Thursday Afternoon Rainy St Patrick’s Day Links

by | Mar 17, 2022 | Daily Links | 326 comments

FAITH AN’ BEGORRAH! Here’s a nice little tune to set the mood.

 

 

HOW MANY DIVISIONS DO THEY HAVE? World Court orders Russia to halt invasion of Ukraine.

 

IT’S NOT GASLIGHTING WHEN *THEY* DO IT: The NYT Now Admits the Biden Laptop — Falsely Called “Russian Disinformation” — is Authentic.

 

CONSOLATION PRIZE: Stacey Abrams has a cameo on Star Trek: Discovery as president of United Earth. That’s like getting a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni when you lose big on a TV game show.

 

FOR HYPERBOLE who says all Irish music sounds the same to him.

 

 

 

 

UNION THUGS BECLOWN THEMSELVES WHILE VIRTUE-SIGNALLING: So apparently the American Federation of Teachers decided to have some signs printed, in a union print shop, of course, to show their solidarity with Ukraine. Somehow, nobody caught that the flag of Ukraine was upside-down relative to the printing on the signs. They hastily took down the tweet, but not before it had been screen captured for the ages.

 

HOW NOT TO DO THINGS: Minor sportsball entertainment celeb busted for drugs in Russia at a very inopportune moment. Legacy media wonders why this isn’t the biggest sports story in the US today. Under normal circumstances, the best thing would be to let this be handled quietly through diplomatic channels. That goes double under the current circumstances. You want Otto Warmbier? Cause that’s how you get Otto Warmbier.

 

PAGING SUGARFREE: VP Kamala Harris has a new deputy press secretary, Ernesto Apreza. “Partner, son, brother, dog dad, & PNW native. Organizer and comms guy trying to do good. Currently with #46. Personal account. tweets = míos.” Will Strawberry take him under her wing? How long until Kamala makes him cry? How soon until we get a photo of him in kinkwear (NTTAWWT, of course)?

 

BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO VERY GOOD: Here is a completely gratuitous link to photos of drunken girls showing cleavage and making out with one another in honor of Saint Patrick. You’re welcome. Now go out and get your drink on.

 

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Tonio

Tonio

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326 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Stacey Abrams has a cameo on Star Trek: Discovery as president of United Earth.”

    “The Klingons hacked the election.”

    • SDF-7

      More like “Wait… someone watches this or cares?”

    • Drake

      Stacey Abrams has a cameo on Star Trek: Discovery as president of United Earth.

      • rhywun

        ??

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “Partner, son, brother, dog dad, & PNW native. Organizer and comms guy trying to do good. Currently with #46. Personal account. tweets = míos.”

    Well I’m convinced he’s going to tell the truth. He’s a dog dad! Those guys never lie!

    • Tonio

      “Dog dad,” “cat mom,” etc, are completely obnoxious.

      • SDF-7

        “Bear lover”, however….. 😉

      • slumbrew

        I, uh…

    • rhywun

      “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

        How true

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      So precious.

    • B.P.

      Oooh. And he’s an “organizer.” There sure are a lot of organizers showing up in high-profile positions these days, and it never turns out that they’re good around filing cabinets, adept at the Dewey Decimal System, etc.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That roughly translates to “rabble rouser”

    • R C Dean

      Could somebody translate “Currently with #46”. My first read is that he’s been dumped by 45 dudes? chicks? whatever.

      • MikeS

        I guess he counts working for the VP as working for the POTUS.

        Technically correct I suppose? (Yes, I know, it’s the best kind of correct.)

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Biden is the 46th President. But I like your interpretation better.

      • C. Anacreon

        He may also be a fan of the 1985 Chicago Bears defense.

  3. Rebel Scum

    Here’s a nice little tune to set the mood.

    I’ll take it up a notch: An Irish Pub Song

    • Tonio

      Sláinte!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The real questions are why now, who’s putting pressure on Biden and for what reason?

      The glove of protection has been lifted.

    • Tonio

      Fixed. Thanks.

  4. Count Potato

    “dog dad”

    Does that mean he identifies as a dog? Either way, that’s not how biology works.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Caniphobe alert!

    • juris imprudent

      Depends on the bitch he’s sticking it in?

      Anyway, I’m sure SF will have him in flagrante delicto with Astra, Kayleighburrow and Seresto soon enough. Hopefully all three at once.

      • Tonio

        I don’t think Ernesto is interested in women, but I could be wrong.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        I am sensing the return of Major here.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, he isn’t supposed to enjoy it.

      • Tulip

        I figured Major

  5. Count Potato

    “https://acidcow.com/girls/43960-drunken-st-patrick-s-day-girls-69-pics.html”

    I find that URL misleading.

    • Tonio

      Heh. I noticed that, too. It’s a canonical number.

  6. Tundra

    BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO VERY GOOD

    Damn!

  7. Ownbestenemy

    Im just curious how you got my camera roll …

    Happy I am not going to remember tonight Day!

  8. SDF-7

    Obvious thought is obvious: Isn’t flying a country’s flag upside down the international sign of distress for that country? I mean… DUH there, teachers… ready-made excuse….

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      A lot of commenters on Twatter were trying to use that excuse. Like Pee Wee falling off his bike. “I meant to do that”.

      • DEG

        Yep, Irish. And awesome.

      • slumbrew

        I was gonna be disappoint if that wasn’t on the list.

