¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Mar 8, 2022 | Daily Links | 256 comments

Not dead….yet.

I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive.  I seriously thought he was dead this entire time.  The bad internet rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack obviously didn’t help.

Whatever, even if he had the best traveling food show on television, he’s dead to me.

 

Now for some hopefully real news…

Yes, a bad US Economy will do that to Mexico.

Interesting move, going against TEH GLOBALISTS!

Say what you want, nothing beats a good soccer brawl.

Plus they also enjoy 98% literacy!

Honduras bans economic development.

A better version of a stupid song my kids keep singing.

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256 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    rumors suggesting he died of a heart attack

    Believable.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Very believable, he looks like he sweats Crisco.

    • R C Dean

      Richman became vegan after Man v. Food

      Make of that what you will.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    It’s Tuesday, we haven’t blown up in a nuclear holocaust so,
    Tall Cans!

  3. tripacer

    I just found out the Man vs. Food guy was still alive.

    At least we still have Lou Reed, right?

  4. Rebel Scum

    I guess there is no need to be Sukhoi about it. The Migs are canceled.

    The authorities of the Republic of Poland, after consultations between the President and the Government, are ready to deploy – immediately and free of charge – all their MIG-29 jets to the Ramstein Air Base and place them at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America.

    At the same time, Poland requests the United States to provide us with used aircraft with corresponding operational capabilities. Poland is ready to immediately establish the conditions of purchase of the planes.

    The Polish Government also requests other NATO Allies – owners of MIG-29 jets – to act in the same vein.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Headline suggest Poland out of kindness of heart give all their MiGs to US and station in Germany and bury we are supplying them with F-16s.

      Global chess pieces are moving in ways I do not like.

      Though I would laugh getting shot down by what is either a rank in Star Wars or the Purina AirForce

      • Tonio

        “what is either a rank in Star Wars or the Purina AirForce”

        Pull yourself together, man!

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Hey Tonio, I have something in Drafts, it just needs someone to give it a read-through.

      • Tonio

        THANK YOU! I’ll give it the old squinty-squint after dinner.

      • WTF

        Yeah, they’re not “turning them over”, they’re trading them in for F-16s.

    • Rat on a train

      Well, of course Poland would turn MiGs over to the US. They are not capable of figuring out how to fly planes across a shared border.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Polish jokes here would be too easy.

      • TARDis

        I’m betting 50% of Poles are smarter, more educated, and more productive than 50 % of our useless parasites.

        I mean, they are turning in planes they won’t be getting parts for, to get planes they can. And American taxpayers, and our progeny will be paying for them. The jokes are on us tax cattle.

    • Necron 99

      Why would the US want a bunch of MIG-29 at Ramstein Air Base? I thought they were giving them to the Ukraine Air Force, but I guess that is a hot potato they are not wanting to drop on Russia, and they still get some sweet 16s while the US gets to rile up the Russians by supplying weapons to Ukraine. How does any of this make sense to the US?

      • TARDis

        Pull-a-Part, aircraft style?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The US government is absolutely intent on keeping Europe under its control.

        And they’re willing to do whatever it takes, including bankrupting you to achieve it.

    • Pope Jimbo

      But they have no plans to swap out their submarines? You’d think they’d try to get in on that Australian upgrade action and mothball the old ones (that have screen doors).

  5. rhywun

    he’s dead to me

    He got fit and skinny, so… yeah.

  6. Count Potato

    Happy 308 Day!!

    • Bobarian LMD

      Isn’t that just July 26th (he said dyslexically)?

    • R C Dean

      Every caliber should have its own day.

      • Animal

        Cool. When’s .240 Page Sooper Pooper Day?

      • TARDis

        Can I haz a double barrel shotgun on 12/12?

    • Suthenboy

      I have a whippet. I watched him catch a rabbit just like you would pick an apple off of a tree. Effortlessly.

      • slumbrew

        Hear hear!

        You’ve been on the “slightly worried” list, Suthen.

        L0b0t even stuck his head in yesterday. That’s two (sort of) off the list.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Suthen! You’ve been missed!

        How you doin’, mang?

      • Tonio

        Whippet good!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Why does the whipped cream never have a charge in it?

      • Count Potato

        Glad to see you’re back 🙂

      • Tundra

        The fuck you been, old man?

        Nice to see you back!

      • R C Dean

        Hey, Suthen! You had us worried. Que pasa, hombre?

      • Suthenboy

        Thank you all. I am doing well and everything is back to normal.
        As I said, now you have to put up with me once more.

      • Animal

        Glad to have you back. Us old farts have to stick together.

