RabbitAir MinusA2 Air Purifier Review

by | Jan 14, 2022 | Pastimes, Products You Need | 207 comments

RabbitAir MinusA2 Air Purifier

I am something of a hedonist. I like fast cars, nimble motorcycles, expensive liquor, fine cigars, and loose women. The cigar vice is the most recently acquired. I got into it for kink reasons and I SWORE UP AND FUCKING DOWN that I would not nerd out about.

Humidor & Gear

The little guy was my 2nd upgrade. I keep my mooch cigars there.

That lasted about a year. I stared out simply buying reasonably priced sticks and smoking maybe 6 times a year at special events. I had no preference other than liking ‘dark’ cigars. For a complete fucking chooch, most of the cigar stores treated me remarkably well and I was able to blissfully move along in ignorance.  But the longer I smoked, the more I started to learn things.

But over the next year I became enamored with it. I started buying 3 cigars for every one I smoked. My palette started to develop. I began to determine my favorite brands and particular styles of cigars. I’m a big Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust guy, and enjoy just about everything Steve Saka has done. I like Oliva, CRE, My Father, and several others. I have figured out I tend to prefer a gauge of 52 or less, but at least 40. I even have preferences on what type of cut depending on the shape of the cigar. I bought my first humidor that would hold 10-15 cigars.  I bought my second that would hold 50

I’ve moved on to buying cigars by the box. I won’t discuss how much money I have invested in cigars.  I had a ‘coolidor’ made by the simple expedient of throwing some Boveda humidity packs into a Yeti cooler.  Then ran out of room with that. So I moved onto a cabinet humidor that is rated to hold 3000 cigars. It’s probably 1/3rd full. I have full boxes of things I bought a year ago or more that I’m aging. Recently, a close friend I consider a brother, moved out of the country and I acquired his collection with cigars that are 10-30 years old. Some of the individual cigars in that collection are north of $100 per stick.

I’m fast approaching SABLE (Stash Acquired Beyond Life Expectancy) [A term stolen from the fiber arts folks my wife taught me] and I’m okay with that. I also like to provide cigars to my friends when they are over hanging out. Having a cigar in the hot tub with a nice bourbon or aged rum is hard to beat of an evening.

RabbitAir Purifier

As good as it works, I think I am long past being able to be purified

The downside is I could only smoke outside, which during the spring/summer/fall is great. But in the winter when it’s raining heavy it’s not so much fun to freeze my nose off trying to smoke. Takes away from the experience. Here at Ram’s Head I have a spare room that’s my office where I have my humidor and all my gear. So for Christmas I ordered and received a RabbitAir MinusA2 air purifier. It is configured to remove cigar odor. And recommended by several online cigar focused websites for a smoke eater.

This model is designed to clean 815 sq. ft, to completely change over the air 2x per hour. At a cost of $600 it is reasonably priced. The design of the model I selected is a sleek black square. It can sit on the floor or be mounted on the wall. On high, it will change 408 sq. ft. room’s air 4x.  They offer several ‘art’ options; Van Gogh’s Starry Night, The Great Wave, and a few others.  But the glossy black with blue lights fits the industrial aesthetic of my office.

I used it for the first time 1/5 and I can recommend it. It is relatively quiet. And it eats smoke like HM eats ass. To break it in, I had an aged Aging Room Nicaragua Quadro over the course of 2 hours. I could see the unit pulling the smoke toward it. And a couple hours after finishing the room did not smell of stale cigars. The next day there was a faint cigar odor in the room, but not that stale disgusting smell, and it faded out over the course of the day.

Being able to sit in my office chair and have a cigar, sip some aged rum and relax in the warm was excellent. I can endorse the product if you are looking for a solution for purifying the air for cigars.  It also works for other odors and allergens.

 

Accoutrement

Not Pictured: Loose woman, fast car, nimble motorcycle.

About The Author

Creosote Achilles

Creosote Achilles

Tar Heel Born. Migrated to Progtopia, OR.

207 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    And it eats smoke like HM eats ass.

    Somehow, these were the first words my eyes alit on when I opened the page.

    Never change glibs, never change.

    • juris imprudent

      A writer is supposed to know his audience.

      • Creosote Achilles

        I was looking for a metaphor and that one seemed the right one.

    • Creosote Achilles

      They are a popular brand. I like Drew Estates, particularly their Pappy Van Winkle that has the leaves fermented in old pappy barrels.

