Monday Afternoon Links

by | Apr 18, 2022 | Daily Links | 338 comments

Ach….tung!

Grüezi mitenand. Linkings are here. And at 1500 precise. As sharp and timely as Glorious Reform Russian Military Victorious Assault Plannings!

  • Wanna see some grand editorializing in a “news story”? You cannot get through the first sentence of this one without colliding with it.
  • It’s turning the frogs bankrupt!
  • Shanghai is still hellish.
  • International soccer is soooo clean!

The comments are yours.

Bonus Update: Yearning to breathe free?

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

338 Comments

  1. Sean

    The comments are yours.

    L O L.

    • SDF-7

      The Doctor has regenerated into a member of the Q Continuum!

    • Enough About Palin

      Were I that elephant, I’d probe much differently.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That was foreplay. You never go straight at it.

        An elephant never forgets.

      • Hank

        I don’t think Mrs. Elephant is going to let him forget.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everybody knows elephants have really good mammaries.

      • Fourscore

        They have a trunk full.

    • Fatty Bolger

      lmao. I’ve always felt that elephants and humans have a lot in common.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Good afternoon Switzy. Good to see you again.

    Feed that cow, it’s skin and bones.

    • SDF-7

      I saw that on the front page and figured Swissy was mad at us for all the pun threads he never replied to over the past week or so.

      Glad to see he has no beef with us before I hoof it out of here to go run some errands.

      • Tonio

        Hate to horn in, but you’re really milking it.

      • The Gunslinger

        Udderly ridiculous.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Better hoof it on out of here.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Steering this in the wrong direction Tonio

      • SDF-7

        See, what you really need is a mule butt option instead of cow or cat… that mule keeps thinking we’re making fun of him, after all — but he’s never the butt of our yokes.

      • The Other Kevin

        He finally wants to dive a steak into these pun threads.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’d like to dive into a steak.

    • Fourscore

      UCS, do you have my email? I took some pictures, not like Swissy’s.

      If not, I’m a latvia2212at the yeho

    • Ted S.

      Nice to see the punster back.

  3. R C Dean

    How much to they have to pay those guys to wear those ridiculous outfits, anyway?

    • SDF-7

      20 Swiss Francs, same as downtown Geneva?

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Truly, that answer was gold.

      • Tonio

        So, currently about USD 400.

      • The Gunslinger

        Swissy will be doubloon down on the narrowed gaze if you’re not more careful.

      • R.J.

        “Bronson Face,” to coin a phrase.

      • R C Dean

        Huh. Less than $20K/year. Seems way too low. If that’s a full time job, its less than $10/hour. Sign spinners make more than that.

      • Lackadaisical

        Agree it’s too low, but it’s Europe, they’re poor.

        Also, they do get free housing.

      • Tonio

        And papal blessings!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Plus they get to wear that cool hat.

  4. Sean

    Why is that guy pushing the other guy on the handcart?

    • Bobarian LMD

      The love that dare not speak its name?

    • Tonio

      Best timeline ever! Which Whitehouse staffer was wearing the Bunny Suit? Maybe if we’re all very good, Sug will reveal this on Wednesday.

      • slumbrew

        I prefer the bunny from my avatar.

      • Fourscore

        It’s Bunny Suits all the way down

      • R.J.

        I prefer to think it’s KK’s friend.

    • db

      What a joke

    • B.P.

      I like the part where Biden thinks the bunny is asking for a hug.

    • Drake

      Remember back when the Eastern Bunny didn’t have to step in to prevent the senile President from groping kids?

  5. Enough About Palin

    “US District Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, an appointee of President Donald Trump”

    When is the last time you saw a story where the second paragraph begins with:

    US District Judge Jane Doe, an appointee of President Barack Obama.

    • kinnath

      Seems to be standard these days to identify which president put them on the bench. I’ve seen references to Obama’s judges recently.

  6. grrizzly

    NYT:

    The ruling by Judge Mizelle, an appointee of President Donald Trump, came in a lawsuit filed last year in Tampa by a group called the Health Freedom Defense Fund.

    She declared the mandate unlawful and vacated it — apparently shutting it down for now. It was not immediately clear whether the Justice Department would appeal her order. If so, it could ask the judge or an appeals court to stay her order so that the C.D.C. could continue to enforce it while the matter undergoes further litigation.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Better yet she just said “follow your own rules for rule making” and everyone is losing their shit.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        BUT IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!!!! WHY DO YOU WANT GRANDMA AND BABIES TO DIE?

  7. Tonio

    The Brits… so cute thinking they might be players again. Sorry, your power started to wain in 1776. When you get rattled by someone like Argentina you know you’re toast.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It is true that when heavy machinery was introduced into the agriculture scene that its power waned on the farm.

      • Tonio

        Dammit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I couldn’t resist and know very well my mistakes 😉

      • Bobarian LMD

        Party on, Wayne.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe — I think it was a toss up until the late Victorian period (when they started to realize they had to shift their alliance system to let France handle the Mediterranean so they could keep more ships for the Home Fleet against Germany) or entering World War One. If they had been ruthless enough to hold onto India and other parts of the Empire and hadn’t lost so much in human and non-human capital in the Great War (such that they were definitely on the way down by WW2), I think we’d be having a very different discussion.

      • Tonio

        The lesser of two weevils…

    • DEG

      There used to be a documentary series up on youtube about how the Brits almost lost the Falklands War. The documentary makers interviewed bigwigs who were involved on both sides, but mainly British bigwigs.

      I poked around youtube to see if I could find it, but I couldn’t. Shame. It was quite interesting.

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      You could say the same thing about anyone who gets rattled by Afghanistan: The USSR, The East India Company…

      • UnCivilServant

        If Macedon could capture and hold Afghanistan, what’s everyone else doing wrong?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Not marrying off our women.

  8. SDF-7

    Setting aside the snark before I really do go run errands, the Shanghai situation makes me very glad I live in the country I do. Looking at China and then Australia and then us as a spectrum, and being pretty sure the Santa Clara county health people (not my county, but given that’s where my “office” is I pay attention to it) and Gavin would be more than happy to lock us away as would tin pot dictators like Whitmer — I just can’t imagine people here putting up with it to the point of starvation. Well, some of them maybe — but not people as a whole. And there’d be a better chance of breaking out if it came down to it, which I think does matter.

    Of course, then I remember Canada and the financial ruin the despots can bring at a whim and get depressed again.

