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Riven

Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

245 Comments

  1. Ownbestenemy

    The Bee

    https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-explains-the-will-smith-chris-rock-altercation

    “So, Chris Rock is a black man who makes comedy jokes,” explained the Vice President, “He exists in a place called Hollywood, which is where Will Smith, a black actor in movie films, also exists. Will Smith acts big because on the inside he feels small.”

    The reporter, weeping only slightly, nodded and pretended to take notes while actually doodling a crude drawing of himself in a hangman’s noose.

    I am narrowing my search on the Glib Bee connection.

    Also

    https://twitter.com/SethDillon/status/1509925042162999301

    • SDF-7

      I didn’t think to check today — but it raises the thought… does the Bee do April Fool’s by only reporting actual news stories?

    • whiz

      The Bee article Seth refers to. I was worried they were caving in at first, but then remembered the day and finished the article. They never disappoint.

      • MikeS

        Rachel Levine is a powerful, beautiful woman.

        Whatever that is.

        subtle

    • MikeS

      Beergeekzerpster
      @BeergeekXRP
      ·
      3h
      Replying to
      @SethDillon
      All y’all that feel the need to bash lgbtq are probably projecting. That’s the look you get anyways. Confident people support or ignore the issues.

      If only you’d let us.

      • Nephilium
      • db

        THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!

    • Hyperion

      “I am narrowing my search on the Glib Bee connection.”

      Well, it is difficult to imagine that level of sarcasm coming from somewhere else.

      • MikeS

        Ya think?

  2. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  3. Ted S.

    Congratulations to Baby Liv!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Congrats. I take it Baby L IV is the legal name?

      • UnCivilServant

        Naw, it’s just the 54th clone.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — LVI means Mrs. Brett must be absolutely exhausted…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Congratulations! I’d offer to babysit but… uhm, err… yeah, I gotta go.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s not their 54th?

      • Ted S.

        Nah, named after Liv Ullmann.

  4. Old Man With Candy

    (tap, tap) This thing on?

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Howdy there OMWC

    • Tundra

      ‘Sup?

      How’s SP today?

    • Animal

      *Feedback screech*

  5. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Hello, Bash!

    • Rat on a train

      start scripting

      • db

        while [ $brettSnipped == 0 ]
        do
        source reproduce.sh
        done

      • Rat on a train

        You forgot the sleep command. Mrs L needs a break.

  6. Gender Traitor

    A new baby Glib! ??

    • juris imprudent

      Woot! Woot!

  7. Ownbestenemy

    The under-the-table backyard project has commenced! Materials will be brought in today. Dogs have been cbd’d otherwise I can see them going through the sliding glass door to chomp on some brown people.

    • Tulip

      I had my roof replaced today. Dog was unfazed by the noise, zonked out on the couch, except when they worked on the porch roof. Then she would trot to the door, tail wagging, sure it was a visitor for her. The cat kept running around the main floor, staring at the ceiling.

  8. The Other Kevin

    ‘I don’t know about you, but I’ve been experiencing some serious “apocalypse fatigue.”’

    Most definitely.

    ‘As a result of their efforts, Read wrote, “there began the greatest reform movement in British history.”’

    We could really use some reform right now.

    • Tundra

      Yeah. I think I need to take a break from all this shit. My psyche is getting pummeled.

      • The Other Kevin

        Mrs. TOK got a massage yesterday, and the therapist says she’s seeing a lot more headaches and such due to all the stressful things going on.

  9. Sean

    Congrats to the new parents.

    • Sensei

      +1

  10. Dr. Fronkensteen

    “President Biden unveiled his $5.8 trillion FY23 budget request this week. The President’s budget request is an extensive proposal of the funding levels the Administration would like to see for the following fiscal year. While it has no legal standing, it does include volumes of supporting information intended to persuade Congress of the necessity and value of funding levels the President proposes. Of the $5.8 trillion, only $1.6 trillion is in discretionary spending

    President Biden requested $813 billion in defense related discretionary spending and $769 billion in domestic programs discretionary spending. It is a 5.7% increase in spending from the FY22 budget, signed into law by the President earlier this month. ”

    The fact that the rate of increase is less than inflation is actually a good thing. I’m not sure if that 5.7% is only for discretionary spending or if that includes “mandatory” spending. Still the entitlements really do need to be reformed. It’s just too politically difficult to do so.

