Daily Stoic Week 5

by | Jan 28, 2022 | Advice, LifeSkills, Musings | 208 comments

Last Week

This is the book I am following.

Another good read.

I like this one also.

Working on this book currently.

Disclaimer: I’m not your Supervisor. These are my opinions after reading through these books a few times.

Jan 29

“At every moment keep a sturdy mind on the task at hand, as a Roman and human being, doing it with strict and simple dignity, affection, freedom, and justice—giving yourself a break from all other considerations. You can do this if you approach each task as if it is your last, giving up every distraction, emotional subversion of reason, and all drama, vanity, and complaint over your fair share. You can see how mastery over a few things makes it possible to live an abundant and devout life—for, if you keep
watch over these things, the gods won’t ask for more.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 2.5

 

Focus on what you’re doing. I try to be a good husband and can’t do that if I’m always distracted. My wife was talking to me the other day and we both realized that I was not listening. In my defense, the mechanic’s video I was watching started first, but I cannot pay attention to both. Same thing at work, if I have to do something and at the same time I try to listen to my coworkers gossip about whoever isn’t there that day, I end up losing my place and retracing my steps.

Jan 30

“If you wish to improve, be content to appear clueless or stupid in extraneous matters—don’t wish to seem knowledgeable. And if some regard you as important, distrust yourself.”
—EPICTETUS, ENCHIRIDION, 13a

 

I am good at this one. I hear people talking all the time about what some celebrity did or recapping 90 Day Fiancée and there were some intense debates about The Masked Singer and they all know I could not care less about any of it. Does that mean I have no extraneous knowledge? Far from it, I still can name every member of Led Zeppelin, Queensrÿche, Iron Maiden, and many others along with a million song lyrics. If I meet someone who wants to talk about history or economics, I can hold my own. Which of these are extraneous? “Don’t Know.”

As an inspector/trainer, it is really easy to think you know the answers without distrusting yourself and verifying it. People usually take what I tell them as correct and for the most part I am, but it’s important to me that I don’t lose that credibility because I didn’t admit I don’t know and look it up.

Jan 31

“Don’t return to philosophy as a task-master, but as patients seek out relief in a treatment of sore eyes, or a dressing for a burn, or from an ointment. Regarding it this way, you’ll obey reason without putting it on display and rest easy in its care.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 5.9

I try to follow the guiding principles of Stoicism. I had drifted really far away from it last year as a reaction to the COVID madness. I wasn’t sleeping enough, or working out and was generally unhappy. I picked up Meditations, and reading it really did help my self inflicted injuries and bad behavior.

 

Feb 1

“Keep this thought handy when you feel a fit of rage coming on—it isn’t manly to be enraged. Rather, gentleness and civility are more human, and therefore manlier. A real man doesn’t give way to
anger and discontent, and such a person has strength, courage, and endurance—unlike the angry and complaining. The nearer a man comes to a calm mind, the closer he is to strength.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 11.18.5b

This one hurt my feelings. I consider myself to be a manly man. I did 20 years in the Marine Corps, 12 in artillery. I’ve been in a few fights, and have handled myself well in combat. I have endured physical hardships, but have trouble finding the strength , courage, and endurance to keep the rage down. Getting better, but still a work in progress.

 

Feb 2

“Frame your thoughts like this—you are an old person, you won’t let yourself be enslaved by this any longer, no longer pulled like a puppet by every impulse, and you’ll stop complaining about your present fortune or dreading the future.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 2.2

It’s easier to do this now, I am 50. I try not to let other things run my life. Just because I feel like going to Sonic for a milkshake, I don’t have to, it’s in my control. Conversely, as I try to get back into shape, just because my leg muscles are sore, doesn’t mean I give into that impulse and not go running.

 

Feb 3

“When I see an anxious person, I ask myself, what do they want? For if a person wasn’t wanting something outside of their own control, why would they be stricken by anxiety?”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 2.13.1

 

I used to be anxious about getting promoted to E-7 while I was on active duty. I was damn good at my job, but numbers were always against me. In my four years of being eligible, 4 Marines in my MOS got promoted to E-7. Looking back, I had nothing to be anxious about. I had done everything I could, but I was not a “perfect” Marine like the ones who got promoted. I am much better at this now, it is easier to say to myself that if there is nothing I can do about it, there is nothing to be anxious about. My mother was amazed that I had no trouble sleeping the night before I had a scan to show I had no cancer, and just needed surgery.

 

Feb 4

“Who then is invincible? The one who cannot be upset by anything outside their reasoned choice.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 1.18.21

I am working on this one, if the government decides boosters are mandatory in order to be a contractor, and they follow through with it, I will lose my job. This sucks because I have a very good resume for this kind of work, but nothing in the private sector. I would probably end up doing a paid apprenticeship for diesel mechanics. I have to remind myself the decision not to get the booster was mine, so the consequences of that decision should not stress me out.

