Friday Afternoon Links

by | Jan 28, 2022 | Daily Links | 261 comments

Tread glibly. It was a bit of a hate-read for me.

… I’d subscribe to that newsletter…

“Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan Talking About Climate Change Will Make Your Brain Dissolve”

‘And by the time we’re onto “In fact, I was excited by the launch of Quartz and Digits” you can probably see where this is going.’

“Mortal Kombat writer tapped to write and direct System Shock TV series”

‘“I read a script that they had that was a totally valid take on the movie,” Matt Reeves said.’

“Elon Musk is Right: Governments Shouldn’t Control Land on Other Planets”

And before we get to our musical selection for today, we have a request for our aspiring authors: if you have an article you’ve been sitting on in the drafts for a bit, please clean it up for submission or feed it to one of your many starving orphans. I guess there’s pages of drafts out there, and we don’t want to delete something that you might still be working on.

You’ve been good all week; here’s a little (NSFW-lite) something just for you.

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261 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Productive people like Elon Musk who open up Mars to colonization should be able to do so free of government interference.

    There is no fucking way the US government is going to willingly let that happen.

    • Count Potato

      Practically speaking, how much could they interfere?

      I also don’t see Mars colonization happening without a new source of energy.

      • Urthona

        It’s not happening ever.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It better be self-sufficient from the jump, because the feds would lock down supplies from Earth in a heartbeat.

        And they would take remaining family members hostage as well.

      • Count Potato

        We’re not quite North Korea.

      • Sean

        Are you sure?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lets see, FedGov controlling what is/isn’t allowed to treat a medical patient; gobbles us all the supply of a particular item and then gives for ‘free’; actively goes after its own citizens for speaking against them…..

        Yeah, Sean is right.

      • Count Potato

        “actively goes after its own citizens for speaking against them”

        Still, not at North Korean level…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ask any of the J6 persons in jail how that is going. I know its one instance, and could possibly not be as bad as one side wants to make it, its still bad. Now, it isn’t putting them in front of an AA gun and executing them level, but still.

        Cops show up to homes and kill people with impunity. The government uses any method to spy on its citizens (USPS anyone?) and you are still gonna say we aren’t at N.K. levels?

      • Sean
      • Count Potato

        “you are still gonna say we aren’t at N.K. levels?”

        Yes.

        Cuba isn’t even at N.K. levels.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We will disagree to disagree.

      • R C Dean

        We’re still well short of NK level oppression.

        But we’re trending, and previously secure guardrails have been jumped.

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s not FedGov, it’s called EarthGov that violently clamps down on Mars Colony when it seeks independence.

        Wait…I’m thinking of Babylon 5 again.

        Carry on.

      • Tonio

        Molten Salt Thorium, but good luck getting a nation state to sell you that.

        Solar is pretty reliable on Mars if you have a way to keep the panels clear of dust. Further from the sun, but thinner atmosphere and less cloud cover.

      • hayeksplosives

        A company called Helion is working on fusion generators.

        I’ll believe it when I see it.

      • l0b0t

        It’s just 10 years away.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I want my Mr. Fusion.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Shit, wasn’t General Electric talking around 5 years ago about how they’d have 50MW nuclear generators in 18-wheeler trailers in about, oh, 5 years?

        I won’t believe any fusion promoter until he/she/they/whatever show me a working, multi-megawatt prototype that doesn’t cost two hundred quintillion dollars (not including disposal costs); damn thing had better pump out fucktons of electrical energy every second.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Would it be that difficult to mine your own Thorium on private property?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorium#On_Earth

        Betting it’s available on Mars too. Robot/drone mines launched earlier when we start the terraforming.

        What would Earth do to stop private terraforming of another planet? Shoot down satellites/etc orbiting another planet?

    • Pine_Tree

      It’ll go like the English colonization of North America.

      The crown claimed sovereignty, but assigned territories to companies. Eventually the companies devolved in different ways back the crown.

