Monday Morning Links

by | Apr 25, 2022 | Daily Links | 321 comments

Never has a man been more right in the history of the world.

This needs to become more common. That man behind the plate is a menace. Basketball playoffs…whatever. Yankees fans are trying to become as trash as Dodgers fans. Liverpool beat up on Everton, who now face the very real prospect of relegation.  And Max won handily in Imola, while Sir Lewis Hamilton couldn’t get past Gasly and into…12th.  His teammate came in fourth though. But it’s all the car’s fault. Sure thing.  Anyway, that’s it for sports.

Looks like they must have talked to their lawyers. Good. This needs to happen if they don’t want to face some serious lawsuits about their fiduciary responsibility.

Let’s see if they fuck this up.

This will be interesting. I’m curious to see how Roberts will try to split the baby on this case, when it’s very much a 1A rights case and the guy was denied his, since the activity was completely voluntary.

It took them ten years to figure out this work-around? Man, government people are fucking dumb.

This guy is obviously familiar with a river in Egypt. And he’s definitely living very close to the shore.

They’ll vote for him anyway. That state is so gerrymandered, there’s not a half dozen competitive seats even when the ruling party has turned it into an unlivable shithole.

I guess they chose to shut up and pump gas. Good!

This is the only time you’ll hear about this. I assume because the colors of the participants doesn’t fit the narrative. Also, what happened with that DC shooter over the weekend? That went quiet pretty quick as well.

“We’re in the __________ business, not the advocacy business.” It would be refreshing to see this from about a thousand other companies.

It’s gonna be a shitshow. But it’s really just a correction, in my opinion. Way too much of this shit is overvalued and this has been a long time coming.

Here’s a gem. Also…here’s another one. They’r touring North America soon as well. I’m gonna do my best to see them.

Now, get out there and enjoy this lovely day, dear friends.

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321 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Looks like they must have talked to their lawyers. Good. This needs to happen if they don’t want to face some serious lawsuits about their fiduciary responsibility.

    have no doubt that their goal still remains to keep Elon from taking the company over and this is just a fighting retreat on their part to avoid a shareholder revolution that will leave them without control.

    • cyto

      Funny that a single tweet from Musk about a desire to take Tesla private was met with the full weight of the regulator’s boot and tens of millions in funes, but actual abdication of feduciary duty is met with indifference.

    • waffles

      I don’t understand how they can put out the news that they are negotiating a close of the deal and then back out. Maybe something I’m missing.

  2. AlexinCT

    This guy is obviously familiar with a river in Egypt. And he’s definitely living very close to the shore.

    In a country where most people are motivated by how much government cheese they can get how to vote, the people promising everything for free have seen a drastic drop in people willing to leave them in power so they can keep collecting the free shit.

    • Sensei

      Plus the even if Team Red acutally runs the equivalent of Mittons V2.0 he/she/xe will be portrayed as the next coming of Hitler.

      • Drake

        Who counts the votes is more important than any poll.

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t forget to check the plumbing.

  3. Sensei

    Love the Jonny Quest pic!

    +1 Hadji

    • AlexinCT

      Why did poor Rex never get the ladies?

      • Tonio

        Bannon’s nickname which they used consistently in the series was “Race.”

        And you notice they never mentioned Mrs Quest, either.

      • Nephilium

        I think you mean Red Bannon.

      • AlexinCT

        If they had mentioned Mrs Quest, they would have been stuck having her complain that these fellas and their dog were always out and about, galivanting and doing crazy cool shit, instead of whatever crap she wanted, and that would have ruined the show…

        I get what you are saying and remember the look on adult’s faces when I pointed out the conundrum here as a young one.

      • Chafed

        This is addressed in S01E01 of Harvey Birdman.

    • Tonio

      And for anyone who loved JQ, check out The Venture Bros. It’s a dark mirror take on JQ.

      • slumbrew

        I hear it’s good.

      • Chafed

        Lol.

    • DEG

      Jonny Quest was good.

  4. AlexinCT

    This is the only time you’ll hear about this. I assume because the colors of the participants doesn’t fit the narrative. Also, what happened with that DC shooter over the weekend? That went quiet pretty quick as well.

    What baffles me is how easily the people that complain about how blacks in this country are being abused by police – correctly more often than not – seem to never want to point out that the biggest killer for black people is other black people. How can you tackle, let alone hope to fix, a problem you will not correctly identify the reason for? When it is all about the narrative, the takeaway is that they have zero desire or intent to help black community from suffering high crime and death.

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, like if you were to ask about Frank James, the media would be all like “you mean Jesse’s brother?”.

      • Ghostpatzer

        LOL, lots of good ones there.

        “clothes-free Fridays”

        “My favorite kind of work? Woodworking.”

        These euphemisms.

      • Rat on a train

        Some of us have more than 16 personalities.

      • UnCivilServant

        So you’re saying you’re 32-bit parts?

    • cavalier973

      I wonder how many of these murders are committed by government and/or shadow government agents.

      Even if the answer is zero, the government has culpability, with its stupid “War on Drugs”, “War on Poverty”, etc. that incentivize crime.

      • AlexinCT

        “Never let a good crisis go bye” can quickly become “We need some crisis to help us move shit along”…

        Know what I am saying?

    • Atanarjuat

      My black facebook friends occasionally post memes that basically say mass shootings are white people shit. Which I guess is true if your only source is watching NBC news or something. I like to use FB as a gauge of what regular people are concerned with. Blacks getting killed by cops definitely had some people outraged a few years back, then it died away completely. The much higher number of whites who are killed by blacks every year has gone unmentioned.

      • juris imprudent

        One of the very few times I ever agreed with Jesse Jackson – when he talked about how black on black was the vast majority of violence and that no one, white or black, really cared.

      • DEG

        Not Jesse Jackson, but apropos.

    • cyto

      You are operating under the misaprehension that BLM is about black lives. It is and always has been about obtaining political power by exciting a base using tribal associations and silencing opponents using claims of racism.

      The communists think they are using the DNC, the DNC thinks they are using the communists, and the grifters are using both….

  5. Not Adahn

    Re: NY gerrymander –

    It’s supposedly illegal to gerrymander for partisan purposes (which is why a judge tossed the latest round of maps) but all the journalismists are saying “yeah, it’s technically illegal, but it needs to be done to counter the repub’s gerrymander of red states.”