 

Here is a cheesy video from one of the bands I mentioned in the article.

I think their first four albums are some of the best metal albums ever made. Not so much the ones after those.

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208 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    I knew the tune before clicking, very cheesy

    • ron73440

      They are one of my favorites, at least everything before Empire.

  2. Tundra

    “If you wish to improve, be content to appear clueless or stupid in extraneous matters—don’t wish to seem knowledgeable. And if some regard you as important, distrust yourself.”

    That’s a lot of wisdom in a short sentence.

    Thanks, Ron!

    • Swiss Servator

      That approach worked with the few Federal Judges with whom I had to interact.

    • Fourscore

      That’s why I don’t give advice. I also have no knowledge of the bands or members you mentioned, though I sold plenty of their records

      There’s a lot of wisdom that I don’t know. Thanks

    • hayeksplosives

      Yeah, that one stood out to me too.

      Especially in my new job where I am an “expert” in a niche area but am a clueless newb in much of the rest. I’m not planning on taking knowledge I don have, and I’m not being cocky about what I do know.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Playing the idiot is a very useful way to get the answers you want when somebody isn’t good at responding to detailed questions.

      Me: “in my experience, most implementations have widget X acting as a proxy, is that how it works for your system?”
      Them: “No, widget X is a dynamic undergirded gateway, it gathers requests for further processing at widget Y[…]”

      Me:”I don’t know anything about widget X, can you explain it to me”
      Them: “Widget X is a dynamic undergirded gateway. Are you familiar with how a web proxy works? It’s kinda like that. […]”
      Them

  3. westernsloper

    I am working on this one, if the government decides boosters are mandatory in order to be a contractor, and they follow through with it, I will lose my job.

    At this point just lie. Add it to your vax card and carry on. I am of the belief the mandates will all be overturned in the end. Diesel mechanics make good scratch though so not a bad choice. Especially if you can get into the oilfield sector.

    Thanks for the stoic readings. It is not something I am familiar with.

    • Tundra

      Agree.

    • ron73440

      If I lie, that would give them cause.

      Might not happen, they still haven’t came back at me for refusing to provide my vax number.

    • R C Dean

      At this point just lie. Add it to your vax card and carry on.

      I wouldn’t, because they can easily (and will) check their database. And can charge you criminally.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    I love these but reminds that another week has yet gone by and it felt I just read the one prior. Thanks Ron!

    I was gonna go immediately OT but my peepee was slapped the other day.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re not into that?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Not when it was Swissy…he isn’t gentle.

      • Tundra

        Liar. I heard you love the rough stuff.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its true if you have been on when my wife gets froggy and comes on the Zooms.

      • Ted S.

        I thought the holes in Swiss cheese were for fucking.

      • slumbrew

        * makes note not to accept any sandwiches from Teds’s *

    • Swiss Servator

      “January 28, 2022 at 11:33 am”

      Go for it.

      • Tundra

        Is it 30 minutes? I always thought it was an hour.

      • kinnath

        30 minutes

      • Swiss Servator

        30 minutes unless otherwise noted is the etiquette we have tried to follow for some longish time now.

      • The Other Kevin

        When you say things like that I picture us all mulling about someone’s parlor, wearing smoking jackets, puffing on pipes, polishing our monocles, and saying “Hear, hear!”

      • Not Adahn

        “Yes the leather is as soft as a baby’s bottom. We bring in a baby quarterly to confirm.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good day sir! I see you had your orphans tailor you a new suit. Mighty fine, mighty fine. What are we milling about, we have gold coins to count.

      • kinnath

        /Hurumph. By jove, I think he’s got it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Huzzah!

      • Ownbestenemy

        🙂

  5. Ozymandias

    Love the Daily Stoic, Ron. Thank you!
    (Saves me from having to read it again. I went through it twice – two years, back to back. Set it right next to The Throne and never missed a day! Second year my wife read the whole thing, too. Her first intro to the Stoics.)
    P.S. The one about anger also stings me. He’s right, though.

  6. Not Adahn

    On the thirty minute rule…

    Has anyone actually cramped up from going swimming too soon after eating? Or is that an additional piece of nonsense health conventional wisdom?

    • The Other Kevin

      I think that’s bull. Though you shouldn’t exercise right after eating. Your body is using a lot of resources to digest the food, so your performance will suffer.

    • Swiss Servator

      It is not a rule, it is good manners we had hoped would be adopted by all.

      “With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me, it is merely good manners. You may judge which is the more…reliable.”

      • juris imprudent

        “… thar more like guidelines.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only Geoffrey Rush could deliver that line and probably the only line in the movie that was worth noting.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m sure there must be some role he was just utter crap in, I just haven’t seen it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He even sold a mockery super villain in Mystery Men.

    • R.J.

      That’s a good one. I never have, and I constantly ignored that rule in young adulthood. Maybe that rule only applies if you have super low potassium? Eat some bananas for lunch!