  2. Count Potato

    “Elon Musk is Right: Governments Shouldn’t Control Land on Other Planets”

    OK, but we own the Moon.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring flag on it

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      The CCP might have other ideas,

      • hayeksplosives

        I don’t think the CCP would shed a tear if Musk and SpaceX met with unfortunate accidents.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    That Gizmodo guy is an idiot, a dim bulb,
    Tall Cans!

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I appreciate our contributors reading that crap so we don’t have to.

  4. juris imprudent

    Will dog-butt join cat-butt as a Glib insult?

    • Translucent Chum

      I can’t believe they allow social media access on warships. I’m assuming any type of email with an attachment would be scanned/reviewed before allowing to be sent.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seriously, the next ‘war’ we end up in will put Geraldo to shame on presenting troop postions.

        I remember when the military was all about FitBit until they realized someone could hack FitBit and have every base’s movements of its troops.

      • Ted S.

        +1 USS Theodore Roosevelt

    • db

      The real coup would be if someone actually got an audio recording of the pilot supposedly making a comment about his vaccination on the final approach and it was somehow released…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Find the CATCC and I bet they have it. FOIA might be needed though.

  5. Count Potato

    “I listened to the whole thing and it made me want to self-immolate.”

    Don’t let me stop you.

    I can’t listen to it because even if I sign up for Spotify, which I don’t feel like doing, I still can’t download it.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Edward Snowden
      @Snowden
      ·
      3m
      Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.

    • Fourscore

      As of now they don’t.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan Talking About Climate Change Will Make Your Brain Dissolve”

    To be fair, your average gizmodo reader’s brain dissolved a long time ago.

    • juris imprudent

      You mean the glue [fumes] didn’t hold it together?

    • Grumbletarian

      I could re-emphasize how the body of scientific work on climate is incredibly sound on what is likely to happen within the next few decades.

      And yet they carry on a litany of predictions based on this “incredibly sound” scientific work that have failed spectacularly to materialize.

      • Grumbletarian

        Ugh, that last sentence wasn’t supposed to be quoted.

  7. Tonio

    I got served an ad for a men’s electric “intimate” groomer/trimmer before the music. Appropriately.

    Thanks for the musical link. I’d heard that as a soundtrack to an amateur video and had wondered about its origin.

    • westernsloper

      Manscaped?

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sign in to confirm your age

    bzzzt

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The extrapolations on the DOD dataset have already begun.

    https://jessicar.substack.com/p/the-true-under-reporting-factor-urf

    Let’s calculate the background rate of spontaneous abortions using the DMED data. The total number of women enlisted and on active duty in the U.S. military in 2020 was 226,417 (this represents the 17.2% female population enrolled + active in 2020 (N = 1,333,822)). Therefore, the background rate based on DMED data is 132 spontaneous abortions per 100,000 women.

    I find the extrapolated number to the general population to be unbelievable, but there’s definitely an under reporting factor of some sort in VAERS.

    The number of females injected in the U.S. with at least one dose of COVID-19 product is 128,964,332 according to the CDC.1 Considering the 3,527 reports of spontaneous abortions to VAERS in 2021, the rate of reporting of spontaneous abortions in VAERS is 2.7/100,000 women. (Not all women in this group will be of child-bearing age.)

    To get to the background rate in the DMED, we need to multiply our VAERS rate by 49. This means, the URF for spontaneous abortion in VAERS is 49. When we apply this URF we get 172,823 spontaneous abortions.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just curious, but wouldn’t that be spontaneous miscarriages? Well, now that I think of it, if we are attributing the vaccine to it, it would be an abortion.

      • Count Potato

        If I remember my medical training, technically “miscarriages” are a subset of “abortions”.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’ve seen “spontaneous abortion” used as a synonym to miscarriage in medical literature before.

      • Enough About Palin

        I saw them warm up Officer Friendly and the Zip-Ties in Youngstown Ohio.

    • Urthona

      I think most people aren’t going to be inputting miscarriages in VAERS.

    • Ozymandias

      This tracks almost to the digit with what Steve Kirsch has calculated as the URF for VAERS; he came up with a URF of 41 using the Dr. John Su’s (CDC own expert) paper that explains how to calculate the URF.