    Also, also — to be fair, I can’t imagine living in a city in general — much less in a city with the population of Florida — so I’m already unlikely to really grok the Shanghai position.

    • DEG

      I watched some videos on telegram’s Covid Red Pills channel of what is going on in Shanghai. I regretted watching them. Some disturbing stuff.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “Florida Judge” is the headline I’m seeing on the mask thing.

    I guess we’ll find out if anyone is brave enough to fly in the face of certain death.

    • grrizzly

      I’m flying on Wednesday. I’ll report if I’m no longer special and there’s somebody else onboard without a mask.

      • SDF-7

        The immediate question is if the airlines will change policy. Because post-9/11 and heavily abused in the last couple of years, there’s still the whole “PEASANTS MUST OBEY THE AIR WAITRESSES AT ALL TIMES OR WE DRAG YOU TERRORISTS OFF THE PLANE!” problem. If the flight crew insists on it, you may have legal recourse much after — but I don’t think it will matter in the moment unless you like TSA probing.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That will be it. However, they are going to weigh saying “Its federal law” (which it isn’t, just the obey portion is) and having to kick off a bunch of folks or just let people decide on their own comfort level.

      • grrizzly

        The only time when an entire plane was told to stay seated on arrival and I was escorted from the plane for a “talk” happened in August 2020, before the federal mandate was in effect. I’m fully aware of this. Before the installation of Biden in the White House an announcement sounded like: the CDC strongly recommends face masks, it’s the airline policy to wear face masks, it’s against a federal law not to comply with anything required by pilots and flight attendants.

      • rhywun

        I’m just assuming that providers will still be free to muzzle their guests and you can be damn sure that nobody in my area will let you breathe free.

        Maybe I’ll just continue to work at home and walk back and forth to the supermarket once in a while… forever.

      • DEG

        Regardless of how this shakes out, I still plan to drive to FreedomFest 2022.

      • Tundra

        Hah! Knew it!

        Best album name of all time.

      • robc

        Flying to Orlando tomorrow.

        Hopefully mask free, but we will see.

      • TARDis

        The wife is flying in May for the first time in over two years, also to Orlando. She was quite pissed about the most recent mask mandate extension. Hopefully it’s done since even airline CEOs want it gone.

    • Enough About Palin

      I realize they don’t do shit, but I love wearing a mask for the anonymity it provides when out in public. I’m surprised wearing masks isn’t a must have libertarian fashion accessory. You can have my mask when you pry it offa my cold dead face.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It has helped in my side gig as a getaway driver for sure

      • Bobarian LMD
      • Ownbestenemy

        Exactly

      • Tonio

        I, too, have read Heinlein’s I Will Fear No Evil

  10. Tundra

    Swissy!

    Thanks for the lynx.

    Yearning to breathe free?

    I have a flight on Thursday. What are the odds this gets overturned by then?

    Related musical link!

  11. Fourscore

    Is the unmasking mandate retroactive so my wife wouldn’t have wear one last Feb? What about the people that got the Big C with a mask on, who can they sue?
    How can the vaccines be undone for those that didn’t want them or thought they were a panacea?

    Some how the mischievous Gov Walz will have a work around, a person will need a mask driving to the airport.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Probably something like “The CDC can’t require it, but we can!” Signed, FAA, OSHA, NEA, IRS, State Teachers Union, etc.

  12. Lackadaisical

    ‘Yearning to breathe free?’

    God bless America.

    • Fourscore

      Now do it in Spanish and a lot of other languages. The missus was green card, became an illegal (before we were married) when the green card expired.
      She hid by going to school and not reporting her address to the authorities. Truly a scofflaw.

  13. Hank

    “The United Methodist Church, the second largest Protestant denomination in the U.S., is on the verge of splitting, the culmination of a years-long debate largely over Trinitarian doctrine.”

    Just kidding, the debate is largely over “LGBTQ rights.”

    “A new, more conservative denomination, the Global Methodist Church, is set to launch May 1, and congregations are debating whether to join.”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/methodists-focus-on-easter-amid-schism/ar-AAWgOAq

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not surprising at all.

    • Enough About Palin

      “the culmination of a years-long debate largely over Trinitarian doctrine.”

      Someone needs to tell these Luddites that the doctrine is settled:

      – XX
      – XY
      – X

      • SDF-7

        You misunderstand — the debate was whether Morpheus was a better character to drive Neo’s story arc and if the tacked on romance and lack of chemistry was why the ones that (supposedly) happened after the first (only) movie were part of their poor reception.

    • rhywun

      LOL actually had me going for a (split) second there.

    • Drake

      EVERY denomination is splitting over the woke stuff. The “liberals” want the “menu” interpretation of the Bible – where you pick out the stuff you like. The traditionalists / conservatives want to keep the whole thing.

      We left Presbyterian Church USA behind in NJ. They have gone woke, covid crazy, and broke. The Presbyterian Church in America (PCA) is the bible-based alternative and their churches are growing around here. The Lutherans already split – Missouri Synod = bible based, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) has Satan’s (rainbow) flag flying out front.

      There are even an Anglican Province of America church nearby that split from the Episcopalians and still uses the 1928 American Book of Common Prayer.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s an Episcopal church at which my son plays that I’m surprised hasn’t switched to the APA. I think it’s only because the monied members are afraid of the social fallout.

      • Pine_Tree

        Our denomination (OPC) left PCUSA nearly 100 years ago when they started down the Modernist path. PCA’s way bigger, but (sadly) seeing an internal fight now on the proggie front.

        Something like 20 years ago there was a reformist group in the UMC called (iirc) the Confessing UMC. I had a friend who was interested so I read up on it at the time but lost track over the years.

      • The Last American Hero

        Those Anglicans may as well join the Romans.

      • Drake

        With the commie Pope, it might be the other way around.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Even seeing it in Church of Christ circles. The balance is different given the more conservative nature of the denomination, but we just had a blue hair children’s minister bolt for more progressive pastures because she wasn’t allowed time at the pulpit. Our head of adult curriculum and his wife are public school bureaucrats who make clear that their worldview is different from everybody else’s, and there are a few other schoolteachers (some literal blue hairs) in that clique.

        This from a denomination that has, in the past, had debates on whether putting up a projector for song lyrics was too much of a departure from tradition.

