Corrector Novus Occidentis – 5

by | Feb 1, 2022 | Fiction | 170 comments

The First Seal is Broken – part II

An Isolated Incident I, IIIII; The First Seal is Broken I

Three operations and another half dozen officers of the law that weren’t going home again. The Corrector Novus Occidentis (CNO), whatever and whoever they were, had announced themselves with a simultaneous media blitz – as precise and calculated as every one of their attacks. And initially, just as mysterious – the FBI was absolutely stymied trying to tie together how it was done. There were no known organizations – not even ones the agency hadn’t been able to penetrate that appeared to have any of the requisite competence. Each agent who came to that realization had a moment where it became hard to swallow – a little tug of fear that tightened the throat.  It had always been so reliable – any organization could be identified, infiltrated, subverted and then prosecuted; this was a very different beast.

The digital sweeps, thanks to extensive cooperation from the NSA (and the assurance that none of this would end up in any court of law), had produced either so much data as to be useless or nothing when all of the filters were applied.  The most extensive surveillance of the internet, everything that crossed it, and nothing that even hinted at the communications of this group.  If there was a signal it couldn’t be detected through the noise.  The few tracks that did exist quickly led to dead ends.  Worse, the media blitz had given them the opening to create public awareness; now the government was answering questions (that it couldn’t answer) rather than directing the media in what to say. That was to say nothing of the questions from the Hill and the White House.  The political aspects were as bad, if not worse, than the actual loss of life.

The message from CNO was clear:

We are the Corrector Novus Occidentis.

We are the arm of justice that strikes the corrupt.

The corrupt have captured the fortress,

that is the people’s trust in our institutions.

The corrupt have to face accountability,

before trust can be properly restored.

The legislative branch created asset forfeiture – it legalized stealing.

The executive branch used this against the innocent as well as the guilty.

The judicial branch turned two blind eyes –

one on forfeiture, the other on qualified immunity.

Nor is this the only transgression against the Constitution and the People.

What choice did you leave the citizens of this country?

You created and sustained grievances with no redress;

thus, we are the redress.

There are none who are not accountable for what they do.

Accompanying this statement had been video snippets of the officers from all of the incidents, that were edited to incriminate them, in the public eye – some posted where they couldn’t be taken down or blocked. These were going viral, which was just damnable – the public being betrayed by what they saw and heard. Of course what the officers were doing was legitimate, there were laws they were upholding, even if it could be spun as legalized robbery. But no one who saw them could avoid just how bad it did look, even knowing the men talking were now dead. Were they really doing their duty? They sure seemed to take pleasure or at least have no remorse for taking money where there was no crime. Even Frank Regan found this disturbing and he hadn’t been disturbed by the reality of how agencies were flat out profiting from this.

No physical traces and nothing on the virtual side that wasn’t deliberately put before them, left the FBI in a state of frustrated impotence. It was like chasing ghosts.

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juris imprudent

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Winston Churchill

170 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I had the greatest cheesecake I’ve ever had the other day. This cheesecake could have been made by The Great Firster’s own hands and it couldn’t have been better. It nourished The First That Will Change Everything. I have to admit, I came a little bit with each bite. It was like having multiple orgasms – a gift given to each Firster.

    It came from a food truck that specializes in gourmet eggrolls which were pretty damn good, too.

  2. straffinrun

    The voters choose to be ripped off.

    • Ted S.

      They chose to rip off the people who didn’t vote for it.

      • straffinrun

        The govt’s pronouns are we/mine.

      • Chafed

        Lol

  3. kinnath

    Thanks for the compelling story.

  4. straffinrun

    Everybody has their breaking point. Guess taking half your shit, spying on you and sending your boys to war don’t reach it for most people.

    • Mojeaux

      Not enough people have had their shit stolen yet.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Profoundly perfect

      • rhywun

        Speaking of 401K’s… my company is moving ours again. That’s like the 4th time in a decade.