    Which is of course an open admission that they believe the purpose of NY reps is to benefit the Democratic party, fuck the “voters.”

    • AlexinCT

      If you need any more evidence that these fucks believe that they can break the law and do evil shit in the name of doing good, things like fortifying an election or trying to run a coup against a sitting president while pretending the criminal shit they were involved in was what he was doing, just look at this. They are not trying to censor and silence people because they have changed their mind about free speech (remember when they were all for free speech when they wanted to defend marxism and its atrocities and body count?), but because they now believe free speech is a direct threat to their agenda and causes.

      • waffles

        That’s not the part that rankles me. It’s when other team does the same things and cries foul. That’s what annoys me most.

      • AlexinCT

        Expecting either side to play by the rules makes you the dumb one here, man. Our political class attracts scoundrels and criminals. Yes, team blue is a crime syndicate, but team red is also trying hard to be a country club version of the same. Why do you think they both abhor outsiders coming in to o the will of the people and make them all look bad?

      • l0b0t

        They’ve been playing a very long game. Roger Baldwin (co-founder and 1st director of the ACLU) had this to say in 1934 (emphasis mine) –

        “I believe in non-violent methods of struggle as most effective in the long run for building up successful working class power. Where they cannot be followed or where they are not even permitted by the ruling class, obviously only violent tactics remain. I champion civil liberty as the best of the non-violent means of building the power on which workers’ rule must be based. If I aid the reactionaries to get free speech now and then, if I go outside the class struggle to fight against censorship, it is only because those liberties help to create a more hospitable atmosphere for working class liberties. The class struggle is the central conflict of the world; all others are incidental.

        When that power of the working class is once achieved, as it has been only in the Soviet Union, I am for maintaining it by any means whatever. Dictatorship is the obvious means in a world of enemies, at home and abroad. I dislike it in principle as dangerous to its own objects. But the Soviet Union has already created liberties far greater than exist elsewhere in the world. […] While I have some reservations about party policy in relation to internal democracy, and some criticisms of the unnecessary persecution of political opponents, the fundamentals of liberty are firmly fixed in the USSR. And they are fixed on the only ground on which liberty really matters — economic. No class to exploit the workers and peasants; wide sharing of control in the economic organizations; and the wealth produced is common property.”

      • waffles

        They’ve always been dyed red marxists? Oh.

      • rhywun

        the Soviet Union has already created liberties far greater than exist elsewhere in the world

        ??

        A lot of people fell for it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Walter Duranty was not an outlier at the NYT.

      • cyto

        They are still there.

        Some dude was asking the Miami feed about finding fellow communists in the area. The flood of “about 90 miles south” messages was met with a double-down defense from the left citing “wet-foot, dry-foot fascists” not knowing what communism is.

        Because people fleeing actual communist dictatorships don’t actually understand communism…..

      • Nephilium

        On my recent trip to Vegas, I was sitting at a table with a guy who had fled Cuba, and a California landlord who had visited Cuba. The guy who fled Cuba was… not happy with the guy who had visited. The guy who had visited wasn’t expecting someone who fled Cuba to hate the government and leadership there with as much vitriol as he did.

      • UnCivilServant

        So the commifornian couldn’t figure out the basic “Someone driven to flee the government isn’t going to approve of said government”? How do you end up that mentally deficient?

      • Nephilium

        UCS: The California guy kept talking about how beautiful the country was, and how nice everyone was. The Cuban said, “Fuck supporting Castro, I want no one to go to the country until him and his family are dead and buried.” The Californian also braved asking if I was a Republican, and had no idea what a libertarian was.

      • slumbrew

        … asking if I was a Republican

        WTF starts talking politics with strangers in Vegas?

      • rhywun

        The California guy kept talking about how beautiful the country was

        Yeah, they always pull that one out.

        “Look at the old buildings! (That haven’t been renovated in seventy years…)”

      • slumbrew

        “And all those cool old cars!”

      • Count Potato

        The big difference between California and Cuba is that Cuba has fewer communists.

    • juris imprudent

      …fuck the “voters.”

      Voters don’t always vote the way they are supposed to.

      • SDF-7

        “Comrade Napoleon doesn’t *want* to tell you what to do… but if you just do what you want, you might make the *wrong* choices, Comrades… and then where would we be!”

        grumble grumble… not an instruction manual… grumble grumble…

      • juris imprudent

        Voters have been known to vote against their own interests, it is known.

  6. waffles

    The Chicago Sun-Times reports Chicago has seen a 15 percent drop in shootings in 2022, with a 10 percent decrease in homicides.

    Success?

    • MikeS

      Here’s the Sun-Times article they cherry picked:

      Chicago sees a drop in homicides and shootings, but carjackings and other crimes are up from year ago

      Robberies are up 11%, burglaries are up 36%, motor vehicle thefts are up 43%, and thefts are up 70%. Aggravated batteries are up 9% and sexual assaults 3%.

      But some of those crimes are down from what they were in 2019, which Police Superintendent David Brown has repeatedly referred to as the city’s baseline goal because it was before the pandemic hit.

      OK, let’s compare all the stats from 2019.
      Murders to date in 2019: 74
      Murders to date in 2022: 124.

      Well he did say some crimes were down.

      • waffles

        Thank you, that’s exactly what I was fishing for. It’s amazing how a complicit media can either hype or downplay crime. If you’re the victim of a crime your personal crime rate is 100%. But if you’re not, what do you believe? How do you measure public safety?

  7. Tonio

    The county had to go through the Historical Commission because the Tennessee Heritage Protection Act limits the removal or changing of historical memorials.

    I will note that progs love them some historical preservation, and government commissions to address everything.

    • AlexinCT

      Especially when they need a foil to deny political enemies something they would otherwise do with their own property?

    • cavalier973

      With regard to confederate monuments/flags/whatever, the Sons of the Confederate Veterans should have had a donation drive to buy up all the monuments, plus privately-owned land to which to move them.

  8. AlexinCT

    “We’re in the __________ business, not the advocacy business.” It would be refreshing to see this from about a thousand other companies.

    This is the biggest fear the left has: that the corporations they have bullied and bludgeoned into going and supporting woke, suddenly say they are out of the game.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you come to the (correct) conclusion that you’re going to get fucked anyway, why bother?

  9. SDF-7

    I read the Ron Klain story in one of two ways:
    1) The Dems assume either Trump will run or whoever does run they can smear enough (“Back in chains!” “Women in binders!” “Worst evah!”) that it will parallel the French election and no matter how bad Biden is, enough people will vote against the R to keep PPP in. Call it the McMuffin strategy.

