Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Hell! said The Duchess

by | Jan 5, 2022 | Daily Links | 276 comments

Come, my friends, and descend into Hell with me…

‘Back That Azz Up,’ Comrade (at Least 6 Feet) Partying with Lux magazine’s socialist feminists.

On December 15, just as Omicron preoccupied the city, I went to a party at the Dumbo loft owned by Verso Books, “the largest independent, radical publishing house in the English-speaking world.” The high-ceilinged, book-lined space with a great view of the Manhattan Bridge has long been a gathering place for city socialists, some of whom, I discovered, use the word “comrade” unironically. The event itself was hosted by Lux, a new-ish socialist feminist magazine named after the Marxist thinker and martyr Rosa Luxemburg. Its editor and publisher, Sarah Leonard, described Lux to me as “a cross between Cosmo and Marxism” — a slightly sexier, farther to the left descendent of magazines like Ms. and Bitch. “I think it’s been a bit of a relief for people who are like, yeah I’m a socialist but I’m not a bro who loves to yell at people,” Leonard says. “I’m queer and female and an abolitionist and I want that to be the starting point.” The tagline is “We Want It All.” Or, as another editor put it later, “We’re not here saying don’t drink wine! We’re just saying drink union wine!”

Read on… if you dare!

[Vincent Price laugh]
[disappears in a puff of smoke]
[in reality, just hitting a vape pen to blow them phat clouds]


 

Look! Up in the sky! With his hands over his ears! Stimming! It’s CAPTAIN AUTISM!

Defense: There’s no way ‘Captain Autism’ masterminded Whitmer kidnap plot

He was referred to as “Captain Autism,” the accused ringleader in the alleged plot to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

But with a nickname like that, the defense argues, it’s clear the man’s codefendants didn’t take him seriously, or believe that he could commit a crime — like hatch a plan to snatch and kill the governor.

That was entirely the FBI’s doing, the defense maintains, not Adam Fox’s.

“No one would have conspired with Adam Fox because no one believed he had any ability to form, much less carry out, a plan,” the defense argues in a new court filing that outlines how it plans to fight the government in the upcoming trial that highlights the growth of extremism in America.


 

There’s Even More to the Saga of Straight Men Refusing to Wipe Their Butts

Every super-duper “totes masc” macho man knows that putting anything between your butt cheeks makes you instantly gay, especially if that thing is a sparkly g-string, a finger or another man. But apparently some ultra-masculine men are so unwaveringly heterosexual that they aren’t wiping butts, even their own! And they won’t put toilet paper or even soap between their butt cheeks. No sir!

David Futrell — the writer behind We Hunted the Mammoth, a website that skewers contemporary misogyny — pointed out this gross phenomenon by sharing a tweet in which a woman’s boyfriend explains (quite angrily) that he doesn’t wipe after using the bathroom because “a real man doesn’t go in between his cheeks or spread them open for anything.”

To my misfortune, I actually know one of these people. His ex told us all about, going on a solid 30-minute rant, a detailed rant, a too detailed rant.

It wasn’t a full refusal to wipe or wash, but it was not done properly and his excuse was that cleaning his ass thoroughly was just too gay for him to want to do it. It was the Intimate Cleansing That Dare Not Speak Its Name.

They dated for years.


 

Tomorrow is the perfect day for a Twitter contest!

Tweet Categories:

Most Hysterical (wondering womb, not funny hysterical)
Most Fake (actual fake not fake fake)
Most Fake Fake

Yeah, it’s early, but my current leader for Fake Fake:

Seriously, 1/6 put your Father in a mental institution and you want to flex on Twitter with that? Fake Fake or Psychotic?


 

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SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

276 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    “won’t put toilet paper or even soap between their butt cheeks. No sir!”
    now that’s just gross,

    • The Other Kevin

      The rationale doesn’t matter. Poor hygiene is poor hygiene.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The pack of scent hounds trailing him is perfectly fine, however.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Will no one speak for the hairy assed?

        It is easy for the smooth assed to harp on and on about having a spic-n-span asshole. Some guys, though, have an almost impossible task because of their super manly ass hair. Getting 100% clean when caught in a public toilet with John Wayne toilet paper (rough, tough and don’t take shit off no one) is a fool’s errand.

        To paraphrase Adam Carolla: “It is like getting gum out of carpet”.

      • EvilSheldon

        There is this thing called ‘shaving’. Or even, hear me out now, ‘waxing’.

        Maybe a little more fiber in the diet, while you’re at it?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I didn’t say I was talking about myself! I was just sticking up for the powerless and oppressed.

        Besides, shaving or waxing your ass crack is really, really gay.

      • EvilSheldon

        More gay then having a man climax inside of you, even. But less gay than wearing a sparkly silver g-string in public.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Croc wearing gay.

        *Again to quote Carolla: “Wearing crocs is like letting a guy suck your dick. It feels great, but then you look down and realize you are gay”

      • slumbrew

        *quietly slides Crocs under kitchen cart*

      • Not Adahn

        I know a guy who competes in crocs. He’s surprisingly good in spite of that. His game plans always minimize his amount of movement.

      • Gadfly

        90% clean is good enough unless you have some actual gay activities planned later in the day. Can always take it up to 100% in the shower later on.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Toto washlets or GTFO

      My butthole *sparkles*

    • Animal

      There’s such a thing as too much butt-talk and a fella oughtta be fuckin’ aware of it.

      – Some Canadian guy

  2. rhywun

    They dated for years.

    When did it become normal for people to air other people’s (or worse, their own) 1-in-a-million peccadillos and pretend that they are something that needs a National Discussion?

    • Mojeaux

      Reddit.

    • rhywun

      Not you, Suge. That’s what we’re here for.

      I meant the linked article.