    • SDF-7

      I strongly suspect I’d like more than a little of it — Brave got me interested in listening to more Julie Fowlis — and I enjoy that despite not understanding a bizarre word of it. So I have a weakness for Celtic roots, I expect.

      That said, the Irish music I do listen to at the moment is a bit different.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I promised a proposed California bill for the ages in the last thread and I’m going to deliver.

    I proudly submit unto thee Bill SB866 by Senators Weiner and Pan

    https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202120220SB866

    THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DO ENACT AS FOLLOWS:

    SECTION 1. Section 6931 is added to the Family Code, to read:
    6931. (a) A minor 12 years of age or older may consent to a vaccine that is approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration and meets the recommendations of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (ACIP) without the consent of the parent or guardian of the minor.
    (b) An authorized vaccine provider may administer a vaccine pursuant to subdivision (a). For purposes of this section, “authorized vaccine provider” means a person licensed pursuant to Division 2 (commencing with Section 500) of the Business and Professions Code or a clinic or health facility licensed pursuant to Division 2 (commencing with Section 1200 of the Health and Safety Code), or any other provider authorized by the state.
    (c) This section does not authorize a vaccine provider to provide any a service that is otherwise outside the vaccine provider’s scope of practice.

    • Count Potato

      Wait until they do “gender affirming” care.

      There already doctors admitting they do surgery on minors that do not have gender dysphoria.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ll note that Pan is a professor of pediatrics and a practicing doctor.

      • Count Potato

        I’m thinking the guy with the flute and horns is more trustworthy.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I see what you did there, I think.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, if that plus the “all kids regardless of home or charter schooling must get the jab” along with “all businesses that operate in the state must mandate all employees get the jab” pass, I’m definitely going to have to move. Really hoping with the narrative shifting (due to the politics shifting) even the CA legislature won’t want to touch that mess. But they probably will…. *sigh*.

    • Endless Mike

      There still aren’t any available FDA Approved Covid vaccines…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That doesn’t matter to me at all on this issue.

        I’ll censor what I think should happen to Weiner and Pan for even suggesting this usurpation of parental authority.

        And mark my words, if the kid is injured, the government won’t be accepting responsibility for it.

      • Endless Mike

        Oh, I agree, they just didn’t pay attention to their language very well in the bill.

    • Sean

      Kids are the worst and I don’t care.

      Let them learn hard lessons at a young age.

      I’d probably feel different if I had kids…

      • juris imprudent

        Nikki is that you?

  10. Rebel Scum

    The court ruled by 13 votes to two for a provisional order that “the Russian Federation shall immediately suspend military operations that it commenced on 24 February 2022 in the territory of Ukraine”. Only the Russian and Chinese judges on the court voted against the order.

    How many extra long tables do you command?! *laughs in Russian*

    • nw

      Seems easy enough to comply with. “These aren’t the military operations we commenced on 24 February…
      these are the ones we commenced on 25 February.”

      • R C Dean

        “The ones we commenced on 24 February ran out of gas before they got to the border.”

  11. Hyperion

    Honest question, does anyone really believe that Biden is polling an approval rating anywhere near 40%? Who the fuck are they polling to get those results? It can’t even be humans living in the USA.

    • Tundra

      I believe it. Particularly in how they select for polling.

      • Hyperion

        Well, that’s what I’m saying, who are they polling? Or I suppose I should ask ‘what are the questions?’.

      • Tundra

        Lol.

        “Well, not the reputable ones, but there aren’t many of those.”

        I need to watch that show.

    • Ownbestenemy

      With questions like “Do you think its good the president eats ice cream?” I can see that number up that high.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My MIL, who is so blinded by her hatred of Trump that she’d vote for a malevolent corpse instead.

      Oh wait….

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, pretty sure “At least he’s not Trump” is all that the people who voted for Biden have to say about him. Heaven knows he hasn’t done anything good.

      • Count Potato

        He just needs more time.

      • Tonio

        “Trump left him such a mess it will take him two terms to even begin to undo that.”

      • R C Dean

        *sends Tonio Journolist 2.0 password*

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Weigel is that you?

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, it’s amazing how a guy can do so many bad things and there’s not a single human on the planet who can name even one of them, or even has to.

    • Sensei

      Given that I’m in Metro NYC I think he still probably polls over 50% around here.

      I could be wrong – I’ve got nothing that I’m actually supporting this opinion with…

    • Tonio

      Yes, given what everyone said above. Plus there are people who refuse to answer these polls ever. Also, there may be people who answer the polls believing that they are secret loyalty tests and want to give the “right” answer.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is an odd place to be hitting on Tonio

      • R.J.

        It’s the least I can do after he posts chicks.

      • Tulip

        Next time I get called, I’m going to plead the fifth.

    • Rebel Scum

      Propaganda runs deep. So does “muh-TEAM”.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Approval often means “He sucks, but I think he’s better than the previous guy or any likely alternative we’re going to get next time around”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa!

      This is what it took? AYFKM?

    • Sensei

      Legit LOL.

    • Hyperion

      There are more Marxists in the USA than there are in Russia today.

    • Count Potato

      LOLWTF?

    • MikeS

      And you actually have to pay money to attend that school?

  12. Sensei

    Our boys in blue seem to think they are in the Army. I just wish they were subject to the sames rules of engagement and accountability.

