Learn Japanese Through Anime Titles – その着せ替え人形 (ビスクドール) は恋をする – My Dress-Up Darling

by | Mar 1, 2022 | Entertainment, Linguistics | 208 comments

 

After a long absence I’m back with another “educational” Japanese language post.  Unexpectedly, I’m really enjoying this particular anime.  It features a believable romance story with characters that are actually well developed.  The honest romance should keep the ladies happy and the ridiculous fan service will make men happy.  The fact that it does both well and both are relevant to the plot is what makes the story work.

Wakana Gojo is a first-year high school student who dreams of becoming a hina doll craftsman. One day during his first semester, his popular classmate Marin Kitagawa sees him making doll costumes in the school’s clothing room. Marin, who has wanted to cosplay for a while and has observed Wakana’s skill in sewing, asks him to create the costume of a character from a video game that she adores. Despite the fact that Wakana has no experience making a costume on a human scale, he is inspired by Marin’s tenacity and agrees to make one for her.

Source: Wikipedia

ビスクドール

その 着せ替え人形は恋をする

The words ビスクドール should be directly on top of  着せ替え人形 and in a smaller font, but I’m absolutely stumped how to make the English version of WordPress create what is called furigana in Japanese.

“Furigana… is a Japanese reading aid, consisting of smaller kana or syllabic characters, printed either above or next to kanji… or other characters to indicate their pronunciation. ” – Wikipedia

And why, you might ask do we need such a thing here?  The answer is because of today’s lesson something called “ateji“.

“In modern Japanese, ateji … principally refers to kanji used to phonetically represent native or borrowed words with less regard to the underlying meaning of the characters… Conversely, ateji also refers to kanji used semantically without regard to the readings.

For example, the word “sushi” is often written with its ateji “寿司”. Though the two characters have the readings ‘su’ and ‘shi’ respectively, the character ‘寿’ means “one’s natural life span” and ‘司’ means “to administer”, neither of which has anything to do with the food. Ateji as a means of representing loanwords has been largely superseded in modern Japanese by the use of katakana… although many ateji coined in earlier eras still linger on.” – Wikipedia

First, let’s format the sentence the way the title would be spoken in Japanese.

その ビスク・ドールは 恋を する

sono bisuku dooru wa koi wo suru

その – sono – this

ビスク・ドール – bisku dooru – bisque doll.  You’ll note it is in katakana because “bisque doll” is a foreign word.

は – ha (pronounced in this usage as wa) – a piece of grammar that marks a topic of a sentence or thought.

恋 – koi – love – specifically romantic or passionate.

を – wo (but sounds more like “o” here in English) another piece of grammar that marks the object of a verb.

する –  suru – the verb to do.  In Japanese one “does love” here.

The bisque doll falls (or is falling) in love

 

Here is where it gets both interesting and ridiculous.  The title is written:

その 着せ替え人形は恋をする

sono kisekae ningyou wa koi wo suru.

着せ替え  – kisenkae – changing clothes (specifically on dolls)

人形 – ningyou – doll

着せ替え人形 – kisenkaeningyou – changeable clothing doll

The doll that changes clothes falls in love

 

So a reader of the title of this work will get a double meaning.  This meaning isn’t present when somebody just hears the title of the work.  This is a common literary technique in Japanese, but it used much more broadly as well. It’s common for certain words like the way sushi is written as mentioned above.  It’s also used for Japanese names.  When used in names it can frustrate older Japanese people the same way odd spellings and bizarre pronunciations for trendy names are now used for younger people in the US.

The English title, My Dress-Up Darling borrows more from the underlying meaning than the actual Japanese title, but is mostly unique to the English translation.

YouTuber otaku extraordinaire and squishy apologist for the left, Mother’s Basement, has a good review here – Why We Love My Dress-Up Darling.

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208 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Qlexia strikes again with the title of this series.

    • robc

      I can’t read it any other way.

      • DEG

        #metoo

    • Fatty Bolger

      Every time.

