Thursday Afternoon Robo-Links

by | Jan 13, 2022 | Daily Links | 370 comments

BREAKING: SCOTUS BLOCKS the federal government’s COVID-19 vaccine-or-test requirement for large workplaces; upholds vax mandate for workers at federally funded health care facilities.

ALSO, BREAKING: First Jan 6th sedition charges filed against Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oathkeepers.

 

Wildlife doing silly things link.

 

They’re not completely wrong, you know, link.

 

Science! link.

 

Duuuuude link.

 

Shit is f*cked up link.

 

 

Weeping for America link.

 

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370 Comments

  1. Urthona

    Dis be early.

    I think you may have missed also that Sinema just said she will not be budging on filibuster in blistering speech.

    Good gnus today.

    • Tonio

      We published early because of the breaking news.

      Good on Sinema. Thanks.

    • Gadfly

      That is good news. But man, does democracy in America hang by a thread. The whole Democratic party wants to make elections easier to steal, and I don’t think that’s on accident. Eventually the Democrats are going to get an actual majority and ram this through.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      She’s been a pleasant surprise.

  2. creech

    How can a charge of “sedition” stand against the First Amendment?

    • Tonio

      There’s a big difference between charges and a conviction. They are over-charging everyone who participated in this. The deep state has long a a hardon for Rhodes.

      • Tres Cool

        Exactly. They over-charge, hoping he’ll plea to something, and let w/e is left stick for the judge or jury to sort out.
        I hope he has a decent lawyer.

      • Tres Cool

        “Over-charging” can work both ways, too. When one of the King’s Men gets caught, the prosecutor grandstands and publicly announces that that individual is being tried for (x), when they know it wont ever stick.
        See also: Ray Tensing.

      • commodious spittoon

        You need a decent GPU to see ray tensing in action.

      • slumbrew

        My cynical take is they threw “sedition” at him since people kept pointing out that nobody had been charged with sedition.

        As you say, charges ≠ conviction.

      • Count Potato

        This.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Charge him now, and when it doesn’t stick no one will remember.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Yup. His trial won’t be until after the midterms, so the media and the Dems can say sedition to their hearts’ content.

      • db

        Ze process, she is ze punishment.

      • Drake

        When this comes to trial in 5 years, he’ll get off with a warning.

      • juris imprudent

        He wants people who took an oath to keep that oath! The only loyalty that is allowed is to the PARTY!

    • Urthona

      Do they have anything on this guy?

  3. UnCivilServant

    *sigh*

    I love technoesoterica. It’s the cause of so many of our problems.

    And why am I the only one who remembers half of it?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, the workday is over, I’ve broken down the bulk food packages into meal sized portions. Today’s dinner is on the stove.

      I think I’ll vegetate.

    • ron73440

      UCS, I really enjoyed the article on blacksmithing.

      Looking forward to your knife making.

      • DEG

        #metoo.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m glad.

        That one won’t be until feb, as the class is the last week of this month.

      • Tulip

        Me too

    • Jerms

      Same here. Cool article and cool things you made thanks.

  4. Lazer

    SCOTUS decision. Finally!, but may be a little late for me. Last week I got in trouble for not wearing a mask at a hospital I deliver to. (no one had said a word for 9 months, I’m there at 5am) So, I kind of lied saying I would not wear a mask, I relented for the hospital and a couple of others that have a sign on the door.

    Today my boss had to come meet me for a delivery and talked about wearing the mask because of OSHA. I didn’t do it, I will make a concession for a place of business like the hospital, but I was not going to do it because of OSHA, to hell with that.

    So who knows, will it be water under the bridge? or I get fired for insubordination? I don’t care, a little financial hardship is not near what the patriots at Valley Forge endured!

    • Urthona

      I’ll do the mask thing for a few minutes if someone whines about it. cause i don’t care that much.

      The vaccine requirement was atrocious.

      • Lazer

        To me, the mask is just one more little “push/nudge” oh its not that big a deal, you just have to wear it for a few minutes. To me, just one more step on the path to losing what little is left of self autonomy and liberty.

      • rhywun

        Yeah I was meh last year.

        Not anymore. I’m done. The only place I can see myself submitting is a medical facility. Everywhere else I will either ignore it or not visit.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I submitted the other day when the in-laws from Tokyo came over for a visit. They wanted us to wear masks to avoid getting the baby sick. Whatever, 15 minutes of masking to make them happy. Of course now they’re stuck in the US for an extra week because they popped positive on a covid test. I guess all that masking wasn’t enough. ?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        “I don’t need a mask, you need a muzzle.”

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I’m stealing that one.

      • DEG

        I’ll do the mask thing for a few minutes if someone whines about it. cause i don’t care that much.

        I caved to see my mom in North Carolina last October because she’s recovering in a convalescence home.

        But otherwise? Fuck no. I am not taking part in the pandemic fear bullshit. Masks are a part of that.

    • Claypoolsreservoir

      Reading the ruling, I noticed a snip-it about OSHA being well within their right to mandate masks. So expect that rule to come forth if it’s not already a thing.

      Additionally, as someone who does some federal contracting, the ruling for allowing the mandate for healthcare facilities that accept medicare (i.e. 98% of all health facilities in existence), I’m worried how that ruling may be used to allow the continuation of the federal contractor mandate.

      All in All, fuck Roberts and fuck Kavanaugh.

      • Nephilium

        Yep. I’m under the Federal Contractor mandate as well. So, back to waiting…

      • DEG

        Reading the ruling, I noticed a snip-it about OSHA being well within their right to mandate masks. So expect that rule to come forth if it’s not already a thing.

        Fuck. Well, like with the vaccine mandate, I will not comply.

        All in All, fuck Roberts and fuck Kavanaugh.

        Seconded.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep. Expecting that too. Plus a dose of National Security means we can do whatever.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Wear the talismask. If you don’t follow the rituals the whole community will be subject to divine collective punishment from the plague gods. We’re all in this together.

    • ron73440

      So far, my work is used to me not wearing one, even though it’s required on federal property.

      Luckily my office only has 14 people and they know I get headaches.

      I still haven’t worn one to go shopping, and back when restaurants required it to walk in, I never covered my nose.

      I wear it in the VA hospital, but don’t cover my nose, that led to them refusing to do an ultrasound on me.

      I have to go back in 2 weeks, and will try to argue, but I now have an unmask.

      It doesn’t hold heat in like any other mask I’ve tried that looks legit, so I might not get a headache.

      • slumbrew

        How does it look IRL? What color did you get?

        I have a plane trip coming up, I think.

      • ron73440

        I got a black one.

        If you hold it up to the light, you can see right through it, but on your face it looks real.

      • Sensei

        Agreed. Get the black for the most normal look.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, sweet – black is back in stock (was out last night).

      • slumbrew

        Whoops, no – that’s just child sizes.

        Hopefully they crack the whip on the orphans and churn out some more.

      • UnCivilServant

        Part of me thinks about it.

