter would be unacceptable in a testing scenario.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s an approved list of calculators. Texas Instruments has a near monopoly on that market and charges accordingly.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Seems right, my kids took those tests fairly recently. Point is, that will be nearly impossible to enforce with remote testing.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    The average scores are about to increase dramatically, and public school teachers will get all the credit, because that increase will be totally legit.

    That was my takeaway, as well.

    Go team!

  23. Sean

    Oh noes!

    Elton John has the ‘vid!!!!