  2. pistoffnick the refusnik

    ….characters that are actually well developed.

    Go on…

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, one upon a time, photography was done on a film using a chemical process….

    • Sensei

      あかせあかり / 恋ノ行方 (My Dress-Up Darling / Official Music Video)

  3. slumbrew

    Woo, anime tiddies!

    Oh, wait…

    Nevermind.

  4. Bobarian LMD

    Read as Learn Japanese Through Anime Tiddies

    Does that make me a weebo?

  5. trshmnstr the terrible

    Hey everybody, did you know that “titles” looks an awful lot like “titties” in first glance?

    Seriously though, interesting article! Japanese is one of those languages that is so daunting I wouldn’t even know where to start on learning it. So many layers and contextual requirements.

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t mock Us!… and fail to be funny while doing so.

      I want to laugh, dammit.

    • Fourscore

      While Japanese is daunting it’s amazing that 3 year olds in every language are speaking in sentences, conjugating verbs, while we (meaning me) have trouble with a second language and even our native one.

      • Lackadaisical

        No, according to the new woke CDC, that only happens when a child turns… *Checks guidance* 5?

    • Sensei

      Honestly, that was one of the reasons I was interested in learning it. I really wondered if it was that hard. Yes, it really is that hard. If you don’t have a continuing motivation to want to learn it I don’t think you’d be very successful.

      However, like anything else it manageable you just have start at the beginning and slowly build. The major hurdle is learning the characters and all the many readings. This makes it difficult to read so you can begin to learn the language itself. So you normally try to do them concurrently which is slow.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      We see what we want to see.

      • Tundra

        Cool! Titties it is!

      • db

        To the beautiful and the wise
        The mirror always lies

  6. rhywun

    I dunno about the tiddies but that sideways V thing hand signal all the kids do lately grinds my gears.

    • Sensei

      Very common in Japan for at least the past decade maybe closer to two.

    • Fourscore

      I don’t know what it means so I ignore it. I need an interpreter for slang and inner city gang signs. Or maybe not.

      • Sensei

        The reversed V (palm) out is the same as the middle finger in many other English speaking countries.

      • Sean

        Huh.

      • Sensei

        Let me be more clear since I screwed that up!

        If the palm of the hand is facing inward toward the signer (i.e. the back of the hand faces the observer), the sign can mean:
        An insulting gesture in Australia, the Republic of Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa[citation needed] and the United Kingdom.[2][3]

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_sign

      • Pine_Tree

        Isn’t it palm IN that’s the bad one? Like you’re showing the frogs at Agincourt that you still have your arrow-shooting fingers?

        What’s the sideways version supposed to mean?

      • Sensei

        See above. Yes. Brain fade.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ?

    • kinnath

      apocryphal story

      The V insult goes back to medieval times and conflicts between the Welsh and the English.

      The Welsh were archers that would ambush the English.

      If the English suspected a Welshman had been or would be involved in an ambush, the English would cut off the two fingers used to draw a bowstring.

      When a Welshman flashed those two fingers (the V sign) at an Englishman, it meant “I’ve still got mine”. In other words, “Fuck You”.

      There you have it.

      • kinnath

        Of course, I could try to read all the comments first.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not to be confuse with the TT pose.

    • whiz

      I think 4chan should appropriate all the V signs and turn people against them.

      And do fist bumps while they’re at it.

      • rhywun

        And elbow bumps

  7. db

    OwnBestEnemy: check your forum messages.

    • PieInTheSky

      Don’t do it it’s a trap

      • db

        We might want to bring in extra guests for our SoTU livestream coverage…would you be willing to join and provide your commentary from your perspective as a “Creature of the Night?”

      • PieInTheSky

        SoTU – i am sorry i dont listen to hip hop

    • CPRM

      And the turn from satirist political site to gay hook-up site continues apace.

      • db

        It ain’t called “streaming” for nothing.

      • Sean

        I blame SugarFree. He’s been grooming us.