        Another part says “Don’t even pretend to comply.”

      • ron73440

        For me it’s only the hospital and flying.

        I also leave my nose out in the airport and on the plane, I pulled my hood up all the way to cover my face and slept. Never got bothered, but I am sure there are Nazis out there who would check.

      • Tundra

        I have the black one from miniamallycompliantmasks.com.

        Never been challenged.

      • ron73440

        I tried them, but still felt heat and wound up with a headache, the unmask seems promising.

      • C. Anacreon

        I had a great black one like that which I’ve been wearing on plane trips, but I lost it somewhere in my seat on a much-delayed cross-country flight last week, after they kept giving me Jack and Cokes for being so patient. Damn, and now they’re all 20 bucks, when I first got it 6 months ago it was just ten.

  5. Tres Cool

    What ilk of tom-fuckery is this? Its only 15:11H (God’s Time) and there’s new links?
    I need more beer.

    • Ozymandias

      Meryl’s good people. She was incalculably helpful during the anthrax vaccine debacle, too.
      Of course they pulled her license.

      • db

        What are her prospects for appealing this, or failing that, moving to another state and relicensing?

      • DEG

        She’s going to run into the same problem in other states.

        Now, the amount of power state medical boards have varies by state, but every state’s medical board is going along with the NIH/CDC.

      • db

        hmm, I was making an incorrect assumption that medical licensure was less politicized in other states that aren’t as fucked as the “Blue” ones.

      • R C Dean

        Yes, the medical establishment is firmly in the Narrative bubble.

        Its not so much geographic as it is a matter of social class.

      • DEG

        The NH Legislature has at least one bill reducing the power of the state medical board with respect to doctors that don’t go along with the covid narrative. It recently had a committee hearing. I haven’t been following this session’s legislative activity like I did last year because of work and other things.

        But until that passes, assuming it passes, the state medical board, like the boards in other states, will bring the hammer down on any doctor that doesn’t follow along with what NIH/CDC wants.

        Speaking of which, I really need to finish reading this document at work.

    • Tonio

      “Ordered to undergo neurocognitive assessment.” They are misusing psychiatry just like the Soviets did.

    • Count Potato

      “Dr. Meryl Nass, is no longer able to practice medicine. Her license was suspended for spreading COVID misinformation. This is ridiculous.”

      It is ridiculous, because doctors often express all sorts of different opinions.

      • db

        …pour encourager les autres

    • Count Potato

      You know you can trim the “?” and everything after it.

      • Tonio

        Next you’ll be telling him to use the “a” tag…

      • Count Potato

        No I will not.

      • Jerms

        Ok I’ll give it a try next time. Posting a link is the most coputer savy thing I ever do.

      • Sean

        Heh.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Not far from the truth. We had 8 people come down with covid over the weekend and add that to the numbers we had over the past month. I however remain unaffected. I had covid last year FWIW.

        That said I’m sure some are taking advantage of our paid covid leave. You call in and say you have symptoms. You get a covid test that reads negative. You come back after 5 days of paid leave.

      • grrizzly

        Last week my partner got covid. Both of us are vaccine free. Me? No symptoms whatsoever. But I also didn’t test. It’s been 24 months of having no cold/flu/covid symptoms.

      • Drake

        My wife had it, I didn’t. Or at least I didn’t have any significant symptoms.

    • R C Dean

      The usual response when somebody who was just vaccinated gets the ‘Vid is, is “well, the vaccine didn’t have time to take effect”.

      • rhywun

        Or, “this wouldn’t have happened if every human being on earth was vaccinated”.

  6. Count Potato

    “CBDA and CBGA’s “virus-neutralizing” capabilities are definitely promising, but researchers said the compounds would most likely have to be consumed in the form of a pill or liquid in order for people to truly experience their benefits, and that’s only if the Biden Administration authorizes the use of cannabis for researchers to begin experimenting with other ways of fighting off the disease.”

    Seems very unlikely that will happen.

  7. Rebel Scum

    First Jan 6th sedition charges filed against Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oathkeepers.

    I, for one, am glad that we defeated fascism.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Our officers rescued a moose that had become trapped in the basement of a house in Breckenridge on Monday. The moose had fallen through a snow-covered window well and into the home’s basement.

    No sign of squirrel?

    • pistoffnick

      It was Boris and Natasha’s fault.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It then bit my sister.

  9. Rebel Scum

    NASA has hired a climate scientist as its new chief scientist, a move that reflects the greater emphasis the agency is placing on climate change studies.

    Did we dissolve NOAA? Stay in your lane…

    • ron73440

      Stay in your lane…

      Why should they? The more you do, the more funding you require.

      The CDC tracks gun deaths and I don’t think those are a disease.

      • juris imprudent

        Arguing a criminal justice problem is a public health problem should get the public health advocate banned from anything to do with public health, save perhaps sweeping streets.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      NASA has been going that way for thirty years. They’re just following the money.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        James Hansen, anyone?

      • Chafed

        So much this.

  10. Rebel Scum

    New Study Finds Cannabis Could Block COVID-19 From Entering The Body

    I have been conducting the same study with wine/beer. Good results so far.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thumbs up on that one. The week I quit drinking I got it. YMMV

  11. Rebel Scum

    Someone else that needs to stay in his lane.

    WxRisk Up All Night
    all GOP are really just GQanonP
    Quote Tweet

    Greg Sargent
    Cheerful suburban dad Glenn Youngkin convinced many Virginia parents that their children were under threat of CRT indoctrination.

    Now Republicans in the state plan to:

    * cancel minimum wage hike
    * require voter ID
    * cut early voting
    * expand open carry

    Your snow and other weather forecasts are only so-so. Maybe keep your retarded/dishonest politics off of your weather page. BT-dubs, if I call it an automobile and you call it a car we are talking about the same thing…

    • Rebel Scum

      And he just can’t stop with the “MUH-SCIENCE”

    • ron73440

      * expand open carry

      I hope so, but remain skeptical.

      • db

        Open carry is stupid, IMO. First person to get popped is the guy with a gun on his belt when a crime starts.

        I think it’s less likely to deter crime than criminals not knowing but suspecting any place they go may have armed citizens.

      • db

        Certainly there should be no restrictions on it, or on concealed carry, but I think it’s bad policy to do so.

      • ron73440

        I hear that all the time, but have never seen an article here that actually happens.

        I am a open carrier because I refuse to get a permit.

      • EvilSheldon

        Thank you.

      • ron73440

        Your welcome.

      • Lackadaisical

        Maybe, but it should still be legal everywhere, without a license.

    • Tonio

      “expand open carry”

      Don’t know if this is what he’s referring to, but Del Tim Anderson (R, Va Beach) has filed a constitutional carry bill, ie concealed carry without permit or any other sort of government permission, registration, or involvement.

      • ron73440

        When McAuliffe was governor last time he made it illegal to OC into the DMV and ABC stores.