    • SDF-7

      Yeowch… speaking of “apocalypse fatigue”… so we’re now up to $4.2 *trillion* in fixed spending? (I’m assuming interest on the debt, Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid?) And no one on the Hill is even talking about this being a bad thing…. so according to the same government — 2021 US GDP was $22.99 trillion… so we’re up to 18.2% mandatory and 25.22% “wish list” of the *entire country’s GDP* just for the freaking Feds?

      I suppose their response will be “call us back when we hit 100% of the GDP just going to interest on the debt”. grumble bitch moan complain…

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Just for comparison in nominal terms. 5.8 trillion is larger than the GDP of every country except for China. The 4.2 trillion in fixed spending. Is larger than the GDP of every country except for China and Japan.

  11. trshmnstr the terrible

    If your can lid isn’t in the mail today, it probably won’t get to me in time. If anybody needs an extra day, let me know so I can keep an eye out for your lid.

    • Gender Traitor

      USPS tracking says mine was delivered yesterday evening, and a (quasi?)government agency would never lie to me, would they?

      • Rat on a train

        What they mean by delivered is they are done dealing with it wherever it may be.

    • TARDis

      I do. I just got your address today.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^Same here, sorry Trsh. I’ll get it out to you asap tomorrow.

    • KSuellington

      Didja get my trshy? I didn’t do none of that fancy tracking stuff with the USPS.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup, I think I saw yours. I have a big stack that I’m gonna process tomorrow and send out “received” emails for.

      • KSuellington

        Thanks for organizing it!

    • db

      I sent mine the other day; I hope it makes it

  12. trshmnstr the terrible

    ‘Employees no longer need to be fully vaccinated against Covid-19 in order to return to the office’

    *Waits impatiently for similar announcement from my employer*

    Seriously, my boss is starting to plan for in-person meetings… I’m gonna have to file an effing religious exemption if they don’t fix the policy.

    • Nephilium

      Company I work for has been radio silence on even the exemption request for about three months now.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I may play stupid. “Oh, why doesn’t my badge work? It must be programmed to my old office, right?”

  13. grrizzly

    PSA: Xbox Series X is in stock on Amazon at MSRP.

    I bought one last night. Probably I won’t spend much time using it cause I get bored of video games quickly.

  14. Grummun

    Riven was nice enough to let me share a picture of Baby L IV – “Bash”

    Not pictured, Babies L I – III, ksh, zsh and tcsh.

    • Rat on a train

      Will they stop with nologin?

      • SDF-7

        These jokes are like PuTTY in your hands…

      • juris imprudent

        Brett will be reprogrammed to deliver null packets only.

  15. Tundra

    Hi Riven!

    Wow, Bash is adorable. Congrats to the L family!

  16. Nephilium

    It’s a Friday, and this is not a joke. The Zoom/Happy Hour/Bitching about stupid April Fool’s e-mails will kick off at 20:00 Eastern.

    As a heads up, I will be unavailable next Saturday and the weekend after that to kick these off, so someone else will need to step up.

  17. Sensei

    OMG – I thought they were going to make a “Spirited Away” live action movie.

    On the stage I think it has a much better chance of succeeding. It is one of my favorite films and not because it is anime.

    • Nephilium

      With Disney doing live action remakes of their movies, and owning the (at a minimum distribution) rights to Ghibli, it wouldn’t surprise me that the mouse would make an attempt.

  18. TARDis

    Congrats on your biological fruition, Brett.

    Wait, you’re bringing new beings into this fucked up world?

    I want some of your hope. (Sorry, early drinkage.)

    • Brett L

      I have 4 boys to work the fields/mine when the collapse happens. It’s not hope, it’s contingency planning. Someone asked if we were trying for a girl this time and I replied, “I was trying for an orgasm.” That got blank looks and a couple of gut laughs from moms.

      • KSuellington

        Hahaha. Awesome response. Congrats on the new kid! Glibertarian in training.

      • Ed Wuncler

        Congrats Brett! My youngest just turned 6 months old on Monday and as you probably know better than me, they grow up a little too fast.

      • TARDis

        I was trying for an orgasm.

        Nothing like a successful mission, is there?

      • R.J.

        Congrats! Now get them boys writing posts for Glibertarians.

        I keed!

        Maybe.

