Joemala: Episode 66

by | Apr 13, 2022 | Joemala | 263 comments

 

“I’m gonna be President!” Kamala sang as she lumbered around the office in a grotesque parody of human joy. “I’m gonna be President!”

“Is Biden OK? Did something happen?” Astrid asked, alarmed. She smacked the side of her phone as if it had betrayed her. “Why didn’t you send me an alert?” she yelled at its home screen.

“He’s fine,” Kamala said. “He’s just not going to run for a second term.”

“Oh, good,” Astrid said. “I got really worried there for a second.”

“What does that mean?” Kamala asked, her eyes narrowing as her dance wound down.

As Astrid screamed inside over her mistake, Seresto stepped between them.

“Who wants to inherit a Presidency?” she asked. “Win it! Beat Trump in 2024 and have a mandate. You don’t want to be Jerry Ford.”

“Who’s Jerry Ford?” Kaylieburrow asked absently.

“Jesus,” Astrid snorted.

“What?” Kaylieburrow asked. “What?”

“Just, I, fuck…” Kamala said tiredly.

“I’m not stupid,” Kaylieburrow said. “My PoliSci degree cost $300,000 dollars! I’m not some sort of idiot.”

“Holy fuck!” Seresto shouted. “How much in student loans do you have?”

“Oh, Daddy paid all of that,” Kaylieburrow said dismissively. “It was in the divorce argument.”

“SHUT UP!” Kamala screamed. “Do you know how many abortions I had to get where I am today? How many old dicks I…”

“Just be happy for me!” Kamala said. “I’m going to be President!” She scampered through the office, knocking things off people’s desks and tipping over trash cans.

“We’re all very happy for you, Ma’am,” Astrid said and ducked the stapler Kamala threw at her head.

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263 Comments

  1. db

    “He’s fine,” Kamala said. “He’s just not going to run for a second term.”

    I guess I missed the news…

    • SugarFree

      Secret DNC directive. Real, hush-hush.

      • db

        I can’t think of a better match-up than Kamala vs deSantis.

        The potential for fun is tremendous.

  2. Brochettaward

    I was First ounce but not as First as I once was.

    • WTF

      First ounce of what?

      • Ted S.

        First ounce of cocaine Hunter snorted off of anyone’s ass.

    • juris imprudent

      Good, to the last first.

  3. WTF

    I just want to know how SF got access to the Whitehouse surveillance feeds.

    • Tonio

      It’s not technological, it’s a form of scrying.

      • db

        But the damage to the soul may be irreparable. SF really does sacrifice for his art.

  4. juris imprudent

    My PoliSci degree cost $300,000 dollars! I’m not some sort of idiot.

    I’m sorry, that just killed me, but I died laughing.

    • WTF

      This is why student loan “cancellation” is so vital.

    • Tonio

      This confirms that Kalieburrow is an American University graduate.

    • juris imprudent

      I think the combination of the dollar sign and the word dollars is the real hidden gem in that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        A subtle decimal rather than a comma would have thrown it all over the top and the internet would have ceased to exist.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    You don’t want to be Jerry Ford

    She’d be goddam lucky to attain Jerry Ford’s stature.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      He played football and was in The Big One,
      She sucked a big one…..

    • Bobarian LMD

      Jerry Ford? Kamala is gonna be lucky to be Spiro Agnew.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not some sort of idiot.

    She knows what she needs to know.

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t confuse her with common idiots.

  7. Tundra

    Also Happy.

    “Oh, Daddy paid all of that,” Kaylieburrow said dismissively. “It was in the divorce argument.”

    Flawless.

    • Sean

      Also Happy.

      *nods approvingly*

  8. Not Adahn

    I did not expect Soresto to protect Astrid like that. I apologize to Soresto for misjudging her.

    • SugarFree

      Worried about area-of-effect damage.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Radiation burns.

    • Tonio

      I can’t keep those people straight (no pun). Would you consider writing a guide to Joemala supporting characters?

      • Bobarian LMD

        What makes you think SugarFree can keep them straight?

    • Sean

      Nice.

    • WTF

      Awesome. I hope they keep it up and the other border states join in.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t get what happens. They just walk off the bus and go wherever they want to?

      • Gender Traitor

        I wonder what would happen if they wandered into the Capitol…

      • Grumbletarian

        “Texas Governor Launches Foreign Invasion of U.S. Capitol”

        /TMITE

      • Rat on a train

        Insurrection Dos

      • Homple

        Pretty much what they do everywhere else.

      • R C Dean

        They have court dates. Its not like they’ll just disappear.

        *insert eyeroll emoji*

    • rhywun

      At least Biden has the decency to fly them under cover of darkness to a nice place like White Plains.

      These poor suckers get a bus to DC? Plotz.

