IFLA: The “Shaking Things Up” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 24

by | Apr 24, 2022 | IFLA | 58 comments

Kayfabe.

 

 

This week starts off under signs of endings, with Saturn and Mercury aligned.  This doesn’t necessarily mean the end of the end of anything good, in fact the evidence points in a different direction.  On Wednesday, we see a double alignment with Saturn-Mars-Earth on one leg and Earth-Moon-Venus on the other.  This is straight-up hippie end of strife/birth of peace stuff, so take advantage of that.  This being the time of Taurus, we expect strength, consistency, increase and at this time Taurus is hosting Mercury, giving the additional benefit of luck and potential for change.  Adding to the tendency towards plenty, Pisces is hosting Jupiter, Venus and Mars. Mars can be a negative influence, but when matched with Venus, it’s more of a source of strength rather than one of violence.  The moon joining Saturn in Aquarius suggests something hidden.  I can’t tell you want, the stars would be doing a pretty shit job of hiding something if I could.

 

Lily knows she’s going to win this tugging contest. Dakota is realizing it.

 

Huh.  Starting off the draw with four majors.

Taurus:  The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment

Gemini:  The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Cancer:  The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble.

Leo:  Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism

Virgo:  7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project.

Libra:  7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money, especially for creditors

Scorpio:  Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin.

Sagittarius:  7 of Wands reversed – Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. It is also a caution against indecision.

Capricorn:  Queen of Coins reversed – Evil, suspicion, suspense, fear, mistrust.

Aquarius:  Ace of Cups – House of the true heart, joy, content, abode, nourishment, abundance, fertility, Holy Table, felicity

Pisces:  4 of Swords reversed – Wise administration, circumspection, economy, avarice, precaution, testament.

Aries:  2 of Swords reversed – Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty.

 

I’m not done with them. Just resting between sets brah.

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

58 Comments

  1. DEG

    Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism

    Yes. This is true.

    • R C Dean

      Same here. Yesterday and today have been low energy days. Took a serious nap, but was groggy the rest of the day.

      • DEG

        Day drinking isn’t helping with the lethargy, but I think it is helping with my mood.

      • Chafed

        Alcohol, is there anything it can’t do?

      • DEG

        Legalize pot?

      • Raven Nation

        “The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”

      • Chafed

        ?

      • Not Adahn

        That solvent of such potent solvency that even the insolvent may be resolved.

      • Nephilium

        I managed to get off my ass both days and get some bike rides in. I’m over 50 miles for the weekend, just in time for the temperature to drop again and make riding uncomfortable. I think I even managed to avoid getting too badly sunburned.

  2. Surly Knott

    The weekly Lily pics are a treat. Thank you!

    • westernsloper

      ? Amen

  3. westernsloper

    This is straight-up hippie end of strife/birth of peace stuff,

    *searches online macreme and pottery classes*

  4. MikeS

    Pisces: 4 of Swords reversed – Wise administration, circumspection, economy, avarice, precaution, Testament.

    • Chafed

      ??

      • Chafed

        They should have been much a much bigger band.

  5. Chafed

    “Sagittarius: 7 of Wands reversed – Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. It is also a caution against indecision.” I am anxious Total Wine is out of the Oatmeal Stout I want. And I was indecisive about what to get instead. The stars never lie.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 7 of Wands reversed – Perplexity, embarrassments, anxiety. It is also a caution against indecision.

    A caution against indecision? I need a cure for it.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Ahhh, that wet dog smell.

    • Not Adahn

      She’s starting to swim a bit. She’s always loved bounding around in water where she could still touch the ground, but she’s adding little swim loops to our visits to the reservoir. She did retrieve a stick thrown into the water, so dock diving is a potential activity.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of shortages…

    I can’t help noticing a lot of in-progress buildings around here have no overhead garage doors, particularly large commercial build size doors. My landlord here at the industrial park has multiple buildings currently under construction, and all of them seem to be waiting for doors.

    Let’s Go Brandon!

  9. Ghostpatzer

    Gemini: The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

    How did distribution get in there? The rest seems about right.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Because I’m a dick (in more ways than one), I can’t help being surprised they aren’t sending the Vice President to Ukraine with the Blinken and the other idiot.

    • Chafed

      Biden’s handlers must Harris could only make things worse.

      • Fourscore

        Hey, the Russians need a laugh too. C’mon, man

      • Drake

        Worse than Blinken already fucked up is really saying something.

    • rhywun

      I think I won’t click on that.

      • Hyperion

        So many links, so few to click…

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Ow! my Balls!

    • rhywun

      That either.

      • MikeS

        I’m with you.

      • Tres Cool

        sissy

      • Hyperion

        I sooo am not clicking that.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Biden’s handlers must Harris could only make things worse.

    I was thinking more along the lines of two problems, one drone.

  12. Raven Nation

    Pisces: , economy AND avarice. That’s a powerful outlook.

  13. Raven Nation

    Wow, it’s actually possible Everton could be relegated.

  14. Don escaped Texas

    Gemini: The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

    And now for priorities: have you even had a decent flush since I was president? – DJT45

    • Ghostpatzer

      Does a pair of Jokers beat a flush?

  15. Brochettaward

    Who am I? To you, the Glibertariat, I am The First Of All Firsters. But to the world, I must assume another identity. When The Firsting cape comes off, I assume my disguise as normal everyday man. The Clark Kent to my Superman. You people know the real me. The one that carries The First.

    • Tres Cool

      Im not saying you’re gay, but I bet if I kicked you in the ass a dozen cocks would fall out.

      How did you get “impregnated” anyhow? Beef injection ?

      • Hyperion

        I’m saying that he’s gay.

      • Hyperion

        I’ve only been here a few minutes and it’s nearing a recod number of links I am not clicking on. Sean will post something soon and that will put it over the top.

  16. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Just packed ~45 pieces of clothing in vacuum bags. I’m have packing fatigue.

    Kickstarter to put a bunch of flat earthers on a flight from Buenos Aires to Perth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWhVWmsDlfQ

  17. juris imprudent

    Aries and Capricorn – bad week for the JI house. Usually one of has something to look forward to.

    • Hyperion

      Fake news, #CapricornsRpeople2.

  18. Hyperion

    Boa tarde, Glibs, wokesters, swillers of the hipster juice, and neo-postciv-stoics.

  19. dbleagle

    The author is dead but the condition he describes unfortunately lives on.

    http://www.sobran.com/hive/beforeHive.shtml

    You can easily sub in “deep state” or “permanent bureaucracy” for the hive.

    • MikeS

      As Charles Peguy presciently put it nearly a century ago, “We shall never know how many acts of cowardice have been motivated by the fear of seeming not sufficiently progressive.”

      So true. And modern social media has made it more true than M. Peguy could have possibly imagined.

  20. dbleagle

    Winds are light. I am hoping some land breezes kick in before race time or this will be a loooong day.

    • westernsloper

      We have had land breezes of stupid proportions lately. Spring in the rockies. I need to readjust my wind meter at a beach somewhere because atm If I feel a breeze, I am angry. The wind stopped being joyful.

  21. Hyperion

    So any of you mine crypto?