      • db

        He’s closing in for the virtual hair sniff.

      • db

        BTW, would you be interested in joining? I’m still trying to figure out the best way to bring in additional video participants through OBS. Sounds like it’s possible to use Zoom, Skype, etc. but this PC that I’m using is a little on the weak side to run multiple shit at the same time.

      • CPRM

        I work tonight. Sorry.

      • db

        Bummer

    • Ownbestenemy

      Checked it. Was roped into a site survey

  8. Sean

    4️⃣5️⃣
    6️⃣7️⃣

    Thanks to whoever posted about Quordle the other day.

    • db

      You’re welcome!

    • rhywun

      Schlemiel! Schlimazel!

    • The Hyperbole

      6️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣7️⃣

    • MikeS

      6️⃣9️⃣
      9️⃣6️⃣

      • whiz

        Cute.

  9. CPRM

    I saw there was talk about suicide by train in the AM thread.My thoughts on the matterer.

    • slumbrew

      That’s great 😀

      “before the train came to a complete stop it ran over three trash bags, piece of gum, a snickers wrapper, a man and a glove”

  10. PieInTheSky

    I am not convinced to watch this anime. Then again i have not watched any in 12 years. Also what is the point of learning japanese if the world will end anyway in a week or two due to nuclear war

    • Sensei

      Well with a 12 year backlog there are few I’d pick ahead of this one.

      There is a ton of crap and this particular season has not been particularly inspiring.

      • PieInTheSky

        Even back then i think i watched the classics. Sonprobably some of them were old already and i missed the new ones back then. Also as i try to no longer torrent things, i would not really want to pay for anime.

        I still have a large binder with dvds of my pirated anime. I have no idea if the fan subs were any good, but as i hated english dubs even in the cases where available, that is what i watched

      • Sensei

        I have a Crunchyroll subscription, but it’s free with ads and a delay.

        They do stream to Europe, but not sure if it is all of Europe.

      • LCDR_Fish

        You seen the new Ranking of Kings show? The initial screenshots turned me off, but saw a couple people talking about it on twitter and took a look. Very different style and characters too – been meaning to look up “A Silent Voice” – but this show also has a lead that is deaf and dumb.

        (also working through older Magi, Girls und Panzer, etc).

      • Sensei

        Yes. It’s really dark, but has this children’s story type animation.

        It was a surprise thumbs up from me. This season is it’s second cour so I that doesn’t count when I said this season’s anime are weak.

        A silent voice is good, but a bit too predictable. Thumbs up though.

    • whiz

      I’ve never watched anime, but I remember one time my grad student was going to show me something on his computer, but when it woke up there was a still anime pic (R-rated) instead of graphs. He said “oops” and switched to the correct window. I ignored it, and nothing was ever said about it again.

  11. DEG

    I read the Hina Doll wiki page. Some of the dolls pictures show some impressive craftsmanship.

    • Sensei

      That craftsmanship is actually a big part of the show.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Ot spain is not in sync with me as a morning person. Also there is bo good coffee in cordoba. But regadera is a great restaurant.

    Also i have noticed it is easier to holiday as a single guy than a couple with two small kids. I do not understand the unpredictable tantrums of 1.5 year olds

    • R.J.

      Ha ha. Welcome to the world of traveling with children. Overstimulation and lack of familiar foods is what drives in in my kid. And it does make traveling hard.

      • Tundra

        We did very little traveling (other than up to the lake) until my youngest was 4 or so. But then we did a ton.

        It’s valuable for the little rugrats, but the stress on mom and dad is too much!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I do not understand the unpredictable tantrums of 1.5 year olds

      Think of them as a tiny woke person. Anything offensive to them or that doesn’t go their way, they throw a fit. If you can’t properly read their mind, they throw a fit. If you can read their mind but don’t sufficiently cater to their whims, they throw a fit. If they wake up on the wrong side of the bed, they throw a fit. If they wake up on the right side of the bed but haven’t had a nap in a while, they throw a fit. If you have any expectations of decorum, propriety, and manners, you’ll be sorely disappointed.