      • SugarFree

        No prob, I understood.

        But this:

        When did it become normal for people to air other people’s (or worse, their own) 1-in-a-million peccadillos and pretend that they are something that needs a National Discussion?

        …is the very essence of Social Media journalisming.

      • Bobarian LMD

        …is the very essence of Social Media journalisming.

        These are the same picture.

      • The Other Kevin

        If your job is to spend the entire day posting things on social media, I’d imagine you’d run out of topics pretty quickly and you’d soon have to invent them.

      • rhywun

        If your job is to spend the entire day posting things on social media, I’d imagine you’d run out of topics pretty quickly

        Or blow your brains out, personally speaking.

  3. Sean

    ??️‍?

    Whatever.

    🙄

      • Sean

        I’m still shilling for the area I’m in. 🙂

      • Sensei

        I’m trying to remember where you are. It’s not Bucks if I remember correctly.

      • Sean

        It’s not Bucks if I remember correctly.

        Upper left hand corner area.

      • Sensei

        ?

      • waffles

        I’m currently elbows deep in my mission to infiltrate my local government.

      • rhywun

        CNN must have a army of stringers on this beat.

      • rhywun

        That is a lot of words to say “Some RINO’s followed their true calling.”

      • Gadfly

        The TLDR version is that centrist (never-Trump and Biden-voting) Republicans were appalled at Jan 6, but the other Republicans either don’t care or are enthusiastic, and it is these latter ones who are winning.

      • Ghostpatzer

        I trust CNN to have its finger on the pulse of rural PA. Who knows the Amish better than CNN?

      • Not Adahn

        There are no more Amish. They all died because they refused to get vaccinated.

      • juris imprudent

        Oddly, there isn’t a bunch of cheap land suddenly available.

      • DEG

        Heh.

        When I first moved to NH, some folks, when they found out I was from PA and don’t own a TV, asked me if I was Amish.

        Those people know more about the Amish than CNN.

      • Sensei

        They have as much Amish viewership as any other demographic post Trump, right?

    • Bobarian LMD

      It’s true!

      Moist towelettes turned me gay!

  4. Ted S.

    Get a bidet.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Squirt liquid at your butt? Totally gay dude.

      But yes, a great investment.

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is DR Bidet, shitlord!

  5. juris imprudent

    “We Want It All.”

    And as Mencken said, you deserve to get it – good and hard.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t want the world, I just want your half.

      • SugarFree

        And it sticks like a broken record.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I encourage them to continue gathering in one place with excellent viewing characteristics.

  6. Drake

    I have no idea why, but people appear to be shooting at each other in Kazakhstan. Russia is going to show up to protect their interests and throw out the Euros.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Thinking about it this morning watching some vids on twitter – maybe a CIA color revolution to distract Russia from Ukraine? Some guys were mentioning that Russia might have to intervene if they lose access to Baikonur.

      Also radar pics of private jets leaving Almaty, etc. That’s one of those places where like Africa, it’s been the same strongman since the 90s.

      • Ted S.

        He retired a few years back, but got the capital city named after him.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Someone was saying that he’s still pulling the strings for his son – but yeah…that does ring a few bells now.

      • grrizzly

        His monument was taken down by protestors in Taldykorgan, a city near Almaty. His name is Nursultan Nazarbayev. Until today he was still heading the security council of the country, whatever that is, and the ruling party despite his leaving the presidential office in 2019.

      • Drake

        That is how you do a 1/6 insurrection!

      • rhywun

        I was wondering if that’s where Almaty is. I remember reading something about that dystopia. Like, it’s rivaling NK for awfulness.

      • Ted S.

        I think the real Central Asian dystopia is Turkmenistan. The dictator renamed himself Turkmenbashi, and promulgated some pretty wacky laws.

      • rhywun

        I’m willing to entertain the idea that both countries are shitholes.

        Plus, I can’t tell most of them apart in that area, anyway.

      • grrizzly

        I’ve been to both. Turkmenistan is the one that’s NK-level totalitarian. Kazakhstan is just normal-for-the-region authoritarian.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I think that’s the one with a ton of white stone (and dust). My Aunt and Uncle were missionaries in Afghanistan for a few years in the 00s – got a lot of pictures visiting the neighboring countries as well.

      • slumbrew

        “After having to quit smoking in 1997 due to his resultant heart surgery, he banned smoking in all public places and ordered all government employees to follow suit.[45] Chewing tobacco on Turkmen soil was later banned as well.[46]”

        that’s some world-class dictator stuff.

        “If I can’t smoke, nobody can”

  7. kinnath

    I remember that tune.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I had the CD, lots of great tunes, all cartoon covers

  8. juris imprudent

    Fox, the alleged ringleader, and four others go to trial March 8 in federal court

    There were 6 men in the graphic, who’s the lucky lone defendant?

    • juris imprudent

      Ah, should’ve waited to read further. I suppose he got the lightest sentence on offer. The funny part will be if he is the only one convicted.

  9. Sean

    Seriously, 1/6 put your Father in a mental institution and you want to flex on Twitter with that? Fake Fake or Psychotic?

    Fake fake.

    Plus the real question should be “Was he vaccinated?”

    • The Other Kevin

      Obviously he was, otherwise she would have reported his last words.

      • Nephilium

        Be sure to take your Ovaltine boosters?

    • cyto

      I read her feed. Fake fake…. Real crazy.

      She makes the socks over at TOS sound rational

  10. Certified Public Asshat

    Where were you, on 9/11 1/6?

    I actually don’t remember if I was at work or working from home. One of the two, not sure.

    • The Other Kevin

      I was sitting right here in this spot, working. I seem to recall it happened right about this time. I remember thinking it was kind of weird. I haven’t had any of the nightmares or flashbacks I’m supposed to have.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I assume I was sitting here working just like I will be tomorrow.