        They also revoked statewide preemption, so some locales have made OC illegal.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I made the mistake of reading down further. There’s an argument about voter ID requirements where someone says with a straight face “What’s racist is the entire system that makes getting an ID a luxury many don’t prioritize.”

      Getting an ID = Luxury. I don’t recognize the planet these people live on.

  12. Nephilium

    I am now very entertained. It appears that while the client we support is doing a massive upgrade this weekend.

    Word is trickling down that the company I work for has decided to announce that we will be taking MLK Jr. day as a company holiday. This is apparently going to be announced either today or tomorrow.

    • Rat on a train

      Still working under “what’s a holiday?” rules. I will miss it when we get assimilated.

      • Nephilium

        I’m just waiting for the official word that I’ll get paid to not work on Monday.

        I have the feeling that I’ll still probably be getting called quite a bit due to the upgrade.

    • UnCivilServant

      New York already declared it a holiday years ago.

      So I will not be working monday. We are almost done with the repercussions of the upgrade tuesday.

    • Not Adahn

      We just got it as a holiday as a DIE effort.

  13. DEG

    Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes arrested, charged in Jan. 6 conspiracy. Charges include seditious conspiracy against him, and ten others, per people familiar.

    Was he a suspected Fed? Or am I thinking of the Proud Boys guys?

    The moose had fallen through a snow-covered window well and into the home’s basement.

    That’s a hell of a big window well.

    Taliban official: “Sixty percent of women over 40 in the West marry their pets.”

    /considers a crazy cat lady ex-girlfriend
    In a certain way of thinking, he’s not wrong.

    The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning people to stop using the LuSys Laboratories COVID-19 Antigen Test (Nasal/Saliva) and the LuSys Laboratories COVID-19 IgG/IgM Antibody Test due to the high risk of false results.

    I guess those companies don’t have the right connections.

    Manager Vy Nguyen said this is needed after a customer ordered a traditionally prepared Vietnamese dish, pho, and then harshly criticized the restaurant for how it was done.

    If I were in Des Moines, I’d patronize this business.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “Ordered to undergo neurocognitive assessment.” They are misusing psychiatry just like the Soviets did.

    “Rest and relaxation is what you need. I prescibe a nice long vacation in Siberia.”

  15. Ownbestenemy

    This is why the filibuster shutdown is important. If they do get past that, expect a congressional bill for vaccine mandates.

  16. R C Dean

    That poster is now hanging in my office.

    That is all. Carry on.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Blame the US government.

    Mexico is suing U.S. manufacturers for $10 billion in damages, alleging those manufacturers participate in negligent business practices and are responsible for “massive damage” that is “destabilizing” their country. Mexican authorities take no responsibility for failing to enforce their own gun control laws or acknowledge the fact that corruption by narco-terrorists is a way of life for many of their own government officials. Mexico is ranked as 124 out of 180 countries on a corruption index by the watchdog Transparency International. That put Mexico on par with Pakistan and Kyrgyzstan.

    Mexico claims in their lawsuit, according to Reuters, that over a half million firearms are illegally trafficked into their country in a deliberate scheme to undermine their strict gun laws in ways that would knowingly arm drug cartels, fueling murders, extortion and kidnappings. Their lawsuit alleges that 68 percent of the firearms recovered are manufactured in the United States.

    I guess America is the Indiana of the world.

    • db

      68 percent of the firearms recovered are manufactured in the United States.

      Where TF else do they think they would come from? It’s not like China or Russia or Bulgaria are right next door.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Manufactured in the states, but shipped to the Mexican Army which then sells them to the cartels.

      • db

        I wouldn’t be surprised at that.

    • Rat on a train

      Mexico is ranked as 124 out of 180 countries on a corruption index
      The US is only ranked higher because it has more money to bribe the people that rank the countries.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    due to the high risk of false results.

    Something tells me false positives wouldn’t be an issue for them.

  19. KSuellington

    One of the things that I have heard a number of times over the past two years both in media and in discussions with friends and acquaintances is the “it’s not that big a deal” line in regards to masks. This often appears when you mention some of the many studies that have shown little to no benefit to wearing them. Well, to me, and obviously many others it is a huge fucking deal. I explained to one such person the other day that if Trump wins the next election there has been talk of a MAGA hat mandate. Just wear the hat, it’s not a big deal, it’s only when you’re in public. Also it helps protect against the suns rays and fights skin cancer. Think of the follicly challenged and people of pallor. Just wear the damn hat. It’s only for four more years.

    • limey

      My [family member] said once, back in 2020, “in World War Two people put tape on their windows and now some whiny selfish idiots are moaning and whinging because they have to wear a piece of cloth on their face?”

      She said this with a scowl, and some comedy emphasis that would be chilling if it wasn’t so absurd, and without a hint of awareness of what she was doing. I simply said, calmly and quietly, “so you have to caricature and straw man those you disagree with—”

      I was cut short. She started screaming “I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW! I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS NOW!”

      In a blind panic and literally shaking (see, it really does happen), she left the room through the door furthest away from me. At this point another family member entered the room, without any idea of what happened, and became very upset with me for upsetting the other.

      I’m kinda the black sheep. Baaaa.

      • Ed Wuncler

        “She started screaming “I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW! I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS NOW!”

        That’s how they roll when you calmly debunk their bullshit with logic and reason.

      • Plinker762

        Do you fly a Corsair?

      • limey

        I wish. I used to love the 1:72 model plane kits when I was a kid and the F4U was one I never got around to.

      • Tundra

        Good memories there. We would spend hours meticulously assembling and painting our airplane models – only to blow them up with firecrackers or hang them in trees and shoot them with BB guns.

        Boys are dopey.

      • limey

        That we are, although most that were finished were strung up on fishing line hanging from the ceiling of the bedroom my brother and I shared. Not that there weren’t a few casualties there.

      • ron73440

        I’m kinda the black sheep. Baaaa.

        There ewe go again trying to ram your opinions onto the ones who still have the wool pulled over their eyes.

      • limey

        :applause:

        I had to go on the lam(b) for a while. They certainly weren’t flocking to my point of view.

      • rhywun

        The last two years have really damaged a lot of people’s brains. I don’t know if there’s any coming back for them.

      • Tundra

        Back to what? I think of all the True Believers that I know and they were proggie dipshits before this all happened.

      • DEG

        Many of the Covid Cultists in my family were squishy Democrats. Not Progressives at all.

    • R C Dean

      “You don’t think its a big deal to dehumanize people? What about making it harder for people who have a hard time hearing to understand others? Or make it easier to get away with committing crimes? You don’t think its a big deal for babies to go through critical formative years without seeing anyone’s face other than their parents? You just don’t really care about any of that? Huh. Good to know.”

  20. limey

    You can’t watch a show on archaeology without being forcibly lectured at by a far-left academic these days. Their mode of address is very practiced. Classic Marxist style. Think Richard Wolff but more intense.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Rome fell because of patriarchy and climate change? Latin being a gendered language probably contributed as well.

