IFLA: The “Supporting Characters” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 30

by | Jan 30, 2022 | IFLA | 101 comments

This is Troy. He is chill.

 

All-righty!  This week there’s actually something!  First of all, Venus has gone back to direct motion, so mysteriously terrible things happening in your love life should cease for the time being.  There are two significant construction, the biggest being MERCURY RETROGRADE – Sol-Jupiter with Mars in opposition.  This has a straightforward interpretation of “stupid government tricks,” being driven largely by the military.  The other one involves the Sun and Moon with Saturn, which is a general-purpose misfortune indicator.  Probably not a good week to be on active duty.

 

Lucy and Ba’al

 

Aquarius:  The Tower – Hoo boy.  This one is bad.  So bad I’m not going to even tell you how bad it is.  It’s just that bad.

Pisces:  The Sun – On the other hand, this one is really good — Material happiness, fortune, growth.

Aries:  King of Wands – Rural or populist leader, power from the commoners, honesty forthrightness.

Taurus:  10 of Cups reversed – Repose of the false heart, indignation, violence.

Gemini:  The Hanged Man – Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy.

Cancer:  King of Cups reversed – Dishonest, double-dealing man; roguery, exaction, injustice, vice, scandal, pillage, considerable loss.

Leo:  10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Virgo:  Judgement – Change of position, renewal, outcome, total loss though lawsuit, the dead rising from their graves.

Libra:  The Star – Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, hope and bright prospects.

Scorpio:  9 of Cups reversed – Truth, loyalty, liberty, mistakes, imperfections.

Sagittarius:  10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

Capricorn: 6 of Cups reversed – The future, renewal, that which will come to pass presently.  This card doesn’t make much sense by itself.

 

Bean and Groghan

This is Samson. He doesn’t play, he RUNS.

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Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

101 Comments

  1. westernsloper

    ….which is a general-purpose misfortune indicator.

    I live there.

  2. Ghostpatzer

    Gemini: The Hanged Man – Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy.

    Good(ish) news for Gemini? What is this sorcery?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Oh, and several cute doges. ‘specially Troy.

      • Not Adahn

        You don’t really get a sense of how big Troy is. He’s Part Malamute part black bear.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

    Now we’re talking.

  4. The Hyperbole

    Samson looks like a dork, The person who dressed him in that get up needs a pummeling.

    • Not Adahn

      He has to have his ears bound, otherwise when he runs they develop hematomas.

      • westernsloper

        Maybe he should have his legs bound so he can’t run.

      • Not Adahn

        You’d think this would be a case where ear cropping would be appropriate.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I hate to see ear cropping done for looks only, but I had no idea that hematomas could be a factor.

      • The Hyperbole

        Better to have hematomas than look like a dork dog.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Insurrection! Mayhem! DOOOOOM!

    Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his family were reportedly moved to a secret location Saturday after thousands of protesters descended on the country’s capital to decry COVID-19 vaccine mandates.

    Trudeau, his wife and their children were relocated from their Ottawa home to the undisclosed location in the capital amid heightened security concerns, sources told CBC.

    Does Canada have something akin to the Tower of London?

    Sorry for the OT.

    • juris imprudent

      That would be a fun addition to the horoscope – what it portends for politicians.

      • db

        Last week’s IFLA has Capricorn (trudeau’s sign, I think) as: “The Lovers reversed – Failure, foolish designs.”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nice!

  6. Tundra

    Ba’al is a great goddamn name!

    Love Troy! What a cute pup!

    He’s no Lily, though.

    Leo: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    I’ll take it!

    • limey

      Ba’al is a terrible name for a d’og.

      • db

        “Yep, I’m just a dog. All I know is ‘Ba’al’…and ‘good’…”

      • Not Adahn

        Particularly for a go’olden retriever.

      • db

        How many clones are there?

  7. Don escaped Texas

    Leo: 10 of Coins – ……archives, extraction

    time to go! – Stephen Breyer

    • Not Adahn

      If I ever live in a jurisdiction where printing isn’t a felony, I’ll pick up a PCR.

    • Tundra

      5 pounds of tri-tip going on the grill later!

      • Sean

        Mmmm….tri-tip.

      • KSuellington

        Great cut that is still (relatively) cheap. I like to do tri tip with a coffee based rub. It also pairs very well with chimichurri, but then again that goes well with most everything meat ? .

      • kinnath

        Filet Mignon tonight.

      • Sean

        Same. Bacon wrapped and garlic butter. ?

  8. kinnath

    The Sun – On the other hand, this one is really good — Material happiness, fortune, growth.

    Finally some good news.

  9. kinnath

    Troy looks awesome.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ? ?‍♂️

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (er, ?️ ? ?‍♂️?)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (i.e., many anonymous Atlases shrugging internationally; sorry to be oblique)

    • rhywun

      While the holdouts amount to only a fraction of the state’s health care employees, worker shortages in many hospitals and other facilities have reached a crisis level.

      It is a mystery.

      This tiny fraction must comply or we’re in peril.

  10. Plisade

    TPTB: Good morning. I’ve submitted a submission for your review.

    • Tonio

      I’ll take a look at this tomorrow.

      • Plisade

        ??

  11. kinnath
    • Toxteth O'Grady

      (oops; me read gud sum day)

      • kinnath

        🙂

  12. hayeksplosives

    I’M AWAKE! I’M AWAKE!

    I missed the morning lynx opportunity to wish SP a happy birthday, so here are my late birthday greetings for Her Majesty. Have a happy one!!

    Those are awesome dog pics. Those dogs must look forward to getting together at the dog park regularly. Not sure how their brains, evolved to be pack animals, interpret getting together to play, then going to their separate homes afterwards. The bond to their humans is number 1, but they sure like to play together.

    • Not Adahn

      Yes, and they have definite friend circles.

      Most of the time, any two dogs there can play together but if a third tries to join, things get ugly pretty quickly.

      Lily, Daisy, Callie and Duncan are an exception to that, they can play in threes or fours without getting into a fight.

      Lily, Ghost, Callie and Dakota are another circle, but Dakota and Daisy don’t play we if they’re both in a group.

    • rhywun

      *hurk*

      • hayeksplosives

        No doubt.

        How ? Why ? I can’t…

        *hurk* indeed.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t understand haute couture

    • juris imprudent

      Is that safe for any-thing/where/one?

    • R C Dean

      The fact that she’s shopping the body jewelry is just perfect.

  13. Translucent Chum

    the dead rising from their graves

    How literal are these things?

    • hayeksplosives

      That’s just a reference to Pelosi after her alarm clock goes off.

      • Lackadaisical

        Pie waking up from his scotch induced slumber

  14. hayeksplosives

    OT: from morning links, we have Gene Hackman’s birthday.

    Gene Hackman is an artist in his off-screen life, preferred medium being oil painting. He has a house (at least one) in New Mexico, which is the center of the “plein air” art scene in the US.

    Hackman is a very private person who struggles to live a “normal” life, but when he mixes in with the populace, he inevitably gets identified and then leaves ASAP to go back to sanctuary.

    He once attended a week-long painting workshop taught by Russian painter Sergei Bongart in Idaho. My mother was also in attendance; only about a dozen people. They were all outside (plein air means painting outside in real time from life) with their easels, working away and getting critiques and help from Sergei. All the other artists were respectful of Hackman’s privacy and treated him as equals.

    But eventually some hikers spotted him and a crowd formed to come around and ogle and watch him. He tried to ignore them at first but it was no use. He apologized to the other participants and to Sergei, then left after only 3 days of the workshop.

    This was back in the 80s, and my takeaway from the story was “I don’t ever want to be famous.”

    I hope Gene has as normal a life as possible for his remaining years.

    • rhywun

      Every time I see swarms of strangers gushing over celebrities in television or film I think “Oh come on, that can’t be real.”

      I might nod or smile and that’s it. In fact, on the couple occasions it happened, that’s exactly what I did. What is wrong with people?

      • juris imprudent

        Makes you wonder if we’re really the most advanced branch of simians, doesn’t it?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        It might be their only chance?

        I once saw Paul Sorvino by himself at a museum. Now there was a cordial force field.

      • hayeksplosives

        I was at a small airport bar when Pierce Brosnan sat down next to me and ordered a vodka tonic. I glanced at him, inclined my head and raised my glass slightly in acknowledgment. He returned the gesture, clearly relieved, and we sat in silence.

        Then a guy recognized him and approached, blathering away at him, and he politely acknowledged the guy but the guy then asked for a selfie and Pierce threw money at the bartender and left.

        No peace.

    • Gustave Lytton

      That explains why he was living in an abandoned warehouse with fencing and tons of security cameras.

      • juris imprudent

        You left out the explosives.

    • juris imprudent

      JFC – Carter could relieve an officer that was insubordinate, but Trump never did any of the bastards that slow-rolled him?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Was thinking that too. Could also be that Singlaub actually had some personal honor as well. There’s no shame anymore.

    • Not Adahn

      “Sorey for having that door closed.”

    • PieInTheSky

      kicking seems a recipe for injury they need one of those tiny battering rams

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Which challenge is it where you accidentally broadcast on TikTok the life draining from your body as you bleed out from a gunshot wound?

      • PieInTheSky

        in Vancouver ? neah

      • rhywun

        I might visit that sewer for that.

    • R C Dean

      Around here, that’s a good way to get shot.

      • mikey

        Yeah. That challenge wouldn’t last long around here either. Definition of self limiting.

    • PieInTheSky

      I thought that was a regular occurrence on US highways

      • PieInTheSky

        that was the scene I was thinking bout though I did not remember the movie name, just something with steve martin

  15. PieInTheSky

    Sean Penn: ‘Cowardly genes’ lead men to wear skirts

    Sean Penn is doubling down on his defense of traditional gender roles.

    In two separate interviews this month, the two-time Academy Award-winner and ex of Madonna made comments bemoaning his perception that men are becoming more feminine.

    “I am in the club that believes that men in American culture have become wildly feminized,” the 61-year-old told the UK-based publication The i in an interview ahead of the UK release of his new film “Flag Day.”

    “I don’t think that being a brute or having insensitivity or disrespect for women is anything to do with masculinity, or ever did. But I don’t think that [in order] to be fair to women, we should become them.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/01/28/sean-penn-cowardly-genes-lead-men-to-wear-skirts

    old school commie I see

    • rhywun

      Huh, I would not have expected an independent thought from that one.

  16. DEG

    First of all, Venus has gone back to direct motion, so mysteriously terrible things happening in your love life should cease for the time being.

    No they won’t.

    This has a straightforward interpretation of “stupid government tricks,” being driven largely by the military.

    You are really going out on a limb here.

    Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    Not sufficiently shitty.

    I like the dog pictures.

  17. Not Adahn

    I haven’t seen chili powder on the shelves for more than a month (other than in the small glass jars, and that’s not enough to make a single batch). But there was some today, so chili tonight!

    • PieInTheSky

      No beans.

    • l0b0t

      You should have been on the Zoomy last night. There was hot chili powder action.

      • westernsloper

        +1 dead boyfriend.

  18. Tulip

    No salad or spinach at the store today. Man, living in a declining empire sucks.

    • Gender Traitor

      Wasn’t there some sort of contamination scare with the leafy stuff recently? Almost a whole wall in the local grocery’s produce department was bare a week or so ago.

      • Tulip

        Maybe that’s it. It’s been more than two weeks with no lettuce or spinach.

    • DEG

      The shelves were rather bare at the grocery store I go to, but it is the day after a blizzard so I’m not going to read too much into it.

      On the other hand, face diaper wearing has increased.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Twas fine here. A couple missing products, but nothing out of the pre-totalitarian norm. They still have a limit 1 on toilet paper and paper towels, which is weird because they had pallets of the stuff.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        35-40% masked at Sam’s, which is usually lower than average. I’d guess that Target and Kroger are over 50% based on Sam’s being that high.

      • R.J.

        It’s good here. Pretty sure you are in TX too. No major shortages. I did a big pork loin last week, doing a roast chicken this week during the DFW “SNOWPOCALYPSE.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I saw snowflakes on my weather app’s long range forecast, but I’m unplugged from the local hype artisans. It’s supposed to be a big one?

  19. Trigger Hippie

    You ready, Mo?

    • Mojeaux

      Here I am!!!! w00000t!!!!

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bad spot, first down.

      • Trigger Hippie

        And we’re off!

      • Mojeaux

        It’ll be a decent game but nothing can ever compare to last week.

    • Ted S.

      USMNT gives up an early goal *again*.

      [sigh]

      • rhywun

        Didn’t know that was on. ?

      • rhywun

        LOL Spanish-only. Fuck that noise, sick of it.