      • The Hyperbole

        You’ve obviously have never seen me pick an apple off of a tree, and welcome back.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I thought you wandered off into the swamp or something. I was expecting to read a story here about how they named the gator that ate you in your honor.

      • C. Anacreon

        Glad you didn’t end up like Amos Moses, alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Hey! Look who sobered up.

        Good to see ya again my friend.

  7. Count Potato

    “Say what you want, nothing beats a good soccer brawl.”

    What about women players taking their shirts off?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Market research needs to be done

    • Gender Traitor

      This is where someone says “Why not both,” right?

      • Suthenboy

        I have often thought of our place in the evolutionary process.
        Violence and sex. We are a bunch of goddamned monkeys.

    • Tonio

      Does it have to be the players?

  8. Count Potato

    “For decades, indigenous groups have complained of legal and illegal mining in their ancestral lands”

    So they would rather live in the stone age?

    “Environmental and indigenous activists in Honduras have for decades been warning of the damage caused to nature and communities by large-scale mining.”

    Because it’s better to live in poverty?

    • Suthenboy

      I have had proggie idiots make that very argument to me in earnest.

    • Tonio

      It’s not poverty, it’s a state of idyllic natural innocence where they are free to gambol across the fields and plains.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Needz MOAR capitaliZATION!

  9. Sensei

    Apologies for an early OT, but his might be a useful primer.

    How Much Oil Does the U.S. Import From Russia and Why Is Biden Banning It?

    For me this was the interesting tidbit.

    Where was Russia’s oil going in the U.S.?
    Roughly half of the oil that the U.S. had been importing from Russia was going to the West Coast, where refiners take crude deliveries from overseas largely because they aren’t connected by pipelines to the Permian Basin, the largest U.S. oil field. West Coast refiners had been taking Russian crude that is shipped out of the port of Kozmino on the country’s eastern side on the Pacific Ocean.

    Another quarter of that oil, roughly 50,000 barrels a day, was going to the East Coast, where refiners also aren’t connected by pipeline to the current top sources of U.S. oil production. The remaining quarter often ended up in the Gulf Coast, where Russia’s Urals grade of crude, which has a higher level of sulfur than most of the crude produced in the U.S., is considered profitable for use in refineries designed to run so-called sour grades of oil.

    • Sensei

      This should be a free link.

    • Suthenboy

      The world is on fire. Energy independence is gone overnight. Gasoline is up to $7.something in parts of the country. Inflation is out of control. Supply of goods crippled. vaccine mandates. On and on, disaster after disaster. No more treaties in the Middle East. All happened five minutes after ‘America First’ tossed out by the leftist commie shitbirds when they took power…but that is only a coincidence.

      Tell me why MAGA is so hated again?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Mean tweets. To be fair, they were like, really really super mean.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Be best kind of mean, and I know mean. Bigly mean.

    • one true athena

      Great, this means banning Russian crude will impact gas prices the most in Cali. Because our gas prices aren’t high enough already.

      • Compelled Speechless

        You may want to get out of there. Like 15 years ago. Too bad it’s not that easy anymore. Every place that is desirable is already being made completely unaffordable by hordes of other Calis trying to do the same thing.

      • one true athena

        once the kiddo goes off to college and my husband retires, we’re leaving. But where is definitely a problem.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Well, hopefully the real estate bubble burst before then. This crash is going to be incredible coupled with the fact that commercial real estate is going with it this time.

      • Sensei

        Yes, that’s what I thought was going to be interesting too. Here in NJ we refine lots of stuff hence all the NJ Turnpike jokes. My expectation is they will likely be able to replace the refining more quickly here than CA.

        The state of CA would be energy independent if you could just run on “smug”.

      • R C Dean

        CA would be energy independent* if they just drilled for the oil they have.

        *Not sure, but I know they’ve got a fair amount.

      • one true athena

        Oh there’s plenty. There are active pump rigs 3 miles from my house (don’t know what, if anything, they actually produce) and there used to be a lot more of them decades ago. But of course new drilling of any kind is verboten in the People’s Republic.

      • juris imprudent

        They’ve never fracked and they’ve got a bigger play than the Bakken.

      • Drake

        Can’t even explore offshore.

      • C. Anacreon

        hence all the NJ Turnpike jokes

        Really? You’re from Jersey? Oh yeah? Which exit?

  10. Suthenboy

    Well, looks like I am finally back. Had a bit of a health problem and then a serious family issue. Too bad for y’all, you still have to put up with me.
    I would say ‘I’m sorry’, but I am not.

    • Sensei

      Glad you are feeling better and welcome back!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Glad to see you around.