    • Rebel Scum

      I don’t see the value in helping the admin flood the country with illegal economic migrants. Should have shipped them back over the border.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Balancing the line between having their own immigration policy versus just providing transportation for them.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We’re shipping you to the capital district of Colombia.”

        *sends them to south america*

      • R C Dean

        Should have shipped them back over the border.

        The states don’t have the authority to do that. This is much, much better anyway. I just doubt they’ll be able to keep it up for long.

      • Rebel Scum

        They are illegally in the country. They crossed the state border illegally. The feds refuse to enforce the TX national border. The states are sovereign political entities. I’d do it anyway and see what happens. I’d also offer border patrol working in TX jobs in the TX border patrol as I moved for secession. But maybe I’m old fashioned.

      • MikeS

        You think the US Border guards, not to mention the Federales, are going to let Texas just run bus caravans into Mexico?

      • Rebel Scum

        I expect the people to travel back from whence they came. The manner how is up for negotiation.

  9. ron73440

    “SHUT UP!” Kamala screamed. “Do you know how many abortions I had to get where I am today? How many old dicks I…”

    Maybe this is the significance of the passage of time she was talking about.

    • WTF

      She needs to do what she’s been doing, and that time to do what she’s been doing in the passage of time is now.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Together.

    • ron73440

      And that time is everyday.

    • WTF

      Holy shit. The stupidity and incompetence is astonishing.

    • Ownbestenemy

      By now SNL and every late-night show would be running constant skits of Bushisms Kamalisms. Such is the state we are in I guess. Time to find some good Saudi parody shows apparently.

      • ron73440

        Remember Dan Quayle being stupid?

        How many jokes did they milk out of that?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Even Ford, Gore, and others used to get the treatment. Now its all tailored propaganda.

      • Drake

        They did some good Clinton skits.

      • Fatty Bolger

        The one with Clinton jogging through McDonalds is a classic (played by the late great Phil Hartman, of course).

      • Bobarian LMD

        Hartman did a better Clinton than Clinton.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wow. The Saudis must be pissed. Bye bye petrodollar.

      • Rebel Scum

        The Saudi thing was poorly done, but they got all the main points. They get it.

    • rhywun

      I almost want her to fail upwards again just so we can get more bons mots like these every day.

      • juris imprudent

        Jerry Ford displaced as President Malaprop.

    • Sean

      *cackles*

    • Timeloose

      Every example of inflation she used was a progressive talking point. No mention of actual cross the board inflation:

      Drug costs – we need to do something
      Child Care – we need to do something
      Student Loans – we need to do something

      Then a lot of BS of concern.

      Release of strategic oil reserves – No mention of removing the >18% tax on gas and >24% of taxes on fuel.

      Announcing the return of masking in D.C.: be a good citizen wear your mask it will eventually be over.

  10. Old Man With Candy

    Bright side: when Kamala wins the 2024 election, I’ll win $20 from Spud.
    Dark side: By then, $20 will barely buy a candy bar.

    • WTF

      At least with modern technology we won’t need to haul around wheelbarrows full of Deutsch Marks Dollars.

    • The Other Kevin

      I just got a 10% merit raise. I was happy for about a day, until I realized with inflation, I’m still behind.

      • WTF

        Yeah, unless you got about 15%, you took a pay cut. And most people aren’t getting 15%.

      • UnCivilServant

        I got a promotion and it was only worth 4.5%

      • kinnath

        3% this year. so, massive pay cut.

      • juris imprudent

        I’ll end up doing better on SocSec which at least adjusts upward with inflation. I’ve had one pay raise (~1.5%) in three years.

      • The Other Kevin

        For now.

      • The Hyperbole

        I gave myself a 33.33% raise last year.

      • rhywun

        Got my 4% yesterday. W0000t! ?

      • robc

        Mine is coming any day now(beginning of May, I think), but they haven’t announced amount yet. I think they are trying to see what they will need to give to retain people, so I am hoping 8.5% or something is standard. I expect to get about 2/3rds of the standard based on starting last July. But no idea how this company handles it yet.

        I know they are worried about retention, so would be surprised at 3% or something like that.

    • UnCivilServant

      They won’t run her in 2024.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Wanna bet?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t bet.

        Besides, you move every time I’m going to be driving nearby.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That should tell you something…

      • UnCivilServant

        That I’m too old and too male for OMWC?

      • WTF

        At first I was gonna jump in and say I’ll take that bet, because they couldn’t possibly be that stupid, but then I thought for a second and realized they most certainly could.

      • Animal

        Yeah, I was tempted myself, but my thought processes went the same way. I mean, just when you think these people couldn’t get any dumber…

      • ron73440

        Who else could they run?

        They can’t pass over the first black vice president, can they?

