Sunday Morning Anniversary Links

by | Jan 23, 2022 | Daily Links | 341 comments

SP: “OMG, what the FUCK have I done????”

We actually did our anniversary celebration a night early so that I didn’t have to worry about being at work at 0500. SP’s fondue is absolutely world class, and we had some appropriate wine with it. So I’ll save my “what did the kids do this time????” story for next week. There’s been some interesting rumbles in our little town, and I think the amusement factor is about to go off the scale.

On the subject of amusement, an auspicious batch of birthdays today include a guy known for his signature achievement; the pride of the Mormon church; a true space man who cut the Gordan knot; a guy who banged Marie Curie; a guy whose work aldered the course of chemistry; the guy who enshrined the “limp dick” rule into law; a guitarist who did OK with two fingers; a true genius of TV comedy; an argument for term limits; and one of my academic grandparents.

Time for the actual Links.

 

There’s metaphor here.

 

“It worked so well for everyone else…”

 

“You have been insufficiently panicked, Comrade.”

 

Unanswered question in these articles: Who’s paying for this?

 

At last, our national nightmare has ended!

 

I’m thinking it was Jussie Smollett. 

 

How could Old Guy Music today be anything other than this?

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

341 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    I’ll save my “what did the kids do this time????” story for next week.

    ?

    At least tell us whether the fugitive is still on the lam.

    • Gender Traitor

      And Happy Anniversary to you & SP. If you hadn’t posted that Old Guy Music, I would have linked to it. But you probably knew someone would.

    • UnCivilServant

      I wouldn’t be surprised to hear she ended up hitchiking on a livestock truck and was on the lamb.

  2. Count Potato

    “Thirty-six out of 54 passengers on a Jan. 14 flight from Fiji to Kiribati were found to have COVID-19 despite being fully vaccinated and tested multiple times before leaving Fiji.”

    Sounds like the tests and vaccines suck ass.

    • WTF

      Since the tests, lockdowns, and ‘vaccines’ have proven completely ineffective, we must do them all harder.
      Because “SCIENCE”!

  3. The Late P Brooks

    For now I don’t plan on appealing the decision, because it’s not worth the aggravation. If you are considered a “climate skeptic” (whatever that means) Google has already said you are targeted for termination from their Adsense program. I can’t expect their liberal arts-educated “fact checkers” to understand the nuances of the global warming debate.

    That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

    • WTF

      The truth does not require censorship to prevail.

    • Rebel Scum

      The party line does not require nuance, comrade. It requires submission and obedience.

  4. PieInTheSky

    SP’s fondue is absolutely world class, – I am not saying it is not but is but that difficult to melt cheese?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Nope, which is why there’s so much mediocre fondue in this world.

      • SDF-7

        I was expecting this.

      • Ted S.

        I’m not into the latter-day superhero movies.

  5. rhywun

    “Jussie”

    • Old Man With Candy

      Oh those kids and their wacky names.

    • Homple

      You mean Juicy Smollier?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Of the famous Smollier family of Burgundy.

      • Homple

        The very one.

  6. Certified Public Asshat

    New Zealand is the last major country left that the authoritarians can point to and say “look, they knew how to keep covid under control!”

    Now that Israel has been thrown in the failure pile, I am keeping my eye on New Zealand.

    • rhywun

      If by “under control”, one means “delaying the inevitable”.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They have kept deaths down. If deaths start going up then it will really get interesting for the narrative.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Omicron’s not exactly a huge death-dealer compared to earlier variants, so they may have dodged that particular bullet. But Zero COVID? Yeah, that’s not possible.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      As I said from early on, it appeared that COVID would become endemic so the sooner you get exposed to it the better. Most people on Earth will be exposed to it sooner or later.

      It was also clear from the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan that symptomatic infection rate was ~10% and death rates were <1%. This was on a ship where air is pumped throughout the ship and some parts of the ship never have sunlight exposure to disinfect surfaces.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Nice house

    For a normie, anyway.

    • Old Man With Candy

      That train left the station some years ago.

    • CPRM

      ThedaCare seems to be hated by its employees. just before the pandemic they had an entire team leave to set up their own practice (I believe it was cardiology).

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s a term for forced servitude but for the life of me I can’t remember it right now.

    • Ted S.

      I’d suggest these people just start working for Ascension and force the ThedaCare to send armed thugs to remove them from work at the point of a gun, but what would really happen is that CMS would stop reimbursing Ascension. Of course, that just shows how wicked it is for the government to have a financial sword of Damocles hanging over everybody.

    • JG43

      The nurses should sue ThedaCare for restraint of trade. They no longer have their jobs at ThedaCare but can’t start working for Ascension. Also, ThedaCare refused to make a counter offer. These are at-will employees which as far as I know do not have a non compete agreement.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Guarantee more nurses wont sign employment contracts in the future, that include that clause.

  8. CPRM

    Washington approved a $200 million package of additional military assistance to Ukraine in December.

    Denzel?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Denzel does kick a lot of Russkie ass in his flicks.

      • Brawndo

        Not in Training Day. Quite the opposite in that case

      • hayeksplosives

        Denzel can do no wrong. Even Virtuosity was rescued from near-certain suckage by Denzel.

        Also, The Book of Eli is one of my all time top ten favorite movies.

      • Brawndo

        Training Day is one of my favorite movies and I’m not sure I can think of another actor who can make his character that good

  9. PieInTheSky

    “You have been insufficiently panicked, Comrade.” – be careful people might confuse you for one of them deniers linking to things like this

    • Sean

      Wait, don’t you have the ‘vid?

      • PieInTheSky

        who can say really?

      • Count Potato

        Viruses can’t replicate in dead cells.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    nurses who quit to work for another facility have an injunction preventing them from switching jobs.

    Wage slave is not just a figure of speech?

  11. Fourscore

    Congrats, OM and SP.

    The second time around is better, the interim was a training cycle. Not where we learned what to do but rather learned what not to do.

    Keep on keepin’ on. Thanks for remembering the rest of us though.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Third for each of us. At that, we’re way behind Spud in the count.

      • Fourscore

        “Sometimes it’s heaven
        Sometimes its hell
        Sometimes I don’t even know”

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — but do her kindergarten playground husbands really count?

    • Ted S.

      The second time around is better

      Yes it is.

      I have a feeling, however, that a young Onescore preferred this.

      • Fourscore

        I was waiting on that train, too. Ahh, 1961, the year that started my down hill slide.

    • Don escaped Texas

      second time around is better

      One thing for sure: no one is going to hammer my ass today over something stupid I said in 1985.

    • Mojeaux

      If something happened to my husband, there would be no second time around.

      • CPRM

        That’s what my mom said. And it’s kind of true, she hasn’t married the guy she started dating a year after my dad passed. They just live together. Very modern.

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, no. I’m not afraid to be alone and I don’t need the same things I needed when I was 30.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Same here. The SU is, for me, the one and done model.

        After all, she was the only one who appreciated my, uh . . . unique character back when we met in Uni.