        Voddie Baucham’s Fault Lines. If you haven’t read it yet, find a copy and read it. He has the single best approach I’ve read to the critical theory cultural movement.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I was a member of “The Falls Church” (in Falls Church) back in 08-09 when they were splitting from the Episcopalians (and a whole bunch of lawsuits over who would keep the building, etc). Initially the new American Anglicans fell under the Bishopric of Nigeria (Council of Anglicans in North America) – assume by now they’ve got their own domestic bishopric.

        Interesting times – good folks though. It wasn’t just LGBT issues (even though that was after some related discussions) – but when the head of the US episcopalian church is basically hand-waving away the divinity of Christ and getting wishy-washy on a lot of other critical doctrinal issues – it was pretty bad.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        That’s what I see in a lot of these splits. The LGBT issue is a catalyst, but the deeper split is people who believe the Bible versus people who want to glean the “moral truths” and toss the icky stuff and the supernatural stuff.

      • Gender Traitor

        and a whole bunch of lawsuits over who would keep the building, etc

        I gather something similar happened when First Parish in Plymouth, MA (the one established in 1620) went Unitarian around 1800ish. I think the U’s kept the building, the silver, and the membership rolls with all the Pilgrims, and the Congregationalists that split off built their building right next door. (When I visited sometime in the late ’80s or early ’90s, both churches had plaques claiming to be the TRUE descendants of the Pilgrims.)

  14. The Other Kevin

    I hope that mask mandate is really gone. I’m flying on Thursday and I’d love to breath something other than my own recycled CO2.

    • Lackadaisical

      Everyone else’s recycled CO2?

      Kidding aside, I’ll be flying next month and hope this is the case as well.

  15. rhywun

    Shanghai is still hellish.

    Turning citizens against each other. It’s like out of the commie playbook or something.

  16. hayeksplosives

    Well that was a painful tax day.

    But it’s done now. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We hung out with Neph and GF for a bit over a mid morning breakfast, Irish Coffees and laughs.

      • DEG

        🙂

    • SDF-7

      Probably some new found land or close unto it….

    • TARDis

      Thank you for being a net giver instead of a blood sucking entitled parasite.

    • Fourscore

      Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty I’m free at last, until next year, mid-April.

      • hayeksplosives

        At least it AM free if future California taxes!!

      • Fourscore

        Good, let Newsom enjoy his destruction of a once beautiful place.

      • hayeksplosives

        So tragically true.

    • rhywun

      For the first time in at least a decade, I got mine done the day before it was due.

      • Ted S.

        I take a long weekend in March to do my taxes. But then mine are fairly simple.

      • Fourscore

        My people (Turbo Tax) are doing a heck of a job, I was done in Feb or early March.

      • rhywun

        If not for the two-states thing, I’d be on the 1040EZ now that the standard deduction is higher than the state and local taxes that was the single item I used to itemize.

      • robc

        I was two states hopefully for the last time.

        And the high standard deduction makes mine relatively easy too. Since I only have 8 mortgage payments this year, I probably will be using standard deduction again.

        Might be back to itemizing for 2023. But 2020 I was only about $400 or so over the standard deduction, so it will be close again.

  17. Tundra

    Well this is interesting.

    God, I’d love to see this go down. It would be fascinating to learn what is really going on there.

  18. DEG

    ‘Britain should be a great power’

    I like the bank-handed admission that Britain is not a great power.

    A federal judge in Florida ordered the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to lift its mask mandate for airports, planes and other forms of travel Monday, saying the agency had overstepped its authority.

    🙂

    • Drake

      A country that was conquered by it’s own empire.

  19. DEG

    Aussies have guns

    “Community safety for everyone,” Western Australia Premier Mark McGowan said, as he introduced his proposal to rewrite his state’s gun laws, adding that it was important to ensure “[we] prevent guns from getting into the wrong hands.” According to a government statement, “Western Australians now own more than 349,000 guns – a 60 per cent jump in the number of licensed guns compared to 13 years ago.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Seems the Aussies have a solution to that problem in their hands.

    • R C Dean

      Confident prediction: The new laws will do nothing to prevent guns from getting into the wrong hands.

      • Tonio

        Narrator: The wrong hands are anyone’s but the government’s.

      • Drake

        The opposite of what I think whenever I see news from Australia.

    • Sean

      showing what the government considered to be the alarming spread of licensed firearm ownership

      o.O

      • R C Dean

        The government is alarmed by the increase in government-permitted guns? Is it just me, or does that make no rational sense at all?

      • juris imprudent

        Is pants-shitting ever rational?

      • Count Potato

        It’s not just you.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        They’re alarmed that there are more people who want guns every year even though they’ve been trying to program Aussies for decades to not want ’em. See the same thing in Canada all the time.

    • Bobarian LMD

      a 60 per cent jump in the number of …

      More guns or more licenses?

  20. Tonio

    RE FLM quashing the CDC mask order: “The judge sent the order back to the CDC ‘for further proceedings.’”

    So she’s giving them an oppo to explain why they think they have the authority to do this, the grounds on which they did it, etc. That’s a better move than outright nullifying the order. Just as plaintiffs are supposed to exhaust all administrative remedies before suing the FedGov, she’s saying that the CDC (and by implication other FedGov agencies) must come correct with USC (US Code of laws) citations, instead of just “because we say so, also crisis.” (IANAL)

    • R C Dean

      That’s a better move than outright nullifying the order.

      She vacated the mask order. I guess theoretically she could reinstate it, but I think its pretty much nullifed now.

  21. Tundra

    I shouldn’t be happy about someone’s failure.

    But I am.

    • The Other Kevin

      “The show’s first episode was seen by just 180,000 US homes in the first week it debuted last fall, measurement firm Samba TV said. That number dropped to 78% to 40,000 by its fifth episode, which aired in early March.”

      Wow.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Made for Apple TV” is like watching constant reruns of Aaron Sorkin series, but especially The West Wing.

    • Bobarian LMD

      CNN+ without all the laughs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And even more liberal smug.

    • TARDis

      I forget. Is his mouth, Colbert’s cock-holster or the other way ’round?

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        Stewart is Chin for Ball Rest, Colbert is Ass for Dick Holster.

      • l0b0t

        I thought Chinballs was one of those weedy Brits who ruined the Doctor Who reboot?

    • Hank

      You should be happy that he now has new *opportunities* to do a better show.

    • wdalasio

      It shouldn’t be too surprising. Stewart was the king of a particular genre – the sneering progressive approval-clapper. Hell, he pretty much launched the careers of a lot of the big names in the segment. But, then he dropped out. That was six years ago. And the world moved on without Jon Stewart with a bunch of other people doing his same schtick. Now, he’s yesterday’s news just one of a bunch of guys doing the same thing.

