How long has it been? Asked Leftie to his now little brother Righty.
A week so far, only two more days then we’ll get fixed right up, you’ll see lefty. Besides, haven’t you ever wanted to be that big?
R! It’s not funny, it’s not natural and by the way, how come you ain’t got it? Jon over there seems quite fine as well.
Well sometimes infection follows the weakest chain, looks like You’re it haha!
I hate you R.
I know.
Meanwhile in an undisclosed area of the abdomen
Yeah Louie, call the main brain and tell him we are backing up slow but sure, we can vent gas, but something is holding back the solids, we have all hands on it now.
Ancient rumblings from deep within continue unabated. There is no rest to be had. Dehydrated, fatigued and hungry the MB was about at the limit of endurance then a thought! Bath time! It had been decades since MB took a genuine bath, burnt the toes at first but oh how nice. Muscles relaxed, MB stayed for a long time, this was good. After an interview for a Tesla subcontractor today, the rest was gravy, just rest. Then he got home. .at first you can’t taste the bile, not quite, but it grows.
Attention on deck, this is not a drill, MB has fingers down throat looking for the release valve, prepare for grand purge! When the emergency purge opens up all you can do is stand back away from the spray, as we like to say in here. After a few hours of this, the deck was drained of bile, just some clear water at the bottom. It appeared the current troubles had subsided.
After MB decided on another bath, it was time for a good rest. And good it was, except for all the new dreams he was having. We still have a leak in the bile system, a breakthrough is imminent. Stand by for purge! Unfortunately, that was never to be. MB called out the forces and they drug him to the ER, where he was on an IV inside of 20 minutes, and relief finally came(as well as a massive dose of antibiotics and pain meds) at last!
Well Righty, it seems you were wrong about the Old man eh? I’m sure glad he fixed us when he did, but what about my size?
Aw, quit bragging Lefty.
Yusef taking us for a ride! Its like Innerspace!
Innerspace and Touch of Evil
Spaceballs
That’s your answer for everything
Thats my answer for bullshit
Yikes, I hope the twins are OK.
They are doing fine, still a bit of swelling, very painful it was.
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+1
“Why Did Harvard University Go After One of Its Best Black Professors?
Houston police were found to be more likely to engage in non-violent force on black suspects—tazing, handcuffing, and other physical submissions—than on white suspects, even when the suspect was described as compliant by the officer himself. No one had a problem with that part of the research. But the other major finding did create a stir: Black suspects were less likely to be shot by police than white suspects.
“People hate his guts because of the finding in Houston, because it runs counter to the Black Lives Matter narrative,” says Brown University professor Glenn Loury, who mentored Fryer early in his career. And this challenge to politically correct dogmas seems to have earned Fryer some powerful enemies at Harvard. He had no interest in going along with the received wisdom promoted by dominant members of the school’s black academic establishment. “I know that Roland was very dissatisfied with what he thought was the relatively modest intellectual acuity of some of his black colleagues,” says Professor Loury….
Harvard’s own investigators ultimately found that Prof. Fryer had never sexually propositioned or touched anyone, and their original recommendation for punishment was “training” on setting boundaries. That finding was transformed into an effort to derail his entire career: A small group of Harvard administrators overruled Harvard’s own Title IX office, suspended Professor Fryer without pay for two years, banned him from campus, and shut down his multi-million dollar education laboratory. He was a tenured professor, and they couldn’t get rid of him completely. But they could do their best to excommunicate him.”
https://quillette.com/2022/04/15/why-did-harvard-university-go-after-one-of-its-best-black-professors/
“Fryer found that that drawdown in police activity led to a surge in violent crime that predominantly victimized low-income black people. And he made a point of noting that the additional annual black deaths due to this withdrawal are roughly triple the number of black people killed per year at the height of lynching in America. You can guess how this kind of observation was treated by the likes of Profs. Gay and Bobo, both of whom grew up in far more privileged surroundings before taking their place among the chorus of Harvard’s bien pensants.
Last fall, Fryer returned to Harvard. But he’s been stripped of his named professorship, banned from interacting with graduate students, subjected to constant Title IX surveillance, and demoted to teaching undergraduates. All of which makes it hard not to conclude that Harvard is more concerned with protecting the integrity of its ideological codes—and making an example of a successful black scholar who challenged them—than with the future of black America.”
All of this is not going to end well.
They accused him of some kind of sexual harassment, and in punishment he can only interact with undergraduates, not graduate students?
Oh, I see, he told some sex jokes. Meanwhile – and let me get my shocked face – professors guilty of actual offenses were handled with kid gloves.
Oh, I see, he told some sex jokes. Meanwhile – and let me get my shocked face – professors guilty of actual offenses were handled with kid gloves.
He went off reservation. That is the real crime.