    • WTF

      Young English Soldier Gives BRUTAL First-Hand Account of Battle of Waterloo (1815, William Lawrence)

      • Threedoor

        I like where she talked about federal ‘subsidies’. Her number works out to a few dollars a year.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Actual individual consumption. On this alternative to GDP which deflates the inflated GDP numbers of tax havens, the US is more than 50% richer than the EU average, and 20% richer than the richest EU country, Luxembourg.

    https://twitter.com/StefanFSchubert/status/1485113080493322240

    this can’t be true

    • WTF

      I’m pretty sure it is. I believe even Mississippi, the poorest state, is wealthier than most European countries. The standard of living in America tends to be quite a bit higher than Europe, unless I am mis-remembering my statistics.

      • SDF-7

        Don’t worry — the Biden administration is on it.

      • WTF

        The left always wants to make us more like Europe.

      • Homple

        I lived 14 years in Europe, traveled all over the continent and I’ve seen a fair bit of Mississippi. Makes me wonder what the statisticians and economists mean by “wealth”

      • hayeksplosives

        Right?!?! I spent a good deal of time living in Stockholm and visiting Germany with my kraut (now ex) husband. It was bizarre how much they lived like they’d just emerged from the Great Depression.

        We Americans are the luckiest people on Earth.

        I despair only that we were better off 10 years ago. We have peaked.

      • Homple

        When was that?

    • The Last American Hero

      I think housing distorts things. Go watch house hunters intl and see how much the rent is for a tiny shitty flat on the outskirts of a major eu city and compare it to the house payment to own a larger nicer place in a better location in the us. And the eu rental isn’t getting you any equity.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        To be fair, “owning” property in Europe means that you have even less property rights than you have in the USA.

        I wouldn’t want to buy property in Europe either. Youre smothered by Commie bureaucratic red tape and any renters probably have more rights than you do as the owner.

      • Homple

        Try renting in a major US city.

    • Not Adahn

      That wasn’t real socialism.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Since the tests, lockdowns, and ‘vaccines’ have proven completely ineffective, we must do them all harder.
    Because “SCIENCE”!

    If you don’t accept our hypotheses about the plague, you don’t believe in gravity!

  14. juris imprudent

    Now this is how you troll your brethren on an appeals court!

    VanDyke also wrote an unusual concurring opinion in which he predicts that the 9th Circuit will agree to en banc review of the case and reverse the panel’s decision, because “this is always what happens when a three-judge panel upholds the Second Amendment in this circuit.”

    By writing “an alternative draft opinion that will apply our test in a way more to the liking of the majority of our court,” VanDyke says, “I can demonstrate just how easy it is to reach any desired conclusion under our current framework, and the majority of our court can get a jumpstart on calling this case en banc. Sort of a win-win for
    everyone.” He concludes his concurring opinion with two words: “You’re welcome.”

  15. The Late P Brooks

    When asked how she felt about her decision to cancel the wedding that was due to be held this summer, Ardern replied, “Such is life.”

    Empathize with her suffering, peons.

    • juris imprudent

      Who the hell would marry Nurse Ratched?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There are plenty of beta males to go around.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Parenting as a public good
    Words by Ellen Pasternack
    21st January 2022
    Issue 6

    Society has free-ridden on women for millennia, benefiting from the children they’ve had while bearing few of the costs. But as women have gained other options, birth rates have fallen

    https://www.worksinprogress.co/issue/parenting-as-a-public-good/

    • PieInTheSky

      I really don;t see where the feminist view that women pre 1950 had zero power or influence in society comes from

      • rhywun

        It would be instructive to go back in time and ask any man about that.

      • hayeksplosives

        Prohibition of alcohol for the first mass- Karen event!!

        Sometimes I truly do think we’d be better off if women didn’t have the vote.

    • Ted S.

      Society has free-ridden on women for millennia, benefiting from the children they’ve had

      Apparently children are a result of parthenogenesis or something, and men have nothing to do with the creation of children.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nikki is the worst

    • Rebel Scum

      while bearing few of the costs

      Dealing with the nagging, paying for everything and dying in wars notwithstanding.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Hipkins also said New Zealand’s Cabinet has agreed to other precautionary measures, including reducing the interval between a second Covid-19 vaccine dose and a booster shot from six months to four months, and increasing the required length of stay for returning travelers from seven to 10 days in managed isolation and quarantine.

    Pigeon superstition. Appease the plague gods harder. Beg for their mercy.

  18. Count Potato

    “One cynomolgus monkey remained on the loose overnight after the truck transporting 100 of them crashed near Danville”

    That’s a lot of fucking monkeys. Anyway, wouldn’t they just freeze to death? Overnight temperatures are in the single digits.

    • PieInTheSky

      maybe it still has a novel to finish

    • WTF

      My sick brain initially saw that as “one cunnilingus monkey” before I looked more carefully.

  19. PieInTheSky

    What is the Official Glibertarian position on paying 500 $ on a pair of good quality boots, sound investment or waste of money?

    • PieInTheSky

      also why is there something called Nicks Handmade Boots in my YouTube recommends?

      • Threedoor

        I have three pairs of Nicks. Love them.

      • Threedoor

        Ive had two pairs rebuilt, one resoled.

    • Tulip

      If they are truly good quality and can be repaired (re soled), then it’s still high, but ok

    • Old Man With Candy

      Depends on the boots. Mine were about $200 which made me gasp, but they got me through 9 winters.

    • EvilSheldon

      $500 for good quality footwear, is not that high.

      • Fourscore

        My son has handmade boots @ $1400 a pop. Fortunately they are an “in-kind” quid pro quo.

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh yeah, if we’re talking handmade or made-to-measure footwear, keep adding zeros. Totally worth it, though.

    • JG43

      Mine were $400. They can be resoled but I doubt if the soles will be their demise.

      It’s nice to have a boot that fits and is warm and dry.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    He concludes his concurring opinion with two words: “You’re welcome.”

    OMG how juvenile.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    What self-loathing retard would marry Ahern?

  22. juris imprudent

    He called it.

    “The quaint old forms—elections, parliaments, Supreme Courts and all the rest—will remain. The underlying substance will be a new kind of non-violent totalitarianism.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Non-violent “ remains to be seen.

    • WTF

      Hey, Florida Man.

    • PieInTheSky

      the are easier than whales

    • EvilSheldon

      Interesting trivia – Manatees have among the smallest penis size/body mass ratio of any vertibrate animal.

    • The Gunslinger

      How do you know he wasn’t successful?

    • Sean

      Meh. It happens.

    • westernsloper

      I was wondering what Brett was up to these days.

  23. PieInTheSky

    Covid panic makes Universities money:

    How beneficial has COVID measures been to universities?

    In cutting services to students, Harvard went from a operating SURPLUS of $283 MILLION, as opposed to 2020 where there was a DEFICIT of $10 million.

    https://twitter.com/txsalth2o/status/1484904485378232320

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Add in the CARES Act stimulus as well

    • rhywun

      New York State is drowning in so much “relief” money that the latest budget proposal is more than triple what I remember from around 20 years ago (in unadjusted dollars).

  24. juris imprudent

    The new crop of far-left candidates has their work cut out for them. At the ballot box so far, the pace of the far-left takeover of the party is still more evolution than revolution.