      Will there be a Moment of Silence?

    • kinnath

      I was sitting exactly where I am right now.

      We had a staff meeting at the end of the day. My much-younger boss felt the need to whine about the capital brawl. I told him he wasn’t old enough to know the 60s and that it could get a lot worse. He continued to whine. And then the young lady who grew up in Ruwanda says “Oh yeah, it can get a lot worse.” Silenced him.

      She holds a special place in my heart for that one.

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        “And then the young lady who grew up in Ruwanda says “Oh yeah, it can get a lot worse.” Silenced him”

        Like a Boss.

        I spent some time in Northern Ireland in the late ’80s. It can get a lot fucking worse.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        It was a protest and entering a public building. Literally the Capitol is called the People’s House.

        A few people committed vandalism and a few people entered restricted congressional offices.

        It wasnt an insurrection. They will see what an insurrection is if Democrats dont surrender during Civil War 2.0

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Actually, protecting America and its constitution against Democrat tyranny is not insurrection anyway.

        Democrats just need to surrender and move to Cuba, Russia, china, Venezuela.

    • Rat on a train

      I’m not telling.

      • Count Potato

        INSURREKKSHONIST!!!

    • waffles

      I went skiing with my Dad at my local hill in Pennsylvania. We had fun. I listened to live coverage on the ride home grinning from ear to ear. 1/6 was awesome and I won’t be told otherwise.

    • slumbrew

      I was home, working, just like usual.

      Hah, j/k, I was wasting time on here (just like usual).

    • DEG

      I don’t remember where I was.

      I remember that a day or two afterwards, I was working with my trainer at the gym. He asked my opinions on the Jan. 6th festivities.

      I said something along the lines of, “After watching cities burn over the summer, businesses smashed, people’s lives ruined, then seeing the media describing it as ‘mostly peaceful protests’ and saying ‘all those businesses have insurance’, I think the Capitol festivities can be describes as a ‘mostly peaceful protest’. I’m certain the Federal government has insurance.”

      He said, “I knew you would say that.”

      • Brochettaward

        It’s funny because the fed’s insurance is your wallet.

    • Sean

      I was (sorta) working. I did get a text from my mom asking me if I had gone.

  11. Bobarian LMD

    largest independent, radical publishing house in the English-speaking world

    Does that mean 5 permanent employees? Counting the janitor?

  12. wdalasio

    I went to a party at the Dumbo loft owned by Verso Books, “the largest independent, radical publishing house in the English-speaking world.”

    Just for reference, the price for a loft in Dumbo ranges around $3.1 million. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want to see the true face of socialism, it’s an entitled hipster partying at a $30k per head gala sporting a dress worth more than most people’s monthly take-home pay emblazoned with “Tax The Rich” across it, while the actual people working at the gala have to cover their faces in enforced anonymity.

    Because when the government controls the means of production, it’s the people in the government who control the means of production. And, when you look, you quickly enough figure out that you’re one of those means of production.

    It isn’t just trendy NYC socialists. This has always been socialists, when they’re given the chance. You want to know who the richest woman in Venezuela is? Look up the name Chavez. Look up the net worth of the Castro brothers. Or Kim Jong-Un.

    • rhywun

      Nice rant, and spot-on.

      • Sensei

        +1

      • cyto

        Yup!

        And it makes me wonder, what do you suppose all of crazy 1/6 put my dad in a mental institution ladies friends think about this rant?

        Because to me it is perfectly sane and there isn’t the slightest hint of controversy in it. But somehow I suspect this rant sounds to them exactly like her rant sounds to me.

      • wdalasio

        But somehow I suspect this rant sounds to them exactly like her rant sounds to me.

        You’re probably right. Which is why I’m growing increasingly skeptical that we can have one single country, anymore. We don’t have common cultural reference points with one another. What either of us would have to say to the other sounds like insane gibberish to the other. How can you form a common polity when there’s not really even a basis for discussion with one another?

      • Lackadaisical

        Ayup.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The commies in america choose to not have the same cultural traditions Americans have. I have the constitution and right on my side. The commies are free to try to amend the constitution. They cant because they know there is not popular support for that.

        Democrats declared war on America once before and we gave them a second chance. I dont think they are getting a third chance.

    • juris imprudent

      Reminds me of Office Space and “I have people skills”, these morons really think “they know best”.

  13. Drake

    Idiot Republicans will use 1/6 as an opportunity to show their supporters how much they hate them. The really stupid party.

    • slumbrew

      JFC. What an asshole.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ^ this, he can fuck right off

    • rhywun

      GAH! Trigger (Warning), please!

    • The Other Kevin

      Shorter Cruz: I said the right thing, does this mean you won’t try to ban me from holding office?

      Narrator: It will not keep them from attempting to ban him from holding office.

    • Ted S.

      It’s an MP4 file. I’d rather read what they have to say.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Violent terrorist attack?

    • ron73440

      I thought he was smarter than this.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Why should he be?

        Yeah, he’s alienating his hardcore base but come election time what are the vast, vast majority of Republican voters going to do, vote Democrat in protest? Not happening. He’s trying to gather Independent voters who despise Trump to support his reelection. Sure, he’ll take heat now but all will be forgotten and forgiven when the his boogyman (D) opponent rears his or her ugly head.

        Cruz is a pragmatic, cynical, power hungry cunte first and foremost. Never forget that.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I have been saying that for years. I dont trust Cruz.

        Furthermore, he was born in Canada and I still say he is not considered a Natural Born Citizen under the constitution. He didnt renounce his Canadian citizenship until right before some presidential primary.

  14. DEG

    If I learned one thing, socialists can’t dance. Photo: Sarah Leonard

    I remember a socialist or two in the Boston Swing dance scene that could dance.