      • juris imprudent

        So the Brett L family has the boys for the girls of Sloopy & Banjos?

  19. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP*
    #67
    Champ(s)
    Teds’ 19

    Ghostpatzer 20
    Grumbletarian 21
    Grummun 21
    Raven Nation 22
    TARDis 22
    The Hyperbole 22
    Tundra 22
    l0b0t 24
    Beam 26
    MikeS 26
    Plisade 26
    Trshmnstr the terrible 26
    kinnath 27

    Chump(s)
    Sean 29
    Bobarian LMD 29

    *total score (X=11pts)

    • Rat on a train

      no score = 0?

      • The Hyperbole

        That would be four failures so 44 points. MikeS might manage that at some point but its highly unlikely for normal people.

      • TARDis

        One Fail=Bad day, it happens.
        Two Fail=Really bad day or bad strategery.
        Three Fail=C student in public school.
        Four Fail=Still a Biden supporter.

      • MikeS

        *hearty chuckle*

        ??

    • db

      I wasn’t informed this was a competition.

      • Sean

        Happened yesterday. I’m sure a memo was sent.

      • The Hyperbole

        Everything is a competition.

      • db

        I opt out

      • Rat on a train

        strategic withdrawal

    • one true athena

      I was a mediocre 25 today. bah

  20. The Other Kevin

    The schedule is out for my hockey tournament in Pittsburgh, April 21-24! This year a total of 66 adult and kids sled teams will participate. Sled hockey is in Week 2, and my team is in Adult Tier 5. Here’s the schedule and all the details, including links to volunteer if you are so inclined.

    https://www.usahockey.com/page/show/903981-disabled-hockey-festival

  21. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I used that gross nose rinse stuff. Things are dripping in there. I hope it helps my equilibrium issues

    • Tundra

      Yeah, it’s shocking sometimes at what comes out of your melon.

    • TARDis

      I hope so too. It doesn’t work for me unless I can feel actual pressure in my head. I usually don’t.

  22. The Other Kevin

    Anyone watching BattleBots? This season has been great. Last night there was a big upset. I was yelling at the TV (in a good way).

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      On my DVR – no spoilers!

      • Gender Traitor

        Don’t read my comment below!

      • The Other Kevin

        LOL!

    • The Other Kevin

      No spoilers, but there were some really good fights. I think every episode has been that way.

    • Gender Traitor

      I love BattleBots!!! I was relieved that Witch Doctor won, but I worry about their chances against Minotaur next week. ?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        ARGH

      • Sensei

        You cruise you lose! 😉

      • Gender Traitor

        Sorry! I was just so excited! ☹️

      • juris imprudent

        Is this a new reason there are no libertarian women?

  23. Brochettaward

    April 1str is a sacred day to all Firsters where there is no to be no Firsting. I would join the Zoom to explain, but I have to get some rams blood and go into the woods.

    • kinnath

      Radical Firstism

    • Brochettaward

      If you have a cat, do not let it outside tonight.

      • MikeS

        alol

    • Tundra

      ?

    • juris imprudent

      So you’re going Earth First!?

    • Mojeaux

      I’m baffled how men who are average looking want to be ugly women.

      • Tres Cool

        Cause they want free drinks at bars. Duh.

      • Sensei

        So they can win athletic competitions?

      • TARDis

        Yes, but I am amazed at the ugly men who want to be hideous women.

      • creech

        Yeah, and why take the pay cut???

      • one true athena

        Like “Lia”. William was not a bad looking dude from the before picture, now just bafflingly ugly. I’m honestly always suspicious of those the most (like “Rachel” Levine or that Clymer idiot) that it’s a ploy because they’re really not even trying. Slapping on a wig does not a woman make.

      • Mojeaux

        they’re really not even trying

        RIGHT?!

      • Mustang

        Oh yeah? Are you a biologist?

      • Mojeaux

        I’m convinced it’s just ingesting way too much hentai pr0n as kids. Can we say “autogynophilia”?

      • kinnath

        My brother was quite good looking. He made an ugly woman when he started presenting as female two decades ago. Not sure if he is still doing that or is just living as a lonely old man.

      • kinnath

        Not quite

    • Tres Cool

      Our Jesse is no Sean Spicier, but I love him.

      Im going to bed. Some of us work all night ya know.