      • hayeksplosives

        I’ve heard many credible doctors debunk that one.

        As a kid who grew up with a back yard pool, in sweltering Oklahoma heat we kids would exit the pool long enough only to snarf down a grilled cheese sandwich and take a bathroom break, and then we were right back in the pool.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. I was a water baby. If I were to guess the origin, it was a means to slow down the kids bit, that is all. So the best way to do that? Tell them they will basically die if they jump right back into the water.

      • R.J.

        Bathroom break?
        I keed!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Old Karens’ Tale.

      I am formally requesting that Old Wives’ Tales be renamed and repurposed.

      • DEG

        I second the request.

        For Not Adahn: I think Bullshit! did a bit on that.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        That should be Old non-Gender Specific Partner’s Tale.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Vintage Gender-less Ambiguous Co-Mingling Tale

    • Nephilium

      Garbage. Same as the “wisdom” of needing to wait 30 minutes after eating to exercise. If that was the case, there would be a lot more waiting around for distance running/riding.

      Now… eating a big meal, and pushing really hard will most likely have some negative results.

  7. Festus

    I’m on my 17th 5.5 abv beer. What stoic? What the fuck is a stoic? I’ll kick his ass if he ever comes around here!

      • Tundra

        Seconded. Time for a water, I think!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      5.5? Piker
      /Cheers!

    • Not Adahn

      Hope you get the new job. Switching jobs usually gets you a bigger pay increase than remaining at one.

    • TARDis

      Pint or 12 ouncers?

      • Swiss Servator

        Good Lord, I hope 12oz!

      • TARDis

        If he said 12oz, I was going to call him a small cat.

        Just kidding. 12 drinks is my absolute limit.

        Take it easy, Fes! Most Glibs will be unable to donate an liver meat to you.

      • Not Adahn

        750mL

      • R C Dean

        What’s that, like a shot?

      • TARDis

        17 actually. Don’t ask me why I know. I did extensive research during my 4 months of 2 weeks to flatten the curve. Ah 2020, seems like just last week.

    • ron73440

      I don’t do it anymore, but I once drank a case of Sam Adams and was still sober enough to make a 24 bottle beeramid.

  8. The Other Kevin

    I’ve been thinking about the anger thing a lot this week. There are a lot of angry and hateful people around, and reading about it makes me tense and anxious, and also angry. But being angry back only makes me feel bad and adds to the problem. I think “gentleness and civility” in the face of anger is a better approach. But it’s difficult.

    • R.J.

      It is. Especially if you cannot avoid such people. I generally am able to totally avoid angry peeps, but there are situations where you cannot and their anger infects you.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The anger one definitely hits home. I was an angry child and thus, never really in control. Case in point, I was the best player on one of my hockey teams when I was 14 and I let anger take control of me and I hit another player over the head with my stick on their helmet. I was suspended for a game and benched for the rest of the year. After that, I vowed that anger would never get to the point where I wasn’t in control.

    • The Other Kevin

      I am externally a pretty calm person, but I do get angry and I tend to stew about it. My middle daughter is very perceptive and she can tell by my body language when I’m angry. Some small gesture, the way I hunch my shoulders or something. And she will call me out on it.

      • ron73440

        My wife can always instantly tell with me, no matter how hard I try not to show it.

    • R C Dean

      When the twat who nearly wrecked me flipped me off, I was pretty happy that I didn’t react, and only felt kinda peeved at being flipped off. I was more torqued that he nearly wrecked me.

      By the time I got home, my tits were about 98% calm.

      • ron73440

        I had a teenage girl change lanes and I barely was able to miss her, then she stuck her tongue out at me.

        I was too flabbergasted to stay angry, more questioning myself “Did she just stick her tongue out at me?”

  9. TARDis

    Rather, gentleness and civility are more human, and therefore manlier.

    This is definitely something I need to work on. When sharing the news of the progressive crap fest we labor under with my wife, I tend to lose my cool and raise my voice.

    • hayeksplosives

      I guess “manliness” doesn’t apply to yours truly, but I find that the easiest way to remain gentle and civil is to keep a sense of humor even about news that we Glibs tend to call “nut punches”.

      I know there are deep springs of humor among the Glibs; maybe sometimes we should tap into those springs preemptively before reading the news.

      • Mojeaux

        I lost my sense of humor long ago.

      • Ted S.

        That probably explains why you like my jokes and music links. 😉

      • Mojeaux

        LOL That I do.

        Maybe I lied. A bunch of you all make me laugh every day.

      • TARDis

        With us, or at us?

      • Mojeaux

        ?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        With us, or at us?

        Meh. I’ll take either one at this stage of life.

    • juris imprudent

      I will add that remaining cool and civil when the other side is losing their shit. Well, there’s a little extra satisfaction to be had in that.

      • R C Dean

        Well, there’s a little extra satisfaction to be had in that.