    Time to dive into the article…

    By now, nearly half the people around the room seem to have moved their masks down to their chins or around their wrists to better drink and chat. Some people’s are nowhere to be seen.

    So, they got smarter as the night went on? Interesting.

    (“I’ve made a lot of bad decisions here”).

    And elsewhere.

    This might be a feminist socialist party, but there are a fair amount of men here tonight, so I decide it’s time to seek out the male perspective.

    Assumes facts not in evidence.

    Well, maybe one feminist who is into being dominated convinced her Dom to come to the party.

    “That is a communist. She’s not having a good fucking time. You know why? Because she’s a communist,”

    OK, I chuckled at this.

    When it finally comes on, a graduate student who’s been talking to me about his aspirations to become “a Marxist intellectual” rushes back to the floor. “I want to back my ass up to this song,” he calls behind him. Mesmerized, the cool girls watch the couple of dozen people left contort their bodies in ways that defy their age. “If I get COVID from a mid-grade party I will die,” the artist jokes. “I’m not getting COVID from this party. I want to get BEAUTIFUL COVID.”

    Well… that was special.

    On to the next article.

  15. DEG

    David Futrell — the writer behind We Hunted the Mammoth, a website that skewers contemporary misogyny — pointed out this gross phenomenon by sharing a tweet in which a woman’s boyfriend explains (quite angrily) that he doesn’t wipe after using the bathroom because “a real man doesn’t go in between his cheeks or spread them open for anything.”

    Why do I smell bullshit?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Why do I smell bullshit?

      You failed to wipe properly?

      • DEG

        I walked into that.

  16. juris imprudent

    And speaking of stupid

    Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Wednesday said the Russian-owned Nord Stream 2 pipeline meant to bring gas to Germany provides Europe with “leverage” against Moscow’s military provocations.

    Yeah, the people at the paying end, praying that Putin doesn’t shut the fucker off, they have the leverage. How stupid do you have to be to be a Democratic Secty of State? Hillary may be an evil old hag and just as charming, but she was not THAT stupid.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Considering Germany just shut down their last 2 nuke plants, Europe is basically up shit creek for energy outside of France and Norway.

    • The Other Kevin

      These are the same people who think we should fix the supply chain crisis by making companies supply more of things.

      • rhywun

        Or install “price controls”.

    • Drake

      Its projection – they assume that Putin’s people are as easy to bribe as Biden’s.

  17. mexican sharpshooter

    Look! Up in the sky! With his hands over his ears! Stimming! It’s CAPTAIN AUTISM!

    You’ll never stop me Captain Autism. Ngyahahahaha!

    *twirls mustache*
    *disappears in smoke cloud*

    • Nephilium

      Man… no one respects copyright any more.

    • rhywun

      Or that she didn’t have a mess of co-morbidities.

      Alternately… sometimes shit just happens, and doesn’t signify anything in the grand scheme of things no matter how much propaganda you belch out otherwise.

  18. Brochettaward

    I feel like something of the Glibertariat, if not the world’s, leading expert on what is not gay. Being the least gay individual alive (though, as recently explained, as The First Of All Firsters I transcend the binary gender system and classifications of sexual identity), I feel like I have to issue a ruling here. Cleaning your ass is not gay, for those who were feeling a bit conflicted.

    And you will not be welcome in my company if you do not.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      First? look again, 20th boi,
      Toodles!

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s only gay if you enjoy it.

  19. Sensei

    How could a restaurant fail to properly sort through all the regulatory guidance provided by NYC and NY as well as beloved by you and your fellow employees at MSNBC and not allow you and your child to eat?

    It’s just not possible!

    MSNBC anchor Ayman Mohyeldin put a New York City eatery on blast for not allowing his family to dine indoors because of his unvaccinated 4-year-old daughter.

    “THREAD: today my family was denied eating indoors at a restaurant because, wait for it, my 4 yr old daughter was with me and they dont serve ‘unvaccinated’ people,” Mohyeldin took to Twitter on Tuesday. “I tried to explain theres no CDC guideline requiring children under 5 get vaccinated. But the restaurant didn’t care.”

    MSNBC anchor says his family was denied entry into NYC restaurant because 4-year-old daughter was unvaccinated

    • rhywun

      Finally, the feel-good story of the day.

      • Sean

        ⬆ ?

    • Nephilium

      Wait… who cares what the CDC guidelines say. What do the NYC/NY rules edicts say?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Don’t get me wrong, restaurants have the right to apply their own health standards but at least ground them in public health policies and science.

      You know, like the science of letting in vaccinated infected people but not unvaccinated healthy people.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, not sure why a 4 year old can’t spread the vid. Maybe that’s true, but…

    • EvilSheldon

      “Bu-bu-bu-but I’m one of the good guys! You’re supposed to make an exception for me!!!”

      What a cunt.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of fake stuff….

    I hate it when hipsters write articles and pretend that “everyone” knows about certain stuff. Stuff that in real life you are like “Huh? What are they talking about?”

    This list of things to do in the winter is a great example:

    1) Loppet. I had to look it up and I guess it is a Scandinavian term for a big group of cross country skiers. I grew up among the Scandinavians and the Finns and everyone cross country skied, but I had never heard that term before reading that article.

    2) Ice Shanties. I’ve ranted about this before. Only artsy-fartsy people from New York City use that term. Locals all call them fish houses or shacks. I’ve never heard anyone use “shanty” until these hipster art fucks started doing their performance out on the ice. I’m tempted to show up and just start catching fish in the middle of their colony and then throwing them on the ice for everyone to acknowledge.