    2) Votes don’t matter — they’ve influenced how they’re counted enough to clinch it and this is just laying psychological ground to justify it after the fact.

    Re: Exxon and political advocacy — definitely wish companies would get back to their core competencies and shut up about “changing the global culture” and whatnot (internally and externally — no, I didn’t choose to take your money to perform a job because I thought your company was ‘advancing human progress’ (I’d work at SpaceX for that) or ‘Because I share core cultural values’ (Across the whole planet? Really, you puffed up HR lackeys?!?) However, have to wonder what crap is coming their way with all the ESG score garbage. Seems everyone in that investment / Board / CXX suite group have lost their collective marbles.

    Quordle really really really hates me today:

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    • AlexinCT

      You forget the part about them wanting to fortify elections to make up for the fact so many voters vote against their interests (meaning the voters vote against what the crooks want).

      • SDF-7

        they’ve influenced how they’re counted enough to clinch it

        Thought that covered fortification sufficiently. 😉

    • Fourscore

      “Exxon and political advocacy”

      I need gas, not a lecture!

      • AlexinCT

        So you are saying you want energy not gaslighting?

      • Ted S.

        Eat more beans.

  10. MikeS

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    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

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    • AlexinCT

      When your agenda and narrative sells as well as prison rape, you can’t lead with that. What you then have left is making your opposition look like they are far more inept and evil than you are…

    • cyto

      Rocket scientist here thinks he invented “Republicans pounce” as a political strategy.

  11. rhywun

    it’s very much a 1A rights case

    Show the judge clips from any league soccer match – it’s like a church service out there before and after the game.

    • juris imprudent

      Oh c’mon this is easy – you lean “no establishment” and ignore “free exercise”.

    • AlexinCT

      Not to mention all the fake flopping around and whiney bitchy shit… And I am talking about the men’s leagues.

    • WTF

      Let’s see how they rationalize ignoring the “…or prohibit the free exercise thereof;” part.

      • Not Adahn

        You can’t have free exercise without restrictions!

      • UnCivilServant

        We need some back-up priests for the rededication ceremonies, there are some 80,000 hearts to cut out and that pace can wear the most fervant celebrant out. Can I add you to the roster, and do you have the requisite flint knives?

  12. MikeS

    Country Joe West has retired, so Angel Hernandez must now own the “Worst MLB Ump” title outright.

    • Mojeaux

      Didn’t a judge rule against him in his discrimination case, saying he’s just bad at his job?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      The cynic in me thinks that Angel’s Antics is a way to push for robo-umps, which I am fervently against.

    • cavalier973

      Those elements were skipped in “Ready Player One”.

      “I was working toward the perfect Pac-Man score, when an ad popped up for Pac-Man branded popcorn. It nearly broke my concentration.”

      • rhywun

        Futurama did it.

    • Atanarjuat

      Strange.

      By the way, I’m sure you saw that Gonzalo Lira popped back up. Apparently he was apprehended and was ordered to stay silent on what happened, but is still freely talking shit about the Zelensky regime on youtube. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhjcVTCDLLI) Seems like he may still be a free speech martyr yet.

      • Drake

        Yep. I was thinking he might want to be doing that from a distance.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      McMullin?

      *barf*

      • juris imprudent

        What’s hysterical is Democrats thinking he’s an improvement over Lee. That would be like VT Republicans for Bernie instead of the Democratic candidate for Senator there.

  13. db

    This guy is obviously familiar with a river in Egypt. And he’s definitely living very close to the shore.

    In a van?

  14. hayeksplosives

    (Buys another 100 Tesla shares)

    I had to dump a bunch of stock to pay the GD IRS last week, but I’m gonna plow what little liquid cash I have now back into Tesla!!!

  15. AlexinCT

    It’s gonna be a shitshow. But it’s really just a correction, in my opinion. Way too much of this shit is overvalued and this has been a long time coming.

    You are correct about the fact the shit is overvalued, but that is all part of the plan. They are intent on making as many people as possible dependent on government for their daily existence/subsistence, and thus, allowing them t do their great reset.

    • hayeksplosives

      That is astute and profoundly sad. Consistent with government schools no longer teaching “shop”, how to change a tire, how to sew on a button, etc.

      The powers that be want you to believe you can’t live without them, so they oppose all entities that want to empower individuals.

      • juris imprudent

        Arrogation of power at a central point, none of it dispersed throughout society – queues up Man of La Mancha theme.

      • UnCivilServant

        I understand that the Don himself was mad, but what’s his squire’s excuse for sticking with him?

      • Not Adahn

        A good servant doesn’t abandon his master just because he’s bonkers, incompetent or cruel. You’d get blackballed from the Junior Ganymedes for that.

      • juris imprudent

        lulz?

      • Plisade

        In his own words…

        “I like him, I really like him.
        Tear out my fingernails one by one, I like him!
        I don’t have a very good reason,
        Since I’ve been with him,
        Cuckoo-nuts have been in season…
        But there’s nothing I can do,
        Chop me up for onion stew,
        Still I’ll yell to the sky
        Though I can’t tell you why,
        That I like him! …

        I like him, I really like him.
        Pluck me naked as a scalded chicken,
        I like him!
        Don’t ask me for why or wherefore,
        ‘Cause I don’t have a single good
        “Because” or “therefore!”
        You can barbecue my nose.
        Make a giblet of my toes,
        Make me freeze, make me fry.
        Make me sigh, make me cry.
        Still I’ll yell to the sky,
        Though I can’t tell you why.
        That I like him!”

  16. cavalier973

    It would seem like a good time to buy puts and sell short, but for a little guy, that could prove disastrous. I saw what happened with Robinhood. They will close out your trades and keep your money.

  17. Not Adahn

    Speaking to The Post, Amato admitted to carrying the “ACAB” sign — but insisted he didn’t realize he was holding a cop-hating message when it was handed to him.

    “Someone passed me the sign and I didn’t know it said, ‘ACAB.’ I had no clue,” he said. “I totally grabbed the sign in haste.”

    I don’t hate cops! I’m just retarded! Plus I do what I’m told without thinking, so vote for me!

    • cavalier973

      “I thought the letters stood for ‘Americans Care About Blacks’! Who could be against blacks? Are you a racist, or something?”