      • Tundra

        Sweet dreams.

        For you!

      • Tres Cool

        Before I clicked I though it was Annie Lennox in that stupid song. I do like how Freddie Mercury worked “bicycle” into it tho.

        Best Eurythmics song/video ever. Fight me.

      • Tundra

        That’s a good one, but my favorite of hers is a cover.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Speaking of, the local confused dude was out in his driveway this afternoon in one of his favorite outfits. Imagine Meatloaf in a red dress.

      He’s about twenty and living with his Uber-liberal parents, who are a social worker and public school teacher.

  24. db

    Repost from the earlier thread: new Forgotten Weapons

  25. grrizzly

    The college gender gap has transformed the dating world

    As I noted in a recent column, women now outnumber men on college campuses. And not by a little. About 60 percent of US college students are now women; only 40 percent are men. The last time there was parity, Birger says, was back in the 1980s.

    And the reality is that people who have college degrees tend to date other people with college degrees. But that tendency leads to a numerical mismatch, which, for both white-collar women and blue-collar men, can have profound consequences.

    So, back to the mismatch: If you look at 18- to-34-year-olds in Suffolk County, which includes Boston, the most recent census data reveal that there are almost 20 percent more college-educated women than men. And Boston has one of the more balanced ratios in the country.

    Birger, who grew up in Brookline, says that when he was writing his book “Date-onomics,” he found places that were so lopsided, they knocked his socks off. West Virginia, for example, had approximately 60 percent more college-educated young women than men.

    The firsts comment:

    I hate this article because it is 100% true. Unfortunately it starts with that imbalance in college and changes the power dynamic between men and women.
    Without going into detail I find myself single at 38 and have tried all these strategies. Any single men in their upper 30s and 40s has some very big baggage or mental issues and is essentially undatable.
    I’ve tried dating blue color guys but I can’t get beyond the mismatch in world view including Politics and vaccines.

    Damn those anti-vaxxers. They force college-educated women to stay single.

    • The Other Kevin

      Also Putin. Don’t forget Putin.

    • rhywun

      I find myself single at 38

      I can’t imagine why.

      • Nephilium

        It’s those damned blue collar guys. Why don’t they just learn to code?

    • Rat on a train

      I find myself single at 38 … after rejecting so many men when I was younger because I though I could do better. – wife’s single coworkers

    • Mojeaux

      Ship the extra women over to China. Lots of single dudes there.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Most of these over-educated, old maid D voters are already on team China whether they realize it or not.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I found that the situation very much flipped as college graduation loomed, even at a male heavy school like i attended. By the time senior year rolled around, many of the single girls started getting a hunger or maybe desperation in their eyes that I had never seen before. Perhaps it dawned on a lot of them that mommy and daddy’s story of meeting at college and getting married after graduation wasn’t going to happen to them unless they stopped throwing themselves at the fratboy du jour every Friday night and settled down with some responsible boy. All I know is that I started getting an order of magnitude more attention than I was used to, and I wasn’t particularly interested because I was moving halfway across the country in 6 months and didn’t need to be entangled with some girl while doing that.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Don’t worry sweetheart. I’m sure if you just keep being your dower, preachy, sanctimonious and whiny self, the perfect spineless, complacent, anti-masculine, obedient male feminist cuck will find you, fall in love instantly since you’re clearly such a unique snowflake, and gleefully spend the rest of his life groveling, walking on egg shells and making all the sacrifices so that you get to be your perfectly realized self. Don’t go do something silly like developing a sense of awareness or the need to compromise that might keep you from your dreams.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Outside of engineering degrees, I doubt I would find most of the college educated women tolerable. Even then, they’re mostly liberal.

    • kbolino

      And the reality is that people who have college degrees tend to date other people with college degrees.

      This “tendency” is not even across the sexes. Women are more selective than men. If they also hold the superior position, they’re going to be set up for failure.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Exactly what we need, a bunch of single, liberal, bitter women that are politically motivated and have nothing else to do.

        Imagine a thousand Madeline Albrights sitting on human faces forever.

      • Mustang

        *uncontrollable vomiting*

      • kbolino

        It is funny, though mostly darkly funny, when people talk about how women in leadership would make a more peaceful world. I guess it makes sense if you ignore Madeleine Albright, Janet Reno, Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, ….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

    • Ted S.