    NYPD precinct faces outcry for ‘hunting of man’ Hemingway quote

    “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.”

  13. Rebel Scum

    I can’t understand any words other than the title in this one: The Rocky Road to Dublin

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      to 0.75%

      Imma stick some FlexTape over this broken levy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        levee, dammit

      • juris imprudent

        It works the other way too.

    • The Other Kevin

      Don’t they have Teslas in England?

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, but you can’t drive them on the wrong side of the road.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL. My father took his new Nissan pickup to the mountains yesterday. He couldn’t figure out how to work the cruise control, and the lane departure detection started screaming at him on the cutbacks because he crosses over in the turns.

        He was not in a good mood when he got there.

      • Hyperion

        “he lane departure detection started screaming at him ”

        LOL, I keep screaming at our SUV because it keeps doing that ‘I didn’t cross the fucking line you piece of shit tin can!’.

      • R.J.

        I turn that shit off. The Jeep has it. Texas paints lines over old lines so the steering wheel was perpetually vibrating (not in a fun way) I find lane correction useless. In comparison, adaptive cruise control is wonderful.

      • Hyperion

        Best newer feature on a car is that eagle eye backup camera, I’m not even sure how I can drive a car now that doesn’t have that.

      • Tonio

        You can add those after-market without adding all that other safety bullshit.

      • groat scotum

        Gopro bungeed to the trailer hitch?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The adaptive cruise is great until it isn’t. Mine tends to panic when people put their brakes on in front of me.

    • SDF-7

      Bet Margaret Thatcher doesn’t look quite so confusing now, does she Phil Collins?

  14. Hyperion

    So, I bought a 12 pack of hipster juice yesterday and I did not realize that ‘surge’ means it has 8% abv instead of 5. I kept wondering how I got so drunk on 10 little cans of it, lol.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Such stunning. Much brave.

    They are so desperate to push their sexual agenda on kids. It’s sad and pathetic

    We get it. You like dicks. More power to you. But leave the kids alone.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hoffer had something to say about those who substitute the goals and achievements of the group for their own.

    • rhywun

      Love all the politically-correct bumper laptop stickers.

  16. Raven Nation

    St. Patrick’s Day carnage in NZ.

    Not the whole story but deserves to be highlighted:

    “Omicron is really affecting our resources as well and we can’t be everywhere at all times.”

    He said there was a “blase attitude” among students about Covid-19 restrictions.

    “There’s not a mask in sight … no social distancing. There’s sharing of vapes and bottles, and unfortunately, it’s not something we can completely control.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good for them

    • MikeS

      unfortunately, it’s not something we can completely control.

      Go. Fuck. Your. Self.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah that really stood out.

      • Hyperion

        See, that’s the worst of it, they can’t even keep you shitlords from saying stuff like that on the internets.

    • Hyperion

      I can’t even keep up with the Omicron variant’s variants. They are never going to let this thing go, are they?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Maybe it’s because I live in a deep red state, but it sure feels like Irish democracy has won the day on COVID. My wife is taking classes at Boise State, which isn’t the bluest school in the nation, but it’s definitely out of place in the state. She said right before spring break, everyone wore masks in class, while they were off the Ukraine invasion happened and when she went back, there wasn’t a mask to be seen.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Today at both Oregon State and at the University of Oregon I saw most students wearing masks still. Outside, no mandate.

        Their brains are ruined.

  17. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    Shepherd’s Pie is ready to go in the oven.

    My Tournament Bracket is still intact.

    Drunk chick peeing on the wall, would, but maybe at a different time.

    People would probably care about Griner if they watched women’s basketball, but they don’t.

    • Hyperion

      That’s some good peasant food, I mean mashed taters, hamburger, and corn. What is not to like?

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        That, and I don’t have the ingredients for corned beef.

      • KSuellington

        I have not once seen corned beef in Ireland. Ham, potatoes cabbage and carrots would be a common meal. Shepard’s Pie would be as well and beats it hands down.

      • slumbrew

        ISTR the association of corned beef with the Irish was due to the comparative wealth of the newly American Irish – it was a celebratory dish they couldn’t have afforded in the old country.

      • KSuellington

        I’d always heard it was the Jews what done it. That the Irish lived in the East Coast next to the Jews and got the habit from Jewish delis. It’s definitely an American thing as it really is not common at all over there.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Way to burst my bubble. Next you’ll be telling me that Mexicans don’t really celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Lamb roast, taters, maybe some mashed peas or something.

  18. Tundra

    Today in The Struggles of Strawberry.

    Sucks to be her. But, since she’s a repellent twat, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Like I asked above, what has changed that they feel now is the appropriate time to go after Biden?

      Somebody has an agenda here and it has nothing to do with justice or accountability.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or the appropriate amount of time has passed where we get another “At this point what difference does it make” attitude and Dems can paint anyone who brings it up as baseless mumblings of a failing party?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t think so.

        Something has changed. Maybe the best possibility is that Durham is going to confirm it and they’re getting ahead of it.

        Or perhaps Biden didn’t go along with somebody and they’re exerting pressure to get something, like… say… a no fly zone?

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        It’s damage control for the ’22 election. If they deal with it now, it might be containable. Later? Ticking bomb.

      • MikeS

        That, along with a bunch of Ukraine and upcoming wave of COVID to help push it down the page.

