Sad.
What kind of fakakta plan was this? Just play your home games in one empty stadium. You don’t need to do it in a second one. Liverpool advanced to the final of the League Cup by beating Arsenal into submission. They’ll face Chelsea later next month. Nothing happening in the Southern Hemisphere worth commenting on. They won’t get my attention. It’s Divisional Playoff weekend. Should be some great games. And that’s sports.
“How you say, Stoo-pid?”
This is a pretty pointless lawsuit. I’d love to see this assclown get taken down a peg, but this is likely going nowhere.
Oh, for the love of… This is just retarded. Also, I wonder when one of them will come out as having transitioned into a Reese’s Pieces (with apologies to The Bee). Or would a single one be a Reese’s Piece? Well, whatever. Like I said, this whole thing is tarded.
When your entire plan blows up in your face. And sadly, they’ll just double down and the locals will bleat their approval.
I’m shocked, shocked! Well not really shocked. This always happens when the government gives a shitload of money away in order to placate those it’s stealing from.
Yeah, why hasn’t this happened yet? The other case has been adjudicated and it’s no longer evidence. Give him his shit back and let him do with it as he pleases.
“Don’t move in on our scam!” You want to scam people, get a government license to do so. That’s the lesson here.
Vaya con Dios
A Texas legend has passed. Go easy, big man.
Remember “Video Killed The Radio Star”? Well, this ain’t that, but it’s a true statement about the artist. Enjoy it, though. It’s a great song.
And enjoy your Friday and this weekend, friends.
The M&Ms thing is mindbogglingly stupid. Makes me think that all marketing people are 13
They are woke and stupid college majors that have been indoctrinated into thinking this stuff is what good people believe. In short: they are some of the morons you could imaging mother nature has not caught up to and Darwinized yet.
Nah. A group of 13 year olds would have given them tits. This is from woke dickheads in their late 20s to early 30s.
13 year old boys, yes. 13 year old girls would have done something different, like work in the holiday colored M&M’s into commercials.
25yo girls.
Social media interns.
Same group that is fucking up the legal department, too.
Speaking of, my department head, perhaps unintentionally, dropped some interesting information yesterday about how they view diversity in legal. He hinted that they had considered laying off non-diverse people in my department and hiring diverse replacements, but the talent loss would be too extreme. They were afraid of pissing off the current team and completely catering morale. Too late, fuckos! *sends out another resume*
That’s awful. Is the department head oblivious to the obvious lawsuits that have resulted?
Department head of legal department? yoke’s on you!
Department head has a lack of a filter sometimes. He doesn’t think about how he’s describing things and how it comes off. I don’t doubt they discussed the lack of viability of firing all the white guys and how that creates tension with the fact that diversity is now the legal department’s #1 stated priority.
What’s unclear is whether the idea of firing all the white guys was brought up as a hypothetical solution presented hyperbolically as an extreme measure that wasn’t viable or whether they seriously considered it and decided not to proceed. Either way, it was a pretty major foot in mouth moment that he didn’t even realize happened.
It’s not like I haven’t been looking around anyway, but some of the urgency had gone away because covid vaccine stuff had cooled off and diversity stuff had taken a back seat to real issues. This was a good reminder that those things haven’t completely gone away and they’ll gladly can me the instant they can find a gay black nonbinary that can replace me.
4D chess my friend – he just got you to quit without him having to have an awkward conversation, deal with a wrongful termination suit, or even cut an unemployment check.
They’re learning what happens when they limit their hiring pool to the grievance-driven fraction of the population. A pool, by the way, that had its best talent removed from it years ago.
If you think of the shell as clothing, they are actually all black.
If you overanalyze it Even the chocolate is clothing
I had no idea M&Ms were from New Zealand.
Which one is the gay one?
The one with the handbag?
It’s not a purse, it’s European.
I would do anything for love….
But I won’t do that.
“Which one is the gay one?”
Those are the S&M’s.
Spaniards and Mexicans?
https://youtu.be/LoFRAJL7Lc0?t=321
Anyone ever paid attention to that crap? Besides Van Halen and their promoters.
I only like the ones with nuts. Now I’m concerned that I’m a sexist.
No, you’re not sexist, just transphobic. Females can have nuts too!
Do you like fish-stix?
As I’m no longer a 11-year-old, no.
Sure….
Yeah, the least dull variety. “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands!” wasn’t much of a selling point, when they can in fact discolor your hands.
I live about 2 miles from a giant Mars plant – so I know lots of people who work there.
They still say the corporate culture is very conservative at the plant – no vax mandates for example. But…
With the acquisition of Wrigley, most of the management people were moved to Newark. And the company is headquartered in McLean, VA – right next to DC. I assume their corporate leadership is becoming woke just because of their location.
So you saying that Mars product are soon to start tasting like ass?
“I’m shocked, shocked! Well not really shocked. This always happens when the government gives a shitload of money away in order to placate those it’s stealing from.”
If you had gone of the premise that just like in the past this shit was never about helping anyone but the crooks in government and their buddies steal tax payer lucre, this revelation would neither be surprising nor unusual.
Government is at best a necessary evil. The bigger it gets, the more corrupt and evil the people running it get.
Somehow Unintended Consequences also seem to be the norm. There has to be a collusion between those passing out the money to those able to do a work around. There just has to be.
Fascism came into being because old time marxist realized that putting people loyal to the cause but lacking in the necessary expertise would seriously negatively hamper the top down agenda – especially the economic one – and make the whole thing unsustainable, so they came up with the idea of having the state pick the winners and losers in the private sector using a legal system that would give the whole thing a veneer of legitimacy. We keep hearing about how capitalism is bad, but there is no capitalism going on in the western world. What we have is a new form of fascism – they dropped the nationalist focus of fascism for the international focus of marxism, for example – that is as crony capitalism by the people that want pure marxism.
Our new fascist system is all about growing government power so government can better work at picking winners and losers. In the process those in government and those connected to them, along with a lot of crime organizations, will massively rob the productive section of the country paying taxes.
I am not sure if i am understanding you at 100%. But i do think its natural that people are going to try to workaround BS that’s preventing them from getting the job done.
I’m thinking more of the brother-in-law effect. The goal of the distributors is different than the strap hangers.