      Really, it’s like the high school football star trying to relive his glory days when everybody else is out of college.

      • MikeS

        4 touchdowns in one game!

      • TARDis

        Oh! Al!!!

    • one true athena

      I didn’t watch any of it, but just from the pictures – he looks terrible. Either he’s ill or boozing/drugs, because that is not a healthy look at all.

      • Ted S.

        Why not both?

  22. juris imprudent

    Love this from our glorious Speaker:

    “Speaker Pelosi often tells candidates, ‘Power is not given, it’s taken,’ he said. “Well, this is an opportunity for our candidate to take power.”

    I would love to add a corollary with the word away. Also on Politico was a note about Pelosi endorsing Crist for FL governor (in the Dem primary) – amazing how in love with the smell of their own farts they are, or do Florida Democrats all fall into line when Madame Speaker speaks?

    Ah well, never interrupt an adversary when they are making a mistake, right?

    • R C Dean

      Speaker Pelosi often tells candidates, ‘Power is not given, it’s taken,

      So how does that work when somebody is elected in Muh Democracy? Does that mean the voters aren’t giving someone any power, but that the elected official is taking power from the voters?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Seems Nancy is saying the quiet part out loud.

      • Drake

        Same with big investment gains in the market.

      • Drake

        Visited one of those churches. They seemed really serious about church in Sunday morning AND Sunday night.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Same with my old Baptist church. And yeah, I went twice on Sundays (plus Wednesday evening Bible study).

    • Count Potato

      Is Charlie Crist out of the closet yet?

  23. Count Potato

    “Ohio university pays out $400,000 to Christian professor ‘for violating his First Amendment Rights’ after he was investigated for refusing to use transgender student’s preferred ‘she/her’ pronouns

    ‘The First Amendment interests are especially strong here because Meriwether’s speech also relates to his core religious and philosophical beliefs,’ Judge Jamal Thapar wrote in the decision.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10728699/Shawnee-State-agrees-pay-400k-professor-refused-use-trans-students-preferred-pronouns.html

    No pictures of the student.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Parasites

    Some of the nation’s largest retailers have been using soaring inflation rates as an excuse to raise prices and rake in billions of dollars in additional profit, a corporate watchdog group charged on Friday.

    Companies such as CVS Health, Kroger and T.J. Maxx parent company TJX appear to have raised their prices unnecessarily in 2020 and 2021 at a time when Americans were dealing with the economic fallout from the coronavirus pandemic, Accountable.US said in a new report. Instead of keeping prices stable for struggling families, corporations have overcharged Americans and prioritized profit, the group claims.

    Accountable.US said it examined the financial statements of the nation’s top 10 retailers over the past two years — including Lowe’s and Target — and found that they collectively increased their profits by $24.6 million for a grand total of $99 billion.

    ——-

    To be sure, inflation is rising sharply due to a number of underlying economic issues, such as supply-chain bottlenecks, labor shortages and strong demand from consumers. Inflation in the U.S. reached a new 40-year high in March, with consumer prices jumping 8.5% in the last 12 months — the fastest annual rate since the Reagan administration.

    But in many cases, retail executives have been open about their ability to hike prices. Kroger Chief Financial Officer Gary Millerchip said during a 2021 earnings call that the grocery store chain is “passing along higher costs to the customer where it makes sense to do so.” Also last year, TJX CEO Ernie Herman told investors that the company “strategy to surgically raise retail [prices] on select items is well underway, and we believe it is working very effectively.”

    Some companies have publicly blamed inflation for their own price increases, but Accountable.US and some lawmakers argue that those increases are well above what companies need to cover their own increased costs.

    Whom shall I believe?

    passing along higher costs to the customer where it makes sense to do so

    We just need to send out more stimulus checks.

    • The Other Kevin

      “…they collectively increased their profits by $24.6 million for a grand total of $99 billion.”

      Without context this means absolutely nothing, it’s just a string of big numbers.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Also remember that the average woke journalist that neither understands basic economics or bothers to fact check outside of taking an explicitly propagandistic organization’s word for these numbers, never correctly uses the term “profit.” I see these 1/20th wits use profit when they mean gross on a regular basis. They don’t understand that gross means literally nothing without accounting for all expenses. Excuse me for being a bit incredulous on a claim that combined retail net profit has seen a 4000% increase in two years despite an increase in every conceivable cost.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Ah, let’s pretend those numbers are absolutely correct.

        These witlings are upset at an increase in these companies’ corporate profits of approximately 0.025%.

        It’s the end of the world as we know it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I feel fine.

    • rhywun

      Because it is every business’ responsibility to “keep prices stable for struggling families”.

      JFC.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Accountable.US and some lawmakers argue that those increases are well above what companies need to cover their own increased costs.

      This is their goal. A managed economy with the veneer of ‘free market’ slapped on top of it.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That can’t be. I’ve been reassured by the name of the militant arm of the left that they are opposed to fascism. Pay no attention to the fact that literally every Bernie or Warren proposal is about government being able to micromanage or outright seize private business.

    • Ted S.

      To be sure, inflation is rising sharply due to a number of underlying economic issues

      Somebody’s stealing Robby Soave’s shtick!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      All those CEOs who played along with the government during the lockdowns are about to get thrown under the bus.

      • Urthona

        Didn’t they already try the “it’s teh EVUL corporations” bit a few months ago and surveys revealed Americans just didn’t buy that shit at all?

        Most Americans don’t follow politics or the news, but they aren’t stupid enough to think all the companies just got greedier.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It depends on how desperate the Democrats get. But it will be hard to make that play in the corporate media since there are opposing incentives at work there.

  25. juris imprudent

    I was 64 years old before I learned that I was driven by thymotic desires.

    Dreher quoting Brooks (no, not our Brooks – gods what an improvement he would be over that David one):

    The fact is that human behavior is often driven by forces much deeper than economic and political self-interest, at least as Western rationalists typically understand these things. It’s these deeper motivations that are driving events right now — and they are sending history off into wildly unpredictable directions.

    First, human beings are powerfully driven by what are known as the thymotic desires. These are the needs to be seen, respected, appreciated. If you give people the impression that they are unseen, disrespected and unappreciated, they will become enraged, resentful and vengeful. They will perceive diminishment as injustice and respond with aggressive indignation.

    Which it turns out is another piece of garbage from that hack Plato (the division of the soul into three parts).

    • Hank

      Paul Johnson, I think, called Plato the first intellectual, which Johnson defined as someone more interested in ideas than people.

      Johnson also said Plato gradually turned the historical Socrates into a Frankenstein monster whom Johnson calls Platsoc – a Weekend-at-Bernie’s mouthpiece for Plato’s own (worse) views.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Not sure if Plato was a frustrated playwright or he didn’t want the powers that be “cancel” him. He seems to be saying you can’t kill me. I’m not the one who said these things.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That sounds like Popper’s views on Plato

      • Hank

        All I know about Popper is that he and Redenbacher collaborated very effectively.

      • db

        Efficiently, too. They really did spin up their partnership in a jiffy!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Swiss is going to be salty about this one.

      • Gender Traitor

        He didn’t give Redenbacher the runaround?

  26. juris imprudent

    Something about the software industry that drives people crazy?

    On the website for his Dawn Project, O’Dowd claims to be the world’s leading expert in creating software that never fails and can’t be hacked — including secure operating systems for projects including Boeing’s 787s, Lockheed Martin’s F-35 Fighter Jets, the Boeing B1-B Intercontinental Nuclear Bomber and NASA’s Orion Crew Exploration Vehicle.

    The site also posted a question-and-answer section with O’Dowd where he’s asked why, if he’s been so successful over 25 years, he isn’t yet a billionaire?

    “I am a billionaire, but my software has been mainly used by the military, and I have kept a low profile until now,” he replied.

  27. db

    The comments are yours except Paronomasia. Attempt no landings there.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Calembour is a nice place to visit.

    • Tonio

      What you did there was seen.

    • ron73440

      He actually admits he debated Dave Smith, I figured he would memory hole that.

      I notice he didn’t admit he got his ass handed to him and took a victory lap on Twitter anyway.

      • Plinker762

        He should debate STEVE SMITH

    • R.J.

      Wow. They really think that’s an argument?

    • ron73440

      I tried to read the article, but it was the same stupidity he was trying to use against Dave.

      Remember, this is a professor of Logic and Rhetoric.

      • juris imprudent

        Willing to bet he consulted no classical sources on either of those.

      • juris imprudent

        No, he isn’t a professor (implying tenure at a 4-year institution) – he is an instructor at a community college.

      • Compelled Speechless

        “It’s far from clear that it even makes sense to talk about committing “violence” against inanimate objects. Is shooting empty beer cans for target practice violent? When you eat a piece of pizza, you’re breaking it down into its component particles — literally annihilating it as completely as it’s physically possible to annihilate anything — but it seems wrong to say that you’re committing violence against the pizza.”

        Hey Ben Burgis, why don’t I come over to your house and start lobbing Molotov cocktails at it and then I’ll put some bullets in your car and piss over every inch of the interior. Then you can look me in the eye and tell me that I wasn’t being violent towards your property. Violence against pizza? What a stupid fucking asshole.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ben assumes he will be taken care of by the State as he is one of the enlightened.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Ben’s problem is that he assumes he’s not retarded. He’s bordering on Richard Wolf levels of stupidity with these arguments.

      • Lackadaisical

        Violence against pizza is when you put pineapple on it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I can’t bring myself to read anything that cites Breunig. It hurts my brain.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Gah!

        I read a little of it. Lizzie is using the same legal argument that the civil asset forfeiture assholes use, but broadening it to philosophy.

    • Hank

      There are actually people who consider libertarianism a greater threat to the Republic than socialists like this (and their somewhat milder counterparts).

      It’s like lecturing a fat guy about the dangers of dyslexia (libertarianism in this analogy).

      • Hank

        Not dyslexia, the other thing, the thing where you don’t eat and…anorexia!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The government is alarmed by the increase in government-permitted guns? Is it just me, or does that make no rational sense at all?

    Too many loopholes. Close them.

    • Bobarian LMD

      First you register them, then you take them.

      Announcing the scary numbers is just the precursor to the taking step.

  29. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Just got back from my last time in my office cubicle, and hopefully my last time riding the hellscape that is Metro. Woooooot!

    • Ted S.

      Did you wave to everybody like Richard Nixon before getting into the helicopter?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      *Happy Dance***

    • ron73440

      Cool

    • Tundra

      Congrats!

    • Count Potato

      Go you!

    • MikeS

      Go Kampered Kristen!

    • one true athena

      Congrats!

    • TARDis

      Yay! Good on you.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      ? Golf ? Clap ?

    • db

      Awesome!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I’m gonna have to make sure that the Spousal Unit never interacts with you, since what you’re doing is pretty much what she wants to do (and is impossible in the vast majority of Canada for most of the year due to that little thing we call “winter”).

    • Ted S.

      Did drugs fall out of their asses too?

    • Hank

      Can a black guy sue someone who falsely accuses him of being a white blackface performer?

      • MikeS

        I sure hope so.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      This is why I don’t take arguments about local school funding seriously.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Just got back from my last time in my office cubicle, and hopefully my last time riding the hellscape that is Metro. Woooooot!

    Sweeeeet.

  31. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/is-liberalism-a-lost-cause/

    Free speech had always been in my adult life a non-negotiable principle of civilized life.

    Why was he so certain that Free Speech was one of those old ideas that would never be dismissed as outdated and reactionary.

    When I gave my lecture, I had no real awareness that the views of Marcuse and Schmitt were so much on the rise to the point that many in elite circles had truly stopped believing in liberalism altogether. The ideas had bled out of the academy and into media, corporate circles, and the administrative offices of the public lecture. I had no idea that the collapse was only a few years away.

    There were plenty of warning signs but they were mostly right-wingers so it was ignored…

    I freely admit my previous naivete. I had no idea just how weak the philosophical infrastructure of civilization had become. In many ways, I look back to my pre-2020 attitudes and see certain parallels with the Whiggish Victorian-era liberals of the late 19th century. Just as I had tacitly adopted an end-of-history outlook, and with it a wild optimism about technology and markets, the liberals of 130 years earlier were also certain that humankind had it all figured out.

    • wdalasio

      Tucker strikes me as less than fully honest here. I seem to recall his cheering on the removal of, say, Alex Jones or people bordering on “alt-right” (whatever the hell that ever was) from social media as fully appropriate market solution to people spreading toxic ideas. It seems the only thing that’s changed here is now Tucker’s ideas have been deemed toxic. That is to say, Tucker’s fault was something a bit more than naivete.