      The CDC (and Su) refuses to calculate the URF or provide any number; they’ve claimed it’s solid “as is” – then again, they’ve done a lot of sabotage of their own pharmacovigilance site in order to propagandize the masses that “there’s nothing to see here!”

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Whycome no self-destruct?

  11. Mojeaux

    Found on Reddit and it made me LOL: “Y’all want manic pixie dream girl till the manic shows up.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh. Well…there is a reason men don’t live as long as women.

    • Spudalicious

      Fuck Canuckistan. Keep your warty assed potatoes out of here.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am obviously impartial. My grandma got gracious help from J.R. Simplot after my granpa killed himself, helping my aunt through college. Idaho spuds or nothing. Fuck Canuckistan

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rip JR. He used to let kids sled on his front lawn.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Old school corporate man. Just like the CEO of Boise Cascade who also, for my apparently awesome grandma, would fly my grandma down to California to see her kids and grandkids. They don’t make CEOs like that anymore.

      • Gustave Lytton

        B schools and “professional” management has killed that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seriously. Also cause apparently Idaho had three of the most awesome CEOs or again, my grandma was just great…Mr. Albertsons helped my mom through her college. Either it is small town love or companies that knew they were built from that town. I am not really sure what it was.

      • Fourscore

        We lost our taters at the border, the check point guards confiscated them, about 20 years ago. We had to stop at the first super market in Fort Francis and buy a bag of Canadian spuds. Tasted the same, may be they were the same ones.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Vilsack is head of AG? again? what strange grift is this?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Let’s calculate the background rate of spontaneous abortions using the DMED data. The total number of women enlisted and on active duty in the U.S. military in 2020 was 226,417 (this represents the 17.2% female population enrolled + active in 2020 (N = 1,333,822)). Therefore, the background rate based on DMED data is 132 spontaneous abortions per 100,000 women.

    Did they correct for age or other characteristics affecting probability of pregnancy?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s very much a back of the napkin calculation.

      • Enough About Palin

        Is the napkin sanitary?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The easiest criticism is that the average age of active duty military women should skew much lower than the general population.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But their job risks skew higher on factors for carrying no?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The appropriate thing to do would to compare numbers between the military and genpop in non-contested years and use that to set a baseline ratio between the two.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Agreed. But then how are we supposed to develop our narrative?

    • Gustave Lytton

      other characteristics affecting probability of pregnancy?

      Like deployment orders to shitholes or being deployed to shitholes without productive things to do or diversions?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Suck it, FDR

    China’s ambassador to the United States issued a warning Thursday: The U.S. could face “military conflict” with China over the future status of Taiwan.

    In his first one-on-one interview since assuming his post in Washington, D.C., last July, Qin Gang accused Taiwan of “walking down the road toward independence,” and added, “If the Taiwanese authorities, emboldened by the United States, keep going down the road for independence, it most likely will involve China and the United States, the two big countries, in a military conflict.”

    Joe’s gonna get his very own WW number. That’s leadership.

    • commodious spittoon

      A conscripted army comprised of millennials and zoomers.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Too worried about getting their TikTok videos out of the firefight they were just in. We should have retreated and just focused on our borders.

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Just found out who Nick Freitas was responding to when he went on his beautiful rant yesterday.

    The glorious Rep Don Scott from Portsmouth of course.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It was an absolutely beautiful speech. I felt no “I am right wing” or “I am left wing” it was pure, let’s argue on merits and merits alone.

    • Tonio

      Do your fellow Glibs a solid and post a linky?

      • Tonio

        Nailed it!

      • Tonio

        Thanks, OBE. Freitas is awesome.

        I’ve heard him speak in person when he was running for congress against Spanberger.

        His YouTube Channel here.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Go to Wednesday the 26th General Session at about 12:43 for Scott.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What wizardry is this?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its on their site. You just have to hit share and then you can clip the time frame you want. I was actually quite impressed.

      • ron73440

        CWAA

      • ron73440

        The longer I watch, the worse it gets.