No more Snickers for me, I don’t want to offend anyone.
Diversity all the way, Baby
What does that mean? All you eat is Paydays?
Twisters, the black and red and any other Twister of Color. I’m the wokest wokester in Wokesville.
Payday is too much. If I want that many nuts Ill just watch trans swimming.
I guess my point was aptly made..
So close to the joke…
Better would have been ‘watch college women’s swimming’
Rolos never offended anyone.
But I do segregate the Good from the Plenty in Good & Plenty…
Peanut and peanut butter M&Ms are the GOATs btw, 1 and 1a.
I agree with this.
ZOMG! Racist! The bag is RED! Like a MAGA HAT! And look at the M&M’s hair! It’s obviously DRUMPH!
Yes – candy-coated crack.
The fudge ones and the pretzel ones are great
I doubt Rittenhouse has any legal claim to that gun. It was owned by his friend legally and constructively. The arrangement saved both of them from any straw purchase charges, but it seems like the gun should be returned to Dominic Black and not Rittenhouse.
The gun belonged to Rittenhouse. That was determined in the Black plea deal.
The gun belongs to the state, since only the state may legitimately use violence.
They may also – and frequently do – use illegitimate violence with absolutely no consequences to any of the government actors. See: literally everything that the FBI/CIA do. Oops, I forgot that it’s legitimate because they say it is and they derive their legitimacy from the fact that they’re legitimate.
Ref: Meatloaf/Louie Anderson
So many of the successful entertainers have overcome adversity in their youth maybe being a boy named Sue is an asset.
What about the kid with a black dad and a Dakota mother?
A Sioux named boy.
“Me Tarzan, you Boy”
A man named Horse.
That’s just crazy
Horse not named man.
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!!!!
The horse had no name.
Nah, it’s just a nickname the girls gave him.
I thought Boy was Kratos’ son in the most recent God of War game.
One of my grade school friends was exactly this, but his name was Greg.
“Unlike in the ’40s, though, we’ve pretty clearly lost World War C.”
I don’t know. I think the only way to move forward is to declare some kind of victory here. Not lament the loss or throw more money at it. A man can dream, but holding some people responsible would be nice too.
Declare victory and just pull out like Afghanistan. A little collateral damage is all.
Where’s the money in that?
Forestalling complete economic collapse?
That’s my thought too. We have a pretty solid system that can get back on its feet when we stop hitting ourselves.
Always need more social workers to fight poverty, etc. We’ve successfully won the War on Education. Education lost.
Just don’t call it a shithole and you’re probably fine, Gav.
What a sad, weak man.
Three cheers for accountability?
Fanta Bility?
The world needs the Fanta ladies back, in true form. Sadly they would probably be woke
In response, the three officers, who were monitoring the exit of the football game, fired at a vehicle moving on the street between the officers and the football stadium and spectators leaving the game.
because: of course they did
Were they specifically trained not to fire at a vehicle moving on the street between the officers and a football stadium and spectators leaving the game?
Because otherwise they could walk and then the union will get their jobs back.
So we’re all going to ignore the elephant in the room? The yellow M&M is a neo-nazi!
I was gonna make an asian joke in the name of diversity. But….too easy.
In the diversity universe, asians are white.
In the diversity universe, anyone who doesn’t vote Dem is white.
Israel world #1 in daily COVID cases per capita
We’re still doing it right!
They’re pumping up the test numbers *because* they want to pump up the “case” numbers.
What can go wrong with this brilliant idea by the IRS?
That’s Facist!
See single land tax is better no need for an IRS
Nah, someone will have to value the land and collect the tax.
It is better, but not necessarily for that reason. Although the number of IRS employees will drop dramatically. Especially if they use locals for valueing.
Well according to the government, all black people will not be able to view their tax returns cause they dont have an ID to upload. Also, persons in rural areas won’t be able to upload said picture cause fax machines don’t have the dpi and resolution and that is all they have.
That is the beauty of facial scans! You don’t need any ID. Just let them scan your face and you can do everything!
Wait a minute…. Houston we have a problem
I will only accept this from the IRS if they change the requirement from fascial scans to dick pics…
de rigueur: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1346402/
Fuck that shit
What can go wrong
Well ID.me could get hacked and get access to your biometric information. Which gives them access to any other sites using ID.me.
If it was a simple password, you could change that. How do you change your face scan? Will the govt end up having to pay for a year of credit monitory AND plastic surgery?
https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/spain-to-shorten-vaccination-certificates-validity-from-february-1/
Well this sucks ass
Well i have until 10th of february to decide if i get the fucking booster or cancel the holiday and lose 200 euro
Admiral Akbar some mother fuckers and you will get a free vacation, man..
No vale la pena. Cancel.
Que chingoneria….
Sorry Pie.
I posted this in the dead thread: https://dailysceptic.org/2022/01/20/triple-jabbed-over-30s-have-higher-infection-rates-than-the-unvaccinated-ukhsa-data-show/
If Team Blue has lost the so-called skeptical community, then they’re fucked.
Oh wait, just saw the spelling.
And i had jusy bought the tickets two days ago 🙁 because the news was spain wanted to give up covid theater
A higher power told them what to do. Maybe they should Espexit.
Latinexit?
Latinxxit
Gringo?
Just as long as that slutty green M&M transforms into an empowered independent genius who disdains men.
the Lena Dunham edition ?
No
Just to activate your acid reflux- you know I prolly would.
Paging Barfman, Barfman to the white courtesy phone.
Screw Tulpa, we all just became Barfman.
That would be the “Tastes like shit” M&M?
So, the hazelnut spread?
What the fuck did Hazel’s nuts do to you, man?
Again with the UA references.
Which color M&M is the small girl one who is a martial arts expert that can whip all the other big male M&Ms in the bag single-handedly?
Actually, under the Land-O-Lakes / Uncle Ben standard, shouldn’t all the M&M characters be exterminated, since in the wokester bizarro world a company can only have a white product spokesbeing?
Hey Pine did you find the answers you were seeking?
I think so, yes. Adapted from something of yours the other day.
#1 son is supposed to make his case (or turn in his papers or whatever) today. Not sure exactly what he’s going to be asked, but he has the basic statements, a backup doc that our presbytery prepared indicating support, and a letter from one of his Elders indicating he’s a sho-nuff member.