    • rhywun

      “Continue reading”

      I’ll pass.

    • Fatty Bolger

      They released lists of the books, and I bet it wouldn’t be hard to find examples.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Nice try, social justice warrior. I know the indoctrination is there because I’ve done my research by watching Fox News, the network that taught me long ago that “2 + 2 = 5” and that anyone who says otherwise is a socialist.

    Aaaaand done.

    • juris imprudent

      [With apologies to Terry Stafford]

      ♪♫ Progjection, torments my heart.
      Progjection, keeps us apart.
      Progjection, why torture me?

    • Count Potato

      It sounds like it had a complete restoration. Also, a 1967 is pretty simple. You’ll just need to buy a set of stupid wrenches if it’s your first old British car.

      • R.J.

        Shit, that could have been Dirty Lemmy’s jag. It was in Arlington and looked just like that.

      • Timeloose

        What’s wacky about British fasteners? Half mm increments, stone-inch torque settings on wrenches?

      • Count Potato

        Whitworth

    • Mad Scientist

      Would

    • Compelled Speechless

      Have you listened to the new Pink Floyd song they did to protest Ukraine. If you haven’t, run away like it’s the plague. It will retroactively ruin their back catalog for you and make you question whether they ever had any talent. Stay naive if you can.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        FFS why? Waters was bad enough during the 80’s.

      • Compelled Speechless

        The production is so amateurish and the lyrical content is so juvenile that I literally cringed with embarrassment for them. I cannot believe they would risk their legacy and mystique by putting it out there.

      • rhywun

        It can’t be as bad as Imagine.

      • MikeS

        Isn’t it some sort of collaboration with some no-name Ukrainian rock band Waters met at some Euro-cocktail-party/fundraiser?

      • db

        I’m a big PF fan, but I’m utterly not surprised that Gilmour and/or Waters would hack together a dumb political song.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Does it come with its own mechanic?

    I’d rather have a girl in a mini skirt.

    • Count Potato

      OK, but she’s 73 now.

  34. The Hyperbole

    Champ(s)
    grrizzly 18
    l0b0t 18

    Tundra 19
    TARDis 20
    MikeS 21
    Scruffy Nerfherder 21
    Rat on a train 22
    kinnath 23
    Sean 23
    whiz 23
    Not Adahn 24
    Ted S. 24
    one true athena 25
    The Hyperbole 25

    Chump(s)
    Grumbletarian 115
    JG43 115
    db 116
    Ghostpatzer 116
    Dr, Fronkensteen 117
    SDF-7 118
    Translucent Chum 120
    trshmnstr the terrible 123
    Bobarian LMD 124

    23 players today. Average score of 59.56521739. Ouch! You know it’s a tough day when there are more chumps (9) than players at or under the Tundra line (7). Today’s champs Grrizzly and l0b0t are both off to a strong start on the week, can they keep it up and end Ted S.’s streak as weekly champ? Stay tuned to find out, same quordle time, same quordle channel.

    • Raven Nation

      Testing

      • Raven Nation

        Hmm, I keep getting a 500 Internal server error with copies, so I’ll just type out:

        Quordle:
        2 8
        6 7

        Waffle: didn’t get it

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I distinctly remember posting my score today, and for some reason can’t find it. Hmmmph.

      Let’s try again:

      Daily Quordle 84
      2️⃣8️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com
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  35. Evan from Evansville

    Folk still around? I’m very oddly up early. Wrote an essay. Probably should be a submission, but I wasn’t writing it for Glibs. I had fun talking to my parents and was given a challenge to write. Dad suggested writing about Jackie Robinson. I was going to focus on meritocracy, and how sports and music are the best examples. No one gives a fuck as long as you can play.

    I put that aside and expanded on a FB conversation (with a guy that is an actual, honest lefty). I spent a long time editing it. Pretty happy to do something productive for the day. Practice is practice. If I can find some art I think it would be something I could whittle down (you don’t need my notes to my parents) and submit.

    Lady is asleep. I can leave in exactly 3 weeks.

    • Count Potato

      “I was going to focus on meritocracy, and how sports and music are the best examples. No one gives a fuck as long as you can play.”

      Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing this morning.

      • Evan from Evansville

        That was gonna be the crux of my argument. Yeah, Jackie Robinson was a novelty. He faced taunts and threats. Dealt with them with PROFOUND discipline. But at the end of the day, he was a helluva ballplayer.

        Batting average .313
        Home runs 141
        Runs batted in 761

        Um. Damn. That’s fucking solid. They let him play because he DESERVED to play. He handled with aplomb that I can’t possibly fathom. I say that as a person that’s lived his entire adult life as a complete outsider in foreign countries.

        I should write more.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m under the impression (quite likely from watching Ken Burns’s Baseball) that Satchel Paige was probably an even better player than Robinson, but was thought to have too “hot-headed” a temperament to tolerate the inevitable hostility expected to be directed toward the “first.” Your thoughts?

      • Evan from Evansville

        I wasn’t nearly alive then, but that’s the general idea. Paige was TREMENDOUS. They purposefully chose Jackie, not only because he was damn good, but because he could handle the taunts and threats. Was also a 6-time All-Star and helped the Dodgers win the World Series.

        It’s hard to compare the two. One was a pitcher and the other wasn’t. Harder to be a position player when you’re playing ~162 games a year instead of starting ~30. Always out there for all to be seen. It’s deserved that 42 is Officially Retired throughout MLB. That man put up with a hulluva-lotta shit and could fucking play. His wife played a huge role in that. Sad family story, sadly. But hats off to the people that earn it.

      • Evan from Evansville

        That is fun! I had no idea. Damn. Well, if you’re gonna lose, best to lose to the King. Didn’t underplay, just got outplayed.

      • rhywun

        Also this morning (OK, some time yesterday)…

        The NBA and NFL are among the least diverse organizations in the country. But in reactionary fashion, they almost alone now in America insist on purely meritocratic athletic standards.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “Shhhhh. It’s “Those Right People” not being diverse. It’s OK when they do it. They have the best intentions. Unlike us white folk. Shhh, now. *Pats rhywun’s head”

        Good on them. To me it’s always been so simple: In baseball, ya need 18 guys, with 18 gloves, plenty of bats, lots of balls, shin guards, EVERYTHING. In soccer, you just need grass and a ball. In basketball, ya just need a small spot, a ball, and a goal. Soccer and basketball are FAR cheaper. That’s why soccer is the biggest global sport. Ya just need a place to kick a ball. Don’t need much money. Same-same with basketball in America.