      • limey

        It was a take on the UK govt response to the Potato Famine, which, as far as I can tell, I think was pretty stupid too, but that’s irrelevant when you’re faced with someone who has no interest in a dispassionate, objective, reasoned approach to their subject matter, or indeed whether or not anyone might agree or disagree on certain points. The classic Marxist “academic” has no interest in any real discourse. Ultimately it’s all about power to them. Any magnanimity or willingness to debate amicably on certain points they will see as a weakness to be exploited. Outside the academic setting, there are so many who think, in such naive good faith that “well I guess there might be something to that”, they don’t realise that their good faith will only be exploited and used against them by the Marxist who has only contempt for them.

        Well that went a little out into the weeds.

    • rhywun

      It’s not just archeology.

      • limey

        I know :sad face:

    • slumbrew

      Anyone link to this earlier?

      https://quillette.com/2021/03/29/the-campaign-to-thwart-paleogenetic-research-into-north-americas-indigenous-peoples/

      Got there via Insty, I think.

      In short – “indigenous” people want you to stop testing ancient DNA since it puts a kibosh on their claims of being there since time immemorial.

      Mostly, it shows there was lots of killin’ and lots of moving around. Since, you know, thats what people, everywhere have done forever.

      • UnCivilServant

        The proper response is “We’ll have to test the DNA to see if they’re related to you before you can decide what happens with the remains.

      • slumbrew

        If only they had the stones.

        The wonderful collection of artifacts found with the Nevin skeletons were housed at a museum named for a different Peabody, the R. S. Peabody Museum at Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts. Absent the publication of the Nevin DNA analyses, the director of that museum decided to honor a request from the Penobscots for their repatriation—even though he was apparently fully aware of the surrounding paleogenetic facts.

        i.e., he knew full well they weren’t Penobscot artifacts but handed them over anyway.

      • slumbrew

        This is nice, too:

        They were analyzed at Reich’s Harvard lab five years ago, but the results remain unpublished (though verbal reports indicate that they bear no close relationship to the Penobscot or any of the other federally-recognized Indian tribes in Maine).

        They did the work, they have the data but the results would clash with the Penobscot claims to have always been there, so into the memory hole the results go. Can’t be insensitive, you know.

        In some academic quarters, it is now seen as insulting to bring up the fact that humans arrived in the Americas from Asia via Beringia during the Last Glacial Maximum about 16,000 years ago, as this fact conflicts with spiritual notions that, in many cases, roughly correspond to Christian creationist myths.

        A scientist who wouldn’t dismiss Young Earth Creationism would be viewed with disdain. But can’t have you pointing out things like “many Indians are lactose intolerant, like other people of Asian descent” would bring a shrieking mob down upon you.

      • Chafed

        This is insane. It really is the narrative over the facts.

      • juris imprudent

        In short – “indigenous” people want you to stop testing ancient DNA since it puts a kibosh on their claims of being there since time immemorial.

        Which also shoots to shit their “holy places” claims.

  21. Count Potato

    “Rhodes did not enter the Capitol building on January 6 but is accused of helping put into motion the violence that disrupted the certification of the vote.”

    Now do Ray Epps and the megaphone guys.

    “Among the last successful convictions for seditious conspiracy stemmed from another, now largely forgotten storming of the Capitol in 1954, when four Puerto Rican nationalists opened fire on the House floor, wounding five representatives.”

    Then Carter pardoned them?

    • R.J.

      Yes. Carter pardoned them.

    • Urthona

      Which, incidentally, was way worse than this event.

      • slumbrew

        By a large margin.

    • LJW

      I’m guessing he means he lost erection strength which is common with cardiovascular disease.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Hey! He stole my bit. That’s what I’ve been telling the ladies the last couple of years.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Meanwhile in the Democratic People’s Republic of Canuckistan.

    A judge in the Canadian province of Quebec has suspended a father’s right to see his 12-year-old child because the father has not been fully vaccinated against the Wuhan coronavirus.

    Superior Court Judge Jean-Sébastien Vaillancourt temporarily denied the father’s access rights to his child in a judgement dated on December 23rd and reported this week, arguing that it was not in the child’s best interest to have contact with this father due to the man’s vaccination status.

    “It would normally have been in the best interests of the child to have contact with his father, but not in his best interest to have contact with him if he is not vaccinated and is opposed to sanitary measures in the current epidemiological context,” Judge Vaillancourt stated, newspaper Le Devoir reports.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      “Forget it, Jake — it’s Quebec-town.”

    • Penguin

      Judge Vaillancourt – they misspelled “Villain”

    • rhywun

      Playing with fire volume 3,254

    • Chafed

      I have only sympathy for the father. For Canada, not so much. They seem to be fine with this sort of stuff.

    • LJW

      Qanon people may be loons with outrageous conspiracy theories, but there is a little bit of truth sprinkled into their theories.

      • Penguin

        There can’t possibly be a cabal of powerful politicians who are pedo/ephebophiles! Surely the news would have told us! CNN was on the case.

        Note: not Qanon, but I basically agree with LJW.

      • slumbrew

        ephebophiles

        Thank you!

        I know it’s a weird thing to get hung up on, but I see “pedophile” I think “someone who needs to kill themselves”.

        But then I read “17 year old girl” – then it’s just “yes, they’re sexually mature, but that’s sleazy, don’t do that”.

        The former engenders actual revulsion in me, the latter just makes me think the perp is a creep, but not actually ill.

        Again, a weird thing to get hung up on, I admit.

      • Gadfly

        Right there with you.

      • Penguin

        I think there’s a rather large difference between having sex with a consenting 16-17 yo vs., say a 12 yo. Certainly if the person is 18-24 or so. Like you said, if the person is older than that, but the 16-17 is consenting, I think the blowback should be more left to the “wow, you’re kind of a creep, aren’t you?” realm.

        Admittedly, I might think differently, and view it more dubiously, if I had a 16-17 yo daughter. Also if there were potential collusion, as maybe the case at Epstein Island.

    • slumbrew

      Say, who exactly did Epstein traffic those girls with? I must have missed that part of the Maxwell trial. Surely they named the johns.

      • R C Dean

        The FBI found a cache of records of human trafficking, including video recordings, in his safe.

        They then walked out and left them unguarded, and the evidence disappeared. Because a search warrant only allows them to search for evidence, not actually take it.

        Honest to God, that’s their story.

      • Sensei

        I remember reading that. At this point I’m honestly not surprised.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Dead man’s switch? If anything happens to her. If so much as lightning bolt strikes her dead. Those names get released.

        At least if she had any sense and extra records.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, and the judge in her trial sealed all records that were related to her case. To “protect the victims”.

        The coverup is comprehensive.

      • slumbrew

        Yes, that’s the bit I was snarkily referencing.

        Blatantly protecting the powerful.

      • B.P.