        As well as tactical/strategic advantages, and it often gets them even more would up. I go for an affect of mild amusement when the veins start popping out of the other guy’s forehead.

  10. DEG

    I am working on this one, if the government decides boosters are mandatory in order to be a contractor, and they follow through with it, I will lose my job. This sucks because I have a very good resume for this kind of work, but nothing in the private sector. I would probably end up doing a paid apprenticeship for diesel mechanics. I have to remind myself the decision not to get the booster was mine, so the consequences of that decision should not stress me out.

    Just remember: There’s nothing wrong with a hearty “LET’S GO BRANDON!” if such a thing comes to pass. Actually, it’s called for even if such a thing doesn’t come pass.

  11. Rebel Scum

    They see me trollin’…

    Dr. Fauci is the central character in this new @GovRonDeSantis 60-second campaign ad that first aired at 0649 today on OAN.

  12. Drake

    Thanks Ron – I need to be stoic for the next few weeks. Somehow selling our house now involves a lot of drama – and I fucking hate drama.

    • Sean

      Congrats on finding a sucker who wanted a house in NJ!

    • hayeksplosives

      Best of luck on the house sale!! I recently went through that myself, so I feel your pain to some extent.

      The worst was being told by the realtor all the things we needed to change in order to sell quickly and at a good price. The changes were expensive, and I don’t like drama, so I told the realtor privately only to address those options and questions to me, rather than to my husband and me.

      That took the stress right out. I know that wouldn’t work in most marriages, but I do the financial fretting in this partnership.

      Keep stoic-ing on! Good luck ?

      • Drake

        We started out smooth – good offer from normal people. It went off the rails with the appraisal that was $95k below the sale price. The realtors sent the appraiser a bunch of recent sales nearby that were comparable, but he refused to change it. At that point we thought the sale was off but their realtor told us they’d find a different lender and we would close a month later than planned. So we cancelled our plans in January to go find a rental and just waited…

        …until they decided to come up with the cash to keep the original loan and close date. Now it’s a shit-show of closing, renting our own house for a month from the buyers, finding a place to move to, and hoping nothing expensive breaks during that time. We had a pretty good fight with our lawyer who threatened to quit. I had been the calm stoic through it all, but lost it with his crap. My wife talked us down separately.

      • juris imprudent

        Honestly – good problems to have; better than seeing your sale price take a big hit.

      • Drake

        They tried that and we laughed. The offer we accepted was not the highest, just the one we thought most likely to have a smooth closing (silly us). If they had pulled out, our realtor would have immediately called the Bergen County couple who made the ridiculous offer.

      • juris imprudent

        Smooth closing – sorta like a plane landing; every one you walk away from is a good one.

    • DEG

      Good luck with the house sale!

    • ron73440

      I fucking hate drama.

      #metoo

    • Mojeaux

      I fucking hate drama.

      *weary sigh*

      Me too.

    • Tundra

      Good luck.

      It’s no fun, but being in a new place sure is.

  13. Grumbletarian

    Now entering Hour 2 of a 4-hour Managers and the Law webinar class. Ugh.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s not just that clip from Judge Dredd?

    • Swiss Servator

      “The law is an ass!”

    • Swiss Servator

      “Next topic: Negotiation”

  14. Ownbestenemy

    I have 15 minutes until the end of my day. I flexed my shift a bit this week (I only have to put in 40 hours so the past couple of days I put in 10 hours so my Friday would be light. I am thinking it is going to take me 15 minutes to walk to my car.

    On another note, one of the spam texts about wanting to negotiate a price for my house was received yesterday. I replied that I will negotiate 1.5 million for the house. They didn’t respond. However, our house has doubled in price since we purchased it. I am hoping it keeps that value for another 2-3 years and the kids are gone and we sell it to some dumbass Californian (Not you HE!) while the state continues to go downhill and Lake Mead dries up.

    • hayeksplosives

      From what I hear from coworkers, house prices in Vegas will indeed continue to go up, even outside inflation.

      Water rights are going to be a big deal indeed in coming years…
      A proposed solar farm abutting Pahrump is strongly opposed by residents because the solar builders need cooling water from the underground springs that Pahrump lives on. The electricity would be sent to California, so the interstate bickering is already starting.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah the Totally Not Helios One Fallout New Vegas solar farms along the Nevada/California border were a huge contention between the states.

    • R C Dean

      some dumbass Californian (Not you HE!)

      Too late! HE is now a cynical Nevadan.

  15. db

    So, Pittsburgh claims the bridge on Forbes Avenue that collapsed this morning carries approximately 17,300 cars per day.

    I can believe that, but would think based on its location, that the traffic would actually be more than that. However, let’s go with their assertion.

    If that bridge were a toll bridge, with a $0.50 toll, at the end of the year, the total proceeds would be $3,157,250. If 10% of that were spent annually on maintenance for that bridge, and the remaining invested at a return of 8% annually, at the end of ten years, there would be a balance of nearly $50 million, which would go a long way to replacing the bridge. If the toll were $0.25, the balance would be at around $50 million at year 16.