        That dude is an unrepentant piece of shit.

        No wonder Freitas was so pissed off.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Scott, like every other politician from Portsmouth, is an asshole.

      • juris imprudent

        “Is you is, or is you ain’t, muh constituents?” Not really all that much change – ignorant pandering for the electoral win.

    • pistoffnick

      That was good.

      Unfortunately, I don’t think I understand women any better after watching it.

  15. Nephilium

    Thank %deity% that it’s Friday, and I’ve been able to pass of RCA’s on two outages to someone else.

    Since it is the beginning of the weekend, starting at the usual 20:00 Eastern will be the Zoom/Happy Hour/Random Discussion.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Depends on the wife’s mood. I worked half day and having day beers. She is still working….I may have to spend some money tonight.

      • Tonio

        Rub her feet.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dude…wet environment all day, dog smells, on her feet….I would rather suck a penny at that point.

      • Mojeaux

        Hot water, epsom salts.

        Do it. It’s a kindness she will NEVER forget.

        Barring that, give her a head/neck/shoulder massage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep! I know it was cheesy but I got her a really good at home foot spa. I will prep that for her arrival as a sacrafice.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I listen. All prepped for her arrival, just gotta add the hot water and heat up the neck wrap in the microwave.

      • Mojeaux

        Excellent!

      • db

        Now that’s a loving husband!

      • db

        You could just let her go out on her own…no reason to hire an outcall escort for her.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You have all seen her…I am playing with fire and while I have Promethean aspects about me, this is a fire I do not dare share with Man.

      • db

        Good point. Best not to split that atom.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I could use a bunch of space explaining how climate models work and how scientists work to correct for errors in their projections. I could point to the oft-repeated phrase “all models are wrong but some are useful” to succinctly underscore this point. I could re-emphasize how the body of scientific work on climate is incredibly sound on what is likely to happen within the next few decades. I could spend time explaining why the scientific definitions of “the environment” doesn’t necessarily mean “everything,” as well as how it is the world’s richest—not the world’s poorest—are driving environmental destruction.

    I could, but that would require organizing my thoughts into something more complex and coherent than junior high school insults. Fuck that.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      If you don’t already know, then I’m not going to tell you.

    • juris imprudent

      And then you would go read Judith Curry – a real climate scientist – and realize how damn sophomoric I am.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Would have thought schools learned their lessons on rolling TVs into a classroom after that, but noooooooo.

  17. rhywun

    You better sit down for this.

    NY Dems intend to gerrymander away my GOP Congresscritter. What they are doing is of course illegal and unconstitutional but who is going to stop them lol.

    And some of you thought they would target AOC SMDH.

    • Sensei

      I just looked her up. I thought she only did SI. Looks like she’ll be doing neither SI or Brooklyn…

    • Ted S.

      I figured they’d do everything they could to gerrymander Rep. Stefanik out of office.

      • rhywun

        Nah, they’re not gonna get a Dem elected up there.

        This one is easier plus it has the virtue of kicking the last Republican out of NYC, probably for good.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Despite Peterson having absolutely no official expertise in climate change or science whatsoever

    Where is your hall pass? Where is your official permission slip to speak of these things?

  19. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: ‘Peter Dinklage just put seven of us out of a job!’ Dwarf actors’ fury at Disney for canceling seven dwarves from Snow White remake because the woke multimillionaire Game of Thrones star said they were offensive

    ‘Peter Dinklage is the biggest dwarf actor probably of all time but it doesn’t make him king dwarf,’ Dylan Postl, who played Hornswoggle the leprechaun in WWE for 10 years and has also acted in The Muppets, told DailyMail.com.

    ‘When he was cast as a little person role in Lord of the Rings or in a Game of Thrones or in Elf or this that or the other thing… those checks cashed just fine.

    ‘He had no issue then. But now he wants to be progressive? Come on man.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10449549/Dwarf-actors-slam-Peter-Dinklage-canceling-seven-dwarves.html

    • Pine_Tree

      “…biggest dwarf actor…”

    • Animal

      Looks like they were counting on a payday, but came up short.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dinklage definitely cut them down at the knees and really made the market smaller and more to his advantage.