      • Hyperion

        10 years. Zu veel own nothing and Zu veeel be happy

  5. pistoffnick the refusnik

    I’m hooked. Looking forward to the next installment, juris.

    • Fourscore

      More and more intriguing as I put myself in Regan’s WTF shoes.

      Thanks, JI, now to wait another week…

  6. DEG

    No physical traces and nothing on the virtual side that wasn’t deliberately put before them, left the FBI in a state of frustrated impotence. It was like chasing ghosts.

    I’m wondering if it is coming from the inside.

    • Lackadaisical

      That would explain shooting the dog.

  7. pistoffnick the refusnik

    Life is too short for:

    *insert your answer here*

    • pistoffnick the refusnik

      bad pizza

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        perfunctory sex

      • kinnath

        Some guy was trying to explain why sex is more “successful” for men than for women.

        “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad is still pretty good.” — supposedly not true for women.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        *blues riff*
        If it weren’t fer perfunctory sex,
        I wouldn’t have no sex at’all
        **blues riff outro*

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I’m just lookin’ for a girl who knows what “perfunctory” means.

    • kinnath

      IPA

      tying back to the lunch post. 😉

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        Liquor is quicker!

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I’m a bottom shelf guy for vodka (I ain’t interested in the flavor, I just want to forget!), but I go top shelf for toilet paper, dark chocolate, truck tires, motor oil, cheese, and gin.

      • rhywun

        I bought the Ghirardelli hot cocoa that everyone was raving about. I’m looking forward to pouring some Grand Marnier into it.

      • rhywun

        As something of a vodka connoisseur, I can say that there really is a difference between top shelf and bottom shelf.

        Not that I can afford top shelf at the rate I consume it.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I did a taste test with a friend once.
        One the rocks? Grey goose wins.
        Mixed with Fresca or Diet Squirt (which has become hard to find and Is my preferred evening tipple), bottom shelf is more than fine.

      • rhywun

        I love Squirt but it’s hard to find here too.

        I don’t drink on the rocks but I go mid-shelf for my highballs. Bottom shelf is a little rough even for that.

      • PudPaisley

        My buddy who drinks more than his fair share of mixers almost exclusively uses Diet Sundrop.

      • rhywun

        Sundrop

        Not sure I have ever seen that in the wild.

      • PudPaisley

        I think it might be popular in just a few regions, including Wisconsin and MInnesoda. A cheaper version of Mello Yello or Mountain Dew.

      • rhywun

        Seems like Squirt is the only one of these without caffeine. I did Mt. Dew for 20 years… I want the no caffeine.

      • PudPaisley

        Squirt was always my go-to for mixed drinks before I became a quitter.

      • Sean

        Pinnacle vodka is where it’s at for quality/cost.

    • DEG

      public health fascism.

      Or is that too serious of an answer?

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        simple fascism will do, Mr. Connery.
        What is your next category on Jeopardy?

      • DEG

        Tig ol bitties for $200 please Alex.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Answering your own questions

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        In my experience, as a Structural Test Engineer for a major airplane manufacturer, the FAA could answer a LOT of their own fucking questions. If only they were smart enough.

      • tripacer

        “Those who can’t do- teach. Those who can’t teach… work for the FAA” -A&P instructor

      • tripacer

        (radar techs excluded of course)

      • Ownbestenemy

        You ain’t wrong about any of that.

    • Zwak, holding the spinal column of JFK wrapped in Marilyn Monroes neglegie

      First wives.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I can’t disagree. I spent 26.5 years taking every piece of shit my my first wife dished out. We dated for 6 years before that.
        /loyal to a fault

      • Zwak, holding the spinal column of JFK wrapped in Marilyn Monroes neglegie

        Yeeeeaaahh, you have me beat by an order of magnitude on the first wife action.

      • Fourscore

        And now I’ve taken almost 48 years of the same abuse from # 2 but the cooking is much better, IYKWIM

      • Mojeaux

        Um… I’m a first wife…

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        Have you dished significant shit?

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        It’s not the placement (first, second, third…), it is the dishing of shit.

