Daily Stoic Week 11

by | Mar 11, 2022 | Advice, LifeSkills, Musings | 194 comments

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Disclaimer: I’m not your Supervisor. These are my opinions after reading through these books a few times.

 

March 12

“Whenever someone has done wrong by you, immediately consider what notion of good or evil they had in doing it. For when you see that, you’ll feel compassion, instead of astonishment or rage. For you may yourself have the same notions of good and evil, or similar ones, in which case you’ll make an allowance for what they’ve done. But if you no longer hold the same notions, you’ll be more readily gracious for their error.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 7.26

I struggle with this one currently. When I look at all of the government officials who destroyed lives and denied medical services, along with people who cheer led and made excuses for them, it is hard to feel anything but rage. This is a reminder that the average person sees themselves as doing the best they can to fight a “pandemic” that the news has scared them into. That includes my mother, who really is smart enough to know better, but in conversation when I offered to send her what I was reading that convinced me it was all exaggerated, her response was, “no thanks, I’m pretty happy the way I am”. I will remember that she was trusting the experts and doing what she could to protect herself. This is not easy.

 

March 13

“Whenever you find yourself blaming providence, turn it around in your mind and you will see that what has happened is in keeping with reason.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 3.17.1

 

It is easy to feel wronged when things happen to me that I did not want to happen. When I had surgery and the subsequent infection, it was easy to say “why me?”. Not only was this minor compared to what other people have dealt with, what makes me so special that this thing which can happen to ANYONE, wouldn’t happen to me? If I can remember the world doesn’t care about me, either positively or negatively, then it will be much easier to retain perspective.

 

March 14

“Zeno would also say that nothing is more hostile to a firm grasp on knowledge than self-deception.”
—DIOGENES LAERTIUS, LIVES OF THE EMINENT PHILOSOPHERS, 7.23

It is important to be realistic about my shortcomings, this is difficult because I have a high opinion of myself. I don’t like to ask for help and this has bitten me a few times in my life. If I can not admit to myself I need help, then I will never improve and keep making the same mistakes in different areas.

 

March 15

“Were you to live three thousand years, or even a countless multiple of that, keep in mind that no one ever loses a life other than the one they are living, and no one ever lives a life other than the one
they are losing. The longest and the shortest life, then, amount to the same, for the present moment lasts the same for all and is all anyone possesses. No one can lose either the past or the future, for how can someone be deprived of what’s not theirs?”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 2.14

I will die someday, maybe soon. I will not be known past my great grand kids, if that far. I am not owed anymore than that and very easily could have been killed a few times in my younger years. I do not think I fear death, only the pain that usually comes with it. All I can do is live my life and understand these truths. My wife and kids know how I feel, so there will be no regrets there. I have told my wife if I die tomorrow, I have had the best life with her, so it is OK, I would rather have a short time with her than live to be 100 by myself.

 

March 16

“Hold sacred your capacity for understanding. For in it is all, that our ruling principle won’t allow anything to enter that is either inconsistent with nature or with the constitution of a logical creature. It’s what demands due diligence, care for others, and obedience to God.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 3.9

I do not let myself be ruled by emotion often. When I do, it’s usually anger. As long as I keep control of my thoughts , the anger stays away. When it does show up, it’s in a flash that shows up before I can counter it. I need to start anticipating these situations and ward them off before they become a problem.

 

March 17

“You are not your body and hair-style, but your capacity for choosing well. If your choices are beautiful, so too will you be.”
—EPICTETUS, DISCOURSES, 3.1.39b–40a

I am working hard to get back in shape. I also have long hair which I know is odd for a 50 year old man. These things are important to me. Why? I hate the feeling of being out of shape. I do not work out to impress other people and I do not let my running and gym time take over my life (much). As far as the hair, I am an 80’s metal head, and after 20 years in the Marines I missed having it. I am not perfect, this too is OK.