  2. rhywun

    That is a filthy habit I have no interest in picking up. And I smoked cigarettes for 30 years.

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      I will take a cigar as a cheap cigarette substitute, but I want the real thing DAMNIT! Camels or gtfo.

      (quit 5+ years ago after being a 30-year smoker. And now I want one.)

      • rhywun

        Juul is my crutch now. It works – no desire for a real cigarette any more.

  3. EvilSheldon

    When I got seriously into backpacking, I also started smoking a pipe. I can’t overstate how well these things go together. This looks like something I could use if I ever want to be able to sell my condo…

    • Creosote Achilles

      That does sound like it goes together. One of the folks in my group of regular smokers has a pipe. He always looks classy when smoking it. The only time he looks classy.

      • rhywun

        I am curious what a pipe tastes like. It does look classy AF.

      • Count Potato

        It depends what you put in it. Pipe tobacco goes from mild to chemical weapon.

      • pistoffnick

        I like the smell of cherry pipe tobacco the best, but actually smoking it is not that great.

      • EvilSheldon

        I usually smoke a cherry/Virginia Cavendish blend, from a place up in Frederick.

        Straight cherry tobacco is usually too hot.

      • mindyourbusiness

        Yeah. Gimme a good English blend any time.

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      When I still hunting, coming in from the field and rolling a smoke went together exceptionally well. I can see how a pipe would be similar, but I had to quit packing around the same time.

  4. kinnath

    SABLE

    Thank you for that acronym.

    • rhywun

      Glances at bookcases, DVD cabinet, Games folder, nods sadly.

      • Fourscore

        Looks at reloading supplies and ammo . 2021 I shot about 5 to confirm zero, 1 on a deer. I have reloads 50 years old, still shoot well. Some a little obscure.

    • juris imprudent

      I do plan on building up a liquor collection for my wake, which by definition is SABLE.

    • Creosote Achilles

      You’re welcome. I thought it was clever when my wife told me about it.

      • Mojeaux

        Very old crafters’ acronym. Fun fact: collecting supplies is its OWN HOBBY.

      • Fourscore

        “By George, you’ve got it!”

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      Yeah, that is co-opted due to tools and books.

  5. Count Potato

    ” I got into it for kink reasons”

    What sort of kink reasons?

    • Creosote Achilles

      Cigar Service and Cigar Play.

      Cigar service consists of having the cigar bottom present cigars for the top to select, doing the cutting, toasting, and lighting of the cigar as an act of service/submission. Providing drink service, providing an ashtray, kneeling and being ready to be useful, and otherwise dealing with the gear and process so that the cigar top only has to enjoy the cigar, the drink, and the bottom. Actual play can involve any number of activities including; using the ash, cherry (never directly on the skin), and smoke to create sensations of hot and cold, eating ash, acting as a cigar holder, etc.

      Pulling a Bill Clinton is usually regarded as a chooch move.

      • juris imprudent

        Narrator: There are more than a few chooch tops in the world.

      • Creosote Achilles

        You got that shit right.

      • pistoffnick

        I learn new things every day!

        /naïve country boy

      • Fourscore

        Seems like some of us in flyover country are more than a year behind the coasts, PONick

      • Count Potato

        OK, thanks, never heard of that.

      • Creosote Achilles

        For me, it’s up there with rope. I’m normally moving at a 100mph so something where I have to slow down and take my time appeals.

      • EvilSheldon

        A shooting buddy of mine once had a picture (100% G-rated) taken of him out on the range, smoking a cigar. That picture ended up on the website of a BDSM top with a *serious* smoking fetish. Of course, all his friends found out. It was fairly hilarious.

      • Creosote Achilles

        I can imagine that led to no end of breaking balls and hilariity.

  6. Count Potato

    Two years ago today:

    “Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #ChinaFlag of China.”

    https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152

    • Chafed

      It must be true. Chicoms never lie.

      • MikeS

        rie

  7. UnCivilServant

    Ugh. I love resin 🙁

    It’s weak. It’s heavy. It has to be assembled with superglue. It has a release agent that you need to wash off it you want your paint or glue to stick. It doesn’t like to be cut by hobby knives, so you work it with saws, files, and sandpaper. Oh, and the dust is poisonous, you don’t want to breathe it in.

    🙁

    • UnCivilServant

      Oh, yeah, and it loves to warp coming out of the mold, so you gotta fix the shape by warming and bending it… even if it’s a giant slab.