        How is that Maxwell woman’s name pronounced, anyway? I’ve heard “Gill-lane,” “Elaine,” “Jizz-lane.” That last one is probably where it’s at.

      • slumbrew

        The first way? Dunno for sure.

      • Rebel Scum

        That last one is probably where it’s at.

        That’s been my take.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ghee-len.

      • Not Adahn

        Throatwarbler Mangrove.

      • Chafed

        lol

  23. Gadfly

    BREAKING: SCOTUS BLOCKS the federal government’s COVID-19 vaccine-or-test requirement for large workplaces; upholds vax mandate for workers at federally funded health care facilities.

    Great news. And I see that the conservative judges all sided on the right side of the big issue, which is a pleasant surprise. Mixed feelings on the second issue, because while I think it’s bad policy I’m unsure if it’s actually permissible or if the judges made a bad call (given that Thomas and Gorsuch are in the dissent, I’m leaning towards bad call).

    Imagine the alternate timeline where Hillary won and we had a court of her justices, instead of Trump’s.

    • Lackadaisical

      Was just about to post this.

      If you count it out, without Trump this would likely have been upheld. He appointed half the judges that blocked it, while Obama appointed 2/3 of they judges who voted to uphold.

      • Urthona

        God bless Harry Reid.

      • juris imprudent

        Hopefully he’s sharing the pineapple with Hitler.

      • Chafed

        Hitler is fucking Harry Reid in the ass?

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s fucking Robrrts trying to split the difference.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

      • DEG

        But unlike Solomon proposing to split the baby, Roberts does not have Solomon’s brains.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Why I keep saying he’s going to serve up Solomon’s baby neatly diced.

      • DEG

        Right.

        I should have remembered.

        Here I thought I came up with that myself.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I read it in a book somewhere.

  24. Enough About Palin

    OT: A guy I used to work with relocated about a month ago to a large, midwestern city where the only people he knows are his new co-workers. Any idea how he would go about finding a line on quality Cheech & Chongesque items that are not yet available in his new state? Co-workers are not an option he’d even consider. Thanks.

    • ron73440

      Take a trip to Colorado?

      • Nephilium

        Depends on where in the midwest, Michigan may be closer.

    • Lackadaisical

      Local hippie store/glass shop, obviously.

      Alternatively start making some friends at other things he enjoys doing. It’s not that hard to find stoners.

    • Nephilium

      Become friends with people in the service industry? Don’t look like a fed?

    • The Last American Hero

      Hang out with black jazz musicians?

      • Lackadaisical

        If you get an infusion of stoner blood does it protect you from the Rona?

      • The Gunslinger

        Of course

  25. Tundra

    Finding a moose in the basement qualifies as a weird day.

    • limey

      *shrugs and hands the moose a beer*

    • R C Dean

      I found a donkey in my garage once.

      Not a euphemism. An actual donkey, in my actual garage.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Definitely a euphemism

        Did this happen during a trip to Tijuana?

      • Nephilium

        See, I was going to make a joke like that, then remembered that Mr. Dean has recently acquired a new boomstick.

      • R C Dean

        Nah. Lived in West Texas, the garage door was open, the neighbor’s donkey got loose.

        The two rather large and territorial/protective pit bulls we had took one look at the donkey and found other things to do. I think they thought it was a giant dog.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I’m still going with the “hosting a donkey show in your garage.” story.

    • Nephilium

      I leave you to your moosey fate

    • B.P.

      When I was in high school a deer launched itself through a window into a classroom, where a class was going on. The thing ran around knocking desks over and such, and then exited. It was later found dead in a yard from blood loss.

      • creech

        And you had left your hunting rifle in the car that morning.

    • juris imprudent

      How about a live goose in your trailer at Burning Man?

  26. Sensei

    This is a good thing. So question is how will Team Red turn it, in typical fashion, into a something bad.

    R.N.C. Signals a Pullout From Presidential Debates

    The Republican National Committee is preparing to change its rules to require presidential candidates seeking the party’s nomination to sign a pledge to not participate in any debates sponsored by the Commission on Presidential Debates.

    Republican committee officials alerted the debate commission to their plans in a letter sent on Thursday, a copy of which was obtained by The New York Times. If the change goes forward, it would be one of the most substantial shifts in how presidential and vice-presidential debates have been conducted since the commission began organizing debates more than 30 years ago.

    The nonprofit commission, founded by the two parties in 1987 to codify the debates as a permanent part of presidential elections, describes itself as nonpartisan. But Republicans have complained for nearly a decade that its processes favor the Democrats, mirroring increasing rancor from conservatives toward Washington-based institutions.

    • ron73440

      But Chris Wallace hosted one, so that proves they are non-partisan.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Everyone knows that the Presidential debates are absolutely meaningless especially when you’re given two or three minutes tops to explain polices that involves a lot nuances and complexities. And on top of that it’s obvious that those debates skew favorably towards the Democrats, after Donna Brazille giving the questions to Clinton before the debates. It’s time for the GOP to grow a spine and not opt out of playing the Left’s games.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        They’re more rap battles in prose than anything.

        But you don’t even need the news media anymore. Just podcast it on Rumble or some other non-censorious media.

      • Compelled Speechless

        There really is no point. The format really is neanderthal level stupid. Trying to fit arguments into soundbite sized clips in a modern world where airtime is now infinite and free. Candidates can should release videos on each issue that take as much time as they need to explain their position. The brevity of mainstream candidates answers can further demonstrate their lack of seriousness as both elected officials and “intellectuals”. Not that it will matter since it’s all rigged, but at least we could start hearing actual arguments on things that actually matter.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That is the clip I describe when ever someone laughs at me for saying I refuse to vote for a major party candidate. Satirical gold!

      • Gadfly

        Agreed on the format being terrible. IMO the format should be no moderator questions, just let the candidates go back and forth raising questions at each other and answering (or not). And the time sharing should be such that each candidate has a bank (say 10 minutes), and as long as their mic is on their opponent’s mic is off and their time is ticking away, being added to the opponent’s time bank. When they are done speaking they hit a button and the clock stops ticking down and their mic shuts off. Their opponent can then hit a button to turn their mic on, and their bank will start ticking away adding to the opponent’s time, until they are done and hit a button. So on and so forth until an hour or two has elapsed, and then it’s done.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I don’t think they should even face each other at any point. Make videos explaining your positions and post them on your website. Go as long as you want. Make rebuttal videos to other candidates if you want. Or don’t! Getting them together in the room and surrounding them with a bunch of blue-pilled a-holes and an “objective journalist” moderating is the exact kind of pageantry that needs to die a thousand fiery deaths. It’s just an opportunity for low-grade one-upsmanship, cheap points scoring and sound bite manufacturing. People are leaving TV media in the dust because it’s disingenuous and it’s time limits inherently make it an inferior form of gathering info. Take advantage of formats like podcasts. People like Rogan BECAUSE it’s long form and hard to hide dishonesty. Let’s bring this thing into the modern world already.