      • rhywun

        Well, the shitstorm if they tried would certainly be entertaining as hell.

      • juris imprudent

        Remember, per Harris’ campaign mouthpiece – Democratic primary voters didn’t vote for her because they are racist and sexist.

      • waffles

        They can but it won’t be pretty.

      • juris imprudent

        Not sure how she does in the primary, considering the utter absence of Harris delegates at the ’20 convention.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It will be fortified as needed. DNC will ensure that.

      • Timeloose

        Fortifications can be built. The DNC decides who will run, debate, and get support.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its like an echo! 🙂

      • juris imprudent

        Look, they’re pretty good at fending off the Bernie insurgency, but that ain’t likely in ’24.

      • kinnath

        No convention. Just a coronation.

      • Old Man With Candy

        The question of “who else?” arises, and that’s why I’m convinced that a check-all-boxes marionette is going to be their only choice. Buttgag is a funny-looking dwarf. Comb Salad has basically disappeared. Stacey Abrams is one checkbox back from Kamala and her name sounds too suspiciously Jewy. AOC is not old enough. Hillary is already too old to actually kill people herself. Omar is foreign born. Tlaib is too ugly for words.

        Yeah, it’s Harris.

      • UnCivilServant

        At this point, a strategy of picking somebody the public hasn’t heard of might serve them better than the bench.

        And besides, using the same criteria you’ve applied, I ruled out Gropey Joe as a 2020 possibility for candidate. We might end up with Chuck or Nancy.

      • Rebel Scum

        picking somebody the public hasn’t heard of

        Perhaps another no-name, single term senator from Illinois?

      • Bobarian LMD

        ‘Beto has a sad.

      • Sean

        Oprah.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I remember William F Buckley, unable to recall her name, referring to her as, “That black woman who is alternately large and small.”

      • kinnath

        The Wookie

      • Animal

        Of course, if Michelle Obama throws her wig in the game, that might mess things up. But I don’t see that happening; the Obamas are enjoying a comfy taxpayer-funded retirement. Why take on that hassle?

      • MikeS

        Power

      • SugarFree

        Exactly. Why go back to being scrutinized when they’ve got all that sweet Netflix cash.

        I bet the DNC had to grovel to come in and put lipstick on the Biden-Harris pig last week.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Who in their right mind would want to own what’s coming?

        I don’t think the Obamas are that insane.

      • Tundra

        Klobuchar.

        If Sunset hadn’t opened his pie-hole and trapped them into Kamala, she would have been the VP.

      • Tundra

        Also this.

        They need to go a different direction.

      • robc

        What kinda odds can I get on Tulsi?

      • Tundra

        The proggies hate her as much as OMB.

      • robc

        I need odds for a reason. With the odds I will require, I will also demand payment up front. I will happily refund it after the convention.

    • Rebel Scum

      “Wins”…

  11. juris imprudent

    The context, I refuse to see it.

    Throwing their life away for the wokeness and vapid foreign policy, not to mention the vaccination. But no, virtuous Dan thinks that going into the military today is just the same as it ever was. Don’t be dumb like virtuous Dan.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, she makes several valid points there.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Greene is brighter than people give her credit for. She is not drinking the Ukraine Kool-Aid either.

    • Ownbestenemy

      2008 I still had a view that Navy or USAF I would be okay with my kids going into as they got older. That all has disappeared from my talks with them. Now it is trade schools or an education that has job potential behind it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or get in an industry that you want to be in and work your ass off from the ground floor.

    • Rebel Scum

      Throwing your life away by joining the United States military? Really?

      I believe it is literally signing away your life when you agree to become a pawn of power-hungry, war-mongering pols that will through you into a hornets nest that has no vital interest for the country and get you maimed/killed so they can play politics and get rich.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is but there was always a payoff or trade for that. Now? Rather than Duty, Honor, Love of Country, blah blah its Equity, Inclusion, Diversity

    • wdalasio

      Dobbs and Greene recounted various grievances with U.S. foreign policy in general and Joe Biden’s Afghanistan withdrawal in particular, as well as “woke” training within the military. These are entirely fair arguments, and it is fair as well to note that they are not going to help the military recruit people.

      Why wouldn’t it help the military recruit people, Dan? If you accept Greene’s observations, her conclusion is essentially rational.

      • R C Dean

        Its not Dobbs and Greene pointing out various major problems that is going to hurt recruiting. Its the various major problems that are going to hurt recruiting. These people are completely unable to think beyond messaging, PR, narrative, etc. and have no conception of the difference between the map and the territory.

    • Lackadaisical

      Uh, I work in a pretty conservative county, plenty of ex military in the office. I’ve heard people here saying they wouldn’t recommend enlisting now. Not sure she’s as removed from the ordinary conservative as national review (nation of the common man though they are) thinks.