We’ll see. Thanks.
Good luck to you and him.
I want Candy! B-Bubblegum and Taffy!
BTW– CPRM, if you read this, maybe you can get your contact to get MC Chris to do a Glibertarians rap.
“I’m Hume Cronyn she’s my Jessica Tandy”
Now I want to watch season 3 of The Umbrella Academy.
Interns at zombie making?
What kind of fakakta plan was this?
Idk. But baseball is not a real sport anyway.
The M&M’s are getting a new look to become more ‘inclusive’. People jokingly think they should be hotter.
It’s multicolored candy. Leftist racists should have no problem with it.
I remember a black licorice candy in the ’40s that my mother would buy on rare occasions, little licorice bites in the shape of a baby. The Fourscores called them “Tar babies”, I think they were sold in bulk at Fanny Farmer candy stores.
The long march through candy names is not yet complete:
<a href="https://www.mashed.com/735301/marks-and-spencer-finally-renamed-this-offensive-candy/"Marks And Spencer Finally Renamed This Offensive Candy
The candy that was renamed? Midget Gems.
Well, I done fucked that up.
https://www.mashed.com/735301/marks-and-spencer-finally-renamed-this-offensive-candy/
They should just have every 100th be chili flavored. That would be hotter.
Well, that’s the problem, isn’t it? How’re those SJWs in marketing gonna virtue signal and change the world if there’s already no racism, homophobia, etc.?
Solutions in search of problems.
Australia records deadliest day of pandemic with 80 deaths
From?
And I like how there is an autoplay video with that cunte Cheney lying about J6. They will never let that faux Reichstag moment go.
For some weird reason i thought Meat Loaf was british
You’re thinking of his distant cousin Spotted Dick.
*applause*
he’s the second-most Scottish looking American of all time
after his daughter, clearly the inspiration for Fat Bastard
Party like a Sumerian: reinterpreting the ‘sceptres’ from the Maikop kurgan
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/antiquity/article/party-like-a-sumerian-reinterpreting-the-sceptres-from-the-maikop-kurgan/EFEEFA5BD92653748F5A0F04CD133184
The Bronze Age Maikop kurgan is one of the most richly furnished prehistoric burial mounds in the northern Caucasus. Its excavation in 1897 yielded a set of gold and silver tubes with elaborate tips and decorative bull figurines. Interpretations of these tubes include their use as sceptres and as poles to support a canopy. Re-examination of these objects, however, suggests they were used as tubes for the communal drinking of beer, with integral filters to remove impurities
So beer bongs? Fancy ones….
I read that early beer was drunk through a straw because they didn’t filter out the grain husks.
“The Kurgan were an ancient people from the steppes of Russia; for amusement, they would CHUG CHUG CHUG”
– Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez
Of course.
Fauci says FDA could authorize Pfizer’s Covid vaccine for kids under 5 in the next month
By all means, poison your kids.
Married with three grown daughters? ?
Fauci said younger children will likely need three doses, because two shots did not induce an adequate immune response in 2- to 4-year-olds in Pfizer’s clinical trials.
They do work though.
Let’s see that clinical trial data.
You got a FOIA for that request? We’ll release that to you a page at time – should be finished some time in the 23rd century.
I’m sure Pfizer and the FDA have good medical reasons for being vaccine-safety-data-hesitant.
Now why would they do that?
Particularly after they flat out lied about Maddie de Garay in the teenager trials. Nobody at the CDC or the FDA will answer any questions about her or how Pfizer described her paralysis from the vaccine as “abdominal pain.”
This is about getting Pfizer on the childhood vaccine schedule.
That provides them with a permanent liability shield.
I will put money down that if it is added to the schedule, Comirnaty will suddenly become available in the US as they will no longer need the liability protection of the EUA versions.
Enjoy some public health official tears.
St. Cloud is the 4th biggest city in the state and is about an hour and a half from the Twin Cities.
Moar quality whining:
It’s the small rural feeder communities that are the problem. Damned farmers just won’t comply.
Just wait until society collapses and those bastards can’t go to the supermarket to get food!
On the bright side, I’ve been able to identify a bunch of doctors from whom I should never seek medical care.
Vaxes are the new leeches.
Vaxes are an order of magnitude more effective than the mask mandates they are calling for.
DON’T FUCK WITH MY FACIAL TALISMAN AND IT’S MAGICAL POWERS!
Democracy dies in Appalachia.
“I cannot support such a perilous course for this nation when elected leaders are sent to Washington to unite our country, not to divide our country,” he argued.
“Let this change happen in this way, and the Senate will be a body without rules,” Manchin warned.
“We’ve changed the rules,” in the past, Manchin said. “But we changed them with the rules. We didn’t break the rules to change the rules. But all of a sudden now we just can’t do it anymore. Just got to blow it up.”
“The rule book means that the rules changes are done on the basis of broad, bipartisan consensus, not imposed on the minority by raw majority power,” he went on. “No matter who is in power.”
“The majority does not have that power to do that in this Senate.”
Right-wing extremism rears its ugly head.
Democracy means you doing what I tell you to do.
Youngkin doesn’t “soyance”.
New Youngkin executive order on health care: “The Governor will discourage mass testing for the purposes of pre-screening, discourage asymptomatic individuals from testing, and urge healthy individuals with mild symptoms to stay home and use discretion on testing.”
Wow. Common sense.
He’s already exceeded my expectations.
Gf questioned me when he apparently fired the head of the VEC (she works for them).
Her: He fired her.
Me: Who fired who?
Her: Youngkin fired the VEC head.
Me: Ok..?
Her: What does that mean for me?
Me: Nothing…new executive administrations do this sort of thing all the time…you are not a politically appointed employee…
Put it all on Death
Now, two years later, the U.S. has confirmed more than 69 million COVID-19 cases, and 859,000 deaths, the highest in the total for any country, according to data from Johns Hopkins University. And the nation, despite the wide availability of highly effective vaccines and novel treatments, is experiencing its most significant surge on record due to the highly transmissible omicron variant and tens of millions of eligible Americans remaining unvaccinated.