    Sure, because they can only win non-competitive districts. That severely limits the prospects of them becoming a more serious contingent. All they are now is noisy, but they’ll always be limited in number. There just aren’t that many moron districts (same applies to the Republicans).

    • PieInTheSky

      they need to use more direct revolutionary action. also educate agitate and organize.

    • rhywun

      they can only win non-competitive districts

      Sure. But keep in mind that AOC’s district, for example, is not some hot-bed of progressivism but an ordinary middle-class outer-borough district. There are plenty more of those to conquer. They are of course one-party districts but until recently there were plenty of “moderate” Democrats to go around.

      IOW they are quickly taking over the party.

      • Winston

        And they are the ones will survive in November and will be the base in 2024 and 2026

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, they can only win AOC-like districts, where the voters would elect Hitler-in-drag as long as there was a “D” attached to the name. Morons.

  25. juris imprudent

    Welcome to Chicago!

    • PieInTheSky

      thanks.

  26. Count Potato

    “All 14 black Mississippi state senators, all Democrats, walked out before a vote on a bill that forbids teaching students at public schools and colleges that ‘that any sex, race, ethnicity, religion or national origin is inherently superior or inferior.’

    The bill later passed passed 32-2, with only two Democratic legislators – David Blount and Hob Bryan, both white – voting against it. It now heads to the Mississippi state House for approval.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10430153/Black-lawmakers-walk-Mississippi-Senate-vote-anti-Critical-Race-Theory-bill.html

    What happened to the magic swap?

    • rhywun

      “Anti-racists” are delighted at this. “More, please!”

    • Rebel Scum

      Black racists upset that they can’t indoctrinate students with racism in the classroom. Cry me a river.

  27. PieInTheSky

    Against the survival of the prettiest

    Many modern buildings put up today seem uglier than traditional ones around them. Some say this is because we’ve torn down the ugly old buildings, and only see the survivors. Are they right?’

    https://www.worksinprogress.co/issue/against-the-survival-of-the-prettiest/

    the author thinks no, old buildings are pretties

    • R C Dean

      Because buildings aren’t replaced for aesthetic reasons, they are replaced for economic reasons.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m reasonably certain that the author is right. Even his examples of ugly old buildings are still pleasant to look at.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I could add numerous examples of my own of beautiful old buildings that are gone.

      The more important question is why is modern architecture so fucking ugly.

      • Old Man With Candy

        “That’s not a building, it’s the box a building came in.”

  28. Count Potato

    “They thought they were in for a couple of hours enjoying the ‘radiant’ talents of the Cuban-Spanish actress Ana de Armas.

    But two fans who hired the film Yesterday on Amazon Prime after seeing her in the trailer were outraged to discover she did not make the final cut.

    Now they are suing Universal Pictures, claiming the Hollywood studio duped them with deceptive marketing that used De Armas’s ‘fame, radiance and brilliance’ to promote a film in which she did not appear.

    Conor Woulfe, 38, of Maryland, and Peter Rosza, 44, of San Diego County, California, say they each paid $3.99 (£2.94) to watch the film and are seeking $5million (£3.7million) compensation in a proposed class action on behalf of all affected viewers.

    Yesterday, originally released in 2019, is a romantic comedy about a singer-songwriter who, after being hit by a bus, discovers that he is the only person on Earth who remembers The Beatles.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10431401/Two-fans-sue-Universal-Pictures-Ana-Armas-appeared-Yesterday-trailer-not-film.html

    • PieInTheSky

      ‘radiant’ talents of the Cuban-Spanish actress Ana de Armas – just subscribe to he onlyfans

    • CPRM

      Where’s my money for that missing Spider-Man twin towers scene? That’s the only reason I’ve watched all 8 Spider-Man movies!

      • l0b0t

        Tom Bombadil was a requisite part of To9lkien’s story without whom, the tale would have ended with the death of the hobbits to Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights. Excising the oldest living thing in Middle Earth, only to add a fucking car chase and craft a romance subplot out of whole cloth solely for the dullards in the American audience ruined the franchise for the majority of the viewers! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Experts

    What the next part of the pandemic looks like and when it will get there are what Dr. Yvonne Maldonado, an epidemiologist and infectious disease specialist at Stanford Medicine, and experts at federal agencies, academic colleagues and local public health leaders spent the holidays trying to figure out.
    There was a general consensus among the experts about what happens next: “We really don’t know exactly,” Maldonado said.
    There are disease models and lessons from pandemics past, but the way the highly infectious Omicron variant popped up meant the scientists’ proverbial crystal ball got a little hazy.
    “None of us really anticipated Omicron,” Maldonado said. “Well, there were hints, but we did not expect it to happen exactly the way it did.”

    ——-

    “Generally speaking, the level of immunity in our population is going to be much higher than it was going into the Omicron pandemic, and that’s going to help us not only with Omicron and Delta, if they’re still circulating, but it will also help us with any new variants,” Swartzberg said. “To what degree will depend on the availability of medicines to intervene.”

    Right. Keep throwing experimental vaccines at it. It’s our only hope.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “ the scientists’ proverbial crystal ball got a little hazy.”

      Except for those scientists who predicted exactly what happened and got unpersoned for it.

    • rhywun

      “We have no idea, therefore it’s endless lockdowns and jabs in arms JUST TO BE SAFE!”

    • Rebel Scum

      “None of us really anticipated Omicron,” Maldonado said. “Well, there were hints, but we did not expect it to happen exactly the way it did.”

      Then you are a moron. Respiratory illnesses mutate constantly. Take your vitamins and move on with your life.

  30. Winston

    https://www.libertarianism.org/topics/cities

    Although there is a minority agrarian tradition within libertarianism, most libertarians have come to support the view that city and its role are beneficent.

    ….

    For some, the city is the locus of freedom and individualism, economic and cultural progress and innovation, and social and political diversity and independence. There is, however, a long tradition that sees the city as the source of impiety, moral and social corruption and breakdown, crime and disorder, and dangerous innovation. The city is here contrasted to the simple, pure, and secure life of the country. This kind of debate has gone on in the world’s major civilizations since cities first appeared, as the Greek fable of the town and the country mouse shows. There is a close connection between this kind of antiurbanism and the antimodern and antiliberal ideologies over the last 300 years, which is still the case today.

    The libertarian view of the city is generally positive, and the move toward a predominantly urban life is generally welcomed. Historically, periods and episodes when cities were vibrant and influential, such as Ancient Greece, Song China, the Umayyad Middle East, medieval and Renaissance Italy, 17th‐​century Dutch Republic, and 19th‐​century Britain, are regarded with admiration by libertarians. The mercantile city‐​state and leagues of cities are often seen as the best kind of polity and as distinctly superior to the territorial state or empire. This preference for cities reflects the kinds of real‐​life connections and associations that promote a variety of voluntary interactions. For libertarians, the city and city life display the kinds of phenomena that they find admirable and worthy of encouragement. There is an older tradition of libertarian thought, however, that is hostile to the city and sees the independent farmer as the bedrock of a free society, with the city cast as the locus of corrupting political power. This notion goes back to the 18th century and earlier and the tradition of classical republican thought—“country” ideology as it came to be called—with its opposition to the court and royal power and government extravagance, both associated with the great metropolis. Later, with the French Revolution, the city became the scene of revolution and dangerous collectivist politics. This kind of agrarian libertarianism, with its republican antecedents, has effectively died out in Europe, but persists as a minority tradition within the United States, where it is articulated by authors such as Victor Davis Hanson, due to the continuing influence of Jeffersonian thought and ideas.