      /father of a 15 month old.

      • Sensei

        One of my favorite South Park bits is the PC Babies.

      • Nephilium

        I was just searching for the theme song for them to link here.

      • Tundra

        I shot you an email, btw. Personal account.

      • Animal

        This is why being a grandpa is awesome. Grandparenting is the revenge we get for having been parents.

      • EvilSheldon

        So you’re saying that toddlers are tiny woke people? Or that woke people are giant toddlers?

      • Animal

        Yes.

      • UnCivilServant

        No. Toddlers have a chance of growing out of it.

      • Not Adahn

        Today we will discus Conformal Rescaling.

    • slumbrew

      It is easier to do anything as a single guy than a couple with two small kids.

      Other than child labor, I guess.

  13. R C Dean

    he is inspired by Marin’s tenacity

    So many options, my snarkizer vapor-locked.

  14. LCDR_Fish

    Need to check out the sushi signs some more….in my head I always just see it as “su” “shi” based on the hiragana (dunno how to do that here) – since that was the first way I learned it in Japanese 101.

  15. Certified Public Asshat

    PELOSI says she will not be wearing a Covid mask at the State of the Union tonight but would if she had a pre-existing condition or young children. She says the speech will be pivotal in terms of timeline of Covid pandemic— Erik Wasson (@elwasson) March 1, 2022

    Being almost 82 (pre-existing condition if you ask me) with no pre-existing conditions? Lizard status confirmed.

    • R C Dean

      if she had a pre-existing condition or young children

      The incoherence just never stops. Does the mask protect her (“pre-existing condition”) or others (“young children”)? Why young children, who are at virtually no risk from COVID, rather than somebody who is at risk?

      • MikeS

        The absolute refusal of the left to understand how miniscule the danger is to kids is mind blowing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        refusal of the left to understand acknowledge

        Plenty of them understand, but that understanding interferes with their capability to exert control and virtue signal.

      • MikeS

        Agreed, yes. “Acknowledge” is the proper word.

      • Sensei

        OTH, the left understood full well the teachers’ unions desire to both be paid and not work.

        The mask fiction gave them some cover to get them back in a classroom.

    • The Last American Hero

      And nobody calls her out on the young children thing, for whom the flu is more dangerous than Covid. Party of science dtw.

    • Compelled Speechless

      What a f&@#ing baller business. The quotes on their front page from the people that want them dead are priceless.

      • MikeS

        There’s some really good ones in the reviews:

        Hate has no home here. I stand with all pro-maskers when I say I am gay and proud to wear a mask! Shame on you! BLM!

      • rhywun

        LOLOL I hope that’s real

      • Compelled Speechless

        Oh, it’s real and it’s spectacular. Thinking that has been reduced to a small number of talking points and catchphrases. This person is the paragon of the results that can be achieved by our corporate media and public school system working in concert. The Soviet Union may be dead, but it’s dream of perfect obedience to the state, no matter how absurd it’s contradictions, is alive and well.

    • rhywun

      LOL I just got the email

  16. Mojeaux

    I have never liked anime style art, from when I was young and had Speed Racer. I don’t know why it puts me off so much I can barely look at it.

    • Tundra

      Not my thing either, Mo.

      Even with tiddies.

      How’s recovery going?

      • Mojeaux

        Slower than I expected, but I have a tendency toward unreasonable expectations.

        Thanks for asking!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Agree, I like playing Pokemon (hey, I was like 10 when the first games came out) but watching the shows and movies kills me.

      • Lackadaisical

        Whatever you say, Jessie is still a fox.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        *eyes dart around* …I won’t disagree with that…

      • UnCivilServant

        They just announced a new paired set of Pokemon games – Scarlet and Violet (because they can’t reuse Red yet again)

        Announcement.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Like any other part of the entertainment industry, the quality for anime is all over the place. I’ve only found a few things that I ever really liked, but the ones I have found are incredible. Akira is still a technical marvel nearly 35 years later and a lot of the stuff from Studio Ghibli is up there with the best of Pixar in both craftsmanship and quality of the writing and stories. I also took a shot on the Castlevania adaptation on Netflix last year and it was a bit inconsistent, but overall excellent.

      • Sensei

        Studio Ghibli is appropriately compared to Disney in their prime.

        For Hayao Miyazaki the story was every bit as important as the animation.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Looking over his credits again, just about everyone of the Ghibli films I love is Miyazaki. I think the comparison to Pixar makes more sense (or the other way around since Ghibli is actually quite a bit older). Much more mature stories that kids can follow, but they have the thematic maturity and developed character work that is as good as anything produced for adults. Both studios take big risks in terms of using concepts that are risky and often bizarre that avoid cliches and formulas yet manage wide and enduring audience appeal.

    • Mojeaux

      Exception (if it really is one): Howl’s Moving Castle, which I loved. I put it in the same category as The Last Unicorn.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Howl’s is great. Check out Spirited Away. It’s easily one of the greatest animated films every produced.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Nice! Sorry, I’m still fairly new here so I had no idea you’d been running this that long. Great concept for a series. Keep up the good work!

      • Sensei

        I do them when both an interesting aime and I have free time intersect.

        There are a surprising number of multilingual people here with an interest in both languages and sarcasm. It might be a libertarian requirement, however.

      • UnCivilServant

        Stop othering us monolingual misanthropes!

      • Nephilium

        If you liked Howl’s, I would suggest trying the other Miyazaki works as well. Spirited Away is one of my favorites.

      • hayeksplosives

        I enjoyed the Last Unicorn.

    • Not Adahn

      Being a person of a certain age, I saw a similarity between anime and Patrick Nagel drawings.

      • Mojeaux

        I never liked Nagel either.

      • Not Adahn

        You also think the Beretta 92 is one of the ugliest handguns made.

      • Not Adahn

        Your visual deficiencies are why you need to use a red dot.

      • UnCivilServant

        Loss of depth of field is not loss of aesthetic understanding.

        I’m starting to think you don’t have any taste.

      • Not Adahn

        Isn’t that your wife’s job?

      • UnCivilServant

        The site wants me to sign in, so I’m going to assume it’s a picture of a steak and peppers.

      • Not Adahn

        Those seem familiar.

      • Sean

        Those seem familiar.

        ?

    • Gender Traitor

      Speed Racer

      ::afternoon earbug established. Shakes fist at Mojeaux::

      • Sensei

        Yes and the Mach 5 was play on English and Japanese. The word for the number 5 in Japanese is “go”.

  17. kinnath

    All racism; All the time

    Nevada governor and his wife accosted at restaurant by men shouting ‘racist threats’

    The man was identified by news outlets as Justin Andersch, a “digital creator” who posts anti-government rightwing conspiracy theories on a blog called Cannabis and Combat. The Las Vegas Sun reported that Andersch took credit for accosting the Sisolaks on a podcast he creates.

    “Where’s your security at, punk, huh?” Andersch was heard to say in the video, pointing his cellphone at Steve Sisolak’s face.

    The governor turned to leave. As Kathy Sisolak joined him, Andersch followed, saying: “You working-for-China piece of shit.”

    • rhywun

      TIL that “working for China” is a protected class.

      • juris imprudent

        But Asian in the U.S. means you have white-ness.

  18. grrizzly

    Some Russian news sites are not accessible today. A hacker attack? Banned for links to the Russian government?

  19. limey

    Do you guys have Russia Today on the teevee? I just remembered that 24/7 Russian state sponsorsed (?) news is a thing here in the UK. I don’t have a TV aerial though. I just watch youtube and streaming stuff.

    • MikeS

      Was a thing. The EU and Canada pulled it today, or will be soon. From the article I read it is in the US, but not very widespread.

      • limey

        I remember seeing some genuinely interesting stuff on there. Not political necessarily but their niche seems to be to just feature whatever and whoever the MSM in the West won’t. That that seems to include some pretty unpleasant people but also some genuinely interesting people as well.

    • limey

      I gather Jeffrey Tucker is an occasional (?) guest on economic issues, but then even the BBC will talk to people from AIER sometimes without snarking.

  20. Sensei

    The NYT writes this like it is a bad thing.

    It was this frustration that led Dr. Glavovic, 61, a professor at Massey University in New Zealand, and two colleagues to send a jolt recently through the normally cautious, rarefied world of environmental research. In an academic journal, they called on climate scientists to stage a mass walkout, to stop their research until nations take action on global warming.

    These Climate Scientists Are Fed Up and Ready to Go on Strike

    • MikeS

      Now this is a strike I can get behind.

      • hayeksplosives

        No doubt.

        Good riddance, manipulative assholes.

    • UnCivilServant

      Your Terms Are Acceptable.

      *continues to ignore their claptrap*

      • rhywun

        Unfortunately, the people who raise and spend our tax dollars don’t ignore them.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Let Mitch McConnell know that we finally found something that he could cut. They’re giving up their funding voluntarily.

        Oh, nevermind. It’s just a bluff for political posturing. You may all return to the status quo.

    • R C Dean

      the normally cautious, rarefied world of environmental research

      Do you suppose the bullpen at NYT is just convulsed with laughter when they come up with a gem like that? I mean, that’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

    • whiz

      That’s what he gets for contacting an institute named after an infamous Malthusian — wait, wrong Paul Erhlich.

      • rhywun

        I didn’t know the other guy had an namesake institute “regulating vaccines”.

        I’m sad to say that I lived on one of his namesake streets in Deutschland way back in the day.

      • Compelled Speechless

        “Regulating” in this case means taking whatever vials Pfizer give us and putting them into the veins of every man, woman, child and lizard person on planet earth while cutting them a check that we can’t disclose the amount of (we actually don’t know since the zeros just trail off the end of the check).

        That was a joke about the lizard people, btw. Their health is far to valuable to risk on whatever the $%^& is in those vials!

    • rhywun

      He should be fired for that hair.

    • robc

      I thought it was next to impossible to fire someone in Europe.

      That it took months and months?

    • whiz

      Yes, but don’t tempt him.

    • rhywun

      I seem to remember him being semi-serious back in the day – wrong about everything to be sure, but not completely ridiculous.

      Could say the same about the old warhorses from the Clinton era.

      Now they are all completely ridiculous all the time.

    • Compelled Speechless

      When asked about the lost lives Kerry responded “actually, the killing can be seen as a positive that will ever so slightly reduce the overall carbon footprint of the earth and could possibly improve the visibility at my various homes in places like the Hampdens, Martha’s Vineyard, Dubai….I know there’s a bunch of others, too many to list. Why am I still talking to you peons? I’ve got a private plane to catch to a party with all the rich famous people on a island that’s definitely not owned by Epstein since he’s totally dead. Yep, no doing coke off a 14 year-old’s ass for me this weekend, too much public serving to do.”

  21. The Hyperbole

    The snow and ice is gone so I got out and picked up all the litter that ends up in my yard because people are slobs. Not bad this year, only half a contractor’s trash bag full. Sadly, masks beat out beer/liquor battles/cans again this year 12 to 9, plastic bags/wrappers won out overall but I quit counting at 20.

  22. kinnath

    Trump Judges Are Now a Threat to America’s National Security

    The 5th Circuit let a lone judge order the deployment of unvaccinated SEALs. High-ranking officers say the decision puts the world at risk.

    On Monday, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued a stunning decision transferring control over the Navy’s special operations forces from the commander-in-chief to a single federal judge in Texas. The 5th Circuit’s decision marks an astonishing infringement of President Joe Biden’s constitutional authority over the nation’s armed forces, directing him to follow the instructions of an unelected judge—rather than his own admirals—in deploying SEALs. High-ranking military personnel have testified under oath that this power grab constitutes a direct threat to the Navy’s operational abilities. As Russia invades Ukraine and declares a nuclear alert, Donald Trump’s judges are actively threatening America’s national security.

