Illumination

by | Jan 24, 2022 | Art, Beer, Comic, Pastimes | 168 comments

Coloring for Adults

 

A few months back I was looking for a specific gift, and upon purchase, I says “Yusef, you need these markers”, but for what? I have played with Crayola, marker sets, pastels and watercolors all of my life, usually for a reason, then Amazon did me a favor for once, Adult coloring books. They provide a great deal of detail, which I enjoy, and the opportunities are endless as far as style goes.

Coloring Books!

 

 I purchased a nice dual brush 72 color watercolor marking set, a few books and I am off!

That’s when I found out Snow White doesn’t look good as a Mexican, so I bought some skin tone markers, then I noticed I needed Copper, Steel and Iron, and got some metallic pens  After playing and experimenting, I realized my Diorama experience rolls right over into this art form, color matching and blending is a useful skill here.

Metallics

72 color main set

Skin tones

Typical color wheel

 

 Setup and prep:

  Setup should be a no-brainer, but hey, LCD. A large flat table is preferred  but you do you. I also use Magnifier/light thingy on an arm, my eyes aren’t what they used to be, https://photos.app.goo.gl/iDSCLrz8fHPKQ1UC9

 Color matching is next, take a Real Good Look at the piece you’re going to start, ask yourself, 

 are you ready? Locate every different piece and note the requirements, location, color, all of it,    then you begin the color wheel. Depending on the scenario, you may use 3 or 4 different shades of a color, some saturated, some muted, but it’s best to find out and learn your project Before you start, or you’re not going to have fun..  

Dorothy and Toto

Snow globe

 

 

 Once you begin, you want to start from the center out if possible, this way you can avoid smears.

Plan your work, work from the back forward if at all possible,

If you are doing leaves, rock etc. use many colors, but work it so you get the most out of that marker, then grab it’s complimentary color, you used the Wheel right?

 Some pictures require Bold work, some subtle, it’s all a challenge for me. The only down side might be backgrounds, the sky can be hard to keep uniform in color, I’m going to experiment with mounting a cut out picture on a piece of cardstock, then apply a coat of matte finish over the whole thing.

Like this maybe

 

   I have under 100$ in this pastime, it will keep me from boredom, like all my toys, and it’s a good way to pass the time during rain delays. Without room for dioramas, this works well for me, tons of color mixing and great detail. I think I have skin tones down now, they are difficult to do properly, it takes a very light touch and a one stroke pass, or it all goes to shit. notice the difference in a weeks worth of practice,

Blotchy Dorothy

No blotches there

A few more projects, just because cool shit,

Compass

Olde Compass

 My latest looks good, an interesting take on Lions, let’s see it change,

So many little details,

Gotta have Moar Books!

And a bevy of markers, I use watercolors,

I usually work on four or five pictures at once, and take many Eyeball breaks, some projects may take months, but the medium lends itself to time, I have lots of bits and pieces of time to spare, so this is a good way to spend it. When I have a few big pieces done, I’ll post again, until then, Peace out.

Bonus! watch me speed paint to Vivaldi,

About The Author

Yusef drives a Kia

Yusef drives a Kia

Punctually illiterate But never late

168 Comments

  1. rhywun

    Neat! Those books are awesome just from the titles.

    • db

      I swear I read that about 7 different times as “Those books are awesome just from the titties.”

      • rhywun

        It’s spelled “tiddies”.

      • db

        My apologies!

      • Chafed

        #MeToo

  2. pistoffnick

    I’ve never looked at Dorothy that way!

    I was the poor kid dressed in hand-me-down corduroy Tuff Skin pants who brought the 8-color crayon set (off brand, no less) to kindergarten. I was jealous of the kids with the monstrous 64 color Crayola box.

    • rhywun

      Hah it’s like we’re twins.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Me too, that’s why I do all my coloring/painting, making up for a poor beginning,

    • Fourscore

      I was the kid using the broken crayons from the cigar box the teacher had, with all the broken crayons. Now I have my own cigar box of broken crayons. No one else gets to use them either, I don’t share.

      I remember those discount brands, the damned things were colored wax with very little pigment. None in my cigar box now though.

      • DrOtto

        We got the 24 pack in our household, but K-mart branded in a white and greenish box. Not even my classmate whose father was a bigwig at K-mart had K-mart branded crayons.