Now, two years later, the U.S. has confirmed more than 69 million COVID-19 cases, and 859,000 deaths, the highest in the total for any country, according to data from Johns Hopkins University. And the nation, despite the wide availability of highly effective vaccines and novel treatments, is experiencing its most significant surge on record due to the highly transmissible omicron variant and tens of millions of eligible Americans remaining unvaccinated.
——-
Two years into the pandemic, federal data shows that hundreds of thousands of Americans are still testing positive for the virus every day, and more than 1,600 others are dying from COVID-19.
In the last month alone, there have been more than 17.1 million confirmed COVID-19 cases, and 44,700 reported virus-related deaths. In addition, more than a year into the U.S. domestic vaccine rollout, 62 million eligible Americans who are over the age of 5, about 20% of that group, remain completely unvaccinated.
“After 24 months and unprecedented medical innovation, the last month has brought millions of cases and tens of thousands of deaths. While many might declare victory on the pandemic, we are clearly very far from where want we want to be right now, especially with billions of people yet to be vaccinated,” Brownstein said, referring to the continued global crisis.
The U.S. is still averaging more than 750,000 new cases a day, about three times the surge from last winter in 2021. However, there is growing evidence to suggest that the latest omicron case surge may be beginning to recede in the parts of the country that were first struck by the variant.
Although preliminary global studies indicate that the omicron variant may cause less severe illness than prior variants, health officials say that the sheer numbers of infections caused by the new variant could still overwhelm the health care system.
Why do they even bother to publish this stuff?
There’s nobody left alive to read it.
and novel treatments
Say what?
Remdesivir and ventilators
And maybe some monoclonal antibodies if you’re lucky and the government lets you have them.
Hopkins should be covering their faces in shame. They have developed exactly zero therapeutic treatments for COVID. Not a single protocol. Neither has Harvard or any other major medical school. Ponder that on the tree of woe.
And the nation, despite the wide availability of highly effective vaccines
Everyone just keeps repeating this non stop. I dont get it.
Welcome to Ouchtown, population you, bro.
A police pursuit of a motorcycle driver came to a deadly end with a horrific crash at an intersection in West Hills.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Some asshat on a motorcycle passed me doing about 95 mph in heavy traffic day before yesterday. It doesn’t bother me if he has a death wish, but I’d prefer not to be involved in it.
He dead.
I just hope he didn’t fuck the people in that car up on his way to his just rewards…
Looks like he took off the front end of the car. That’s pretty impressive for a motorcycle.
78 mph at collision.
A motorcycle engine is a big hunk of metal.
They (two middle-aged men, by the looks of it) got out of the car ambulatory.
Newslady’s trying hard not to grin too much.
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.
It’s interesting when people die…
There’s only one Billy Squier music video you should watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvl2aqIyNg
Uffda. I remember that video when it came out. I think us hicks out in the boonies watched it on NightTrax, but maybe it was MTV.
That video had to have done massive damage to Billy’s career. Before that a lot of us rubes liked his music. But we were homophobic enough that after that video, no one would play his stuff because of how gay he danced in that. No, we listened to Culture Club instead.
That video ended his career.
Milk jugs of joy with Friday Funbags.
https://archive.md/0Qa5M
17.1 million confirmed COVID-19 cases, and 44,700 reported virus-related deaths.
In other words a 99.74% survival rate.
Adjust for the people that had the Kung Flu but never even registered on their radar, and you are looking at an even lower number…
At least.
Let’s circle back around to the 4 comorbidities data…
Much higher than that, since most of the deaths are with Covid, not from Covid.
I’m going to need that Body Snatchers .gif.
Tards: No, NOOOO, you’re missing the point entirely dammit! FEAAARRrrrrrrrr
Since the next thing wasn’t “and I joined in” I can only assume you’re gay.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/17387406/walked-in-girlfriend-best-friend-lesbian-sex-my-bed/
Buh?
I you find your girlfriend munching carpet, unless the carpet is attached to a fugly woman, you don’t run out of the room. What you do is move her aside and tell her you will show her how to do it right…
You really shouldn’t deny your GF the opportunity to do something that’s so much fun.
Not denying. Just showing her how to do it better. We can even tag in and out to make it all more fun for all…
More than 160,000 virus-positive Americans are currently hospitalized across the country, a pandemic high. It was just over two weeks ago that we hit 100,000 COVID-19 positive Americans hospitalized.
How many of those patients were admitted solely and specifically because they were infected?
“Shut up,” they explained.
Also- based on my reading-between-the-lines superpower, much of the “secondary damage” inflicted on hospitals is completely self-inflicted, in the form of panic protocols.
Requiescat in pace Meat Loaf.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnOUkxyjXI
Cleanest. Election. Evar.
Thousands of phantom voters discovered in Wisconsin “who did vote” in the 2020 election
Official explanation for why there are 119,283 “active voters” in WI who have been registered for over 100 years “does not hold water”
569,277 voters have 1/1/1918 registration date, amounting to 1 out of every 14 voters in the system
115,252 of them voted in November 2020
Wisconsin Election Commission Voter ID database has 145,000 duplicate voter registrations
“Why would anybody use a numbering system that is inherently unable to be audited by humans or computers?”
Wisconsin Election Commission’s Voter ID numbers, which are used to keep track of who voted after the election, are totally random
Some identified by a single apostrophe
Wisconsin Election Commission Voter ID database designed to be impossible to audit
If there was a system like Wisconsin’s state voter database in the corporate world, the CEO and the CFO “would go to jail”
“Why would we apply a lesser standard to voter integrity?”
The Wisconsin Election Commission database is “a voting system where nobody can see what [they’re] doing” with “no audit trail of who did what and when they did it.”
“Why would anybody use a numbering system that is inherently unable to be audited by humans or computers?”
That question really answers itself, doesn’t it?
If the 2020 election had been legit I can guarantee you that team blue would not have felt and acted like rigging elections at the federal level was necessary for them to win the next time (and then ever again). If you read what is in that bill they claim they wanted to pass to help minorities vote, all you find is things that would make it even harder to verify people voting had the right to do so and that votes cast actually came from the people they claim voted. In short, it was an attempt to give the Feds the power to make sure elections would never again be auditable. And they are keeping the pandemic kabuki going so they have excuses, so now that this attempt to rig the game permanently failed, they should stop this shit.
Too local.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/sadistic-police-chief-tied-plastic-26011606
Buh?