      • Gadfly

        I would not at all be opposed to having the candidates each sit down with someone like Rogan for a few hours. He seems about as even-handed as you could possibly get in the pundit/podcast/journalist space, and he’s good at asking questions and letting people answer. Plus he’s got a bigger audience than most news programs. Only problem is the Dems would consider him too right-wing, and with the growing polarization in this country I doubt there’s anyone who could be agreed upon by the two candidates.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I think the size of his audience will eventually get some of the backmarkers to cave and go on the show. If the backmarkers get a good poll bump after being on the show, you’ll start seeing frontrunners cave in.

        I hope this happens because it will be delicious and the best thing for we the people since 1776.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The candidate that actually does a long form sit down with any of the YTers or Podcaster and it is genuine and raw will probably be what we need. Be actually brave and sit down with random streamers if you want the next generation’s vote.

      • creech

        What are you, some kind of Nazi? You really want politicians to answer questions and not bloviate and obfuscate? Hitler put his plans right down in a book for everyone to read (or else) and look where it got him in the end.

  27. The Other Kevin

    The Mrs. is in the other room ranting about the people on Facebook saying they have COVID, but thankfully their vaccinations made them less sick. As if there were a way to know that.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Were they sick after receiving each shot?

      • Fourscore

        When my ex was pregnant she had morning sickness but then got over it. Might have been the daily shots…

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        When my Mom was pregnant with me (late 1950s), her physician told her to have a couple of cocktails in the afternoon to help with her queasiness issues.

        I guess that explains why I *twitch*twitch*twitch* all the time.

      • Penguin

        Yeah, it’s nothing to do with the aging process. I had to get off the GlibZoom last night in large part because I had a muscle spasm in my hand.

        Of course, my Mom probably had a few drinks while I was in her belly…

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        You get those too, huh?

      • Penguin

        I literally can’t move my thumb when it happens. Also, pain.

        Also, sorry about cracking the ‘aging process’ joke – I should know by now, if I’m going to make a potentially rude joke, it should at least be funny.

      • pistoffnick

        …had a muscle spasm in my hand…

        Riiiiiiight! What ever you say, Mr. Toobin

      • Penguin

        Fucking disgusting, dude. As if I’d ever work for CNN. The fuck are you thinking?

      • juris imprudent

        Afternoon cocktails? [snort] What about the cigarette smoke that went from the lungs to the womb? You know how much of that I got – I was dead before I was born.

    • Tundra

      It’s all they have left. The narrative is kaput.

      • The Other Kevin

        I know there are a lot of people trying to wrap their heads around getting all the shots, wearing the mask, and following all the rules, and still getting it, just like one of those filthy deplorables. For example, I have a teammate who wasn’t skating with us during the summer because everyone (aka me) was not vaccinated. Last I heard he, his wife, and kid had it.

      • Lackadaisical

        Pandemic of the vaccinated

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Yeah, I love arguments from an alternative Universe that doesn’t actually exist.

    • Mustang

      Those are the people who are convinced COVID is a death sentence. Now they get to virtue signal because they just know they would have died without the prick of life.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep they completed their logical loop and nothing will ever change that.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Prick of Life. That’s what I call my penis.

      • juris imprudent

        ZARDOZ demands this one be CLEANSED!

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

      • slumbrew

        I LOL’d

      • juris imprudent

        I’d imagine at that point, it’d fall out of your hand on its own.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s an article of faith and an argument from ignorance.

      You can’t disprove it because it’s disproving a negative.

    • Drake

      Would have got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

    • Urthona

      I’m pretty certain my vaccine is the reason my covid was mild. There’s only like a 99.9% chance it would have been if I hadn’t been vaccinated.

  28. limey

    If you’re all potentially “domestic extremists”, what does that make Pie, myself, and the various Kanuckistani glibs?

    If I offer an opinion on a particular political candidate, does that mean I’m “interfering” in an election?

    • The Other Kevin

      You’re interacting with us here, so that’s “collusion”.

      • R C Dean

        Well, collusion works both ways, so that means we are also guilty of treason for colluding with furriners to overthrow the government.

      • Gadfly

        Colluding with foreigners to overthrow the government: sounds like we have a bunch of Ben Franklins and John Adamses around these parts.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      The Alien and Sedition Acts were custom made for you and me.

      • limey

        A commonwealth of conspirators.

    • Fourscore

      Does your opinion have a “FWIW” in it so I can properly evaluate both your opinion and you to decide if remedial help may be necessary?

      • limey

        Not usually.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It’s an international terrorist organization with cells in multiple countries.

  29. Mustang

    Attended my first anti-mandate protest yesterday. Several hundred people gathered in front of city hall to protest mandates. The crowd was very polite and quite diverse. They had a couple guest speakers. It was interesting listening to both a fired-up pastor and a very gay, Hispanic, bilingual dude with a rainbow Gadsden flag and a sparkly Trump hat.

    I was a bit disheartened by how many people WEREN’T there but at least I’m not alone here.

    • limey

      Good on you man. Sparkly hats for liberty.

    • grrizzly

      Very good. I forgot, what state are you in?

    • DEG

      Attended my first anti-mandate protest yesterday.

      Excellent.

    • Rebel Scum

      Dissent is the highest for of patriotism treason. You’ll be hearing from Garland’s Goons.

  30. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I’ve been doing aerobics daily. It helps when the host is a smoking-hot bearded Brit who tends to get aggressive at the 1/2 way mark.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0c-4nZjIWQ

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good for you!

    • Tundra

      Excellent KK!

      Whatever gets you moving is the right thing!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      . . . a smoking-hot bearded Brit who tends to get aggressive at the 1/2 way mark . . .

      That’s . . . some aerobics there, lass.  ;-)

      • Tundra

        She burned out her HRM. Give her a break.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Heh.

    • limey

      Default mental image of smokin’ hot aerobics instructor: female

      It took a second to adjust.

      • Tundra

        Uh, “bearded”?

        I mean, I’ll never kink-shame anyone but c’mon man!

    • Nephilium

      /continues to be one of the few males in the spin classes he goes to

      And good job.

      • Tundra

        The only thing I miss about the gym is hot yoga class.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hot yoga ass,

      • Count Potato

        Bikram Choudhury is an ass clown.

      • slumbrew

        I’m told the documentary on him is pretty amazing. I should add it to the list.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

    • rhywun

      *woof*

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Right?

  31. Penguin

    NASA & Climate “Science”. Isn’t it amazing that these people are still looking at a gas that

    1) represent 4 parts in 10,000 of our atmosphere
    2) is a weak greenhouse gas to begin with
    3) has an absorption spectrum that is already mostly covered by water vapor, a much stronger greenhouse gas

    all while they ignore any potential changes in solar radiation, the source of 99.99…..% of the radiation the earth receives?

    Also, when are they going to list water vapor as a ‘pollutant’? It exists in 10-25x the quantity that CO2 does, and (as noted above) is a much stronger greenhouse gas.