    • Gender Traitor

      So happy to see you! You’ve been missed! Hope all is well now.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Good to see you back.

    • Sean

      Rumors were spreading.

      I thought you went to Ukraine to kick some ass.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        That woulda been epic.

      • R C Dean

        *jots down screenplay notes for Louisiana Man: Kill a Commie for Mommie*

    • DEG

      Welcome back.

    • Lackadaisical

      Hope it all turned out for the best. Glad to see you post again.

    • WTF

      Glad to see you back, sir!

    • kinnath

      Good to have you back

    • Bobarian LMD

      Wilkommen zurück

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Welcome back

    • Tonio

      Welcome back. We missed you.

    • Tres Cool

      fuckin’ coon-ass cou rouge bastard…..welcome home.

    • Ted S.

      I’m glad you were finally able to resolve your ED issues.

      Seriously, though, glad you’re better and back here with us depraved lot.

    • Surly Knott

      Welcome back. You were missed!

    • slumbrew

      To repeat my self from above, glad to have you back!

    • Mojeaux

      w00 h00!!! Welcome back! We kept the light on for you.

    • R.J.

      Glad you are back!

  11. Fourscore

    The open pit mining era ended in my area about 60 years ago. The red landscape blight soon changed to trees growing on the mountains of over burden. The pits filled with water and are now deep cold clear trout lakes. Mostly unfished because the locals are unfamiliar with deep water trout fishing. Divers frequent them and talk of the abandoned equipment in the extreme lake depths.

    Nature has a way of recovery.

    • Mojeaux

      Strip mining was rampant where my dad’s people were from, SE Kansas. My gpa used to take me fishing in the “strip pits”.

      • Tres Cool

        “Strip Pits” would be a great name for a waxing salon. Or NASCAR team.

      • Compelled Speechless

        We have a bikini waxing chain where I live called “Lunch Box”. Do with that what you will.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My gpa used to take me fishing in the “strip pits”.

        Sounds like what a mafia boss would tell their youngest kid that isn’t doing well in school.

  12. DEG

    The Mexican government will have to revise its gross domestic product growth forecast for this year after the “not so favorable” performance of the country’s economy, a deputy governor of the central bank said on Monday.

    Are they sugar-coating it?

    “It’s a terrible dichotomy,” said Helen Yaffe, a Cuba expert and lecturer in economic and social history at the University of Glasgow in Scotland. “Cubans themselves are acutely aware, on the one hand, that they are the only country in Latin America and the Caribbean to have produced a Covid-19 vaccine. And at the same time, Cubans are struggling to get antibiotics, paracetamol and diabetes drugs.” (Paracetamol is known as acetaminophen in the U.S.)

    Why do I suspect the Cuban Covid-19 vaccine is just a saline shot?

    • Compelled Speechless

      So it’s equally as effective and safer than our shots?

      • grrizzly

        Not necessarily. Our shots might have negative efficacy. At least in terms of getting infected.

      • Compelled Speechless

        If they’ll barely do the research (and make the data available) to prove positive efficacy, why would they do it for negative efficacy? We’ve got stock prices to maintain you unhinged maniac!

    • Bobarian LMD

      Well ‘saline’ would indicate clean water with a small amount of salt, so no.

      Cuban tap water has probably got other things in it.

  13. Fourscore

    Sorry to hear of the downsides, Suthen, just glad to see you are back.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Someone posted a video of Russian gas prices, cheap enough for John Deere but not for the Military?

    • EvilSheldon

      I want to believe.

      But I don’t.

      • Drake

        Same. Saw one today where some guys killed 2 Russian tanks with an RPG. No return fire of any kind.

      • R C Dean

        I’m quite willing to believe the Russian logistics are fubared and they have vehicles that run out of fuel. Is their morale and discipline such crap they abandon them? Who knows? Why else would they be getting towed by tractors, though?

      • kinnath

        they’ll get them back eventually

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Nature has a way of recovery.

    No lie.

    “Fuck you, puny human,” says Mother Nature.

  15. Tres Cool

    “Pendulous Labia” would make a great name for an older woman’s bowling team. Im pretty sure “Prolapsed Cervix” has already been taken.

    I’m going to bed.

  16. Ownbestenemy

    We have had a standard size, across the government on leadership photos (President, VP and administrator). This administration? Nah, we want bigger ones! And Trump was the one with the ego??

    We are getting 16×20 Photos……what is normally 8x10s

    • Lackadaisical

      Lol, really?

      My old office was barely able to find room for all 8 of our commanding officers/superiors up to the president. I think we had 8×10 as well, which was a good size.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. My administrative assistant is ordering them now.