      • straffinrun

        We were so poor we only had our own bodily fluids to color with.

      • Tres Cool

        remember when Crayola had the unwoke insensitivity to name a color “indian red” ?
        And I wonder how this cartoon would go over today on Saturday mornings…

      • rhywun

        Hell, I remember “flesh”.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I bought an entire set of “flesh” lot’s of honest choices

      • rhywun

        LOL that might be peak 80s

  3. l0b0t

    This was nice, Yusef. Thanks for sharing it. I agree with rhywun, the books look cool.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    Too all, the books are endless, and yes there are so much more Dorothy images like that, it’s a lot of fun.

    • Swiss Servator

      I wish I would have set this to post months ago…my mistake. I thought it was an open post!

    • pistoffnick

      I have never seen this show.
      I love the witty back and forth!

      /rabbithole

      • pistoffnick

        OOOOhhh, they do word games.

        Wordscapes ion my phone s my weekend weakness. I only came in 6th this past weekend (football was on), but I am usually in the top 3.

      • l0b0t

        There was a rather long running quiz show called Countdown; the contestants were all earnest students. There was another show that had roundtable of comics called 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Someone had the brilliant idea to combine the two, and the UK’s greatest quiz show was born.

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      Why do people do that? Completely fuck themselves up.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Fun Yusef!

  6. Fourscore

    I have said several times before , how so many skills and talents abide on the Glibs. It seems every person brings a different skill set. It’s Glibertopia, on a geographically spread out area.

    Good work, Yusef. You are multi talented (and left handed, I’m sure that is part of the reason.)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Ahem Sir I am ambidextrous, right handers are crippled,
      Thanks 4X!

  7. straffinrun

    You stayed within the lines and still call yourself a glib? That looks fun, though.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “You stayed within the lines”
      Look closelier,

      • straffinrun

        Lefties and shot eyeballs, brother. We got a lot in common. It looks fine to me.

      • rhywun

        Lefties and shot eyeballs

        #metoo

        Though I write right-handed nowadays, I cannot draw a line with my right hand to save my life.

  8. Penguin

    The lion’s face was well done.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’ll post the finish, much better looking,
      Thanks

  9. The Other Kevin

    Those are really cool! You’ve already learned that art supplies are like guns and guitars. You just keep wanting more,

  10. The Other Kevin

    Your neatness reminds me of being in art school. I took a few semesters in Chicago. Previously I had taken classes in the back of an art store from a professional painter. I framed my work so I was always taught to be neat. In college one teacher singled out my work because it was neat and professional looking. The teenagers in class had peanut butter stains and torn edges on their projects. Craftsmanship is important!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Clean hands, and work from the center out, to keep your grubby fingers off of your finished work

    • The Other Kevin

      Especially if you want to display these or give them away. Speaking of which, people will go nuts if you give these as gifts.

  11. straffinrun

    Heard a quote from Woodrow Wilson today. In case your hatred of that scumbag has slipped over time:

    “ It is a new manner of accepting and vitalizing our duty to give ourselves with thoughtful devotion to the common purpose of us all. It is in no sense a conscription of the unwilling. It is, rather, selection from a Nation which has volunteered in mass.”

    • Tres Cool

      You heard it today?
      And here I thought he was dead.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        He is risen as the Biden, Fear him! for he is the stupid one, which leads to War, and Death,

    • rhywun

      volunteered in mass

      hard eye-roll

      • straffinrun

        That’s the part that is infuriating. Say what you will of the warrior king, but at least he put his life on the line. Look at the coward Congress critters cowering as muh insurrection! happened. How many times did Chaney and Bush get hustled away to their impenetrable bunkers after 9/11? Our leaders are blood thirsty, but only if they can force some dumb kid to pull the trigger on a drone strike.

      • Penguin

        At least the recent wars have had volunteers. They were handing out prison sentences for those who didn’t “volunteer” in 1917.

        Still, valid point.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or the Reagan administration prosecuting selective service avoiders. Something Reagan promised to rescind.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Compare with Ben Franklin talking about being hanged and he wasn’t being hyperbolic.

      • Penguin

        The writer was in a hurry. He needed it toot sweet.