      • hayeksplosives

        “He doesn’t work in the government.”

        Sure. His dealings in Ukraine are exactly what he’d have been doing if Joe Biden were a cattle rancher in Montana.

      • R C Dean

        “He doesn’t work in the government.”

        “Well, he didn’t, but the laptop says his father, at that time the VP, was taking a cut. The VP works for the government, right?”

      • hayeksplosives

        “What would you say it is you do here?”

      • Compelled Speechless

        “Fly around in private jets smoking crack or parm, banging family members widows and picking up envelopes from men in really nice suits addressed to “The Big Guy”. Normal senator son stuff.”

      • Sensei

        Exactly. “What Difference, At This Point, Does It Make?”

      • Compelled Speechless

        I think you’re right that it’s just the best possible timing. No one will be penalized for orchestrating a literal conspiracy with hundreds of actors working to manipulate the outcome of the election. They’ll just brush it off and let a few news cycles take place and it will be long forgotten by the time midterms really ramp up.

        It does still seem like the very best option is still to just shut up about it all together. Maybe it helps NYT be able to claim they’re interested in their journalistic integrity?

      • Count Potato

        Oh you!

      • B.P.

        We don’t have time for minor palace intrigue. There is a land war in Europe!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s definitely feasible.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Yeah. It would be totally characteristic of the media to suddenly release a bevy of think pieces decrying how irresponsible it is without ever acknowledging the very organization they work for participated or asking that anyone actually be held accountable.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Look at that teeth clenching!

    • Hyperion

      I’m still convinced that Brandon only hired her because she has plugs just like him. If she doesn’t then what is up with all those weird hair parts all over her head?

      • Compelled Speechless

        That’s your theory. My theory is that Brandon hasn’t hired a single person in this administration and the appearance that he is at all animate is do to the work of the voodoo witch doctor from Weekend at Bernies 2.

    • MikeS

      Correct response form that reporter after she said “he’s not a government employee” would be to shout, “Right. But his father -the Big Guy– is!”

    • Rebel Scum

      Now imagine if we had the same shenanigans but substituted Don Jr for Hunter Biden.

      • MikeS

        The Bush girls got busted drinking underage and it was national news for weeks.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Hell, it would be national news for weeks if Ivanka had farted in an elevator.

      • Tundra

        Melania?

        Because her farts probably smell like cinnamon.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        She’s a cabbage eater. Her farts probably stink to high heaven.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Is that a well known Slovenian stereotype?

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        It’s a Central/Eastern European stereotype. I’ve been there several times and don’t really remember the food. I think it’s like Austrian food, so schnitzel, potatoes and cabbage.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Disappointing lack of co-operation


    President Biden’s latest setback with Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.), who this week derailed his nominee to serve in a key post on the Federal Reserve, shows that the president continues to have serious problems winning over the most important vote in the Senate Democratic caucus.

    Senate Democrats felt confident they would be able to confirm Sarah Bloom Raskin, a highly qualified nominee who previously served in the No. 2 position at the Obama-era Treasury Department, to serve as the Fed’s vice chairwoman of supervision.

    So they were shocked and exasperated when Manchin announced Monday he would oppose the nominee, forcing her to withdraw her nomination the next day.

    It’s “Why doesn’t Manchin play nice?” instead of “Why doesn’t Joe nominate people who can get confirmed?”

    • Hyperion

      It’s not that Manchin wants to do that, it’s just that he knows his political career in WV is over if he doesn’t.

      • The Other Kevin

        He’s got to wake up every day thinking he’s dodged a lot of bullets. Hell, 100 Democrats are asking Biden to ban all drilling on federal lands.

      • Hyperion

        If even one of them realized that banning petro will lead to them being dead in less than a year, that would stop. But every one of them have never seen a difficult time in their entire lives and imagine themselves living in a TikTok simulation.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Isn’t it ironic that the one time you can actually point to someone feeling they need to be accountable to their constituency, they become the most demonized person in the senate. And by ironic, I mean incredibly predictable.

    • rhywun

      It’s amazing that there is only one Dem senator willing to put the brakes on the crazy train.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sinema isn’t totally bonkers.

      • Hyperion

        All we really need to know is how does her tits compare to Tulsi’s?

      • Tundra

        Well, now that’s a good question.

        Kristin.

        Tulsi.

        I say Tulsi’s, while smaller, are superior

      • Hyperion

        Concur, I like Tulsi, would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

      • R C Dean

        Por que no los dos quatro?

      • slumbrew

        Bravo.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I remember now she joined him on something similar recently.

      • Hyperion

        Just like I said, his political career is over if he doesn’t. Most of the dems are from commie states and will sill get voted back in by the dummies living there.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Dude lives in a state totally dependent on coal. If he fucks this up, his career is over, his kids will never have a career, and his name will be treated like Sherman’s.