I like the euphemism “non-violent force”.
Testicles are just…weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOK918-rdL8
Tribute band?
Just no.
Accept – Balls To the Wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0
Schweddy Balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8
God, that’s a timeless skit.
NPR is just as retarded today.
More balls
Balls in Yo Jaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHi2wKBKBc4
Let’s go old school.
Wrecking Ball – Oh, You Know Who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8
The Breeders – Cannonball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4
Butcher Babies – Monster’s Ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8
Janis Joplin – Ball and Chain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1zFnyEe3nE
Relevant
Dude, you have a gift.
He has the gift of sucking and blowing at the same time.
He plays Harmonica?
I was trying to remember who sang this song just last week. Thanks! I think.
Almost as old school
Older school
perfect!
Enough of this.
my new favorite blonde
Nice! Crazy, but interesting.
less crazy
*remembers Lynn E. (we called her Ewock, Gawddamn was she beautiful and cute and perky) who was DEADLY accurate on the soccer field.*
I think she winded me at least 4 times over that summer. I finally learned to wear a cup when playing with or against her.
Lol. Good thing you didn’t marry her!
I played for years without one (soccer, not hockey) and managed to get hit only a couple times. Honestly, the shots I took in hockey – with the cup – were more brutal.
External genitalia are God’s way of keeping us humble.
External genitalia is a design flaw!
This^
Jeezus. Those dudes were terrible. WTF, Nick?
How do I do a thumbs down emoji?
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[Windows Key] + [.]
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When was that added? Is that a browser feature or a windows feature?
That’s a Windows feature in 10. I think it’s been there since 8, but I’m not positive.
Yikes!
Yusef, you need to have a boring life for like a month. Just to see what it’s like!
From Wikipedia:
Baller!
Don’t wrestle without a mask.
Yikes yourself! this wasn’t an sTD
So insertive anal sex?
Nope, sadly it’s been right around a year for the boys,
A trip through Anatomy Park
Finally a challenger to Action Park.
I’m actually surprised that some places are even bigger strongholds of covid fascism than where I live.
Most Broadway Theaters Will Drop Vaccine Checks, but Not Mask Mandate
The owners and operators of the 41 theaters have decided to relax audience safety protocols that have been in place since last summer.
I actually just thought that the vaccine requirement was still in place throughout the entire city of NY.
That was dropped a few weeks ago – and it was never really enforced anyway, except in certain high-visibility neighborhoods.
How many Broadway shows went on hiatus because of positive covid tests?
I hope they all go bankrupt.
I can First with no handlebars.
I can First with my eyes shut.
I can First with no hands.
I can I can I can.
At least get the structure right,
that was a waste of a good song,
/Now Go Away!
Give Your Balls a Tug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5XuqPKtr-g
What an embarrassing threading failure. I know this was obviously intended for the useless Yusef and not myself, The First Of All Firsters. The Mother Of The First That Will Change Everything
Meant for you. It is obvious to me that the stress of carrying the “First of All Fisters” is wearing on you. I went through this with my ex when she was pregnant with our First. What she needed was some deep dicking. I’m not saying YOU need the deep dick, but maybe you need to let off some steam. Give your balls a tug.
Sounds downright painful. No pun intended, hang in there.
It was, like I was dying, blech
Im off to work kids.
Hold the line.
Hold the Line – Toto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I
One Toke Over the Line – Brewer and Shipley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVxA1MkEkyo
End of the Line – The Traveling Wilburys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM
I Walk the Line – Johnny Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh169rVMveA
Draggin’ the Line – Tommy James
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sEDV3uSyx8
/sadly, another promising talent lost to religion
Never Could Toe the Mark
And Never Could Tow the Line – Waylon Jennings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqdimCVvNec
The Line Sleeps Tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
Toe, the Blue Lion
Walk the line Joaquin Phoenix,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omBn7ze_hWA
Started into part 4 of Blood on the Bricks. The way the story is progressing, this should be the last part.
It’s a good short story, reletive to your usual stuff, looking forward to it,
That makes it sound like my usual stuff sucks 😛
I bought your usual stuff Bro 🙂
This sort of thing is right up my alley – loving it.
Everyone have a good seder?
No but I just made a nice hard Cider, close enough?
There’s literally 3 cases of kosher-for-passover wine here. 4 adults tonight, maybe 6 tomorrow.
Plus some surprisingly good kosher-for-passover vodka from Finland.
So far, so good.
i’ll stick with Stouts, it’s much safer for my little frame,
Wut?
Hard liquor is bad for me,
I was thinking about you. Did your mother in law regale you for 4 hours?
A couple of days earlier it would have been snow falling on seders.
I’m glad this week is over. Got about three hours of sleep in past two days. And the dog woke up coughing a couple tines on the night prior. Cough syrup is working tonight. Yay Vicodin!