    The idea that a non-corrupt scientific establishment could carry on with this fraud for 30+ years without getting questioned is ludicrous. All I can say is that the solar/wind scammers (who cause a great deal of pollution that also goes un-talked about) are paying the correct corridors of power well.

    • Not Adahn

      3) has an absorption spectrum that is already mostly covered by water vapor, a much stronger greenhouse gas

      Not really. The OH stretch is well separated from the C=O

      • Penguin

        I didn’t phrase that as well as I should have. The greenhouse gas infrared absorption spectrum of H2O has a fair amount of overlap with CO2.

      • Penguin

        The exception being at around 4.3 µm

    • DEG

      Maybe it is a good thing I stayed off of Signal.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m using it now, but I’ll stop as soon as I find a replacement that isn’t compromised. Or is being easily compromised a requirement to get on Apple and Google’s app stores?

      • slumbrew

        Not at all sure it’s compromised – the design & protocol is strong, AFAIK, but no protection against one of the participants handing over the messages.

        Or the Feds rooted their phones – not sure Signal can defend against that.

      • slumbrew

        Also – fuck off, Tulpa?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Definitely not Tulpa. I did used to hang out on the Hit and Run boards for a while, so I know who you’re talking about.

        I don’t know tech and it may be paranoid, but I’m assuming that the state has made them put in some sort of a backdoor until a satisfactory explanation comes along. My dick pics are too valuable to get into the wrong hands.

      • slumbrew

        Eh, I’ll repeat what I wrote elsewhere here:

        The most parsimonious answer is that someone else in the Signal chat turned over the messages.

        Yes, the Feds have technical resources, but “flip someone” is usually easier.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Good to know. I probably overreacted in the first place. It’s not my fault, the media trained me to do it!

    • slumbrew

      That caught my eye – haven’t seen if the Signal folks have said anything.

      The most parsimonious answer is that someone else in the Signal chat turned over the messages.

  32. Yusef drives a Kia

    In hilarious news, Yusef just applied to be a TSA officer for MBL in Manistee. they can’t keep people and it’s a tiny airport, easy security, so it could be fun.

    • Drake

      Nice! Start practicing your bored look and bad attitude!

      • Lackadaisical

        Think if all the drugs he can confiscate. Lol.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      ???

      I’m assuming one of three things:

      1. You lost your carwash maintenance job; or
      2. the above-mentioned job doesn’t pay well enough for you; or
      3. the above-mentioned job’s really only a part-time gig and you could squeeze in another full-time job.

      ???

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        #3 and again, the airport is only a mile away

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Are you doing that so you can seize peoples’ weed?

      • slumbrew

        Toenail clippers. He really, really likes toenail clippers.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        “Ewwwwwwww, *gross*!”  /end teenage girl mode

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        used womens undies, I hear there’s a market for that……

      • slumbrew

        You live in Japan?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Export business from MI

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I’m not going to kink shame, but that’s weird.

    • DEG

      I’m torn here.

      On one hand, the TSA is an abomination that needs to be abolished. Freedom loving people should have nothing to do with it.

      On the other hand, I can see you tossing a monkey wrench into the works.

      On the gripping hand, Fuck the TSA.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “On the other hand, I can see you tossing a monkey wrench into the works.”
        You know me well.

    • creech

      Q has a steady supply of photos of the body types of suspected terrorists that you might want to subject to a thorough strip search.

  33. DEG

    Tom Woods Show Number 2042

    Eli Klein, a lifelong Democrat, opposed the COVID restrictions from the beginning, and says he will never demand proof of vaccination to enter his Manhattan art gallery.

  34. robc

    Fun with Colorado covid numbers. Current cases is nearly 3x the peak from last winter. Deaths, on the other hand, are less than 1/3 of the peak last winter.

    That is a 8/9ths reduction in the CFR. If it was totally due to vaccination, you would need 90% of Colorado to be vaccinated. Vax rate is 66%. So even if **all** of the deaths are amongst the unvaxxed, that is at least 2/3rds reduction in death rate. More if the vax helps at all at preventing infection.

    • Urthona

      Yes. The cfr is now down to flu levels. This dude is over.

      • Compelled Speechless

        It’s over when the men with guns and camps say it’s over.

      • Urthona

        I think we have seen signs that even Biden may stop milking this soon because he’s getting hammered in the polls and most Americans are thinking he’s done a terrible job on covid anyway.

      • Compelled Speechless

        You may be right. Corporate media is admitting and discussing things we’ve all known for 2 years. Amazingly without getting banned! I just don’t think most politicians be able to get unhooked from all this power being mainlined right into their veins. I’m hoping that their need to win that popularity contest that provides them sweet godlike powers (and some really nice under the table financial kickbacks) really is the most important thing to them.

      • Mustang

        It’s going to be tough to wean people if that’s what they’re trying to do. When the CDC announced looser quarantine protocols, work here decided to go with California’s stricter guidelines because they didn’t agree with the CDC…in contrast to the last two years when the CDC’s garbled message was gospel.

      • Urthona

        I am probably more optimistic because where I am in Texas no one’s done jackshit for like a year anyway. So I’m mostly just wondering when they’ll stop trying with the total ineffective federal ideas that have all failed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep. The thought of loosening any rules terrifies those who have bought into this wholesale.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

        People do not give up their terrors easily.

      • creech

        Biden was just on the news saying you’ll be able to get test kits free next week or so. Just as the omicron variant is peaking. Just in time for Biden to take credit for the upcoming, inevitable plunge in cases. I predict his “favorable” ratings will spike up as soon as nature takes its course in next three or four weeks.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lol they can’t keep that straight. Harris said next week and WH immediately “corrected” that to maybe end of month and now Biden is also saying next week….what a clown show.

        I will put Fuck Joe Biden stickers on them and mail them back to the WH

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I can only get total death to cases for Suburban Cook county. But the percentage of cases who died from/with covid dropped from 1.8 % down to 1.3 %. If you were to start the percentage number of people who died vs number of cases starting from this latest surge. I’m sure that percentage would be even lower.

  35. slumbrew

    Calling for -20 below, with the windchill on Saturday. Good times.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Watch out for MAGA people. They’re most vicious in cold weather.

      • Compelled Speechless

        They bring along cup warmers to keep their bleach liquid in those temperatures to be able to throw it on gay actors on shows they don’t even watch. They really are a tenacious and dedicated bunch of bigots.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hey Tulpa, anyone tell you to Fuck Off yet? just checking.
        /Sup! Welcome to the show!

      • Compelled Speechless

        Thanks. I’m beginning to think that Tulpa isn’t really here and it’s a big in-joke here. Is it because he used to have roughly a half a billion socks?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        TBH, those were jack off condoms,

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Any new user name gets the “fuck off, Tulpa” treatment

      • slumbrew

        it’s a big in-joke here

        Correct. Protocol, even – newcomers get a hearty “Fuck off, Tulpa!”