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t those busses, trains, and planes already have air filters? Why do the vehicles need to wear masks?

      • kinnath

        I used to get sick every time I took a business trip across the ocean. Breathing recirculated air for 10 to 20 hours is guaranteed to spread illness. Mask do jack shit to change that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s not raw recirculated, it’s filtered and then mixed with bleed and ram air from outside.

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        But it doesn’t filter out viruses or bacteria.

        I spent many transatlantic flights trapped with Europeans that would chain smoke in the bad old days. Filtering has limitations.

    • kbolino

      Their contempt for plebs knows no bounds.

    • Timeloose

      Don’t forget:

      “Severe illnesses and deaths tend to lag infections by several weeks.”

      • R C Dean

        Severe illness lags infection by a matter of days, perhaps 10 at the outside.

        Death, yeah, that tends to get spread out from a week to months.

    • WTF

      They’ll keep doing it until enough people stop putting up with it.

    • rhywun

      Fifteen more days I will refuse to commute to the office if they ask.

    • MikeS

      Just 2 weeks to flatten…no, wait.

      • Bobarian LMD

        2 years? Decades? Generations? Epochs?

    • grrizzly

      Walensky should be raped to death. Fauci should be drawn and quartered by four horses. The rest of them should be swinging from lamp posts upside down so that the public can smash their skulls with baseball bats.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think gibbeting while still alive is totally appropriate.

      • Tundra

        Scaphism.

      • ron73440

        Can we make a stele afterward?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Throwing their life away

    It’s hard to argue with.

    Join the army and get treated like shit? Who wouldn’t want to do that?

    • Rat on a train

      There is a reason skilled enlisted specialties have a high turnover. I spent a few years in an office with civilians. The civilian sitting next to you doing the same job was paid a lot more and had to put up with less bullshit.

    • juris imprudent

      Bread and circuses – keep the mob entertained. Convince me he’s wrong.

  13. Gustave Lytton

    She scampered through the office, knocking things off people’s desks and tipping over trash cans.

    Kamala is one of those Barstool Sports idiots?

  14. DEG

    “My PoliSci degree cost $300,000 dollars! I’m not some sort of idiot.”

    🙂

  15. The Late P Brooks

    In a surprise to no one here…masks on transit gets extended.

    I’m back in Montana for a few days. Last night the bartender was telling everybody about some guy who got kicked off a plane she was on for not wearing his mask properly and being a meanie to the stewardess.

    And all the hens clucked, “Follow the rules! Follow the rules! Bkaaawk!”

    I had to tell them there was no fucking way anybody was going to get me on an airplane again. Pointing out that masks are nothing more than superstitious mumbo jumbo would have been a waste of time.

    • WTF

      “Follow the rules! Follow the rules! Bkaaawk!”

      And that, dear children, is the entire point of the mandates. Conditioning the population to comply and obey authority without question.

      • Timeloose

        Applies Sn Foil Hat: It’s almost like a test to see what the obedience level is within a certain population. If the level is too low, let loose something horrible in the latest news cycle to determine the effect on compliance. Did it work? -> No: apply another treatment maintain masking requirements and measure in 3 months; Yes: remove restrictions after a few months.

        Periodic sampling required to assure reliability of treatment and level of compliance.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        No need for a tinfoil hat. This isn’t a test… we’re well beyond that. This is the direct implementation of control wherever it is accepted. The places with the greatest level of acceptance have the most extensive restrictions that are slowest to let up.

        Look at what’s happened to Canada and Australia.

      • kbolino

        It’s not just COVID. #BLM and Ukraine are also compliance tests.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This should be all the evidence you need.

        https://drtesslawrie.substack.com/p/urgent-my-video-call-with-the-who

        As you may know, the WHO is proposing a global pandemic agreement that would give it undemocratic rights over every participating nation and its citizens. Put simply, in the event of a ‘pandemic’, the WHO’s constitution would replace every country’s constitution. Whether your country’s elected government would agree or not, the WHO could impose lockdowns, testing regimes, enforce medical interventions, dictate all public health practice, and much more.

        The World Council for Health acted fast and applied to do a two-minute video submission. We put together a strong statement and this morning, I joined the hearing to say our piece.

        There were 48 people on the call at the time I tuned in. Sixteen of them were WHO staff. Others were from UNAIDS, the Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations (CEPI), the UN Environment Programme, the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN). The title of the hearing? ‘The World Together’.

        Does that sound like ‘the world together’ to you? No, me neither.

        Here’s what I heard these people say (and my comments on each):

        · Calls for ‘human security centric’ not just ‘health security centric’. Apparently, they don’t just want to control your body but every aspect of your life.

        · Fast approval of emergency diagnostics – and unified regulatory registration for diagnostics. In other words, more control.