    • Rebel Scum

      On Monday, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued a stunning decision transferring control over the Navy’s special operations forces from the commander-in-chief to a single federal judge in Texas.

      Really?

      So when 35 Navy Special Warfare service members refused to comply with Biden’s COVID-19 vaccine mandate for the armed forces, they brought their case to O’Connor. These service members—mostly SEALs, all represented by the far-right First Liberty Institute—claimed that their religious beliefs barred them from getting the shots. …

      O’Connor predictably sided against Biden in January, granting a preliminary injunction of staggering scope on the grounds that the mandate violates the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

      Ah. The answer to my query is ‘no’.

      • hayeksplosives

        They make it sound like the judge is deploying them and issuing orders. He’s just saying they don’t have to get the useless and possibly harmful shot.

        This is so overblown, it is plain lying.

    • rhywun

      OFFS

      Tremble harder, Slate.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Yep, you lost me at Slate.

    • Ted S.

      Compare to lone circuit judges who tried to order nationwide injunctions for Trump EOs they didn’t like.

    • Sean

      Derp!

    • juris imprudent

      High-ranking officers

      There’s your problem right there.

  23. Not Adahn

    GAAAAA!

    There was a guy at startup who was one of my most difficult customers. Haven’t had to deal with him for most of a decade. Now he pings me, having been promoted up three levels and transferred to… Quality. Wanting to “ask me some questions” about my upgrade. AFAIK, he can’t get my funding revoked. AFAIK.

      • The Other Kevin

        “I remember going down to the local pool hall, and looking at that neon sign, and wondering how they made it in cursive like that. Putin’s a bad dude, just like Corn Pop. We can’t just let him control all the signs of the world.”

    • Fatty Bolger

      Wow.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s pretty involved for 9000 years ago.

  24. Ted S.

    They should have named the anime その 着せ替え人形は鯉をする instead.

    • Sensei

      その 着せ替え人形を鯉する

      The kind of grammar bullshit that will kill you your first few years of study.

      • Ted S.

        If I understand correctly, you switched the subject and object of the sentence?

      • Sensei

        Yes, the object of your affection is the doll/person.

        The subject would be assumed to be either the protagonist or the reader.

        Your grammar roughly means the doll has affections for something unknown.

      • Sensei

        Scratch that I misread your kanji! Problem with using the phone and old eyes.

        You were making a pun. Your grammar works.

      • Ted S.

        I thought you would have noticed. As soon as I saw the kanji for love is pronounced “koi”, I went to wiktionary to find the kanji for the fish. I’m surprised nobody else noticed it before me.

      • Ted S.

        See, I interpreted your change as the carp fucking the doll, more or less.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Technically topic and object. Subject marker is が.

  25. Brochettaward

    Why learn Japanese when you can learn the art of Firsting?

    • Brochettaward

      Firsting is understood in every language, even the most barbaric of tongues.

      • MikeS

        +1?

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m confused, are you tonguing or firsting?

        Let’s save it for whatever SugarFree is cooking up tomorrow.

      • Tundra

        …the most barbaric of tongues.

        German?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Harvey Weinstein?

      • kinnath

        /long joke about the beauty of different languages using “butterfly” as an example.

        And the German replied “was ist los mit schmetterling?”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Now you’re just angling for an itchy ban.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Did anyone else misread this the same way they misread “titles” in the name of this article?

      • Sensei

        Wnner!

  26. Semi-Spartan Dad

    https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/russia-ukraine-latest-news-2022-03-01

    U.S. defense company share prices are rising sharply on the prospect of higher military budgets and spending following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, with Lockheed Martin Corp. hitting an all-time high Tuesday.