      • TARDis

        As for the little people, Bridget was more interesting back in the day.

    • Shpip

      It came to my attention some years back that there was no collective noun for little people.
      However, my suggestion “a shortage of dwarves” was rejected out of hand. Something about “confusing” and “deeply offensive.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *golf clap*

    • The Last American Hero

      Sorry but until Durin returns we’re stuck with Peter.

    • Fatty Bolger

      He’s an angry dwarf.

    • Not Adahn

      Besides, Berkeley Breathed already made that joke back in the Reagan administration.

    • The Other Kevin

      He’d beat them both put together with one hand tied behind his back!

    • Ownbestenemy

      *cough, adjusts crotch* Polls are bullshit, even ones that fit our bias.

    • Urthona

      I think about 20 different polls have shown the opposite anyway.

      How would Biden win swing states? He’s polling about zero among moderates.

      • TARDis

        Lots of ways. Mail-in votes, late night ballot dumps, Dominion voting machines, un-monitored ballot handling, etc. Just need a water main break here and there too.

    • Not Adahn

      Well of course — the two Rs would split the vote.

    • Translucent Chum

      There are a lot of people who are just broken.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wanna take it, take it. Vast majority do not give a shit what you do right after you have sex. Because it is nothing more than a stunt by this person and media sycophants want to elevate it to something else drives me nuts.

  20. westernsloper

    Because Gizmodo is the world authority in climate science. Fuck off.

    • Urthona

      I also don’t understand why expertise is needed to point out that predictions have failed.

      I don’t need special expertise to mention that Fauci said 50% vaccination would end covid last Spring or that Israel was done with covid. His prediction failed. He was very and obviously wrong. Just like all climate models that have made “predictions” up to the present time have failed.

      And if your science is not testable and cannot make predictions , what use is it?

      • Fatty Bolger

        Oh, they make predictions. All of which fail spectacularly.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Which I guess that was your point. #READFAIL

    • TARDis

      The FBI investigators got paid.

      • ron73440

        And what happened the first five times?

        The FBI investigators got paid.

        The same thing will happen the sixth time, I would be willing to bet.

      • juris imprudent

        The FBI investigators got paid.promoted.

    • Enough About Palin

      That pales when compared to the Governor of SD making a few calls to expedite her real estate license.

      • The Other Kevin

        Not to mention Trump having government people stay in his hotels.

      • Count Potato

        People staying at hotels? What sort of madness is this?

    • creech

      Why would anyone give a crap about this story? NBC has informed me three times today that the Bidens have a new pussy in the White House.
      “Willow” is her name; something to do with DOCTOR Jill’s old hometown. This is an important story, not some minor shit about Pelosi’s son or Hunter or Ukraine or inflation. Get with it folks!

    • slumbrew

      I’m guessing they intended to invoke ‘Schindler’ with that headline; whoopsie.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I get confused, are we good with collectivism or individualism now?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Enter the mind of a professional educator

    It is objectively true that over the last two years, kids have not experienced the same lessons they would have, if school had just been in person. But, I really think there’s too much focus on that or on this idea of learning loss, whatever that means.

    What school does and what school is isn’t just a sequence of lessons that you’re supposed to get in order at the right time in order to grow up to be the person you’re supposed to grow up to be. That’s not what school is really about. School is about becoming the person you’re meant to be through being in community and having experiences with others, learning who you are, learning how to be a person who shows up in a way that is good for others – and fractions and grammar.

    So, yes, our kids missed out on things. They have experiences that they need to have, now, to grow into the people they need to be and to grow in community in the right way. That is all much more important and much more urgent than this idea that we need to somehow make up for the lessons that they didn’t have because they were remote or because school was closed at a certain period of time. That stuff will come. The urgency is we need to help our kids feel safe and good in community at school, so they know how to be with others.

    We completely shirked our responsibilities. We locked your children out of school in order to assuage our selfish terror, but that’s not what’s important now.