        · Equitable access to vaccines and ‘a mechanism to hold violators accountable’. So if a nation concludes a vaccine is not safe – as has happened in this last pandemic – the WHO would have the power to override that and jab their population anyway.

        · Vaccines should be developed within 100 days. This is absurd. Safe drugs take ten years to be adequately tested and declared safe. There are more than 3.5 million people on the WHO database who have been harmed by Covid vaccines and this may be the tip of the iceberg.

      • rhywun

        I don’t know whether to believe that or not.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s so out there that it’s hard to swallow.

        But the WHO is definitely pursuing this. The only question is whether individual governments submit to it. It will either provide legal and moral cover for what those governments already want to do or it precipitates the end of the WHO.

      • Sean

        Why not? Is anything that shocking at this point?

      • UnCivilServant

        Scruffy it sounds like WHO wants to become the government, supplanting the local potentates. They won’t go for it, since it means losing their own power.

      • rhywun

        Yesterday I said “nothing’s shocking” in response to some preposterous happening or other but this one… it’s so over the top.

      • Plisade

        “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”

      • MikeS

        I can see some 3rd World shitholes submitting hoping to get cash, and some European countries that love the EU, but I don’t see how the US submits to this. It would take a constitutional amendment…or a civil war.

      • rhywun

        @Sean

        Sigh, that one is all too believable. And enraging.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Equitable access to vaccines also means just because your country develops or manufactures a drug, you’re not entitled to them (priority access, bulk prepurchase, prohibiting export, etc). They must be shared with all countries around the world in a scheme administered by someone. Probably WHO or it’s cronies.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes, that was the real angle. Many places had their panties in a knot because the US had priority access.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think some of the biggest panty twisters were right here in the SJW/public health nexus.

    • Rebel Scum

      And all the hens clucked, “Follow the rules! Follow the rules! Bkaaawk!”

      America was founded on blindly following the rules. It is known.

    • waffles

      In Montana, oh no.

      • R.J.

        Yippee yi yo tie yay?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Get a plump wife and raise rabbits.

      • R.J.

        If she can raise it up, and wax it down –
        I’ll put it in a little white box
        That I can sell uptown.

  16. Mustang

    Oooo, Sugar free Wednesdays! I must be getting hardened to the effects because I only had mild convulsions this time.

    Conspiracy theory: what if they’re driving up inflation in order to make people more susceptible to central bank digital currencies?

    “Oh, we can’t control inflation. We’ve been trying but the old ways are not working and can’t keep up with a globalized economy, therefore we are implementing the first ever CBDC. Here’s your free wallet. Just like we asked you to wear masks, we encourage everyone to convert your dollars to CBDCs, it will reduce inflation by taking real dollars out of circulation. We’ve already partnered with big names like Amazon, who have announced they will be the first to accept CBDCs!

    Don’t worry about control, we would never control your purchases *wink wink nudge nudge*”

    • UnCivilServant

      So what you’re saying is, I need to buy more silver.

      • Mustang

        Does it really need to be said?

      • Timeloose

        You assume Ag / Au will be convertible to Joe Coin.

        Joe coin will only be converted from and between physical dollars and electronic dollars. All other transactions are subject to audit and prosecution as they are an attempt to by pass taxation and must be for black market illegal purchases.

      • kbolino

        Two wallets.

        One is used to keep suspicion away.

        The other is used to buy what you need.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why would I convert it?

        And how do you audit a transaction you don’t know about?

      • Timeloose

        “Nice new (car, boat, motorcycle, necklace, etc.) you got there, there is no record of the transaction in your account. we will recommend a full audit.”

        Unlike drug dealers, you can’t launder money as there is not any “legitimate” transactions that are conducted outside of Joe Bucks.

      • R C Dean

        You don’t use specie for large purchases. You use it for essentials.

        And there will be a gray and black market economy. There always is.

      • EvilSheldon

        If I’m buying everything {and getting paid} sub rosa anyway, then there’s nothing to stop me from pulling up stakes and relocating, after digging a few shallow graves for nosy tax snitches…

    • kbolino

      The “Alex Jones was right” jar already overfloweth, so I’m gonna go with yes just because my instinct was “no, can’t be”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well yeah…

      A bank holiday is incoming at some point, along with revaluation of loans to the new currency and a generally robust fucking of middle America.

      Look at it from the perspective of the largest equity firms and banks (JP Morgan, Citibank, Blackrock, State Street, Vanguard). They cannot endure the coming fiscal flood. They will utilize every tool in their chest to survive and that includes their massive influence over the Fed and all of DC in general.