    The bridge in question was built in 1970–51 years ago. After 51 years, our little toll bridge will have generated over $700 million after 10% maintenance expenses.

    Is there any reasonable argument for public funding of this bridge?

    • db

      Oops, made a mistake there…I used a 1% annual expense for maintenance (off by 10 error). With 10% expenses, after 10 years the balance will be $15 million, and after 51 years, $43 million at $0.25 toll. At a 50 cent toll, the numbers are $30 million and $87 million.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The real question is how a bridge under public maintenance ended up in such disrepair.

      The nitwits argue that greedy capitalists would leech the money out and never take of the asset, all the while ignoring the shitty steward known as the government that allows ridges to completely fail.

      See also: the I-35 bridge.

      • db

        That’s not much of a question in Pittsburgh/Pennsylvania. I think the state takes a lot of money that should go to infrastructure and puts in into other stuff.

        PA actually got sued by the Federal government a few years ago because of the way they used taxes collected on aviation fuel. The Fed gov requires states to spend aviation taxes on aviation infrastructure maintenance and improvements as a condition for receiving Federal funds for aviation infrastructure. PA was just pushing all that tax revenue into the general fund. They got spanked by Fedgov. Is suspect similar things happen with ground transportation infrastructure.

        And that doesn’t even consider the extremely exaggerated/inflated costs for road maintenance by contractors that are favored by the state and localities. I think that is full of all kinds of corruption.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think that is full of all kinds of corruption.

        It varies by state, but you have no idea.

        Back in the 80’s, the major paving contractors and road builders would meet annually at the Homestead resort in Virginia. There they would decide who got what upcoming project and set their pricing for the year.

      • db

        If I were independently wealthy, I would spend a bunch of time trying to root out corruption in public contracting in this state.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You’d have to use a portion of that wealth to hire personal security.

      • db

        Knowing some of the people involved in that industry, you are certainly correct.

      • db

        So, she’s sponsoring a bill that allows state agencies to review a company’s performance outside Pennsylvania before awarding contracts.

        It’s a start, but I have a feeling that it would be used by PA native contractors to exclude competition and probably worsen the corruption situation.

      • juris imprudent

        As bad as that situation was — I don’t think a local could’ve made it worse.

      • pistoffnick

        See also: the I-35 bridge [in Minneapolis].

        I still hold my breath when I cross over the new I-35 bridge.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Interesting story about that project.

        They used very high dosages of fly ash in the concrete mix for the structure. So much so that the concrete would not cure without applied heat.

        Then they used ground heaters and wireless temperature monitoring to carefully control the curing of the pour like you would in a chemical factory. This way they avoided the runaway curing that can occur in bulk concrete pours which leads to overheating and cracking.

        That’s probably one of the most solid concrete structures in the country now as fly ash makes the concrete much harder and resilient over time.

      • Mojeaux

        An I-35 bridge here had a strut failure during rush hour in January of 2003. One end dropped about 18″ and people were stranded on the bridge. Traffic was backed up for hours and hours and hours in both directions. It was the most-used bridge over the Missouri River. Anyway, I was running an office full of delivery drivers and they gave me the heads-up. I already went an alternate route home to work, but it also meant I had to go UNDER the bridge. Anyway, I got home on time, but nobody else did. A couple of cars were totaled (where the bridge dropped), but nobody died, so that was good.

      • Tundra

        I drove over the old one the morning of the collapse. I still get the willies crossing the new one.

      • hayeksplosives

        All the readers comments in the relevant articles are about how Trump and the republicans had 4 years to fix the infrastructure and did nothing, and about how stoopid republicans are opposed to St. Biden’s infrastructure bill and will doom the country.

        They of course don’t know how many infrastructure budgets and bills over the decades have been pillaged for non-infrastructure activities, and the real problem is that they do not want to know either.

        Kill switches in cars is part of the infrastructure bill…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Most assuredly from nobody who knows a damned thing about how infrastructure gets built.

        It’s akin to people who think electricity comes from an outlet.

      • rhywun

        And then people act surprised when every public project in America goes 10x over budget and takes 40 years.

      • R C Dean

        Trump and the republicans had 4 years to fix the infrastructure

        And Obama and the Dems had 8 years to fix the infrastructure, and Bush and the Repubs had 8 years . . . .

        Let’s just cut to the chase – the government fails to maintain infrastructure.

      • db

        I guarantee that would be an argument for this particular bridge, or at least they’d argue discrimination against the poor, as it connects some more “affordable” neighborhoods to the interior of the city–including several University campuses.

    • DEG

      I’ve seen this before. When PA talked about making US-422 between King of Prussia and Pottstown toll in order to pay for widening the road and maintenance of the widened road, it was shouted down with, “I PAY GAS TAXES FOR THIS!” and “I PAY CAR REGISTRATION FEES FOR THIS!”