        And, duh, governmental policies kept blacks poorer than others. Of course they focused on the cheaper sport. And excelled at it.

  36. grrizzly

    Tchaikovsky cancelled in Mexico.
    Courtesy of Google Translate.

    Great controversy caused that, for the first time, in the Holy Thursday concert, the Zacatecas State Symphonic Band decided not to play Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, after considering it as “a war anthem” and thus preferred solidarity with Ukraine.

    From an early hour, this rumor began to circulate, since every Holy Thursday within the activities of the Cultural Festival of Zacatecas, this concert is one of the most liked among Zacatecans, because one of the great attractions is that at the closing played this piece and in unison the cannons were heard, while the 1812 Overture by the Russian composer Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky was heard.

    Finally, this noon it was confirmed that it was a determination by Salvador García y Ortega, director of the Zacatecas State Symphonic Band, that this work not be played, at least in some statements that he has issued to local media, justified that this piece was removed from the repertoire of Holy Thursday, after referring that it is a concert for peace and considered that “the 1812 Overture is a war anthem of the Russians.”

    • rhywun

      What is Spanish for “monkey see, monkey do”?

      • Hank

        Tu madre.

      • Hank

        Tu madre.

      • Hank

        Your name must be Heather.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The trans lobby is particularly effective. I’ll give them credit for that.

      Unfortunately for them, I think they will push too hard, if they haven’t already done so, and inspire a reactionary movement that will not be good for anyone.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m having more and more trouble figuring out why don’t all collectively decide to move to a new platform away from YouTube. At least for political content. There’s no reason why we should be rewarding these platforms that side with and chose to center these fringe people. The fact that the western world is in mid collapse and still somehow we manage to spend 20% of our time discussing a mental disorder that effects like 1/100,000 people is completely insane. Trans issues do not effect nearly enough people to warrant them being central to the national political discussions in any way. They need to go the fuck away so we can at least pretend to try to address things that matter.

      • rhywun

        address things that matter

        It’s almost like there is a vast cohort of people out there who do not want that to happen.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Rumble is growing leaps and bounds. I’m 50/50 at this point between YT and Rumble.

    • rhywun

      “deceptive practices and scams”

      It’s like rain on your wedding day.

      • hayeksplosives

        The ancient Greeks believed rain in the wedding day was an auspicious sign for fertility.

        Bring the rain!!

      • Compelled Speechless

        What about a free riiiiide when you’ve already paid?

      • Not Adahn

        “Something borrowed” was supposed to be underwear from a woman who had already had a child.

      • Hank

        “No wonder they refused to accept my wedding gift!”

        /Japanese guy

      • SDF-7

        I thought it was Sean’s ride.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Me, for a very long time now: “You can tell when people are not from the desert. They think that rain is bad weather.”

      • rhywun

        Ha, very true.

      • Fourscore

        “Happy is the bride that the rain falls on”

        Irish Wedding Blessing

    • Urthona

      Someone regretting transitioning is misleading. No
      one ever does.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Especially at the mature age of 11. They all make sound decisions

      • rhywun

        It’s getting downright evil.

  37. grrizzly

    You can go through security without a mask right now!

    Admin Official: “Today’s court decision means CDC’s public transportation masking order is not in effect at this time. Therefore, TSA will not enforce its Security Directives and Emergency Amendment requiring mask use on public transportation and transportation hubs at this time”

    • Evan from Evansville

      Thank. God.

      Korea is obsessed with masks. (Granted the ’95 sarin subway attack in Japan made that common a while ago, but yeeeesh.)

      It’s fun having hearing problems, needing to read lips to catch everything, and yet there’s always a sign language translator for every channel…when there’s CC available. It’s monstrous. Twenty-one days to go. I’m just glad I’ve got some….Hitler-Birthday Fun today. It’s rare. Crazy rare. Lady still looks after us.

      • Hank

        How can you celebrate…oh, yeah, I get it, never mind.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Airlines are following suit which means they already knew their unions were si k of it. I wish they had the balls to tell the FedGov to suck their airliner’s balls before but can’t bite the hand that keeps you aloft.

  38. Not Adahn

    Not linking to the Salon article:

    Do Christians believe God resurrected Jesus from the dead? Well, it’s complicated

    • Urthona

      lol salon

    • SDF-7

      The only way I could see someone making that argument would be stating that God the Father didn’t do it, rather — God the Son as a separate aspect of the Trinity (there’s that debate again) raised Himself. Anything else is just moving away from the Bible anyway and might as well be “The Grobnaxians of Delta V did it!”

      (not saying it was aliens….)

  39. Tulip

    I can’t do Wednesday zoom, I have an appointment.

    • Urthona

      Hump day.

  40. Drake

    The news says that the Russians just nailed Lviv, Ukraine with missiles. You know, the place were we deliver them weapons. Who could have seen that coming?

    • Tundra

      I guess things are pretty hot in Donbas, too.

      This is fucked up.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Apparently Zelensky ordered the final 4,000 or so fighters in Mariupol to fight to the last. Why, I have no idea. They’re done.

      • Tundra

        Which everyone knew a month ago. Fucking monsters.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

        The Ukrainian army in Donbas will be next. They’re just mincemeat for the propaganda grinder.

      • MikeS

        The grifter needs martyrs.

      • MikeS

        You know who else ordered a futile final stand?

      • Drake

        Very brave of him.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Saw some stuff a little earlier about the UA busting East through the Russian Supply lines towards Mariupol – didn’t see a scale thing to see how close they were to the city though.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There are also reports of fighting between Azov and Ukrainian Army regulars as the regulars retreat. Western media coverage is abysmal. It’s so completely lopsided as to be useless.

  41. LCDR_Fish

    Hey Ted – quick question. Just emailed Cinema Savant about it too.

    Reread Red Storm Rising and came across the bit about the Eisenstein Film Festival on Soviet Satellite. I picked up the remastered Battleship Potemkin and Strike on blu-ray a little while back and watched them both last fall, but I haven’t seen any releases of Alexander Nevsky anytime recently.

    Looks like Criterion had it in a DVD that was probably OOP at least 20 years ago…have you heard anything about upcoming re-releases on blu-ray or anywhere else?

    Thanks

    • Ted S.