    • MikeS

      Yep. Same goes for legislation. It’s not, “act like adults and compromise”, it’s “how can we ram this through with zero help from the opposition”. I mean, it wouldn’t take a whole lot to get Collins, Murkowski, or Romney to go along with some of this shit if they put in half the effort.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Here’s how you can tell the quality of a bill without reading any of the language bill itself.
        – Fails to pass 70 to 30 with several members from each party crossing the aisle for a slightly mixed vote. This was probably a genuine attempt to do something useful or morally good. Grift amount = non-existent, which is to say it isn’t going to make anyone money or buy any votes. In other words, useless. Evil amount = as close to zero as government work comes.
        – Vote is 52 to 48 with several members from each party crossing the aisle for a truly mixed vote. This is called the unicorn vote. It probably contains nothing evil, but it probably also doesn’t contain anything worthwhile or more than merely symbolic. Grift amount = smallish. Evil amount = Roughly equivalent to the cops beating a colored person and planting drugs on him for fun. Reprehensible to most people, but they call it foreplay.
        – Vote is split exactly on party lines. We’ve all been here thousands of times. This only happens when one of the lobbying groups that has foolishly decided to put all their eggs in one party’s basket (ex. teacher’s unions to the DNC). Grift amount = considerable, but not as much as it would be if they were smart enough to grease all the pockets instead of only half. Evil amount = just be happy they’re not fire-bombing a third world country’s food supply.
        – Overwhelmingly passes in both parties. You’re all going to get it good and hard now!!! Grift amount = 100% pure USDA prime. Evil amount = The earth is likely about to split in two and Satan himself is preparing to invade wearing his largest, spikiest strap-on. Don’t even try to pretend like you don’t like it, because it’s going to happen either way….

    • R C Dean

      the president continues to have serious problems winning over the most important vote in the Senate Democratic caucus.

      Is there anything that matters that Manchin has opposed that Sinema has supported? Seems to me they’ve got more than one vote they really need that they’re having trouble getting.

    • Grummun

      a highly qualified nominee

      [ Citation Needed ]

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That would be Nancy DiAllessandro.

      And at that moment JFK was probably wondering if he could get away with banging her.

      • hayeksplosives

        Highly likely.

      • R.J.

        Heh heh.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        No, he was probably wondering how many people knew that he banged her.

    • Hyperion

      Good grief, from a time when Democrat’s did not love communism.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Future Joemala episode featuring Nancy chasing around Kennedy clones in the sub-basements?

      “Wannafu… eww, nooo!”

      • Compelled Speechless

        Come on, no one is going to buy that. A Kennedy turning down some naive young socialite strange? Repeating the trajectory of the magic bullet is more likely to happen.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Mmm… JFK wouldn’t turn it down, but RFK would go home and flagellate himself with a rosary.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I’m talking old Nancy with one of the shambling wrecks from the basement.

        JFK probably did young Nancy 15 minutes after the picture was taken.

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Finished up the second season of Raised By Wolves

    Easily the most pretentious, absurd, and overwrought science fiction in a decade. Laughably horrible.

    • rhywun

      And you still sat through two seasons of it?

    • Fatty Bolger

      Easily the most pretentious, absurd, and overwrought science fiction in a decade

      Somebody didn’t see Lovecraft Country.

      • Bobarian LMD

        pretentious, absurd, and overwrought horror?

      • R.J.

        Right up my alley.

      • Tonio

        I wanted to like that so very much.

        And it was horror, not scifi.

      • R.J.

        Tonight is Invasion of the Mushroom People so we cross both genres. I promise to have much bourbon and make the comments fun.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Invasion of the Mushroom People? If I’m going to watch a gang bang video, I’m going to shame watch and keep it to myself like a respectable person.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Did you watch the entire season?

        And I’m not sure I’d consider Raised By Wolves is fully sci-fo. It’s heavy on fantasy elements.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I tried. I couldn’t make it halfway through.

  21. DEG

    Partner, son, brother, dog dad, & PNW native. Organizer and comms guy trying to do good. Currently with #46. Personal account. tweets = míos.”

    Barf.

    At least I’ve started round two.

    Though, unfortunately, I have to go back to work and I have to be up early tomorrow.

  22. Sensei

    So we didn’t do anything about it the first time, but don’t worry about it because we got him now.

    Richard Dunn, 58, was videotaped by a student touching himself in a classroom on Feb. 1, charging documents say. On March 10, several female students reported that they saw him masturbating at his desk during class that day, documents say.

    It’s unclear when the Feb. 1 incident was reported to the school or police. A Nutley school spokeswoman declined to answer specific questions but said counseling would be available to those who need it.

    Substitute teacher caught touching himself in school twice, police say

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Dick Dunn done dicked himself.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Can we get an opera house applause gif here?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      The town ain’t called Nutley for nuthin’

      • Sean

        ⬆ ?

  23. Raven Nation

    Apparently someone just chained themselves to one of the goalposts during the Everton/Newcastle game. Stewards had to get boltcutters to detach them.

    • rhywun

      The good stuff only happens on Peacock. ?

    • R C Dean

      I’d walk up to him with a hacksaw, stretch his arm out, and say “Now, this may sting a little.”

      • Hyperion

        It does make one wonder, how many first world problems tactics like that would cure.

    • Raven Nation

      Wow, and Everton just got out of jail.

    • Hyperion

      He has face herpes, did Covid do that?

      • R.J.

        Fuck him. I hope he gets run over by a silent electric bus and every one hears his intestines pop.

        Piss on him.

        https://gifer.com/en/9SMx

    • hayeksplosives

      Since he is the one true prophet and leader, we should send him to Moscow to negotiate with Putin.

      • R.J.

        Excellent idea. Let a KGB agent poke him with a poisoned umbrella.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Then put him in Lenin’s Mausoleum or bury him in the Kremlin wall.

    • Tulip

      If karma exists Karposi Sarcoma.