    • pistoffnick the refusnik

      That should make your dart game better, though.

      • Ownbestenemy

        16×20 is a large photo. It is these little changes that happen that never hit the news.

    • R C Dean

      Cut them down so they fit in the old frames.

    • Compelled Speechless

      The best case yet for his genetic link to Cthulhu.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Not thicc.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      “Toned abs”?

      I swear Beau is the only relatable human out of this administration.

      • grrizzly

        Major is the only one I like.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The only one that could identify who the bad people were

    • Compelled Speechless

      On what planet is that a model? I know the industry has a thing for “interesting looking” models, but…..I just don’t even sort of get this one. Must have been inspired (and have the same motivations as) by Hunter’s “art” career.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Planet Access to the President

      • rhywun

        LOL I like your answer better than mine.

      • rhywun

        On what planet is that a model?

        On a planet where people with famous & connected parents are different than you or I.

      • R C Dean

        She’s got that “gender-indefinite” look that the industry is after down cold. Also, the dead eyes that seem to be highly prized for models.

      • Compelled Speechless

        She looks like her chromosome count may be of by +/- 1.

      • Fourscore

        She’s rather plain in appearance

      • C. Anacreon

        4×20, master of understatement.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      There’s got to be some money laundering going on there.

    • Suthenboy

      Paraphrasiing but close to a quote: “There is a country in Europe called Ukraine. There is a country in Europe called Russia. Russia has invaded Ukraine.”

      This brilliant analysis provided by the brain trust that is our Vice President. Talk about someone who would drown in the rain…

      I would advise everyone that helped the doddering dunce and that idiot whose highest cognitive function is figuring out how to give blowjobs get elected to go lay their heads down on a railroad track and count to one million.

    • The Gunslinger

      She could pass for Weird Al Yankovic.

      • B.P.

        Should’ve refreshed.

      • KSuellington

        Heheh. You’re telling me.

    • B.P.

      Weird Al looks to be wasting away.

    • KSuellington

      Weird Al has really let himself go. Dude needs a couple sandwiches.

    • Tundra

      wut

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      If you’re keeping anything more confidential than your registration and maintenance records in your car when you’re not also in the car? Well, you shouldn’t be wearing that short skirt, noimsayin?

      • Nephilium

        Local police blotter had a story about someone who was surprised that their car was stolen… after it was left in the driveway overnight unlocked with the keys in it.

      • creech

        I don’t even keep those records in the car. You want the kind of smash and grabber who breaks into a car to know where you live?

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Thieves”… like the ones that broken into watergate?

  17. Count Potato

    “Pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson helped fund a 1960s prison experiment when a group of majority-black Pennsylvania prisoners were injected with asbestos to determine whether the substance was safe to use in talcum powder.

    Documents confirming the company’s involvement were obtained by Bloomberg, tying the New Jersey-based company to controversial experiments led by Dr Albert Kligman, a University of Pennsylvania dermatologist whose human experiments have widely condemned as brutal and unethical. He died in 2010 aged 93.

    Inmates at Holmesburg Prison in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, were offered $10 to $300 – equivalent to between $100 to $2,500 in today’s money when adjusted for inflation – to take part in the study – though they were likely unaware of the significant risk they were undertaking.

    Participants were injected with asbestos and talc – a powder that forms the base of J&J’s iconic baby powder product. Asbestos is an extremely dangerous chemical that is tied to lung cancers, among other conditions.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10590781/Pharma-giant-J-J-accused-testing-cancer-causing-asbestos-imprisoned-black-men.html

    • Lackadaisical

      If they’d just found white prisoners they would have been in the clear.

      • rhywun

        All race, all the time.

    • Sensei

      The damage from asbestos comes from inhalation.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I would speculate that it shouldn’t be in your veins for the same reasons it shouldn’t be in your lungs. My understanding is that It contains fiberglass that makes it like breathing in microscopic razer blades.

      • Sensei

        I’ve honestly no idea how or if it is excreted when injected.

        The damage to the lungs comes from the repeated scarring. Your body can’t expel it and it remains causing irritation and scarring. This is what can turn cancerous.

      • Suthenboy

        I would guess that it would have the same effect in the capillaries in the blood stream.

        The claim sounds a bit suspect to me.

      • Swiss Servator

        “My understanding is that It contains fiberglass that makes it like breathing in microscopic razer blades.”

        Uh, no… The spar shaped asbestos types (amphiboles – Actinolite, Amosite, Anthophyllite, Crocidolite, Tremolite) do direct damage because of shape and not being dissolved (eventually) like the serpentine shaped chrysotile does.