 

March 18

“Today I escaped from the crush of circumstances, or better put, I threw them out, for the crush wasn’t from outside me but in my own assumptions.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 9.13

I try not to let things outside of my control stress me out. If I am getting stressed because of an issue at work, I can take a few minutes to think about it and recenter myself. This will be tested on Friday, I have an appointment t the VA. Every time I put that stupid mask on I get irritated. Once I get irritated, I talk myself into anger. They think I have high blood pressure now. I do not have high blood pressure, except in there. I will listen to some relaxing music on the drive and try to ignore the stupidity of enforcing masks. I will also concentrate on the fact that no one makes me cover my nose. I am getting an elevated heartbeat typing about this. I need to remember, it is not the mask that pisses me off, it is my feelings about the mask and I have a choice in how I react. I will do my best to not let this affect me so much.

 

Today’s music is 80’s metal:

Dio

If you like Queensrÿche, Iron Maiden, Fates Warning and the like and have never heard of Crimson Glory you’re missing out.

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194 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    I struggle with this one currently.

    Wouldn’t the first tenet of stoicism be that it is about you and not anyone/everyone else? That at best we can master ourselves?

    • ron73440

      Yes, that’s what I struggle with.

  2. db

    I never realized how stoic my outlook on life is until you started posting these and I started reading them. Thanks, Ron!

    • ron73440

      You’re welcome.

  3. db

    “Today I escaped from the crush of circumstances, or better put, I threw them out, for the crush wasn’t from outside me but in my own assumptions.”

    The calls are always coming from inside the house.

    • mindyourbusiness

      True. Maybe the best answer to, “why me!” is, “why not?”

  4. DEG

    I do not let myself be ruled by emotion often. When I do, it’s usually anger.

    Oh boy. I’ve been bad here. I’ve come close to losing it a few times with what I’m working on at work.

    • R C Dean

      I think we all underestimate the sort of background level of fear/anxiety in our lives. I don’t get angry that much – more often frustration. But I think there is a background hum of fear/anxiety that we have just normalized.

      For me, I think what got me onto this was the endless stupid COVID crap. Which I have put my head down and put up with, especially at work, because of my anxiety about money and fear of losing my job.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        But I think there is a background hum of fear/anxiety that we have just normalized.

        Yep.

      • Tundra

        Absolutely. It’s really fucking dangerous. (Gee, why are booze sales setting records?)

      • ron73440

        we all underestimate the sort of background level of fear/anxiety in our lives.

        You might have a point there.

        I did better this time at not getting too riled up by myself at the hospital, but it was still there and the blood pressure was still high.

        they are sending me a home tester and I will do a video call with a nurse to see if I am correct about the stupid mask pissing me off and giving high pressure readings.

    • Ted S.

      I do not let myself be ruled by emotion often. When I do, it’s usually

      Dos Equis.

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    ” I have had the best life with her, so it is OK, I would rather have a short time with her than live to be 100 by myself.”
    Quoted for truth, and I still get to be 100, maybe.

    • ron73440

      I would rather go first if I had the choice, and that is mostly selfish.

  6. MikeS

    I got The Daily Stoic and Meditations on my Kindle. I’ve only scratched the surface so far, but I’m really looking forward to digging into this more.

    Thanks for doing these, Ron. Who knows…your sharing may lead to another person (maybe more than one) making an impactful, positive change in their life.

    • Sean

      I’m already the best possible version of me, but I appreciate what he does for the rest of you. ?

      • MikeS

        ^ The bigotry of low expectations ^

        ?

      • ron73440

        A few weeks ago, I said this was my theme song.

        Apparently, I was wrong and its Sean’s.

    • R C Dean

      I second MikeS. I think I was kinda aligned with Stoicism, but I really enjoy these.

      • ron73440

        Good to hear.

    • ron73440

      I read through both of those a couple times and then expanded to the other books I have listed up top.

      your sharing may lead to another person (maybe more than one) making an impactful, positive change in their life.

      That’s one of the reasons I started posting these.

  7. Ownbestenemy

    Before I scroll up and read the stoics….

    https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1502330104378433545

    JUST IN: The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine — On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war unfolding in Ukraine, Washington Post reported Friday.