      Their incentive to cheat their way to survival is massive. They’re not stupid and and they didn’t get to where they are by being honest. They intend to come out on top.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        But in response to their motivations about inflation. They’re not causing it specifically to get to the Great Reset. They’ve just been fiscal morons for decades and now they have no escape path.

    • WTF

      Not so much a conspiracy theory as a spoiler alert.

  17. MikeS

    Kamala sang as she lumbered around the office in a grotesque parody of human joy.

    Starts out rhetorical guns a blazin’! Good stuff.

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      ⬜?⬜?? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      ?⬜⬜⬜? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      ????? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

      There is a minor cheat, however, in that it won’t let you guess non-words, so for the bottom left I just had to go through the used letter board until I got a valid word.

      • grrizzly

        Do you actually need to know the language to solve a quordle or is having a dictionary sufficient enough?

      • Ted S.

        I took three years of French in high school. Knowing enough words to start off definitely helps, and I’d guess knowing the language better would probably help, too.

        Look at how many people bitched about getting tripped up by LORRY the other day.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Conspiracy theory: what if they’re driving up inflation in order to make people more susceptible to central bank digital currencies?

    “Putin’s black marketeers are to blame. This is how we stop them.”

    • Animal

      Still can’t get CCI Green Tags for love nor money. And when the hell will someone start making a decent 16 gauge trap load? **Grumbles**

      • juris imprudent

        16 ga – why aren’t you reloading?

      • Animal

        Because I have to set up my loading bench, but first I have to completely remodel the inside of my workshop building.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Flexible

    When the Transportation Security Administration, which enforces the rule for planes, buses, trains and transit hubs, extended the requirement last month, it said the CDC had been hoping to roll out a more flexible masking strategy that would have replaced the nationwide requirement.

    Day by day. Flight by flight.

    Keep that mask handy, because you’ll never know when you might need it.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Look at it from the perspective of the largest equity firms and banks (JP Morgan, Citibank, Blackrock, State Street, Vanguard). They cannot endure the coming fiscal flood.

    Mark-to-market won’t be pretty.

    • The Last American Hero

      They all landed on their feet after the Great Recession. Why would this be any different?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re planning ahead this time.

  21. Raven Nation

    Daily Quordle 79
    4️⃣5️⃣
    8️⃣7️⃣

  22. Sean

    So, I got an email from Monster.com:

    Did you know that 30% of non-college grads say that YouTube and Tik Tok helped them find a job? Or that 91% of new grads want to be able to talk about their mental health at work? Or, that the #1 reason Gen Z candidates ghost employers is because a recruiter was “rude.”
    Yep. That’s what they told us in Monster’s new Gen Z Survey.

    91%. JFC. Where’s that freaking comet at?

    • Animal

      Did you know that 30% of non-college grads say that YouTube and Tik Tok helped them find a job?

      Utter horseshit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Watching trucking or trades videos and seeing what you can do and earn without a degree?

      • Fatty Bolger

        Probably more along the lines of how to find available jobs, nail interviews, and write attention getting resumes.

      • UnCivilServant

        I need to learn all three of those skills.

    • UnCivilServant

      They’ll grow up or burn out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m not your daddy.

    • rhywun

      Knock yourselves out, kids.

      I won’t be listening to your bullshit, is all.

    • R C Dean

      Or that 91% of new grads want to be able to talk about their mental health at work? Or, that the #1 reason Gen Z candidates ghost employers is because a recruiter was “rude.”

      A broken generation, at least if they have been through the college mill. The hard times that are coming are going to be very hard indeed for these fragile flowers.

    • EvilSheldon

      What I’m hearing here is, “For the love of God, don’t ever hire anyone under thirty.”

  23. Raven Nation

    Completely OT but I didn’t realize the name of the Brooklyn subway guy. Historic.

    • Gender Traitor

      So….gang-related?

      • Tundra
    • rhywun

      I don’t catch the significance but looks like they got him.

      Early Wednesday, police received a Crime Stoppers tip from someone who claimed they spotted James at a McDonald’s on East 6th Street and First Avenue in the East Village, law-enforcement sources said. When cops arrived, he was no longer there but they soon caught up to him a few blocks away at St. Mark’s Place and First Avenue, the sources said.

      LOL so he just went along with his day while there was a massive manhunt after him?! Unreal.

      • Tundra

        Notice it was the cops who found him, not the FBI.

      • UnCivilServant

        “What? Keep tabs on our asset? Who do you think we are?”

      • Ted S.

        It wasn’t even a cop who found Tsarnaev, IIRC.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And the tipster called the crimestoppers line, not 911. I can guess why but jeezus.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did it have something to do with a $50k reward?

      • UnCivilServant

        Never learned to reload and just threw the gun away?

      • Drake

        That’s how they do it in the movies.

      • juris imprudent

        And Superman ducks, every time!