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course the biggest warp is in the biggest piece 🙁

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not even sure how I’m going to straighten this damn thing out.

        Am I going to have to build a jig just to get the pieces in the right shape? Maybe. Maybe.

  8. DEG

    That lasted about a year. I stared out simply buying reasonably priced sticks and smoking maybe 6 times a year at special events. I had no preference other than liking ‘dark’ cigars. For a complete fucking chooch, most of the cigar stores treated me remarkably well and I was able to blissfully move along in ignorance. But the longer I smoked, the more I started to learn things.

    I went through a period of enjoying cigars. I didn’t nerd out about it. Sometimes I think about picking it up again.

    If I decide to pick it up again, I will make a note of this device.

    • Creosote Achilles

      I won’t claim it’s a healthy habit, but the minor increase in likelihood of mouth cancer for someone who smokes less than 1 a day is more than offset by the stress relief in my opinion.

      • DEG

        I agree.

        And thanks!

      • KSuellington

        I’ve seen some studies that show that moderate pipe smokers tend to live longer. Most likely it is the fact that they tend to be mellow sorts in general and the habit is a relaxing one.

    • DEG

      WTF?

      • rhywun

        oh dear lord

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dad?

      • DEG

        Note the choker necklace. I’m guessing he’s a sub and this is part of his kink activity.

      • DEG

        Actually, looks more like a collar than a choker, but still, part his kink activity.

      • rhywun

        I don’t want to know where the pig figures in.

      • pistoffnick

        *squints at DEG*

        You seem to know a lot about this sort of behavior. NTTIAWWT! Let yer freak flag fly!

      • DEG

        Creosote is the expert here.

        I just know a thing or two.

      • pistoffnick

        Aha
        *squints*
        “Square dancing”

      • DEG

        Swing dancing is my thing, not square dancing.

      • pistoffnick

        So you are a swinger?

        /got it.

      • Fourscore

        There’s a lot more to Swing Dance than what we did back in the high school gym. Our version of R & R was a lot tamer.

        I think the kids today call it fast dancing as opposed to the slow dancing.

      • pistoffnick

        “Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Grandpa?

      • rhywun

        It’s like a fly on my wall.

      • The Gunslinger

        Has someone been recording the Glibs Zoom?

      • pistoffnick

        I’m out.

        Though I might want to inquire about the device doing the milking

        /for a friend who enjoys that sort of thing, of course

      • Chafed

        WTF?

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I worked with some cigar aficionados for a while. Never could develop a taste for it even though they tried to convince me.

  10. Sensei

    Thanks for this!

    I smoked cigars for years and slowly stopped. Right now I’ve no desire to start again. Of course I’ve probably got about a dozen left in the humidor.

    • Creosote Achilles

      You are welcome. I wonder if I’ll ever reach that point? Did you simply lose interest in it or were there other reasons?

      • Sensei

        Mostly lost interest. No particular reason. And since it’s not the most healthy of things didn’t see a reason to start up again.

  11. KSuellington

    Cool and funny review Creosote. I occasionally smoke a pipe so one day it may come in handy (presently just smoke out on the front porch as our house is super small). I enjoy smoking spliffs with whatever grass I have handy mixed with British or Dutch hand rolling tobacco with a rolled light cardboard tip and Raw papers. My favorite is Golden Virginia and the original Dutch (not American version) of light blue Drum. As you can’t buy this in the States it means acquisition can be challenging. They changed the rules on hand rolling tobacco a few years back and a lot of the Euro companies stopped importing to the States. Generally now I just stock up in Mexico when I go down there.

    • rhywun

      I used to really like Drum – so you can just plug that into a pipe and smoke it? Must… resist…

      /takes a draw on my Juul

      • KSuellington

        You could I suppose, but it isn’t pipe tobacco. When I smoke a pipe generally smoke a Peterson blend of pipe tobacco. The Drum that you can buy for the last decade or so is not made in Holland and I personally don’t really like it. I like the shag cut and not the pencil shaving cut that is common with American toll tobacco.

      • Count Potato

        Do they still sell Bali Shag? That was popular with people who smoke chillum.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah that’s a US brand I believe. I find it a bit harsh myself although that’s what I smoked when I couldn’t get my Euro brands.

      • rhywun

        Oh, you said spliffs, duh.

        I haven’t had it since the early 90’s. I remember Bali Shag, too.