In Thailand everyone has a porn name?
Stay far, far away from cops, and this goes triple for cops in the developing world.
I had a good interaction with a Costa Rican cop.
He came over to me during a village carnival to advise me to stand next to him. I said “Why, what’s wrong? Did I do something?”
He replied “Those guys over there are completely hammered and want to kick your ass for being a gringo.”
I said “Gracias.”
When facial scans turn out to be a complete failure, we will have no alternative but to implant RFID ear tags in the tax cattle.
Sweden says “Hold my Glogg”
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/microchip-covid-passport-sweden/2021/12/18/id/1049202/
“Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”
Stop right there.
Howard Stern is such a cunte.
“If it was up to me, anyone unvaccinated would not be admitted to a hospital,” Stern said on his Sirius XM show. “At this point, they have been given plenty of opportunity to get the vaccine.”
A caller concurred with barring unvaccinated patients from treatment, noting they should be sent “home with a bottle of Robitussin.”
“Right,” Stern continued. “They have been told you will die if you get the vaccine. Some of you will live, but most of you will die. They don’t trust our government. They think that there’s some conspiracy to turn them into a magnet or something like this. They think they are going to become magnetized if they take the vaccine.”
“I’ve taken this vaccine three times, and the worst side effect is for a day, I had a little bit of a headache.”
The government has always been so kind to you, hasn’t it?
“If it was up to me, anyone unvaccinated would not be admitted to a hospital,”
You are dealing with a real intellectual heavyweight when this argument pops up.
There’s nothing left to say about that coward.
Howard Stern lost it the moment he sold out to Sirrus. I don’t blame him for cashing in, but I certainly blame him for his fucking attempt to pretend he didn’t do that and that he still was edgy. Money makes people sell out.
I just learned (from wikipedia, so 50/50 on how true) but:
A nice laugh.
Absolutely true, I remember it.
He also dropped out of the race the second he realized he might win and the Cuomo enforcers dropped by to measure him for cement shoes.
Hard to be hungry when you wake up in silk sheets
What did he get, like a half billion dollars or so? For that kind of money, I’ll say whatever kind words you’d like about how Biden/Harris are the best governing duo in the history of the United States or even the world.
If he really wanted to shock jock, he would believe in the vaccine so much that anyone who gets covid at this point forward should not be admitted to the hospital.
A $300 bottle of ‘Tussin after you get the bill.
A full day of vaccine recovery for each of 3 shots is a longer time out of commission than I experienced as a pure blood when I contracted the illness.
Looks like he took off the front end of the car. That’s pretty impressive for a motorcycle.
That depends. If it was a bagger Harley…
Headline of the day.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/other-sports/russian-porn-star-president-mma-25954059
I heard there is an entire fetish around that sex fighting shit…
Images that precede unfortunate events
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1484463841446711301
I like that logic. Now lets start a deadpool…
Meanwhile in the Democratic People’s Republic of Canuckistan…
A pregnant woman and her husband were detained by police in Nanaimo, British Columbia recently for failing to comply with B.C.’s “Limitation Order #2”, but more generically the infractions mentioned by police appeared to be for failing to wear a mask, provide identification and not having a vaccine passport.
Derek Christensen and his wife were at the Nanaimo Aquatic Centre before they were detained and later handcuffed, according to an immediate family member.
“They cuffed both of them, put them in separate cars, then took them to a garage and questioned them for a hour or so,” the family member explained.
Christensen’s wife, who was wearing a towel at the time, was physically denied by police from entering the change room before later lecturing the couple:
“This could all end if you provide your identification,” the policewoman remarked.
Gross. Evil. Etc.
Racist!
STOP RESISTING
Isn’t that the line from Braveheart right before he was quartered?
But did he ask afterwords “AM I BEING DETAINED?”
If there was a system like Wisconsin’s state voter database in the corporate world, the CEO and the CFO “would go to jail”
“Why would we apply a lesser standard to voter integrity?”
Stop it. You’re killing me.
Pass.
In a much-anticipated — and long-delayed! — report, the @federalreserve says the introduction of a government “digital dollar” — if it were to happen! — “would represent a highly significant innovation in American money.”
This is almost guaranteed to happen. They’re just doing the groundwork for acceptance.
I’m confused. Except for some cash, my money is already digital. And it’s not backed by gold or anything real, so… What’s different about this “digital dollar”?
It’ll be on the blockchain, so it’ll be easier to cut wrongthinkers off from it.
Ah, crypto-ish.
Paper dollar would go away entirely.
Every transaction measured, taxed, and traced.
So if minorities can’t even get an ID, how’re they gonna manage this???
Hush, you. That sort of thing only counts for voting
fraud.The leftist elite want to keep the icky people in their place. Period.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of true believers who believe the leftist elite when they say they want to help the icky people.
Okay, I’ll do it
I thought I was divine. Fun song. Yes I am a fan of the man’s music.
Healthcare slaves: It’s all the rage.
https://i.redd.it/jz05agneuwc81.jpg
Remember when they laughed at us when we said they wanted to enslave medical professionals when they were passing OCare?
Because the Feds control that…
DNC Chair Jaime Harrison:
“Republicans like to talk about schools opening. Well, you know why schools are opening? It’s because of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats in the House and Senate passed the American Rescue Plan.”
Our lords and saviors.
“Republicans like to talk about sunny days. Well, you know why the sun comes up? It’s because of Joe Biden. Kamal Harris and Democrats in the house and Senate passed the American Sunny Days Plan.”
Makes about as much sense.
Fuck you, Comrade Biden, I’m in the west now.
“This could all end if you provide your identification,” the policewoman remarked.
Papieren, bitte.
“But they got wet in the pool while I was swimming!”
Well, just wrapped up my job interview.
It’s for another state job doing essentially what I’m doing now for more pay. In fact if I don’t get the job whoever manages to outdo me would be my new supervisor, so I really hope I get it. That would be awkward otherwise.
But the actual interview went well. Turns out I might actually know my own job.
Yeah, you might have a problem there with the assumption the primary job requirement when working for government is to understand the job and be good at it….
Especially in more leadership type positions. Those tend to be for the inept and stupid folk that tick special checkboxes on the woke scale..
Fortunately, I know who’s evaluating the candidates.