    3) Poking a beer?. I’ve never heard of this. The bock beer legend around here is about when Leinenkugels was still independent and would have a batch of bock beer that came out only in spring for a couple weeks (in returnable bottles only). Curious if Neph or the other beer snobs have ever tried poking a beer.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I hate the stupid fucking Art Shanty Project even more after reading this gushing story about it.

      After a stint at White Bear Lake, ASP began hosting the festivities at Lake Harriet, also known as Bde Unma, in 2018. They took a year off last year for the pandemic, but are back again better than ever. There are even sleds for people with wheelchairs and other folks that need an accessible way to experience the ice shanty village.

      According to Lavelle, the 2022 festival made a point of having fewer art shanties and more performers and art actions. “Part of that is because we’re entirely open air this year,” she says. In the past, visitors could enter inside of the different shanties, but they are skipping that feature this year. “We had to make this big shift for pandemic reasons, and we just decided the most vibrant village possible was the most important thing,” Lavelle says.

      “Bde Unma” for fuck’s sake. I have no idea who Harriet was or why she is being erased for a made up Dakota name.

      The picture of a hipster wearing snowshoes in 2″ deep snow makes me want to trip her so badly.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m annoyed by modern snow shoe-ers in general. Snow shoes are supposed to be made from wood and rawhide lacings. These new REI metal tubing and cloth snow shoes seem silly. (to be fair, they probably work better than the old stuff)

        In general snow shoes are a necessary evil. Not something you want to do.

        Last winter there were a lot of snow shoe clubs in the metro area that you would see tromping around parks/lakes. I get that you need something to do in the winter, but they were pretty silly.

        The best example of them being silly was early last winter. The lakes had frozen, but there was barely any snow which made ice fishing tough. You had to put on your cleats to get enough grip to pull your sled on the ice. So one day, I was over shooting the shit with a couple old Asian fishermen on a small secluded lake and along came a column of snow shoeing women. I bet there were 10 of them at least and they were struggling on the ice too.

        The old coots looked at me like I could explain the madness of those white eyes. I just shrugged and we all laughed.

      • slumbrew

        I assume they then replied with “Bitches be crazy, yo”.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We just rolled our eyes and got back to bitching about how many other fishermen were on “our” lake.

        There is a small lake near my house and for years and years there were only a few of us who ever fished it. It was tucked way back in a park with very limited access. The two old Asians and I had gotten to know each other over the years. They had their spot, I had mine.

        Then the stupid city built a new walking path that connected some other trails and all of a sudden people realized that there was a small lake there. Then the other people started showing up on “our” lake. Worse, they started fishing in “our” spots!

        With Covid, things got way worse. Lots and lots of people started ice fishing just for something to do. I had one guy who would set up about 5 feet from where ever I decided to fish. Had whiny kids and an ugly wife. The kicker is that a buddy and I went out one day and we used my buddy’s portable house, and the stalker dude showed up and bitched loudly to his wife about how people were moving into “his” spot. FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!

      • slumbrew

        You need to start slashing tires and delivering beat-downs, like California surfers.

        “Locals only, brah!”

      • slumbrew

        Or whatever the Minnesota-nice version of that would be.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is penance for my misdeeds as a youth.

        My father was the best fisherman I ever knew. He’d put his house out at some spot and dozens of other houses would surround him. His only mistake was making me help him move his house.

        Why was that a mistake?

        There was a roadhouse just outside of town and the guy loved fishing. I could buy there underage, but just before he’d sell to me they dude would ask where my dad had his fish house located at. I’d rat the Old Guy out in a second.

        The hardest part was not smirking when the Old Guy would go on a rant about all the people crowding him.

        I confessed when I was in my 40’s and he only partially forgave me. So I’m still working off that bad karma.

    • Nephilium

      Beer geek, not snob.

      But no. I’m not going to scorch a properly made beer. The idea of putting a hot poker into a drink comes from the early days of cocktail, as a way to provide a warm drink in the winter.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Toe-may-toe, tah-mah-toe

        Anyone who denies the perfection of the High Life is a snob.

      • Swiss Servator

        High Life….ah. The first beer I liked. ALways has a place with me!

      • Swiss Servator

        We poke Krombacher Dark at my local – a couple of irons in the fire pit, and give a half liter pour a couple of good seconds….caramelizes the malt and is darn tasty.

        Now I want to try Ye Olde Colonial drink – flip.

    • cyto

      In leiney country I think you get a beer and a bump on the way home from super one.

      And the original leinenkugel’s creamy dark was delicious, as was the Bock.

      We layed waste to a fresh keg of the Bock in a middle of nowhere bar out somewhere near Brule. It was a revelation after a long day on the river…. But I have never had a batch as good since, and I have fond memories.

  21. Count Potato

    “The avowed socialist who shut down Chicago schools today over COVID: Teachers union boss Jesse Sharkey, 52, has long flirted with anti-capitalist causes but ‘lives like the 1%’ and married daughter of millionaire Royal Caribbean Cruises CEO”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10372205/Jesse-Sharkey-Union-boss-center-Chicago-school-shutdown.html

    “Furious parents slam ‘hysterical’ socialist Chicago teachers’ union chief who defends closing schools because ‘going in puts students at risk’ when just 400 of 350,000 have tested positive and bizarrely claims he would shut bars if he could”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371493/Chicago-teachers-cause-chaos-350-000-children-switching-remote-learning-TODAY.html

    Today’s theme: There are no working-class socialists.

    • rhywun

      If there is one thing socialists don’t understand, it’s the value of work.

      It stands to reason they are all lazy slobs, and the ones you’ve heard of are the ones who fell into money.

      • Count Potato

        Wasn’t Bernie Sanders so lazy he got kicked out of a hippy commune?

      • juris imprudent

        All talk, no work. Even hippies couldn’t put up with that shit.