    “Today I escaped from the crush of circumstances, or better put, I threw them out, for the crush wasn’t from outside me but in my own assumptions.”
    —MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 9.13

    • UnCivilServant

      Shouldn’t they skip the white house feed and get the messaging directly from their chinese masters?

    • rhywun

      Oh come on, that can’t be real.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s just stupid enough to be believable.

      • Nephilium

        How dare you. Those heroes of TikTok are INFLUENCERS!

      • db

        You misspelled “PROPAGANDISTS”

  8. PieInTheSky

    “Whenever you find yourself blaming providence, turn it around in your mind and you will see that what has happened is in keeping with reason.”

    that is easy to say when Kamala is not adding half an hour to your already long commute

    • MikeS

      But just think how much safer the world is now that she has been there.

    • ron73440

      that is easy to say when Kamala is not adding half an hour to your already long commute

      She is a witch that makes an elder vampire seem benign.

  9. PieInTheSky

    “Were you to live three thousand years, or even a countless multiple of that, keep in mind that no one ever loses a life other than the one they are living, and no one ever lives a life other than the one
    they are losing. The longest and the shortest life, then, amount to the same, for the present moment lasts the same for all and is all anyone possesses. No one can lose either the past or the future, for how can someone be deprived of what’s not theirs?”
    —MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 2.14

    Ill take the thousand plus

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, yeah, you’re only what? Half that?

    • ron73440

      I thought you were already past that.

  10. UnCivilServant

    There’s a good chance we will have no need for the contingency plans we’re going to be working on this afternoon given the updates I got this morning.

    To be honest, I really don’t mind. Plans B and C are both more work than Plan A. Oh, I’ll still draw up Plans B and C, because it’s friday afternoon, and it’s the perfect time to be wasting time.

    • UnCivilServant

      I [sarc]Love[/sarc] meetings where people start talking over each other.

      At least that meeting’s over… until next week.

      • Lackadaisical

        We must be going to the same meetings. It’s the worst on virtual meetings.

      • UnCivilServant

        It didn’t cross the threshold into an outright argument, so there is that.

        The saving grace is that the bureaucracy is delaying the item that is the deadline for the tech challenges to be overcome. The Comptroller has to review contracts in this dollar range, and they are still in their review period, so we can’t even bring the vendor people in, which is good because supply chain problems delayed the hardware, but we might have that online next week and get to the pre-requisites before the vendor even realizes we had aproblem.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Was it a GlibZoom?

      • UnCivilServant

        I haven’t been on one of those in a while because they get too crowded. I always feel rude trying to insert myself into the conversation that clearly doesn’t involve me.

        Work meetings however, I am an authoritative source for a lot of stuff, so I have less trouble getting my words in edgewise.

      • R C Dean

        “After considering the proposals that are on the table, my view is that y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. Because it’ll be a miracle if this works out.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Problem is, my boss and her boss’ boss were on the meeting. So I had to maintain certain decorum. (my boss’ boss was out today)

      • db

        You should join up. Just drink a lot and yell over Hyperbole when he monopolizes the conversation.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Now that is funny right there for many reasons.

      • db

        Would have been funnier if I called Hyperbole “she.”

      • The Hyperbole

        It’s not my fault you people don’t run structured Zooms with topic and a moderator.

      • db

        ouch

      • Swiss Servator

        “Turn in your category and comment cards, please.”

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        Ha! Zing!

  11. Lackadaisical

    Great submissions Ron, thanks for doing these.

    I’ve been getting really frustrated with my son lately so these are timely.

    • ron73440

      I hope they are helpful.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Oh JFC, that’s just what we need right now.

      • Lackadaisical

        The Pakistani response was surprisingly muted. Must have hit someone they didn’t like anyway.

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s almost written in cop speak:

      An object discharged in the general direction of Pakistan.

    • WTF

      There’s some kind of joke in there about technical support.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We tried calling, but we kept getting some guy from new jersey. Couldn’t understand a word he said.”

      • Lackadaisical

        Have you tried turning the missle on and off again?