        They do cause more cancers than chrysotile, but the exact mechanism is not known.

        /Former asbestos defense lawyer

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was always under the impression that mesothelioma had a genetic component. Everybody will eventually develop asbestosis after long term exposure, but not everyone was prone to mesothelioma.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Injected with talc? I’m wondering if the subjects turned majority-white during the experiment?

    • R C Dean

      a group of majority-black Pennsylvania prisoners

      So, three out of four grandparents were black?

      • WTF

        Meaning they used some white prisoners as well but it sounds racist if they phrase it they way they did to obscure that fact.

      • Compelled Speechless

        It’s not news if it can’t be racialized.

    • Suthenboy

      WTH? Why would anyone put asbestos in talcum powder?
      Is this another attempted money grab like the ‘Our water catches fire because of fracking’ scam? Does it really have asbestos in it? That is easily objectively verifiable. why do we need ‘documents’ when all we need is a simple assay?

      • Swiss Servator

        Curse your speedy fingers!

      • Swiss Servator

        Asbestos is a contaminant in/of talc deposits. I think they were seeing if the stuff found in the talc would be harmful. And they did it in an asshole way.

      • Sensei

        That’s my thinking too.

        Heck asbestos fibers used to be used in cigarette filters.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        It wasn’t a “choice” — most talc deposits are contaminated with asbestos, in varying degrees (and to complicate matters, a vertical deposit can be asbestos-free for significant distances and then have asbestos inclusions; if you’re not careful and you’re just grinding it all up as “talcum powder,” you’re gonna accidentally [or mebbe on purpose] mix asbestos with the talc). Same problem arose with vermiculite mining.

        They should’ve done way more checking and analysis of their mined deposits before “refining,” but then everybody else was screwing up or covering up too. There’s a lot of that going around (see: COVID, Canadian truckers, Ukraine, etc.).

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I used to do soapstone carving, and was exposed to some of the dust. Soapstone’s a type of talc, again contaminated with asbestos. Nothing bad so far (crosses fingers).

    • B.P.

      Injecting it? They’re using talcum powder wrong.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But take your vaccines, kids.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Well, looks like I am finally back. Had a bit of a health problem and then a serious family issue. Too bad for y’all, you still have to put up with me.

    That’s a lot of words for “They let me go.”

    • ron73440

      Or, “I escaped.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or, “They escaped…”

      • MikeS

        ^ winner ^

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Or, “They escaped…”

        Wait. Are we talking about Don now?

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Don is plural?

    • Suthenboy

      I was waiting for that one….

      • TARDis

        As long as you’re not a Fedboi now, it’s okay.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I have been watching youtube viddys from Fireball Tool.

    Shop project

    If you fell down those stairs (spoiler alert!) you’d look like you’d been run through a giant cheese grater.

  20. Count Potato

    “A federal grand jury on Tuesday indicted the leader of the right-wing Proud Boys on a conspiracy charge stemming from the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, the Justice Department announced.

    Enrique Tarrio, 38, was arrested in Miami on a charge of conspiring to obstruct an official proceeding, a felony that federal prosecutors have brought against hundreds of Capitol riot defendants and carries a maximum possible sentence of 20 years in prison.

    Tarrio is being charged alongside five co-defendants affiliated with the Proud Boys who were all indicted early last year and have since pleaded not guilt to an effort to “stop delay and hinder the certification of the electoral college vote.”

    Tarrio was not present on the day of the attack. He was arrested on Jan. 4 and ordered to stay away from D.C. after he was accused of burning a stolen flag from an African American church in December 2020.

    But prosecutors alleged on Tuesday that Tarrio helped organize and rally the Proud Boys to travel to D.C. with the intent to obstruct Congress’s certification of the Electoral College votes that delivered President Biden his victory.

    The indictment notes that on Jan. 5, Tarrio met with Stewart Rhodes, the leader of the far-right Oath Keepers group who has been arrested and charged with seditious conspiracy. During the riot, he continued to keep in touch with members of the Proud Boys, telling them they would be subject to “top down leadership.”

    https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/597325-proud-boys-leader-indicted-on-conspiracy-charge-over-jan-6

    • Suthenboy

      “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.” – Einstein.

      Like stupidity dishonesty knows has no bounds.

  21. Count Potato

    “These women are running a “Sexy Summer Camp” for children in rural Kentucky, with lessons on “sex liberation,” “gender exploration,” “BDSM,” “being a sex worker,” “self-managed abortions,” and “sexual activity while using licit and illicit drugs.”

    The leader of Sexy Summer Camp recommends that children begin to masturbate as toddlers.