      • slumbrew

        They fact you even got the reference means you’re alright. Probably.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The fact they got it should scream Preeet!

      • slumbrew

        You make a good point.

        *gives Compelled the side-eye*

      • slumbrew

        “How do you do, fellow insurrectionists?”

      • Compelled Speechless

        I strongly support an increase in the minimum insurrections. I’ll settle for more coups though. Actually I can’t keep track of which is supposed to be worse anymore. This whole newspeak thing is really messing with me.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Sorry you said insurrectionists. You all seem like a swell group of miscreants and misanthropes looking for a good time.

    • DEG

      Yeah.

      I was going to be in PA this weekend for a swing dance where it was going to be warmer. Unfortunately, I don’t like the timing of the storm coming into the Northeast on Sunday, so I bailed on the trip.

      I get to stay up here. Yay.

    • Tulip

      I thought you were in California?

  36. The Gunslinger

    Future president Harris explains the COVID strategy:

    “It’s time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day”

    “Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      She sounded like an immature 12 year old using fancy phrasing,
      /Look at me! I’m a grown up now!

      • Fourscore

        So, Yogi’s not dead.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Move over Shakespeare!

      • Fourscore

        LOL. thanks, I needed that at this time of day

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, and the judge in her trial sealed all records that were related to her case. To “protect the victims”.

    The coverup is comprehensive.

    “The names have been changed, to protect the guilty.”

  38. Ownbestenemy

    Read the sedition indictment. 15 people or so were going to overthrow the government. They are the ones we heard about ‘stacks’ and QRFs and weapons.

    • Rebel Scum

      Everyone knows he who holds the lectern rules the realm.

  39. Count Potato

    So what is tonight’s movie?

    • slumbrew

      Same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!

      Whoops, sorry, reflex.

    • R.J.

      Green Slime?

      • R.J.

        Yes. Last fill in movie before I start working the big new list.

    • slumbrew

      They’re not big on the “innocent until proven guilty” principle. Too American, I guess.

    • Sensei

      Would he still be provided with young women?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Only if he converts to Islam.

    • Not Adahn

      But he will retain his service rank of Vice-Admiral, the Palace has confirmed.

      As an ex-member of the armed forces, he was promoted in line with his still-serving peers and made Vice-Admiral by the Navy on his 55th birthday in 2015.

      The duke was due to be promoted to Admiral on his 60th birthday in 2020, but asked to defer this after stepping back from public duties in 2019.

      Must be nice.

      Also, what happened to his 10,000 men?

    • slumbrew

      Our new commie mayor is kicking off a “Guaranteed Basic Income Pilot” shortly. That’ll be a shit-show.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wanna try it, go for it but attach some string people! Money without education is just gonna be people being a little less poor but still poor.

      • slumbrew

        I don’t know the details yet, but I’m certain it’ll be “free money because racism plus keep all the other benefits you already get”.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I’d consider supporting a UBI if it eliminated every other form of welfare. Here’s some money. Spend it as you see fit, but don’t come back for more. Of course we know that soon there would be sob stories of children going hungry because the parents blew the money on drugs or gambling or whatever, so we need just this little program for the children, and then for healthcare and so on. Not to mention that politicians would buy votes by promising to increase the payout.

      • slumbrew

        Exactly – great in theory, one single payment. We all know the sob stories would turn it into just another welfare handout, with further “safety nets” for the irresponsible.

  40. Count Potato

    “Surgeon free to practice again — despite branding patients’ livers with his initials

    June 8, 2021”

    https://nypost.com/2021/06/08/surgeon-who-autographed-patients-livers-deemed-fit-to-practice-again/

    “Renowned doctor who branded his initials on patients’ livers has his medical license revoked

    A U.K. surgeon known for literally making his mark on patients had his license to practice medicine formally revoked this week.

    Simon Bramhall, 57, admitted to using an argon beam coagulator — a common device used in surgeries to control bleeding — to autograph his initials on patients’ livers in 2013 while working at Birmingham’s Queen Elizabeth Hospital, BBC News reported.

    On Monday, the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) officially struck the once-respected liver, spleen, and pancreas surgeon off the country’s medical register. The ruling means that Bramhall can no longer work as a doctor in the U.K.

    January 13, 2022”

    https://www.theblaze.com/doctor-branded-initials-license-revoked

    I guess it took them a long time to deliver a decision.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Can he turn those into NFTs?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I missed the boat, WTF is an NFT?

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Non-Fungible Token. It’s a scam where you can buy the digital rights to some virtual item like a tweet or a photo. Or maybe a photo of your initials on someone’s liver. It uses blockchain, so it’s gonna be big… And be sure to mark your Silicon Valley buzzword bingo card.

    • Mojeaux

      Tattoos are used all the time to mark an internal body part for later reference, sometimes cancer-related, sometimes because a surgery has to be done in 2 stages.

      I mean, maybe he deserves a slap on the wrist, dunno, but I don’t see that rising to the level of incompetence that kills.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I used to sign and date my ductwork on commercial jobs, just so the demo guy would see it 50 years from now.

    • Ted S.

      After what they did to TechTV they can go fuck themselves.

  41. R.J.

    Stop wearing Columbia shirts. Check.

  42. LCDR_Fish

    Submitted an article for review – think I managed to remove the sidebar properly this time.

  43. KSuellington

    Oh and thanks Tonio for the Hi-Lux ad. That brings me back memories of our first family vacation we took with the kids in Somalia. I had the wife drive and I took the main gunner duty with the .50 cal in the back with a mouthful of qat from the roadside vendor. The rental company was nice enough to throw in modified AKs specially cimitarra down for the kids so they could feel part of the action. The coastline was fantastic, but it would have been a lot more difficult without that HiLux. Mogadishu in the late spring is sublime.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Ah, the taste of Qat and a good hooka, Memories……

      • KSuellington

        I’ve actually never had qat but I would absolutely try it. I chewed a substantial amount of coca when I was in the Andes for several months and it really helps with the altitude. It’s kind of a mixture of nicotine and caffeine effect. A good hooks is indeed a fabulous thing. It’s been a long while.

  44. Loveconstitution1789

    Georgia news:
    El Commendante Biden gave a speech in Georgia reminding America that the Democrat Party is the Party of slavery and the Republican Party is the party of abraham lincoln and abolitionists against slavery.

    Georgia has a $3.7 billion dollar budget surplus. One of the few states to have a surplus, evidently.

    Soon to be ex-Governor Brian Kemp wants to spend much of that surplus on Commie teachers who undermine this Constitutional Republic.

    One of the people indicted over a year after the Jan 6, 2021 protest is from near Savannah, Georgia. If only these political prisoners would demand speedy and public jury trials and discuss to a jury how our federal govt is so corrupt that even the presiding judge and Us attorney violate their oath of office every day. Urge the of Use jury nullification to acquit and show these traitor commie in govt that using the criminal courts this way wont be tolerated. Or just start up the woodchippers.