      • EvilSheldon

        Depends. Mine hold 21 (Magpul) or 23 (factory mags with TTI basepads).

        The malfunction could have happened when he reloaded, and the first round failed to chamber. This happens a lot with crap magazines.

      • EvilSheldon

        Certainly could have been.

      • Not Adahn

        I finally heard the vest described as “green AND orange”

  24. The Late P Brooks

    the #1 reason Gen Z candidates ghost employers is because a recruiter was “rude.”

    Awwww, poor babies.

    • EvilSheldon

      Glengary Glen Ross should be mandatory viewing in high school…

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Did you know that 30% of non-college grads say that YouTube and Tik Tok helped them find a job?

    I suppose if you looked at that claim as people saying, “I had no idea you could get paid to do that” it might make sense.

  26. Plisade

    I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone… Went to the DMV for the new plates and annual registration. No line. 2 clerks free. In less than 5 minutes I’d paid, got the new registration and plate, upon which the clerk put the stickers. AND, emissions testing is no longer required here in Rutherford County. Registrations will be online from now until there’s another new plate design.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Tragic

    President Joe Biden’s plan to reduce the price of gas by allowing the sale of higher-ethanol fuel this summer may make corn farmers and their elected representatives happy. But the move also has irked environmentalists who see ethanol as a climate-change villain.

    Biden made his announcement Tuesday during a trip to Iowa, where corn — and ethanol — are crucial to the state economy. He said the Environmental Protection Agency would issue an emergency waiver from the Clean Air Act that will permit the sale of gasoline that is 15 percent ethanol, 5 percent more than the typical blend, from June 1 to Sept. 15. The change will lower gas prices by about 10 cents a gallon at the 2,300 gas stations equipped to pump it, the Biden administration says.

    To environmentalists, that’s a small benefit compared to the damage the decision could do to efforts to reduce the country’s carbon emissions.

    “What the president is doing is the definition of short-term thinking,” said Carroll Muffett, president and CEO of the Center for International Environmental Law. “The goal here shouldn’t be to bring gas prices down by 10 cents in the near term by increasing emissions that will endanger large parts of the population.”

    This is our big chance to make fossil fuels prohibitively expensive and force people away from private transportation. Don’t blow it Joe. Everybody already hates you. Stick to the plan.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What the president is doing is the definition of short-term thinking,”

      I agree with her. Although thinking is a bit strong.

    • Rebel Scum

      So not only will the fuel be more expensive but it will be a bit more harmful to your car and less efficient.

    • Lackadaisical

      We’re expecting shortages of wheat and barley, meat prices to rise so let’s burn more corn.

    • rhywun

      ?

  28. Rebel Scum

    Except you have already lost.

    Without additional weaponry, this war will become an endless bloodbath, spreading misery, suffering, and destruction. Mariupol, Bucha, Kramatorsk – the list will be continued. Nobody will stop Russia except Ukraine with Heavy Weapons. #ArmUkraineNow

    Continuing the flow of weapons will prolong the conflict and increase the bloodshed. You should start negotiating with Russia in good faith.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Without additional weaponry, this war will become an endless bloodbath

      Fixed

    • R C Dean

      You should start negotiating with Russia in good faith.

      They tried that once. Russia broke the deal with *counts on fingers* three invasions. It takes two to negotiate in good faith.

      • Ted S.

        You don’t get it. Zelensky sided with Western elites RS doesn’t like, therefore Ukraine deserves to be subjugated by Russia.

        Recall Putin saying (and not just immediately before the invasion) that Ukrainians and Russians are one people and should “integrate”.

      • grrizzly

        Ukraine was the second republic in the Soviet Union. From 1953 to 1985 the USSR was ruled by the people who grew up in Ukraine or were ethnic Ukrainians. Yes, only Andropov had no close connection to Ukraine.

      • Drake

        I think of it like watching a country get pulled apart by a tug of war.

        We pulled them into the globalist west with a violent coup in 2014 (against a “democratically elected” government). Since then, they really have been fucking with the Russians in eastern provinces.

        This is Russia pulling back hard. The Ukraine is going to be partitioned, that’s now inevitable.

      • Ted S.

        A lot of the people wanted to be out of Russia’s orbit.

        So many people seem to want to give the Ukrainians no agency and have them be just pawns of western powers, incapable of thinking for themselves.

      • wdalasio

        And a lot of people didn’t. The ethnic Russians in the Eastern provinces getting killed by the Azov Battalion probably weren’t to keen on getting out of Russia’s orbit. What do you tell them? “Screw you. Go to Russia if you’re so unhappy?” If that’s the case, what basis was there not to tell something similar to the Ukrainians when they wanted out of Russia’s orbit? And the fact is, like or not, it was the Russians who tried to offer up some kind of compromise. Only to get rebuffed by the Americans and Ukrainians.