    “Masturbation is really healthy and I recommend it to people of all ages. All ages. As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.”

    As part of the Sexy Summer Camp’s “self-pleasure workshop,” instructors promise to give a “hands on” lesson simulating masturbation on students’ hands.

    The founder of Sexy Summer Camp, Tanya Turner, identifies as a witch. She says she was raised by “a host of witchy women” in a “coven-like mountain matriarchy.” She uses tarot cards, crystals, and sex toys as part of her practice and encourages people to “join her coven.””

    https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1501225322401787904

    • Sean

      They look exactly how you expect.

      • TARDis

        pedosows

    • Suthenboy

      “As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.”

      So, a person with no children trying to teach morals or whatnot to people who do.

      *I have nothing against wanking, but Cm’on. Who wants a blind kid with hairy palms?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep that caught my eye. You imposed on kids that were not your own to impose on. And if your brother or sister allowed it they are just as sick

    • pistoffnick the refusnik

      I’m pretty sure hundreds of generations of kids figured out how to masturbate on their own.

      Who would send their kids to this?

      • TARDis

        Sick, soulless, single moms who think of their offspring as a prop in the fucked play of their fucked up lives.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

    • Suthenboy

      It is just an accident that our energy independence ended the minute his policies were enacted.
      Yeah, pull the other one motherfucker.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He waited until now to make that claim instead of over the whole year when prices have gone up nearly double?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    It’s the pandemic, stupid

    As the world barrels into Year Three of the pandemic, Americans are entering a new phase of economic anxiety — an inescapable reality that shouts out at them in big bold numbers on countless signs dotting the nation’s roadsides.

    Record gas prices are here, just as many people are mapping out summer road trips or returning to the office for the first time in two years. That could create a particularly sticky problem for policy makers as inflation soaks into the fabric of American life. Even though gas accounts for a relatively small portion of consumers’ overall spending, those prices reinforce a broader sense of gloom that could ultimately curb spending.

    The average price for a gallon of regular gas on Monday hit $4.17 — an all-time high, breaking the previous record of $4.11 a gallon that had stood since July 2008. Prices were already elevated because of supply shortages before Russia invaded Ukraine two weeks ago, but prices have spiked as the oil industry has shunned Russian crude.

    That sticker shock is hard, if not impossible, for most Americans to ignore. In the short term, at least, you can’t easily adjust how much gas you need to get by.

    ——-

    “Sometimes people don’t really know why gas prices are rising, but this time people know that it’s because of this war,” Binder says. “The ban on Russian oil imports is important and just, and hopefully most people will see that it is worth the higher price at the pump.”

    The gas price surge feels like the beginning of a grim third chapter in the pandemic era: 2020 brought the deadly virus; 2021 the devastating economic aftershocks; and 2022 marks the start of Europe’s largest ground war since WWII, which is compounding the pain wrought by the crises leading up to it.

    And that reality will slap us all in the face every time we go for a drive.

    Where do they find these fucking people?

    • Count Potato

      ““Sometimes people don’t really know why gas prices are rising, but this time people know that it’s because of this war,” Binder says. “The ban on Russian oil imports is important and just, and hopefully most people will see that it is worth the higher price at the pump.””

      CWAA

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        It’s just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Putin.

    • creech

      Yep, just heard NBC News refer to the “Don’t Say Gay Bill.” Funny, I don’t recall them referring to Obamacare as “Death Panels Bill.” Every day in every way, they just keep demonstrating they are an arm of the Democrat National Committee.

      • Ted S.

        As soon as I heard it called that on my local news, I wanted to reach through the screen, shake the news reader by the lapels, and ask him who dubbed it that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Does the bill even mention gay?

      • rhywun

        This is the bill to take sexual preference and “gender identification” “instruction” out of elementary schools?

        Funny, I had a pretty good education and those topics never came up at any grade level.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      COVID, war in Europe, an imminent economic disaster, etc…

      And this is what they do.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe if we all wear our masks, gas prices will go down.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Another bump in the road

    The price of nickel is surging as investors take stock of the new global reality: Russia, a key supplier of the metal, is now facing extensive sanctions following its invasion of Ukraine.

    In an unusual step, the London Metal Exchange suspended nickel trading on Tuesday morning after three-month contract prices more than doubled to over $100,000 per ton.

    Nickel is a critical ingredient in the lithium-ion battery cells used in most electric vehicles sold in – and planned for – the U.S. market. Its abrupt price surge has analysts and investors raising hard questions about automakers’ ambitious electric-vehicle programs.

    We’ll just get the nickel we need from the magic hat.

    • Ted S.