      No I haven’t, but I have to admit I don’t pay that close attention to upcoming releases, unless it’s a movie I’ve got on my DVR and am holding off blogging about until the DVD is released. I could swear I saw the release of The Whistle at Eaton Falls get pushed back a couple of times.

    • l0b0t

      Check the forum and see if that is something you would like. It’s a 1080p Bluray copy.

  42. The Gunslinger

    Haven’t seen my granddaughter in a week. She came over tonight and now she can crawl.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That’s awesome! Now will she be working on textiles or in the mine?

      • The Gunslinger

        Probably start her out on textiles.?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Awesome! Those first couple months where they’re mobile are one of my favorite ages.

  43. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Some airlines have already dropped the mask requirements. Masks are coming off in the air.

    I think it’s done. The political cost to pursue this is going to be too high.

    • Urthona

      Saw that. They started asking the airlines earlier and some kept it initially while they discussed it (i.e., United, America) and by now United has already dropped it. It’s done.

    • Hyperion

      I wish I worked for the Post, Guardian, or Atlantic, so I could start writing articles encouraging the dems to go full on Shanghai. I mean you know they are already in a massive circle jerk just pining to do so.

  44. Hank

    Channeling my inner Henny Youngman…

    I see the White House has a Easter Egg Roll.

    Why not just boiled eggs in decorated shells? That would be more popular than an egg roll.

    Are they trying to pick up the Asian vote?

    • Hyperion

      “I see the White House has a Easter Egg Spring Sphere Roll”

      Good I was around to correct your Nazi Racism before you do massive damage to the innocents.

      • Hank

        Sphere?

      • MikeS

        What do you expect from someone who drinks White Claw?

      • Hyperion

        Not since yesterday, having a Truly today.

      • MikeS

        I don’t get why you call it hipster juice. I thought IPAs were hipster juice. You’re drinking white-girl punch.

      • Hyperion

        IPA is the original hipster juice. The hard seltzer is a joke between my son and I. Basically hipster juice is whatever is the local favorite of dirty obnoxious yupsters. You know the ones that are in Whole Foods and haven’t bathed for a year, if ever, so you have to stand at least 6 feet behind them in the checkout line? And they put their produce on a filthy converyor with no bags, one item at a time? And then you see them in the local pub drinking their hipster juice and pretending like they are sophisticated? When my son was living in Seattle it was Pabst Blue Ribbon, seriously.

      • MikeS

        Gotcha. Yeah, well then sours should be the new hipster juice. I was pleasantly surprised to see the numbers of IPAs breweries had on tap starting to decline…until I noticed it was only because the sours (and their bastard children) were multiplying.

        The PBR thing was funny. Like in a SMDH kind of funny.

      • Mad Scientist

        Sours are fucking delicious.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, the sours seemed to be getting popular the last time I was at the local pub, which was in 20, because the idiots around here destroyed most small businesses with the Covid mania. There was a deli and package store about a mile from me in the other direction that had been there for 60 years and they killed that off. There was on Oyster bar that I loved in the opposite direction, we would walk all of the time, it was like our fav place, they killed that. The local pub and burger joint which was very good, yeah they killed that too. Now there is nothing around here noe except a few groceries and package stores.

      • MikeS

        Sours are fucking delicious.

        It’s the same argument I made for years about IPAs: Sure, some are. But when half your tap rail is devoted to one style (or variations thereof) of beer, you are turning off a lot of customers.

        Plus it’s really fucking annoying.

      • The Hyperbole

        But when half your tap rail is devoted to one style

        And it’s fucking never Hefe’s!

      • MikeS

        And it’s fucking never Hefe’s!

        That’s what pisses me off the most.

      • The Hyperbole

        Lok they got Blue Moon, what more could you want?

  45. Hyperion

    Good afternoon, Glibs, wokesters, swillers of the hipster juice, and neo-postciv-stoics.

  46. one true athena

    The flight crew on AlaskaAir when I was on a flight a week ago was so Done with it, I’m not surprised they were first. I have a flight to Dallas in a couple weeks, so I’m excited no mask theater for that. Or at least on the flight – I guess the airports can continue to require it? I’m sure Barbara Ferrer will poke her head out of her coffin and continue it for LAX, the ghoul.

    Anyone have any recommendations for my free day in Dallas? I haven’t been in twenty years.

    • Hyperion

      The important thins is that Xi and Klaus are pleased with your behavior, get in line, wear your mask, and control your urge for freedom, comrade.

      • one true athena

        Convention center. But I’ll have a car.

      • R.J.

        What interests you? Me, being a nerd would send you to nerdy things like National Video Game Museum. But maybe your interest is food, or culture. I find Dallas lacking and would still send you out to Ft. Worth to check out the Ft. Worth Zoo’s MOLA, or to Rick’s Chophouse for steaks.

  47. MikeS

    Did someone the other day say that you can’t call SiriusXM and get the promo price? I used their chat with every intention of canceling my two vehicles’ subscriptions and they are giving them to me for $6/month each for 12 months. It still works. Don’t give up the fight!

    • Hyperion

      I’ll have to ask wifey to try that, I think we’re paying like $30 a month now.

      • MikeS

        Yeah. I hated doing it over the phone, so I let it slide for too long. But now you can just do it in the chat.

      • Hyperion

        I hate calling people on the phone, period. But my wife calls people all day long on the phone for work and negotiates things with them. We had a problem with an insurance company we were dealing with at the end of last year over a payout and I just kept contacting them and they just kept fucking around and I’m thinking I wil never get the money. She sent them an email and then called them. I don’t know what the hell she said, but there was a check in my mailbox a few days later for the full amount.

      • Mad Scientist

        My wife does the same. I’ve been arguing with the company who installed my solar panels for 16 months about the battery not working. Wife called. Truck came out the following week and installed the import/export meter they never installed when the system was put in. Boom. Battery works.

      • MikeS

        Every woman has a Karen inside, yearning to be free.

      • Ted S.

        yearning to enslave everybody else.

      • Hyperion

        Karen or ruthless mafia like tyrant. I ask my wife ir she told them that Guido and Tony are coming over to break their knees. She’s of like 50% Sicilian descent anyway, she’s mean, lol.

    • rhywun

      No. Way.

      • Ted S.

        Way.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I am so shocked.

      • Hyperion

        Apparently the law no longer applies to goverment agencies and universities.

    • Not an Economist

      But you can be in room with a few thousand of your closest friends, all packed in like sardines, for hours at a time, and you don’t need to wear a mask. Apparently there is something about trains that make them superspreaders.