      I poked around on the Intertubes and found the bridge is city owned, so some of those complaints probably won’t apply but I’ll bet you’ll hear them.

    • Timeloose

      PA has some of the highest gasoline taxes in the US. It was sold as a solution to fund the roads and maintain the infrastructure.

      “Collected from the state’s gas tax, the Motor License Fund has long been a major source of funding for the Pennsylvania State Police. In 2017, as much as 65 percent of the state police budget, approximately $1.2 billion, came from the fund, WHYY reported last year.”

      “$4.2 billion in gas taxes diverted to state police, Pa. auditor general determines”

      https://www.sharonherald.com/news/local_news/4-2-billion-in-gas-taxes-diverted-to-state-police-pa-auditor-general-determines/article_e9b82f67-b82c-5ce7-a85d-9364f8de564e.html

      • db

        Yep. See also what I mentioned above about the FAA suing the state about misallocation of aviation fuel tax proceeds.

    • Drake

      If the bridge were to connect NY to NJ, 5% of the annual revenue would be spent on maintenance. The rest would disappear somewhere never to be seen again.

      • juris imprudent

        It would be seen again, at Jaguar and BMW dealerships, some marinas…

      • Swiss Servator

        …with real estate agents, travel agencies, jewelers, off-shore banks, etc.

      • db

        I just re-did the calculation assuming 5% maintenance spending, with the rest held in trust at an average 8% return on investment…

        10 year balance is $39MM. 51-year balance is just a hair under $340MM.

      • R C Dean

        5% of the annual revenue would be spent on maintenance

        Sure it would. I mean, 5% would undoubtedly go to somebody’s brother-in-law. But actually used to maintain the bridge. Pull the other one, its got bells on.

    • Tulip

      Silly question I know, but what happened with the Obama infrastructure money?

      • Not Adahn

        It saved or created millions of jobs!

      • Timeloose

        They are still making the shovels ready.

      • R C Dean

        Most of it went directly to the states to fill their budget holes. Can’t have government spending go down just because the tax revenues go down because the economy’s in the shitter, now, can we?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

      • Fourscore

        Airport in Brainerd, MN got a makeover on the terminal. 2 flights in-out per week day. About 30 people per flight. Nice looking facility though.

    • rhywun

      I can think of a few… oh, you said reasonable.

    • R.J.

      That was my thought too, even without doing the math. . Why the Hell do you need a government bailout for that? Can you not maintain it? Must we all pay for the incompetence of that state?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Great photos.

    • juris imprudent

      But, but, BUT, MAN destroys the earth – it can’t ever recover!!! /Say the morons that haven’t visited Mt. St. Helens.

      • Not Adahn

        Most transit projects are sick, yes. Corrupt too.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      We visited Verdun a few years ago. The craters in the ground are something. They are everywhere. That must have been hell on earth.

      • hayeksplosives

        Some of those battlefields are surrounded by modern day agricultural; they just go around the deeper craters. They still find human bones now and then, and the bones are added to the ossuaries that typically are located on more formal cemeteries.

        The Lochnagar Crater (Somme, France) is a good example of this. #3 photo on this page.

        https://twistedsifter.com/2014/11/world-war-i-battlefields-100-years-later/amp/

      • slumbrew

        That’s incredible.

        Brits were not screwing around:

        Created by British tunnellers who dug a 600 m (0.37 miles) tunnel to reach a point under the German lines where they then placed 50,000 lbs of high explosive…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Great photos,thanks!

    • R C Dean

      Hey, I like those before and after slides, when they’re done well.

  16. Gender Traitor

    Took the rest of the day off because I’ve had quite enough of January at my job, thank you very much. At the nearby Barnes and Noble because they’re closing in a couple of weeks (due to landlord issues, not low sales.) Half off everything – what classics should I snag before they’re cancelled? (Already have Huck Finn.)

    • juris imprudent

      Unless you’re taking Monday off too, you have one more day of January to face.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yes, but the big annual gotta do’s are done. I have to work Monday because of payroll, but at least it’s a routine payroll – not full of pay increases and “incentives.” (Don’t call them bonuses!)

      • Gender Traitor

        No luck on that one, but did find Democracy in America, which seems ripe for cancellation in more ways than one.

    • Plisade

      Rumi

    • Gender Traitor

      No 1984 or Animal Farm. Probably already memory-holed.

    • Ted S.

      Our B&N closed about a year ago, but moved several months later to what used to be the Olive Garden. The B&N was taken over by Burlington Coat Factory, which moved from another building. No, I don’t get it either.

  17. limey

    I read these all on the day they come out and forget to go back and read them daily as apportioned.

    Appreciated.

  18. Trigger Hippie

    Stoicism? I evented Stoicism, you son of a bitch!

    • Trigger Hippie

      Then I invented it,…you son of a bitch!

    • ron73440

      Oh yeah?

      I’ll event you… wait, I had something for this.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I never learned to spell, you son ov r botch!