      The price of nickel is more than five cents?

    • creech

      How are the mines up there in Sudbury, Ontario doing?

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Just heard on radio…”it’s irrelevant if gas prices rise as long as weale a stand….” we are fu ked

    • Ownbestenemy

      More idiocy

      Poutine and restaurants that sell it are thinking of removing the dish

      • Count Potato

        That’s a joke, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nope…people are retarded as they think it’s a dish in honor of Putin

      • Gustave Lytton

        Irving Berlin and Taco hit hardest.

    • Raven Nation

      It’s a little unclear to me why all these leftists are being so defensive about rising gas prices. I thought one of the open goals of stopping fracking, etc. was to drive up gas prices in order to cut back private vehicle use for environmental reasons.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If there is a third rail of economics in the US, it’s gas prices.

        The Dems are about to get a reminder about that.

      • rhywun

        Their brains are melting from the realization that it will fuck them in the next election.

      • creech

        They are doing what they can. SCOTUS refused to hear a challenge to PA and NC Republicans who will suffer due to their states’ Supreme Court (controlled by Dems) imposing congressional maps on the 2022 elections. PA GOP predicts loss of two or three seats, NC at least one. NY’s new map looks to flip 3 GOP seats. Will need a Red tidal wave to get back the House.

      • rhywun

        NY’s at least is blatantly illegal (the Dems dismissed the required “non-partisan” commission and drew the map themselves) and is being challenged.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        They are getting what they want. They just don’t want to be blamed for it.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Kind of a package deal, that — you think they would’ve realized that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The laptop class thinks everybody can work from home

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        With the media behind them, they often can shift the blame. They might even be successful this time. Sad, but true.

      • hayeksplosives

        Remember this gem from Obama’s Energy Secretary, Steven Chu?

        “Somehow,” Chu said, “we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.”

        That was in 2008.

      • Suthenboy

        It has always been about shortages of energy, destroying wealth and the ability to create wealth. The death tax is about destroying people’s ability to accumulate wealth. Wealth gives one options, options that the left doesn’t want you to have.

        How many of you remember Carter’s gas lines? They have always been evil power mongers. Every decision you make for yourself is one they can’t make for you.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Yep. That exact line, from that exact motherfucker, cost me a job in the middle of a recession. In the end it cost me a house and almost my marriage.

      • Count Potato

        “I thought one of the open goals of stopping fracking, etc. was to drive up gas prices in order to cut back private vehicle use for environmental reasons.”

        They are still saying that too.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well there it is.

      Everything is explained now.

    • Suthenboy

      Ancient Japanese didn’t have to benefit of comic books. Everyone now knows never to lock a demon inside a rock.

  26. Count Potato

    “Just remember, the party of limited government and free speech banned the word gay in the state of Florida.”

    https://twitter.com/davidmweissman/status/1501285608408313857

    “US Army Vet, American Jew, former Republican, former Trump supporter, and proud Liberal Dem. Opinion writer for @OccupyDemocrats”

    His entire feed is total ass cancer.

  27. slumbrew

    I am drinking a mezcal negroni (though I need an orange to properly garnish it).

    I can’t believe it has taken me this long to “discover” these.

    Negroni posse: do yourself a favor and try one.

    • KSuellington

      Have you tried a Manhattan with Campari instead of sweet vermouth? I’m gonna have to pick up a bottle of it.

      • slumbrew

        I have not!

        I’ll have to try that next Manhattan.

        Another great Manhattan variant: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/toronto/

        I’ve had those out – uncertain if they used the simple syrup in the ones I’ve had.

  28. Count Potato

    “LGBTQ activists host ‘non-binary’ sex ed summer camp for children

    Elementary-aged children at the “non-binary” sex education summer camp will witness a condom demonstration as part of the week-long event’s activities.

    A summer camp in Indianapolis, Indiana, devoted to sex education for third-grade through fifth-grade children is organized by an “inclusive sexuality educator” who advocates for minors to “explore” condom usage, “kinks,” and pornography.

    The sex education-themed event set to take place from June 6 – 10 at Half Liter BBQ & Beer Hall is billed as an exclusive summer camp for students in third grade through fifth grade, according to the password-protected Eventbrite page.

    According to the event flyer, the summer camp is further described as “Affirming, non-binary, body-positive, social emotional learning through play.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/sex-ed-summer-camp-elementary-schoolers

    • rhywun

      I knew the private market would step in after Florida banned the gay.

      • Suthenboy

        Did they ban it? The articles just says it passed the Legislature.
        The name is completely misleading of course. The bill takes teaching about transblabbidyblah brainwashing gibberish out of K-3 classrooms.