      • Nephilium

        Kindly do the needful with the missile.

      • rhywun

        ^ there it is

      • Lackadaisical

        ?

        To most Indians they did the needful and fired it right at Pakistan.

      • UnCivilServant

        I always reacted to that as though they’d written “fuck off and do it already”. I don’t know why it irritated me so much.

      • slumbrew

        I’m with you – the phrase irritates me.

      • Nephilium

        slumbrew/UCS:

        I think because it’s so obviously wrong to any native English speaker, and it’s so commonly used.

      • slumbrew

        You’re probably right, Neph.

        I have a similar, visceral reaction to “funner”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Now you are just playing with geeses and gooses

      • rhywun

        Nah, it doesn’t bother me. Just makes me chuckle.

      • Swiss Servator

        Hate Birds and Hate Birdses.

  12. Lackadaisical

    The currency has only just begun to inflate. (Stolen, but reposting)

    https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/treasury-secretary-yellen-likely-another-year-inflation

    Wonder what changed in 4 months?

    https://www.npr.org/2021/11/03/1051877079/treasury-secretary-janet-yellen-inflation-climate-cop26

    ‘Yellen added in the CNBC interview that she does not “expect a recession” in the United States ‘

    … And we’re fucked. Nothing to do about it though, so try to stay stoic out there. Just setting expectations.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      she does not “expect a recession”

      Well, there’s some Grade A horseshit. I give it six months before a major credit market implosion.

      And this time, there’s going to be massive commodity inflation to go with the asset deflation. The middle class and below are going to get boned hard.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yup, I think within the next 6 months too.

        What asset classes? Homes specifically or across the board? :O

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Stocks, bonds, real estate will take a hit. Precious metals will probably take a temporary downturn as everybody starts desperately raising cash, but that won’t last.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t understand how home values can go down during inflation, except in as much as they need to make payments possible. Not saying it won’t happen it’s just hard to wrap my head around.

        Same with stocks, except they shouldn’t be as affected by rates in my mind (margin traders hardest hit, I guess)

        I guess if I think about it sad the time value of money it starts to make more sense.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My take: Everything you need to survive will get more much more expensive, everything you don’t will get liquidated to cope.

        We’re going to have competing trends of deflation in assets and the currency leading to massive volatility. It’s going to suck.

        It will be a bad time to be in luxury goods.

      • Gustave Lytton

        There’s a lot of luxury goods and a lot of the economy catering to luxury goods.

        I don’t mean just watches and rolexes but the sort of luxuries a rich society is able to afford. Like overstuffed HR departments and pencil pushing. Those sort of parasites will fight tooth and nail to hold onto their sinecures.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes. We’re going to see a lot of flushing out of the unnecessaries, and it’s going to be a battle.

        There’s a silver lining to all of this, but it’s going to be very unpleasant.

        And I don’t underestimate how hard the government/Fed is going to try to implement a digital currency standard. This is the fight of the 21st century.

      • Animal

        It will be a bad time to be in luxury goods.

        Candy. That’s the ticket. My double-cousin Russel worked for M&M-Mars for forty years. He always said that whenever the economy sucked, their sales went way up. His theory was that a candy bar is a cheap little thing, people buy one, eat it, and feel a little better for a while.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Related, these actions against Russia, or rather the widespread non concern is worrying me. Even if Russia pulled out of Ukraine and acceded to every demand (not in a pigs eye chance of happening), the sort of things governments and businesses have been doing (asset seizure, dropping business, MFN revocation, etc) will take years to unring. And that’s if Russia and every other unaligned country and even some aligned countries don’t get the clear message and start working on alternatives.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They will begin (already have really but kind of half measures) working on alternatives and they’d be crazy not to. It cannot be more clear that the entire western dominated financial system can and will be used as a blunt cudgel if the perceived need arises. Look for some no shit non halfhearted efforts into establishment of an alternative reserve currency once this Ukraine thing shakes out.

      • Lackadaisical

        Gustave, I don’t think we’ll see that bell unrung. Civil asset forfeiture isn’t going anywhere and neither is this crap… Whatever it is.