  19. Gustave Lytton

    I hate restaurants that use “protein” as a synonym for meat. I do not want to choose my protein. Or my carb. Or whatever. Use normal English, you fucking dirty hipsters.

    • rhywun

      You don’t watch any foodie shows, do you.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not anymore. I’ve started to sour on ATK. Well, more than I already had.

  20. Drake

    If politicians can’t take huge pharma bribes, how are they supposed to get by?

    EU watchdog accuses Ursula von der Leyen of ‘maladministration’ and orders her to hand over secret texts she sent to Pfizer’s CEO during efforts to buy 1.8billion Covid jabs

    • ron73440

      If politicians can’t take huge pharma bribes, how are they supposed to get bytake care of us?

      Fixed it for you, remember, they just want to be our “public servants”.

      They do not in any way, shape, or form try to enrich themselves at our expense.

      If that happens, it’s just blind luck.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Well played,
      Cheers!

    • Drake

      I don’t know, it seems kinda nippy there.

    • Translucent Chum

      That recipe is missing blood from grating the potatoes. At least according to Lithuanians.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Quite beautiful, actually.

      • Fourscore

        Nice place, modern. Looks like the Yatuks could illegally sneak across the border to Alaska.

  21. Timeloose

    Not showing anger or annoyance is difficult for me. I get very red in the face and head. According to my wife I also get un-intentional “mean face” when I’m angry. Unfortunately this same as my I’m thinking intensely face.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh. My wife will look over at me cause I am focused on something and always ask “why are you angry?” I am not! I am focused.

      • R C Dean

        always ask “why are you angry?”

        Admit it, it does kind of piss you off when she does that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It does, I actually become perturbed by such a comment.

    • ron73440

      My wife had friends that were scared of me because they thought I was angry.

      These women never saw me angry, they thought I was because I don’t smile and make small talk like all their husbands do.

    • Timeloose

      I was told several times at parties that I was scary looking. This was before they talked to me or heard me talking to others.

  22. Timeloose

    Well irony has died again.

    “Yes, woke hysteria has now reached such a crescendo that even the 20th century’s most famous warning about tyranny is falling victim to its tyrannous habits. RIP satire, you had a good innings. Orwell’s classic book has been slapped with a trigger warning at the University of Northampton. Students are warned that it contains ‘explicit material’ that they might find ‘offensive and upsetting’. ”

    https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/01/24/now-even-1984-comes-with-a-trigger-warning/

    • ron73440

      Those people are like Winston’s wife:

      She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and there was no imbecility, absolutely none that she was not capable of swallowing if the Party handed it out to her.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        For a second I read that as Winston’s Mom…….

      • ron73440

        Winston’s mom is smarter than that.

        Our Winston? He seems to have a one track mind.

    • robc

      Offensive? Its the part about pints vs liters isnt it?

      Upsetting? I agree. I have only read it once because I found the ending so upsetting.


      ‘I arst you civil enough, didn’t I?’ said the old man, straightening his shoulders pugnaciously. ‘You telling me you ain’t got a pint mug in the ‘ole bleeding boozer?’

      ‘And what in hell’s name is a pint?’ said the barman, leaning forward with the tips of his fingers on the counter.

      ‘Ark at ‘im! Calls ‘isself a barman and don’t know what a pint is! Why, a pint’s the ‘alf of a quart, and there’s four quarts to the gallon. ‘Ave to teach you the A, B, C next.’

      ‘Never heard of ’em,’ said the barman shortly. ‘Litre and half litre — that’s all we serve. There’s the glasses on the shelf in front of you.

      ‘I likes a pint,’ persisted the old man. ‘You could ‘a drawed me off a pint easy enough. We didn’t ‘ave these bleeding litres when I was a young man.’

      ‘When you were a young man we were all living in the treetops,’ said the barman, with a glance at the other customers.

      There was a shout of laughter, and the uneasiness caused by Winston’s entry seemed to disappear. The old man’s whitestubbled face had flushed pink. He turned away, muttering to himself, and bumped into Winston. Winston caught him gently by the arm.

      ‘May I offer you a drink?’ he said.

      ‘You’re a gent,’ said the other, straightening his shoulders again. He appeared not to have noticed Winston’s blue overalls. ‘Pint!’ he added aggressively to the barman. ‘Pint of wallop.’

      The barman swished two half-litres of dark-brown beer into thick glasses which he had rinsed in a bucket under the counter. Beer was the only drink you could get in prole pubs. The proles were supposed not to drink gin, though in practice they could get hold of it easily enough. The game of darts was in full swing again, and the knot of men at the bar had begun talking about lottery tickets. Winston’s presence was forgotten for a moment. There was a deal table under the window where he and the old man could talk without fear of being overheard. It was horribly dangerous, but at any rate there was no telescreen in the room, a point he had made sure of as soon as he came in.