        /fetches another drink

    • DEG

      I enjoy smoking spliffs with whatever grass I have handy mixed with British or Dutch hand rolling tobacco with a rolled light cardboard tip and Raw papers.

      The first time I was in Amsterdam I went into a coffeeshop. I asked about their joints. I knew that Euros like mixing tobacco with marijuana. I didn’t have rolling papers. The guy told me that their joints were “pure marijuana, no tobacco”. I bought one. I borrowed a lighter from him. I lit up in the coffeeshop.

      Nope. Marijuana mixed with tobacco.

      Oh well. I’m committed.

      At least they didn’t throw me out for smoking tobacco indoors, which is not allowed in Amsterdam. You can smoke marijuana indoors, but not tobacco.

      • KSuellington

        I lived in the Dam for two years which is where I picked up that habit. No one smokes pure weed there. When I lived there in 2005-8 you could smoke tobacco pretty much anywhere. I imagine that the coffee shops don’t enforce the no tobacco smoking rule if they are ones that the locals frequent.

      • rhywun

        You can smoke marijuana indoors, but not tobacco.

        Yeah, there’s a dozen hookah joints within a block of my house, but of course you can’t smoke tobacco there. Progressivism isn’t the most internally consistent ideology, is it.

      • KSuellington

        Hookah is tobacco that’s soaked in fruit juices and spices. But it’s an Arab cultural thing and so the proggies don’t want to mess with it. I haven’t had one in a while. Those are real nice when done right.

      • rhywun

        I didn’t know it’s tobacco. But yeah, I meant you can’t smoke cigarettes there.

        These places are pretty Arab-centric so it’s not likely I’ll try it. I’ve heard there are hipster versions in trendier neighborhoods but I’ll probably pass on that, too.

  12. Brochettaward

    When I see a Creosote Achilles post, I expect it to be about polygamy and other forms of sexual deviancy. What is this?

    • Sensei

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • Ted S.

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • Q Continuum

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • pistoffnick

      Apparently. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • Creosote Achilles

      I can’t be up to perversion all the time.

      So, sometimes, as others have said, a cigar is just a cigar.

  13. Plinker762

    Two smoke smoke >> cigar smoke
    Especially if you can run Castor 927

    • pistoffnick

      Amsoil, dude!

      • pistoffnick

        Also “two stroke smoke” was my nickname back in highschool

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      As a former RD rider and smoker, I would say =!=

  14. Tundra

    I’ve tried to cultivate a cigar habit. I failed.

    How would you say the purifier would work with more plebian smoke?

    • Creosote Achilles

      On the one hand, a cigarette (or a joint) produces way less smoke than a cigar, but if you’re smoking more of them the amount of smoke per day may be more as one usually smokes more of them. It may not alleviate the odor entirely, but I think it would certainly drastically decrease it.

  15. MikeS

    Does anyone know of a way to get past the Android PIN screen on a Moto G6? I know the answer is “not without the PIN”, but I’m really hoping someone has a clever way in. I can’ t get into my Mom’s phone.

    • straffinrun

      I got her number. You need it?

      • Brochettaward

        If The Bro is telling you it isn’t the time for shit talking…

        I don’t think you realize what is going on in this situation, Straf. MikeS’s mother passed.

      • straffinrun

        Actually, thank you bro and seriously sorry, Mike.

      • MikeS

        No worries, Straff. When I posed the question I fully expected someone here to say something along those lines. ‘sall good.

      • straffinrun

        Thx. We both went through it recently. Tough times.

      • MikeS

        Yup. I remember you recently lost your mom. Sucks so bad, don’t it? Fuck.

    • Sensei

      Do you know her Google account name and password?

      • MikeS

        yes

      • Sensei

        Supposedly if you put in the wrong pin multiple times it will allow you to reset it with her Google credentials.

      • MikeS

        I’ll do some more research along those lines. Dad and I were trying all the possible number combinations we thought she might use and all of a sudden I got a warning the the phone would be wiped after 9 more wrong attempts so I got nervous and stopped.

      • pistoffnick

        This is why my best friend has a list of my usernames and passwords.

        My kids and ex-wife do not need to see the porn I have downloaded to my computer.

      • MikeS

        We have all her passwords, but no the PIN to get into the phone and with all the fucking two step verification shit, we need to get into the phone to acknowledge the second step.

      • pistoffnick

        Aye. Sorry for your frustration.

      • pistoffnick

        Was yer mom a freak?

        6969

      • MikeS

        She most certainly was not, but I do appreciate the help.

      • pistoffnick

        You never know!

      • PudPaisley

        Have you tried her birthday? I’ll bet that’s what my Mom uses on her phone.

      • MikeS

        I didn’t try her b-day because she was very security conscious. A different password for every website. Most of them random combinations of words/numbers. She did everything right except write down the PIN to her phone. Or, maybe it’s none of our damn business what’s in her phone and we go through the normal processes to get into her accounts and just wipe the phone. The first of many small decisions for Dad and us.

        I encourage everyone to have all this down in writing and accessible to someone in the event of your passing. The sorrow is enough. Having to play amateur hacker to make sure the bills get paid sucks.

      • PudPaisley

        Sorry to hear about your Mom. Best wishes to you and your family during this tough time.

      • MikeS

        Thanks, Pud. I appreciate that.

    • Count Potato

      Try a web search. Looks like there are a bunch of youtube videos, and such

      Sorry, for your loss 🙁

      • MikeS

        Thanks Count. I was web searching stuff earlier and was trying to sift through the chaff and got frustrated and through my hands up. I’ll try a YouTube search.

    • MikeS

      Everything I’m seeing says I need to completely wipe the phone. Which means we can use the phone to verify notification requests, but we lose everything saved on it. Fuck.

    • MikeS

      It’s a weird screen. My phone, it starts up and then you need to enter the pin to unlock it. But if you get a call, you can still answer. The screen I’m getting on hers say enter the pin to start Android. She apparently has it set on super-secure. When I call her phone it doesn’t even ring. It’s almost like it’s at a DOS prompt waiting for you to enter the proper sequence to start Windows.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Can you go to the carrier store once you have the death certificate and probate documents?

      • MikeS

        That’s probably where we are at. And really, that’s the what I expected and think it should be. And maybe not even then. I mean, if she left us no info to get in, shouldn’t the default answer be “no” when we ask to get in?

        A conversation for another day.

        Thanks for all the suggestions. I appreciate them and the condolences. I think it’s time to just set the phone aside and revisit it with a clearer head.

  16. straffinrun

    I get a White House intern to hold my cigars.

  17. rhywun

    My boss is a prog but at the same time a (former) smoker (like myself). One time we shared a bit of a cigar, or as much of it as I could tolerate. Just a fleeting memory from years ago. It’s not as bad as those fucking cigarillos that The Youth smoke, though. OMG that stench.

    Oh fuck now I remember that I have to start/complete my self-review this weekend. Shit.

  18. pistoffnick

    U of MN Doolooth men’s hockey blows it wide open 4-1 with only 7 minutes left in the 3rd period.

    • pistoffnick

      VS. Miami.

      They have ice in Miami?

      • MikeS

        ?

      • pistoffnick

        Ends at 4-1 UM-D over Miami

        Another game tomorrow.

      • MikeS

        You do know it’s the “other” Miami, right?

      • pistoffnick

        A win is a win, especially if it gets us closer to #1 ranked U of Norf Dakoda.

      • pistoffnick

        Damn it hurt typing that.

      • MikeS

        I’m just trying to figure out if I can be a pedant and tell you Miami is in Ohio, or if you knew that and were being sarcastic.

      • MikeS

        GO SIOUX HAWKS!!11!!!!

      • Gender Traitor

        Miami is in Ohio

        AND HAS BEEN SINCE 1809, DAMMIT! /hypersensitive alum

      • MikeS

        Still, it is cute how they think they can compete with real D1 hockey teams.

  19. Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

    Excellent review, even having quit smoking. And thank you for adding two new terms to the lexicon: SABLE and chooch.

    • Fourscore

      Is the cabinet humidor a cool dry place? Seems like it must be humidity controlled on the plus side. I was thinking about gun powder storage.

      • kinnath

        Not too humid; not too dry. Goldilocks approves.

        Probably won’t keep powder as dry as desired.

      • Creosote Achilles

        Mine has a Oasis humidifier in it. It regulates the humidity via a digital control panel. You can see the wire in the glass door. The particular model I have also sends messages to my phone if it gets out of range.

  20. mikey

    Heh. SABLE. My quilting wife taught me that. She’s more like SABLE^4.

  21. Brochettaward

    So Nancy Pelosi apparently told the cop who shot Ashley Babbitt to do so? Or at least yelled something at him and pointed to her before he went over and shot her.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      pics please,

  22. Festus

    I dead-threaded this one https://youtu.be/W66td1l_ISQ for anyone that appreciates what rock music used to be (esp. for you, lolbot)

      • Festus

        Yeah, they are really good! It was like The Doors, Nugent and Black Sabbath had a love child (but born with a caul).

      • Festus

        The drummer is fantastic with that stripped down kit.

    • The Hyperbole

      That sounds nothing like The Kinks.

      • Festus

        We all know your “kinks”, TH…

  23. Festus

    I’m starting to believe that “Creosote” is just the whale fucker posting under an assumed name. Steakummms Bless.

    • Festus

      Is there even a zoom? Home alone.

      • The Hyperbole

        Neph linked to this in the last post, I don’t know if it’s still going on as they won’t let me in anymore after ‘the incident’

      • Brochettaward

        Even a cunt such as yourself should be allowed on the Zoom.

      • MikeS

        Annoying asshole fight!

        Kidding…I don’t think either of you is annoying.

      • Chafed

        But they are both assholes?

    • commodious spittoon

      Isn’t creosote what’s used for railroad ties for preservation

      • Festus

        It’s what Achilles should have coated his heel with.

  24. Brochettaward

    This is the First
    Beautiful friend
    This is the First
    My only friend, the First

    Of our elaborate plans, the First
    Of everything that stands, the First
    No safety or surprise, the First
    I’ll never look into your eyes second

    And all the children are insane
    All the children are insane

    The First That Will Change Everything gestates.

    • MikeS

      Who firsted who, who firsted you?
      Who firsted who, ain’t nobody told you?
      Who firsted who, who firsted you?
      If you firsted them and they firsted you
      Who picked up the bill and who firsted who?
      Who firsted who, who turned the screw?

  25. commodious spittoon

    I bought my niece and nephew all of James Clavell’s Asian series, and then I bought them basically all of Neal Stephenson’s books. I love being the childless uncle, buying my sister’s progeny all the books that made me who I am today, a childless uncle buying

    Well, at least I’m not molesting them.

    • Brochettaward

      I have seconder brothers. They are a source of great shame to me. If they produce any children, they will be mere human children. Seconders at that. But me? I will produce The First That Will Change Everything. What can a soft, pudgy, pinkish little lump of cells do to compete with that? It’s like the baby won’t even try. It will shit all over itself and scream until you clean it. The First will transform humanity. It will launch a new era.

      My Fiirsting man-womb is superior to your sister’s mere female womb.

      • commodious spittoon

        Sometimes a man just wants his affection for James Clavell recognized, you know, he doesn’t want to feel so alone He wants some camaraderie among those who enjoy that incomparable tale. The ersatz samurai through the discovery of a soviet spy, it all comes out.

        Is it so hard to leave this man alone?

      • slumbrew

        I remember loving the hell out of Shogun. I should re-read.

      • slumbrew

        And “One of Us! One of Us!”

        Politically, he was said to have been an ardent individualist and proponent of laissez-faire capitalism, as many of his books’ heroes exemplify. Clavell admired Ayn Rand, founder of the Objectivist school of philosophy, and sent her a copy of Noble House during 1981 inscribed: “This is for Ayn Rand—one of the real, true talents on this earth for which many, many thanks. James C, New York, 2 September 81.”

      • MikeS

        I vaguely remember seeing bits of the TV mini-series with my dad. Might be fun to check it out as an adult.

      • MikeS

        Just looked it up and saw Richard Chamberlain was in it. He was also in The Thorn Birds. Was he Mr. Mini-Series in the 80’s?

      • slumbrew

        Yes, yes he was. Made all the ladies sigh. Which was awkward, for Richard, I imagine.

      • MikeS

        …and Centennial.

      • slumbrew

        He was also Jason Bourne

      • MikeS

        If by “awkward” you mean it made his pants get tighter, then yes, I’m sure.

        He was a looker, to be sure.

        #nohomo

      • MikeS

        I just saw that. I have no recollection of that ’88 series. I suppose I was too busy with either basketball practice or chasing pussy.

      • slumbrew

        #nohomo

        Not, however, the case for Richard.

      • MikeS

        Oh that’s right. And he adopted his partner. I forgot all about that.

      • slumbrew

        Yeah, a little weird but it was expressly for “estate” reasons, so it’s cool, I guess.

      • rhywun

        I didn’t know any of that.

        I vaguely remember Shogun as Event Television – we even talked about it in 6th grade.

        He was a looker, to be sure.

        Yup.

      • slumbrew

        I must have seen the mini-series first & read the book later. Wouldn’t have been picking up a book like that when I was 10.

      • one true athena

        I got the miniseries Bourne version on DVD awhile back because I had fond memories of it, and tbh I like it more than the modern version. mostly because the Jaclyn Smith version of Marie is closer to the book, which is a much better character. Franka Potente is a fine actress, but her Marie is pretty much useless luggage, whereas Book Marie is an active partner in the second half and is the one who really figures out what’s going on.

  26. commodious spittoon

    I’m alone in the world.

    Woe is me.

    • MikeS

      You are never alone when you are a Glib.

      Also, you just said you have nieces and nephews to spoil.

      • slumbrew

        Precisely – there are those who are truly alone but you’re not one of them. Go spoil those kids and purchase their affection.

      • commodious spittoon

        Dunfore is what I am Goodbye

    • KSuellington

      This world can be a lonely place. You know who else was lonely CS? The second song and his intro to it are really worth a listen for your situation.

      I think you were looking for this the other day MikeS.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtT_8pEjHgo

      • MikeS

        KSue, you are awesome! Yup, that’s what I was looking for. Danke.

      • KSuellington

        Bill is the fricking man. He wrote such damn good music, and then said he had enough and went and lived a quiet and good life. Love his banter between songs.

      • MikeS

        Yes. I’m 99% sure you were the one that exposed this to me the first time. IT’s such a wonderful performance. Like you say, the banter is awesome. And the recording is well done, and the camera angles… Watching the video is almost like you were there.

  27. Festus

    Ya know what? Fuck it, I’m going to eat some steak and go to bed. Eight hours ahead of time but what the hell.

    • Chafed

      Living large Festus.

  28. robodruid

    Good Morning any early Glibs.
    Have to drive to Mo today, picking up my impregnated sheep, and 3 more.
    Issues……
    Lady is way to green/granola for me. A sheep got pink eye, but treats an infection with Vitamin A. Pink eye can cause spontaneous abortions. Vet could not make it.
    Sooooo Now i will have to evaluate 7 sheep, in the van, inject antibiotics, worm them on the way home (tomorrow).
    Then isolate them in the chicken run.

    Nowhere end of the world, but annoying.
    Hope all of us have excellent, no drama weekends.

    • Ted S.

      Mojeaux impregnates sheep?

      • robodruid

        Missouri…

        Funny story, while talking to owner of local feed store, he commented.
        “When you here a story about the holler, believe it!” Told me about people tapping into a natural gas line while it was being built.
        Crazy world

      • hayeksplosives

        She is multi-talented…

  29. hayeksplosives

    I have no desire to live into my seventies and beyond
    .

    Fourscore is smashing it, like nobody’s business!!

    But my father, his sisters (my beloved aunties) all died of Alzheimer’s.

    I want to go out in a blaze of glory, or just having a good time.

    Who wants to live forever?

    • robodruid

      Well if i have my wits about me, i would not mind living a long time.
      Mind and Body, i could finally get caught up on garden work if i lived forever.

    • commodious spittoon

      You’re gonna tho. It’s your gender’s curse, you live decades too late.

    • Fourscore

      Thanks HE, as someone once said “Sometimes a facade is just fake”

      Fortunately the Big A is not a hereditary problem in my family, if it catches me it’ll be a first (Take that, Bro). Loneliness is always a problem but Glibs are an asset, even reading the exploits of others is a big help. The physical can’t seem to keep up, however.

      The fear of the phony political scare has kept a lot of old people isolated, it is just criminal to treat old people like they are Typhoid Marys. Old friends have disappeared these past 2 years with out a chance to say good bye. Fortunately that is over in MN, for the most part but now the pool of eligibles has shrunk dramatically.

      My kids say I will live to be a 100, I don’t want that, I’d rather go fishing now.

      • Fourscore

        Hey, Robo, I’m planning on planting some apple trees this spring. I’m a real optimist or a fool, you decide.

      • robodruid

        I am planting 75 saplings from forest service this spring. I think you are doing great work there.

    • commodious spittoon

      I bet Freddie Mercury wanted to live awhile longer.

      • hayeksplosives

        Cue “Who wants to live forever?” From Highlander soundtrack.

        https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I