    • R C Dean

      she does not “expect a recession” in the United States

      Then she is either lying or an idiot. The gold standard advance warning of a recession is the yield curve inverting.

      Guess what is happening now? Which she certainly knows about, BTW.

      • Lackadaisical

        Hm, didn’t that happen like 6 months ago as well, though?

      • R C Dean

        I think it was briefly inverted in early 2020, just as COVID was getting going. I also think I recall that we dodged being in a technical recession (two consecutive quarters of negative growth) by a hair in 2020.

        I don’t recall it being inverted last year, but I don’t follow it all that closely.

      • Lackadaisical

        You’re correct. I have a shit memory, geeze.

      • Nephilium

        Maybe she expects a depression in the US?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m a bit surprised that it hasn’t happened already. When we moved back to TX in May 2020, I thought we had 18 months until a recession.

      • Tundra

        Money printer working overtime to push it out, I guess.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

        We’re going to pay for it dearly now.

  13. hayeksplosives

    I don’t know if it would count as stoic, but I am generally unfazed by people and events around me that I know I can’t or shouldn’t control.

    I have a high threshold for pain.

    What can unbalance me in a real hurry is injustice, whether toward me or someone I love. Being falsely accused, or being wronged with no consequences to the wrongdoer. RAGE MODE ACTIVATED!!! I try to choose my battles better now though.

    • Lackadaisical

      Would you say your anger is… Explosive?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        We have a 10-66 HQ. I repeat a 10-66.

    • Pine_Tree

      Yeah, my 2 are when I’m wrongly accused and when somebody is shirking their duty. Those move me right to 11. Everything else I’m down around 1.

  14. juris imprudent

    I try to choose my battles better now though.

    OW, not your fault, that’s just a very sensitive nerve. My whole life I have been so bad at this.

    • MikeS

      +1 Abby Normal

    • Tundra

      Very effective when mounted on pikes outside. Sets a certain tone.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    ‘Yellen added in the CNBC interview that she does not “expect a recession” in the United States ‘

    As long as we don’t call it a recession, there is no recession.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just think of it as getting ready for another round of Funemployment, only this time with extremely high energy prices.

      • Nephilium

        It’ll be a funcession!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        As long as I get my Soma and my Victory Gin I’ll be fine.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    A box of human heads? Was the guy on his way to the taxidermist?

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t understand how home values can go down during inflation, except in as much as they need to make payments possible. Not saying it won’t happen it’s just hard to wrap my head around.

    Interest rates.

    • Lackadaisical

      Right, I agree. Somehow I have been assuming that pay will also rise, as it had been lately, but there’s hardly any guarantee of that I suppose, and anyway won’t make up for doubling of interest rates for most people.

    • R C Dean

      Yup. People don’t buy the purchase price, they buy the monthly payment. Interest up, monthly payments up, what gets adjusted is the purchase price.

    • MikeS

      Kafoury hopes the event signals to residents to “take a moment to grieve for those we’ve lost and also to grieve for what we’ve lost as a community,” she said.

      I have a feeling she has different metrics for measuring that than we do.

  18. MikeS

    I guess I need to apologize to Kamala Harris for the criticism I’ve leveled at her. Turns out I’ve been completely unfair to her because I am a racist, misogynist, and…*checks notes*…oh yes; I am angry about the deserved criticism that Sarah Palin received and I want some payback.

    Ugh. Note to self: 1st step to becoming a Stoic is to stop clicking on any story having anything to do with The View.

    • Grumbletarian

      Someone should ask those harridans if they agree that Kamala Harris is the pinnacle of human evolution, or, by disagreeing with that statement, admit they are racists and misogynists.

    • Nephilium

      Mike, I’m guessing you didn’t know that Kamala is a small person, and you being a much larger person are just trying to take her spotlight. And that’s wrong.

      • Grumbletarian

        No, he just wants to date Kamala.

      • Sean

        *golf clap*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The View?

      Why would you do that?

  19. Ownbestenemy

    db…listening to the safety debrief about that incident… man. Pilot admitted he should have went around rather than try to make left turn base less than .23 miles from rwy.

    • db

      hahahah, you think?

      • Ownbestenemy

        They are asking why our taxiway prediction safety logic didn’t go off…uh…cause he practically turned right onto it…

    • db

      What, that’s not the definition of “stabilized approach?”

      • juris imprudent

        In one sense that’s a helluva landing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Jam it in there man.

      I flew with a guy one time who side-slipped a Mooney from 3000 feet almost directly over the runway and landed.

      Or rather, he had me do it as I was still learning and he was an instructor. My asshole was rather tight.

  20. db

    Dr. Girlfriend is headed out with her friends to go see the Pens/Knights game tonight, so I’m breaking out the sous vide and prepping a ribeye.

    • slumbrew

      Nice.

      I’ve done both sous vide and reverse sear – I get the argument about the sous vide method resulting in a lot more moisture on your meat (phrasing!) and, thus, harder to get a good final sear but the fool-proof-ness of sous vide is just so great.

      • db

        I make sure to rub the meat dry before searing

      • Ownbestenemy

        Make sure you pat it down before you slap it on the grill

      • slumbrew

        I do dry it off as best I can, still seems to end up being more dry with the reverse sear.

        Either way, I haven’t done it in a bit – my exhaust fan isn’t really up to the task, so the whole (small) place ends up smelling of seared meat. Somehow my wife thinks that’s a bad thing.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Way to ruin the joke Carl.

      • slumbrew

        I know, I know. I’m the worst.

      • R C Dean

        We do the sear on our grill after sous viding. We’ve got one of them fancy “infrared” burners, which isn’t infrared at all, but jiminy does it get hot.

      • db

        We got a grill from a friend (free! just disassemble every single gas valve and clean/unjam it) that has one of those. It does a great job of searing. I don’t think I can use it tonight though because it’s too cold to get a good flow of propane out of the bottle.

        I have a good searing griddle for our cooktop though, so that’ll work.

  21. Gustave Lytton

    I love how the gun grabbers in Congress are falling over themselves to arm Ukrainians with the sort of weapons that are far beyond the type they wish to grab. And yet the cognitive dissonance prevails.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What was it, no more than a couple years ago them saying “You think you can fight us with your AR-15s? We have F-15s and nuclear weapons!”

      • db

        Oh shit I just figured it out. This is all being engineered to get Putin to nuke the deplorables for them.

        I think they may have miscalculated, because Russian rocketeers probably have a different target list…

    • rhywun

      The Ukrainians pinky-swear that only trained soldiers will get them. I mean, come on.

  22. Tundra

    These are all kind of related. I’ve been reading about the necessity of shrinking your world when things get too squirrely. The idea that you let go of that which is not in your immediate circle (self, family community) and focus instead on where you can make real improvements.

    I can’t do shit about Ukraine or the out of control government, but I can take of my health, knowledge and the well being of people around me.

    Good stuff as always, Ron. Thanks.

    • Sean

      Three things I don’t need. Meh.

      And with Palmetto State bringing steel case commie caliber manufacturing to the states, I don’t need anything from Russia.

      • Tundra

        Sucks for the Russian businesses, though.

        Punishing people for their fucked up government is pretty uncool.

      • R C Dean

        That’s the dilemma, though. The only way to get to a fucked up government is through their subjects – all governments exist behind a human shield (by design).

        If you’re not willing to inflict collateral damage, its impossible to engage. And the fucked up government gets its way.

      • Lackadaisical

        Collateral damage is usually accidental I’m reaching the enemy, purposefully targeting civilians is different.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What do want to bet government officials sent their staff out to buy up caviar first?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t like that our head douchebags can just wave a magic wand and cut off imports Willy nilly. Nossir, I don’t like it at all.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      YouTube sux balls

    • Lackadaisical

      Jesus. What crap. How much correct info is going to be blocked about this topic?

      • Ownbestenemy

        They have to make room for the designated propagandist that thew WH is briefing

    • Lackadaisical

      Oh, I know. Bad luck?

      No, profiteering!

  23. rhywun

    Oh, hallelujah. They’ve resumed tearing down the building next door that was stopped six months ago because of “unsafe practices”.

    I was wondering why I was getting a headache from the loud jackhammering outside my office window all day.

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The neighbor who alleged that my wife and I were stealing from her is getting a visit from multiple cops and the fire department right now. I feel bad for her, but I’m glad we’re well removed from that shitshow. She’s probably out of her mind again.

    • Sensei

      Just a sad situation all the way around.

    • db

      Sorry to hear that. Glad you got separated.

  25. db

    Between tonight and tomorrow, we’re expected to get between 2 and 5 inches of snow.

    WTF, weather? I hate this ping-pong shit. It was 70 degress for a day or two last week. This week it’s been in the 20s-30s.

    • Tres Cool

      Welcome to SW Ohio. I think we’re getting 3-5″ and just a couple days ago I was grilling wearing shorts.

      Gaia is a fickle cunte. She always PMS’s this time of year.

    • Nephilium

      Just started snowing here about an hour ago. Just sticking on grass at this point, supposed to be about 3 inches here by tomorrow.

      Next week, mid to upper 60’s.

    • Animal

      Not sure what he’s smoking, but it must be good stuff.

    • ron73440

      That’s a “serious” libertarian.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, periodically I think “Eh, Robby’s not so bad. He’s just too easy to make fun of.”

      And then he reminds why he got tagged as the epitome of a cocktail party cosmotarian. Trump could keel over with a heart attack tomorrow, and it wouldn’t improve Romney’s odds of winning a Presidential election one bit.

    • Lackadaisical

      That’s a hot take. Might need some oven mitts.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s exquisitely retarded.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sheeyitt, that mofo needs to switch to a nontoxic hair care product. He’s damaged his brain.

    • rhywun

      He sure does have his finger on the pulse of not-Dems.

    • Not Adahn

      I ain’t gonna lie, I’d like one of those fudd stocks to use until the SAFE act gets tossed by SCOTUS.

  26. pistoffnick the refusnik

    I’m taking Export Compliance training for work. Carbon fiber cloth is considered a nuclear munition according to our government betters and therefor a restricted item.

    FFS!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      What’s its HS Code and ECCN?

    • Sensei

      How will Porsche create all the little non structural carbon fiber trim bits in their 911s now?

      (I’ve got to admit that CF interior trim looks smart however.)

      Or do you have way more money than common sense? Are you balding, over 50 and recently divorced? If so we have just what you need…

      These Carbon Fiber Wheels Might Be the Coolest Part of the C8 Corvette Z06

    • Sensei

      Given the size it’s legal in like what maybe 25 states here?

      I know it is a no go in NJ.

      • Sean

        🙂

      • Tundra

        10/10

      • Not Adahn

        Not enough people care about the right to arm bears.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re going to yank him?

      • Ownbestenemy

        They offered to reach around the deal but he was hand tied at the moment.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Seems he has more to come

    • ron73440

      I guess he’ll have to expose himself to new co-workers.

    • Tres Cool

      “SOURCE: “Jeffrey Toobin’s days at
      @CNN
      will be in the single digits once the Discovery deal closes””

      Oh, he’ll beat it.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Thanks for the copypasta – I always forget to do that for the blocked

    • Gender Traitor

      They’re palming him off on someone else?

      • Tres Cool

        + Palmela Handerson

    • R C Dean

      He’s got too much stroke at CNN to get fired.

    • db

      You can count them on one hand, which, importantly, leaves one free.

    • R C Dean

      Before she deleted it, I hope at least one person replied “OK, Groomer”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Now that will forever be the reply to those if I come across them.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Do you think the ‘slide into my…’ was intentional? Cause I think it was intentional.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They ditched Yandex too. What a shame.

    • Lackadaisical

      That .. really sucks.

      Why can’t we have nice things?

    • MikeS

      Well, that’s fucking depressing.