Get some sleep.
chag sameach
Right back at you my brother in Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWNrk7FxG4
Ha! That’s clever. I haven’t seen it before.
And thanks.
I had a night like any other.
I was just reading through the comments on the SP update.
I realized I love you motherfuckers more than I love most of my family.
Not sure if that’s good or bad, but I’m so grateful.
Happy Easter, freaks.
Chag pesach sameach my brother.
I’m up before the 2nd sleep, drinking hipster juice. Just got off a phone call, I am not the only one…
There are more of us, we lurk in the dark, we exist in the shadows of he times most do not see…
In the times before the first and second sleep, is a time most have never seen. It came early tonight, most never see it, a realm unknown. A time of great contemplation, the time of enlightenment, a time of mystery…
” the time of enlightenment, a time of mystery…”
Or at least of pr0n if wifey is not up and into it…
Is this a new firsting schtick?
I’m watching The Enforcer. It’s amazing how the exact same story is entirely believable in today’s San Francisco.
It’s also sad that seedy 1970s San Francisco looks more appealing than current San Francisco.
Yeah, HEAT was on tv last week. I’ll take that LA, even including the giant shootout downtown. It wasn’t even that long ago!
The last time I was in LA was March 20, 2020. I just happened to be there when everything got shutdown. I haven’t been back since. Has it turned into SF south?
Depends where you are I suppose, but pretty much, yeah.
Man that’s sad.
I recently bought the first four of the five films on DVD as I’ve been on an “owning physical media” kick. The Enforcer is a solid film that actually has a lot of tie ins with what was actually going on at the time. I was stuck with how much SF (and California) is repeating the stupid mistakes of the 70’s that helped lead to a massive uptick in violent crime. And yeah, in many ways 70’s Ess Eff is more appealing than the current version. At that time it was still very much a highly blue collar city.
Oh yeah, it’s a total repeat. The complete capitulation to criminality is straight out of the movies. I’m a little surprised either Dirty Harry or Death Wish hasn’t been rebooted.
Unfortunately, Menahem Golan is no longer with us.
If you like the Death Wish sequels and the other Cannon films of the 80s, get a copy of the documentary “Electric Boogaloo”.
A good synopsis of the unearned financial support for Twitter.
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/04/15/not-a-financial-decision-it-never-was-jeff-carlson-lays-into-twitter-for-taking-poisonpill-to-reject-elon-musk-in-zero-punches-pulled-thread/
The link is screwed up on Twitchy’s end. I get sent to a post about the Florida gubernatorial election.
Worked for me. The takeaway seems to be that Elon has exposed Blackrock and friends’ motives behind the machinations going on at Twitter and the intent to keep Twitter Twitter.
“The valuation is not in assets, cash flow, growth or EBITDA. Twitter’s valuation to their holders lies in the authoritarian control of Free Speech.”
Candles for Espy.
?????
Here we are, the day after crucifixion. The nadir of hope, with no idea that Sunday is coming.
Ordinarily each year I welcome Easter, particularly because it has a happy, triumphant ending! Jesus arose, overcame death, and assures us that we all will overcome death eventually.
But somehow this year I feel less joyous. I still believe everything I wrote above, but I ache. Is it because all of my grandkids and nieces/nephews eschew God?
I know “organized religion” has a bad rap, but there is definitely something to be said for a local church that simply reads Jesus’s words and lives out his doctrine.
As an ordained minister (ULC) Im happy to be your spiritual anchor. Ill even hear your confessions, but I wont grant absolution without and act of contrition.
/wink, wink, nudge
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
TALL GOOD SATURDAY CANS!
Times sure have changed. From what I remember, we only had milk & crackers before nap time.
Kindergartner brings Jose Cuervo margaritas to snack time at Livonia school
He’d be a “Friend of mine”
Mornin, HE and tedS’
Another day and a little more white stuff on the ground. It’ll melt off this afternoon but another surprise scheduled for tomorrow.
One day, some day, it’ll all be gone
And if you’re like people around here, in 2 months time you’ll be complaining about the heat and humidity.
Yeah, we’re never satisfied. As little kids we wanted to be older. Guess what? Now we are.
Finally someone’s grant/funding went to useful reasearch:
What makes an a–hole an a—hole?
Science proves patriarchy exists, women and minorities hardest hit.
Flathead Valley, Montana Crime Update
She’s ready to be a glib:
4:18 p.m. A woman claiming to be a prostitute asked a tax preparer to help with her taxes.
That’s not illegal tho
Its exactly what I expected. Bad Tres!
Woman arrested after umpire is punched at 12-year-old softball game in Laurel
“Mother of the Year”
She was punching below her weight class. Tough lady, serious fan.