    • Gustave Lytton

      After the Soviet Union collapsed, the globalists descended upon Russia to rape and pillage. In the years after 2000, NATO expansion was used to hem in Russia along the Baltic. These were hard years, but Russia finally reasserted its sovereignty.

      ?

  29. Gustave Lytton

    Does Zelensky just own military tshirts? It’s been just barely above freezing during the day in Kiev, he’s not wearing something warmer? Because it looks to me like he’s trying to create some trademark image like Steve Jobs and his turtlenecks. And it’s phony as shit.

    • Tundra

      He’s totally full of shit. A couple of pictures with body armor and every boomercon fuckwit and lefty shitbrain has to go change their panties.

      I’m done. Launch the fucking missiles already.

  30. Winston

    So shit is really starting to hit the fan. What are we to do?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Duck and cover, kid. Duck. And. Cover.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Duh. Start doing business with Russia. That will turn it into a liberal democracy.

      • Suthenboy

        Hey, it worked with China. I don’t see it wouldn’t work with Russia.

      • Winston

        Russia and Ukraine should have had a free trade deal…

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        There you go.

  31. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/why-i-decided-to-leave-the-brooklyn-brewery-i-co-founded/

    What has perhaps been one of the most disturbing aspects of all of this is that we are in a place in society where anyone who says something that may offend people is canceled. Trying to silence is not the way forward.

    It is a dangerous world where we cannot say what we believe is right out of fear of losing everything we worked so hard to build. Applying freedom of speech only to discourse that goes along with a specific narrative keeps us from growing and changing our minds, and our society becomes all the poorer for it.

    Is this the commercial society in action?

    • Suthenboy

      “The NY Governor is attempting to use emergency powers to bypass the legislature with an executive order that would allow her to detain suspected public health threats and isolate them without trial or due process in health care facilities.”

      I won’t be surprised is this effort is successful given what they have gotten away with already.

    • Tundra

      Excellent form.

      Thank you, amigo!

  32. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/a-liberal-moment-but-which-one/

    The current anti-liberal elites (and by “elites” I mean those who fancy themselves opinion-makers, such as politicians, celebrities, and intelligentsia regardless of political affiliation) see these items as, at best, temporary setbacks; they are the death throes of an obsolete ideology and nothing more.

    The anti-liberal elites believe they have all the power. History and Science are on their side. They and they alone are the arbiters of Right and Wrong. Their positions as politicians, professors, priests, and performers grant them the insight needed to direct society. Liberalism was all well and good in the 18th and 19th centuries. Still, Science has advanced to such a level that liberalism is no longer needed. Liberalism will soon be ground beneath the wheel of time. It is destiny, after all.

    Interesting how the anti-liberals sound a lot like 18th and 19th century liberals…

  33. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/punish-the-russian-government-not-the-russian-people/

    Moreover, attempting to segregate the entire country would be dangerous. Imagine the Russian Federation as a giant North Korea, only bigger and with many more nuclear weapons. And controlled by an increasingly repressive and isolated leader, who also appears to be increasingly paranoid and desperate. Shutting this state off from the world is precisely the wrong strategy.

    Wasn’t globalization supposed to stop this? And why are the globalists enthusiastically embracing this?

    • Tundra

      Uh, because the globalists want fewer than a billion people on the planet?

      They are neo-Malthusians, Winston

      • Winston

        I was trying to be snarky. Bandow is one of those “free trade will liberate the world” types.

      • Suthenboy

        Because culture is tenacious as hell and most of those cultures are shit? Wait, I forgot, all cultures are equal and love them some western style freedom.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        This is what gets missed in a lot of this, mostly by conservatives, but others too.

        They don’t want the same things we do. They hate those things. When you try to reason with them, they cannot see past Malthus, Marx, and Rousseau. That there are too many of us, that we should be directed at all times by government, and in our natural state we are one big sing-a-long. All of which is bullshit. Man is red in tooth and claw, we need to keep growing or we die, and there are no top-down solutions. It’s why all of the things they think will work so well turn to shit in the end. They are all based on discredited theories.

  34. Winston

    https://fee.org/articles/the-west-is-turning-against-free-trade-again/amp

    Across the world, there are signs that the globalist consensus around free trade and open markets is unravelling, not least in the two places which were central in creating such a consensus: Europe and the United States.

    Well there is a globalist consensus on lockdowns something that FEE today is quite happy about. Also why was it assumed that this consensus would be permanent? And isn’t it rather questionable to put total faith in the elites and hope they’ll do the right thing? And isn’t consensus rather collectivist for a supposedly libertarian entity?