    ….

    The historical role of the city is generally seen by libertarians as positive, and most of them favor urban life over the alternatives.

    See libertarian worship of the city is not a strawman…

    And the last two years have clearly demonstrated that cities are indeed locis of corrupt political power and far from the bulwark of freedom…

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The underlying substance will be a new kind of non-violent totalitarianism.

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

    • juris imprudent

      It does work because most people respect the rule of law, even as the law is being perverted right before their eyes. When that respect is broken, it won’t end well for anyone.

  32. Count Potato

    “A Florida teenager was arrested after he tried to kill a jogger, planning to keep the man’s corpse in his closet “to fulfill his sexual fantasies,” law enforcement officials said.

    Logan Smith, 18, of Cocoa, tried to strangle the jogger to death but was overpowered by his victim, who detained him until police arrived on the scene, according to an arrest report obtained by Fox 35.

    The troubled teen hatched his morbid plan after watching the slasher movie “Scream” and had watched the jogger for six weeks, police claim.

    Smith allegedly told cops he studied the jogger’s exercise routine and running route, which went by the teenager’s house.

    Smith had placed a rubber mallet, an aerosol Axe deodorant can and a clothing robe belt between two parked cars in the driveway of his home as he waited for his victim, police said. He allegedly planned to strangle him, and drag him back to his home in a bedsheet. Smith told police he planned to hit the victim with the mallet and impair his vision with the deodorant spray.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/01/23/florida-teen-logan-smith-arrested-for-plot-to-kill-jogger-keep-body-for-sexual-desires/

    • CPRM

      Wile E Coyote is only 18?

    • juris imprudent

      Young fella is gonna be the object of someone else’s sexual desires.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      18 year old guy wants to kidnap and sexually assault other male.

      Male victim beats the shit out of kidnapper.

      I see the whole homosexual attack fact being downplayed in the media blitz. For some reason we can never publicly admit that there are some homosexual men who have desires to hurt unwilling men/boys for sexual attacks. Cant question the LBGTQ Narrative that there is nothing wrong with any people in that community.

    • The Last American Hero

      I’m waiting for the videogamescauseviolence Nannie’s to try and ban Netflix.

    • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

      He shoulda just Axed him.

  33. Drake

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/22/health/fda-authorize-monoclonal-antibodies/index.html

    “FDA considers limiting authorization of certain monoclonal antibody treatments”

    They’ve banned every other effective treatment, so it was probably inevitable. Funny how they don’t jump in and ban penicillin if it doesn’t work against certain infections. They just let doctors figure it out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Left unasked is why the FDA doesn’t make a recommendation on usage and then leave it to the medical providers to make a determination in the field on appropriateness.

      Why do they need to restrict authorization?

      • hayeksplosives

        Pretty sure “FOLLOW THE MONEY” is the answer, even though it feels worn out as a plot point.

    • Rebel Scum

      Dissolve the FDA.

  34. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/is-natural-immunity-a-case-of-lost-knowledge/

    I can only say this. Murray Rothbard right now would be astonished at how medical ignorance, fake science, and the lust for power all combined so suddenly to create the greatest global crisis in modern history for the cause of liberty to which he devoted his life. If anything has demonstrated that Rothbard was correct about the fallacy of the Whig theory, and the capacity of humanity suddenly to act and total ignorance of what was once widely known, it is these last two years of folly.

    Can we finally dispense with the notion of inherent march of progress? Should have done so in 1914…

    And not only does this lead to the “complacent and infuriating Panglossian optimism” but also very flawed views on society and culture. Traditions, customs and social norms must all be destroyed because they are old and what replaces them must be better. Our institutions can always be trusted because they will never change in a bad way…

    • hayeksplosives

      Permission to shoot on sight?

    • juris imprudent

      inherent march of progress

      How many prog-tards are you prepared to kill?

      • Drake

        Only the ones trying to kill me.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      2018 Fauci said natural infection is the mother of all vaccines.

      • juris imprudent

        [dons sunglasses]

        If you would please pay careful attention to this light I’m about to flash…

  35. westernsloper
  36. The Late P Brooks

    “Monkey Truck Crash”

    Band or album?

    • hayeksplosives

      Band.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Genius of the “and” — self-titled album for the band.

    • Fourscore

      Neighbor kids

  37. The Late P Brooks

    They’ve banned every other effective treatment, so it was probably inevitable. Funny how they don’t jump in and ban penicillin if it doesn’t work against certain infections. They just let doctors figure it out.

    “Medicine is hard.”

    -Public Health Expert Barbie

    • The Gunslinger

      M&M joke I heard on the radio this week:

      Peanut M&M’s will now be able to identify as plain M&M’s without having their nuts removed.

      • The Last American Hero

        Can those with nut allergies consume them and not have an adverse reaction?

    • rhywun

      To be fair, the ʼvid censorship hasn’t led to the destruction of the economy at the speed or scale the elites were hoping for, so it’s time to pivot to the next fraud.

  38. Winston

    https://twitter.com/ConceptualJames/status/1484355983082094598?s=20

    The World Economic Forum’s Great Narrative Conference: “The good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more… the bad news is that the majority of people trusted that elite less…”

    She also says: “We can come together……and design beautiful things together”

    Man an unaccountable Glibal elite centrally planning the world for our own good. What could go wrong?

    • hayeksplosives

      Government is just the name for the things we choose to do together.

      —J. Stalin

      I mean Obama. It was Obama.

      • Fourscore

        Wait, my body, my choice doesn’t count any more?

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        Barak Ostalin.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Great Narrative Conference

      Something something religion something opiate something masses.

    • juris imprudent

      The “ay-leet” she says. Who knew Fonz was part of the ayyyyyyy-leet?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    See libertarian worship of the city is not a strawman…

    What the fuck are you blathering about now?

    More masturbatory pseudointellectualism? You’ll go blind.

    Just about the same time you disappear up your own asshole. Have a nice trip.

    • Winston

      Posted an article from Cato that is quite correct. It does flat out state that except for the agrarians most liberarians do support urbanization and gives reasons why.

      • EvilSheldon

        So, most libertarians support urbanization, except for the libertarians who don’t support urbanization? Is that what you’re trying to say?

        Stop trying to act smart. It’s not convincing anyone.

      • Winston

        Do you think the article is wrong?

        So, most libertarians support urbanization, except for the libertarians who don’t support urbanization? Is that what you’re trying to say?

        You know the battle between the Agrarians and the urbanites over who is the true lover of liberty is nothing new right? That was a lot of the fights between Jefferson and Hamilton. And Herbert Spencer was talking about how the urban merchant class being the “society of contract” compared to the feudal rural society in the 19th century…

        And the agrarians have lost a lot of support with increasing urbanization.