      • Tundra

        And what precipitated those invasions, out of curiosity?

      • Rebel Scum

        Negotiations in which the Ukrainian government failed to concede to any of Russia’s demands I believe. The primary demands did not sound particularly out of line to this person of Ukrainian descent.
        <=

      • Drake

        Blinken talking up Ukrainian NATO membership – which has always been a red-line. And Putin takes his red-lines more seriously than Obama.

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

        Considering the advance of NATO (and other things allegedly being done by the west in Ukraine)…call me a Russian whatever but this position held by Russia is not illegitimate.

      • Tundra

        After consuming a shit-ton of information and opinions, I am left wondering why we didn’t do what a lot of the righties back during the fall of the Soviet Union recommended: no NATO expansion and bring Russia into the real world. But then I realized that the expansion of NATO and kicking Russia would make some unpleasant people obscenely wealthy.

        A lot of Russia’s actions look pretty rational to me.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well, dissolve nato entirely.

        It’s wholly reasonable that many countries that were either invaded by the Soviets or faced a credible threat would want to join an alliance that offers a fig leaf of protection against the same. And that western countries would want to bring those Warsaw bloc countries back into the main European orbit. One could argue that Bush I’ appeasement Chicken Kiev speech and policy started this current mess with Kleenex thin promises of security.

      • R C Dean

        And what precipitated those invasions, out of curiosity?

        Crimea, because Putin and the Russians have always wanted Crimea. Remember, Russia made a deal, which it broke, around Urkainian borders and sovereignty in exchange for Ukraine giving up its nukes.

        The “breakaway” provinces, because Putin and the Russians have always wanted to, err, integrate Ukraine, and there were enough separatists (and Ukrainian abuses) to provide a casus belli.

        The current unpleasantness? A combination of Putin and the Russians always wanting to integrate Ukraine, and the idiot West poking the paranoid Russian bear. Although, given that Ukraine had already been invaded twice, I think its understandable that the Ukrainians, at least, were looking for some big friends. This is a textbook case of tit for tat escalation, and I can’t help thinking that Russia has on net been the initiator. On account of all the invasions.

        As to the rationality of Russia’s position, I think its understandable but unconvincing. I get their paranoia, following WWII, but seriously, nobody is going to invade Russia. Get over it already. I get their desire for a sphere of influence, but not on measured by how far their tanks have driven recently.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Add in Ukrainian nationalists pissing all over all ethnic minorities, not just the Russian ones in the east.

      • wdalasio

        Although, given that Ukraine had already been invaded twice, I think its understandable that the Ukrainians, at least, were looking for some big friends.

        How DARE those Russkies invade when we replace their allies in a coup d’etat?!!

      • R C Dean

        Like I said, tit for tat. I do find the Russian invasion of Crimea in response to be inappropriate. Who bites off a province of a neighbor because of coup d’etat?

      • wdalasio

        When one of your key naval bases is in that province and the new government is demanding you abandon it?

        Pretty much any Great Power.

  29. juris imprudent

    The Bee fucking weeps.

    American women and gender-diverse individuals are disproportionately affected by climate change, but municipal climate plans fail to address family planning or gender equity solutions, a new report has found.

    The report, released on Tuesday by the Center for Biological Diversity, scrutinized 21 climate plans in cities nationwide, whose total populations represent about 10 percent of the U.S. population. The authors found that none of the plans included family planning, contraception or reproductive health solutions and that only one city — Boston — referred to gender equity as a climate change mitigation strategy.

    • rhywun

      I’m not even going to try to decipher that word salad.

      • juris imprudent

        Imma say CBD been hittin’ the THC.

      • R.J.

        Glibot. Your automated writing service. Charge a steep monthly fee and then do all the writing yourself.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Everyone except straight, white males is disproportionately affected by everything it seems.

    American women and gender-diverse individuals are disproportionately affected by climate change

    Gender-benders of the world unite!

  31. juris imprudent

    I’m really going to have to read some Waugh.

    “Scoop” appeared in May 1938 — if you are interested in coincidences, or what Chesterton called “God’s way of punning” — it was published less than two weeks after George Orwell’s “Homage to Catalonia,” which was a failure at first, but now like “Scoop” is considered a classic. “Scoop” was largely based on Waugh’s experiences covering the Italo-Ethiopian war for the Daily Mail in 1935. The experiences in that war left Waugh with unpleasant memories, and he particularly came to detest the cynicism, outright distortions and lies of the journalists covering the war.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Waugh was assigned reading in my son’s Catholic high school. He seemed to enjoy it.,

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The Loved One is funny and slim. Brideshead can be turgid.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    Radar Users Council is a two hour meeting….im going off camera and opening a beer for this.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ?