IFLA: The “Currier and Ives” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 13

by | Mar 13, 2022 | IFLA | 92 comments

Picturesque AF.

 

I can’t help but love living here.  It’s just too beautiful.  Pity about the people though.  And I know I’ll have to move away when I retire or I’ll die from a broken hip.

The stars are indicating a pretty good week, domestically.  The Mars/Venus conjunction continues to be the dominant feature, but has a number of other auspicious interactions.  On Tuesday, the waxing moon adds to the alignment indicating growth in a relationship or the beginning of a new one.  Wednesday and Thursday we get a supplemental alignment of Mercury and Jupiter with Venus, indicating that this luck/love is most applicable to an established or “legitimate” relationship.  It can also indicate that a governmental figure will make sexual overtures towards you, but knowing this crowd, I find that extremely unlikely.  That alignment doesn’t last as Mercury doesn’t stay in one place for very long.  By Friday, it’s moved into a different one, this time with the (still waxing) moon and Earth, in yet another indication of good luck at home.

 

If you want to find a wild Lily, check woodland streams. Particularly ones fed by snowmelt.

 

Overall, the conditions are not much changed since last week.  Aquarius sill has the Mars/Venus conjunction dragged down by Saturn (technically, don’t take your loved one for a boat ride) and Pisces has most (but not all) of the luck what with the sun, Mercury and Jupiter.  The moon in Scorpio indicates “things which are hidden,” but this week has been way too busy and I really don’t have time to go searching for what this particular hidden thing might be.  You’re on your own there, sorry.

There are two streams that run through the park called “Hemlock Trail.” Lily is evaluating which one is best for playing in.

 

Pisces:  5 of Swords – Humiliating defeat that leads to your gain.

Aries:  Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, rule, management.

Taurus:  4 of Coins reversed – Suspense, delay, opposition.

Gemini:  8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.  It could be worse — at least it’s not The Tower.

Cancer:  5 of Coins – Material trouble, love and lovers, concordance, affinities.

Leo:  10 of Wands reversed – Contrarieties, difficulties, intrigues.

Virgo:  Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement.

Libra:  King of Coins – Valor, realizing intelligence, business and intellectual aptitude, mathematical gifts, success in these fields.

Scorpio:  The Fool – Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewrayment.

Sagittarius:  Knight of Swords reversed – Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

Capricorn:  The Hermit Reversed – Concealment, disguise, policy, fear, unreasoned caution.

Aquarius:  The Hanged Man – Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy.

 

Not in the least bit happy.

 

 

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Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

92 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    this post is an hour early goddamnit. I did not yet finish my Szechuan Peppercorn and Chili Peppers Pilsener

    • Hyperion

      It’s OK, I already decreed that it’s hipster juice. My bottomless pit story lies abandoned as well.

    • EvilSheldon

      There’s really nothing wrong with pouring out a beer…

    • KSuellington

      Cave Creek Chili beer was one of the very few beers that I found to be utterly undrinkable. Two sips and I was done and poured the rest out, and I’m a guy who loves spicy food. Just not in my beer thanks.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Cancer: 5 of Coins – Material trouble, love and lovers, concordance, affinities. – wtf does that mean? speak sense stars

    • Sean

      Still beats Gemini.

    • Hyperion

      “wtf does that mean?”

      It means that if you throw something out there, anything, ‘someone’ will believe it. Then you set up your fortune teller kiosk and wait for ‘someone’ to bite…

      • Not Adahn

        “There’s a Truth Seeker born every minute.”

        -Philomenus Temujin Barnum

  3. Don escaped Texas

    Libra: King of Coins – Valor, realizing intelligence, business and intellectual aptitude, mathematical gifts, success in these fields.

    and chem weapons if some of this doesn’t come true – Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

    • Hyperion

      Hey, an idea, maybe if we can just learn Putin’s sign, Joe and Kammie can figure out how to beat him.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I know a lot of these jokes miss, but I do use the correct signs

        * runs from the room sobbing *

      • Hyperion

        That was actually supposed to be a follow up to your comment, not a refutation.

      • Don escaped Texas

        * tweaks sarcasm meter *

        Anyone seen HM lately?

      • Hyperion

        No, not in a long time.

  4. Don escaped Texas

    Scorpio: The Fool – Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewrayment.

    Well, I’m getting in something more than her Instagram – Pete Davidson

  5. Don escaped Texas

    Aries: Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, rule, management.

    My fifteen minutes aren’t over! shouldn’t be over! hello? is this mike on? – Rochelle Walensky

  6. Don escaped Texas

    Aquarius: The Hanged Man – Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy.

    The Fed takes inflation seriously, and its reputation is on the line in the coming months – Jerome Powell

  7. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Not in the least bit happy.’

    You mean the interior of your automobile, yes?

  8. Tundra

    Her smile in that first pic is priceless! What a happy girl!

    Leo: 10 of Wands reversed – Contrarieties, difficulties, intrigues.

    Ah, good. Back to normal.

  9. Hyperion

    Fake news!

  10. EvilSheldon

    Material trouble? Time to go shooting!

    • Not Adahn

      All of one hardy soul showed up yesterday. Just because 6″ of snow was falling and we had to uncover the shooting box before each shooter …

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: Knight of Swords reversed – Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

    Buy something expensive on credit?

  12. Mojeaux

    Been watching a lot of #vanlife vids. Ithink it’s cool, and I wish I could have done that when I was younger, but if simething hapoened to Mr Mojeaux, I don’t think I’d do it now. I road trip to get somewhere, not to stop and see the world’s biggest ball of yarn or stop by Bob Dole’s birthplace. I am not a dog person. But if I were a #vanlife person, I do believe I would become a dog person.

    Anyway, I’m doing my medical coding course (LEARN. TO. CODE.). It’s been pretty easy up till now. Now I have 131 pages of reading and exercises to get through in the 4-7 days allotted. (This is why I didn’t go to law school.) Since I’ve been getting through a section a day, and I am about 8 days ahead, this is really harshing my groove. I should be studying, but here I am, looking at my horror scope with you people. It doesn’t help that I’ve got questions and the instructors are given 1-3 business days to answer them. Oh well. Failure is not an option and so far my grade for tests and quizzes is 97%.

    • Sean

      97%

      • blackjack

        Brazil. Hole in one.

      • blackjack

        For context.

    • Ted S.

      For Glibertarians, W53.29 is the appropriate ICD-10 code.

      • Mojeaux

        I enjoy this game, but it made me wonder if this is what you do for a living?

      • Ted S.

        I do work with health insurance processing, but I only know a few of the codes that show up a lot (eg. E11.9 for diabetes, I10 for hypertension, and F84.0 for autism) since I don’t actually need to know them. I just figured that when you said you were learning medical coding, I’d open up an ICD-10 site and look up some of the more unusual codes.

        Speaking of F84.0, the local autism care center scam has a new radio spot out saying that the autism rate has changed again; it used to be 1 in 69 and has steadily increased to where they’re now claiming it’s 1 in 44. If everybody has autism, does anybody have autism?

      • Don escaped Texas

        1 in 44

        I’m pretty sure I saw Meatloaf on FoxNews explain that the Pfizer vaccine alone is responsible for at least that rate.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Autism is a description of symptoms. It’s primarily caused by neurological inflammation.

        Could the vaccines cause an increase in the rate? I think so, but I don’t know what the vaccination rates are for the very young.

      • Don escaped Texas

        what part of MEATLOAF do you not understand !!!1!

      • Ted S.

        The part that wouldn’t be done for love.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sorry dude, I’m listening to a lecture on the book of Genesis. I’m barely keeping up with the names and begats at this moment. My attention is rather split.

      • Ted S.

        Gabriel-era Genesis or Collins-era Genesis?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Currently 100 year old Abraham is trying to convince his 90 year old wife Sara to get jiggy with him so they can conceive.

      • Ted S.

        Hawt.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        …100 year old Abraham…

        I hope to be that spry at 100.

      • TARDis

        Can you make heads or tails out the code book, Mo? I sure can’t. I just look at the pretty drawings.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, if you always go to the alpha first, and then the numeric second. But the exercises contain trick questions designed to force you to ask an instructor. “A coder NEVER guesses.” Well, when your instructor has 1-3 biz days to answer you and I have a deadline (self-imposed, but still), and it’s the weekend, it’s hard not to guess. In the workplace, I assume I can ask someone and get a near-immediate answer. So, on two questions (one graded), I had narrowed the code down to two each and I had to pick which one. I got both wrong, but I don’t know why, so Iam awaiting those responses.

        I need to get cracking. Those 131 pages aren’t going to read themselves.

        By the way, the course is designed to be finished in a year to 20 months with part-time study. I can spend 40 hours a week on it right now, so that is what I am doing.

      • TARDis

        I need to get cracking. Those 131 pages aren’t going to read themselves.
        Get to work, and ignore this rabble!

        Mrs. T. says she is going to set a test date to force herself to get cracking too. I asked it would help for me to disable her personal desktop which sits near her work laptop/dock. Bad idea.

      • Mojeaux

        Forgive me, but remind me what she is doing? What test is she preparing for?

      • TARDis

        Certified Coding Specialist (CCS)

      • Mojeaux

        Oh yes. I believe that is in my future, hopefully this year.

      • TARDis

        Well good luck. That is what you were going for, I thought.

      • Mojeaux

        There are a whole slew of them, according to the course I’m taking and I couldn’t remember all the acronyms or which one was top dog.

        AHIMA offers many credentials, including the Certified Coding Specialist (CCS) and/or Certified Coding Specialist – Physician-based (CCS-P). We encourage our graduates to take the CCS as soon as possible upon completion of our program. The Certified Coding Associate (CCA) is just not enough. Employers tell us they don’t have time to teach. They aren’t schools. The CCA is an introductory credential, but an inadequate preparation for a real coding situation. However, if a graduate has a CCS credential, “Then we’d have to take a look at them” in consideration of a medical coding job.

        AAPC provides several credentials including Certified Professional Coder (CPC), Certified Outpatient Coder (COC), and Certified Professional Biller (CPB). We encourage our coding students to take the CPC.

        The Andrews School Medical Coding program includes training in ICD-10-CM/PCS classification systems as well as CPT and HCPCS.

        So I will be taking CCS and I believe I’ll go for the CPC, too.

        It might seem I’m a little flighty about this, but all I needed to know at the time was “Are there certs?” and “Will the course prepare me for them?” Yes? Okay, let’s go.

      • TARDis

        She went to AHIMA, but she didn’t see the CPC apparently. It sound like a good cert to get. She is just doing this in case she to pad her resume in case she gets canned. She knows most of it already because she is CDI, which pretty much requires an RN.

      • TARDis

        Wow that’s weird. I just made a comment and got a W53.29 myself.

      • Don escaped Texas

        how am I supposed to code a double camel stomping?

        – Obion

      • Ted S.

        [fires up ICD-10 website]

        Looks like W55.39 — other contact with hoof stock.

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      My mom and her husband do this in retirement, and we knew a couple who, with their toddler, did the sailboat life in the early eighties. That guy learned to code and she was a nurse. Afterward, they opened a B&B. They loved it, the kid ended up fucked up.

  13. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Aquarius: The Hanged Man – Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy.’

    *prophecy* I divine that this week will include financial sacrifice due to the beef between my boss and a certain person working a store we buy paint from. Pretty sure we got sold a bad five gallon bucket of paint out of spite. Discernment lends me the belief that this will cause the job to extend a few days past the predicted date. Making everyone unhappy.

    P.S. This was the job I was going to post an article on. Fuck that shit. I’ll wait for the next one.

    • Trigger Hippie

      *hits bowl*

      I’m a Taurus.

      Well, guess it’s time to either have another cup of coffee or try another round of sleep. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh…fuck me. Ha!

  14. Hyperion

    ‘(LEARN. TO. CODE.)

    That’s not the code mean libertarians were referring to when they said learn to code.

    • Mojeaux

      No! Really?!

      • Brochettaward

        Just call him a super fag.

      • Hyperion

        Funny, she was just calling Broccolitard a super fag in the other thread.

      • Mojeaux

        I sure as hell hope I am not the “she” referenced, because I did no such thing.

      • Hyperion

        Wait, that wasn’t you? I just assumed that everyone did it.

      • Hyperion

        Sorry, it’s just my nature to mansplain these things regardless, because you never know, it’s my debt to society which will be much poorer without my wise and benevolent assistance.

  15. Sean

    It’s double filet day here. ?

    One set down, one to go.

    If we’re heading to an apocalypse, get your good eating in now.

    • Hyperion

      I was just out of bed and sitting at my desk yesterday morning thinking that I’m going to fire up the grill later on in the day, and then looked out the window and it’s freaking snowing. I have two big filets in the freezer and some other stuff and I guess it’s all staying in there for another day.

      • Hyperion

        They got the new memo, move on to Ukraine. Ukraine is the new Covid.

      • Hyperion

        That’s just petty mini-tyrants being tyrants.

      • Hyperion

        But if we only had socialism, all of your government mandated things would be free.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Free, free, free. My wife’s had the news on more because of Ukraine, and every time I see Biden, he’s walking around mumbling about how everything should be free.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Oh, except when he’s blathering about how inflation is Russia’s fault, and has nothing to do with government spending. Sure, it’s Russia’s fault. Makes perfect sense.

      • juris imprudent

        Taibbi on point, as usual…

        The ideal citizen of Orwell’s Oceania bubbled with rage a mile wide and a millimeter deep and could forget in an instant passions that may have consumed him or her for years. We just did this, with a pandemic that had the country steaming with indignation until it was quietly declared over the moment Putin rolled over Ukraine’s borders. We switched from “the pandemic of the unvaccinated” to “Putin’s price hikes” in a snap. National outrage moved a few lobes over with zero fuss, and now we hate new people; instead of “anti-vax Barbie,” we’re barring Russian and Belarussian kids from the Paralympics.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just finished reading that.

        It’s difficult not to despair.

  16. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, rule, management.

    Was hoping for something along the lines of “sex and other wild debaucheries”

    • one true athena

      I’m apparently going to get approached by someone with a proposition with an invitation to incitement. Which sounds like something sexual or FBI entrapment, maybe both? Watch out for honeypots, Virgos.

    • Not Adahn

      Sex with pages? You’ve been in DC too long.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Unbelievably, I’ve never had sex with a bureaucrat or politician (not including masturbation).

  17. Don escaped Texas

    Mesa Clerk Tina Peters, who just spent a night in jail after being indicted for 10 counts of attempting to tamper with county voting machines to help Lindell prove “voter fraud,” complained about the how horrible the food, lighting, mattresses and cellmates were in county jail. pic.twitter.com/AGihR08yjL— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 13, 2022

    use promo code BANNON at mypillow.com to save 66% off (sic)

    OMGICSL

  18. pistoffnick the refusnik

    Today is MikeS.’ birthday. He turns the odometer over to 50 (just a youngin’). Be sure to razz him if he shows up.

    • Tundra

      He’s probably still asleep after the festivities yesterday.

    • Fourscore

      MikeS is only 50? He’s led a tough life.

      Just kidding, MikeS looks younger than me.

      Happy Birthday, MikeS, your Mom raised a fine boy and you weren’t too bad either though.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        Ha!

  19. Don escaped Texas

    mcbroken.com

    • pistoffnick the refusnik

      That’s subversive.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I like it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I miss when milkshakes were chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla and they were in an ordinary soda cup and lid with an ordinary straw.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Clever of Jack in the Box

      • rhywun

        If only there was one within hundreds of miles of here!

  20. R C Dean

    “It can also indicate that a governmental figure will make sexual overtures towards you”

    Does threatening to fuck you over count?

    • Not Adahn

      Ordinarily, no. But since you’re a lawyer…