    • wdalasio

      There are no working-class socialists.

      That was the entire logic behind the Frankfurt School. They realized quickly enough that the working class, for the most part, wanted to join the bourgeoisie and was happy to adopt bourgeois values and outlooks. If you look at the traditional image of The American Working Man, he’s mostly bourgeois in his lifestyle and attitudes. That’s why you almost never hear reference to a haute proletariat to describe the successful working classes and always see them lumped in with the petit bourgeoisie. And it’s always why you hear leftist intellectuals so readily voice their contempt for the lower middle class.

  22. cyto

    Where are we on 1/6 being an FBI setup?

    Because I am dead certain that believing 1/6 was an FBI operation is prima facie evidence that you are batshit insane.

    And still….. The feds just about have me convinced that 1/6 was a setup.

    I was convinced that the Whitmer plot was nutty, but the FBI plot conspiracy theory was nuttier. Then I started hearing details. Ooof. Definitely hatched by the FBI and a setup.

    Now we have started to see details of 1/6….. And dang if it isn’t pretty convincing that there is something really fishy going on here

    • Ownbestenemy

      Individual transactions or when you do a deposit. Ill need to tell my wife to adjust her Venmo deposit downward.

      • Ted S.

        You’re going to get your wife arrested for structuring.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Like that wasn’t OBE’s intention.

        The best laws are the ones that are so stupid that people break them without even realizing that they are now at the mercy of any prosecutor with an axe to grind.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I think she has historically deposited anywhere between $400-600. Not that the Feds would care if she makes it more $400-550

      • slumbrew

        And then you get arrested for structuring.

      • slumbrew

        Damn your nimble fingers, Teds’!

    • Brochettaward

      The new reporting requirement will ensure that small businesses that receive payments through those apps are paying their fair share in taxes on them.

      But the Dems swore to us that the reporting requirements for transactions over $600 were really about taxing the wealthy!

    • The Other Kevin

      Good ol’ workin’ class Joe from Scranton, stickin’ it to the super rich!

      • Count Potato

        IKR?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That will affect me on a personal level, yikes!

    • The Gunslinger

      I’m totally old school for banking. My company doesn’t offer direct deposit. I get a paper check that I bring to the credit union to deposit. I have a PayPal because I used to sell some crap on eBay, but never used Venmo or Cash-app.

      • Ted S.

        I’d assume that since you get a W-2 for your income, the paychecks aren’t subject to these reporting requirements.

      • Ted S.

        That is, the paychecks are already being reported.

      • The Gunslinger

        Correct

  23. rhywun

    Why the hell are Medicare commercials back?

    I need to cut the fucking cord so bad.

    • Drake

      You have the JJ Walker one? Joe Namath or George Foreman?

      • rhywun

        JJ on the two channels I’m flipping between, again.

      • rhywun

        (at the same time, gah)

      • creech

        JJ Walker once claimed to be a libertarian back in his dynomite days. Wonder how he presents now?

  24. Tundra

    The Violent Femmes are the second best thing to come out of Wisconsin.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Help me add it up. What’s the first?

      • Ghostpatzer

        Milwaukee’s Beast?

  25. slumbrew

    New England, man – Tuesday’s forecast is a high of 26, low of 2. That’s quite the daily range.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Doesn’t seem that bad.

      Tomorrow is supposed to be -1/-21 here in Sunny Minnesoda. Saturday has a forecast of 32/-1.

      My wife still complains about the day to day volatility in temps here. One day it will be 80 and the next day in the 40’s.

      • slumbrew

        I’ll take my 24-degree swing over your 20-degree swing. F-that noise.

      • Animal

        Kind of like that here, which some may find surprising. Next week our daytime highs will be 20s and low 30s.

    • Animal

      Tomorrow’s high here is estimated to be -9, overnight low -26. That’s good ‘Murican F degrees, not sissy Euroweenie C degrees.

      • Count Potato

        Fuck that’s cold. What do you burn for heat?

      • Animal

        What do you burn for heat?

        The hopes and dreams of all who have opposed me.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Where are we on 1/6 being an FBI setup?

    I’m not (yet) prepared to believe it was a setup, but the feds claim they were “blindsided” by the “insurrection” is completely preposterous. They don’t have plants in the Proud Boys, and the rest of those groups? Bullshit.

    • slumbrew

      “Setup” seems over-broad but it was most assuredly lousy with federal agents and informants.

      I’d sure like to hear from Ray Epps.

      • rhywun

        Something about Nancy denying requests for more cops, too.

        Something’s fishy, for sure.

    • Urthona

      because nothing was actually planned by any of these groups. duh

  27. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Y’all are following Right Said Fred (they of the “I’m Too Sexy” fame), I hope?

    https://twitter.com/TheFreds

    • slumbrew

      Huh. Can’t say I expected that from them.

      • ron73440

        They were on Tom Woods a while ago. Seemed like good guys.

        One quote I remember when they were talking about how they had no real expectation of being famous, but the I’m Too Sexy song “took off like a crazed dog without a leash”.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    One evening shortly after the Great Revolt, somebody was huffing and puffing about what an atrocity it was, and how horrific it all was, and whatnot. Blah blah blah sacred temple of DEMOCRACY!. Before i could stop myself, I said, “Yeah, get back to me when there are Congressmen hanging from lampposts on Pennsylvania Avenue.”

    That’s still my position. You want to charge some people with trespassing, or vandalism, or assault? Okay. Just don’t try to pretend it was the storming of the Bastille, or the Terror.

    • Brochettaward

      The funniest part is that it could have been. If the mob had been so inclined, there would have been actual no shit dead Democrats before anything would have been accomplished.

      That’s if it were, you know, an actual insurrection.

    • Drake

      This is an insurrection.