      • slumbrew

        Very much this.

    • B.P.

      This is the guy who said, out loud, that maybe no one should shake hands ever again. And that airlines should have mask requirements for ever.

    • R.J.

      That’s great.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I’d walk up to him with a hacksaw, stretch his arm out, and say “Now, this may sting a little.”

    That would be barbaric. Just cut the chain with the gas axe.

    • R C Dean

      I wouldn’t actually cut his arm off.* I just want to see him thrash around and pee his pants.

      *Well, not all the way.

      • R.J.

        Just a pull back. Cut through the shirt fabric.

    • slumbrew

      Ohhh, shiny!

      I assume you had to liquidate your 401k for that.

      • Animal

        No, just sold uh, rented out a couple of the orphans.

    • R C Dean

      Sweet rig.

      Shame about all the snow. 71 high desert degrees and not a cloud in the sky, here.

      • Animal

        Given your summer temps I’ll take the snow, but every cat its own rat, as they say.

    • Fourscore

      You really look good, that machine sets you so off perfectly. I want one with a snowblower attachment, now that winter is over.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I have a Kubota with a front snowblower. It is perfect on the paved areas.. and will toss shear bolts on the gravel/dirt section of a rural driveway. Even if you keep it 1″ above the surface and try and scrape with a rear 3pt blade, it is inferior to a front angle plow. Just go with that either directly on the front or mounted on the loader arms.

        10+ years ago we replaced it with a F350 and a 8′ Western plow… changed the plow time from 2 hours to 30 mins. The nbeighbor has a small (lawn mower) Deere, with an hydraulic angle blade.. it is better than a blower.

      • Animal

        That big thing on the 3-point is a box blade, which a lot of folks up here use. We’re starting into the melting season here, but I reckon I’ll see how I get along with that and the front-end loader next winter. Key is going to be staying on top of it, of course.

        We got a mower with it and will be buying a tiller for the garden patch. It’s a nifty little tractor, perfect for the size of our place.

    • Tundra

      Sweet!

      Diesel?

      • Animal

        Yup.

      • Tundra

        Logged a bunch of hours on one of those up at the lake. Who knew moving gravel and pulling stumps could be so much fun?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Cool!

      My advice for keeping it in good working order is to always try to center the load on the bucket.

      The smaller tractors and backhoe loaders are susceptible to racking which wears out the bushings and pins faster. Just a friendly tip.

  25. slumbrew

    I am keeping in my St. Patrick’s Day tradition alive by not doing anything remotely Irish this evening.

    *sips mezcal*

    • KSuellington

      I’m Irish as fuck, including being a passport holder and I’ll be skipping all Irish shit tonite. It’s amateur day in the pubs that is only rivaled by NYE. Plus I’m old and married now and have young kids so no need. We did our St Pat’s observed thing last Saturday and went to the SF Irish Center and socialized. It was great to see a thousand people gathered indoors and (almost) no masks and no vaxx papers bullshit. It closed down here March 16, 2020 so two years without. Luck of the Irish. We were any luckier and we’d be extinct.

      How about the F1 start coming up this weekend? I can’t wait. So many good story lines. I want to see how Russell will do as Hamilton’s teammate. I see a bit of clash there as Hamilton will be all out to win a drivers championship and Merc will be top to get the constructors championship. Also want to see if Haas can pull out some better showings, they have a better driver in Magnusson. Ferrari could also be a real contender this year. I’ve been watching the breakdown of classic races on F1 TV and enjoying it a lot. Half hour episodes where they go over in detail key moments of all time great races. The Senna and Proust races are awesome. You may enjoy as I believe you said you have the F1 package.

      • slumbrew

        Jay-sus, get out of my head, man.

        I was going to post about tonight be one of the Two Great Amateur Nights, along with NYE.

        Not quite Irish AF, but still at least half.

        Still only about a quarter through Drive To Survive, but I’m ready as hell for F1!

        I think you’re right that Russell may not be content to just hold Hamilton’s jock for a whole season – and who could blame him?

        I have a soft-spot in my heart for Haas and losing Mazepin is a plus – I’ve always like K-Mags in general and he’s a decent driver (watched a bit of him in IMSA this year – not nearly as entertaining).

        I’ll have to check out those classic episode when I finish DTS – those sound great. I did indeed sprint for the F1 TV package, as much as it hurt my miserly heart.

      • KSuellington

        Heheh. Yeah I used to bartend and although it was great money it was a large pain in the ass on those nights. And as much as I love booze myself, I’ve never been a big fan of drunken belligerence, which those two nights have plenty of.

      • rhywun

        I had an Irish as fuck friend in SF who checked every box including when he punched a hole through our wall one night.

      • slumbrew

        “punched a hole through our wall one night”

        *checks box*

      • slumbrew

        TBF, it’s not a difficult thing to do. As long as you miss the stud.

      • R C Dean

        Would that be Irish Roulette?

      • KSuellington

        “Yer drywall is fooked. Ye’d better have dat looked at. I know a contractor as a matter of fact.”

    • Raven Nation

      Allow me to share with you the wisdom of Australian singer/songwriter Jon Schumann (former frontman for the brilliant Oz socialist band Redgum):

      “Just don’t sing [or talk] in an Irish accent if you’re not Irish, that’s all we ask.”