    • Atanarjuat

      Someone should make some ACAB signs that are upon closer inspection, actually Azov (which I think is the very similar A3OB in Cyrillic) and hand them out at the next BLM protest.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I thought is was another Genesis reunion tour.

  18. Atanarjuat

    Wow, I had never heard of the Specials, I dig it.

    • Nephilium

      Never… heard… of the Specials?

      Look up the Selector, the (English) Beat [named the Beat in the UK, the English Beat in the US], Madness, and Bad Manners.

      • Atanarjuat

        Will do, thanks.

      • Nephilium

        If you like those, you can continue down that path to the later sounds of Hepcat, the Specials, Dr. Ring-Ding, Skinnerbox, and Skavoovie and the Epitones. To go back in time, look up Toots and the Maytals, the Skatalites, Prince Buster, and Desmond Dekker.

      • slumbrew
      • The Last American Hero

        Or just stream your music at 125% normal speed.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nonsense, go for chipmunk speed!

      • Nephilium

        You think Push ‘n Shove is too fast?

  19. Semi-Spartan Dad

    This will be interesting. I’m curious to see how Roberts will try to split the baby on this case, when it’s very much a 1A rights case and the guy was denied his, since the activity was completely voluntary.

    The conflation of employment with 1A continues. It’s like hearing that the NFL can’t punish the BLM football players who were kneeling because of the 1A, just with the script flipped.

    The coach is able to pray all he likes off the clock. The 1A protects him from some governmental organization like the Saudi Religious Police from swooping him and jailing him for praying. The 1A does not apply to employment, either private employment or by the government.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Are you one of those monsters who think that our Somali brothers and sisters should be forced to handle bacon and pork as part of their jobs as checkout clerks?

      *Now that I am thinking of that story, I realize that I haven’t heard a peep about it for a long time. I wonder what the resolution was? Did the stores cave? Or did the Somalis figure out that there was no payoff for their gripes and just let it drop?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        That’s another good example.

    • cyto

      It seems they handled prayer at football games a long time ago… I ended with the ubiquitous player lead prayer group at midfield after the game.

      Not sure how the coach doing it by hi.self enters the fray…..

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Let’s say my employer had a softball team and I coached it. I ended each game with a prayer. If my employer told me to knock it off and I ignored them and continued to do what they’ve asked me to stop, the best case is that I would be removed from coach. More realistic scenario is that I am (rightfully) terminated for insubordination and intentionally failing to comply with instructions from my employer.

        It boils down to this… employer told employee to knock shit off. Employee didn’t stop. Intentional and repeated failure to comply with instructions is open and shut.

      • WTF

        Your company softball team is playing games on the clock? Or on their own time? Because my employer doesn’t get to tell me what to do on my own time. Once the football game has concluded, is the coach on his own time?

      • juris imprudent

        Because my employer doesn’t get to tell me what to do on my own time.

        Someone doesn’t understand our new patriarchal world. Boss knows best for you.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        It’s a company softball team. The company can replace the coach or any of the players at will. The ability of the company to allow people to participate in company-sponsored activities is not dependent on if people are paid for their time or not. And participants are still representing the company while engaged in a company activity. There is a reason why company Christmas parties with open bars are not popular anymore. If they don’t want those terms, then don’t play on a company team. Go join a YMCA league.

        Once the football game has concluded, is the coach on his own time?

        Is the coach still wearing a uniform? Still performing coaching activities? If he dropped trousers and started publicly masturbating instead of praying immediately following the end of the game, would there be any discussion of “on his own time” versus if he was still wearing the coach hat?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Doesn’t work that way in the real world. If employer punishes you for praying after the softball game, you sue employer for violating your civil rights, and they create a prayer room and an ERG for you do go pray whenever you want as part of the settlement. Well, unless you’re Christian. In that case, they fire you for being a bigot.

  20. cavalier973

    Ukraine goes to brink.

    Er, I mean, the Ukrainian ambassadorship is given to the current ambassador to Slovakia, one Bridget Brink, when the embassy is reopened.

    • cyto

      Broken link

    • Tundra

      Nice!

      Thanks, Holiness!

  21. juris imprudent

    The British government will establish an independent regulator in English football to deal with the game’s finances, club ownership and corporate governance, the Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) said on Monday.

    Well, the British govt will do what no other league has been able – displace the Premier League as the world’s most popular. I take it the “DCMS” is an idiot conglomeration on the order of our DHS.

    • Raven Nation

      I think what kicked this off was the Saudi group buying Newcastle; then the Chelsea/Russian ownership thing came on top of that. Looks like you’re going to have to be politically correct to buy a team now. A group led by the Ricketts family was looking into buying Chelsea and that set off all kinds of complaints.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, if anyone can get the big money out, and turn the PL into a small business venture, it will be the govt.

    • Ted S.

      I hope every EPL team goes through what Leeds did 20 years ago.

  22. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Ah, The Specials really take the edge off.

    I had a couple flights in the last few days. Easily 90+ percent maskless on the planes. Happy flight attendants and there wasn’t that weird background anxiety.

    So nice.

    • Nephilium

      Yeah, it was 95% unmasked on my trip back from Vegas. Rooms are already booked for Viva next year.

  23. cyto

    Biden administration says approval polls don’t matter, Biden can still win election….

    Do we count that as an admission?

    • WTF

      An admission that the only thing that matters is who counts the votes.

      • cyto

        I mean, they literally bragged that they were going to do it in 2020, then they did it and said you were not allowed to talk about it…. then they bragged about it in the press…..

        But nothing to see here….

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well, yeah….

    • AlexinCT

      Wait until they send him an email telling him they have all sorts of sexually embarrassing shit they will put on his family & coworkers Facebook, Instagram, or other social media things if he doesn’t give them 2K bitcoin! Online shit is for idiots…

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Boy are these guys late to to the party

    Chippendales, the famed male dancer troupe, has turned to K Street to help it tap into a potential new round of federal pandemic aid. The iconic franchise, known for commanding the attention of bachelorette parties lined across the Rio All Suites Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, retained the services of white-shoe law and lobbying firm Greenberg Traurig to lobby on a pandemic-era program designed to help concert halls, movie theaters and others in the live events industry, according to a disclosure filed this week.

    • UnCivilServant

      This is the first time I’ve heard anyone mention that company since the 90s. If you’d asked me yesterday I’d have said they’d gone out of business ages ago.

      • Nephilium

        The girlfriend follows the casino sales and ownership. Rumors are floating that the Rio is up for sale.

      • db

        It could prosper under Glibs leadership, I’d bet.

    • Sensei

      +1 SNL Chippendales Audition Skit

  25. Sensei

    Now even the WSJ is playing the NYP’s game.

    “Ms. Kabaeva, a former Olympic champion rhythmic gymnast known in the sport for her extreme flexibility and an international doping scandal, is suspected of playing a role in hiding Mr. Putin’s personal wealth overseas, U.S. officials said, and remains a potential sanctions target.”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-withholds-sanctions-on-a-very-close-putin-associate-his-alleged-girlfriend-11650816894?st=huye219uuh40lj2&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • WTF

      How does the government get to attack private citizens of a country we are not at war with? FYTW, of course, but what actual legal authority could there be?

      • Drake

        Letters of Attainder – it’s right there in the Constitution.

      • juris imprudent

        Damn, we got us a Constitutional scholar right here.

    • Drake

      Why would he need to hide his wealth overseas? And if he did, wouldn’t it be in mind-your-own business places like the Caymans or UAE?

      • WTF

        He wouldn’t, of course, they are simply using that as an excuse to go after his associates to try to cause trouble for him.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Glib Fit News You Can Use

    WOMEN who jog enjoy more intense orgasms —   and the further they go  the better the climax.

    Experts say running strengthens pelvic muscles involved in the big O and helps improve blood flow to vital areas.

    The real problem is how do you catch these women? They are too good at running away!

    • UnCivilServant

      Treat them dearly.

      ATVs and tranq darts.

      Or is that deerly?

      • Pope Jimbo

        tranq darts for deer love?

        You know the Dose-E-Doe went out of style a long time ago.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Glib Fit News You Don’t Want To Use

      Gallagher was part of a trial for a pill, which is being marketed under the name Nella, that contains bacteria harvested from the poop of high-performing athletes.

      “We’re looking for what’s in the eco-system of super-healthy people,” said Dr. Jonathan Scheiman, the inventor of Nella and the CEO of its parents company Fitbiomics, by way of explanation. He believes the answer to true sporting prowess isn’t just a great trainer or a strict diet. Superstar athletes have something in common, and the way he found it out was via their poop.

      Good Runners = Good Orgasms
      Good Runners = Good Shit

      I’ll let you guys do the math.

      • WTF

        People who lead healthy lifestyles are healthy?

      • Nephilium

        Nah. That requires hard work, just put their poo into a pill and swallow it. Or follow HM’s old advice…

      • juris imprudent

        It’s genetic.

      • WTF

        Partially, yes. It’s always a combination of genes and lifestyle.

      • juris imprudent

        Uh, that was supposed to be a dead-pan; but you are right, it is the combo.

    • Mojeaux

      At Pope Jimbo, my source for daily dad jokes, *snicker*

    • Nephilium

      The real problem is how do you catch these women? They are too good at running away!

      You should be able to ride a bike faster then they can jog.

      • Count Potato

        Any particular reason?

      • UnCivilServant

        We never had any growing up, and I have an instinct where I watn stability before I try to move, even though logically I know it’s the rotational movement in the wheels that causes stability.

      • Count Potato

        OK, although you probably could if you tried. I remember reading some people can’t due to some sort of inner ear problem or whatever.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sure, if I wanted to upt my fat ass on those uncomfortable seats and fight my self-preservation instincts, I could probably manage to get it to move, I’m just not currently able to operate a bicycle.

      • Urthona

        tricycle then

      • Pope Jimbo

        Neph is out riding his bike and comes across a naked woman.

        She tells him that there was an accident and could he give her a ride to town on his bike. Neph says sure. She climbs on the bike sitting in front of him.

        After a few miles, she says “You aren’t very observant are you? You haven’t even noticed I’m naked”.

        Neph replies “Well you aren’t observant either, you haven’t even noticed that this is a girl’s bike.”

      • Nephilium

        Sexist.

        They’re called step through bikes now.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        But you’re not denying the story.

      • Nephilium

        First step is to deflect.

        The only step through in the garage is the girlfriend’s bike, which I’m a bit too tall for. I’m still trying to convince her to upgrade it to an e-assist bike to at least get her riding it again.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Nobody I know voted for Hitler

    Le Pen’s results “including a majority of working class voters and victories in many rural and suburban districts, illustrates the profound divisions in French society which will make Macron’s second term as troubled as the first,” Mujtaba Rahman, managing director at consultancy Eurasia Group, said in a note Sunday.

    Le Pen’s performance in the 2022 election benefited from a change in tone from the far-right leader. Political analysts have noted how she became more moderate this time around, avoiding a focus on immigration or rallying against European integration. Instead, Le Pen chose to talk about soaring inflation and the weaker purchasing power of French citizens.

    “We should not dismiss the increase in her vote share; it shows that her efforts to normalize her party and her policies are working,” Jessica Hinds, an economist at Capital Economics, told CNBC via email Monday.

    OMG she’s “normalizing” what icky working class Frenchmen want. Ewwww.

    • juris imprudent

      One can see how the working class suffers from false consciousness about what really matters to them. Thus they must have the enlightened leadership of the revolutionary vanguard to guide them to the glorious future.

  28. Count Potato

    What’s Mike Pence doing with that Indian kid?

    • AlexinCT

      The love of Mike Pence is very different than that of a square?

  29. Drake

    The Twitter board members certainly talked to their lawyers.

    I bet they also spoke with the CFO. If they sell to Musk this week, they don’t have to release really bad financial results.

    • waffles

      Yeah, those who could possibly have wrested control of Twitter away must know something is rotten at the company. It’s pretty damning.

    • juris imprudent

      That is the part I don’t get – Musk won’t make money on the deal.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Musk could get his ass handed to him in a number of ways. Reforming Twitter isn’t going to be a cakewalk.

        Do you think Apple and Google are going to let Twitter slide if it starts allowing “hate speech”? And what about the commie revolutionary brigade that Twitter calls its workforce?

      • juris imprudent

        commie revolutionary brigade

        OK, so he cuts labor costs, I still don’t see that turning Twitter into a profit-making enterprise.

      • Drake

        Not in the short-term. Maybe he thinks he can run it like a business instead of a propaganda vehicle and make money?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Someone might wonder how Twitter makes money.

        This is one way: https://theintercept.com/2022/04/22/anomaly-six-phone-tracking-zignal-surveillance-cia-nsa/

        According to audiovisual recordings of an A6 presentation reviewed by The Intercept and Tech Inquiry, the firm claims that it can track roughly 3 billion devices in real time, equivalent to a fifth of the world’s population. The staggering surveillance capacity was cited during a pitch to provide A6’s phone-tracking capabilities to Zignal Labs, a social media monitoring firm that leverages its access to Twitter’s rarely granted “firehose” data stream to sift through hundreds of millions of tweets per day without restriction. With their powers combined, A6 proposed, Zignal’s corporate and governmental clients could not only surveil global social media activity, but also determine who exactly sent certain tweets, where they sent them from, who they were with, where they’d been previously, and where they went next. This enormously augmented capability would be an obvious boon to both regimes keeping tabs on their global adversaries and companies keeping tabs on their employees.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, that doesn’t improve my opinion of the clientele.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Why can’t I shake the suspicion that the French “far right” is somewhere to the left of Susan Collins and Mitt Romney?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    That is the part I don’t get – Musk won’t make money on the deal.

    Musk just said, at some conference, it’s not about the money, it’s about rescuing the platform.

    Something tells me he looked into what it would take to fire up a legitimate competitor from scratch and decided it would be cheaper and faster to just buy twatter. And think of the savings when they fire twatter’s army of censors content moderators.

    • juris imprudent

      I don’t buy that the Twitter business model ever adds up. It’s a redux of the dot-com world.

      • UnCivilServant

        Their ‘business model’ has no economics of scale, as adding more users simply causes overhead to go up at a similar rate without any corresponding revenue to offset it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        See my link above

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a reason my cell phones are really desk phones.

      • juris imprudent

        Just like FB, you aren’t the customer, you’re the product.

      • Plisade

        dammit

      • Plisade

        As somebody said, Twitter’s product is *you.*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nigel Tufnel haz a sad.

    • Urthona

      Well it is one more than ten

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It’s kind of lonely though.

    • Not Adahn

      I don’t see how allies could possibly be linked. That’s as ridiculous as linking the two of them with Mussolini

      • AlexinCT

        Now link Ukraine to Stalin?

      • Not Adahn

        Stalin was (IIRC) from Georgia. Everyone knows that people from Georgia are racists, so Stalin = racist. And racists are white, and most Ukrainians are white, so Ukraine = Stalin.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The conflation of environmentalism, racial diversity, sexual orientation, and gender identity is illuminating.

    • rhywun

      I hadn’t seen that.

      It’s just flat-out Marxist propaganda at this point.

      Wake up, parents.

    • Hyperion

      I read a comment this morning from an article about the FL ‘don’t say guy’ law, that pretty much nails it.

      You take a kid that young, brainwash them and get them to take life altering drugs to change their sex hormones, they will become so emotionally damaged they will be dependent upon the democrat party for the rest of their life to get all the free psychological treatments they will require.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t say “guy,” buddy.

      • R C Dean

        Now you’re just muddying the waters.

    • Fatty Bolger

      But I was assured by the leftist Twitterati that this never happens!

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I really don’t care about the praying football coach. I’m with Semi Spartan Dad. If the school told him to stop, and he didn’t, it’s fireable. The least he could do is be discreet, but something tells me he wanted to make it into a big deal.

    I am, however, curious about just who complained about it.

    Assholes, all the way down.

  33. Count Potato

    “Florida politics just hit different.

    Image description: A man wears a shirt reading “Trump was robbed” while carrying a hybrid LGBT pride / Confederate Battle-flag.”

    https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1515858957595729922

    He’s also black.

    • Rebel Scum

      How queer.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I wonder if the Slate writer has even been to a pachinko parlor? The participants are about as aware or interested as your random slots player here in the US.

      • Sensei

        Doubtful.

        Although in this case it’s mentioning that ethnic Koreans in Japan worked in industries like pachinko as other employment options were limited compared to Japanese.

        The article is actually a fair criticism. Fiction and non-fiction that is popular world wide, but critical of Japan frequently doesn’t receive a Japanese language release.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even within, something like The Eternal 0 gets smeared as a right wing apology by one side and modernist anti Japanese by the other.

        There’s a reason why Yokohama had a Chinatown, too.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My brother-in-law brought me to a pachinko parlor once. I couldn’t stand it. All the lights, noise, bells and cigarette smoke wasn’t my thing. I also suck at hand/eye coordination stuff like that.

        The only interesting part of the whole trip was when the BIL took the stuffed animal he won playing pachinko around to the back alley and sold it to some “mysterious stranger” for cash. (There is no gambling at pachinko parlors!). The window was funny because it had a blind pulled all the way down so you couldn’t even see the guy buying the animal back. You just put the animal in a hopper and the guy gave out cash through the bottom of the window.

    • rhywun

      I only skimmed it but didn’t see anything objectionably Slate-ish.

      The history should be taught but it should not be wallowed in, which is what is going to happen if Japan doesn’t keep the Marxists out of their every institution the way the United States failed to do.

      • Sensei

        Agreed on both points. I just prefer not have people click Slate links without knowing they are doing so.

      • rhywun

        ?

        A real TW is always appreciated

      • Gustave Lytton

        if Japan doesn’t keep the Marxists out of their every institution

        ?

        Do you want to tell him, Sensei, or shall I?

      • Sensei

        You mean like my first Japanese language instructor who had no idea who Hirohito was?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Japan is weird when it comes to Koreans.

      Recently, the country is gaga over all things Korean. Boy bands, food, dramas. They love it all. Yet, there is still a heap of discrimination agains people who have Korean blood. It isn’t as overt as it used to be, but there is still a lot.

      My in-laws are pretty lucky because the wife’s sister married a very wealthy Japanese businessman. Like everywhere, being rich helps a lot. I try my very best to not dig very deeply into those conversations because I can’t do anything to help and it would only pick at scabs.

      What always strikes me as extra weird is that the discrimination isn’t just against Korean immigrants (soju backs?), but even against Koreans who have lived in Japan for generations. The kids grew up exactly the same as Japanese kids, but they are just as excluded from being part of the Japanese Club as any gaijin.

      • Sensei

        I find the success that SoftBank’s Masayoshi Son rather interesting.