      Male incels are wicked and need to be ostracized even more.

      Female incels are somehow the fault of Teh Patriarchy.

  26. Not Adahn

    I really needed to get off work early tonight.

    I was cleaning up the detritus around the dead tool when it came back to life all by itself. I can’t possibly take credit for this, especially since I have no doubt it will spontaneously die again. So now I’ve got two panicky fabs screaming for this thing to be up, and it… is… sort of… for a while…

    So I’m telling my fab “yes it’s up, no I won’t be accepting your wafers, it’s too risky” and the one in VT “we’ll run yours now, but don’t be surprised if the tool crashes while your wafers are in transit.” I have one backup tool that can handle our 300mm wafers, but this Lazarus/zombie is the only one that runs the 200mm ones VT produces.

  27. creech

    Just encountered all sorts of traffic problems near Brandon’s house in Delaware. Hey, you presidents get a four year lease on the most famous mansion in the United States.
    Why the hell do you have to “go home” every other weekend? Get away from it all at Camp David and let your old neighbors enjoy their weekends too.

    • The Other Kevin

      Maybe Hunter still thinks his dad’s in Poland and he’s having a bitchin party.

    • Sensei

      Good luck with that. I can’t tell you how many times Obama made it take hours for me to get home when he came to NYC for fundraising.

      • Rat on a train

        I remember when Brandon caused delays at Union Station because he wanted to take Amtrak. I guess it is better than Bill Clinton and haircuts.

      • Sensei

        OTH, you knew which Amtrak train wasn’t going to get cancelled when Sen Brandon was taking it.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        It seemed like every time I was in LA, Obama was there for fundraising. Messed up traffic even worse than normal. And locals I spoke with in Hawaii didn’t seem to be too happy that he vacationed there.

      • one true athena

        Ugh he was the worst. IIRC even the city eventually “strongly recommended” he take a helicopter because people were so pissed that the 405 was shut down so often.

        But otoh, it was kinda cool when my son was little and loved planes that we could drive to the far end of the airport and see Air Force One and the big equipment transport plane that goes with it.

      • Ted S.

        Cities should simply not close down roads for presidential motorcades.

      • l0b0t

        HA! When he took Michelle on their Broadway dinner date his first year in office, I was working a job at Chelsea Piers (Japanese bottled water commercial with Beyonce) that wrapped at 5pm. The President’s motorcade was traveling north on the West Side Highway so NYPD had closed every single cross street, from about 30th all the way down to the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel; no traffic was allowed to exit the highway, every single southbound vehicle was forced into the tunnel and sent to Brooklyn. It took more than 3 hours to reach the tunnel (about 1.5 miles), then another 3 hours to get out the mess on the other side and make it to the office in Gowanus.

    • MikeS

      Remember how it was such a big damn deal that W would often go back to Texas?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Seriously, The man’s been a public servant for what? 45 years. It can’t be a nice house considering he’s been on a public salary this whole time.

      • B.P.

        This is the guy who says he’s getting rid of fossil fuels.

        Also, he said he once got the car up to 152 mph. That’s Cornpop-level believable.

      • kbolino

        That the executive officials have to ask their bodyguards permission to do fun/dangerous things speaks volumes.

  28. rhywun

    OMFG just now on TV – the moronic “city’s doctor” has found a new tack – “long covid” propaganda. Holy shit they will never let this go.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Admitting you were wrong isn’t an option.

    • Sean

      Nope. That’s why they just created the covid.gov website in the past week or so.

    • kbolino

      Long COVID is fibromyalgia updated to 2020.

  29. Aloysious

    Pulled over from the ded thred:

    Juris recommended the movie ‘The Keep’. I’d like to second that recommendation. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    • Sensei

      Wonder what the does to the Senate confirmation vote…

      • Rat on a train

        The important thing is KFC and Papa Johns are now official school lunches.

    • Rebel Scum

      Sweet. We get Rand Paul.

      • EvilSheldon

        So that was Thomas Massie whom I drove past yesterday! He must have been an advance scout for the invasion!

      • Winston

        The Cosmos love her. She doesn’t believe in natural rights or biological sexes so what could go wrong?

      • Rat on a train

        If she did believe that human’s have natural rights, she would have problems determining who is a human without a degree in anthropology.

    • Rebel Scum

      “I’m not a philosopher.”

  30. Mustang

    Riven, I’ma let you finish but I have to say that the conversations in the Stoicism post were so fantastically good that it should be framed. Wow. Ya’ll are incredible thinkers.

    • MikeS

      Yeah. I’m bummed I missed it in real-time. Some really good conversation there.

  31. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/lockdowns-had-a-devastating-impact-on-religion/

    Indeed, the government’s unforced error at the outset was its intentional refusal, perhaps not surprising in our increasingly secular and materialistic age, to affirmatively categorize and treat places of worship as “essential,” in spite of the First Amendment to the US Constitution’s clear language protecting this fundamental civil right to the free exercise of religion.

    Didn’t libertarians state that rising secularism and materialism would not impact freedom of religion?

    Not to mention that freedom of religion implied that there were clear limits to government and that the population has very serious differences that can’t be resolved which are quite important to a free society…

    • kbolino

      On the contrary, religion is booming. Climate Change, #BLM, COVID are the new trinity, and literally everywhere is a place of worship.

      • Winston

        Change is always good…

    • juris imprudent

      Didn’t libertarians state that…

      Which libertarians? Why would what they have to say be authoritative [note the irony]?

      • Winston

        Which libertarians thought that secularism might have some problems or thought that we don’t need freedom of religion?

    • MikeS

      “as early as April 18”

      Do these people just throw a dart at a calendar when they make these announcements?

      • Sensei

        That’s when fedgov may or may not remove the mask transportation requirements.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      From the sounds of it, kids would be safer if STEVE SMITH were working at Disney.

    • Hyperion

      Suspended? She needs to be in prison for child abuse with the possibility of great bodily harm. Does she have any idea what sort of damage giving hormones to little kids could do? These peopel are insane and need to be locked away from the rest of us.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hung from a lamppost

      • Hyperion

        Put the mulching device below it.

      • Tundra

        She reported on the abuse. She’s the hero of the story.

      • Hyperion

        Oh shit, you are right. Apparentely actually reading the article is a lost art. just replace her with ‘those people’ and I think it’s good.

      • kbolino

        Suspended for letting people know about it, not suspended for doing it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t interfere with my righteous outrage.

      • kbolino

        It’s okay, somebody deserves it.

      • Rebel Scum

        At some point the pitchforks have to come out.

      • Tundra

        If someone did that to my kid, the pitchfork would merely be foreplay.

      • Hyperion

        Seruiously when my kids were in school no one would have ever attmpted anything like that for fear of death and they would have been right.

  32. Hyperion

    “Suffering from Apocalypse Fatigue?”

    Only all of my life. From my earliest memories, impending nuclear war with Russia, then Jesus was coming back to end the world, probably tomorrow. And finally it seemed it was over and then global warming and then Covid mania, and now it looks like Klaus and his muppet clowns like Biden will finally bring about the real deal.

    • Rebel Scum

      I don’t see how people did this for 45 years. The suspense is killing me.

  33. Hyperion

    I just said in the early dead thread this morning that I wish that Fauci and Biden get that Trench-foot thing, in their ass. However big Hell is, it’s still too small for all these assholes.

  34. Winston

    https://quillette.com/2022/03/29/corrupter-of-the-world/

    This was a time when it was widely assumed that free markets would support a free politics and society (a view that has been unable to survive the last few decades in China)

    But the expectation—believed by many of the Western journalists in Russia at the time, including me—that a more or less stable democracy and a more or less active civil society would eventually emerge has so far met immovable forces.

    No one said Free Trade would liberate China…

    As early as the 1950s, Shonfield was pointing out that the “unrestrained flow of money among countries”—the sine qua non of globalisation—would “at once set pretty narrow limits to what governments could do about taxation, about social expenditure, about nationalisation and a number of other major political issues.” Shonfield was one of only a tiny group who saw that this would be more than a trading convenience and a liberation from irksome currency controls. It would mean, Bullough writes, that “countries would have to compete with each other to attract this footloose capital, which meant its owners would be able to pick and choose which jurisdiction to favour with their custom.”

    What could go wrong?

    Also why us Okay to admit that Russian 1990s reforms were a disaster 30 years later and when it is too late to do anything about it?

    • kbolino

      It seems Putin has done quite a lot to remedy it, at least as far as Russians are concerned.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Back in the 90s I was saying Russia is in danger of becoming like Germany in the Weimar period which could lead to what comes next. Post-war, loss of territory, crappy economy, loss of morale, members of the same ethnicity beyond the borders, rapid cultural changes. The situation was begging for someone to come clean it up. Not that Putin is full on Hitler with concentration camps, but it’s not surprising that the people might be ok with an authoritarian who says he’s going to turn that around. I’m not sure what we could have done much differently except maybe be less insistent on some of the reforms and less demonization of Russia.

  35. one true athena

    aw look at that cutie pie!
    Congrats, Brett and Mrs L, and family!

  36. Tundra

    In other happy baby news, I’m a great-uncle again! My niece delivered a tiny (4 lbs, 11 oz) little girl this afternoon. Six weeks early, but everything seems cool.

    Maybe she and Bash will be pals!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Congratumalations!

    • Brett L

      Late. But congratulations!

    • kbolino

      Looking at local dealership lots, I don’t think there’s going to be any problem. There aren’t any new cars available anyway.

      • kinnath

        I am so glad I bought the new-to-me truck a couple of months ago.

    • Tundra

      Why not 100?

      We get it, commies. You want us all fat, depressed, poor and immobile.

    • Ted S.

      And of course, the local TV station’s report concluded with a line saying environmental groups think it doesn’t go far enough.

      • MikeS

        The mileage laws never go far enough, teachers pay is never high enough, voting is never easy enough, etc., etc…

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Reading that comment about college educated women getting stiffed in life’s great mating dance:

    I think it was mostly in Indianapolis, but in Colorado Springs, too, if I ran by the grocery store after work I would see lots of “mismatched” couples shopping. She, in a nice dress and makeup straight from the office and he, in ratty greasy Carharts or whatever, looking like he had been pouring foundations or fixing bulldozers all day, engaged in animated debate about what was going to be for dinner.

    And the weird part? They seemed perfectly normal and comfortable. I wonder what that harpy from Boston would think about that.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Our old neighbors were like that. She was a biochemist and he was a contractor who looked like he just got out of prison.

  38. kinnath

    Friday night music

    Be sure to pause and grab a screen shot at the 2:09 mark.

    • MikeS

      Good grief, she’s hot.

      • kinnath

        cindy lou who is a big girl now

  39. The Late P Brooks

    New vehicles sold in the United States will have to travel an average of at least 40 miles per gallon of gasoline in 2026 under new rules unveiled Friday by the government.

    Yeah. They’ll torture the technology to get them to do that straight off the assembly line, with direct injection and two bar of boost and whatever select-fire engine management wizardry is the flavor of the week, and when they have 30,000 miles on them they’ll be ready for the crusher.

    • Rebel Scum

      I have found the tiny displacement motors with turbos to be kindof annoying. I think my Civic (2015) is the last generation SI with a naturally aspirated motor of sufficient size and power to give it the sporty econobox performance that Honda is going for.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yep

      If they really meant it, they would do a bunch of safety and emission regs. Then we would all be driving Golf diesels.

    • Sensei

      Bingo. Just gotta make it past warranty.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    tiny displacement motors with turbos

    I saw a thing about Toyota’s new rally-inspired Corolla “hotrod”.

    Powered by a 1600cc three cylinder turbo motor. They didn’t say how much boost, but I’m sure it’s a lot.

    • Sensei

      It’s freaking awesome.

    • Rebel Scum

      You have my attention.

      The GR Corolla is powered by the same 1.6-liter, turbocharged 3-cylinder engine as the GR Yaris, but with the performance wick turned up to 300 horsepower and 273 pound-feet of torque. That’s 32 ponies and around 7 lb-ft more than its smaller sibling, which will come in handy considering the 3,249-pound GR Corolla is about 430 pounds heavier than the GR Yaris.

      The G16E-GTS engine inhales via a single-scroll ball-bearing turbo and exhales through a valved exhaust system with three brushed stainless steel exhaust tips. A six-speed manual transmission with rev-matching capability is standard equipment.

  41. MikeS

    What is the pic of the masked thing and the girl?

    • Mustang

      Disney’s next movie to turn into live action and completely fuck up.

      • Sensei

        From the article, right now stage.

        But give Disney time.

        MikeS see my post above.

      • Mustang

        To actually answer the question, it’s the play adaptation of Studio Ghibli’s “Spirited Away.” I’m not really an anime guy but Studio Ghibli’s movies are good. Wife loves them. Pretty sure Disney will turn them into live action movies and destroy them.

      • The Hyperbole

        You can’t destroy something by making a shitty version if it. You can only make a shitty version, the original isn’t changed in the slightest. If this was the case than the reverse would also be possible and someone could make The Beach Boys music not suck by making decent covers of their music, alas we are stuck with the shitty original Beach Boys music and there is nothing we can do about it.

      • Tundra

        Man, we are usually on the same page, but this BB hatred is too much.

        I don’t celebrate their entire catalog, but Brian wrote some true gems.

      • Sensei

        Same. Plus one side of the 45 was surf and the other was usually auto.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        God Only Knows is the only song of the Beach Boys that has survived my attention span into early old age. The rest is just candy floss to me now.

    • Nephilium

      The masked “thing” is No-Face.

    • MikeS

      Thanks for the explanation, guys. Anime (obviously) isn’t my thing. Making a live-action of it sounds stupid.

  42. Winston

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/empires-v-nations-a-battle-as-old?s=r

    That might seem counter-intuitive to modern westerners, who have largely forgotten that in 19th-century Europe liberalism and nationalism naturally combined, united in opposing the rule of aristocratic, conservative and multi-ethnic empires like the Habsburgs.

    Russia’s authoritarian multiculturalism is similarly confusing because the West forgets that, historically, diversity has been associated with great empires. In contrast, liberalism emerged in the most homogenous lands in the West, nation-states with ethnic supermajorities, high social capital and strong private institutions. Only in very recent times has that dynamic altered, in particular with the modern United States, the Good Empire.

    It is also forgotten that the aristocrats and Catholics were far more cosmopolitan than the liberals. And far more educated.

    Indeed it’s not just Eurasian autocrats who show increasing sympathy for past empires. Two recent BBC documentaries about the Ottomans have portrayed it as diverse and racially tolerant, and even our view of the Mongols has softened, Genghis Khan having domestic policies that ‘would today open him up to accusations of being a politically correct, latte-drinking virtue signaller’, in the words of one author. (The only difference being that he’d drink the latte out of your skull.) But then the modern progressive state, designed to accommodate a multitude of faiths, has no other template to follow except for empires.

    Such empires could be tolerant because the existence of racial or religious diversity does not threaten autocracies ruled by emperors or khans, in the way it does to a nation-state with an established ethnic identity and citizen rights. Much of this modern nostalgia looks back to the great cities of Eurasia, diverse and cosmopolitan, their skylines dotted with minarets, temples and church domes. And in the centre stood a palace where one might find someone just like Vladimir Putin, or Emperor Palpatine, whose rule over this array of peoples rested on his power to build a pyramid of skulls.

    Liberals began to turn against nationalism due to the World Wars and embraced internationalism. Now we see how bad internationalism is there is a return to nationalism.

    For example if Americans have natural rights you are claiming that is a distinct people in a distinct area called America. Oh and supporting natural rights means you are saying that there is some Ancient idea that can never be altered or become outdated which is quite conservative isn’t it?

    • Winston

      Also we are seeing the limits of diversity: a tyrant who isn’t a cishet WASP man is still a tyrant.

      Also if a diverse society can’t even agree on anything, including the existence of natural rights, or if we need some “enlightened leaders” to set rules for such a society then what do we think is going to happen?

    • Winston

      Also classical liberal attacks on absolutism and Catholicism were very xenophobic The Norman Yoke anyone?

  43. Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

    I took my son (The Boy) and his girlfriend out to this place on Wednesday
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyofQc2cl4I
    A steak lovers dream.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Shut up and take my money!

      (The entry below this didn’t properly queue up in the reply thread, dammit…)

    • Rebel Scum

      *lights Sean signal*

    • Tundra

      I need to build a dry aging fridge.

      And that chick is awesome.

    • MikeS

      That place looks really cool.

      And judging by their butcher shop prices, I’ll likely never be able to afford to eat there.

    • juris imprudent

      Didn’t eat there, but I have eaten at The Palm.

  44. The Bearded Hobbit

    Brett’s latest was born on April Fools Day?

    I guess it could have been worse; he could have been born on a Feb 29th!

    Congrats to the Ls.