      • juris imprudent

        You know the battle between the Agrarians and the urbanites

        As Brooks pointed out, masturbation is best done without an audience.

      • Ted S.

        OnlyFans would beg to differ.

      • EvilSheldon

        I didn’t read the article and I have no intention of doing so – I have better things to do with my time than spin myself up over an opinion piece from a powerless beltway think tank.

        Why do you think that anyone on this site gives a single dried-up fuck what the Cato Institute thinks, writes, or does?

      • westernsloper

        It’s fun to point and laugh?

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Sure. But keep in mind that AOC’s district, for example, is not some hot-bed of progressivism but an ordinary middle-class outer-borough district. There are plenty more of those to conquer. They are of course one-party districts but until recently there were plenty of “moderate” Democrats to go around.

    Wasn’t her original campaign based on what’s-his-name’s abandonment of traditional constituent services in favor of pursuit of personal party prestige and power?

    How’s that working out for the voters?

    • Drake

      The last backlash from conservative democrats against the left I can think of was Ed King beating Mike Dukakis in the ’78 primary. Leftists have nothing to fear from within the party.

      • juris imprudent

        Because their voters (in general, and in those districts in particular) are total fucking morons that will vote D with less consideration than they give to wiping their asses.

    • Drake

      They’d rather be a Chinese colony than British? (Not much difference these days)

      • juris imprudent

        These days? I just might choose the Chinese over the British.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Posted an article from Cato

    Masturbatory pseudointellectualism.

    I rest my case.

    • Winston

      I don’t disagree actually. My point is that the modern city is very far from libertarianism despite the expectations of the urban libertarians at Cato…

      Same guy who wrote that article wrote this a few years back:

      https://www.aier.org/article/realignment-not-upheaval-defines-our-political-moment/

      The other is what we may call cosmopolitan liberals, a group that combines support for a broadly free market economy with personal liberty and cultural individualism, but also supports a more egalitarian public policy than most individualists would like.

      This leaves the cosmopolitan liberals as the group least hostile to individualist ideas and perspectives.

      Aged like milk…

      • juris imprudent

        Well you know, Cato really understands Americans and their preferences. Assholes don’t even understand the movement they claim to represent. They are perfectly captured as part of the contemporary DC establishment.

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        One of the largest complaints about the modern left, not just here but in general, is that they have no idea of what any other part of the American political scene is like. For a great example of this see Johnathon Haidt or James Lindsey. The last thing anyone here wants to do is fall into that trap, and a good way of not doing that is to read things like CATO, listen to NPR, etc to get a good idea of what is coursing around the left and so-called libertarians of the left. So, Winston is doing a good thing here, at least in my opinion.

        Mexican Sharpshooters article yesterday points to a part of this issue, and how it needs to be dealt with. And until then we are going to be branded as white racist/supremacists/yokels/etc. and have our opinions disregarded. And while that might seem a small thing, it really isn’t, as our view needs to become the norm, not a fringe.

      • Mojeaux

        until then we are going to be branded as white racist/supremacists/yokels/etc. and have our opinions disregarded.

        until thenwe are always going to be branded as white racist/supremacists/yokels/etc. and have our opinions disregarded.

        FIFY

    • PieInTheSky

      I for one hope that young lady wins every race

      • The Last American Hero

        Seconded. Smash every fucking record.

    • Fourscore

      “If you’re gonna play the game, boy,
      You gotta learn to play it right”

      /Kenny Rogers

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Go ‘way- batin’ politickin’

    Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon on Friday responded to railroad company Union Pacific’s (UP) concerns regarding train burglaries in the Lincoln Heights neighborhood of LA.

    In December 2021, Adrian Guerrero, UP’s state director of public affairs in California, sent a letter to the district attorney pointing to rising retail theft crime in LA County over the past year as part of the reason train thefts were occurring more frequently and asking for assistance in addressing it on UP railroads. UP says it experienced a 160% increase in criminal rail theft in Los Angeles County over the past year.

    Last week, UP urged Gascon to “reconsider” Special Directive 20-07, which allows many misdemeanor cases to be declined or dismissed prior to arraignment unless “factors for considerations” exist.

    Gascon, however, said UP filed fewer criminal cases to the district attorney’s office in 2021 than it did in 2020 or 2019.

    “In 2019, 78 cases were presented for filing. In 2020, 56 cases were presented for filing. And in a sharp decline, in 2021, 47 such cases were presented for filing consideration, and over 55% were filed by my office,” Gascon said in his letter to UP. “The charges filed included both felony and misdemeanor offenses alleging burglary, theft and receiving stolen property.”

    Gascon added that out of 20 cases that were declined, 10 “were not filed due to the insufficiency of the evidence presented to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt, which is our ethical standard to file a criminal case.” The other 10 were not filed because they “involved offenses such as allegations of unhoused individuals within 20 feet of the railroad tracks and simple possession of drugs for personal use — not allegations of burglary, theft or tampering.”

    What is the likelihood Gascon will come down on the Union Pacific like a ton of bricks when they revive the Pinkerton Railroad Security Force model and start cracking heads?

    • Sean

      “We don’t know who put those severed heads on pikes.”

      -UP

    • Don escaped Texas

      IANAL, but when you fuck around with trains don’t you find out it’s a federal offense? What does the local jurisdiction have to do with this whatsoever?

      • juris imprudent

        Wait, wait – I know this one! INTERSTATE COMMERCE

      • EvilSheldon

        Good question. Probably the big law is too busy working that domestic terrorism teat…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Which federal crimes would those be? Trespass, vandalism, and theft are all state crimes and the state of California does have jurisdiction over crimes committed on railroad property.

      • Don escaped Texas

        https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/49/20151

        I don’t know; it’s not my area: IANAL; I googled a link above but leave the proof or rejection to others.

        But I know railroad rights trump local jurisdictions almost all the time. For example, you can scream all you want about a bumpy grade crossing, but it will get fixed when they are good and damned ready and not a second earlier. Fuck around on the tracks and you’ll get arrested by railroad police and be put in a railroad police car and taken to railroad police jail. They were given considerable rights and land grants to facilitate westward expansion, and there has been little containment since. I am not asserting this trumps everything; I am asserting they have special rules which might be applicable. “Seems like I recall” is all I’m presenting. There’s no Federal Abuse of Grocery Laws or National Haberdashery Protection Act of 1866 or Undertakers Police…..so these guys are special.

        Someone will know or find it. There are often exceptions to local jurisdiction: the federal buildings in your home town are exempt from the local fire code even though they expect your fire department to respond to their fires….it’s a one-way deal. Shoot a guy at the post office and your sheriff and DA will have no say in it. I think railroad stuff often is captured the same way. Someone will know.

      • Gustave Lytton

        If you read that, you’ll see it’s setting model code for state laws. About the only specific federal law is entering a train (locomotive, rail cars,) to commit murder or robbery.