    • Tulip

      I was hoping it was alive

      • Sean

        He’s pining for the fjords.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That’s why I chose not to click the link. Now I can still pretend he exists and he’s making his way north to battle big foot. It’s going to be rad.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Since he is the one true prophet and leader, we should send him to Moscow to negotiate with Putin.

    I like it. He’d make a nice decoration for the gate to the Kremlin.

  27. The Hyperbole

    I never said all Irish music sounds the same, I said all Dropkick Murphey songs sound the same (Particularly after watching two other Celtic/Ska/Punk bands open for them.) Obviously there are many great Irish musicians, Tom Waits and SAHB para ejemplo.

    • Tonio

      My bad. Happy St. Paddy’s day.

      • The Hyperbole

        Back at you Tonio, and no worries, I’m just reminding Neph that I’ve seen The Interrupters and he hasn’t.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I think you’re right that Russell may not be content to just hold Hamilton’s jock for a whole season – and who could blame him?

    I have pretty much lost interest in F1, but didn’t Russell do an extremely impressive stand-in for Hamilton(?) last season? Like impressive enough that Mercedes intentionally fucked him in the pits to keep him from doing “too” well?

  29. Fourscore

    I mentioned yesterday about a part of the snow barrier had come down off my house. Today another piece of snow barrier is hanging over the eaves. The biggest problem today is one garage has that part of the chimney above the roof now on the ground in the snow. When the snow slid off off the roof it hit the chimney and took off about 5 cement blocks of chimney and tore the roofing up. I need to get the chimney hole covered ’cause it’s gonna rain in a couple days. Repairs will have to wait ’til the snow has gone.

    I’m undecided whether to call my insurance company, the repairs may be less than the deductible.

    • Endless Mike

      What kind of roof / how many squares of damage? Chimney repair can be expensive. metal repair can be expensive

  30. The Late P Brooks

    And- thinking about Russell being Designated Number Zwei reminds me of the good better old days, when it was Schumacher and Irvine at Ferrari. Irvine was paid handsomely to know his place, but when Schumacher broke his leg (if I remember rightly) Eddie drove the fucking wheels off that car until Michael returned.

    • The Hyperbole

      an extremely agitated hen

      No shit.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        For the hen’s sake I hope not.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Gross. That really is fowl!

      • R.J.

        Clearly no fowl play

      • R.J.

        He’s one lucky mother-clucker.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Gives a whole new meaning to “do you want the beef or the chicken?”

    • slumbrew

      “I fell in the shower henhouse”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        A million to one shot!

      • C. Anacreon

        He was in a ladder with his pants off and fell on to it, no doubt.

    • R.J.

      That might be good for Fauci too. It would be cruel to the chicken though.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And thus the Seventh Seal was broken.

    • Hyperion

      I used to live there. The only thing worse is living in MD. It’s like trading the worst climate ever for communism. Not an advised trade.

    • Animal

      Now there’s something you don’t see every day.

      • The Gunslinger

        To be fair, how many of us can truthfully say we’ve never had an agitated hen half buried in our rectum?

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Not with the gerbil already there.

        /Richard Gere

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’ve never seen that before and I would like to thank you personally for bring that into my life.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That one dates to the early 2000’s at least. It’s in my archive of greatest internet achievements.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That’s what the hen said.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Rectum? Darn near destroyed him.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m trying to eat dinner and I can’t stop laughing at the thought of him ass up in the ambulance with a protruding chicken.

      • R.J.

        Chicken legs flailing in the air, wings flapping

    • KSuellington

      That’s what I call pollo assado.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Okay, I’m laughing in the restaurant out loud now.

      • KSuellington

        Luckily for him he’s not an ostrich farmer.

      • groat scotum
      • R C Dean

        Did you order the chicken?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sushi

        No strange urges to molest my food were felt

      • Ted S.

        Fruit sushi?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The eel roll had some avocado in it. I guess that qualifies.

      • R.J.

        If you were a chicken and you knew that was your fate, would you escape and seek out the foxes?
        “Kill me now you bastards!”
        Could the man at least be attractive? Suffocated by a 500 pound farmer with a zitty ass. How horrible!

    • B.P.

      Is John Waters shooting another film?

    • Count Potato

      “The hen was finally extracted around 7:30 this morning, suffering only minor physical injuries from its ordeal, while Mr. Adams necessitated 7 blood transfusions and more than 780 stitches.”

      Wouldn’t have made more sense to kill the chicken first?

    • R C Dean

      I see your chicken, and I raise, oh, just click through. It seems completely impossible, and it has imaging.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Dear Christ.

    • Ted S.

      The Other Kevin is from Indiana, I believe.

  31. Sean

    O.o

    • Sean

      Meant as a reply to the agitated hen story.

  32. DEG

    Done Round 2.

    Gotta get back to work.

    In the meantime, some links from NH: Updates on the lawyer that pushed back against the Lil Rona Panic Restrictions in NH.

    Back in December, we wrote about Attorney Robert Fojo’s law license and how it seemed coincidental that the only lawyer in New Hampshire challenging COVID-related measures, like school district mask mandates, had his license suspended.

    Fojo has been making waves and pushing buttons. It is not uncommon for people marked as troublemakers to find themselves the object of scrutiny from any number of government agents looking for anything to slow them down or derail them.