    European defense company valuations have fared even better than their U.S. counterparts in recent days, driven by Germany’s commitment to boost its military budget and European Union funding that has the potential to replenish stocks of arms and equipment being shipped to Ukraine.

    Shares in BAE Systems PLC, Europe’s largest defense company, are up 25% since Russia invaded Ukraine on Feb. 24. Analysts said this could still trail the potential impact on sales and profit.

    Spending on military equipment could rise as much as 50% over the next five years, including a significant rise in orders in 2022, said Chloe Lemarie, sector analyst at Jefferies International Ltd. in Paris.

    Suthenboy made a great point sometime ago that war is all about seizing resources, and that the continuous state of war in the United States is so that the American elites can pillage their own citizens instead of an adversary’s people. That’s stuck with me.

    Besides good old Lockheed Martin, I’d say the Cathedral has opened up a second front to pillage Americans using Pfizer and Moderna. I wonder if the tin-foil hat conspiracists (who are increasingly turning out to be correct) pictured Big Pharma joining with the military industrial complex.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Meh. Medicine’s just a component of the “Industrial” side of the MIC.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’ve had discussions with people before that tried to warn me about the medical industrial complex ingraining itself into government in the same way the “private military contractors” have. I thought it was ridiculous at the time. My new policy is to never underestimate the willingness of the military/academia/corporatist/medical industries and the extent that will intertwine themselves with the leviathan of the state in order to conspire to better themselves at the expense of literally everyone else. It’s like Dave Smith says (paraphrasing), once you understand that the people that you’re dealing with will participate in the mass murder of innocent children in sovereign countries for seemingly no benefit of the average citizen and not lose any sleep, you’ll know what you’re really up against. Do you know why they win? The rest of us have rules and boundaries – things we won’t do. The only rule for these swamp people is “don’t lose.”

    • juris imprudent

      Higher military budgets? Hahahahaha — we’re still under continuing resolution. There hasn’t been an appropriation against budget now, for what 2, 3 years?

      • Ted S.

        I thought the last one was 2008, but I could be wrong.

      • juris imprudent

        There was a stretch where I think C/R went on for four years. Then we’d get a budget with appropriations and lock up on C/R for the next year or two. The last actual budget/appropriation I think was the 2 year deal they did maybe 4 years ago. As I recall it was to get thru the mid-term election and maybe the year after. It’s such a rarity anymore you’d think it would be more memorable.

      • R C Dean

        I think the reason its not memorable is that its close to meaningless.

      • hayeksplosives

        When the annual deficit is measured in the trillions, they aren’t serious in any way about paying it back or even getting back to spending within our means.

        They seem to be operating under the Keyensian “In the long run, we’re all dead” philosophy.

        They’ve robbed the future generations blind. Hard to believe that standards of living will go down eventually, but if it’s hypothetical future generations that will pay the price, the swamp creatures don’t care.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m starting to buy the theory that they’re trying to kill the dollar and replace it with a digital (and “programable”) currency. The devaluation is entirely the point. It’s defacto socialism (or fascism since they will likely “allow” private business to exist provided it does what it’s told) in that the government will not only completely control the production of money, but how every dollar can be spent. It won’t matter how much money you’ve acquired when Uncle Sam caps your liquor, fast food and ammo spending. Enjoy all your Bitcoin wealth that you can’t convert into a legal transaction to buy any property.

  27. Fatty Bolger

    Wife is watching some news channel, and somebody on there is trying to sell Joe Biden as a Great American Comeback Story. lmao.

    • Swiss Servator

      How does someone sliding further into the grip of dementia “come back” exactly?

      • MikeS

        And where did he “come back” from? He’s been at the very heights of political power for the majority of his life.

      • Rebel Scum

        You are always meeting the same new people?

    • Compelled Speechless

      On my fourth watch, I realized she’s got some pretty good soccer skills.

    • Rebel Scum

      SHE’S A KEEPER!

      Looks like she’s a striker.

      Also, would.

  28. Sean