        Yes, there is and has been quite a bit of leeway for railroads, but they aren’t sovereigns. They also fall under quite a bit of state regulation (states regulated the size of crews and required cabooses, for example). Specifically for this example, the railroads do not operate jails. You’d be lodged into whatever local jail handles it for the area. Railroad police officers have their authority in both state and federal law, but are required to hold state certification/authorization. They’re similar to LAXPD, in that they are the primary law enforcement agency but they can call upon other agencies to assist and other agencies can effect arrests in those jurisdictions.

      • Threedoor

        I tan into some railroad cops in Utah once. They were off duty but had the whole puffed up SWAT cop attitude. Said they had jusrisdiction a mile on either side of the old railroad grant tracks.

    • EvilSheldon

      What is the likelihood Gascon will come down on the Union Pacific like a ton of bricks when they revive the Pinkerton Railroad Security Force model and start cracking heads?

      This does seem to be the way we’re going. I liken it to the South American failed state model – private security firms for corporations and rich folks, vigilance committees and/or bribes to the local gangs for the peons.

      • dbleagle

        UP is in the news about this but I can’t help but wondering about BNSF as well. They have a similar set of tracks in the LA area.

        Also, what about SF/Oakland and the Seattle areas as well as Chicago, Baltimore, and smaller cities?

        I find it hard to believe this is all happening to one RR in one area.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The more this is publicized, the more I expect that this will spread elsewhere.

        I wonder also if UP cut their railroad police in California like they did around here a couple years back. Should check Trainorders and see what they know.

  43. Rebel Scum

    Judging by your rhetoric I’d say you are terrified about your waning influence.

    Wilson said, “They’re trying to throw so much friction into voting and all the sand into the machine, especially in communities they don’t feel will be reliable voters for them. So they are not going to bitch and moan about early voting in a red county. ”

    He continued, “This is exactly the kind of mechanism that proto authoritarian states and authoritarian states set up. They want to say who can vote, when they can vote, how they can vote, when the votes are counted.

    IOW voting regulation. *faints*

    They want to have a veto of the vote count at the end. They want to also say they can bring criminal sanctions and try to intimidate people who are trying to go out and register voters. They want to bring criminal sanctions with these organizations. You know who enforces the law? State attorneys enforce the law. They don’t need an election police force. This is a tool of intimidation. And it is frankly a sign again. They don’t want elections. They would like 2024 to be the last election. They want to be like the Ba’ath Party in Iraq. They have a thing called elections, and the dear leader gets 117% of the vote.”

    The progjection is strong with you.

    • juris imprudent

      Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson

      Oh, fuck me, and he was talking to the ass-that-has-a-cunte. Curse you RS.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Not the Bee.

    As one of the greatest works in Britain’s literary canon, Nineteen Eighty-Four sounds a chilling warning about the dangers of censorship.

    Now staff at the University of Northampton have issued a trigger warning for George Orwell’s novel on the grounds that it contains ‘explicit material’ which some students may find ‘offensive and upsetting’.

    The advice, revealed following a Freedom of Information request by The Mail on Sunday, has infuriated critics, who say it runs contrary to the themes in the book.

    • PieInTheSky

      maybe civilization was a mistake

    • juris imprudent

      The real TW should be “this is not a how-to manual”.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Grab your pitchforks.

    On Friday, Jan. 21, 2022, Fairfax County Public Schools Superintendent Scott Brabrand issued a “Principal Briefing” that orders administrators to suspend students who don’t wear masks to school, according to a copy of the briefing that a whistleblower provided Parents Defending Education.

    The edict is in defiance of an executive order by Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin giving parents the right to choose whether their children wear masks to school or not.

    These tyrannical cuntes need to be taken down a notch.

    • Ted S.

      I want to see the National Guard escorting the children into these schools. Especially if it’s black children.

  46. PieInTheSky

    ‘They didn’t really understand that he was a person, he was just a Twitter account.’

    @LabourAgainstAS
    ‘s Emma Picken pays tribute to her former colleague Peter Newbon who was found dead after a Twitter ‘pile-on’ accusing him of antisemitism.

    https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1484987482051653632

    Just walk away from twitter

    • Drake

      Racism and Antisemitism – the magic argument ending words of modern “discourse”.

    • EvilSheldon

      But then where would I go for my amateur fetish porn?

  47. Rebel Scum

    Never mind that we have this thing that tells the government what it is not allowed to do.

    The Economist pointed to the growing diversity of gun owners in America and noted that it is “bad for gun-control advocates.”

    According to The Economist, a study by of Northeastern University shows that of the millions of first time buyers between January 2019 and April 2021, “half were female, a fifth black and a fifth Hispanic.”

    Moreover, The Economist noted that “the share of black adults who joined the gun-owning ranks, 5.3%, was more than twice that of white adults.”

    The demographics are a marked shift from 2015, when first time gun buyers “skewed white and male.”

    Gun ownership changes things, thus The Economist observed that people who own guns “are more politically active around gun issues than non-owners.”

    Cry about it, leftists.

    • Winston

      Economist is mad that they can’t dismiss gun owners as racist white men with small dicks….

    • Don escaped Texas

      They’re not leftists. They’re typical conservatarians; in Europe, with no tradition of personal gun ownership or free speech, they weirdly own the intellectual high ground (let’s be very, even someone who has just been raped, beaten half to death, and all their household goods stolen still does not believe in private guns).

      From our high perch on Mount Liberty, this one article seems left, but, in the UK, they are merely conserving what they think are their best positions.

      They’re wrong on this point and many others; the typical Economist argument always ends with “reasonable men must, of course, draw the line on liberty somewhere.” We get the same BS from American conservatarians every day; the difference here is that most conservatarians think private gun ownership is okay.

      Their sentiment is properly seen as reactionary, not progressive.

      • PieInTheSky

        economically it is getting more and more lefty

    • EvilSheldon

      Heh. I was at Elite Shooting Sports in Manassas yesterday. The place was packed – I had to wait almost 90 minutes for a lane (fortunately ESS has plenty of comfy couches, big-screen TVs, and wifi bandwidth.) The lane to my left was occupied by an interracial couple getting basic marksmanship training from a black instructor. The lane to my right had three swarthy bearded dudes speaking (I think) Pashto, trying out a shorty AR ‘pistol’ and a couple of handguns. Down the bay, a white kid in his early twenties was showing his mother and aunt how to run a pistol.

      Message to the gun controllers – it’s over. You lost. Y’all had your chance, and you blew it by acting like a bunch of Karens. Everybody now knows that guns are both useful tools and awesomely fun toys. Unless your proggy handlers can engineer an actual totalitarian takeover of society (*sigh*), your confsciation wet dreams are as dead as your sex drives…

      • l0b0t

        HA! The rental range I like to take my Hassidic nephews to in North Miami Beach has a clientele that makes United Colors of Benetton look like a KKK rally and they are also quite crowded unless you get there very early.

        https://shop.pembrokegunrange.com/

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Love Elite (probably why I’m a member)….always lots of different folk in there. They are very welcoming and nice unlike some other ranges that give n00bs the stinkeye. Lots of the instructors are chicks.