      • Mojeaux

        I try not to.

      • Chafed

        Simply making the effort is appreciated.

      • kinnath

        I still have my first wife.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        You chose well.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I…thought I chose well, but I did not.

      • Chafed

        I know the feeling.

      • straffinrun

        Guess I chose the wrong chalice.

      • straffinrun

        Yep. I don’t have the energy to find a new one.

      • Zwak, holding the spinal column of JFK wrapped in Marilyn Monroes neglegie

        So, I am my wife’s first husband, but she is my second wife. Make of that what you will.

        Mostly, I was supporting Nick.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I appreciate that, even though you somehow wrested the spinal column of dead JFK and wrapped it in Marilyn’s negligee.

      • Zwak, holding the spinal column of JFK wrapped in Marilyn Monroes neglegie

        It’s my badge of office.

  8. DEG

    If Sean stops by, yep, I saw the news about the Atilis Gym owner running for Congress. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’ll get anywhere.

    • Sean

      NJ is fickle these days…

      I want to believe.

  9. juris imprudent

    Glad everyone is enjoying. I’m enjoying writing, and I can say that the perspective that has captured my interest wasn’t where I originally thought it would go either. I’ll be on the road when next week’s installment drops.

    • kinnath

      thanks for the story.

      we will muddle through without you.

      safe travels.

      • Fourscore

        No muddling for me, other than through life.

    • DEG

      Enjoy the trip!

      Thanks for the story!

    • Mojeaux

      Once you build the character, they kind of take on a life of their own. You aren’t directing their action. You’re just trying to keep up as you run along behind.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, by the way, I’m enjoying it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Some of mine are telling me I should get back to them.

        They are Impatient.

      • Fourscore

        “Once you build the character, they kind of take on a life of their own.”

        So, we may see Biden come to life yet? I can’t wait forever.

        Bad enough I have to wait a week for Juris, Animal, Yusef

    • straffinrun

      Tapping into my suppressed murderous fantasies is always welcome. TY.

  10. Tulip

    Hey l0B0T: Not only am I enjoying the Great British Sewing Bee, but I realized this is the perfect gift for my sister’s birthday. I just ordered a drive to copy them onto and will give it to her. Thanks again.

    I’m also rearranging furniture so I can get my sewing stuff out. I have some unfinished projects and ideas for new ones.

    • Mojeaux

      Today my husband asked me to mend a little thing on his jacket and I realized something: I really hate sewing. I have all the stuff. I can do lots of repairs and make my own clothes and quilts and whatnot if I want to, but…I don’t. All these years and I never knew I hated it. He said, “Or shall I take it to the tailor you’ve been using?” Yes, that.

      Yet I love fabrics and fabric stores and fashion and quilts and sewing crafts. So, this is all kinds of fucked up.

      • slumbrew

        “But you hate people!”

        “Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?”

      • Shpip

        +37 (not in a row)

      • straffinrun

        I love doing things I hate.

    • Tulip

      My sister is really good at sewing. She made my nieces costumes for synchronized swimming, altered all their prom dresses (bought at discount places because they could find sorta what they wanted and then she made it exactly what they wanted) she makes purses. he is really, really, good and she will absolutely love this show.

    • Mojeaux

      You are definitely improving.

  11. Mojeaux

    If KK is our resident aviation geek, I am our resident train geek.

    • creech

      Mo, you a member of NRHS and subscriber to several train enthusiast mags?

      • Mojeaux

        *hangs head*

        *sighs*

        No.

    • PudPaisley

      Thought you might find this interesting. I spend a lot of time working at a customer’s house about 100 yards upriver from this really old swing bridge on the Mississippi.

      It’s really cool watching it open and barges go through. It’s an ancient relic. The part that swings open is 3.5 football fields long.