    Since then, we’ve been following along and reviewing the public filings. It looks like the NH Attorney Discipline Office (ADO) may be using Fojo’s disruptive work in COVID cases as an excuse to cancel him.

    In the Beginning

    The ADO first contacted Fojo in late June after a client filed a grievance. In response, Fojo acknowledged that his record-keeping got the best of him, admitted the mistake, then provided the documents and information requested along with a request for assistance and guidance to prevent this mistake from happening again.

    The records show that Fojo responded to all of the ADO’s inquiries in subsequent months, met with them twice, and prepared a spreadsheet to reconcile his trust account.

    For some reason, during these meetings, the ADO repeatedly asked about his mask mandate cases and the parents he was representing in those cases.

    After six months of “investigation,” on Friday, December 17, 2021, at 5:24 p.m. (the week before Christmas), the ADO petitioned the New Hampshire Supreme Court to immediately suspend Fojo’s license.

    As I understand it a petition for immediate suspension is used for “emergency” situations or when an attorney poses “serious harm to the public,” but the facts on December 17 were no different than they were in late June. Facts the ADO had in September. Why wait three months to declare an emergency?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everything must be political. Dissent cannot be tolerated in any venue.

    • juris imprudent

      So does Round 3 start around 10pm?

      • DEG

        Unfortunately, no. I have to be up early tomorrow. I also have to work tomorrow and leave for PA after work.

    • R.J.

      F*ck them hoes DEG! Point me in the right direction and I will soak some pinstriped pants legs! I’ve had a lot of bourbon and I have a powerful stream! New Hampshire is only 21 hours away!

  33. DEG

    NH House Session updates part one and part two.

    Other updates that I don’t have links to news stories on: HB 1033, which would prohibit taxpayer funding of lobbyists, is killed. HB 1268 which prohibits municipal mask ordinances passes. HB 1268 goes to the State Senate.

  34. juris imprudent

    Taibbi hits the neo-cons about like a lion on a pack of hyenas…

    Liberals and peace activists, look at the face at the top of this page and summon a memory of the Bush years: this emissary from the past just called you his bitch. To the eternal shame of anyone who’s ever held a Nation subscription or read a Carlos Castaneda novel, he’s right, as many onetime Iraq war opponents are now locking arms behind Podhoretz and his pals. If you’re a “traditional conservative” — meaning someone who probably voted for neoconservative policies most of your life — he’s fingering you as the last “anti-Americans” in the population needing taming. Haughty stuff, from the mouthpiece of a niche crew of armchair hawks who’ve been deader than Tupac politically since Iraq, a country Podhoretz conveniently neglects to mention in his “Vindication” tale.

    The post-invasion ingratitude of Iraqis was one thing, but the mass rejection of their ideas in 2016 by a red-state lumpenproletariat that had been ordered for years on Fox to revere their giant brains was a betrayal neocons would never forget.

    After being booted out of Trump’s GOP, the Podhoretz sect raced to publicly self-flagellate, in a desperate effort to set themselves up as useful courtier-appendages to the Democratic Party, the last bastion of the non-populist establishment. True, they’d botched every actual policy initiative they’d ever tried, and defamed the last party they’d advised to the point where 60 million of its voters fled to a game show host who was trying to lose, but they were at least willing to ram their tongues all the way up the right places.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They think this redeems them, that much is obvious.

      As his spiritual heirs, they deserve the Trotsky treatment.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Only a neocon could celebrate turning a potential ally into an enemy or see it as validation of their policies.

  35. Ted S.

    All the snow has melted here and it wasn’t raining, so after dinner I took the dog for a walk on the trails in the state forest for the first time since the ice storm in February.

    It was unsurprising how many trees were down, but still a sight to see. The bike club is going to have a fun time maintaining the trails this season.

  36. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Lido Deck at sunset. I’m a cliché

    https://ibb.co/nPq0drg

    • R.J.

      That looks so peaceful.

    • Tundra

      Nope.

      You are a cool chick on a fun adventure.

      Cheers, KK!

      • Ted S.

        She’s turned on by Isaac Washington’s afro.

      • Tundra

        Who isn’t? By far the best character on the show.

        Except for Zsa Zsa, of course.

      • rhywun

        -1 coochie coochie coo

      • Tundra

        Ur old.

      • KSuellington

        Isaac was one cool cat. As a kid watching that show I always appreciated the Charro appearances and her ample acting assets.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Nope. Captain Stueben FTW

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        *Stuebing

    • Shpip

      I always enjoy the “at sea” days. Nothing to do except relax with a cocktail and watch the ocean go by.

      BTW, when you get to Charlotte Amalie, have lunch at Gladys’ Cafe. The whole steamed Ole Wife (triggerfish) is outstanding, as is the lobster-stuffed avocado.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Thanks for the rec!!

      • Lackadaisical

        Get an empanada from a roadside stand or some chicken. Both tasty.

  37. Tulip

    I’m watching Restoration House on Prime. I’m always a little stunned at just how specialized some people’s jobs are. For example, a Victorian Stencil Specialist. Who knew there was enough work for that to be your job?

    • Lackadaisical

      Guessing they have a different day job usually.

  38. Ownbestenemy

    Roasted lamb and potatoes with cauliflower cheese…and guinness

  39. Q Continuum

    “Here is a completely gratuitous link to photos of drunken girls showing cleavage and making out with one another in honor of Saint Patrick.”

    You’re a good egg Tonio.