        Was the instructor of the couple kind of shortish and very muscular? He may be the guy that gave me my range test for my basic pistol CCH course. We spent the hour trying different 9mms because he could see I was already somewhat expereienced.

      • EvilSheldon

        No, he was probably 6′-1 or 6′-2, medium complexion, short full beard. He did have a nice selection of pistols, and a SIG MPX-K that went over pretty well.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Hmmmm…I may need some additional range instruction! LOL

      • Ownbestenemy

        Know what anti-gun people got our of your story? Guns are “awesomely fun toys”

      • The Hyperbole

        I would have guessed EvilSheldon would catch hell for that from the Gun Nutz side.

    • Sean

      I’ve been saying this based on gun show anecdata. Much diversity.

  48. Rebel Scum

    Thirty-six out of 54 passengers on a Jan. 14 flight from Fiji to Kiribati were found to have COVID-19 despite being fully vaccinated and tested multiple times before leaving Fiji. Passengers were quarantined in Kiribati’s capital upon arrival.

    There is a lesson here that too many people will refuse to learn.

    • Drake

      Stay in Fiji?

      I hear it’s nice.

  49. Rebel Scum

    Unanswered question in these articles: Who’s paying for this?

    Taxpayers, of course.

  50. Rebel Scum

    During a run on January 10, however, Solomon was stunned when he came across two large swastikas that had been spray-painted on the bridge and one of its walls. Next to them, someone had spray-painted the words “MAGA,” “Trump 2024” and “Burn.”

    Seems legit.

    • Ozymandias

      It was the Nigerians again??

      • dbleagle

        Since it was in Raleigh I am thinking Peace College students. (Yes, it is an actual college.)

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Gun ownership changes things, thus The Economist observed that people who own guns “are more politically active around gun issues than non-owners.”

    Geniuses.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Now staff at the University of Northampton have issued a trigger warning for George Orwell’s novel on the grounds that it contains ‘explicit material’ which some students may find ‘offensive and upsetting’.

    They’re talking about the black market antique shop, right?

  53. The Other Kevin

    Our national nightmare is just beginning. Those monkeys were from one of Fauci’s projects.

  54. Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

    At 4:05 this AM, I turned 51.

    Fuck this shit. That is all.

    • Mojeaux

      50s seem to be the predominant age range on this site.

      • Don escaped Texas

        my best guesses

        median: 1970
        mode: 1968
        average: 1969

      • Mojeaux

        68 here

      • Don escaped Texas

        chi squared distribution?

      • The Other Kevin

        I just turned 50. I’m still considering that we live in a simulation, and you are all my tulpae.

      • Threedoor

        44.
        Baby inbound.

    • Count Potato

      Happy Birthday?

    • EvilSheldon

      That’s why I hang out here. I can pretend that I still have my youth and beauty.

      Instead of just my beauty…

    • PieInTheSky

      you barely hit your prime. happy birthday

    • Tundra

      That’s it? 51?

      That’s barely broke in, Zwak!

      Happy birthday, brother!

      • kinnath

        This is where kinnath says “you ain’t old yet”.

        This is followed by 4score saying “settle down young lad.”

        I’ve learned my lesson.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Happy birthday anyway!

    • Sean

      Happy birthday

    • Fourscore

      Celebrate Zwak, you ain’t never gonna be 51 again.

      PSM brought to you and you and you …

      It does seem a little strange that so many here are near that age. Maybe your Boomer parents had some sort of optimistic revelation and wanted children. Good for them and for y’all.

      • Mojeaux

        I can’t speak for anyone else in my age range, but my conception was inspired by the draft.

      • rhywun

        I’m 52 and my mom was pre-boomer.

      • Mojeaux

        Same. In that itty bitty generation just before the boomers.

    • TARDis

      Happy birthday, kid.

  55. Not Adahn

    You got married on Roe v. Wade day?

  56. PieInTheSky

    Elon Musk’s brain-machine interface company Neuralink is currently looking for their clinical trial director to start testing brain chip on humans.

    “You will be able to save and replay memories. You could potentially download them into a new body or into a robot body.”

    Sounds dangerous to test.

    Test it on Jamie Lynn first.

    https://twitter.com/MrPopOfficial/status/1485021965752713216

    • EvilSheldon

      Skillwires?

      I see that we’re still edging towards a cool cyberpunk dystopia.

      • The Last American Hero

        Seconded. Smash every fucking record.

    • Grumbletarian

      Could it give me memories? Attach ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glittering in the dark near Tannhouser Gate?

  57. The Late P Brooks

    This does seem to be the way we’re going. I liken it to the South American failed state model – private security firms for corporations and rich folks, vigilance committees and/or bribes to the local gangs for the peons.

    Philip K Dick was right. Gated communities surrounded by barrios.

  58. The Last American Hero

    Wife and kids got boosted yesterday. Wife is sicker than a dog. Daughter is having chest pains and some difficulty breathing. My comment that maybe we shouldn’t have pumped our kids full of experimental medicines, especially when the girl had a bad reaction last time, was not appreciated. Nor was my comment that the symptoms are fake news, Dr Pfauchi told us it was safe for kids.

    Off to the ER…

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Hope everyone is OK

    • westernsloper

      Fuck/damnit. Prayers headed your way. That does not sound good at all.

    • PieInTheSky

      sounds nasty best of luck.

    • EvilSheldon

      Fuck. I hope everyone turns out okay. I also hope that your wife doesn’t stab you.

    • Q Continuum

      That sucks. Best of luck.

    • Tundra

      Shit. Sorry, Hero.

      I hope everyone is ok.

    • Sean

      Oof. Sorry to hear. I hope they are ok.

    • Mojeaux

      Oh my goodness. Godspeed, man.

    • l0b0t

      That’s awful. I’m very sorry to hear that and hope everything turns out alright.

    • Grumbletarian

      Shit, hoping for the best here.

    • The Last American Hero

      Update- adverse reaction to vax booster, but not either of the carditis conditions. Go home and rest, bill is in the mail.

      2 questions:

      1- do I send the invoice for the er to the cdc directly or to my state governor’s office first?
      2-anybody have plans for a doghouse large enough to accommodate an avg sized adult male and a small couch for a week or two?

  59. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Happy Anniversary you crazy kids!

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Off to the ER…

    Bummer. Good luck. Especially for your daughter.

  61. PieInTheSky

    I hope this antibiotic works cause my throat is killing me

    • Certified Public Asshat

      For a virus?

  62. Tundra

    Happy Anniversary, Old Man and SP!

    I’m very happy that you found each other.

    Anniversary Song

    • CPRM

      And his tongue AND fingers?

    • PieInTheSky

      get a personal trainer

  63. Shpip

    Re: the monkey story

    As someone who has extensive experience in this matter, I can tell you that it’s nearly impossible to get close to macaque without permission.
    Monkeys can, however, be convinced to stop their business using patient negotiation. This typically involves a good amount of gibbon take.
    Keeping this in mind may help ensure that the public need no longer be exposed to wrenching monkey tales.

  64. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    The hangover, she burns! Maybe this time I’ll learn my lesson about food & water intake when drinking.