And you’ve gathered kompromat from his work computer?
I can neither confirm or deny such scandalous accusations.
Now you are playing the game right…
I see you going far up the ladder with that skillset.
Good Luck!
Thank you.
+1
after you should get a bigger house and a new Tesla
Sheet, I can’t afford that. This is just necessary to keep up with inflation.
Ammo!
Excellent. Another Glib plant ready to take down the machine from the inside!
Good luck. Take down from the inside.
Best of luck!
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https://i.redd.it/p9t86do2f1d81.jpg
Well how do you think she became a grandma.
She and her offspring (if they were birthing people) liked cock?
the @federalreserve says the introduction of a government “digital dollar” — if it were to happen! — “would represent a highly significant innovation in American money.”
That’s certainly true. They have been trying to find a way to abolish what my old-guy friends used to refer to as “coffee can money” for decades.
AI is problematic because it struggles to be intellectually dishonest.
https://twitter.com/dpovey1/status/1484426480801435650
Sigh… Any AL Glibs here?
Police in this tiny Alabama town suck drivers into legal ‘black hole’
How many tickets were issued during/after that redirect? Cause that how you really monetize the racket…
Wow – that is some wild assholery.
Sounds like they need to lynch the mayor and police chief.
I say son, you can’t talk like that in this here nice town, it agin the law, and we’re gonna have to charge and fine you for that.
The state AG should be bringing them up on charges.
Fraud under color of authority. Man I’d love to see them getting perp-walked.
Could likely build a RICO case as well.
TOS had an article about this as well. Boss Hogg is the county leadership’s role model.
Today, in blustering buffoonery
US Secretary of State Antony Blinken warned that any Russian invasion of Ukraine would be “met with a severe and a united response” following his meeting Friday with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, the latest round of diplomatic talks that Blinken said provided a “clearer path of understanding each others’ concerns.”
Blinken’s meeting with Lavrov came two days after President Joe Biden muddled the US message of severe consequences for Russia, saying at a press conference that a “minor incursion” might not trigger the same response from NATO as an invasion. Biden clarified Thursday that any Russian troops crossing Ukraine’s border would constitute an invasion.
Blinken held a 90-minute bilateral meeting Friday in Geneva with Lavrov, in which the US sought to convince Russia to de-escalate the situation at the Ukrainian border where Russia has amassed tens of thousands of troops. Blinken said that the meeting was “not a negotiation,” just like last week’s talks between NATO and the West.
“We didn’t expect any major breakthroughs to happen today, but I believe we are on a clearer path in terms of understanding each other’s concerns, each others’ positions,” Blinken said at a press conference after the meeting. “Let’s see what the next days bring.”
“My dad can beat up your dad. Wait, seriously? I’m the dad?”
severe consequences for Russia
The Euros will stop buying their gas?
And to think how he commanded so much respect from the Chinese.
“He sucks dick real good” is not respect
Good morning, Sloop!
Don’t Say No is a fantastic album. Everyone should listen to it today.
“Mitch McConnell is accused of racism by Ilhan Omar and slew of Dems who misconstrue his words after he correctly pointed out that African Americans are voting in just as high a percentage as other Americans after voting rights bill defeat
In 2008 and 2012, the years Barack Obama was running for president, black turnout actually exceeded turnout for all Americans. In 2016 and 2020, black turnout was consistent with the U.S. average.
The 2020 election had some of the highest turnout of all time for all demographics. In that election, 72.6% of non-Hispanic whites cast their vote, 65.6% of non-Hispanic blacks cast their vote. Voting was much lower for Hispanics, of whom 52.6% participated in the election. Among other races (Asian, Pacific Islander, Native American, etc.) 59.9% cast a vote, according to figures from the United States Election Project.
In both 2008 and 2012, more black Americans turned out to vote than white Americans – 65.2% of white voters turned out in 2008 versus 69.1% black, and 61.8% white in 2012 vs. 67.4%
‘The othering of Americans who aren’t White was never a “quiet part”, it has always been loud and painful for everyone who has experienced it,’ Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn. wrote on Twitter, quoting the clip of McConnell’s remarks.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10424409/Mitch-McConnell-accused-racism-Dems.html
How did they vote without ID?
Someone voted (D) for them!
What were their turnout rates in the last election? Don’t wanna click the article.
A piece of shit of who’s been in this country less than a quarter century, mostly as a minor, presumes to lecture the rest of us about how this country’s always been. Immigration fraud needs to be deported to the shithole she wants to turn the US into.
Shut up you dishonest brotherfucker (allegedly..).
“Mother, 32, high on cocaine killed her newborn baby by falling asleep and squashing her in hospital bed – then threw NINE house parties in days after she died, inquest hears”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10426761/Mother-32-faces-criminal-charges-inquest-hears-baby-girl-died-cocaine.html
What?
CHAV
She sounds nice.
In the hospital bed? Funny how NHS doesn’t warrant a mention in that.
If she was high on cocaine, then how was she sleeping?
It’s a Chinese riddle for you, Rhonda!
oh yeah, cocaine make you really sleepy. Especially when you take it in a hospital.
Biological warfare.
Virginia Lt. Gov. Winsome Earle-Sears did not preside over the state Senate Thursday and will not run the chamber’s Friday session because she was exposed to someone who tested positive for COVID-19, according to her spokesperson.
Lt. Gov. Earle-Sears tested negative Thursday morning, her spokesperson Chris Saxman told 8News. She was also negative Tuesday after her office went through a round of testing, Saxman said. He added that Earle-Sears is not feeling symptoms at this time.
Because she’s not sick…
I thought the whole “quarantine because you were near someone sick” was not being practiced anymore. Guess I was wrong.
People still want to earn their Contact Tracing merit badge.
parenting dilemma
https://twitter.com/PandasAndVidya/status/1484450577534885890
Congress’s 1/6 Committee Claims Absolute Power as it Investigates Citizens With No Judicial Limits
My POS congresscritter is on that commission. I’m inclined to prepare some uncomfortable questions for her during the election cycle this year.
Pull a LBJ and ask em if they are still fucking goats/sheep.
No one should comply with that sham committee. It does not adhere to the resolution that created it.
Wow. This needs to stop now. There’s only one way to do it – is America listening?