        Lot’s of non-Japanese don’t know he is a 3rd generation Korean. I can’t make heads or tails out how Koreans born in Japan naturalize. He was born in Japan, but didn’t become a Japanese citizen until 1990.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Looming largely

    In a sign that McCarthy may have mended some fences over the weekend and is trying to bolster his standing in Trump world, the House minority leader will lead a GOP delegation, which includes Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, to the southern US border on Monday.

    Greene, an extreme pro-Trump lawmaker, has warned McCarthy will have to satisfy a series of demands before he gets votes for speaker from her and like-minded Republican representatives. The trip will underscore how immigration – perhaps Trump’s signature issue – is a glue that unites GOP factions and is at the center of the party’s midterm election quest given the White House’s vulnerabilities on the issue.

    The McCarthy drama, which for a while last week threatened to shatter his career – until an outwardly magnanimous Trump collected his vow of loyalty – was triggered when two New York Times reporters revealed that McCarthy had told fellow top Republicans that he was considering advising Trump to step down after the insurrection in January last year. The House minority leader flatly denied the claim and slammed the reporters, Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns, as tools of a biased, corporate media. But appearing on MSNBC, the reporters soon revealed a tape that obliterated McCarthy’s denials and appeared to leave him on wafer thin ground.

    In another time, McCarthy’s eviscerated credibility might have destroyed his political future. But in an age in which most GOP power depends on Trump’s patronage, McCarthy’s subsequent recommitment to the Trump movement might have actually strengthened his claims to the speakership.

    If TRUMP! did not exist, these people would have nothing to talk about.

    • Drake

      He could talk about political issues and how he plans to surrender them all to the left.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Not mentioned: Cheney pushing for him to do it. No conflict of interest at all in her current participation in the sham show trial Jan 6 committee.

  35. Hyperion

    “Looks like they must have talked to their lawyers. Good. This needs to happen if they don’t want to face some serious lawsuits about their fiduciary responsibility.”

    Well, Elon is right, it’s clear the board’s goals are not aligned with the shareholders. So far, they have just beeen trying to protect their own asses, as they own almost no stock and have huge salaries for sitting in an occasional meeting where their main job seems to be to decide who gets banned this week.

    • Urthona

      Board needs to be replaced completely

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If Musk succeeds, there will be no board.

      • Hyperion

        No doubt they will be and most if not all will leave of their own free will as Elon said their salaries will be reduced to $0. Just wait for the attacks on Twitter from the entire left wing media, because it’s coming hard and fast. Twitter will be the new Nazis. NYT, WaPo getting ready to run those presses on overdrive.

      • slumbrew

        Private companies don’t need a board.

      • R C Dean

        If a privately held company is a corporation, it needs a board. Its written into corporate law.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, good point; in my head I was thinking that was only required for public companies but you are correct.

      • rhywun

        The complete 180 from the MSM is going to snap all their necks.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m trying to figure out what the “journalists” will use as a replacement.

        I don’t see a good option for them at the moment. Twitter’s user base is massive.

      • juris imprudent

        Twitter’s user base is massive.

        Is it really? Haven’t there been studies about the bot-nets and that a tiny fraction of users generate the most content?

      • rhywun

        TikTok?

      • Urthona

        It’ll be more massive after Musk.

        The censoring of conservatives was just done out of spite. They’ll use the platform more and there won’t really be an reason for left wingers to leave. They can block and curate who they want to talk to anyway.

      • juris imprudent

        You think they can accept a competing bubble? No, there can only be ONE bubble, dominated by their own groupthink.

      • Urthona

        They’ll just create their own bubble within the platform.

        Hopefully a rival free speech platform doesn’t cut into the Glibertarians market share though.

      • Hyperion

        Safe spaces will be needed. They’re going to run out of them faster than hospitals ran out of ventilators at the height of covid pr0n hysteria.

      • Urthona

        I guess they could use almost any other internet platform, the most of which will still censor conservatives.

  36. Rebel Scum

    This needs to become more common.

    Anything to make baseball watchable.

    • juris imprudent

      Baseball is only good in person, watching on TV is less engaging than golf.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Curling is the supreme television sport.

      • Rebel Scum

        For me that was NASCAR left on in the background before it got woke. I’ll still watch football and soccer though.

      • Hyperion

        There should be a new sport named ‘mopping’. You got your mop and mop bucket and I’m still working on the details but it involves mopping.

      • juris imprudent

        Summertime version of curling?

      • db

        The competitive mop is colloquially known as a “swab” and all the “swabbies” are trying to get to the poop deck to be the first to swab it. Getting there second is more hazardous because the playing surface gets fairly sloppy.

      • Pope Jimbo

        In person or on the radio.

        Playoff baseball should go back to being day games.

  37. Rebel Scum

    “Twitter reassesses Musk bid, may be more open to deal” was the Journal’s lead headline for much of Sunday afternoon and evening, prompting newfound speculation about Twitter’s future.

    And the dark night of fascism falls on the Twitterverse.

    • Hyperion

      How dare a Billionaire own a media company!? It’s outrageous! Elon replaces Trump as Satan incarnate.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    This is not a partisan point – it’s borne out by events of four tumultuous years of the Trump presidency, two impeachments and the ex-President’s lies that the 2020 election was a fraud. And it represents judgments by lawmakers about the views of their constituents in the pro-Trump base of the party, which remains strongly aligned with the ex-President and favorable to his alternative 2020 reality.

    Wherein the noble proselytizing left wing journalist confronts the confounding and terrifying reality that not everybody sees the world in the same way he does.

    • juris imprudent

      Also conveniently ignores FOUR FUCKING YEARS of Democratic railing about the illegitimacy of the 2016 election.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t forget how GWB stole the 2020 election by having Diebold hack the Ohio results.

  39. Rebel Scum

    Joseph Kennedy says the school district violated his religious freedom by telling him he couldn’t pray so publicly after the games, but the district says it was trying to avoid the appearance that the school was endorsing a religious point of view.

    Seems like 1A is cut and dry here.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I guarantee that if he had run out on the field in a tutu with a rainbow flag, the board would have been just fine with it.

  40. Rebel Scum

    government people are fucking dumb.

    The decision for removal was dumb.

  41. Rebel Scum

    White House claims approval polls don’t matter and Biden CAN win in 2024: Chief of Staff Ron Klain points to French President Emanuel Macron’s reelection with just 36% approval rating

    I guess the French fortified the election for their resident globalist as well.

    • rhywun

      Too bad we don’t have a Glibs correspondent in France. It would be nice to know how their votes are conducted.