    • juris imprudent

      I really need to make a pilgrimage to his grave and pour one out on it. I’d like to piss directly on his headstone, but the political speech aspect of that probably wouldn’t fly.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I would join you

      • Chafed

        I’ll join you. I know we haven’t met IRL. I’ll be the guy taking a dump on his grave m

      • Swiss Servator

        Fuck that guy…I’d micturate!

      • Not Adahn

        The fact that the headstones have been removed from CSA POWs but Marx’s gravestone is guarded tells me something.

      • UnCivilServant

        That the owner of marx’s grave makes 5 pounds a visitor.

    • Tulip

      Hmm, I suspect Joe Rogan wins this one.

      • Chafed

        In a landslide.

      • Swiss Servator

        Millions of listeners vs…old Boomer.

      • Penguin

        Well, I Mr. Young talk about Joe
        Well, I heard old Neil put him down
        Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
        Spotify don’t need him around, anyhow.

    • rhywun

      Rock stars went from raging against the machine to welcoming the machine

      And not just rock stars.

      • Chafed

        That is a clever comment.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Sorry Neil, we already know you are a Commie, Joe and I won’t lose any sleep,

    • Tres Cool

      If by “music” Neil meant his own and not CSNY, then he can just go fuck himself.

      • Chafed

        Then how will we keep on rocking in the (formerly) free world?

    • Aloysious

      As a fan of (some of) Neil’s music, he can fuck right off. He’s acting like a petulant child.

      And I don’t even listen to Rogan.

      Ironically, Old Man just came on the radio.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Neil is going to be left helpless.

    • slumbrew

      I’m sure the phone call from his manager explaining how contracts work will be fun.

      • slumbrew

        I’d also be curious about how much Rogan Neil has listened to and what, specifically, he objects to.

        I think we know the answer…

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        Grima Wormtongue has been whispering into his ear.

      • slumbrew

        *snort*

        That is the look he’s rocking these days.

  12. Tres Cool

    Health update- when I woke up not too long ago, something hurt my foot when I walked. Come to find out, my pinky toe has a…hang-nail/torn cuticle.
    How does shit like that even happen ?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Personal neglect, don’t ask how I know, just watch your body, All of it,
      Tall Cans!

    • db

      ooh, watch out for those. I knew a guy who got a severe foot infection from one of those. Almost lost the toe.

  13. Tres Cool

    Its an age old argument, but Left v. Right?
    Like Yufus, Im ambidextrous even tho’ I favor my right. I was left-handed until age 9 when, while climbing a maple tree in our backyard gravity too control and I fell, breaking that arm. While casted, I started doing things right handed. Falling off of a fence at age 11 broke the same arm again and sealed the deal. I write right-handed now, but I still do things lefty- my mouse is on the left side (pisses Jugsy off), when Im cooking I stir with that hand, I brush my teeth left handed, and Ive noticed that if Im shooting and not hitting where I want, if I switch Ill likely be on target.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I throw left and right, it pisses people off, I have the complete game, Suckers!

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I’m all over the map too. I also broke my left arm, but at 19, which encouraged more rightiness but even before that I did a lot of things the “wrong” way.

    • Gender Traitor

      I write with my left hand but do most other things with my right (including shooting,) and I’m pretty sure that’s by natural inclination, not “coercion.” In fact, my kindergarten teacher saw me coloring with my left hand and told me to ask my mother to get me the “Lefty” scissors with the green handles. I never could understand why I couldn’t get the damn things to work when I instinctively picked them up in my right hand to use them. I have no idea what this indicates about how my brain is wired.

      I have, so far as I know, never had a broken bone. ::knocks wood:: OWWWWW!!!! ::clutches hand in agony::

  14. rhywun

    LOL a Charlie’s Angels episode revolving around roller skating is on. Perfect.

    • slumbrew

      I remember that one. Peak disco.

      • rhywun

        We didn’t watch this in our household so they’re all new to me.

    • rhywun

      Ha – guest starring Odo and a Trek guest star whose name escapes me. … Oh, Ed Begley Jr.

      • Chafed

        Ed Begley, Jr. was on Star Trek?