‘The othering of Americans who aren’t White was never a “quiet part”, it has always been loud and painful for everyone who has experienced it,’ Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn. wrote on Twitter, quoting the clip of McConnell’s remarks.”
This has about as much underlying intellectual substance as when you ask a parrot what time it is, and he says, “Polly wanna cracker.”
You are insulting parrots by bringing them down to the intellectual level of this cunte.
Omicron (or its genetic ancestor) was likely the earlier variant that helped Asia have lower death rates to what we know as the Alpha variant.
Check out what the original paper on SARS-Cov2 said before it got “peer reviewed.” That’s worth a thread unroll, but it’s not that long.
https://twitter.com/ThyRamMan/status/1483642037484273665
I’m going to read, but wouldn’t that mean that the virus got deadlier and less virulent? Isn’t that the opposite of normal?
Maybe the folks we paid to “tune it up” weren’t done yet.
That’s because Omicron and Alpha/Delta are not actually from quite the same genetic tree… Or maybe it would be better to say it this way – they share a common great-grandparent, but Omicron is the “older” of the variants.
That’s what the governments have been trying to hide and downplay – because it destroys the zoonotic origin story for Alpha/Delta.
The Wu Flu was 100% a manipulated virus, the product of GoF research that you helped pay for, taxpayer citizen. Congratulations on your success.
Two things to consider here. Scientists didn’t put much effort into coronavirus research until SARS happened. Coronaviruses that infect humans were discovered while researching coronaviruses that infect chickens.
Another thing is that’s it’s possible that a lab with lousy security could leak more than one virus, just like a bad driver can get into more than one accident.
I see this is related to TES, and I have reason to be skeptical of TES.
So you’ve already debunked it, eh, JI?
Do you have any substantive comment on the changes made to the paper in peer review?
And your certain that the Wu Flu was the product of a wet market, too, right?
I know, I know – you know someone in the “industry” who disagrees, ergo, that person you know has to be correct.
I got it.
I haven’t debunked it, but someone with a lot more knowledge of genetics than you or I has, my son. Since you can’t actually evaluate the genetic drift (which is TES’s big claim) you aren’t actually very well informed either.
You should always be extra skeptical when your biases are being confirmed.
Omicron (or its genetic ancestor) was likely the earlier variant that helped Asia have lower death rates to what we know as the Alpha variant.
A natural permutation, before they tuned it up?
I can’t read twatter links.
[weeping crocodile emoji]
Likely an earlier lab leak. OR, if you really want to go tinfoil hat, it was intentionally released earlier to provide the Chinese with immunity in advance of the release of the later variant that fucked up most of the world.
The Chinese don’t really have that good of a death rate. Everyone understands their statistics are completely fake right?
Or, as my son put it, a really bad interpretation of the data on the genetic evolution.
Here:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1483642037484273665.html
@Tulip, I’m watching The Secret Life of the Cruise, per your rec. Awesome!
Yay! Glad you like it.
This guy is gonna end up killed by the left for sure…
that guy is clearly the descendant of the exploiter class pre revolution
So they snow blower developed a flat tire yesterday. I dug out the instructions/parts manual but it was printed in French. I tried to parse it using my back of the Corn Flakes box understanding of the language but there was not one reference to thiamin, niacin and certainly no mention of riboflavin…
j/k – I can read just enough French to get the wrong notion about any situation.
C’est la merde!
Heh. I just need to pull the wheel and send it to a shop. If I weren’t a little crippled right now I would repair it at home. The manual truly is in French, which I studied for years to apparently no avail. You did your best, Miss Inglis…
I got laid by hairy women once or twice when I used my Frogspeak….
what is wrong with a good old fashioned shovel?
Everything. Everything is wrong with that.
I always imagine that one in a Jerry Lewis voice. Fitting I guess.
Kill whitey.
While interviewing transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg, Reid asked, “Do you think it was a mistake, looking back? Because the infrastructure bill that was passed was cleaved apart from what’s now being called Build Back Better. And in a sense, it’s a bill that’s like a white guy employment act. Right? There is going to be a lot of working-class men that are going to get employed by that bill. But that’s the very cohort that is much more likely to reward Republicans for that. That’s who they vote for.”
WTF
*insert Cary Elwes blinking gif right here*
There is going to be a lot of working-class men that are going to get employed by that bill. – I hate exaggerated optimism
Imagine being a leftist pol and having to suck up to all the racist sub-morons whose job is to white knight for you.
How do they live with themselves?
Just going on her show demonstrates that Buttgig is too stupid to be running anything.
How the hell do either of them manage to dress themselves in the morning? These are our educated “betters”, people. Didn’t she go to Yale and he for sure was an officer in the Armed Forces.
I prefer the pronunciation “Booty judge”
Booty Juice, the next release in the line after Booty Sweat.
I am a dude!
There are no blacks or hispanics in construction.
I donno, there might be Juan or two.
Only if you include Manuel labor.
Obligatory music link: Kill all the White Man.
She thinks only white guys get infrastructure jobs? Has she been to California?
I thought the whole “quarantine because you were near someone sick” was not being practiced anymore. Guess I was wrong.
Completely dependent on the political utility of making a big deal about it.
I was informed that XY had been in a class with a COVID-positive student. Our responsibility is to make sure XY doesn’t fall ill, and keep him home if he displays any symptoms. I don’t know if the other student is symptomatic. They don’t tell you that part.
Meanwhile at Walmart, XX’s residual friends tell her they are being asked to work whether they’re positive or not, although I don’t think they’re requiring symptomatic people to work through their shifts.
SCIENCE!!!
Hmm. I guess they were right about green M&Ms.
it’s a bill that’s like a white guy employment act. Right? There is going to be a lot of working-class men that are going to get employed by that bill.
There are no working class black people!
In fairness it is safe to assume that Joy Reid does not associate with any working class black people – not even any she might be related to.
So they snow blower developed a flat tire yesterday.
Le pneu ist kaput.
Misha. Angel Investor, Photographer, Shitposter
@drethelin
Imagine you could duplicate any living person 5 times. Who would be the most valuable person to do this with?
https://twitter.com/drethelin/status/1484360202358964224
Kim Kardashian
Should we ask Potato?
I could probably fit more Sarah Michelle Gellars around me than Salma Hayeks.
Free to gambol around clown world.
TSA Says It Will Accept Arrest Warrants as ID for Illegal Aliens at Airports
I was arrested for drinking more beer, kicking more ass, and fucking more quim than all of you put together!
Or how about, now hear me out, no one should be legally required to have ID to fly?
One would think that the Austrians would know better.
The Austrian parliament voted to approve the new mandatory vaccination policity on Thursday night, which will include all adults over the age of 18 who have their primary or secondary residency in the country.
Austrians who have taken one or two doses most of the Wuhan coronavirus vaccines, except for the Chinese Sinovac or the Russian Spunik V vaccines, will be considered fully vaccinated but those who refuse to take the vaccine could face a fine of up to €3,600 (£2,994/$4,072), newspaper Kronen Zeitung reports.
“The anti-CRT propaganda campaign is now being called out for what it is, so they’re changing tactics to maintain a veneer of legitimacy by pretending all they want now is “transparency.” You know what involved parents do if they want to know the curriculum? Ask the teacher.”
https://twitter.com/nhannahjones/status/1484299165794541568
The comments are even worse.
That race-baiting bitch is a stain on society. She’s the new, improved Al Sharpton.
You know when I was sure they were full of shit? When they told people that they were not teaching CRT and someone said, so then why so angry if we just ban it?
I don’t remember a syllabus until college. It was followed maybe 50% of the time.
We had syllabi in jr high and high school. But they are vague.
Not in depth
I wanted brisket but all I got was Meatloaf.
Let them eat dirt
Tonga has turned back an aid flight from Australia due to a positive Covid case on board, despite assurances from the Morrison government that humanitarian relief from the volcanic eruption and tsunami could be offered in a Covid-safe way.
Tonga is Covid-free and has a strict border control policy, requiring contactless delivery of aid that began arriving by plane on Thursday.
The Australian aid flight left Brisbane on Thursday afternoon but was turned around mid-flight after being notified of the positive Covid case, an Australian defence spokeswoman said.
The human race is as good as gone.
Bullshit.
The first step in surviving a volcanic eruption is to be vaccinated.
It could be true. Their border has been closed for the whole thing. My mom’s caregiver is from Tonga and has been unable to visit her family all this time. Goods do get in and out of the country, so there must be some contact, but in general they have been very closed off. Given that they are very large people they have reason to be careful, but at some point they will have to open up.
It’s official: Beggars can be choosers.
On Monday the Australian minister for international development and the Pacific, Zed Seselja, told the ABC that Australia had developed protocols “for how humanitarian supplies can be delivered in a Covid-safe way” by minimising person-to-person contact.
Oh, sure, but what about all those people who caught it from
toilet seatsenvelopes and frozen food packages?A syllabus?
I just remember all my high school teachers working out of the same dog-eared “lesson plans” they had been using for decades.
Lurn shitz?
Husband goes to police after wife confesses to crime while sleeping
A care worker took thousands of pounds from a vulnerable woman after getting hold of her bank card
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/liverpool-man-wife-sleep-confession-b1996999.html
I am torn about this. Couldn’t he have first tried to pay the woman back? I’m thinking there was something going on in the marriage and he was glad to be shed of her.
Mm hmmm.
Agreed Mojeuax. He was looking for an out. If you have a healthy relationship you confront the partner and help them fix the problem. You don’t throw them under the bus.
@ Tonio & Hyperbole
https://twitter.com/ZubyMusic/status/1484550798214320136
United Nations spokesperson Stéphane Dujarric said in a briefing that Tonga had asked for urgent assistance and the agency is in close contact with the authorities.
“Assessment teams have reached most parts of the country, including remote and isolated islands,” Dujarric said.
We are in the process of ranking the villages on the “hot rape-able young
girlchildren” scale.Tongans are very nice people, but they will mess you up if you are on their bad side. One guy I know likes showing the bullet wound he got when he took down a guy robbing a convenience store.
Income and income satiation points differ depending on objective numeracy
You can see it here. Life satisfaction doesn’t change much past about $50k for the less numerate. But keeps rising (indefinitely?) for the highly numerate.
https://twitter.com/ellenpetersjdm/status/1484167176676249600
off course all such studies are complete bullshit
Money doesn’t fix anything, but it sure makes surviving a whole lot less difficult.
Or as my father put it:
“Money won’t make you happy, but the lack of it can damn sure make you unhappy.”
Yeup. Don’t need problem C on top of problems A and B, which make A and B even worse, which makes C even worse and so on.
it fixes a whole bunch, just not everything
I was talking to a client in Australia over Zooms and we were discussing our children. She was slightly bemoaning her son’s decision to drop out of college and do something else, which I don’t remember. I told her XX was driving a forklift and that it is in high demand here. She said it was in very high demand there, too—for women. I said, “Oh, so your son doesn’t have a chance.” She hesitated for a second and then said, “No.” And that was the end of the conversation.
There was no consideration given to him deciding to identify as a woman to improve his prospects? tsk-tsk
+1 diversity and inclusion
A simple misunderstanding
The image showed a woman, described by the group as a Pennfield Middle School teacher, putting tape on the top and side of a student’s mask in the classroom.
However, the circumstances leading up to those actions and following are not known.
——-
“After an immediate investigation, it was determined that while the incident was isolated and no malice was intended, the actions of the teacher were entirely inappropriate and unacceptable, no matter the context,” the statement said.
The district said the matter is being addressed with the teacher, but did not share if the staffer might be fired or placed on leave.
“All personnel and student matters are confidential and no further information can be provided,” the district said.
She takes her job seriously. This is what is known as individualized classroom instruction. That child learned a valuable lesson.
I had enough issues dealing with self righteous teachers before we started homeschooling.
If that happened to my kid, I would probably end up in jail.
That’s reminiscent of the German health minister stating yesterday that all vaccinations are voluntary because you eventually willingly submit to them.
A simple tag fail.
After the strikes, dam workers stumbled on an ominous piece of good fortune: 5 floors deep in #Tabqa dam’s control tower, an American BLU-109 #bunkerbuster lay on its side, scorched but intact — a dud.
If it had exploded, the whole dam might have failed.
https://twitter.com/stmcneil/status/1484349090117066753
Meanwhile, at a resort far far away…
Oh god….
Not ready for luv?