      “E could ‘a drawed me off a pint,’ grumbled the old man as he settled down behind a glass. ‘A ‘alf litre ain’t enough. It don’t satisfy. And a ‘ole litre’s too much. It starts my bladder running. Let alone the price.’

      ‘You must have seen great changes since you were a young man,’ said Winston tentatively.

      The old man’s pale blue eyes moved from the darts board to the bar, and from the bar to the door of the Gents, as though it were in the bar-room that he expected the changes to have occurred.

      ‘The beer was better,’ he said finally. ‘And cheaper! When I was a young man, mild beer — wallop we used to call it — was fourpence a pint. That was before the war, of course.’

      ‘Which war was that?’ said Winston.

      ‘It’s all wars,’ said the old man vaguely.

  23. Scruffy Nerfherder

    YES. More of this.

    https://www.oag.state.va.us/files/Opinions/2022/22-004-Youngkin-issued.pdf

    As recognized in the prior Opinion, “[tjhere is no question that the General Assembly could enact
    a statute requiring the COVID-19 vaccine for in-person school attendance.”10 As ofthis writing, it has not
    done so. Over the course ofthe COVID-19 pandemic, the General Assembly has amended other statutes to
    address pandemic-related issues. For example, it amended the Virginia Freedom of Infonnation Act to
    broaden the purposes for which public bodies may hold electronic meetings without a quorum physically
    assembled at one location.” Although the General Assembly specifically authorized public institutions of
    higher education to assist the Department of Health and local health departments in the administration of
    the COVID-19 vaccine, the legislation did not grant such institutions power to impose vaccine
    requirements.12 To date, the General Assembly has not amended the specific immunizations enumerated
    in § 23.1-800 to include immunization for COVID-19, and boards of visitors may not exercise an implied
    power to require a certain vaccine when a specific statute governing vaccination excludes it.
    To the extent the Opinion concluded that Virginia’s state institutions of higher education could
    condition in-person attendance on receipt of an approved COVID-19 vaccine, that Opinion is superseded.
    Conclusion
    For the reasons stated herein, I conclude that, absent specific authority conferred by the General
    Assembly, public institutions of higher education in Virginia may not require vaccination against COVID19 as a general condition of students’ enrollment or in-person attendance.

    • ron73440

      I was really planning on moving if Mcauliffe had won.

      You know his people would have found the FYTW clause.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The universities are going to freak.

        I’m 90% certain they’re receiving CARES Act funds that are dependent on compliance with vaccination mandates.

        And we all know they’re leftist pricks.

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Look, I don’t know what the hell happened to my YT algorithm..I blame Straff… NSFW? If work cares about women in bathing suits.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbuUf1rVcG8

    • Sean

      Now this is just good quality entertainment.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    It’s too bad that bridge didn’t collapse when Biden’s convoy of armored Suburbans was driving over it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The #tinfoil in me finds it quite curious that a bridge collapsed when the president was scheduled to talk about failing infrastructure….I guess it could happen so perfectly. No deaths, only minor injuries and a backdrop to fleece the American people.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    The #tinfoil in me finds it quite curious that a bridge collapsed when the president was scheduled to talk about failing infrastructure

    It wasn’t just me?

    • The Other Kevin

      “Although the risk of infection after vaccination, and even more of severe illness, remains low, the gradual increase in clinical outcomes related to SARS-CoV-2 infection suggests that the booster campaign should be accelerated and that social and individual protection measures against COVID-19 spread should not be abandoned.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You have to ignore their conclusions as they never stray too far from the narrative.

        Let the data talk.

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Inflation, what inflation?

    From one of my manufacturers.

    We intend to have new pricing that goes effective on February 1st, May 1st, August 1st and November 1st this year.

    • Tundra

      Hmm. I just had some part pricing drop.

      I about fell over.

      • Ted S.

        Store-brand 48-oz containers of ice cream went up from $2.79 to $3.09.

        Supply chain issues meant there were no 1 lb. bags of shredded mozzarella.

        They had store-brand sliced lunch meats, too, but those containers were $3.99 for a 9 oz. package when they used to be rather less.

      • slumbrew

        $4.99/lb for chicken wings.

        Chicken wings.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fuck that noise. Again, buy the whole chicken and break it down. My wings cost me $.89/lb and some work.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Better than the original

  28. The Late P Brooks

    We intend to have new pricing that goes effective on February 1st, May 1st, August 1st and November 1st this year.</em

    "Price quotes good 'til end of day."

    • Drake

      I wonder if I would be that good with an unlimited ammo budget and unlimited range time. I’d love to find out.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can haz Halle Berry rooting for me too?

      • Tundra

        Those girls might torpedo my concentration.

        But I too would love to find out!

      • Ownbestenemy

        I love how they are cheering him and his face is….I can do better

      • R C Dean

        Same here.

        That is some fine shootin’, though.

    • slumbrew

      I like that he really put the effort into preparing for John Wick. It shows in the final product.