      Since the river curves just before the bridge, the longer barges aim towards shore, then back churn to straighten out to go through. The tugs are right in front of my customer’s property when they do this. If they come in hot or the current is really strong, they power up all the engines and sometimes it takes them almost an hour to straighten out and the tugs are so close to shore I can almost jump onto the boat from a point on land (a little exaggeration). In the spring when the water is high and fast moving, another tug will hang out and help slow down and guide the barges through.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Crosse_Rail_Bridge

      • Mojeaux

        Oooooh, neat!!! Thank you!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Railfan if nice, foamer if not or being self deprecating.

      *raises hand*

    • Chafed

      We definitely need more virtue signaling.

    • rhywun

      2015 lol

    • Chafed

      What did he do to deserve that?

      • Mojeaux

        He knows what he did.

      • Chafed

        It must have been bad.

      • Tundra

        Sorry, is that supposed to be punishment?

      • Mojeaux

        See, you get me.

      • Mojeaux

        Naw, I’m just throwing out stuff I really like, even if it is sappy. I’m not totally and completely all about Motley Crue all the time.

        Here’s another one.

      • Tundra

        I love all of those.

        Honestly, they remind me of doing my paper route early in the morning with my transistor radio tuned to KDWB.

        Sappy is underrated.

      • Mojeaux

        “Tucson, Arizona (Gazette)” is my favorite Fogelberg song ever. It’s almost as depressing as this one.

      • Mojeaux

        I FLOVE THAT SONG!

      • Mojeaux

        We need to have a radio show.

      • Tundra

        That’s a really good one!

        The place I get my hair cut has kick ass music playing all the time. The girl that cuts my hair might be 30, but possibly younger.

        We sang this together last time I was there.

        Anyone who says the music of the ’70s sucks is an ignorant douchebag.

      • Tundra

        Ok, let’s do it!

      • Mojeaux

        I want to be Ann and Nancy when I grow up.

      • Mojeaux

        Anyone who says the music of the ’70s sucks is an ignorant douchebag.

        And then there is my patron saint. (Pssst…I wrote that into a book as the wedding processional.)

      • Tundra

        You are killing me.

        Which book?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Man, we need to get the two of you a room. Preferably one filled with microphones and recording equipment so you can sing each others’ brains out.

        (Not a euphemism.)

      • Mojeaux

        Black Jack. I’ve dropped a sample here before.

        Karen is the hero’s favorite music artist. He hates live music, but he tells the heroine that there is only one pure voice, only one he would pay any amount of money to hear sing live, which is possibly the most romantic thing any man has ever said to the heroine.

      • Tundra

        Lol. I think Mo and I might have been separated at birth.

      • Tundra

        OK. Got Black Jack.

        Will report back!

      • Mojeaux

        It’s an awesome idea, but I would have no idea how to go about doing that.

        GLIB, your home of 70s sap.

      • PudPaisley

        I seen Ann a couple years ago at Warren Hayne’s Xmas Jam and her voice is still really good.

        She did a couple impromptu songs between bands, including this heartfelt one. It was moving.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2xQ2EAF3E

        About 1:30 AM she joined Gov’t Mule on stage and they rocked out until about 3.

        Oh, and 70’s is the best music decade. So much variety.

    • Chafed

      My hero. Schwing!

  12. LCDR_Fish

    Great beer article earlier PutridMeat. I don’t have much “aging” at the moment other than some heavier holiday stouts from Hardywood. One of my buddies has a “subscription” with them and gets multiples of everything they put out every year. I think he has most of them in storage too.

    I need to free up a little more climate controlled space – particularly since – like you, I’m watching carbs currently.

    Also more small breweries opening up in central VA the last couple of years – but I haven’t really had time/opportunity to check them out yet. (also another one here in Colonial Beach – may try later this month).

    Seems most of them do cans/crowlers/growlers at most and only the larger ones really bottle on their own. May be jumping to conclusions a little.

    • Plinker762

      I’ve helped a few of Mel’s cousins cross the rainbow bridge.

    • TARDis

      Just dying to get out of Joisy.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What she said would have been enough to get anyone of the non-leftist persuasion permanently cancelled.