    • Tundra

      Hair ‘o the dog might be appropriate.

    • PieInTheSky

      full english with a pint of lager

    • westernsloper

      I mix my booze with water. That helps.

      • PieInTheSky

        lame

    • EvilSheldon

      Mix yourself an Americano and force yourself to go out for a brisk walk. Your hangover will retreat like a whipped cur.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I approve of this…or just get drunk again

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        The 7:30am walk with the dog and large coffee and protein bar don’t seem to have done a little, but I’m still oogie. I think a nap later will be in order

    • CPRM

      I always thought it would be cool to build a house that was normal size house above ground and mansion below.

  65. CPRM

    You know, in 1776 when Louie Armstrong went to the moon to fight the Nazis to end the Korean War, he did it to fight for our right to party. I can’t help but feel we’ve let him down.

  66. l0b0t

    Both my kids have lice. So, I have that going for me. Off to do lots of laundry and shampoo my hair with kerosene.

    • PieInTheSky

      shampoo my hair with kerosene – this is what we did in commie romania because there was nothing else but I expected better things to exist in The West

      • Mojeaux

        Other things exist. It’s just that kerosene is more efficient.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Mayonnaise dude. Mayo!

    • Ownbestenemy

      There was a year where my two boys still lived at their moms and they had lice perpetually. I don’t know if it was the school (they lived in a heavy immigrant area) or she just was too high too take care of it.

    • JG43

      Stay away from any heaters in your house

  67. KSuellington

    Speaking of global warming, my last job of the week was for a middle aged woman who wore a KN95 the whole time, including when she was out watering her garden and talking to me outside (6 feet away!) when I finished up the job. I asked her if she lived nearby (this was her rental home) and she told me she lived in Redwood City. I have lots of friends from there and when I was young and in a band one of our first shows was at a street fair called Best Fest. It is named after the fact that the town has “the best climate in America by government test”. And it truly does have magnificent weather there., never too hot nor too cold. So I mentioned the “best climate” saying that it’s really such nice weather down there on the Peninsula. “Oh no, not anymore it isn’t ,” came her reply. I asked her what she meant by that, genuinely curious, thinking maybe some other town now got that distinction awarded by our benevolent and hardworking government. “Well, it used to be great climate there , but now it is just way too hot there, due to climate change.” At this point I wrapped up the conversation and told her to have a good weekend and that I’d email over the invoice. But it absolutely struck me that this woman (and many many others) believe that they themselves are now physically more warm than before. Climate change is so real that you can actually feel it. Science!

    • Don escaped Texas

      confirmation bias is a helluva drug

    • creech

      Middle aged woman probably having hot flashes. Wait a few years because when you get old, you’ll feel the need to curl up in a blanket even when it is 85 degrees. Then she can complain about global cooling.

      • Fourscore

        Confirmed.

        /Adjusts thermostat

  68. Loveconstitution1789

    Donald Trump’s impeachment trial is set to begin February 9 after Joe Biden backs DELAYING it saying ‘the more time we have to get up and running the better’

    Commies in the House are going to impeach Donald Trump AGAIN!?! HAHAHA. Trump is the best President in US history. Democrats are so scared of Trump messing with their corrupt gravy train, they have tried and failed to convict him in an impeachment trial.

    Im sure Johnson was concerned about being impeached. Bill Clinton was definitely worried about being impeached. Trump like the rest of us considers these House impeachment article a joke. They are laughable jokes and Democrats take them seriously.

    They really believe that they can prevent Trump from winning election 2024 with more election fraud and say that he’s “disqualified to run” because Democrats say so.

    I feel sad for the Commie Democrat Party. Its sad to see lunatics think their reality is the actual reality.

    • creech

      Andrew Johnson decided to get back into politics too. His “friends” in the Democrat party in Tennessee were so appalled by his entry into a congressional race that they slandered the reputation of Johnson’s wife (called her a prostitute). Johnson’s wife committed suicide because she couldn’t stand the
      false accusations.

      • CPRM

        Eliza McCardle Johnson:

        Eliza had tuberculosis. Due to her poor health, she was not able to serve as the First Lady for long. She remained in her bedroom most of the time in the White House, which was from 1865 to 1869. Due to her illness, she died 7 years later, on January 15, 1876, at the age of 65. Her death occurred less than six months after that of her husband, who died on July 31, 1875.

      • CPRM

        Andrew Jackson’s wife however:

        As Andrew Jackson began his campaign to gain the White House, personal and political attacks mounted. Degrading remarks and taunts focused on the circumstances of Rachel’s marriage to Andrew. Stress and depression compounded her existing health issues.

        Just after Jackson won the presidential election, Rachel’s final downturn in her illness began. She died on December 22, 1828. Her death devastated Andrew. Even though her maladies began as early as 1825, Jackson always blamed his political enemies for her death.

    • CPRM

      PUBLISHED: 10:47 EST, 22 January 2021

      Make sure your hot take is from new news next time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But it was updated 18:58 EST 22 Jan 2021!!!!!111!1

    • Ownbestenemy

      Dude…that article is from 2021

      As Festus would say, calm your tits.

      • rhywun

        LOL. To be fair, it does feel like we are stuck in time.

      • Drake

        It would be funny if they impeached him again.

      • CPRM

        That’s why checked the story, would make for a good hat and hair episode.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        That is so funny. It was news aggregated as current news!

        I didnt even check because Lefty insanity knows no bounds.

        Thanks for spotting that very important detail.

        Im still laughing though. The news aggregator listed that in the same feed as Meatloaf and Louis Anderson dying.

      • Ownbestenemy

        For sure it was intentionally offered up to have the appearance.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I just had chills that I was WaPo and posting bad info to elicit a desired response from readers.

    • KSuellington

      Damn I was looking forward to another impeachment trial.

    • Ted S.

      That’s dated January 2021.

      • Ownbestenemy

        LCs head is so far up Trumps ass that he is trying to pull his head out into 2022.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Yea. Pointing out why Trump was a good President with pros and cons makes me a Trump colon fan.

        It will be shocking to you that I dont give money to politicians, even TRUMP, and dont ever care to meet Trump.

        But, hey keep posting unsupported lies about Trump. They do wonders for convincing people who use rational thought.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It was a joke. Have a great Sunday.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Mine was a joke too. Have a good day.

    • KSuellington

      The crazy thing about it is that when I saw the link I thought yeah, I guess that’s all they have left after watching most of their agenda get dunked over the last couple months. I don’t like to wish ill health on anyone, but I really hope that T Dog has a health scare in two years that will end up being fine but cause him to not attempt the run in 24. After his response to the Vid (best move ever closing the flights from Chinah!) and not firing Birx and Fauchi, I want him nowhere near the presidency again.

  69. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    L0b0t may disagree, but this is my favorite Publix product and it’s not even close. Also, they were out of fried chicken.

    https://pasteboard.co/d0SiLvitXnzb.jpg

    • l0b0t

      I wouldn’t disagree at all. When I was a teen, I could eat my weight in Publix pimento cheese.

  70. The Bearded Hobbit

    Happy anniversary SP and OMWC!

    And happy birthday Zwak!