      I found and lost a great link from a couple weeks ago pointing out that the US breaks every single item on their checklist of “fair election” practices that are recommended to other countries when we’re “observing” them.

      • db

        My understanding is they have staged elections where each candidate has to pass certain gates to move to the next stage–le Pen wins the early stages but ends up against people in the big election finding her a bridge too far. So she acts as a barrier to other right wing candidates getting into the main election?

        Maybe.

        But I can see similar happening with Trump if he really runs in ’24. He’ll fuck it up for better candidates and then lose to the D.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Still, the latest example of Trump’s dominance of the GOP could play into Democratic claims that the former President represents a mortal danger to American democracy.

    Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts told CNN’s Dana Bash on “State of the Union” Sunday that McCarthy’s conduct in recent days showed that he was a “liar and a traitor.”

    “This is outrageous. And that is really the illness that pervades the Republican leadership right now, that they say one thing to the American public and something else in private,” Warren said.

    Stop it. You’re killing me.

    • Hyperion

      “a mortal danger to American democracy.”

      They still have not explained at all, what this means.

      • juris imprudent

        Democrats might lose power. That is what it means, yesterday, today and tomorrow.

    • rhywun

      Keep digging that hole, the left.

  43. Rebel Scum

    That state is so gerrymandered,

    That’s only bad when FL does it.

  44. Rebel Scum

    I assume because the colors of the participants doesn’t fit the narrative.

    Only black lives matter and only in certain circumstances.

    That went quiet pretty quick as well.

    Too much melanin.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    For me that was NASCAR left on in the background before it got woke.

    NAPCAR is like some sort of low rent hypnosis, for me. Five or six laps after they throw the green, I am in a state of deep, glassy-eyed relaxation. When the announcers get excited, I revive long enough to watch the crash replays.

    • R C Dean

      Same here. Nothing puts me under for an afternoon nap like a NASCAR race.

  46. Rebel Scum

    Exxon Mobil will no longer allow banners of outside organizations on its flagpoles, angering some employees who in the past had flown a rainbow Pride flag.

    Textbook definition of “nontroversy”.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    You got your mop and mop bucket and I’m still working on the details but it involves mopping.

    You have to get Winston’s Mom to design the uniforms.

    • juris imprudent

      You really want to wear Zed’s threads?

  48. Rebel Scum

    Way too much of this shit is overvalued and this has been a long time coming.

    That explains the Zillow estimate of the value of my house. (It’s absurdly high)

    • slumbrew

      Now that’s just great.

    • db

      that is fucking awesome

  49. Rebel Scum

    Seems legit.

    Taylor Lorenz says that one of the reasons she revealed @libsoftiktok’s identity is because “for all we knew, this could have been a foreign actor.”

    “People who disagree with me should not have a platform.”

    • slumbrew

      Wait, Taylor Lorenz is 49?!

      I thought she was just some idiot 20-something.

      • Animal

        I thought she was just some idiot 20-something.

        You were half right.

      • db

        When you’re as dumb as a dumb 20-something while being a 40-something, you’re twice as stupid as if you were just a dumb 40-something.

      • slumbrew

        It makes her awfulness is even worse, given that she can’t just chalk it up to youth and inexperience.

    • R C Dean

      for all we knew, this could have been a foreign actor

      So when you found it she wasn’t, you had no good reason to doxx her.

      But you did anyway. So that’s not the reason you did it.

      You’re supposed to be a professional, Taylor. You should tell better lies.

      • juris imprudent

        You’re going to make her cry.

    • Urthona

      It’s also been pointed out that they used foreign interference as an excuse to NOT report on Hunter Biden before. Foreign interference is the justification for everything they want.

      • db

        “We can’t comment on an active investigation/pending litigation”

      • rhywun

        Foreign interference is the new Vladimir Putin.

    • Grumbletarian

      It’s funny she thinks that’s a good excuse.

    • Fatty Bolger

      *snorts*

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why couldn’t foreigners post crazy leftie videos?

      If foreigners can’t comment on our politics, I would assume we shouldn’t be commenting on the Ukraine stuff.

    • AlexinCT

      The teachers were right… I was born a multi-megaton thermonuclear device with a penchant for tits.

  50. Rebel Scum

    Nothing to see here.

    Hunter Biden’s closest business partner made at least 19 visits to the White House and other official locations between 2009 and 2015, including a sitdown with then-Vice President Joe Biden in the West Wing.

    Visitor logs from the White House of former President Barack Obama reviewed by The Post cast further doubt over Joe Biden’s claims that he knew nothing of his son’s dealings.

    Eric Schwerin met with Vice President Biden on November 17, 2010 in the West Wing, when he was the president of the since-dissolved investment fund Rosemont Seneca Partners.

    • juris imprudent

      Why do you trust what you see on TV?

    • R C Dean

      Interesting that the projection in the lower right corner doesn’t change.

      In an hour and a half, Macron picks up @250,000 votes, which seems plausible I guess. I’d like some verification this isn’t a photoshop, though.

      • juris imprudent

        Corollary – why trust something just because it is on the internet?

    • UnCivilServant

      Of all the stupid…

      Work proxy blocks gab for… “Extremism”

      I hate political bias in work proxies.

    • juris imprudent

      How much money would you bet that if there was no picture of the perp, you could convince people that sheriff was a racist talking about a black young man?

  51. Rebel Scum

    The CDC should have dictatorial powers.

    President Joe Biden’s chief medical advisor Anthony Fauci said it is a “bad precedent” for judges to check the authority of President Joe Biden on mandates because they lack “expertise,” during a segment on Fox News’ “Cavuto Live” with Neil Cavuto on 4/22/2022

  52. hayeksplosives

    This week at work we are having the optimistically named “First Annual” workshop on nuclear test diagnostics. 4 days worth!

    Should be pretty cool, right?!?

    NOPE! Speaker number one has put the entire audience to sleep. Folks are waking out. How in the world do people not sound excited about what they do???

    This guy seems like he’d rather be dead than tell us about his slides.

    • UnCivilServant

      I rarely sound excited.

      Less so about my day job. I do maintain a ‘customer service voice’ in meetings but that is mostly maintaining an even tone that might just put people to sleep.

      Some of us are in less demand for our skills, and don’t want to leave a decent paying job for the random chance of landing a post in a more preferred field, especially if that field isn’t known for paying very well.

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