      Besides being wholly ignorant.

    • TARDis

      Race lecturer, racism promoter; potato, potahto.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Schizophrenia

      • Not Adahn

        If only Drumph hadn’t cancelled mental health funding!

    • Not Adahn

      Remember: a “lecturer ” is just a TA who’s not enrolled in a degree program.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Any time a cop quits because continuing to be a cop violates his or her principles is a win.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, Chip, Sean, & Plinky!

      ::looks at weather radar showing a mass of rain/”wintry mix”/snow bearing down on SW OH:: I don’t think any groundhog around here is going to see his shadow today, so…yay?

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t trust the forecasting ability of an overgrown rodent.

      • Not Adahn

        Justin Trudeau isn’t a weathermxn.

      • Plinker762

        -27F here in Fairbanks, glad to be flying home today.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, TARDy!

      “US Federal Debt to GDP Ratio: 128.02%”

      I don’t think my CU would give them a loan with that sort of debt to “income” ratio.

      • UnCivilServant

        GDP isn’t even the income. The upper bound on revenue is about 19% of GDP. So the ratio is more like 6.7 to 1

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ve never really been involved in the lending side of the CU, but I HAVE learned “Never give a loan to someone with a two-digit credit score* and a four-digit DTI ratio.”

        *Yes, I know. Exaggerated for effect.

      • TARDis

        That makes me even more impressed.

        I like that they broke out the debt for us stupid income taxpayers (not payroll). Moooo! Tax Cattle indeed.

      • TARDis

        Hello, GT! Hey the ratio is down from the record of 129%. We’re building back better!

    • TARDis

      :achievement:
      i before e, etc.

  13. Festus

    Mornin’ Glibbies! I know that I foreswore any “Proggy-in-the-Mist posts many months ago but I’ll share a positive one. My scared little duckling has spread her wings and found a beau (technically a belle)! She has become her own boss, lost a bunch of weight and seems to have conquered most of her debilitating fear of human interaction. This makes me happy. What makes me unhappy is hearing relationship details, especially intimate ones. Girl, I know you are excited about this but no, I am not your sounding board nor am I a woman. Boundaries, please. I’m glad to have helped her along but I don’t want to hear about how the sausage is unmade.

    • Festus

      Meant to say that I’ve fed a stray cat, grown fond of her and now here we are…

      • Not Adahn

        Record her descriptions, then upload? Please?

      • Festus

        Um, mighty fine?

      • Festus

        Minds out of the gutter, please!

  14. Gender Traitor

    ::grumbles:: Technogeeks, what does it mean when my laptop’s wireless network adapter keeps needing to be reset?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Your computer is lousy with viruses after playing too much porn?

    • Festus

      You probably need to buy one of those plug-in adapters. Worked a treat for my ancient Asus. They’re cheap.

      • Festus

        Or what TH said.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I totally haven’t had that happen to me in the past. No sir.

    • UnCivilServant

      Typically not good.

      First thing would be to see if it’s a signal issue by testing from alternate locations relative to the router.
      Second would be to check for newer drivers in case there’s a software fix.
      Worst case the hardware is failing. If it’s integral as most modern wireless cards are, that’s not good.

      • UnCivilServant

        The first two cost nothing to fix. The last one would require a new piece of hardware, cheapest would be an external wireless adapter to take over from the failing internal one.

      • Not Adahn

        Mine has been failing. A reboot every couple of weeks or so brings it back. If it fails, I’ll plug in a cat-5.

    • Sean

      How do you know it’s not the router’s fault?

      • Ghostpatzer

        ^^^This. How is the stability of the connection with your smartphone?

    • Ghostpatzer

      I got a call the other day from a very nice Indian fellow named Doug who helped me clear the viruses from my laptop. They were so bad I had to pay him $500 but everything is OK now. I’ll bet he could help you.

  15. Sean

    Mornin’ everyone

  16. Ghostpatzer

    I’m really liking this series

    “It was like chasing ghosts.”

    Heh.