    You just need to admit your complete incompetence and lack of qualifications to engage in successful childrearing, and beg us to take your snotty brats back.

    • Enough About Palin

      “School is about becoming the person you’re meant to be through being in community and having experiences with others, learning who you are, learning how to be a person who shows up in a way that is good for others – and fractions and grammar.”

      No. that’s what bars are for.

      • one true athena

        And even if you play along with their b.s., it’s still horrible, because the kids were (and in some places still are) locked out of their “community”. the school is their community. The playground and the basketball hoop in the park are their community and the state closed those for more than a year. so give me a break with the chorus of “the community” when that was exactly what was taken away.

      • Ted S.

        That’s what home schooling is for.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That….that is what homeschooling provides. Wow.

      • Count Potato

        Texas and no mention of High School Football? Fake news.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You think the blue hairs at “Friends of Public Schools of Texas” know the difference between a touchdown and a reacharound?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      School is just the friends we made along the way.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Public school was where I learned how to: traverse social statuses, find hidden places to do devious things, question authority, develop cliques that can sometimes be friends, plan parties, plan drug and alcohol logistics of said parties.

  22. Ownbestenemy

    The butt-hurt employee of mine, when we were peers, had a self-starter attitude. Now? Asking me every little thing? Should we do this? Should I do this? Seriously, dude, I know you are a self-motivated worker cause I have seen you do it for the past 10 years. If your goal is to try and saddle me with your BS, you can go pound sand. You are getting paid good money to use your brain. Why do you need me to tell you what to do?

    • juris imprudent

      Perhaps I recall incorrectly, but don’t you work in a bureaucracy? Sounds like that worker is adapting to the incentives in the system.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I’m an optimist. I think the omicron surge ending is a really good thing and it may mean we have a time of lower cases and normalcy for a while. That’ll give us a longer time of more calm and more stability and school, which is going to help kids and teachers feel more calm and more stable in their bodies and their classrooms to rebuild the community and do the work that we need to do.

    But in the long term, this isn’t a blip. I mean, this is now part of our collective experience. It’s been a quarter of my younger son’s life. It’s not just a thing that happened. It’s the world. So, we’re going to be making sense of that forever.

    We want to go back to normal, but we also always have to ask what normal even was. This moment, cataclysmic as it is, has to be a time when we rebuild the world in a better way. And I really think that people, schools, teachers and their kids and the parents they work with are doing that work classroom by classroom.

    What a rambling empty-headed idjit.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah so only persons that are saddled with elevated levels of melanin get to claim it. Fuck right off.

    • one true athena

      Yep looks like the new hire is getting a jump on finishing the skinsuiting of the ADL .

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Whoever runs Pat Sajak’s account is a good egg. I believe this all stems from a rumor that Barry Manilow was also pulling his works (turns out a lie)

    Pat Sajak
    @patsajak
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    3h
    I’m pulling both “Sajak Sings Sinatra” and “Pat Sajak’s Yodeling Favorites” from Spotify.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Ozy’s report about the pilot just became more believable considering this started showing up.

    https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1487181599049408519

    Sources aboard the USS Carl Vinson say the Navy’s first F35 woman pilot was at the controls of the plane which went overboard *** $LMT

    Shape the narrative, drive the conversation. Cause now it will be a billion tweets about women drivers.

    • Sean

      Not buying it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same. Not doubting it could be a woman pilot, just that it is being presented now to drive the conversation and muddy the waters. Seems there is an interest to talk about anything but the crash.

    • westernsloper

      Why? Is she asian?

      • Ownbestenemy

        God you a dick. A funny one, but a dick.

      • westernsloper

        What?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Day beers remember?

      • westernsloper

        All good, I am just funnin. I am into the afternoon tequilas.

      • westernsloper

        Dickasaurusrex.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Sources aboard the USS Carl Vinson say the Navy’s first F35 woman pilot was at the controls of the plane which went overboard

    Not sure if serious.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Man has firearm and other belongings confiscated pursuant to a police investigation.
      Man cleared of all wrongdoing relating to those belongings.
      State decides to destroy the belongings instead of returning them to man.

      WTF?

      • Ownbestenemy

        He and his lawyers agreed to it. Stupid move altogether but it was agreed upon.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Which is bullshit. Judge should have thrown out the agreement and returned the items to Rittenhouse as the state has zero right to contend anything other than a potential stolen goods charge for continuing to hold onto Rittenhouse’s possessions.

      • db

        They specifically did not want the rifle or the clothes being sold as “Kyle Rittenhouse’s,” according to Rittenhouse’s attorney.

        I totally understand that. I think all involved just want rid of it as much as possible.

        Dominic Black, who owned the rifle, agreed with this as well. Rittenhouse wisely decided not to press an ownership interest in the rifle and they agreed that it would not be exploited. I think it was the right move.

        The rifle was never really Rittenhouse’s, except in an unwritten trust between him and Black.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah see my reply below. I think take it and donate it to a self defense fund, but then again I wasn’t just within inch of my ass in prison.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, that makes sense. Didn’t want it to become a notorious collector’s item.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I thought he got it back and agreed to destroy it?

      State prosecutors, the defense and the man who purchased the gun agreed to let the Kenosha Police Department and Kenosha Joint Services destroy the firearm, along with the magazine and the scope, so that the weapon “will not be in anyone’s possession,” Kenosha County Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger said during a hearing in Kenosha County circuit court Friday.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t get why this is a point of discussion at all. Seems like the only outcome should be them handing him a burlap sack filled with his stuff and sending him on his way. If he doesn’t want it, he can list it on gunbroker. “AR, lightly used, fingerprints on barrel, some scuffs from skateboard impacts, didn’t jam when needed. Good gun! I’d stake my life on it!”

      • Ownbestenemy

        I know there is some murky waters here. The gun was loaned to him when he took it to Kenosha. It was Dominic Blacks at that point. Black did state he was going to give it to him when he was 18 but then all that happened. I would have said auction it off and make a pay day.

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Get yer’ weekly shot right here folks. Step right up!

    https://off-guardian.org/2022/01/25/cdc-pivoting-its-language-on-vaccination-status/

    Moving forward people will need regular boosters to be “up to date”, & they won’t be using the term “fully vaccinated” anymore.

    I just don’t know they can live with themselves. They destroy innocent conspiracy theories that never hurt anyone every day now.

    • Count Potato

      This is the news cycle:

      1. Conspiracy Theory
      2. Babylon Bee
      3. Corporate Media

    • Ownbestenemy

      They can’t use the term ‘fully vaccinated’ because all the FedGov mandates in various agencies define their rules, to be deemed vaccinated as the battery of Moderna/Pfizer (two shots) or the J&J

      • juris imprudent

        The J&J is going to be discounted/discarded as qualifying. You’re only going to be considered vaxxed with multiple doses of Moderna/Pfizer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t like but I’m still not switching to Android.

      • hayeksplosives

        Pretty sure that emoji is going to be used almost exclusively in derision and sarcasm.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No doubt.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep. First thing I thought of.

      • rhywun

        It’s not exclusive to Apple which means it will be everywhere eventually.

        PS. That website is a dumpster fire. They must be hitting back at Apple because it causes Safari to hang every time.

  28. hayeksplosives

    I’ve been in a WWI state of mind after reading A Peace to End All Peace, and then Now it Can Be Told.

    Just watched a good documentary on the First Battle of the Somme (1916 edition).

    Now I’m in need of something else, so I’m about to queue up Blackadder Goes Forth. Currently included with Amazon Prime.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, that’s a great channel. Detailed and well presented.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks for the rec, guys!

    • hayeksplosives

      “Sir, if we do happen to tread upon a mine, what should we do?”

      “Well, normal procedure is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself on as wide an area as possible.”

      • Ozymandias

        JFC that’s dark – and brilliantly funny.

      • slumbrew

        A fair description of the entire show.

    • hayeksplosives

      Up is down, black is white, stupid is clever, etc

      • rhywun

        Freedom is fascism.

        OMG the replies…

      • TARDis

        It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

        Too bad Reiner is a world class shit bag.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Political cartoonists are the lowest life form, it is known.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Not being for coerced and forcible introduction of foreign substances into one’s own body is tantamount to fascism. Got it…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        They just don’t understand what Fascism is, Hell they trust Our Government!

      • TARDis

        As soon as they call conservatives fascist, there is no talking with them. They just willfully pig ignorant tyrants.

    • Ownbestenemy

      When the narrative is in trouble, you circle the wagons.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just think, like nurses, truckers were too once heroes on the front lines. Keep adding to your list and keep peeling away people from your cause.

  29. R C Dean

    Alright, I dumped some ramblings into the queue this afternoon. Schedule and post as you wish, TPTB.

  30. LCDR_Fish

    Well, technically they canceled my shift today – but I missed the call since I got in 3 1/2 hours early to make up some time. Left around 1815 – quite a bit coming down, but still well above freezing so the roads were pretty clear on the whole. Not too bad.

    • db

      dammit, I love Brussels sprouts. FJB

    • TARDis

      The last one is doable.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would argue is is not. While you can take a lot away, freedom, or the concept of it, lives within the most stout-hearted individuals. As long as your mind is your own, you can be free. It will suck, but you are free.

    • The Hyperbole

      Meh, one thing I’ve learned from anarchist is that just because something never happened before and you can’t see how it will happen now is no reason to abandon your principled desire to see it become a thing. I want a Stateless society, Pete wants risk free transportation, potayto, potahto.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You aren’t setting policy though.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’ll try to attain his goal by making it impossible for you to drive.

      • The Hyperbole

        Possibly, then again maybe he’ll come up with a new plan that doesn’t involve coercion.

      • straffinrun

        I suppose a risk free, free society is possible, but it sounds awful.

  31. db

    Dinner tonight: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279168/sous-vide-mahi-mahi-with-jalapeno-lime-butter/

    Had most of the lime juice leftover, so I made a Margarita with the rest. Like a frugal person, we use all parts of the lime.

    My Margarita recipe
    2 fl.oz. lime juice (fresh squeezed)
    1 fl.oz. Triple Sec
    Cointreau and/or Grand Marnier to taste

    Fill a 12 fl.oz. glass near to the top with cubed ice
    Squeeze 1 lime over the ice (ensure about 1 fl.oz. of juice)
    Add Triple Sec
    Stir
    Dash Cointreau and/or Grand Marnier over the mixture (approx 1/2 to 1 oz as needed); allow to drizzle down through the beverage
    Enjoy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I got tri tip on the table…and bloody mary’s

      • db

        niiiiiice

    • straffinrun

      That sounds simple and elegant at the same time.

    • westernsloper

      Wut? No tequila?

      • Count Potato

        This.

    • db

      OOOOOPS. What a horrendous mistake (thanks, Sloper)

      1 fl.oz. lime juice
      2 fl.oz. Tequila (something easy like Hornitos Plata)
      1 fl.oz. Triple Sec
      Cointreau and/or Grand Marnier to taste

    • Tulip

      Tequila?

  32. db

    Just watched that Keanu Reeves PCC video from an earlier thread. He’s pretty good. I’d like a chance to compete with him.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Slumbrew mentioned, he really leaned into the John Wick role and from the looks of it, became a real fan of firearms and the art/sport of shooting.

  33. straffinrun

    Is today gonna be a good day?

    • Ownbestenemy

      It is…

    • westernsloper

      Today was a good day.

      • straffinrun

        Still got all your fingers by sundown=good day.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Perhaps you should be evaluating your choices of finger sticking locations a little better.

      • straffinrun

        Filling in Mayor Pete’s potholes. Free market FTW.

      • The Hyperbole

        What is it with you people and not losing fingers? Loping off a digit or two is not the end of life as one knows it. Far as I’m concerned if you get outta here with all of your original equipment you wasted your life.