  29. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    OMG MINOTAUR IS ON BATTLEBOTS! They’ll be fighting Sawblaze on the first episode tomorrow.

    • ron73440

      That’s awesome, I missed not having Minotaur last year.

      Sawblaze should be a good match up.

  30. grrizzly

    Novak Djokovic Is Refused Entry Into Australia Over Vaccine Exemption
    The No. 1 men’s tennis player was told to leave the country following a 12-hour standoff with government officials at a Melbourne airport, ending his chance to defend his Australian Open title.

    On Thursday, he was told he would need to leave the country, following a 12-hour standoff with government officials at a Melbourne airport, where he was held in a room overnight over questions about the evidence supporting a medical exemption from a coronavirus vaccine. The exemption was supposed to allow Djokovic, a 20-time Grand Slam tournament champion and one of the biggest stars in sports, to compete in the Australian Open even though he has not been vaccinated.

    It was not immediately clear whether Djokovic would appeal the ruling in Australia’s courts. A spokesman for the tennis star did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

    The chain of events represented a startling turnabout for Djokovic, who in a little more than 24 hours went from receiving special, last-minute permission to enter Australia, to boarding an intercontinental flight, to essentially being told by the prime minister of Australia that he was not welcome in the country.

    • Ted S.

      Rhywun must be having an orgasm right now.

      • rhywun

        Nah, just a smattering of amusement at the whole clusterfuck.

        I’m seriously considering not giving that shithole country the satisfaction of my attention now.

    • rhywun

      Holy shit, that’s epic.

      • grrizzly

        I’d like to hear what Djokovic will tell about this refusal of entry.

      • Ted S.

        Now do treatment of the boat refugees and how all the bien-pensants want them let in to Australia.

    • Urthona

      is this some kind of sick Djokovic?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Boooo!

      • Urthona

        This material is all gold, people

      • creech

        Ovaltine?

      • ron73440

        Why boo?

        He saw a shot and he took it, unlike Djokovic.

      • The Gunslinger

        No vac, no tennis.

  31. Pope Jimbo

    I’m going on vacation tomorrow. I was laughing and telling my boss and coworkers that I’m changing my Out of Office notifications to state that I will be heading to DC to commemorate the sacrifice of the true patriots.

    Lots of laughter. Boss’s laughter was a bit nervous since he will be the one getting the first call from HR.

    • Sean

    • slumbrew

      Dooo it! Dooo it! Dooo it!

    • Tundra

      Fuck.

      I just got back. Ready to turn right back again.

      Where are you going?

  32. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    A little geopolitical avgeekery:

    1) Flights to and from Almaty have pretty much all been canceled
    2) Flights to and from Astana are still showing as “scheduled”, but there is no air traffic live on the map for Astana
    3) The most tracked flights in the world on FlightRadar24 are ones over Kazakhstan

    • db

      Is this in relation to that little vid someone posted this morning about people stopping a militarty truck?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Their entire government collapsed in the last day or so. Reports were Almaty airport was in the hands of protestors.

      • db

        Guess I missed that one.

        Khazakhstan seems a nice place. Maybe they’ll be sane.

      • db

        Wait, their entire government collapsed? I guess they should have banned bison headgear.

      • db

        Maybe they’ll Caucescu their asses.

    • Tundra

      Maybe third.

      • Ozymandias

        Yes. That’s a good point. The Taiwan leak was, however, promptly reported.

      • db

        If you read far enough into the bprice article, he explains what’s apparently going on there…lots of mutations from the original known strain, and a suspicious ratio of “functional” to “silent” mutations. The claim is that the ratio is outside of what could be expected for a naturally evolved strain.

        That’s the argument. I don’t have enough knowledge of this field to determine whether it’s a good one. He quotes some professionals in the field discussing this ratio as indicative of possible engineering rather than natural mutations.

      • juris imprudent

        I kicked that over to my son, who has a PhD in bio-chem and is deep into bio-informatics. I’m waiting for his take on TES.

    • Count Potato

      I’m a bit skeptical that omicron was a lab leak prior to alpha (which I do believe was a lab leak). The odds of two viruses both escaping, and both being so similar to be variants of each other seems astronomical.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Have we discussed that Sars-COVID19 might be a purposeful Chinese biological weapon used to cripple the us economy, get rid of Trump, and allow commies around the World to institute tyrannical “safety” protocols?

      Or it was an accidental release of chinese biological weapon.

      Or it was completely natural event.

      Those are the only options.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Sorry. Could be purposeful biological weapon released by another nation to frame China. This seems very unlikely but is the 4th possibility, so I decided to include.

  33. UnCivilServant

    Evening, Glibs.

    In thinking about what I’m not managing to do right, I’m coming to the conclusion that I’m not applying enough force with the hammer.

    The problem is, after about seven hours of hammer work, the arm gets a bit leaden.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Yeah, I’m impressed you can do that much in a single day. That’s a lifetime training thing historically – even if you lift a lot – not many exercises use those same repetitive motions – certainly not for that amount of time. You’ve got a ton of discipline.

      • UnCivilServant

        The reheating times give a bit of a reprieve. There are breaks when the instructor demos the next stage of the project, and lunch is an hour. I have the most trouble just before lunch and just before the end of the day, and it makes me really cranky, because I’m the only one I see slowing down.

      • ron73440

        Don’t worry about what the others do, swinging a hammer like that takes some getting used to.

        If you push too hard trying to keep up with your perception of them, that’s an easy way to injure yourself.

      • UnCivilServant

        I tell myself that, but when have a lump of steel that simply refuses to move and they’re coming up with onrate almost foil thin leaves, I get frustrated. I accidentally made a spoon from one trying to get a leaf to form.

      • EvilSheldon

        People who are generally successful and talented often have the worst time learning new things, because they’re used to being successful and talented. “Why can’t I get this right, I must be some kind of idiot…” Don’t do this to yourself. This kind of self-cruelty only leads to despair and abandonment. To learn new things, you need to be gentle with yourself, and you need to leave some gas in the tank.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am pretty sure I narrowed the problem down to “I am out of shape and not hitting with sufficient force after hours of hammering.”

      • kinnath

        “If you are not failing, you are not trying.”

        That was a poster on the wall back in the old days when engineers were actually supposed to be involved in solving problems instead of keeping accounting records.

      • juris imprudent

        Or doing Powerpoint.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        As a frame of reference, at the height of my carpentry days I could drive a nail into wood with 1 hit.

        It takes practice otherwise they wouldnt have people called master armorers or journeyman steelworkers.

        I had multiple family members that crafted wrought iron fences. They had forearms like bears.

    • Not Adahn

      Welcome to the wonderful world of bursitis.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Follow through, make that anvil ring!

      • UnCivilServant

        If the anvil’s ringing, you missed the work piece, or it’s gone cold.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, you can get some ring from a good hit.

        I’m sorry, I’m still recovering from a bout of crankiness.

        I’ll be back at the anvil tommorow, still failing to make a leaf.

      • UnCivilServant

        I appreciate the cheerful encouragement. I’m just not sure I’m showing it correctly.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Follow through requires pace my man, pace yourself,
        Cheers!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Round them up

    A White House reporter asked press secretary Jen Psaki Wednesday why President Biden hasn’t focused more on “scolding” unvaccinated Americans.

    Citing the approach of French President Emmanuel Macron, who raised eyebrows this week when he said he intended to “piss off” unvaccinated people in his country, Politico’s Daniel Lippman wondered if Biden would employ a sharper approach to those who remain unvaccinated.

    “Since there are millions of Americans who have not been persuaded by the various government campaigns to get vaccinated, why hasn’t the president focused more on scolding the unvaccinated to try to tell them, hey, this is not working for society, we keep getting these shutdowns,” he said.

    Sure, why not?

    • one true athena

      Because there’s nothing adults love more than being scolded?

      I’m beginning to think some of these people really were hatched from an egg, because they have no idea about humans at all.

      • Ozymandias

        It’s almost as if they’re trying to provoke an incident…

    • rhywun

      Blow it out your ass, Politico. The existing attempts at “scolding” us are blatantly illegal and even Biden knows it.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    I’m coming to the conclusion that I’m not applying enough force with the hammer.

    Not trying to be a dick, but aren’t you supposed to let the hammer do the work?

    • UnCivilServant

      No. These are manual hammers, not power hammers.

      If you just let it fall, it won’t hit with enough force to do anything.

      • Count Potato

        Try to grab the handle as far down as you can without losing your grip.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s almost as if they’re trying to provoke an incident…

    This.

    • EvilSheldon

      This would be kind of like turning in a 7:59 lap on the Nürburging Nordschleife in a souped-up Escalade.

      • kinnath

        The DHL truck was awesome.

      • l0b0t

        It kept getting better and better – OMG, that motorcoach, OMG, that Suburban, OMG, that VW minibus, OMG, that camper, OMG, that go-cart.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        This particular video didn’t even feature the A-Team Off-Brand Van

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Wow! That must have been the chance of a lifetime for the pilot!

      • db

        I have a friend who works for a company that has a Falcon as their corporate jet. She got to fly on it and chose the jump seat. The pics she sent from the cockpit are amazing. It’s a beauty of systems and user interface design.

      • db

        Cockpit video of a C-17 flying the canyon https://youtu.be/T_nPUnFGRoI

        “sink rate”
        “sink rate”
        “terrain, terrain”
        “sink rate”
        “sink rate”
        “terrain, terrain”
        “terrain, terrain”

      • slumbrew

        I ended up on that video yesterday, after the Falcon video. Fantastic.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      awesome fun!

  37. kinnath

    Didn’t people here say they have or had a Honda Pilot and like it?

    We are looking at a 2007 Pilot with 213K miles. Want to know if this vehicle has plenty of life left in it.

    Any comments will be much appreciated.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I have a 2011 Honda Pilot with 125k miles. It’s a great vehicle that’s never had any repair issues. We plan on keeping until the wheels falls off.

      We have a steep hill that an F350 couldn’t quite get enough traction on while towing a trailer with ~6 tons of hay up to the barn. I was able to chain my 4wd Pilot to the truck and help it over the tough spots.

      • kinnath

        thanks

    • Brochettaward

      I fucking despise Jay Leno.

      He knows why.

  38. l0b0t

    I’m sad I missed the Disney discussion yesterday (or Monday?). If y’all are not familiar with this DerpTube channel, you might like it – https://www.youtube.com/c/Defunctland

  39. Certified Public Asshat

    Timcast trying to get cancelled with MTG on tonight.

    • Ted S.

      Magic: The Gathering is still a thing?

  40. KSuellington

    If you use toilet paper and you are a male then your ass is not clean. Dingleberry city. Using that ultra soft 2 ply is even worse, your ass is not dingleberry metropolis. You can wipe with tp till your bunghole is red and the roll is gone, it simply will not get totally clean. If you think it is use a wet wipe after the tp and see what you left on there. Unless you are using a bidet (or one of those fancy washlet things) or wipes it ain’t clean. It’s better than not using tp, but it ain’t clean.

    • Q Continuum

      Can we ever say an asshole is truly clean?

      • slumbrew

        Paging HM, HM to the white brown courtesy phone.

  41. db

    This Rekieta Law stream follows the opening arguments in a trial against a Wisconsin man who murdered and dismembered his parents. This prosecutor is telling an amazing story. It’s such a complete mess of a tragedy.