      • rhywun
      • l0b0t

        He was also a regular (Sgt. Greenbean) on the real Battlestar Galactica. https://youtu.be/MFHIImzvFq0

  15. trshmnstr the terrible

    You and I share a lot of the same hobbies, Yusef. I color on my phone because I’m not very good and don’t want to waste perfectly good money on art supplies that I will subsequently use to do violence to a picture.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That’s cool Trashy! I prefer using Photoshop for digital image rendering, but I’m old.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        This is a phone app that uses the stylus and lets you choose from a variety of coloring pages and coloring implements. Fun little diversion when I have an hour to kill.

      • Tres Cool

        Jugsy has something similar that she messes with.

        There’s also a few of these “scratch and sketch” books laying about my Palatial 2X-Wide™.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Those look fun
        Tall Cans!

      • Tres Cool

        They fucked up and gave me tod̶a̶y̶ night off. I have standard-sized cans, but 45 of ’em!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m off tomorrow so party tonight!
        Cheers!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m off tomorrow, so I’m going to Banzai Golf, long ribbons taped to your disc, Gaiters and mega clothes, should be insane,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nick just texted, he’s in, gonna be crazy fun!

  16. Chipping Pioneer

    Would you like to see my drawrings?

    • pistoffnick

      Cheeky monkey! Were you looking at me bum?

    • slumbrew

      “a little town known as Bothon, Mathachuthets”

      😀

  17. dbleagle

    Live stream from the ISS looking down at Home.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86YLFOog4GM

    Pretty spectacular. There is a small map at the lower edge showing the location and the orbit.

    • slumbrew

      That’s really fantastic.

    • Penguin

      he snuck up on an election worker and yelled “BOO!” Interference.

    • rhywun

      How progressive of them.

      Yeah, “fuck Nike” has been in my vocabulary for a long time. Have never bought from them.

      • Sean

        Growing up, I was pretty much into Asics and Pumas.

        Never Nike.

      • rhywun

        I vaguely remember purchasing my first name-brand shoes in late high school, they were Reebok. Nothing that fancy growing up.

  18. Penguin

    If anyone is still around and knows poker, could you tell me what should be the outcome of this game?

    Opponent: 4 Q

    River: 8 7 2 Q Q

    Me: 3 Q

    Thx if you can help.

    • PudPaisley

      Split pot. You both would have the same high hand. Q Q Q 8 7

      • Penguin

        Thanx, PP. I thought it’d go to the next high hand card, and was wondering why I got any money at all.

    • Penguin

      7 card TX Hold’em, since I didn’t mention it.

      • PudPaisley

        I’m assuming you each use your best 5 card hand, which I mentioned above. Since the 3 and 4 are lower than the 7 and 8, they become irrelevant in determining the best hand. If one of you had a 9 or above as your other card with the queen, then that person would win the hand.

      • Penguin

        That makes sense. I’m fairly unfamiliar with anything other than 5 card draw.

      • PieInTheSky

        5 card draw is the lamest of pokers

      • Penguin

        Romania is the lamest of European nations. If Vlad feels like it, he’ll roll through Moldavia and head straight down to Bucharest. Then he’ll pick up Ceauşescu’s place for a party dacha. Think Biden’s going to stop him?

      • PieInTheSky

        TX Hold’em is sufficient no need to mention the number of cards

  19. Tres Cool

    APPLE! WHY MUST YOU STYMIE ME SO?
    /shakes fist at heaven

    I think Ive mentioned it before, but last year Jugsy bought an iPad pro 12.9, 256 GB, 2021 edition. Then decided she wanted a MacBook. I get the hand-me-down.
    Steve Jobs as my witness, Ive been trying to make use of it, but its foreign and awkward. Like buying gas in Canada. Or drunkenly trying to convince that lesbian she needs to try it “just once”.
    I even bought all the accoutrements to make it more PC like….Apple pencil. Magic Mouse. Slim Folio keyboard. But to me, its like being taught Spanish by a guy that speaks German.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’ Tres. Tall Covfefe!

      “But to me, its like being taught Spanish by a guy that speaks German.”

      I had two instructors for first-year Russian. One was a young dude from Texas who spoke English with a drawl. The other was a fetching young Swedish lady who had an aversion to wearing a bra. That was one class I did not cut.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sucker for a southern accent?

        /deliberately obtuse

    • Tres Cool

      +1 Ren / Stimpy

      • Sean

        Mornin.

    • limey

      It seems unfortunately inevitable but like with many such things will take a long time to roll out?

      Bring on the self-driving pods *shrug*

    • Ghostpatzer

      Setting up a mobile clinic at a school, during school hours, guarantees that many if not most parents will not be present. In other words, it was done deliberately as an end run around unwilling parents. Pitchforks indeed.

  20. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Glibs.

    Today I drive back up to maine again. I’m debating whether I should take the toll roads for the proability that they’ve been cleared, or stick to my normal route which goes past the chaper gas.

    • limey

      Good morning, UCS. Is this for the bladesmithing course you enrolled in?

      And for perhaps the fourth time, how are you getting on with your milling machine?

      Please and thank you.

      • UnCivilServant

        This is for bladesmithing.

        I’ve been too busy to do too many milling projects.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, limey, homey, rhy, & Sean!

      U, on the way there especially, I’m inclined to urge erring on the side of safety if you’ve had bad weather. It would be a shame should anything happen to keep you from arriving for the class on time. You can always take your normal route on the way home. ::recalls getting stranded in Effingham, IL, on the way back to Dayton from St. L.::

      • UnCivilServant

        You see, I don’t know what kind of weather there’s been along the way.

      • Fourscore

        Mornin’ GT and all the friends mentioned.

        Caution, UCS, we want to see your work in progress on completion. Only the movies have good outcomes from being stranded. No dress rehearsal for the rest of us.

    • robodruid

      take the safer route. We want to see your next article.
      Morning All

      • UnCivilServant

        Unplowed backwoods roads it is!

        😉

      • Ghostpatzer

        These euphemisms…

    • Ghostpatzer

      Good luck, hope you enjoy the trip and the class. How long will you be up there? Might be a big storm this weekend.

      • UnCivilServant

        The class ends friday. Checkout from the hotel is saturday.

    • Tres Cool

      sup brah
      we out here yho

      • UnCivilServant

        … I can’t even figure out what you’re saying.

    • rhywun

      Huh. Nice.

    • rhywun

      Gov. Rached says her appeal means “not so fast”.

      Sure, Jan.

      • UnCivilServant

        When did politicians forget how to pivot?

      • rhywun

        She seems to think she’s the governor of Manhattan and Hipster Brooklyn.

      • l0b0t

        And yet her supporters keep crowing that she is first Guv from upstate since the 1920s.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Doubling down is the modus operandi nowadays. They seem to think pivoting is for pussies, unfortunately.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Gov. Rached

        Perfect. She could have had a theater career. We’d all better off.

  21. Tulip

    Re: ambidextrous people: my high chemistry/physics teacher would stand in the middle of the board and start writing, when he got to the middle, he would switch hands and keep going. Couldn’t tell the difference.

  22. Tulip

    High school, though he may have been high

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’, Tulip. Better living through chemistry?

      • robodruid

        Can you forward that to BLM?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Love it.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Stinky needs a Louis Wain coloring book, if there is one.

    • Ghostpatzer

      LOL. I’m sure Spotify is aghast at the possible loss of tens of subscribers.

      • robodruid

        It would be funny if Spotify said “your terms are acceptable”…

      • Ghostpatzer

        +1 MIB

  23. Ghostpatzer

    SCIENCE!

    https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2022/01/24/poverty-children-brain-development-monthly-gifts-study/1921643043129/

    The children whose mothers received monthly gifts of $333, distributed via debit cards, had more evidence of brain-wave activity as measured by electroencephalography, or EEG, according to the study, which appeared in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

    $333? Pikers. Imagine what $1000 can do. Why, we’d have a generation of Einsteins!

    • rhywun

      OFFS what horseshit.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    You see, I don’t know what kind of weather there’s been along the way.

    Check for webcams along your route. Idaho and Montana have highway webcams which are quite helpful sometimes in finding out the conditions.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    “By adding 30 minutes per day of physical activity, adults ages 40 to 85 years can lower the rate of “preventable” deaths nationally each year by roughly 17%, the data showed.”

    Don’t believe it. Millions of joggers and recreational hikers are murdered by right wing domestic terrorists each year. Stay home. Stay safe.